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# feeesh
:)
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 11:19, archived)
# Smeegle?
: )
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# so juicy
SWEEEEEEEEEEET!
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:19, archived)
# too bad taste?
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 11:14, archived)
# not really such a thing as too bad taste
apart from what's mentioned in the faqs.
however, it's best to keep multiple posts in one thread.
just reply to your original post with subsequent pics, otherwise you will be called names. this never ends well
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# You're allowed to put two pictures in the same thread
In fact, please do this.
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# ^what she said
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# No one can tell you where the boundary really lies
You just find out when you've crossed it
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 11:18, archived)
# noobie says
understood...
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 11:29, archived)
# It's a tough one,
but as the Rt. Hon. Jahled said back in the heady days of 2009, b3ta.com/board/9368599

As long as the comedy outweighs the tragedy then you will normally be ok.
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 11:35, archived)
# too early or too late?
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# RIS?
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#
twas in the news....
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[challenge entry]
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[challenge entry] ford has lost the flag
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:18, archived)
[challenge entry] not done this one yet?
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 11:10, archived)
# heehee
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# Well, he looks relieved.


Sorry if bindun 900 times.
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 10:50, archived)
# I love how when he is smiling
he looks just like a winded baby.

That is a baby who has just burped, not one who has just been punched in the stomach. They look entirely different.
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 10:53, archived)
# They feel pretty similar, mind.
Well - temperature-wise, anyway.
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 11:11, archived)
# Arf!
How are things Vaggy?
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 11:38, archived)
# i'm sure william shatner's my dad
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 11:19, archived)
[challenge entry] that'll do pig...
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 10:23, archived)
#
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# Pfft!
"I'LL GET YOU CANCELLARA!"
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 10:41, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
How I love Bradley Wiggins :D
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 10:41, archived)
[challenge entry] hahaha, that's great!
Have an oldy for the mini-challenge

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# 8D
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[challenge entry]
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[challenge entry] This is a competition I could watch forever
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# haha
ace

1st place - croissant
2nd place - danish
3rd place - pain au chocolat (because theyre horrible)
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 9:50, archived)
# yes
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surprisingly bouncy
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# Haha
More woo for this!
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:27, archived)
# One Track Mind
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# I like this,.
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 9:28, archived)
# this caused morning chuckles
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 10:23, archived)
# Top stuff!
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 10:44, archived)
# car crash sexeh tiem
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# Hahahahahahaaha
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# He swerved to avoid those knobheads standing in the road!
(and woosome yayness!)
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:08, archived)
# Sorry, I'm RIS-ing
Chip man driving car, sees sign of kink in road, crashes, someone says "Every six seconds". Where is joke?
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every six second a chap thinks about sex.
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[challenge entry] Spent waaaaay too long on this.
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# 8D
The gurn is on, the pills are right,
It's time for you, for you to bend your face.
'Cause people are peaking, everyone's trying,
Trying to be as ugly as they can,
When they're gurnin' for.. gurnin' for.. GOLD!
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 8:55, archived)
# Or perhaps the Shed 7 version?
The jaw is all plastic; you're going for gurn
You took your face right out of your mouth
Time and time and time again
I look to you my ugly friend
Time and time and time again
Are you here for face mangling?
Or are you going for gurn
Are you going for gurn?
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# Gurn baby gurn!
Time well spent
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 9:04, archived)
# Maybe it's going to be The Limpix and Chuckles FOREVER
...ever...ever...ever...ever
Edit: Aw, thanks. And how are you, this fine morning?
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# I'm ok, just off into London in a minute
(Yeah, edited out the compo thing, silly question!)
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# Are you going to spectate?
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# Nope, I'm going to have weird medical stuff done to me
Right, must be orff or I'll miss my train. See yous all this evening...
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# Good luck with that!
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[challenge entry] my first entry..loving this site
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 8:03, archived)
# Hello, benzjie.
Welcome to b3ta.
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thanks
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hahahaha
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# Haha
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# Welcome.
(Not Charlie's first entry then?)
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# This is most appropriate
Welcome
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# This was a rejected Atom Heart Mother cover
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# Haha
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# So to speak...
Welcome to b3ta! Pull up a chair, 'shop a kitten. You'll never leave!
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# RED THBE FAQ FIRST NOOBHEAD!
^ Get used to this ^

Also, welcome, sit down, grab a coffee and let your hair down. We're not all bad.
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what hair :(
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# He hasn't done anything wrong yet :)
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# The world has gone insane....
An L plate... A really good picture AND lots of compliments?

B3ta is dying!
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# it was force of habit
:D
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# heh heh heh!
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# good first post
welcome
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# Ha ha ha! Nice work!
Welcome to b3ta!
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# Cow tipping ftw
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# ahahaha
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# Hello. Nicely with the first post there.
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[challenge entry]
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# Welcome to b3ta, keytargabriel.
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many thanks
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# Hahaha!
Nearly choked on my clementine
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# best learner gif ever
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# That's a headturner!
Welcome abroad.
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# Ouch
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# Hehehe
i like this. Can't blame him for wincing, with a fist down his piss-hole!
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 8:57, archived)
# woo!
more talent on b3ta!
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# hahaha
welcome
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# haha!
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# Oh My God...
:-D
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# hahahaha
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# late....but due to retardyness
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#
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# Silly lady, it's just SKUILLYFLAN.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WY28LUiKx8

That's supposed to be SKULLYFLAN. I don't even know what a skuillyflan is.
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# It's the second most northerly island in the Outer Hebrides
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# Skelleflan
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# Utter mind pissimus.
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# !!!
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# THIS IS THE INTERNET
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# rip sexy matlock 4eva in r harts
 

 
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# Oh no I slept.
He's dead.
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# doin the things a skeleflan can
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# Sudden 5am pissrush!
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# little scary fuck
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# fllllaaaannnnnnnnnnbaaaaassssssse
 

 
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# that vicks vapour rub can be a bastard
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# Zombies etc.....
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# Ha-ha!
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#



Long live the Gayshift
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# Closedown
Play National Anthea

Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 2:10, archived)
# Must be really old telly.
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 2:13, archived)
# Are we the only ones on here? If so it's off to bed with another day of unsuccessful posts behind me.
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 2:25, archived)
# Am I the only one on here?
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# Yes loser!
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# yeah loser!
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Is dat some balut?
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# The boards Alive! It's Alive. And to answer your question Yes! How did you even know that?
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# My love's mom likes that stuff.
It's one of the few foods I will never try; dinuguan I can be a good sport for: it's neither delicious nor repulsive.
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# We are all balut afficionados here
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# The Inspector is alive and well. Fuck.
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# Thank God!!!!!!!! Nice detail btw.
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# BALUT BALUT
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# Too spoon, man
Too spoon
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# INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE
 

 
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# BALUT
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# Also:
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# BALUUUUUT
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# in his brown balut suit.
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# noms :D
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# Lizzy is awesome
this just proves her awesomeness
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# No osteoporosis is going to get her down.
Go queenie!

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# I had to google that
I loved the bit when she didn't jump out of the helicopter

I'm so patriotic I might have tried to catch her
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# I had high hopes. How disappointing when she copped out.
She's too respectful for that kind of thing. It's probably no fun at all to be royalty.

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# her royal prolapse
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# One is quite good at the clean and jerk.
Or that's what Phillip says, anyway...
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# But she didn't get it above her crown
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# thats a hernia in the happening right there
:)
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# No hard feelings to the waste of good skin
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 22:34, archived)
# he's in it together
with his buddies

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# ^this
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# mmmmmm free soup
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# yeah, but you have to listen to some dude tell you how god things you suck while eating it.
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# stuff bread in ears
eat soup
run
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# i am god
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# Is he saying "I'm a prat"?
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# bigpimpin

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#
what meat is best ?




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# I was about to delete my post as I realised it was juvenille and deliberately offensive
butt then i saw your poll

and re-considered

oslo

pleased to meat jew

spotify:track:5g78xFVuCCyVygnMIIiUSx (On To The Next One [Jay-Z + Swizz Beatz] - Explicit Album Version by JAY-Z)
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# jew are welcome
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# goodgust
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[challenge entry]
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# :D
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# haha
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# hahahaha YES
*click*
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# yeah clicks
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# doubly topically woo
:)
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# nice one
: )
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# hahaha
brilliant.
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# Hahaha! Brilliant! *clicks*
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 22:28, archived)
# Ha ha, yes.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 22:33, archived)
# starring Dim Knobsack
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# smart
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# That's brilliant :)
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 0:39, archived)
# Is it just me or..........


Brad'll Fix It!!!!
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:52, archived)
# top work from Tyres today :)
his sideburns hold the secret of his success, in much the same way Fabio the male supermodel's hair granted him the gift of superhuman beauty and ability to talk to birds
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:56, archived)
# I thought Fabios hair made him a gormless, clueless cunt
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# that as well
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# If that's true, why didn't he tell that goose not to fly into his face when he was on a rollercoaster?
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 7:15, archived)
# yay! someone got what I was on about :D
morning
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 7:19, archived)
# jingle jangle medals
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 22:02, archived)
# BREAKING NEWS:
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# Well goodness, gracious me....
Rattle-rattle.....Cancellara's collarbones....
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# reposting cunt
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# a load of winkers here tonight
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# Brilliant!
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# hahahah
nicely done!
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# Is that what someone looks like when they've cut their finger?
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# reply LOL
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# Did we have
a 'shop Moggy' compo and I missed it? They all win.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 23:12, archived)
# This is so god damn horrible
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# XDThanks!XD
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# loved this one
who's going to give in first?
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# I'd like to print this at billboard size and mount it near a school.
EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT THE TORTOISE CHEATED AND DESERVES A FACEFUL OF KNUCKLE.
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# I love this
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# great film
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# That depends on your definition of great.
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# KILL IT WITH GUNSHOT EFFECTS

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