I've just been looking at a piwagtailIt didn't have tits
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 23:41,
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I was thinking todaythat it would be awesome if i could vomit on-demand. No fingers, no ipecac, just spew... It would be a great way to express how I really feel about people sometimes.
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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway...,
Sun 1 Jul 2012, 2:52,
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I've had the same thought.Useful for getting out of work early too.
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Sun 1 Jul 2012, 3:16,
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Andy Murray cum-face tombola!
h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 23:16,
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C'MON TIM!
Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 23:18,
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it's only a game of tennis Andy for fuck's sake
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Elvis impersonator,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 23:19,
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Murry in a hurryTip for some kip. Goodnightzzzzzzz
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 23:41,
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laterzzzzzz Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 23:45,
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can you now set this to the background sound ofany guttural death metal track?
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana.,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 23:45,
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With apologies to Theoban
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 1 Jul 2012, 0:36,
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I'm not sure if hitting 2000 posts warrants a nekkid GIF yet but fuck it...2000 POSTS!
Thank you all for entertaining me with your amusing works - long may it continue :)
Thanks to Maiden too for helping me with the spinning vinyl. Her animation skills are far superior to mine.
please ignore the love handles - and no that isn't my real cock - mines far smaller than that ;)
h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:22,
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cheers dude :D h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:27,
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Congratulations :D
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:25,
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thanks for the spinning vinyl :DI'm just imagining how much that would chafe actually :oO
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:26,
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I'd imagine this would be a trendy way of doing a bar mitzvah :D
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:28,
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excellent :Dand works brilliant with Hedonist's gif below
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:54,
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There's a band called The Glitzy Bag Hagswho did a version of that but with the lyrics changed to "I mean to have you David Hasselhof, I want to have you on my tablecloth"
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:59,
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Dwarf percussionIt's the latest thing
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 23:00,
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i'd like to have Maiden 'spin my vinyl' *wink wink nudge nudge*
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:27,
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'Ave it Large :D
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:32,
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How do we know that's Pedro's?(I had a strange feeling of deja vu as I typed that...)
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:34,
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Hey I'm drinking voddy I'll spin anybody's record ;)
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:41,
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you should see the size of her decks... h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:53,
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have you noticed the label is going one way and the record is going the other?
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skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!,
Mon 2 Jul 2012, 8:11,
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TITS OR GTFOcongrats :-)
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana.,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:27,
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Re: your sigI have this old thing....
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:30,
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I LIEK this :-)a line from the Rush In Rio documentary. Rio and Porto Alegre gigs, they had a press conference as their 1st time touring South America and there were lots of typical questions 'Where is Neil?(Peart), Will the set list be the same as the North US tour, Why did you not come here before?' to which Geddy replied 'because we're not very smart' (gets laughs) and then Alex comandeers the conference microphone and announces that 'We're here to make everything better. We're gonna make airplanes out of beef' (more laughs).
Thank you sir :-)
(Thank you sir :-)
Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana.,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:52,
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steaks on a plane! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 23:18,
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needs moar QT logo PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 1 Jul 2012, 0:07,
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Congrats hedonist!That's quite some turntable you've got there
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:29,
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well thank you :D*adjusts tie*
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:35,
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2 fahzand? you avin' a larf:D
( Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 23:19,
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I read that as "Fahzerland"and thought something right-wing was afoot
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 23:34,
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I thought my right foot was a wing Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sun 1 Jul 2012, 4:19,
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AH LUURVE THE SMELL OF CATNIP IN THE MORNING
alpaca muffalo bozzerella,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:18,
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Ohhhhh shit! *gets flashbacks*
Pets at Home... 1972... shit...
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:21,
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The air was thick with the stench of burned fur...I once saw one cat take out an entire platoon. One.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:33,
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I love the smell of nukes in the morning.
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:22,
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I hearby invoke the power of gayshift to bring you.... INCONSEQUENTIAL ART (episode 1)
You'd let Dr Dyslexia get away with this, damn it
discomeats This canoe,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 21:48,
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yiff yiff meow grr yiff yiff(
SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 21:55,
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Question - if a cyclops has one eyebrow... is it still called a monobrow?p.s. woo!
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:03,
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hmmmaybe the nominal nomenclature is "brow" or "cybrow"
This warrants extensive study by skilled specimen examiners.
(This warrants extensive study by skilled specimen examiners.
discomeats This canoe,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:06,
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Cybrowi like this and shall now use it isntead of a monobrow
You sir are a genius
(You sir are a genius
SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:16,
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Tonight, I have saved the world!*Stares proudly across the prairie to see the burning city in the distance.*
( discomeats This canoe,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:18,
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Yiff yiff meow meow meow yiff yiff grrr grrr! honk TOOT TOOT brrrrrrrrrrrb mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:08,
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*joins in*www.b3tards.com/u/d03ec72263e23ed4c51e/nakedfox.jpg
It's not very NSFW, honest.
You can't see anything. In fact, is this really worth clicking in the grand scheme of things?
Yes, I'm drunk.
(It's not very NSFW, honest.
You can't see anything. In fact, is this really worth clicking in the grand scheme of things?
Yes, I'm drunk.
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:09,
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FOX NEEDS TOILET, STAT.Does anyone have a fox shaped stat for a toilet? It's needed urgently.
( discomeats This canoe,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:10,
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I thought it was Stat who was supposed to get the toilet for fox mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:12,
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And so Foxworth's new artistic slant slowly, inexorably, shifts back towards yiffery.
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:12,
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It's a one-off, honest!Remember, this could have been much worse.
MUCH.
MUCH.
WORSE.
EDIT: Fuckin' A! Full Metal Jacket's on TCM.
(MUCH.
MUCH.
WORSE.
EDIT: Fuckin' A! Full Metal Jacket's on TCM.
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:15,
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"Eve of War type DUN DUN DUUUUUUNNNN* mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:16,
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The chances of Bourbon contin'uin to Yiff - A million to one he said.THE CHANCES OF BOURBON CONTIN'UIN TO YIFF - A MILLION TO ONE! A MIIILLION TO OOOONE!
YET STILL FOX CUMS!
For anyone who doesn't get the reference
(YET STILL FOX CUMS!
For anyone who doesn't get the reference
Mu Dinofiddler,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:19,
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Next track: The Red Bush mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:20,
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Next time: HUMAN YI-What IS human yiff? Someone once told me it was "puh-orr-un-oh?"
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:23,
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I hear they only have a little bit of fur... the rest is just skin :(
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:25,
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Just done a scribble of one of those "hyoo-men" animals.I'll probably put it up tomorrow.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 1 Jul 2012, 0:08,
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Based on an entirely original story by Plargar Risé
(
discomeats This canoe,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:00,
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I'm a huge fan.My favourites are Mad Mack 2, Steel Man and The Bat Ninja Goes Up.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:14,
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I loved the 4 exploding Eiffel towers scene with the airship and the F15 flying through the airship with the hail of missiles where the guy leaps out of the exploding planejust in time to hand the hot chick her trusty Titanium sword so she could chop up the alien mastermind with the furious arms made of fire in Star Ninja Man Convoy where Eagles Tobruk.
( discomeats This canoe,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:21,
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How that film didn't get an Oscar is beyond me.The most riveting thing I've seen in cinema since this.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQ65-FabVHU
(www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQ65-FabVHU
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:29,
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Reb Brown, unsung action hero.Just as good this topic came up actually, as here he is in a blatant Rambo First Blood Part 2 ripoff.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvzQ4tep610
As bad as it sounds, this film is pretty fucking metal.
(www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvzQ4tep610
As bad as it sounds, this film is pretty fucking metal.
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:41,
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:)You win a prize for "Japan, about which I have no preconceptions of any kind".
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:07,
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not to give away any plot points but.. the obivous... is .. well, correlation and causality are always linked, or something.I guess I may have to make some more of these :)
( discomeats This canoe,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:09,
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Why? I'll tell you whyDoes a toaster not look out of the window, with a tear on its level, watching the magnificent geese, as they sail into the sky, heading south, for XMAS dinner.
( discomeats This canoe,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:05,
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Puncher and Wattmann it is established beyond all doubt that in view of the
labors of Fartov and Belcher left unfinished for reasons unknown of Testew and
Cunard left unfinished it is established what many deny that man in Possy of
Testew and Cunard that man in Essy that man in short that man in brief in spite
of the strides of alimentation and defecation wastes and pines wastes and pines
and concurrently simultaneously what is more for reasons unknown in spite of the
strides of physical culture the practice of sports such as tennis football
running cycling swimming flying floating riding gliding conating camogie skating
tennis of all kinds dying flying sports of all sorts autumn summer winter winter
tennis of all kinds hockey of all sorts penicillin and succedanea in a word I
resume flying gliding golf over nine and eighteen holes tennis.
(labors of Fartov and Belcher left unfinished for reasons unknown of Testew and
Cunard left unfinished it is established what many deny that man in Possy of
Testew and Cunard that man in Essy that man in short that man in brief in spite
of the strides of alimentation and defecation wastes and pines wastes and pines
and concurrently simultaneously what is more for reasons unknown in spite of the
strides of physical culture the practice of sports such as tennis football
running cycling swimming flying floating riding gliding conating camogie skating
tennis of all kinds dying flying sports of all sorts autumn summer winter winter
tennis of all kinds hockey of all sorts penicillin and succedanea in a word I
resume flying gliding golf over nine and eighteen holes tennis.
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:17,
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"show me on the man who touched you where the man who touched you touched you"
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discomeats This canoe,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:25,
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I will be sure to do so, once I arrive. Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:28,
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This looks like the start of something monumental
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:03,
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disturbingly, I can think of further plot elements.Possibly based on real life events :)
( discomeats This canoe,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:07,
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Can I be your carrayzee foreign fan? mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:12,
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If you have to askprobably not crazy enough
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:17,
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No, but I promise to revert to Dutch while being miffed mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:21,
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oh my!I'm positively trembling with tipation.
( discomeats This canoe,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:25,
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HIRALY! I never forgive jorryjack! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 23:38,
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You misspelled backwards denizensrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
(
Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Sun 1 Jul 2012, 18:15,
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I used to blast womp mice back home, so it's not impossibleTop effort
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 21:35,
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Of courseOnly a helicopter cat would target mice innit
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 21:48,
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Haha. Our most powerful weapon- 4 blades, 8 lives.
(
cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 21:53,
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lock s-paws in attack position!
edit: brilliantly done btw, so have a click
alpaca muffalo bozzerella,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:07,
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FOLD CATFLAPS TO ATTACK MODE mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:10,
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woohoo! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 23:22,
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Keep your sexual fantasies to yourself, HTML mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 21:19,
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Who the hell is this second rate Hakkis Impersonator?RDLI would be turning in his grave if the government hadn't insisted he was nailed down... in five different plots.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 21:33,
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The bottom one is a messier object
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 21:00,
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i spent a minute wondering what the bottom image had to do with them too...
plentyofants more ghee, vicar?,
Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:16,
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Haha!What with it being Veteran's Day here in The Hague, a couple of spitfires flew right over me when I was walking the dog. Followed by some chinooks and apache helicopters, some bigger planes and F16's. Dog was unimpressed.
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 21:21,
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F16's and Apaches are both marvellous and deadly, but struggle to retrieve sticks.
(
Captain Howdy,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 21:25,
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That is exactly as I suspectedMeanwhile, in Afghanistan...
SEND IN THE DOGS, LOL
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 21:34,
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Oh manEverything is hilarious tonight click. Can I clickity click?
( kombu dashi,
Sun 1 Jul 2012, 7:04,
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Unfortunately, the punchline isn't in the videobut it's in the comments. www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5vlhUVZpMQ
( RedHouse over yonder,
Mon 2 Jul 2012, 15:55,
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Why so happy Blackberry?In this ad I keep seeing around the web, they seem in denial. With a tweak, I think it's a bit more appropriate now.
(,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 19:38,
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They are being slowly fucked by anApple and an Android.
Although I won't try to explain via the medium of PhotoShop.
(,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 20:00,
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Although I won't try to explain via the medium of PhotoShop.
And not so slowly. What was it... $600m profit to $500m loss compared to the same quarter last year... third of its workforce going, their new OS delayed to next year. The juxtaposition to the happy happy faces in their ad just didn't feel right.
(,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 20:02,
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A prime meal for Samsung, although I don't like to start rumours I do like to spread them a plenty.The future is in IP mobile.
(,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 20:06,
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YupJust dropped a Blackberry Curve for a Galaxy S2 a few weeks ago, best mobile choice I could've made (the S3 was a bit too pricey). So nice not to have a phone that takes about 6-7 minutes to turn on in the morning :)
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 20:03,
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Because mine's a work phone and damned fools call late at night or early in the morning...I have a Motorola MB855/Photon. Slow booter as well...but rather a nicer piece of gear than the Blackberry Curve that I also replaced.
(
HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 21:58,
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more fucking than thathasn't one of their manufacturers said "NO MORE BLACKBERRY FOR YOU"
?
(?
discomeats This canoe,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 21:53,
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Would, would, would, have mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 21:23,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Alternate Inventors"){kind=small}
HEINEKEN? FUCK THAT SHIT!
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 21:19,
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If it ain't Guinness, I'm not drinking it.
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:18,
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for those who like BDSM
Books of decorated sheds multiplied
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 16:59,
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centerfold cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 17:17,
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centrefold sheds - kinky ...
(
The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 17:28,
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PHWOAR!
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 17:46,
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Mmmm, no staples to put me off my stroke, either. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 17:54,
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have you read friday's newsletter?
(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 17:32,
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Fuck I didn't realize there was going to be a quiz afterwardsI'd have paid more attention, YOU BIG FUCKING GAYLORD
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 17:35,
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i ended up having a frozen pizza
(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 17:38,
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HAHAHAHAHAI promise I'll cook you a decent meal if we ever meet in suitable circumstances.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 17:44,
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no cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 17:41,
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christah well, I suppose it's in the news and this is one of the obvious puns to do
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 17:41,
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no but I did say "thanks Rob"
(
The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 18:05,
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like a shed door in a gale
(
Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 17:40,
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Every man should have a shed.I don't own one, but I sure would like to.
( Captain Howdy,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 18:18,
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Hi you too!!Sorry, was stuffing my face with Chinese food.
(
TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 20:01,
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The hardest book to read in human history! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 18:39,
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There's only 16 therelazy!
( Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 20:35,
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Shades, not depictions, Father.It's an ecumenical matter.
( Captain Howdy,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 21:31,
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Mrs Thor got this book today to see what all the fuss was about.it's going to sexy times ahead (or A&E if i forget the safe word).
all i know about the book is that it 'twilight slash fiction'
(all i know about the book is that it 'twilight slash fiction'
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 18:58,
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it's mills and boon with a new wrapper basicallyawful
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HappyToast Groat froth,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 19:22,
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ayeall i got from an article i read in the paper is that it was repackaged fan fiction.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 20:26,
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There is a Twitter for this too. :)
https://twitter.com/50ShedsofGrey
(,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 19:41,
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https://twitter.com/50ShedsofGrey
Quick, shit and football related...
greg_evigan is possibly deceased on,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 21:15,
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hmmm...*strokes imaginary goatee*
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 16:19,
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strokes imaginary goatse?hmmm...
( Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 16:24,
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*looks like he's weighing the morals of the experiment*
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 17:04,
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Heh heh heh! Kitler looks less than pleased :D Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 16:44,
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That's nothing......wait till moggy/insectchild/dave sees it
( Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 16:48,
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Yeah, he/she/they gave me a right bollocking the other day...seeming unaware of the fact that I wasn't the one that gutted the cat and make a helicopter out of it.
There's too much electronics work involved.
(There's too much electronics work involved.
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 16:50,
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I even pointed out at one point that her translation (of what you said) had failedbut she took that to mean that HER translation of what she said was faulty
I started to twitch at this point
then I mentioned a story about a kitten that a friend and me came up with
and she got angry about that
on the basis that the story that we came up with several months ago would obviously be a fucking helicopter cat
SHE IS NOT EVEN TRYING TO UNDERSTAND
meh.
I'm going to draw a cartoon character now, and give them a backstory.
edit: I might fucking give them propellers too
(I started to twitch at this point
then I mentioned a story about a kitten that a friend and me came up with
and she got angry about that
on the basis that the story that we came up with several months ago would obviously be a fucking helicopter cat
SHE IS NOT EVEN TRYING TO UNDERSTAND
meh.
I'm going to draw a cartoon character now, and give them a backstory.
edit: I might fucking give them propellers too
discomeats This canoe,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 17:07,
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Moggy is indeed a peculiar one.And I imagine the universe collectively belmed and went "DUHHH!"
I've been trying to develop a character... which is just a fox based on me, but has no gas mask and isn't bollock-naked.
EDIT: and give it a propeller willy. That it uses to fly about with.
(I've been trying to develop a character... which is just a fox based on me, but has no gas mask and isn't bollock-naked.
EDIT: and give it a propeller willy. That it uses to fly about with.
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 17:15,
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I need to practice drawing the same thing over and over againbut the whole thought of it depresses me
but I have to do it
:/
it's almost like actual work
(but I have to do it
:/
it's almost like actual work
discomeats This canoe,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 17:19,
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Welcome to my world :DBest thing to do I find is keep drawing a character in different ways until you get it perfect then use that one perfect picture as reference so it stays consistent.
I'm working on an A-Z of my interests in this style for a banner for the studio at uni so I'll have to do them all in one go if I'm gonna keep it looking consistent.
(I'm working on an A-Z of my interests in this style for a banner for the studio at uni so I'll have to do them all in one go if I'm gonna keep it looking consistent.
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 17:26,
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I know, I'll just do half arsed drawings and call them WIP'swhere the hell is my photosoup disk :/
( discomeats This canoe,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 17:34,
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Hey!That's my trick. You find your own.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 17:39,
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I'm hiding in your ceiling
Always making notes.
discomeats This canoe,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 17:40,
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Bah!I thought the noises were Ceiling Cat.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 17:43,
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I just upload any old shitbut nothing that might get me called a dirty yiffer again.
At least not any more. XD
(At least not any more. XD
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 18:01,
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In that case I'll draw a human, who lives with two yiff creatures, one smart, one quite dumb with hidden secret talents and another, a penguin, who if he put his mind to actual effort would probably be successful but likes short cutsand it'll be based upon the various adventures that they have.
I doubt anyone has had this idea before!
(I doubt anyone has had this idea before!
discomeats This canoe,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 18:22,
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That's GENIUS!Oh man, I just had an amusing thought.
Imagine Moggy didn't realize this was a joke and accused you of plagiarism.
It... is a joke, right?
(Imagine Moggy didn't realize this was a joke and accused you of plagiarism.
It... is a joke, right?
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 18:38,
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I don't know, let's translate your post into japanese and then back into english so we can be certain.GENIUS is, got it!
Oh man, I had the interesting idea.
Please try to imagine did not realize you were accused of plagiarism a frowsy, this was a joke.
That's right ... you are kidding?
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
(Oh man, I had the interesting idea.
Please try to imagine did not realize you were accused of plagiarism a frowsy, this was a joke.
That's right ... you are kidding?
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
discomeats This canoe,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 18:41,
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Heh heh, "frowsy"...*consults dictionary* scruffy in appearance.
Oh, so me then.
(Oh, so me then.
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 18:44,
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maybe it thinks I made a frowsy plagarism!sounds dirty.
edit: would it be plagarism or some kind of fucking surreal meta-trolling ?
(edit: would it be plagarism or some kind of fucking surreal meta-trolling ?
discomeats This canoe,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 18:46,
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The same could be said about parody, which so far is okay.But that sounds valid too. If it was the intention, of course.
The "film" "company" The Asylum have been ripping off movies for years yet somehow avoid being legally bumfucked. I wanna know how they do it.
(The "film" "company" The Asylum have been ripping off movies for years yet somehow avoid being legally bumfucked. I wanna know how they do it.
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 18:55,
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heh, give me about.. half an hour or so..inconsequential art. comming soon
( discomeats This canoe,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 18:57,
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*scribbles*I think I'll upload this next scribble. It's rather humourous.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 19:13,
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christ.. still not doneI'll be done before 9pm, I'm certain.
( discomeats This canoe,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 19:53,
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Here's mine.Heard of a fella with this tattoo. I almost shat laughing.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 19:54,
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fuck me, I would have been done if I was using photoshop9:30 pm, I will be done at latest, unless I get a snack.
This really isn't going to be worth the wait but fuck it, I'm going to post it and let forth the something.
(This really isn't going to be worth the wait but fuck it, I'm going to post it and let forth the something.
discomeats This canoe,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 20:47,
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Oh I dunno, I'm sure it will be. ^^Did you get a scanner sorted out? I'm thinking of investing in a portable one of sorts... if such a thing exists.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 20:59,
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AND DONE!got a scanner.. but I'm not convinced by it, plus I'm using paint.net which is a fucking pain
it really is a pain.
and it still does stupid things.
right, ALL DRAWN.
can't be arsed to put them together as one image, it'd be huge anyway.
Let's Hope I don't get killed in the face.
(it really is a pain.
and it still does stupid things.
right, ALL DRAWN.
can't be arsed to put them together as one image, it'd be huge anyway.
Let's Hope I don't get killed in the face.
discomeats This canoe,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 21:40,
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Ziggy says there is a 97.3% probability that you're here to sweep chimneys in a shit cockney accent
(
Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 17:45,
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Heil kitler?
(
Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 17:46,
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the two player sequel to "ROBOT FIND KITTEN"
(
discomeats This canoe,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 18:25,
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how to make a Catcopter:......first,we need to roll it flat...
Elvis impersonator,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 18:00,
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So THAT'S how McDonald's burgers are made. Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 18:07,
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Gonna get themselves some fine footage of that fat arsed bint in the bathing pool. Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 18:29,
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Flyin' f'lionThat's all I can come up with after two hours.
( cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 21:17,
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just becuase.
Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana.,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 15:29,
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also, because it's not worth its own thread because it's not worth its own thread
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana.,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 15:44,
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nao do 'Catt Ball You' PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 15:52,
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It's gettin' Toht in here, so melt off all your face so melt off all your face
(,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 13:07,
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Ha-ha! Splendid.EDIT: Picture removed due to being shit and in the way of this one.
( Captain Howdy,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 13:20,
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Confession time!The sole reason this picture exists is because I thought Toht's first name was Amon.
Scent of Amon.
(,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 13:31,
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Scent of Amon.
I prefer the completely random version, but a nice backstory is always a bonus.
(
Captain Howdy,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 13:57,
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Haha, I was expecting Weston
(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 13:41,
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I've been thinking about that melty face dude a lotit's been a mighty hot summer.
(
Shiksa,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 14:14,
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HahahahaThis is how the England/Italy match should have been decided...
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 11:51,
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hahahaha h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 12:06,
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ah-haaa :D :D
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 13:09,
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oh man, jedis knocking stuff over is well LOL!!!________
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 13:59,
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This football is far away.... SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 21:39,
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i think i watched that for way longer than i should've done...
(
Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 11:53,
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That's the epthat ends in the grim undertaker sketch... "Well, I am a *bit* peckish..."
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 11:53,
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I never knew there was photographic evidence
(
The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 11:53,
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Bored Sat. arvoRecovering slowly (with the help of hairy dogs) from last nights B@sh.
It's a bit big isn't it?
(,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 7:12,
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It's a bit big isn't it?
sexy*unzips*
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 7:51,
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Velma?that's a case of Scooby-Dooby-Don't right there....
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana.,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 11:24,
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How does one order this particular Realdoll?
(
The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Sat 30 Jun 2012, 11:54,
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