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[challenge entry] Sometimes they would get so tired they'd forget what they were protesting about
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:13, archived)
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(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:06, archived)
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Simon would mount the heads of his defeated foes on a stick and parade them around the town as a warning to others.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:12, archived)
[challenge entry] A Fistful of Cake



bonus movie poster: A Fistful of Cake
.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:59, archived)
# You, you look like my brother
Mama loved him the best
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:01, archived)
# i know this reference!
hurray for me! and you, I guess
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:05, archived)
# He was head honcho
with the ladies
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:06, archived)
# Mama always said he was blessed
glad you knew it, great pic, reminded me of the song
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:08, archived)
# Don't do it, Henry.
You're not a killer.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:08, archived)
# it's all in his mind
he'll just gurn at him like usual
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:15, archived)
# No
He's the bag man.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:31, archived)
# Very Cumbrian
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 18:50, archived)
# ...

Prob bindun...
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:35, archived)
# Pfffft
Also, great programme :D
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:37, archived)
# ^this
Multitude of clicks for a great pun and great show that will be sadly missed!
Only thing left on US TV I will watch now will be Community, and that looks like it's heading for cancellation!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:44, archived)
# Its still going, series 5 started a couple of weeks ago
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:09, archived)
# Breaking Bad that is
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:10, archived)
# Final season...
Although the creator has said there is room for a mini series or mooooooovie.

The upside is they are squeezing 2 years of story into a jam packed season! \o/ sometimes it does have a slow burn.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:17, archived)
# Haha
That ace
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:48, archived)
# D'oh!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:03, archived)
# Guest Star: mediocre
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:08, archived)
[challenge entry] The Olmypics *and* guns
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:21, archived)
# I like this thing
It is nice :D
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:43, archived)
# There will be more of this thing tomorrow
and probably for the next few weeks if I have time to draw them all :)
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:46, archived)
# As you were.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:05, archived)
# Ha ha...true facts.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:09, archived)
# ditto terrier racing
but without the sleeping
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:36, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:14, archived)
# Ooh that's a bit ace!!!
*Click*
:D
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:19, archived)
# Thankyou
xandmi's post reminded me that i attempted it years ago but gave up, so i done it now.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:23, archived)
# Woo Yay
and of course Houpla! That's ace!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:38, archived)
# dit o
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:47, archived)
# Hahaha!
Excellent! Klik
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:20, archived)
# The hills are alive with the sound of ballistic missiles :D
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:21, archived)
# Awesome.
That is all.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:22, archived)
# This is a drop of golden sun
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:25, archived)
# top drawer
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:27, archived)
# right in the kisser!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:30, archived)
# aces :)
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:36, archived)
# Zer gut!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:44, archived)
# bloody brill
much applause!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:04, archived)
# How do you solve a problem like Maria: Vatican 2012 version
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:06, archived)
# ha!
*clickityclick*
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:08, archived)
# Direct hit!!!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:10, archived)
# Amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:47, archived)
# You win today's internet.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:55, archived)
# IT'S A (von) TRAPP !
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 18:05, archived)
# Excellent idea!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 18:20, archived)
[challenge entry] The sound of missile
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 20:57, archived)
# this is fucking amazing
seriously, man
(, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Coldplay can ONLY be improved with guns

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:05, archived)
# seams like a bad idea
I like it though :D
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:36, archived)
#
Damn right, Only decent part of Coldplay is the end!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:28, archived)
# Oh Mrs Kim, you're going to be in so much trouble when you get home!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:04, archived)
# i bet he's gonna do her up the jong un
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:05, archived)
# Hahaha
Oof.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:07, archived)
# Thats what made
Kim Jong Ill.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:14, archived)
# Double Arf!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:45, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:41, archived)
# Arf!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:45, archived)
# ha! because you made that comment
I'll have another beer! cheers!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:09, archived)
# The boy with toys.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:12, archived)
# when I saw the headline I thought "un marries? Is that the same as divorce?"
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Mary Pop-A-Cap-Ins Your Ass
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:51, archived)
[challenge entry] This is how she kept those pesky kids in line
with firepower


(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:55, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Lurking, scanning the horizon..

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:14, archived)
# They NEVER sleep
Arf'noon sir :)
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:20, archived)
# Noon :)
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:31, archived)
# must be scenes from that evil poppins movie
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:02, archived)
# I kind of picture her pulling a blunderbuss out of that carpet bag of hers.
It would have shown that old bat on the steps of St Paul's how to deal with the pigeons, at least.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:06, archived)
# Waaaaaa I've missed the shed challenge and I actually did something for once.
Never mind though... here everyone have a little sheddy love story for a Thursday afternoon

Click for bigger (269 kb)
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:43, archived)
# splendid
what a touching story.

'ningles pretty lady.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:01, archived)
# Fankees and also ningles
:)
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:43, archived)
# O_O 'O_O' o_o
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:14, archived)
# this tickles my need to masturbate
in all the right ways
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:21, archived)
# As he's always been...
...nothing but trouble
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:41, archived)
# that's enough...
...I will not have my sister, who was once the queen of the mardis gras, sitting at a table with a pickle shooting train.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:45, archived)
# this scares me
I don't know what's going on
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Say what you like about LOCOG
but they know how to throw 200 dirty bins down a hill
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:11, archived)
# Hahaha
Now *this* I'd watch
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:19, archived)
[challenge entry] slips one in..
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:31, archived)
# expected rocks and a bloody death
thank you for teaching me that lemmings don't ALWAYS kill themselves
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:39, archived)
# Walt Disney lied
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:53, archived)
# Lemmings kill themselves
in the same way newspaper sellers kill themselves during G20 demonstrations
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:02, archived)
# That shouldn't have made me laugh quite so much :D
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:11, archived)
# Haha!
*clicks*
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:44, archived)
# Ooooh happy candle day!
:D
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:52, archived)
# Thanks!
:)
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:00, archived)
# 8.2
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:22, archived)
# hahaha
tempting to say "bin dun"
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:25, archived)
# :D
This is what the back streets of Bath look like after a friday night - perhaps they are in training here!!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:44, archived)
# I thought Bath was all genteel.
Nothing messier at the weekends than a discarded dance card and a lost pair of lace gloves.

Oh, well.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:53, archived)
# everywhere is genteel
until you experience it
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Who wants to see my Snatch?

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Where's my spare magazine? It's somewhere here. If you see it, wave or cheer!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:56, archived)
# Oh look, it's Comrade Tumble
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:57, archived)
# Oh look, it's Dr. Steve Brule
...
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Best of all the guns
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:03, archived)
# smoking gun?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:05, archived)
# these images...
Do you get a photograph and paint over them in tattyshop?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:05, archived)
# I use a number of tecniques
I sometimes import parts, some are scratch drawn from pics. It's all a bit of a mess really but people don't seem to mind the end result too much.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:08, archived)
# "Sometimes import parts"?!!
Your really an Igor, aren't you? Or rather an Igorina.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:42, archived)
# I have a large basement
and a HUGE patio that just keeps expanding!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:47, archived)
# Phwoar
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:07, archived)
# silly girl, ak-47 is not pump action!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:11, archived)
# ^ :D
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:25, archived)
# That is crying out for a CDC.
(Psssst! Compo it.)
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:14, archived)
# I wasn't sure
on the rules of compo-ing a pearoast, but I suppose it doesn't hurt anyone.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:17, archived)
# It's perfectly all right if it's in an existing thread
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:55, archived)
# Ahh yes, the AK47.
You know you can fill it with sand, submerge it in water and run it over, and it'll still work?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:17, archived)
# Classic example of KISS engineering.
However, I also hear that on full automatic only the first 3 bullets will go anywhere near what you are aiming at.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:21, archived)
# Yeah, best keeping it on semi-auto if you want to hit anything.
The barrel is very unstable, I hear, and it tends to wobble quite a lot.

Still though, the design hasn't really changed all that much for 75 years, just goes to show how well it works in context.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:29, archived)
# Finland Red, Egypt White
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:33, archived)
# Sounds like my boss's idea of a perfect employee
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:21, archived)
# Hahahaha
Eating yoghurt without a spoon in not a necessary skill but advantageous.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:35, archived)
# Indeed.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:43, archived)
# That is beautiful
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:24, archived)
# I wouldn't fancy my chances
aiming an AK-47 while wearing high heels.

Not that I ever have, like.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:50, archived)
# I think
that 99% of the time just pointing one gets the message across.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:09, archived)
# sorry... let me rephrase that..
GIRL!!!! ON THE INTERNET!!!!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:58, archived)
# There is always something awesome about your images
But when I saw this one, I thought it should be sprayed on a motorcycle, I would say spray it on mine, but it is not my image at all!
Damn nice pic though.
Clicky
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:03, archived)
# your shells seem to be hovering?
what evil witchcraft is this?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 2:51, archived)
# Can someone see that that other NSFW shit is removed from visibility on the compo top page?
And that when you block a prick like that, he stays blocked even when you look at the compo...
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:23, archived)
# What NSFW shit?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:34, archived)
# Bottom Gun.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:38, archived)
# Oh right
Some people are worried their workmates might think they're looking at gay porn, kind of thing?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:47, archived)
# Any porn in the workplace is generally frowned upon.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:34, archived)
# A naked bloke with a gun shoved up his arse is safe for work?
I have my doubts, personally.

Anyway, if I ignore a user, why do his posts still show up in the compo view?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:37, archived)
# This is worrying/concerning/terrifying
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:48, archived)
# As is
anything with Justin Fletcher in it.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:34, archived)
# very much so
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Parfitt was more of an up close and personal
whilst Rossi was more blow the fuck out of it.

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:33, archived)
[challenge entry] BLOW THE FUCK OUT OF IT

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:37, archived)
# Killer sheep on a skateboard ftw
:D
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:42, archived)
# \o/
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:54, archived)
# ^^What she said
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:45, archived)
# Must be a Marino...
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:44, archived)
# Pfffffft
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:53, archived)
# This is the very thing like of which not
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:45, archived)
# I, ermm, ok thanks.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:59, archived)
# nice!
i'm listening to tight fit's version of the lion sleeps tonight, then i'm going home. see you all when i get a new hard drive.
'bye!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:39, archived)
# Just remember that lions live (and sleep) on the plains and not in the jungle
Bye for now
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:44, archived)
# Parfitt holds his gun like a spaz
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:54, archived)
# Easy now
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:57, archived)
# To be honest I have no idea how to hold a spaz
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:00, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODtkW1wc_ts

/b3ta educational services
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:04, archived)
# A bargain
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:17, archived)
# *blinks in disbelief*
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:25, archived)
# That's partly because I'm shit at Photoshop
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:01, archived)
# Admires honesty
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:18, archived)
# Which side are you on, boys?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Did someone mention the games?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:32, archived)
# Someone did, yes
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:38, archived)
# ah yes, the rare green circleshark
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:03, archived)
# Aaah! It's yog-sothoth!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:01, archived)
[challenge entry] there, that's more exciting.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:45, archived)
# >FUCK GUNDALF
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:52, archived)
# he was a fuckin' pedo anyway
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:54, archived)
#
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:56, archived)
# *bookmarks for wank session later*
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:05, archived)
# do hobbits count as kids?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:03, archived)
# of course
he fucks hobbit kids too
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:06, archived)
# dirty old fucker!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:09, archived)
# cant really see whats going on - just a bunch of jerky guys with beards having a ruck
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:56, archived)
# with guns
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:15, archived)
# Yeah, that is better
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:31, archived)
# FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:31, archived)
# I'm off getting Lunch
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:27, archived)
# David Lunch?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:35, archived)
# Silly!
David Mitchell - duh.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:42, archived)
# Dont - you'll summon him!

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:57, archived)
# arrgghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
those cold dead eyes...
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:26, archived)
# is he fellating a mouse?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:25, archived)
# Who isn't?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:47, archived)
# It's the only way to steal their life force
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:49, archived)
# right, like a cat.
...
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:08, archived)
[challenge entry] bit of a pea
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:13, archived)
# oh...
...hiyaaaaaa
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:20, archived)
# shoot dna, not bullets, you endangered fuckwit
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:22, archived)
# Let them die out
the two-tone unbreeding twats.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:32, archived)
# i wonder what they taste like...
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:44, archived)
# probably bamboo-ish
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:50, archived)
# i like bamboo shoots
especially with a bit of hoi sin sauce
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:51, archived)
# A bit like...
...swan.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:52, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:03, archived)
# Which bit?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:50, archived)
[challenge entry] im dirty barry so go ahead gunk make my day
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 9:46, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 9:47, archived)
# good vid i need a kitchen gun
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:03, archived)
# i read that as kitchen gnu
and wondered if you wanted it for the milk
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:17, archived)
# woo!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:19, archived)
# that's ace, i think the birthday cake was my fave
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:30, archived)
[challenge entry] :)

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 9:55, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:50, archived)
# This is truly terrifying
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:55, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:58, archived)
[challenge entry] aaaw :)
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:51, archived)
# Ha!
That genuinely surprised me!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:54, archived)
# hahaha
yay mouses.... beat them dam silly kitteh
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:56, archived)
# Woo :D
don't think I've seen this one before
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:14, archived)
# COR!
That's wonderful, I love it.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:22, archived)
# Top marks! *click*
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:38, archived)
# Stop being so bloody ace!!
;) WOO sir
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:43, archived)
# :) time for the collected works of E Dubya, or greatest hits or sommit...
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:18, archived)
# BOO!
officelol :-)
(, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 0:04, archived)
# not even he is doing this
but then that happens
(, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 12:26, archived)
# hahaha!
excellent
(, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:45, archived)
[challenge entry] bang and the dirty harry is gone
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:10, archived)
# This deserves more yay for all that effort
Yay :)
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:31, archived)
# ^ this
yay
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:37, archived)

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