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[challenge entry] fresher the better
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:03, archived)
# Wok, Gan!
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:57, archived)
# no, it's still there
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:40, archived)
# Help us choose the new Question of the Week
Here we go again, and more fool me, I asked /talk for suggestions. Some of them were quite good as it happens

Royalty - Have you ever met royalty? Did you get charged with treason?

Revelations - Ever had an epiphany? Religious or otherwise...

Dressing-up - Tales of cosplay, fancy dress, your mum's kinckers. Said too much

Getting Old - When was it last brought home to you just how OLD you're getting

Sexy Regrets - People or objects or animals you've regretted having sex with







Vote closes at 1pm-ish
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:59, archived)
#
In anticipation of either "Dressing Up" or "Sexy Regrets" winning, may I be the first to say:

Your Mum.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:13, archived)
# Royalty - stuck my middle finger up to the Queen as she went past waving in her limo when I was 11
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:16, archived)
# I like tall tales better than fact
so I went with Sexy Regrets over Getting Old
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:32, archived)
# how do I vote for photos of people putting as much of something as they can in their mouth?
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:45, archived)
# Sexy regrets?
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:48, archived)
# Royalty?
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:53, archived)
# I'm disappointed you didn't go for
my other suggestion
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:50, archived)
# I think that this subject has been covered in the most terrifying circumstances
b3ta.com/questions/bashthebishop/post1093124

That will NOT be beaten. Excuse the pun.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:26, archived)
# OH SHIT
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:31, archived)
# It happened again...
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:40, archived)
# 'Kingpin' rocks, man.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:42, archived)
# Every scene with Bill Murray in it does, anyway.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:47, archived)
# No love for Woody?
8(
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:50, archived)
#
Uncle Rico!
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:44, archived)
# Great as usual.
Empire should really commission you to make these for their website.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:49, archived)
# ^ this
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:50, archived)
# I offered. They weren't interested..
But I get good interest for the prints :)
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:43, archived)
# Empire are idiots
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:54, archived)
# I find it hard to accept that Elf was a comedy...
Apart from that WOO!
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:51, archived)
# There are a lot of questionable choices there
Anchorman over Airplane!? For shame.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:54, archived)
# ^ THIS, but that's not important right now...
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:20, archived)
# surely it is very important!
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:56, archived)
# Well it isn't !
& stop calling me Shirley!
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:09, archived)
# Of course!
...its not a reflection ont he quality of the film. Airplane for example is a brilliant film.. but anchorman as more 'iconic'.. and this easier to draw ;)
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:46, archived)
# Elf's brilliant
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:56, archived)
# Empire Records
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:33, archived)
# I was a little confused by T
Before remembering the full title.

Still, quite a lot of "don't knows" for me on this one.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:53, archived)
# Is V ,Vice Versa?
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:05, archived)
# Yeah
There aren't many comedies I can think of which start with V
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:12, archived)
# Excellent work
Love the Uncle Buck shot and I haven't seen Quick Change in ages!
(pssst, wasn't it 'THE' Jerk)
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:07, archived)
# bloody Quick Change...that's it :)
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:19, archived)
# hahaha
H and X have me lost?
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:26, archived)
# X is foxing me too...
H involves Adam Sandler...
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:29, archived)
# Can I take this opportunity to apologise in advance for X.... it is a massive twist of the title.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:31, archived)
# It's not project X is it
the new shit one
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:34, archived)
# ..... *shames*
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:34, archived)
#
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:23, archived)
# Balls.
So that leaves me trying to figure out N, O, S, W and what may or may not be X.

I repeat, balls.

EDIT: Project X... never would have got that. Four more, then I can get back to w*rk.

EDIT EDIT: Oh fucking hell I've just got N. I KNEW I recognised him from somewhere!
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:35, archived)
# Is S Stripes?
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:53, archived)
# Nap an W&I
O and S here also???
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:32, archived)
# Yeah got H as soon as I mentioned it
Was a terribly shit film though. Holy Grail would have to be my "H"
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:29, archived)
# Yep, but I 'overlooked' the "THE"
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:29, archived)
# AGH! I can do about 2/3 of them...
V... I recognise it... It's on the tip of my tongue... but... NGGGGGGGGGG!!!
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:09, archived)
# Best in Show for the total fucking win.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:24, archived)
# F and H
I realise it's all subjective but my personal choices for F and H would be Ferris Bueller's Day Off and The Hunchback Hairball of LA (AKA Big Man on Campus) respectively.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:51, archived)
# Haven't seen H, will hunt it out.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:07, archived)
# Definitely worth hunting down
The humour is mainly puerile. Sample quotes:

Dr. Webster: Now I think the first thing we should do is pick out a name for you and I think that you should pick it. Do you know what you want your name to be? What?
Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Judy Finkel!
Dr. Webster: Judy Finkel is a nice name, but it's a woman's name.
Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Okay!
Dr. Webster: No, it's not okay! You really should have a man's name. Now I want you to think of a man's name, something that suits you.
Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: William F. Buckley!
Dr. Webster: There already is a William F. Buckley.
Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Okay! William G. Buckley!
Dr. Webster: I think you should have your own name, a name that's not like a famous person's.
Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Bob! Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga! Anyone famous named Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga?
Dr. Webster: I doubt it!

Cathy: You can choose any piece of chicken you want, like a breast or thigh or wing.
Server: What can I get for you?
Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Two faces.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:21, archived)
# F was one of the funniest films I've seen for a long time imo
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:52, archived)
# I just got O
Lucky me
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:40, archived)
# Well done! I've given up...
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:13, archived)
# tell us as I've gave up guessing too
:(
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:18, archived)
# "T"...YES! \o/
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:23, archived)
[challenge entry] "Outta my way son, you're using my oxygen..."
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:14, archived)
#
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:13, archived)
# Hal Vukovich's day off.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:17, archived)
# Lance!
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:20, archived)
# I always thought that George looked like a budget Lance
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:22, archived)
# I'm pretty sure they both popped up in an episode of 'Millennium'.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:36, archived)
# Good god, Lance looks old now :(
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:49, archived)
# They took the skin for his facelift from an older person's scrotum.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:54, archived)
#
tasty
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Soon I will be able to just have her being rescued from gaol.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:01, archived)
# Probably says something about my friends but this weekend we were doing our dream casting for Leveson: The Movie
I suggested Kidman for Brooks only to be met with howls of derision, as they felt Rob Manuel was the obvious choice.

I think I'm slipping.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:10, archived)
# I admire someone
who spells "gaol" correctly.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:55, archived)
# How elso does one spell
goal?
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:41, archived)
[challenge entry] I've seen lots of birds go in, but none have come out...
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 9:48, archived)
# that cat bowl is too big for the birds
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 9:56, archived)
# Well, I liked it
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:01, archived)
# phh :)
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:11, archived)
# =)
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:37, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 9:46, archived)
[challenge entry] DO YOU GET IT?????
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 9:53, archived)
# BIRDS ARE IN HIS BUSH
AND HE IS BUSH
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 9:53, archived)
# Bush has good abs
and two parrots in Bush's pants equal one blue bird laying an egg in your hand.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:00, archived)
# he's pooping
busch has lots of time to work out now that he's not busy caring about black people
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:02, archived)
# one bird that lives inside of my asshole is better than the byrds burning in hell for all eternity
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:07, archived)
#

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Blessed Nest
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 9:14, archived)
# christ doesn't forgive, he ignores it and hopes it will fly away.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 9:57, archived)
[challenge entry] More Right-Wing Proper-gander


... burns embassy ...
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 9:03, archived)
[challenge entry] I thought it said birds nesting in not unusual places.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 8:26, archived)
# o rly?
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 8:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahaha!
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 8:37, archived)
# MAYBE NOW HE CAN SHUT THE FUCK UP
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 9:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Ning b3ta!!!
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 6:59, archived)
# Ger'outta there, ya fak'in squatters!
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 7:03, archived)
[challenge entry] also, I found this... etc
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 7:36, archived)
# I like this, I think it should win the compo
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 8:27, archived)
# & now compo'd
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 9:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Goosebusters

or, if you're brummie: Geesebusters
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 6:05, archived)
# I see
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 6:13, archived)
# ewe see
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 7:16, archived)
#
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 7:35, archived)
# do we know who that is?
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 9:09, archived)
# *gooses*
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 8:38, archived)
# I got Quills?
I like this Joe
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 9:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Ah shit, have I misunderstood AGAIN? Either way, apologies for shitness.
Nearly 3 years ago...
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 3:56, archived)
# I don't watch football much
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 4:32, archived)
# ^ this
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 6:58, archived)
# ooof
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 5:05, archived)
# ETIHAD
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 5:29, archived)
# ETIHAD A SHOVEL
A SHOVEL EITHAD

AND WITH THAT SHOVEL

HE'D WANK ON FURNITURE

ALL NIGHT LONG

DA DA DAAAA DAAA

ALL NIGHT LONG

DA DA DAAAA DAA
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 7:52, archived)
# Oh nooo!!
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 7:51, archived)
# Urgh
If I'd forgotten that B3ta is a puerile digital arts community where no jokes are beyond the pale, I'd think this was a bit tasteless.

In other news: Massa's job is fucked, he's racing like a moron, and he's only still in Ferrari because he got whacked in the head by a spring and it would have been bad PR to sack him. FACT.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 9:36, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 3:36, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 3:53, archived)
# Ever had an ostrich burger?
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 5:51, archived)
# Yep, a few times. Dry as fucking a sand sculpture.
I like duck or goose better. But it is not bad if you slather it with sauces.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 5:57, archived)
# *voila*
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 6:04, archived)
# Too much effort.
Empty and wash duck or goose. Ram in as many slashed tiny oranges
as will fit in. Roast and baste with its drippings. Eat the fucker!
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 6:13, archived)
# or:
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 6:08, archived)
# No, I've not had camel yet.
I'd give it a go, but perhaps not a whole one to start.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 6:25, archived)
# i think this goes well with camel:
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 6:27, archived)
# Smash and throw in some big pickled cherry peppers.
Nix the butter, use a light oil.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 6:34, archived)
# Hmmmm is right.
Bad job that.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 6:47, archived)
#
George: "You're sleeping with the maid?"
Jerry: "Yes."
George: "I've done that... Did you ever eat an ostrich burger?"
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 6:10, archived)
# You know something odd, mofaha?
I have never sat thru a single full episode of that show.
At one point I read some of the scripts to play along with
DocDyslexia and find a correct line that half stuck.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 6:22, archived)
# .....p.s. cricket is a gay sport
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 9:06, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 3:17, archived)
# Good eye!
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 3:20, archived)
# go'morgen
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 3:21, archived)
# Not yet.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 3:25, archived)
# hmm..
go'nat seems a bit too late imo
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 3:28, archived)
# THE POPE!
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 3:39, archived)
# apropos:
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 3:49, archived)
# Gotta keep those nazibirds fed!
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 3:53, archived)
#
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 3:59, archived)
# Mmmmmm, fascist balut.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 4:06, archived)
# *ENCORE*
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 4:11, archived)
# THE POPE THE pope the pope THE POPE the pope the pope
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 4:30, archived)
[challenge entry] The pope is missing his hat teeth!
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 6:15, archived)
# RAWR-EEP-EEP!!!!
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 6:49, archived)
# Well, I'm not sticking my cock in THAT
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 7:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Cool thrives on novelty.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 0:52, archived)
# hahaha well this was unexpected
and apparently khan is peter stringfellow
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 1:07, archived)
# Or Freddie Starr?!
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 1:09, archived)
# No one expects the unexpected
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 1:42, archived)
#
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 3:38, archived)
# Ha! Ha!
I've no idea how this fits the brief but I LIKES IT!!!

Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:42, archived)
# Just found some toap at the bottom of the shower.
It hurt when I bent over to pick it up.
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 23:52, archived)
# I like the carrot
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 23:54, archived)
[challenge entry] RIS

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 0:00, archived)
#
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 0:03, archived)
# nice
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 0:06, archived)
#
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:20, archived)
#
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 0:17, archived)
# oh. now i get the wood
(landing strip ftw)
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 0:31, archived)
# Amanda fucking Palmer
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 1:41, archived)
# Love the crocodile
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 0:27, archived)
# Am it teh shift?
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 0:48, archived)
# i think he's after a cool refreshing glass of milt
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 1:08, archived)
# Fuck knows, nobody about atm and I'm off to play a pointless puzzle game.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 1:08, archived)
# Am I too late for the gayshift?
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 1:40, archived)
#
apparently yes.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 1:59, archived)
# HELL YEAH!
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 3:43, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 23:24, archived)
# Nerd's best
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 23:30, archived)
# Surely it'd be Xena, Scully and Princess Leia?
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 0:02, archived)
# Sophie: Tits?
Alan: What's rude about a body?
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 23:34, archived)
# bet they attract a few storkers...
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 23:42, archived)
# They'd just give 'em the bird.
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 23:44, archived)
# hmm you're probably right.. they wouldn't give a flock
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 23:51, archived)
# Throbbing boobs
Twitching ass
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 23:43, archived)
# Shag?
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 23:51, archived)
# Doesn't tend to be as thick as it was on older carpets
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 23:54, archived)
# really?
fancy an axminster?
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 0:01, archived)
# My place is rented, I don't get to choose the carpets
but thanks anyway
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 0:03, archived)
# okay, how about a quick rug?
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 0:07, archived)
# I think Two Can and Turd are trying to get you to sleep with them.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 0:10, archived)
# And by sleep with them, I mean let them put their willies in you.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 0:15, archived)
# not at the same time
at in time hole
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 0:34, archived)
# you old romantic you
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 1:01, archived)
# Not quite the answer I was hoping for.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 0:04, archived)

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