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[challenge entry] This:
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 23:00, archived)
# Chgnuck Gnurris
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 23:11, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Hugh.G.Rection Brother to Clendrix......., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 22:45, archived)
# shopped pics only please
edit: 1 message in over 8 years! Did you lose your internet?
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 22:48, archived)
# he never left
..credit where it's due I say
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 22:55, archived)
# Fucking hell, your lurkage is truly epic off the scale!
This requires numerous awards that will extend to your next visit here in 2020 to mark this epic event:

Click

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 23:04, archived)
# By comparison though he's quite a chatterbox on QOTW
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 23:18, archived)
# Ah
I didn't venture that far in his profile
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 23:20, archived)
# Wow
What in crispy aromatic hell is that from?
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 25 Jul 2012, 23:52, archived)
# It quickly gets a bit mental
hanakodo.tumblr.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 23:55, archived)
# excellennttttt

(I helped save b3ta! g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 0:36, archived)
[challenge entry] It's a whole lot of fun with prizes to be won!
(I helped save b3ta! greg_evigan is possibly deceased on, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 22:26, archived)
# Shoot their body not their brain
If you only want to maim
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 22:52, archived)
# Welcome to the House of Gun now I've come of age
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 23:02, archived)
# This takes me back.
To a time a mullet like that was normal.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 23:03, archived)
# Was it?
He won worst haircut every year at the Smash Hits Poll Winners Party.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 23:04, archived)
# He did? In the NINETIES of all decades?
Man, showbiz has dealt him a shit hand.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 23:37, archived)
# Took him a while to reach a decision about cutting his hair...
He had to mullet over for quite some time.
(I helped save b3ta! greg_evigan is possibly deceased on, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 23:26, archived)
# I... I...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 23:28, archived)
# Cut the Mullet:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zq_kxPXqR7w
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 23:28, archived)
# Oh you!
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 25 Jul 2012, 23:54, archived)
# Gun house a whole lotta fun
Prizes to be won
(I helped save b3ta! g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 0:34, archived)
# RELLOW! RELLOW!
Sorry, temporarily blinded by a flashback there.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Sun 29 Jul 2012, 18:46, archived)
[challenge entry] such a powerful message


mmf
(OneForTheRoad man under glass, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 22:20, archived)
# Drink Psi and Make it Hopper
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 22:21, archived)
# This makes me want a can of Dripsi Cola
and an Iopper.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 22:21, archived)
# Exactly
how it should be
(OneForTheRoad man under glass, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 22:27, archived)
[challenge entry] just peaing in your Dripsi Cola
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 0:30, archived)
[challenge entry] peaing in my own pea, sort of appropriate but utterly not
sort of appropriate but utterly not
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 2:30, archived)
[challenge entry] I found this... etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 22:18, archived)
# Where's my frogs comp?
What's all this about guns?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 22:30, archived)
# frogs with guns
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 22:46, archived)
[challenge entry] How I dreamed of this
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 22:06, archived)
# it should have been a salvo of CD's
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 22:08, archived)
# parsnip-conceal
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 22:10, archived)
# #1 indeed!
took me ages to find the # key - I don't think I've ever used it before...
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 22:08, archived)
#
#dork
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 22:12, archived)
# They were a shower of #2s
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 22:13, archived)
#
But in the early days of the internets (cue sounds of modems squeaking and whistling) the AOL CD's could gain you lots of free access online.....
Ahhh, the fields used to be full of US Robotics modems round here, etc etc....
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 2:57, archived)
# One of the first movies based on a game...
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 22:04, archived)
# Ahhh....
Not been on here for ages, and what a joy to come back to this.

W/Y/H
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 22:07, archived)
# Yay
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 22:10, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 22:23, archived)
# Wooyay
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 23:22, archived)
# This is a thing of beauty
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 23:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Guns don't kill people....
... babies do.

(Kyzia was here on, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:32, archived)
# yes but the gun helps
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:46, archived)
# just another reason to dislike babies
and now i think i'll have an early night.
g'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 22:00, archived)
# nighty night smashie
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 22:09, archived)
[challenge entry] They do :)
Squirrels are OK - just don't touch their nuts
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 22:12, archived)
# Needs more tits...
Edit:just counted the four nipples. May have been too hasty with the tit comment.
(Damien Hurts just forgot a really good idea, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 0:57, archived)
# That is one seriously lactating squirrel.
Friend of JJ?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 26 Jul 2012, 1:31, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 22:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Prince Chaz was a super secret boss in Punch Out for the NES...apparently


even if he didn't have any eyes and looks more like George Bush...
(grendalsbane, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:21, archived)
# haahhahahahaha
yes, splendid
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:23, archived)
# Good stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 22:54, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - FUCK YEAH GUNS


Everything, with the possible exception of film premieres, is improved by adding guns. So add guns. To everything. That's this week's challenge.

As a bonus, any Olympic-themed images may be added to the Olympic Mini-Challenge, which will remain open for the duration of the "games".
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:58, archived)
# i choose to abstain from this frog-free challenge
but you all enjoy yourselves
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Am I doing it right?
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:37, archived)
# yes. yes you are.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:45, archived)
# also, that frog looks like it's having an excitement piss
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:46, archived)
# Weeeeeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 22:02, archived)
[challenge entry]

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(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:23, archived)
# this is a poor comparison to the actual film
Machine Girl 2.

www.asiatorrents.me/index.php?page=torrent-details&id=805f36b418b6126f8ea05496c986c22bdfb8c001

don't actually get the film, it's a terrible sequel. But get the 1st one OH HAIA ^-^
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:28, archived)
# haha
I love the bloke's face on this image : www.asiatorrents.me/imgz/images/603728Shyness%20Machine%20Girl%20Snapshot%203.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:50, archived)
# They stole my idea, this is a very old pea.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 22:05, archived)
# winner already
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:51, archived)
# shucks :)
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 22:06, archived)
# incredible
scenes!
(OneForTheRoad man under glass, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 22:21, archived)
#
haha this is always a magnificent sight.
(UTB, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:18, archived)
# Ha! Ha!
That is the gayest image I have ever seen!
*click*
Oh, there was this....;
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 22:56, archived)
# this is not the first time boris has been in this position.
which is why he is in his second term.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:24, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Bammo
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 22:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Chucky's Big Adventure
(SpiteClassic, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:46, archived)
# now do tiffany with camilla's face
bride of chucky
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:55, archived)
# hahahahahaha
hahahahahaaa...thinkin' about it =)
(SpiteClassic, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:14, archived)
# DO IT!
you know you want to
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:20, archived)
# ok ok! ;)
(SpiteClassic, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 22:01, archived)
# Instead of Lurking I thought I'd post for a change


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(grendalsbane, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:28, archived)
# Anti-Floof
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 19:43, archived)
# NOW WILL YOU FUCK, YOU LAZY, BAMBOO-MUNCHING CUNTS???
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 19:43, archived)
#
Haha - my thoughts exactly
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 19:46, archived)
# Have you been at the gin?
(although I note your Rioja-comment, below.)
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 19:47, archived)
# no gin left
and i drank thw champagne last night. i'm dogsitting, there's fuck all to do except get pissed and hang around here
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 19:49, archived)
# and interfering with the dog
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 19:51, archived)
# the dogs are pissing me right off
they're worse than kids and they make the house stink
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 19:52, archived)
# Yeah, I've never really seen the point of keeping animals in your home.
If someone invented the idea today, everyone would think they were mad.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:16, archived)
# the last 2 pets i had were a tarantula and a python
both dumped on me by ex boyfriends
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:18, archived)
# Death slide ftw :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 19:46, archived)
# death slide in the old blackpool funhouse
do not slide down one of those things in a swimming costume. you will leave half your buttock skin attached to said slide.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 19:48, archived)
# hahaha o_0
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 19:51, archived)
# you will also stand up within about 10 feet and try to run down it
causing you to fall and break your toe.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 19:53, archived)
# eek
broken toes hurt like hell especially when they stick out at right angle and you have to get it straightened :(
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 19:57, archived)
# i was told to stop whining
and it pretty much got left alone. found out i'd broken it when i had the same foot crushed by a 3-ton concrete pipe a few years later and the old break showed up on the x-ray
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:02, archived)
# Good times
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:10, archived)
# apart from sleeping upside down for 3 days, yes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:12, archived)
# broken around 7 of mine
steel toe caps ftw
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:18, archived)
# 4 of mine, all on the same foot
i've got a scar in the middle of that foot i can drive a nail into without feeling it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:26, archived)
# great party trick :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:26, archived)
# i've got 3 others
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:27, archived)
# Gives me an excuse to post this, I reckon.
youtu.be/rrtFwmunj3U
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 19:51, archived)
# This is fun :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:06, archived)
# he's dancing for biskwits
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:14, archived)
# of courth, you realithe, thith meanth war
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:20, archived)
# :D
daffy always was my favourite
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:27, archived)
# Don't get me started on pandas and slides maaaan
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:09, archived)
# panda vagina dentata
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:17, archived)
# vagina panditiis
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:19, archived)
# pangea pandina vagalicious dentina
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:24, archived)
# yay
prolapses are fun :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:20, archived)
# :((
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:11, archived)
# This wins
the internet
(I helped save b3ta! kombu dashi, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Late entry


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(B7illage, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 19:40, archived)
# heh, it looks like Charles is running in a race
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:34, archived)
# whatever
makes you think that?
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 22:51, archived)
# Egg-gage Number one!
(MAD ADE I feel old all of a sudden, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 18:56, archived)
# i have the urge to lick his head every time i see it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 19:37, archived)
# I imagIne it's ... "salty"
Weather we've been having, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 19:38, archived)
# the bald heads i've licked so far generally have been salty, yes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 19:40, archived)
# I'll stick to crisps, thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 19:46, archived)
# you don't know what you're missing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 19:50, archived)
# I didn't know he'd ever got it out
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 19:38, archived)
# many times
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 19:39, archived)
# this looks mighty familiar
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 19:40, archived)
# Image Challenge Vote
This week's challenge vote has opened. For voting.

The choices are:

* One-word challenge: Frogs
* Clip-art: Make a new, interesting piece of clip art, or use existing clip art in the least appropriate manner possible
* Everything is improved by adding guns. So add guns. To everything.
* Tech devices from 2032. Invent them. Invent them HARD.

Vote here:




(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 18:55, archived)
# I think the Clip Art idea
that *someone* (averts eyes) came up with is suitable for encouraging many lurkers with non-developed art skillz to contribute for a change.... just sain loike.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 18:59, archived)
# GURRRNS
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 19:09, archived)
# *gurns*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 19:16, archived)
# I wonder how long until every
banner I see on the web is not trying to sell me a shed as a result of image searches for last week's challenge?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 19:12, archived)
# Frogs.
Why is "frogs" not winning? FROGS!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 19:16, archived)
# yes, it's my suggestion.
VOTE FROGS, YOU CUNTS!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 19:36, archived)
# Fackin' 'ave it
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 19:40, archived)
# YOU FACKIN' LAHVE IT, YOU FROOOOGS!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 19:41, archived)
# Shooters!
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 19:30, archived)
# FROGS!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 19:37, archived)
# Frogs with guns?


Makes a change from white flags, amiright?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 19:48, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 19:50, archived)
# I am hoping that guns includes cannon and blunderbusses
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 19:33, archived)
# FROGS!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 19:38, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10813467
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 19:38, archived)
# meh x4
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 19:41, archived)
# i believe it may be rioja o'clock
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 19:43, archived)
# it's damn near whisky tiem
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 19:46, archived)
# it's NEVER whisky tiem
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 19:54, archived)
#
NEVER ALWAYS
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 19:57, archived)
# whisky is evil, it nearly killed me to DEATH
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:00, archived)
# LIGHT weight
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:05, archived)
# homebrew whisky
alcohol poisoning isn't fun :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:08, archived)
# I wouldn't touch homebrew whisky with a barge pole
there's a reason it takes at least 8 years to make a decent whisky

aye, alcohol poisoning sucks ass :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:20, archived)
# didn't know it was homebrew till i was having my stomach pumped
now even the smell makes me feel ill
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:24, archived)
# I usually draw guns all the time anyway.
Next week will justify all that. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 19:45, archived)
# take a break, draw a frog
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 19:47, archived)
# A frog with a gun?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:07, archived)
# if you like
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:10, archived)
# Hell yeah ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Table Dancin' with Salma
(SpiteClassic, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 18:33, archived)
# lowly dog! bow your head and worship at the feet of Santanico Pandemonium!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 18:36, archived)
[challenge entry] filth!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 18:38, archived)
# Princes do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a fuck how crazy they are!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 18:39, archived)
# just as well, really
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 18:41, archived)
# That's because they are lizzardz and have to sit on rocks to warm their bloodz
They feed off the sun
*tin foils*
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 18:45, archived)
# "I may be a bastard, but I'm not a fuckin' bastard."
Love this film. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 18:48, archived)
# From Dusk til Dawn?
I thought it was at first glance, but then it didn't seem to match up.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 19:52, archived)
# Yup!
That's it =)
(SpiteClassic, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Too sexy
(Off The Scales, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 18:25, archived)
# nothing sexy about those buggers
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 18:29, archived)
# I'm a mower, you know what I mean, and I do my little turn in the back yard.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 18:34, archived)
#
haha
(Off The Scales, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 19:29, archived)
# right shed fred
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 19:10, archived)
# Same Sex Weddings
(SpiteClassic, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 17:52, archived)
# well, in 2015, possibly
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 17:59, archived)
# For the first time ever I saw the Scotch in their natural habitat,
and it weren't pretty. I'd seen them huddling in stations before, being loud but… this time I was surrounded. Everywhere I went it felt like they were watching me; fish-white flesh puckered by the Highland breeze; tight eyes peering out for fresh meat; screechy, booze-soaked voices hollering out for a taxi to take 'em halfway up the road to the next all-night watering hole. A shatter of glass; a round of applause; a sixteen-year-old mother of three vomiting in an open sewer, bairns looking on, chewing on potato cakes. I ain’t never going back… not never.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 18:02, archived)
# "Scotch week" in Blackpool used to be terrible
...don't know what it's like now
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 18:05, archived)
# Blackpool's still pretty much terrible
oh.. wait.. you meant..
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 18:18, archived)
# 'Glasgow fortnight' in Whitley Bay was always good willed
but then, there's not that much separating geordies and Jocks
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 18:20, archived)
# Just northumberland
or to give it the correct title

Nertmblnde

or something.

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 18:22, archived)
# get yersel tha fook affa ma feeld
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 18:37, archived)
# beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 18:05, archived)
# Good gravy!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 18:07, archived)
# So yeah
he's in a Hollywood movie now.

www.imdb.com/title/tt1298649/
Ben Fucking Stiller, holy fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 18:08, archived)
# A man needs to eat.
But I still hate Ben Fucking Stiller.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 18:12, archived)
# Fucking Ben Fucking Stiller
Fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 18:13, archived)
# He went full retard.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 18:16, archived)
# You forgot to mention Vince Vaughn & Jonah Hill
The Holy trinity of unfunny
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 19:33, archived)
# do you know what
they have both been really good in cameo's in other films, but as leads they have always left wanting.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:22, archived)
# he is a colossal cockshiner
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 18:14, archived)
# He can always fall back on directing.
'Submarine' was a quirky little gem.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 18:15, archived)
# i'm sure you'll both be very happy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 18:12, archived)
# not quite yet...
good news though. Was just reading the Have Your Say on this subject.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 18:20, archived)
[challenge entry] My friend original character and Maria.
I still like Charles!! :D
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 17:08, archived)
# nice nipples?
(I helped save b3ta! fatpoof, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 17:09, archived)
# no nipples ^^
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 17:15, archived)
# Hi Dave.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 17:26, archived)
# Dave is my friend. (true)
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 18:06, archived)
# i was going to say a fat man with a bag on his head is hardly inspired
but then i spotted the background charlie
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 17:10, archived)
# *congrats*
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 17:16, archived)
# nohumourisms
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 17:13, archived)
# Heh heh heh :D
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 17:14, archived)
# Bag Dad.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 17:26, archived)
# Yeah. He is like a her father.
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 17:27, archived)
# Ice cream is so good...I wish I had some.
Scotch it is then.
.
.
.
.
.
.
oh hai internet bully
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 17:30, archived)
# Oooo...thank you! (NSFW)
www.jlist.com/product/PRE1085
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 17:35, archived)
#
*adds to cart*
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 17:39, archived)
# The wank guy strikes again
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 17:41, archived)
# Read Artcles...
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 17:43, archived)
# NEVER!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 17:45, archived)
# You are worse than pedophile.
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 17:47, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
he is literally worse than a pedophile Hitler, in fact. He's a very terrible wank guy.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 17:51, archived)
# I know.
That's right!! :D
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 17:58, archived)
# You + know = 0
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 18:01, archived)
# Hello wanktomic!! XD
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 18:04, archived)
# but what happens when he goes off?
There'll be a massive eruption.

Also, slight property damage.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 18:19, archived)
# No matter.
He is usual. Because he is wank guy as always :D
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 18:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 22:43, archived)
# omg
I'm just a simple explosion trying to find my way in the universe.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 17:52, archived)
# *like this*
*Sankaku complex people*
"We have angry to Shiga-Otsu board of education!! "We are the real victims here?!" Huh?! FUCK OFF!!"

*You*
"Hahaha!! I got good sexual item!! :D bully article? wha? I NEVER READ!! :P"

....Uncool.
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 17:54, archived)
# ha ha ha...mad as a hat full of arseholes
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 17:56, archived)
# Your link...not mine.
........................YOU MASSIVE SICK PERVERT!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 18:00, archived)
# I still think better sankaku complex people than you.
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 18:03, archived)
# stop now
and don't post links like that without a NSFW warning
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 17:35, archived)
# Don't worry. I just explain to the wank guy.
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 17:38, archived)
# Ha ha...you naughty naughty girl.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 17:46, archived)
# I only have you insulted.
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 17:48, archived)
# I am insulted you have.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 17:51, archived)
# Hell, they're only links toasty.
And they're SFW. Not like that weird shit atomic ("the wank guy" © Moggy) is linking to. You should probably ban him.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 17:38, archived)
# Tie me up first though... ^__^
edit: Did you see some of that stuff?! O_O
I'm going back in...say a prayer for me................. o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 17:45, archived)
# Oh wank guy
you cheeky minx
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 17:50, archived)
# Get over here...I could use a hand.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 17:52, archived)
# Double Dutch Rudder Time!
As invented by The Dutch Inventor Mediocre.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 17:54, archived)
# Phoar!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 17:59, archived)
# the titties were too distracting, can't...see...words...
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 19:48, archived)
# GIGA PUDDING!
I don't know what it is but GIGA PUDDING!
(I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:12, archived)
# = 1000 x MEGA PUDDING
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 3:57, archived)
# See?
If he'd been dead and flattened out into some kind of human helicopter, he would still be alive now
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:35, archived)
# Nobody here cares.
Not a flying fuck was given.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:20, archived)
# WE CAN REBUILD HIM !
*assembles 4 motorised copters*
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 0:36, archived)
# I found a use for my stupid dog at last :)))


ahahaahahhahaahahahahaaaaa only joking
we ate him really. Korean curry has a certain bite.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 17:35, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lL6hkpJveM
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 17:56, archived)
# I like this.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4kHmbZTvyI&feature=fvwrel
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 18:01, archived)
# Christ
that's fucking terrifying
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 18:06, archived)
# ahhh, mr. soft
still one of the classic brewer's droop insults
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 18:18, archived)
# at first I thought his head was a huge fox's glacier mint
But then I think that about most people.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 18:17, archived)
# He is not fox. He have fox friend. But He is armadillo.
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 18:19, archived)
# smooth on the inside, crunchy on the outside! ARMADILLOS!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 18:20, archived)
# Yeah.
He is very soft inside.
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 18:23, archived)
# you just like licking heads
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 18:19, archived)
# squishing the head in the head squisher
what could be better?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 18:20, archived)
# squishing a dead jellyfish between your toes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 18:29, archived)

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