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# going to need a bigger torch..


(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 7:00, archived)
# Quiet here today....
Also this cat.www.b3ta.com.meowbify.com/ made me laugh because you can't really see the difference.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 8:04, archived)
# Must confess, that's the first thing I tried with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Karpati Footnote Never knowingly interesting, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 8:43, archived)
# that is the cuntiest website ive ever seen
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 10:18, archived)
# I might start viewing the board through this
cat.b3ta.com.meowbify.com/board/

No more 2000kb GIFs for me! Just constant recaching of photos of cats.


Edit: I think my pageload just went up to forty megabytes.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 11:02, archived)
# So gonna to get caught.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 10:29, archived)
# ok let's get all of these out now
Joker says "It's simple, we kill the audience"
A boy who survived lost both his parents there and will now be raised by his butler
Spoiler alert: the audience dies

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 12:21, archived)
# "If You're Dead And You Know It, Clap Your Hands"
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 12:48, archived)
[challenge entry] NIng b3ta!
This was funnier in my head, maybe it should have stayed there?

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 6:59, archived)
[challenge entry] sheds sheds sheds sheds sheds sheds sheds sheds sheds sheds sheds sheds sheds....sheds


i622.photobucket.com/albums/tt309/elvisweathercock/album%20Q/plucking-shed-2.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 9:01, archived)
# May I be the first to say...
Bootiful
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Sun 22 Jul 2012, 9:53, archived)
# indeed
sheds sheds sheds sheds sheds sheds sheds sheds
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 10:34, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 10:29, archived)
# Nope. You were right to make this
(mcmike Messed his pants badly on, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:17, archived)
[challenge entry]



Another fucking shed entry
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 2:44, archived)
# reminds me of this masterpiece:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrfZWTiUA3E
oohh, and happy b-day!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 3:17, archived)
# That looks great! Thanks as well.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 3:37, archived)
# excellent wtf youtube channel:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWBOWbAzfuM
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 3:39, archived)
# Too much detergent in the washer!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 3:41, archived)
# "Vagina bubbles from hell"!?
And here I am, concerned about a non-existent potential zombie threat...
(I helped save b3ta! Squilliam but . . . . *I'm* the one with all the talent!, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 5:56, archived)
# That's some serious shit!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 7:02, archived)
# what?
woo?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 9:14, archived)
# ^ CANDLES!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 6:17, archived)
# thank you
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 11:38, archived)
# would
(herman:D, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 20:45, archived)
# what the heck film is that from??
Boglins: the movie?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 10:18, archived)
# 'Basket Case'
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQnG4n1lKaw
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 10:28, archived)
# Happy B3taday.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 10:26, archived)
# thanks
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 11:55, archived)
# Happy Candles!
many happy returns (i.e trick candle)
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 16:00, archived)
# Thank you much
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 17:23, archived)
# Sexeh
Happy day of candlenessmas :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 18:16, archived)
# Thanks Hekim
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 23:11, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 0:47, archived)
# QUE?
ok, so admittedly i'm have only just logged in (drunk might i add)
to be greeted with this??

RIS-ez-vous :D

edit* it's ok, it has a shed in it, ignore the above!
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Sun 22 Jul 2012, 2:10, archived)
# hey...sheds are funny..........haven't stop laughing all week*
*may contain lies
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 9:16, archived)
# Shedding
guilty files?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 5:20, archived)
# deletes :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 7:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Feed Me Titchmarsh!


Click for bigger (336 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 0:04, archived)
# titchy marshmallows wont satisfy his hunger
Do people still say 'titchy', or was that a kid thing?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 0:11, archived)
# Use a fire flower
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 0:13, archived)
# Seymore Titchmarsh
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 0:14, archived)
# You're gonna get it!!
If you want it!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 20:11, archived)
[challenge entry] bindun?
Photobucket
(v11cu96, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 23:29, archived)
# Gratuitous CDC is gratuitous
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 23:38, archived)
# It wasn't Gratuitous
There was a fucking snake there, I had to cover it with something, CDC is quick and dirty, im tired and cant be fucked. hence the dodgy font job too.
(v11cu96, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 23:41, archived)
# Why didn't you replace it with a thin, bendy shed?
A shed with venomous jaws poised to strike Samuel L Jackson in the vulnerables
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 23:43, archived)
# because....
I refer to the latter part of my original excuse.
(v11cu96, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 23:47, archived)
# It is impossible to fuck you
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 23:48, archived)
# Its not, you just need to a take a simpler approach, just call me 'a lazy cunt' have done with it and go to bed.
(v11cu96, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 23:52, archived)
# Is that cabin class?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 23:45, archived)
# I bet you LOGGED on just to make that joke
Well, I have an early start tomorrow, so goodnight everyone o/
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 23:47, archived)
# I WOOD have
but I SAW there was no need
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 23:49, archived)
# cunts
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 22:48, archived)
# My pen keeps poking through the foil.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 22:55, archived)
# i used a sharpie
prick
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 22:55, archived)
# i also used a fuck load of tape
wanker
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 22:56, archived)
# I see what you did there.
zero-point field
24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m59si6A5Fu1qhwmnpo1_1280.jpg
*kisses* o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 23:01, archived)
# he looks mean :(
MODS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 23:16, archived)
# where should we post these sinks ?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 23:11, archived)
# i dunno, just do a round robin
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 23:12, archived)
# Liverpool then?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 23:14, archived)
# can we stop this fucking interview now, i want my lawyer
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 23:17, archived)
# No need to fall off your chair.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 23:18, archived)
# fucking plod
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 23:36, archived)
# wanker
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 23:18, archived)
# cock
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 23:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 23:36, archived)
# is he trying to unblock the drain ?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 23:47, archived)
# more that his beard has become disasterously entangled :(
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 23:54, archived)
# switch on the waste-disposal
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 23:59, archived)
# hehe looks like it could use a trim anyhows..
also reminds me of recent andy mincer pic
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 0:14, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 23:19, archived)
# 'get out of that, you swiss wanker'
haha!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 23:37, archived)
# aint it tho
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 23:39, archived)
# Fuckin YES
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 0:28, archived)
# exactly
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 0:43, archived)
# I like your attitude.
Also, I wish people gave me kinder surprises full of ganj for my birthday.
(EvilTerran rearranged his letters on, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 15:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Use your head, vote for...
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 22:36, archived)
# What will SHED do for me?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 22:38, archived)
# HOPE
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 22:39, archived)
# Hope for what?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 22:46, archived)
# a lot meant
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 23:03, archived)
# What has SHED done for me lately?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 22:39, archived)
# CHANGE
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 22:43, archived)
# I WANT THE SHED LIKE WE HAD IN THE OLD DAYS
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 22:44, archived)
# NEW SHED
promises HOPE and CHANGE, what more could you ask for?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 22:47, archived)
# Sorry, as I live in a flat I feel SHED doesn't represent my interests
I'm voting for CUPBOARD instead
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 22:51, archived)
# SHED
is outstanding in this field. CUPBOARD can't say that.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 23:10, archived)
# SINKS
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 22:52, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10812619
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 23:06, archived)
# CREOSOTE
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 22:55, archived)
# SHED
is environmentally friendly and has no need of creosote.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 23:08, archived)
# Creoste is banned now :((
www.hse.gov.uk/biocides/copr/creosote.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 1:16, archived)
# You have SHED to thank
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 5:26, archived)
# What is SHED doing for me currently?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 22:41, archived)
#
That would be an ecumenical matter.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 22:43, archived)
# What has SHED ever done for me?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 22:45, archived)
# To be honest
SHED did put a roof over your head.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 22:46, archived)
# true enough,
ok, does SHED have a policy on defence?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 22:54, archived)
# SHED
Will pull out the troops from all those dangerous places and robustly defend the nation with his giant army of gnomes. The ones on the coast will additionally be equipped with fishing rods.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 22:58, archived)
# no I mean
degarden fence
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 23:01, archived)
# SHED
is decisive. Never on the fence.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 23:11, archived)
# SHED
has flamingos on hand too.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 23:00, archived)
# What is Shed offering me?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 22:50, archived)
# Your own island.
SHED never lies.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 22:59, archived)
# I believe it, because I am sheep.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 23:03, archived)
# SHED
Welcomes sheep.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 23:14, archived)
# I heard something else about SHED and sheep
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 23:29, archived)
# Shear speculation.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 23:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Arthur's Two-Jackson Shed
As requested
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 22:15, archived)
# The Jackson elite, and the disenfranchised Jacksons
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 22:16, archived)
# sorry for posting above you
didn't want to plonk this in your rave thread
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 22:22, archived)
# Ah no worries
If I'm about to post something and someone else has recently posted, I normally leave it 'til ten minutes after theirs, so fifteen is plenty
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 22:26, archived)
# Jackson Deux Deluxe
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 22:18, archived)
# one lady owner, full service history
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 22:23, archived)
# You had me at 'lady'.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 22:24, archived)
# You are his photoshop bitch
(if you say anything about the gimp, it just gets worse)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 22:23, archived)
# Stand up against FOSSphobic bullying
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 11:13, archived)
# Also, I bet Woodkovsky will be well pleased
He'll probably start a whole new thread just to thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 22:27, archived)
# The 3 outside:
"I want you back"
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 22:30, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 22:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Rave Tiem

Some moosicks www.youtube.com/watch?v=wk8dvOGbM5g&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 22:00, archived)
# heheh!
I have actually raved in a shed with bike lights!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 21 Jul 2012, 22:03, archived)
# Do the Shed.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 22:05, archived)
# I like your innovative and varied take on the dance gif
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 22:10, archived)
# It's called 'improvising'.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 22:14, archived)
# Wiggle that bootie.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 22:05, archived)
# oh no what's in the box? what's in the fucking box?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 22:07, archived)
# Glow sticks for everyone!!

(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 22:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 23:47, archived)
# I just stared at it for 30 minutes
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 22:32, archived)
# Haha, is that why you were inspired to do your "Vote for..." image, above?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 22:38, archived)
[challenge entry] hahaha!! old skool FTW :D
*jiggles
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 23:17, archived)
# Disco Shedplod! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 23:33, archived)
# That's how i like to dance
(mcmike Messed his pants badly on, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Evil Sheds........................................
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 21:47, archived)
# refelting a shed roof makes you a man
trufax
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 21:49, archived)
# Pow!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 21:50, archived)
# The God of Sheds
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 21:58, archived)
[challenge entry] WOW!...A real-life water shed.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 21:13, archived)
# Did the shed start on top of the mountain
and ski all the way?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 21:15, archived)
# Water Shed iz not Mountain Shed.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 21:22, archived)
#
High on a hill was a lonely goatshed
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
Loud was the voice of the lonely goatshed
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs šŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ŹŽÉŹ sį“‰É„Ź‡ ↓šŸ¦‡, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 21:31, archived)
# - hd
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 21:36, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 21:39, archived)
# Hill Shed iz not Goatze
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 22:09, archived)
# Hope it's had a coat of ronseal....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 21:32, archived)
# No, it doesn't.
Hardcore, man.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 21:39, archived)
# Maybe it'll run over Ron the seal instead!
Our chat the other night reminded me to check for something as well, I got the tickets today! :-)
www.ents24.com/web/artist/84860/Zappa_Plays_Zappa.html
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 21:42, archived)
# I saw 200 motels recently, and some clay animation parts were missing.
I wasn't too happy about that. D:
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 21:49, archived)
# :-( I'd call Wallace and Gromit detective agency to investigate the matter....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 21:53, archived)
# I think they deal mostly with livestock
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 21:58, archived)
# And cheese ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 22:04, archived)
# They're not ready for Frank.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 22:03, archived)
# Who could be quite frankly....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 22:08, archived)
# I am willing and able.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 22:11, archived)
# you missed moggy
she appeared for someone else last night
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 21:35, archived)
# Yeah...but all the air has gone out of that balloon.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 21:38, archived)
# She's still monitoring us
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 21:42, archived)
# I think she's a mod
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 21:43, archived)
# Just don't say 'Cat Copter is way cool!".............-oops.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 21:50, archived)
# I think Cat Copter is ace
I WONDER WHAT MOGGY THINKS OF THAT
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 21:54, archived)
# A dead cat made into a working helicopter, and flown about for the amusement of humans.
I wonder if anyone would object to this kind of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 21:56, archived)
# Perhaps we could post some pictures of it
for objective analysis, you understand
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 21:59, archived)
# Well...I found it to be lacking some things...so I made a few alterations:
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 22:02, archived)
# Fuck Yeah is damn right
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 22:15, archived)
# You know this would sell out fast.
Supply / Demand LOLz
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 22:20, archived)
# Maybe have it
"Jump the Shark?"
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 22:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 22:07, archived)
# Time for....


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(Has anyone else made it a personal mission when asked for their name in Starbucks?)
(eltawater, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 20:23, archived)
# Haha, that's very good
Did you all go up together or one at a time?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 20:25, archived)
#
This was me collecting each one over a period of four weeks....
(eltawater, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 20:26, archived)
# Fine work
I can imagine you having to spell some of the names for the staff
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 20:29, archived)
#
I discovered Large Text Lite for android which made the process far far easier...
(eltawater, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 20:30, archived)
#
Previous efforts include:



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(eltawater, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 20:34, archived)
# Nice
This is all new to me though. Whenever I've been in my local Starbucks they I just ask for a drink and they give it me, none of this name business. I guess it must be something they do in the larger outlets where lots of coffee-making is going on at once.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 20:39, archived)
# I don't know about Starbucks, but
when the previous MrsCanoehead and I went to a certain restaurant, they would let you know your table was ready by saying "[Last name], party of [n]". So, of course I told the server my last name was "Socialist".
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 11:20, archived)
# I told them to "fuck off and stop being so corporate wankfest"
they looked very upset and embarrassed and on the verge of complaining when I followed that with "do you want my money for your overpriced coffee or not" and they shut up
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 20:29, archived)
# You really should reassess your user name :-)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 20:51, archived)
# they should stop being "fake" cunts
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 20:57, archived)
# I've never been to Starbucks
and I've never been to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 20:47, archived)
# How late are you open?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 20:49, archived)
# I've yet to close.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 20:52, archived)
# I've been to Paradise though.
It's in Croydon.

Edit: Proof. www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjaD3u5WA2Y
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 21:33, archived)
# Mine all know me as Mr Dahmer.
Apart from the ones that know me as Mr Nilson.
And the ones that know me as Mr Manson.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 21 Jul 2012, 20:53, archived)
# I think I've only ever been asked for my name once, when I was in New York.
Then again, I'm almost never in Starbucks, it's usually the lesser-known coffee shops for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 21:08, archived)
# Haha, Not been asked as on the rare occasion I have a coffee I go to Costa...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 21:33, archived)
# sorry no sheds in this one, afternoon all .


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i do bloody need one thogh, the whole place stinks of solvent based lacquer.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:20, archived)
# Fantastic model.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:20, archived)
# brrrm, brrrrm
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:21, archived)
# i like to think it makes the same noise as the space cars in the jetsons
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdWswvLPdE0
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:33, archived)
# Your work's not really done til it does make that noise...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:43, archived)
# perfect :D
and Judy Jetson was a filthy minx
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:48, archived)
# oh you've seen those pictures then
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:52, archived)
# it was me in them!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 20:02, archived)
# Mmmm toluene and xylene, also woo nice model.
Xylene would be a lovely name for a girl.

Off to get food.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:22, archived)
# Awesome :)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:23, archived)
# Very nice
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:24, archived)
# Ace
cool fireplace as well :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:25, archived)
# cant take credit for making that
but i did paint it, and i drew some a fire on the plasterboard i used to block it up.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:35, archived)
# Nice one!!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:31, archived)
# awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:37, archived)
# Neat!
Anti gravity powered.

I could have used one of those on my trip to the grocery store just now. bloody American tourist drivers!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:41, archived)
# Top work! *click*
Did the lacquer-induced high inspire this or vice versa?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:42, archived)
# not my solvent of choice
but interesting none the less.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:49, archived)
# Astounding! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:43, archived)
# That's quite a spiffy little scooter
I also like your fireplace
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:47, archived)
# Cor!
That is a thing of pure beauty.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:51, archived)
# before I scrolled I thought that was on some bald guys head
and you'd gone and space coptered a guys head

:D

awesome stuff
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 20:23, archived)
# Hehe, imagine
You could get a dwarf to ride on top of him
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 20:41, archived)
# You are a genius
Pure and simple
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 20:49, archived)
# Excellence!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 21:15, archived)
# As soon as antigravity/repulsorlift is invented
I'll be hiring you to design vehicles.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs šŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ŹŽÉŹ sį“‰É„Ź‡ ↓šŸ¦‡, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 21:33, archived)
# Nice....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 21:35, archived)
# arthur two-sheds jackson
dear all,

to those not familiar with him, he is a sketch character from "monty python's flying circus".
to everyone else:
as i do not photoshop because i'm too stupid but have been laughing my ass off here at b3ta since 2003 thanks to your wonderful creativity, i was just wondering if your muse could conjure up some arthur two-sheds jackson since it would fit in with the current challenge.

thank you all for being great!
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ā˜¹ļøāžšŸš»āžšŸš½āžšŸ˜£āžšŸ’©āžšŸ§»āžšŸ˜, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:46, archived)
# You're welcome
Please talk more about me being great
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:48, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:48, archived)
# If you've been reading since 2003, you'll have a pretty good idea of what's about to happen to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:50, archived)
# I bet he just *loves* FAQ gifs
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:52, archived)
# I fear that he might get away with it.
What with it being Saturday teatime an' all.

NB Woodkovsky: Could you come and repost this in a new thread on Monday so that you can get what ought to be coming to you now? Much obliged.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:53, archived)
# No need
Slow as things are these days, this will probably still be on the board come Monday
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:54, archived)
# Miss Drunken speaks the truth.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:57, archived)
# It has been a little empty over the weekends recently
I think b3ta should brand itself as 'the ONLY alternative to the Olympics!' and people'll flood in next saturday ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:02, archived)
#
this fella?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:57, archived)
# well that is odd, why cant i hide my link properly
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:19, archived)
# You broke b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:53, archived)
# dirt code monkeys have stopped it working, fucking shitcunts
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:54, archived)
# DIRTCODE is SHITCODE
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 20:15, archived)
# Don't worry, I've found your ass
but I feel it's about to be handed to you
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:00, archived)
# .
Ducks down
(I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:01, archived)
# I DO NOT APPROVE
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:07, archived)
# Jeebers!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:09, archived)
# That's what these two looked like before puberty

(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:10, archived)
# Haha! That's more like it!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:12, archived)
# Oh christ
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:18, archived)
# would
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:20, archived)
# HOW?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 21 Jul 2012, 21:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 21:19, archived)
# Popcorn anybody?
This looks to be a good one.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:12, archived)
# Perhaps the problem is not your lack of photoshop ability
but the fact that there aren't many visual jokes that can be applied to a minor piece of tv dialogue

Also, donate


Also, also, this isn't the first time you've done this
b3ta.com/board/7788451
always nice to have a walk down memory lane and see the old folk.... ooh there's a Valin reply :( *goes all maudlin*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:14, archived)
# Indeed, even I donated, despite being half crippled and thrifty.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:20, archived)
# It's incredible - not like he hasn't been told already or anything
b3ta.com/board/8649433
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 20:33, archived)
[challenge entry] tldr
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:15, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:16, archived)
# The spinning headed cat has a spinning head.
It has a cats head that is spinning, it is a spinning head.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 20:25, archived)
# FUCK OFF!


HaHa
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:16, archived)
# haha
harsh but fair
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:23, archived)
# I used to be a student of diplomacy.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:26, archived)
# It's your fault
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:27, archived)
# Hello.
Did you know that The LOVELY Two Hats of b3ta fame ALSO has two sheds?
I think that this thread should now be a reflection of the MAJESTY OF TWO HATS! KING OF SHEDS!
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:31, archived)
# No.

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 20:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 20:22, archived)
# I went to KFC today
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 20:24, archived)
# Apparently their recipe is secret.
Do you have any information about that?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 20:25, archived)
# Damn, it must really be a secret!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 20:43, archived)
# I'll let you know when it finally breaks out of me
but yes, it really is a secret.

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 21:38, archived)
# Just my two sheds' worth...


edit: Jesus, 30 seconds to go out and snap a pic, an hour to download and install camera drivers, etc., etc. Now to figure out how to use magenta spray paint in Photoshop, I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Squilliam but . . . . *I'm* the one with all the talent!, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 22:49, archived)
# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 23:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Shed shed shed shed

(I'd called one of the frames 'shed7.jpg' - how I laughed!)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 17:31, archived)
# SEDAN FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 17:42, archived)
# I want someone to get the music video it's from
But it's a bit obscure...
(clue: it reached number 65 in 1998. No, I know that's not much of a clue.)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 17:57, archived)
# Is it...
Tooty and the Suits with "Rock My Palanquin"?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:02, archived)
# Very close... (and, personally, I think Tooty made a mistake going solo)
It's the wonderful Helen Love :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFcu7gSt640
(be warned, to hear it once is to hum it forever...)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:07, archived)
# Haha, of all people I should have recognised it -
www.b3ta.com/board/10811272
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:10, archived)
# Whoa, spooky :0
I even remember you posting that, but when I clicked on the link I got a 404 error...
We must both think of Helen Love whenever we hear the word 'shed' - how peculiar!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:16, archived)
# I just realised that myself - I'd actually pasted a random bit of text instead of the url and never checked to see if it worked!
It's ninja'd now
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:18, archived)
# Also, I'd no idea it was Helen Love (or that Helen Love was anyone)
I just looked up the song and, cos I find it quite annoying didn't play the vid right through (hence why I didn't recognise your clip). I was also quite surprised to find out it's a female vocalist.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:20, archived)
# I must have heard it 2 or 3 times on the radio back in 1998
and it STILL gets stuck in my head. I especially like how it namechecks loads of bands that have since disappeared and no-one even talks about now.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:24, archived)
# 'You've got your Longpigs and your Bluetones!'
(actually, I really like Blue Skies by Longpigs for its demented siren intro... sigh, I'm so indie sometimes)
Also mentions Jonathan King before his very name became dangerous to say - the 90s were so innocent, weren't they..?
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:31, archived)
# I have been getting BIG TIME 90s nostalgia these last few months
Been listening to everything from Pulp to Massive Attack
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:33, archived)
# It was a time when bands with guitars were actually allowed in the top 10...
I've always preferred Pulp's 'This Is Hardcore' era to their britpop height - and all of Massive Attack is gooood :)
I've had a Pumpkins reawakening recently and good ol' Wedding Present...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:41, archived)
# I'm not really too bothered about bands having guitars
In fact, speaking of Smashing Pumpkins, my favourite album of theirs is the electronica-tinged Adore.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:44, archived)
# I think melon collie is their best
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:45, archived)
# Mellon Collie is a very close 2nd (and Siamese Dream is a very close 3rd)
In fact I possibly like Mellon Collie a little more, I just listen to Adore more these days. Plus Ava Adore is definitley my favourite Pumpkins song.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:48, archived)
# Ooh, and Perfect is ace too
(I only really know the singles from Adore but I recall the last 17 second track being quite moving despite it's shortness)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:58, archived)
# Best non-single tracks on Adore
are Daphne Descends (which I think would have made a better second single than Perfect) and For Martha, which is really beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:01, archived)
# *fires up Youtube*
while I'm here, Age of Innocence from Machina would've been an excellent single and Home from Machina II is the definiton of 'soaring'*

*though not officially
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:07, archived)
# Check out "Behold! The Night Mare" as well
I'll have to check out Machina a bit more. I only know the singles off that.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:12, archived)
# I'd say Siamese Dream for the last two 'summer evening' songs
I wish Corgan wouldn't go around calling himself the Smashing Pumpkins now - though ironically the Wedding Present have been going around as just Gedge for years and I have no problem with that... I AM AN INDIE HYPOCRITE.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:55, archived)
# True, although
I think the Pumpkins were always just a kind of backing band for him, so I guess it doesn't really matter who else is a member. I'm not familiar with any of the new incarnations music though, so can't comment on their actual goodness.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:04, archived)
# yeah, siamese dream is also excellent, but mellon beats it for sheer volume of quality tracks
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 20:49, archived)
# it's the first time I've ever heard that song
it's the last time I'll ever hear that song
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:32, archived)
# Aww, you love it really
Whatever you do, don't click on this one, then... www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPq6lrhS0qI
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:42, archived)
# Bloody hell.
I had "Does your Heart Go Boom" as my earworm for most of last week...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:49, archived)
# it seems to have........wait for it.......SHED SOME WEIGHT!!!!
alright bitches, missed me?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 17:59, archived)
# ba-dum TISH!
Hey there Smash, where have you been?
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:01, archived)
# killed another hard drive
so i've been childminding and knitting. unfortunately, my family are now calling me jessica fletccher.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:04, archived)
# There are worse things to be called...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:11, archived)
# i've probably been called them
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:13, archived)
# Ahoy there Smashy!
Do you know last week you managed to top the stats page again for the first time in months?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:03, archived)
# bloody hell, did i?
was only here a few days whilst emptying my sister's drinks cabinet!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:05, archived)
# I know! 2 days worth of messages was enough to keep you there for a week!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:12, archived)
# this place has been deader than an 80's hooker in yorkshire lately
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:13, archived)
# Funny thing is, people are still posting new threads (this compo has been one of the most popular in ages)
but fewer people are commenting. Seen loads of pics go without a single reply.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:17, archived)
# it's sad, really
with any luck, the sheer boredom of olympic dressage will bring the back to the fold
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:19, archived)
# Yeah. Let's just hope we don't get a run of good weather
cos that always makes the place quieter
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:22, archived)
# not much chance of that
although the met office says 22 degrees and sunny tomorrow, so i can work on my tan while i recover from the violent hangover i'm sure to have ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:27, archived)
# well, i'm getting dirty looks, so i think it's time to get ready.
see y'all soon!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:29, archived)
# Bye - have a good 'un!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:32, archived)
# I kept thinking "what kind of sexy reply would Smash make?"
And there'd be silence. Everything is back to normal again. Yay.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:16, archived)
# only for the next 20 minutes or so
i'm off for a night out with the lads, so i have to get ready soon. may get back online for a bit tomorrow and i'mm dogsitting for my sister again next week, so i'll be popping in.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:18, archived)
# :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 21:36, archived)
# The Transylvanian leg of the Olympic Flame Relay
didn't get much coverage, did it?

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 16:41, archived)
# COCK!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 16:59, archived)
# You called?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 17:27, archived)
# LOCOCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 17:28, archived)
# Flame Relay?!?
...I thought you said Frame Relay!
/communications humour
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 16:59, archived)
#
communications lacist
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 17:14, archived)
# how is synchronous HDLC protocol based networking racist
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 17:26, archived)
# I wouldn't know about that Sir
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 17:46, archived)
# Ok then -- have a bluegrass cover of David Bowie's 'Putting out Fire'
www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9lHe4UM8Sk
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:00, archived)
# Thanks - that was good
Have Gina X Performance's "No GDM" by way of return www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjDgoXs-uWI
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:04, archived)
# Lacist.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 17:22, archived)
# They've got
a lovely horn
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 17:32, archived)
# Tastes like brandy-snap, apparently...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 17:47, archived)
#


Click for bigger (327 kb)
(Kevmanwilly, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 16:39, archived)
#
Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee!

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 16:44, archived)
# Groop I emplore thee,
My foonting turlingdromes
(I helped save b3ta! loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 16:50, archived)
# I love this!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 17:00, archived)
# They're not 'slo'...
They just didn't have the benefit of a so-called private school education
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 17:34, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 17:36, archived)
# Aww....look at the little paedo.....
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 17:49, archived)
# THE PLOP THE PLOP THE PLOP THE PLOP THE PLOP
THE PLOP THE PLOP THE PLOP THE PLOP THE PLOP THE PLOP THE PLOP THE PLOP THE PLOP
THE PLOP THE PLOP THE PLOP THE PLOP THE PLOP THE PLOP THE PLOP THE PLOP THE PLOP
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 17:52, archived)
# it you!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:03, archived)
# I can't look at a blobfish and not guffaw.
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 0:13, archived)
[challenge entry]
(1.618..., Sat 21 Jul 2012, 16:17, archived)
# Letterbox-faced men
are targets for snipers
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 16:38, archived)
# or CATTLESHED COWLACTICA
(1.618..., Sat 21 Jul 2012, 16:40, archived)
# Cowlactica - lovely in your tea, or hot with biscuits
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 17:15, archived)
# ELECTRO DUCK-BLINDS
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 17:34, archived)
# Bovine Toasters.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:04, archived)
# Fuck yeah, this is cool
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 15:34, archived)
# This
is like watching the story of my career. A lot of climbing stairs without actually getting anywhere. Gets a click nonetheless.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 15:41, archived)
# I was going up the wrong escalator, then I fell over
there appears to be an open mine shaft at the bottom
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 15:57, archived)
# If you feel you
are at the bottom of a mineshaft, then start looking around for gold. It might be the best thing that ever happend to you. Even if you only find coal, it is worth something and will keep you warm.
/Profound today.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 16:03, archived)
# the lack of sunlight and food will quickly cause you to die
/more realistic ;D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 16:19, archived)
#
dont burn the coal. you need the oxygen. eat the coal.
(1.618..., Sat 21 Jul 2012, 16:25, archived)
# Don't eat the coal, it'll just make your poo black
If you sit on it long enough it'll turn into a diamond.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 16:26, archived)
#
www.contidiamond.com/
(1.618..., Sat 21 Jul 2012, 16:31, archived)
# Grind down the coal and mix with water to make Guinness
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 16:33, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 15:51, archived)
# That's amaaazing! *click*
Like the little girl in the bigger one too :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 17:35, archived)
# Looks a bit
like my life. Trying hard, getting nowhere. Ho hum
(I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 17:57, archived)
# This just borked my brain
woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:11, archived)

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