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#
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 15:14, archived)
# Bob Hope has turned Camilla into a strawberry jelly
four day bank holidays make everything weird
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 15:23, archived)
# i don't know if i should sort out the garden or get pissed
bank holiday tuesdays are just fucking weird
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 15:24, archived)
# Blofeld looks like trollface.
Just saiyan.
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 17:04, archived)
# Happy Jubilee from The Colonies ma'am.

Is it me or is she really just going through the motions these days?
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 15:07, archived)
# if by "going through the motions" you mean "wading through piles of shit", then yes, probably
although that hat suits her
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 15:10, archived)
#
wading waving
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 15:13, archived)
# Hooo, satire. :D
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 15:19, archived)
# I thought that was her job, actually
"Keep your gob shut and wave, they'll love you." She's been doing it for 60 years now.
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 15:36, archived)
# pfff
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 15:23, archived)
# the ultimate trustafarian!
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 15:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Start spreading the news..
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 14:25, archived)
# fuck yeah! who needs telly?
:D
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 14:31, archived)
# Spiderman has made you gay!
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 14:35, archived)
# No! No way!
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 14:37, archived)
# How many of us are gay?
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 16:06, archived)
# it's the fatty arbuckle of villains!
although fatty himself was a villain, if all stories are to be believed
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 14:50, archived)
# Is she flirting with Kong there?
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 14:55, archived)
# i thought about you earlier
when i found a lollipop in my handbag
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 14:59, archived)
# \o/ Success!
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 15:01, archived)
# i'm finding them a lot lately
are you hiding lollipops in my pockets and other crevices?
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 15:05, archived)
# I am the Lollipop Pisky.
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 15:15, archived)
# i can well believe it, you little dickens
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 15:23, archived)
# Sounds like a song lyric
I thought about you earlier
when i found a lollipop in my handbag

Or maybe I'm thinking of Cindy Of A Thousand Lives.
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 18:34, archived)
# she's after his monkey nuts
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 15:27, archived)
# Haha, busy day in town
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 21:56, archived)
[challenge entry] if you can get this without filenaming, i'll be impressed
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 13:20, archived)
# The Ring?
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 13:21, archived)
# nope
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 13:24, archived)
# Pac-Man?
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 13:24, archived)
# not even close
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 13:26, archived)
# batman? the bit where the kid falls down the well
edit - that's no moon!
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 13:26, archived)
# no
and it wasn't at dusk
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 13:26, archived)
# is it a well related scenario?
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 13:27, archived)
# not particularly
but it is one of my favourite films
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 13:30, archived)
# it's also cheating slightly
as the thing that would get this view can't see
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 13:31, archived)
# H2G2 - Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 13:32, archived)
# no
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 13:33, archived)
# hot tub time machine
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 13:31, archived)
# that is so shit
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 13:33, archived)
# wind in the willows
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 13:36, archived)
# now you're just being silly
does the word "motherhumpers" help?
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 13:38, archived)
# well moley was quite blind
no to the motherhumpers thing, it's not starship troopers is it?
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 13:39, archived)
# no, but just as silly
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 13:41, archived)
# i disagree
it has all the makings of a shit movie, but it was surprisingly good
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 16:24, archived)
# is it a hole or something?
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 13:38, archived)
# it is a hole
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 13:39, archived)
# Star Wars?
EDIT: I.E. Sarlack [sp?]
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 13:40, archived)
# I've now checked...
not too far off I reckon
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 13:41, archived)
# not much, no ;)
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 13:41, archived)
# Getting warm
Had to filename. Oh the shame!
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 13:40, archived)
# Best film ever made ever.
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 13:44, archived)
# ^this, almost
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 13:52, archived)
# martin short's bumhole from inner space?
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 13:39, archived)
# there'd be more corn involved, i think
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 13:42, archived)
# LIAR!!!
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 13:44, archived)
# he loves teh corn
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 13:46, archived)
# Is that "corn" with a P?
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 13:50, archived)
# no, he's a massive cob lover
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 13:52, archived)
# is it tremors?
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 13:44, archived)
# DING DING DING! WE HAVE A WINNER!
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 13:45, archived)
# to be fair, I got it from your chat with sock
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 13:47, archived)
# it was the motherhumpers bit, wasn't it?
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 13:53, archived)
# when you said it was blind I thought, "shai hulud!" but then, yeah, motherhumpers clinched it
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 13:55, archived)
# i just wish they hadn't pulled the plug on tremors 5
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 13:57, archived)
# bollocks! i saw SO going to say that!
and i was thinking it at 13:43 to technically i win
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 13:47, archived)
# shoulda, coulda, woulda
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 13:54, archived)
# bah
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 13:55, archived)
# Impressive!
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 13:47, archived)
# bumslugs!
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 15:24, archived)
# *filenames*
...nope. No idea
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 13:47, archived)
# if you haven't seen it, DO IT NOW!
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 13:53, archived)
# HA :D
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 13:54, archived)
# got all 4 of them a while ago
watched them fuck knows how many times. first time my mum saw it, it was in german. i was able to tell her what everyone was saying :D
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 13:55, archived)
# Someone in a pit - hmm
It rubs the lotion on its skin?

(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 13:58, archived)
# no
although i think that was on last night
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 14:01, archived)
# Graboids!
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 14:27, archived)
# ha!
weird, but it won't play properly and there's no sound. then again, lappy's a bit shit lately
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 14:34, archived)
# Universal sadtimes.
8(
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 14:35, archived)
# indeed
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 14:45, archived)
# Portal escape scene on spectrum 28k!
Ribbit!
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 15:08, archived)
# bloody hell, haven't seen a speccy in years!
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 15:09, archived)
# Cartman dressed as a ninja
from above
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 18:15, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 12:16, archived)
# Fuck the fear :)
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 12:24, archived)
# haha!
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 12:50, archived)
# It's showtime!
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 12:31, archived)
# Hahahaha
Ace
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 12:49, archived)
# nice fucking model!
*honk honk*
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 12:51, archived)
# aargh:D
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 13:07, archived)
# they may be advanced
but their tellies are lightyears behind
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 13:12, archived)
# haha, I've still got a wooden telly in the attic :)
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 13:25, archived)
# That flying saucer is sat next to me as I type
Not wanting to be smug like. Edit hahaha
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 13:37, archived)
# well i'm wearing the tourette's t-shirt, so nyer
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 13:39, archived)
# But do you have a large pink fluffy cock?
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 13:44, archived)
# no. no i don't.
*sighs*
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 14:02, archived)
# certificate: FEAR
woo
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 15:03, archived)
#
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 15:13, archived)
# Jewbilee
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 11:43, archived)
# Quite
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 12:17, archived)
#
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 12:26, archived)
# Excellent! Was that dogs name smedley?
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 13:24, archived)
# Muttley
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 13:49, archived)
# Thanks for the info. I should have known such an important fact.
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 14:03, archived)
# Fantastic!
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 14:45, archived)
# HEIL LUIGI
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 12:51, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 11:42, archived)
# ;D
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 11:53, archived)
# Whore coarse
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 11:53, archived)
# What a whopper.
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 12:08, archived)
# A total cock up
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 12:10, archived)
# Prepare for the climax of the event.
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 16:33, archived)
# got bored and made this
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 9:37, archived)
# I fucking love you...
and you real photos!

EDIT: Can we have a CFB please?
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 9:42, archived)
# the cfb is only 640 wide
It's on my flickr page

www.flickr.com/photos/paul_powers/7155490755/in/photostream/

*edit

nope it's 600 wide
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 9:59, archived)
# and now a front view?
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 10:10, archived)
# don't have one sorry :(
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 10:44, archived)
# Wings of piss?
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 10:05, archived)
# Sewer cat is watching you ascend to a higher state of being.
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 10:30, archived)
# Are you one of those final fantasy emo types?
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 11:15, archived)
# Final Fantasy is not emo
FF7 is the greatest game ever made FACT!!!
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 11:31, archived)
# ^
7 XII
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 11:55, archived)
# NING B3TA!
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 9:03, archived)
# A pea in a new thread?
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 9:25, archived)
# Yes... I think they were Mongy's peez, can anyone confirm?
Also I found this.....etc


Click for Wobblier (136 kb)

(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 9:32, archived)
# Aye, they were Moggy's.
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 10:35, archived)
# arf
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 10:05, archived)
# see three pea's
..oh!
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 9:33, archived)
# numnum faceburger
www.smearballs.com/gunt/faceeatersm.gif
[mod edit - linked because a chewed off face is a bit grim]
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 5:18, archived)
# ARGH
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 5:33, archived)
# Philip!
* Too soon?

(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 5:48, archived)
# I think "ever" might be too soon on that.
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 13:59, archived)
# Lawks!!!
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 5:51, archived)
# what in the fuck?
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 6:35, archived)
# screen capping what I say?
lmao pathetic trolling baldy!
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 8:55, archived)
# ning real
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 9:35, archived)
# ning wb
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 9:41, archived)
# holy fuck!
:D
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 6:42, archived)
# Oh fuck off.
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 6:49, archived)
# I've had worse.
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 7:32, archived)
# Do you mind I'm trying to wank here
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 7:34, archived)
# don't you find this helps?
i was struggling to maintain, until i saw this pic
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 7:40, archived)
# I fail to see how this helps
it doesn't have nipples
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 7:45, archived)
# that's the problem with pr0n
it reduces the capacity for sexy imagination
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 7:53, archived)
# I have nipples
Wanna see my collection?
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 8:16, archived)
# yes plese
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 8:28, archived)
# * waits
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 9:05, archived)
# The people it kills get up and kill.
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 10:18, archived)
# sorry mods
Didn't realize I crossed the line there. I thought the eyebrows added a cuteness that outweighed the grimness..
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 11:38, archived)
# gets a click
also, unnecessary mod edit. there's often much grimmer stuff here.
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 14:06, archived)
# Holy ROFLs
My my.

no words...........
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 4:52, archived)
# just an observation of the current generation of video games
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 4:50, archived)
# nicely
want a bank of b3ta credit card now
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 5:08, archived)
# thanks
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 5:16, archived)
# DLC is the unfortunate future.
And lazy people will only help it on its way to becoming the accepted norm.
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 10:41, archived)
# Frog girl.
I tried draw JollyDodger female version again.
and her ware is not pants. that is swimsuit.
....left side is what?
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 3:28, archived)
# Nice hat.
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 3:38, archived)
# Thank s for let me know. :)
and your compliment.
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 3:41, archived)
# THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE etc.
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 3:50, archived)
# *fears*
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 3:59, archived)
# THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR
THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 3:53, archived)
# *fears*
*FEARS*
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 4:00, archived)
# i like the carrot
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 5:38, archived)
# Yes, yes you do.
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 10:04, archived)
# ^ What she said.
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 15:17, archived)
# Nice, I actually like this one.. * TEH FEAR - TEH FEAR - TEH FEAR - TEH FEAR *

(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 5:51, archived)
# well, if you put it like that...
..perhaps it's time for me to face my fear!
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 6:41, archived)
# am I the only one who finds "the fear" cute?
:D
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 10:06, archived)
# and slightly sexy?

(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 10:11, archived)
# oh my! TO THE VELODROME!
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 10:15, archived)
# The being on the left side is The Fear
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 11:45, archived)
# Jolly Dodger looks like the Hitcher from the Mighty Boosh
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 15:54, archived)
# SEAL SMOKE
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 2:49, archived)
# Yay!
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 2:51, archived)
# hi mo
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 3:02, archived)
# Alright rory :)
Nice work on the reflections there.
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 3:03, archived)
# i'm ok
an no, it's not nice work, it's not skewed and erased correctly

mind you, i made it when i was quite drunk, as i kinda am now.
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 3:05, archived)
# Don't be so hard on yourself buddy.
Last time I was in the bath with a seal, that's exactly how it looked.
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 3:07, archived)
# but it had cum dripping out it's mouth
yeah?
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 3:09, archived)
# Out of its pipe, actually.
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 3:32, archived)
# ohhhhhhhh
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 4:31, archived)
# Dapper and slightly punk.
Yet, I can't help but think that font smells more like Hipster than Punk.
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 3:12, archived)
# nice!
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 4:45, archived)
# He does look approving
Yay!
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 5:16, archived)
# seal(ion)?
but it is lovely as the duke of monkeyfuck.
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 12:44, archived)
# nice
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 2:56, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 2:10, archived)
# That is really nice! Wow.
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 2:14, archived)
# Totally rissing here.
Is it something to do with soccerball?

btw - your horse-drawn vehicles is one of my all-time favourites on b3ta ever ever, just a shame I can't send the link to my mum, I really wouldn't want her to see some of the less family-friendly stuff here :)
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 2:44, archived)
# OMFG STOP TROLLING YOU'RE WORSE THAN HITLER
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 2:50, archived)
# WHICH ONE?
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 3:07, archived)
# THE BAD ONE!!! THE WORST KIND!!!
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 3:09, archived)
# MEIN GOTT!!!
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 3:14, archived)
# tower in an old vacant rotted ass
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 2:50, archived)
# Cool
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 2:50, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 22:31, archived)
# Snickers man
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 22:32, archived)
# mans nickers
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 22:45, archived)
# mans snicker
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 23:12, archived)
# srs ickemann
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 23:18, archived)
# Smackers Inn
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 23:23, archived)
# sick manners
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 23:28, archived)
# wordsmith.org/anagram/
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 23:43, archived)
# busted! that doesn't rhyme
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 23:45, archived)
# :o
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 22:32, archived)
# D:
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 22:46, archived)
# TEETHS TEETHS TEETHTHTSS!

(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 22:49, archived)
# :o fez man with teats
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 23:05, archived)
# ATTACK OF THE FEZMEN
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 23:14, archived)
# BREATS
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 23:50, archived)
# BREATS BREATS BREATS!

(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 23:53, archived)
# Ouch.
Thinking about that film still makes me wince.
Nicely done.
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 22:52, archived)
# cheers, it is pretty nasty
bloody excellent film though
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 22:55, archived)
# ROOTY MCTOOTIE
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 23:04, archived)
# drillin' for booty
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 23:08, archived)
# Have a generic evil villain for no apparent reason

(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 22:07, archived)
# DILDODREIDEL
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 22:08, archived)
# I am unsure of the specific nature of his evil
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 22:09, archived)
# your fault, bro
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 22:11, archived)
# I just ain't got enough evil, man
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 22:12, archived)
# your pic
my ass
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 22:14, archived)
# YOUR ASS!

(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 22:16, archived)
# HIS ASS
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 0:17, archived)
# eat more souls
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 22:18, archived)
# Dude, I sometimes eat iceland branded meat products
I don't think it's possible to consume more random souls
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 22:18, archived)
# Why only blokes?
Sexist
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 22:20, archived)
# All teh women are angelz!
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 22:24, archived)
# Thankfully not the ones I know, fnar, fnar
{;-)
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 22:30, archived)
# yeah!
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 22:48, archived)
# Phallic, toy like, bright colours
Yup, evil incarnate
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 22:16, archived)
# the bright colours are for the kids
the general topology is for mommy.
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 22:16, archived)
# It has a custom evil for the whole family
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 22:17, archived)
# Bringing the family together at church
for the purposes of evil
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 22:24, archived)
# "The Plug"
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 22:17, archived)
# "Your luck stops, at the plug"
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 22:18, archived)
# Sorry to butt in, the cape would get in the way.
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 22:19, archived)
# nah, the cape is for flying related windramming
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 22:20, archived)
# Ecologically powered bumsecs.
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 22:21, archived)
# I bet it's all quorn mince too
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 22:23, archived)
# mixed with melted chocolate
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 22:31, archived)
# Weakness: Yams
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 22:18, archived)
# Beware ye the Yams or Yore, for they Yore! THE YAMS! THEY YORE!

I'm not entirely sure about the meaning of the above statement.
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 22:19, archived)
# they're very versatile
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 22:21, archived)
# so are potato waffles
awaffly versatile.
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 22:22, archived)
# But to be fair, that's probably everybody's weakness
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 22:20, archived)
# that and hogis
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 22:22, archived)
# When yer car brakes doon by the loch
dinnae be whining tae me aboot the hogis

YE WAS WARNED!!!!
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 22:23, archived)
# left stereo test: ///__SET1: i made a brendle capacitor in google sketchup

spotify:track:0eidjwJdIG8PNYC9TGSp8K (Playing In The Distance - The Glimmers Glimmmix by Grand National)
spotify:track:0oT6bp17bp05e8V2JEIaPM (Smoke Break (Instrumental) by The Alchemist)
spotify:track:7kPYMrNaz5UTih75OfjTIV (Bright Lights Bigger City by Cee Lo Green)
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 22:38, archived)
# oooh, science
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 22:50, archived)
# i used the banthoosis memorandum
;)
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 22:59, archived)
# well, that's jolly nice!
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 22:50, archived)
# +oliday missus bobkins
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 23:00, archived)
# murphy shits on javierls
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 23:38, archived)
# robonus
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 0:17, archived)
# BOINT BOINT BOING
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 2:08, archived)
# I've been exploring panau
spotify:track:4GiGKbfMhy4fILu7VtTNeR (Fools Gold by The Stone Roses)
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 2:12, archived)
# ^ This, undoubtedly
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 22:54, archived)
# right stereo test: ///__SET2: Best Javierl prequel?








spotify:track:0eidjwJdIG8PNYC9TGSp8K (Playing In The Distance - The Glimmers Glimmmix by Grand National)
spotify:track:1qHKYuAeVf0XISmgwaacHf (No Good (Start The Dance) (Remastered) by Prodigy)
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 23:03, archived)
# if it's phuck jigga mit eyejazz, it wins
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 23:10, archived)
# i don't make the rules
but I do like PHUCKJIGGA NEIN-T9 as it has the exploding boulevard scene
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 23:16, archived)
# Woo matey
Glad to see your lunacy back
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 23:19, archived)
# good juice!
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 23:33, archived)
# You know me, normally I'll vote hogis
but today, snedded haviers caught my eye
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 23:29, archived)
# life is complex
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 23:33, archived)
# so is snedding
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 23:33, archived)
# i sure could go for sum sugared swine right now
that and a punnet of Banthoosis Berries
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 23:42, archived)
# Best to have the right trousers for it.
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 23:45, archived)
# A bit of Prodigy on the right?
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 10:01, archived)
# NWOT, but here's something conjured up last night... just trying to find a new way of working, etc.
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 22:18, archived)
# for some reason I now have the following tune in my head
DA DAA DA DAA DA DAAA. DA DA DAAA DA DAAA.
DA DAA DA DAA DA DAAA. DA DA DEEE DA DAAA.
DEE DAA DEE DAA DEE DAA
DEE DAA DEE DAA DAA

Make of that what ye will :)

Nice fox, but it needs a sword :)
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 22:21, archived)
# I... don't know what to make of that one. XD
Play Your Cards Right, perhaps?

I'm shit out of luck on this one. XD
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 22:24, archived)
# it's the waving hand that causes it
hey, hold on a moment

it's still reasonably daylight outside... but....

IT'S TIME FOR GAYSHIFT

where's the damn gayshift

We need a gayshift style post, stat!
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 22:28, archived)
# Oh shit... SHIT! FLAN DEPLOYED!
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 22:30, archived)
# IN THE FACE!
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 22:32, archived)
# I do not have a birthday
I don't remember the day I started life
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 22:52, archived)
# Everyone has a birthday.
Even Flan Base has a birthday. Flan Base remembers the day on which he or she first started life.
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 22:59, archived)
# look out for that nail, spinning top man
you'll pop your bell end :/
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 22:47, archived)
# sage advice we all should follow
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 22:51, archived)
# cape of poo
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 23:14, archived)
# I hear the salty sea dog pirates call it by a more vigorous name
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 23:54, archived)
# cape ARRRHHH poo
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 0:11, archived)
# Now Philip's out the way...
(8D)
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 21:42, archived)
# Can you imagine a President Thatcher? President Blair? President Scargill?
Better with the bunch we know.

Though i'm all in favour of Rolf Harris running the House of Commons with his didgeridoo
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 21:50, archived)
# Not a patch on good old RDLI though.
I haven't paid much attention to the Jubilee, but Twitter is hilarious right now.
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 21:59, archived)
# Nothing would insult me more than Ken Livingston as my President
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 22:22, archived)
# he's saying
"i want to eat your sweet cunt, m'am. but only after i fuck them two sweet grandsons of yours"
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 21:55, archived)
# "once you've had black you never go back, ma'am..."
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 21:56, archived)
# imagine a head of state who got there by accident of birth
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 22:00, archived)
# Queeg: Do you fuck?
Bama: Yes Lord

LATER THAT DAY THEY FUCKED
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 22:01, archived)
# he's saying
"show us yer tits, love"
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 22:02, archived)
# BREAK A DEAL
SPIN THE WHEEL
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 22:03, archived)
# "WHITE QUEEN TAKES BBC IN ALL HOLES"
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 22:08, archived)
# QUEEG TO BISHOP'S FOUR
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 22:13, archived)
# She's looking directly at his knockwurst
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 22:04, archived)
# celebrating the death of a beloved parent
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 22:06, archived)
#
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 21:18, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahaha
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 21:28, archived)
# FUCK stroke FUCK stroke...
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 21:29, archived)
#
hehehe
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 21:32, archived)
# B&
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 21:38, archived)
# FUKT AND B&
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 22:02, archived)
# Right and proper
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 22:16, archived)
# I like vimod on his zamboati
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 21:42, archived)
# thank you, i like it too.
i even laughed in my head when i was making it
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 21:54, archived)
# I wanna play vimod's zamboni ride
it looks awesome
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 22:07, archived)
# yeah
i can imagine it in an arcade, with an actual zamboni you can sit in to play.

also as one of them postman pat style cars that you stick some coins in and it bounces around, with added shouting of "B&" in an indian voice.
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 22:14, archived)
# \o/
Now where is that epic indian travelogue on flickr :)

(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 22:18, archived)
# flan is the leader
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 21:46, archived)
# he's the cockser
notice i put petranek on the flag of the boat ahead, woops
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 21:58, archived)
# i like crooked neck han solo
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 22:00, archived)
# hahahaha
yes
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 22:01, archived)
# That deserves a Stadium Soup!!!

Never underestimate Freebase.....yo.
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 22:23, archived)
# it's still good
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 22:35, archived)
# still?
It looks completely fresh to me
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 23:00, archived)
# Loving the Vimod shark
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 21:53, archived)
# thank you, i like it too.
i even laughed in my head when i was making it
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 21:56, archived)
# LOLTILLA
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 21:54, archived)
# MEMETILLA?
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 22:08, archived)
# It's not how you play the game...it's how you win it.
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 22:15, archived)
# Now that's much better
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 22:28, archived)
[challenge entry] daoR yebbA
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 19:28, archived)
# Nice!
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 19:29, archived)
# hahaha
would you take £16,000 for it ?
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 19:39, archived)
# yes
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 21:31, archived)
# oh fuck, hahahaha
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 21:56, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 22:19, archived)
# Excellent
Have a click
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 19:42, archived)
#
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 19:55, archived)
# This also needs some added
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 20:03, archived)
# Breakfast Club?
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 20:11, archived)
# Oh yes :)
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 20:21, archived)
# Dear, sweet, Molly...
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 21:36, archived)
#
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 20:08, archived)
# BounceBounceBounce
BounceBounceBounceBounceBounceBounceBounceBounceBounceMust.Look.Away.
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 21:11, archived)
# 12 meg gif alert.
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 21:22, archived)
# Blimey
No wonder she's reeling around with those counterweights.
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 21:24, archived)
# She seems like a lovely lass.
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 21:27, archived)
# Wait a sec. you're from /talk
and you are being pleasant.

IT'S A TRICK!
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 21:33, archived)
# I'm always nice on all the boards.
Apart from maybe QOTW sometimes.
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 21:34, archived)
# Agreed.
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 20:12, archived)
# Excellent Woo!
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 20:19, archived)
# We never used to woo a woo, given it would cause the end of the world
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 20:21, archived)
# I'm sorry. I was overwhelmed by the upskirt.
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 20:25, archived)
# Don't worry
I've just spoken to some kittens and told them to offer the end of the world some biscuits, so all should be fine :)
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 20:29, archived)
# I'm forever in your debt.
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 20:31, archived)
# the kittens will save us, let's dance
let's dance
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 20:39, archived)
#
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 20:52, archived)
#
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 21:06, archived)
#
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 4:27, archived)
# \o/
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 21:08, archived)
# Argh. This shirley has turned out to be one hell of a compo.
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 20:00, archived)
# Are you trying for alternative history?
keenerpodcast.com/?p=1268 snip: A policeman held up the traffic as Macmillan, from a stepladder positioned in the middle of the road, took six shots as the group walked across the zebra crossing just outside the studio.

But still woo worthy!
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 20:34, archived)
# Weren't they coming from the photographer's left though?
The VW beetle is a nice touch ;)
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 21:18, archived)
# ^this
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 20:33, archived)
# This was the £14,000 version
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 19:51, archived)
# cor, you did a good 'un
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 22:53, archived)

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