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[challenge entry] fresher the better


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(grotpig, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:03, archived)
# Wok, Gan!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:57, archived)
# no, it's still there
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:40, archived)
# Help us choose the new Question of the Week
Here we go again, and more fool me, I asked /talk for suggestions. Some of them were quite good as it happens

Royalty - Have you ever met royalty? Did you get charged with treason?

Revelations - Ever had an epiphany? Religious or otherwise...

Dressing-up - Tales of cosplay, fancy dress, your mum's kinckers. Said too much

Getting Old - When was it last brought home to you just how OLD you're getting

Sexy Regrets - People or objects or animals you've regretted having sex with







Vote closes at 1pm-ish
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:59, archived)
#
In anticipation of either "Dressing Up" or "Sexy Regrets" winning, may I be the first to say:

Your Mum.
(I helped save b3ta! the pink chicken sniffer sniffs pink chickens., Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:13, archived)
# Royalty - stuck my middle finger up to the Queen as she went past waving in her limo when I was 11
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:16, archived)
# I like tall tales better than fact
so I went with Sexy Regrets over Getting Old
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:32, archived)
# how do I vote for photos of people putting as much of something as they can in their mouth?
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:45, archived)
# Sexy regrets?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:48, archived)
# Royalty?
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:53, archived)
# I'm disappointed you didn't go for
my other suggestion
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:50, archived)
# I think that this subject has been covered in the most terrifying circumstances
b3ta.com/questions/bashthebishop/post1093124

That will NOT be beaten. Excuse the pun.
(I helped save b3ta! the pink chicken sniffer sniffs pink chickens., Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:26, archived)
# OH SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:31, archived)
# It happened again...
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:40, archived)
# 'Kingpin' rocks, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:42, archived)
# Every scene with Bill Murray in it does, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:47, archived)
# No love for Woody?
8(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:50, archived)
#
Uncle Rico!
(douggypledger, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:44, archived)
# Great as usual.
Empire should really commission you to make these for their website.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:49, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:50, archived)
# I offered. They weren't interested..
But I get good interest for the prints :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:43, archived)
# Empire are idiots
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:54, archived)
# I find it hard to accept that Elf was a comedy...
Apart from that WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:51, archived)
# There are a lot of questionable choices there
Anchorman over Airplane!? For shame.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:54, archived)
# ^ THIS, but that's not important right now...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:20, archived)
# surely it is very important!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:56, archived)
# Well it isn't !
& stop calling me Shirley!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:09, archived)
# Of course!
...its not a reflection ont he quality of the film. Airplane for example is a brilliant film.. but anchorman as more 'iconic'.. and this easier to draw ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:46, archived)
# Elf's brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:56, archived)
# Empire Records
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:33, archived)
# I was a little confused by T
Before remembering the full title.

Still, quite a lot of "don't knows" for me on this one.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:53, archived)
# Is V ,Vice Versa?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:05, archived)
# Yeah
There aren't many comedies I can think of which start with V
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:12, archived)
# Excellent work
Love the Uncle Buck shot and I haven't seen Quick Change in ages!
(pssst, wasn't it 'THE' Jerk)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:07, archived)
# bloody Quick Change...that's it :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:19, archived)
# hahaha
H and X have me lost?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:26, archived)
# X is foxing me too...
H involves Adam Sandler...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:29, archived)
# Can I take this opportunity to apologise in advance for X.... it is a massive twist of the title.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:31, archived)
# It's not project X is it
the new shit one
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:34, archived)
# ..... *shames*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:34, archived)
#
?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:23, archived)
# Balls.
So that leaves me trying to figure out N, O, S, W and what may or may not be X.

I repeat, balls.

EDIT: Project X... never would have got that. Four more, then I can get back to w*rk.

EDIT EDIT: Oh fucking hell I've just got N. I KNEW I recognised him from somewhere!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:35, archived)
# Is S Stripes?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:53, archived)
# Nap an W&I
O and S here also???
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:32, archived)
# Yeah got H as soon as I mentioned it
Was a terribly shit film though. Holy Grail would have to be my "H"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:29, archived)
# Yep, but I 'overlooked' the "THE"
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:29, archived)
# AGH! I can do about 2/3 of them...
V... I recognise it... It's on the tip of my tongue... but... NGGGGGGGGGG!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:09, archived)
# Best in Show for the total fucking win.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:24, archived)
# F and H
I realise it's all subjective but my personal choices for F and H would be Ferris Bueller's Day Off and The Hunchback Hairball of LA (AKA Big Man on Campus) respectively.
(I helped save b3ta! <>Dog www.stevelaker.blog, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:51, archived)
# Haven't seen H, will hunt it out.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:07, archived)
# Definitely worth hunting down
The humour is mainly puerile. Sample quotes:

Dr. Webster: Now I think the first thing we should do is pick out a name for you and I think that you should pick it. Do you know what you want your name to be? What?
Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Judy Finkel!
Dr. Webster: Judy Finkel is a nice name, but it's a woman's name.
Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Okay!
Dr. Webster: No, it's not okay! You really should have a man's name. Now I want you to think of a man's name, something that suits you.
Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: William F. Buckley!
Dr. Webster: There already is a William F. Buckley.
Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Okay! William G. Buckley!
Dr. Webster: I think you should have your own name, a name that's not like a famous person's.
Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Bob! Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga! Anyone famous named Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga?
Dr. Webster: I doubt it!

Cathy: You can choose any piece of chicken you want, like a breast or thigh or wing.
Server: What can I get for you?
Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Two faces.
(I helped save b3ta! <>Dog www.stevelaker.blog, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:21, archived)
# F was one of the funniest films I've seen for a long time imo
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:52, archived)
# I just got O
Lucky me
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:40, archived)
# Well done! I've given up...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:13, archived)
# tell us as I've gave up guessing too
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:18, archived)
# "T"...YES! \o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:23, archived)
[challenge entry] "Outta my way son, you're using my oxygen..."
(I helped save b3ta! VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:13, archived)
# Hal Vukovich's day off.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:17, archived)
# Lance!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:20, archived)
# I always thought that George looked like a budget Lance
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:22, archived)
# I'm pretty sure they both popped up in an episode of 'Millennium'.
EDIT: www.imdb.com/title/tt0648267/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:36, archived)
# Good god, Lance looks old now :(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:49, archived)
# They took the skin for his facelift from an older person's scrotum.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:54, archived)
#
tasty
(douggypledger, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Soon I will be able to just have her being rescued from gaol.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:01, archived)
# Probably says something about my friends but this weekend we were doing our dream casting for Leveson: The Movie
I suggested Kidman for Brooks only to be met with howls of derision, as they felt Rob Manuel was the obvious choice.

I think I'm slipping.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:10, archived)
# I admire someone
who spells "gaol" correctly.
(I helped save b3ta! <>Dog www.stevelaker.blog, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:55, archived)
# How elso does one spell
goal?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:41, archived)
[challenge entry] I've seen lots of birds go in, but none have come out...
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 9:48, archived)
# that cat bowl is too big for the birds
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 9:56, archived)
# Well, I liked it
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:01, archived)
# phh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:11, archived)
# =)
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:37, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 9:46, archived)
[challenge entry] DO YOU GET IT?????
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 9:53, archived)
# BIRDS ARE IN HIS BUSH
AND HE IS BUSH
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 9:53, archived)
# Bush has good abs
and two parrots in Bush's pants equal one blue bird laying an egg in your hand.
(I helped save b3ta! kombu dashi, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:00, archived)
# he's pooping
busch has lots of time to work out now that he's not busy caring about black people
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:02, archived)
# one bird that lives inside of my asshole is better than the byrds burning in hell for all eternity
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:07, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Blessed Nest
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 9:14, archived)
# christ doesn't forgive, he ignores it and hopes it will fly away.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 9:57, archived)
[challenge entry] More Right-Wing Proper-gander


... burns embassy ...
(IbnHud, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 9:03, archived)
[challenge entry] I thought it said birds nesting in not unusual places.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 8:26, archived)
# o rly?
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 8:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 8:37, archived)
# MAYBE NOW HE CAN SHUT THE FUCK UP
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 9:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Ning b3ta!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 6:59, archived)
# Ger'outta there, ya fak'in squatters!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 7:03, archived)
[challenge entry] also, I found this... etc
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 7:36, archived)
# I like this, I think it should win the compo
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 8:27, archived)
# & now compo'd
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 9:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Goosebusters

or, if you're brummie: Geesebusters
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 6:05, archived)
# I see
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 6:13, archived)
# ewe see
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 7:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 7:35, archived)
# do we know who that is?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 9:09, archived)
# *gooses*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 8:38, archived)
# I got Quills?
I like this Joe
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 9:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Ah shit, have I misunderstood AGAIN? Either way, apologies for shitness.
Nearly 3 years ago...
(TheAmazingMeatMan ™ can't sing, but he's got soul, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 3:56, archived)
# I don't watch football much
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 7 Jun 2012, 4:32, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 6:58, archived)
# ooof
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 5:05, archived)
# ETIHAD
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 5:29, archived)
# ETIHAD A SHOVEL
A SHOVEL EITHAD

AND WITH THAT SHOVEL

HE'D WANK ON FURNITURE

ALL NIGHT LONG

DA DA DAAAA DAAA

ALL NIGHT LONG

DA DA DAAAA DAA
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 7:52, archived)
# Oh nooo!!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 7:51, archived)
# Urgh
If I'd forgotten that B3ta is a puerile digital arts community where no jokes are beyond the pale, I'd think this was a bit tasteless.

In other news: Massa's job is fucked, he's racing like a moron, and he's only still in Ferrari because he got whacked in the head by a spring and it would have been bad PR to sack him. FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 9:36, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 7 Jun 2012, 3:36, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 3:53, archived)
# Ever had an ostrich burger?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 5:51, archived)
# Yep, a few times. Dry as fucking a sand sculpture.
I like duck or goose better. But it is not bad if you slather it with sauces.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 5:57, archived)
# *voila*
dk-kogebogen.dk/opskrifter/visopskrift.php?id=16838
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 6:04, archived)
# Too much effort.
Empty and wash duck or goose. Ram in as many slashed tiny oranges
as will fit in. Roast and baste with its drippings. Eat the fucker!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 6:13, archived)
# or:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whole_stuffed_camel
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 6:08, archived)
# No, I've not had camel yet.
I'd give it a go, but perhaps not a whole one to start.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 6:25, archived)
# i think this goes well with camel:
dk-kogebogen.dk/opskrifter/visopskrift.php?id=2784
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 6:27, archived)
# Smash and throw in some big pickled cherry peppers.
Nix the butter, use a light oil.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 6:34, archived)
# Hmmmm is right.
Bad job that.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 6:47, archived)
#
George: "You're sleeping with the maid?"
Jerry: "Yes."
George: "I've done that... Did you ever eat an ostrich burger?"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 6:10, archived)
# You know something odd, mofaha?
I have never sat thru a single full episode of that show.
At one point I read some of the scripts to play along with
DocDyslexia and find a correct line that half stuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 6:22, archived)
# .....p.s. cricket is a gay sport
www.nydailynews.com/gossip/jason-alexander-apologizes-calling-cricket-a-gay-game-i-better-article-1.1089581
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 9:06, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 3:17, archived)
# Good eye!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 3:20, archived)
# go'morgen
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 3:21, archived)
# Not yet.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 3:25, archived)
# hmm..
go'nat seems a bit too late imo
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 3:28, archived)
# THE POPE!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 3:39, archived)
# apropos:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpX3XdU-V9o
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 3:49, archived)
# Gotta keep those nazibirds fed!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 3:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 3:59, archived)
# Mmmmmm, fascist balut.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 4:06, archived)
# *ENCORE*
elftor.com/elftor.php?number=82
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 4:11, archived)
# THE POPE THE pope the pope THE POPE the pope the pope
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 4:30, archived)
[challenge entry] The pope is missing his hat teeth!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 6:15, archived)
# RAWR-EEP-EEP!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 6:49, archived)
# Well, I'm not sticking my cock in THAT
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 7:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Cool thrives on novelty.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 0:52, archived)
# hahaha well this was unexpected
and apparently khan is peter stringfellow
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 1:07, archived)
# Or Freddie Starr?!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 1:09, archived)
# No one expects the unexpected
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 1:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 7 Jun 2012, 3:38, archived)
# Ha! Ha!
I've no idea how this fits the brief but I LIKES IT!!!

Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:42, archived)
# Just found some toap at the bottom of the shower.
It hurt when I bent over to pick it up.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 6 Jun 2012, 23:52, archived)
# I like the carrot
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 23:54, archived)
[challenge entry] RIS

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 0:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 0:03, archived)
# nice
needs more wet www.b3ta.com/board/10750119
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 0:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:20, archived)
#
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Map+a+Tassie
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 7 Jun 2012, 0:17, archived)
# oh. now i get the wood
(landing strip ftw)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 0:31, archived)
# Amanda fucking Palmer

www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrJxQ4X4Oqc
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 1:41, archived)
# Love the crocodile
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 0:27, archived)
# Am it teh shift?


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(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 0:48, archived)
# i think he's after a cool refreshing glass of milt
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 1:08, archived)
# Fuck knows, nobody about atm and I'm off to play a pointless puzzle game.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 1:08, archived)
# Am I too late for the gayshift?
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 1:40, archived)
#
apparently yes.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 1:59, archived)
# HELL YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 7 Jun 2012, 3:43, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 23:24, archived)
# Nerd's best
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 23:30, archived)
# Surely it'd be Xena, Scully and Princess Leia?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 0:02, archived)
# Sophie: Tits?
Alan: What's rude about a body?
(1.618..., Wed 6 Jun 2012, 23:34, archived)
# bet they attract a few storkers...
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 23:42, archived)
# They'd just give 'em the bird.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 23:44, archived)
# hmm you're probably right.. they wouldn't give a flock
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 23:51, archived)
# Throbbing boobs
Twitching ass
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 23:43, archived)
# Shag?
(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 23:51, archived)
# Doesn't tend to be as thick as it was on older carpets
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 23:54, archived)
# really?
fancy an axminster?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 0:01, archived)
# My place is rented, I don't get to choose the carpets
but thanks anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 0:03, archived)
# okay, how about a quick rug?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 0:07, archived)
# I think Two Can and Turd are trying to get you to sleep with them.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 0:10, archived)
# And by sleep with them, I mean let them put their willies in you.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 0:15, archived)
# not at the same time
at in time hole
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 0:34, archived)
# you old romantic you
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 1:01, archived)
# Not quite the answer I was hoping for.
(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 0:04, archived)

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