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[challenge entry] Bindun yet?
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 15:33, archived)
# After a fashion :o)
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 15:35, archived)
# heehee
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 15:40, archived)
# Memo to all staff: No inviting girls back to "drive the Mars rover"
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 15:23, archived)
# wallywitz
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 15:26, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 15:39, archived)
# :-)
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 16:48, archived)
# Made this yesterday for a mates birthday.


(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:55, archived)
# googly eyes ftw !
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:58, archived)
# Yeah!
love em.
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 15:02, archived)
# THE EYES OF THAT DOG ARE WATCHING ME
THE EYES OF THAT DOG

THEY ARE WATCHING ME
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 15:17, archived)
# THAT DOG
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 15:21, archived)
# IS ALL TIME WATCHING
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 15:31, archived)
# Your friend the neanderthal
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 15:21, archived)
# That quote is one of the most wonderful things I've ever read.
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 15:27, archived)
# All apart from the charlie and lola cake
it was made from the 2008 christmas issue of new scientist.
Edit: oh yeah, the googly eyes are from my own personal stash. Would love to buy a copy of new scientist with free googly eyes.
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 15:37, archived)
# Nice bit of recycling there. :)
And I think it should be required, by law, to have at least one spare pair of googly eyes around the house.
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 15:56, archived)
# Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Curiosity thrilled the cat.
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:31, archived)
# You are on so much fire today!
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:34, archived)
# ^This by the fuckton^
Frankly Doctor, you deserve to own a bit of Mars.
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 15:44, archived)
# I am inspired.
We are doing exciting science. It's only a matter of time until we will be travelling like they do in science fiction! Why, by the year 1989 we will all be travelling to our "moon-offices" in our own personal rocket-ships... you mark my words!
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 16:09, archived)
# Purrfect!
*click*
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:39, archived)
# I was beaten to it by better people...
...but I know a few things about Mars. I was asked to give a talk on it and this was my opening slide:

(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 15:01, archived)
# Landing on Mars
So much better than crashing on Uranus.
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 15:23, archived)
# Meeeeeeeooooooww!
Nicely done.
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:43, archived)
# aces
GOOO!!
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:46, archived)
# Go go cat :D
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:47, archived)
# Look at him go!
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:48, archived)
[challenge entry] haha too good to post above
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:52, archived)
# Arf!
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 15:00, archived)
# Joy riding Mars exploration kittehs ftw
:D
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 15:49, archived)
# nice work
Is that robot sitting beside the kitten, Johnny 5 in a white bowler hat?
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 15:50, archived)
# Weeeeeeeee! :-)
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 16:48, archived)
# Just like his Grandpa did back in 2008.
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 17:07, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:04, archived)
# Discusting
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:08, archived)
# Now do a picture of him dissing concussion.
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:10, archived)
# the remote control mini-Mini Coopers for track and field events are class
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:14, archived)
# they're lovely, still couldn't afford one even at that reduced size :D
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:16, archived)
# Wow - ace!
I thought i kept seeing things that looked like remote control cars going about in the backgrounds, but i assumed they were camera rigs or something
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:36, archived)
# Running on stumps - FTW!

EDIT: It looks like he has Disclocated his shoulder.
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:19, archived)
# Discuss...
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 20:16, archived)
# Bandwagons you say?


/q&d
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 13:59, archived)
# Free DVD eh?
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:00, archived)
# Bugger
I knew I missed something..
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:01, archived)
# Total Recall: directors cut
Now with 4 breasts!
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:03, archived)
# Brilliant!
Mind if I steal that?
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:07, archived)
# You'll have to get past my electrified moat of lazer sharks first!
Oh - the moat itself was electrified, and now theyre all dead :-(
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:14, archived)
# I´ll just borrow it then.
I promise to return it tomorrow.
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:19, archived)
# What's the broken link that's just appeared in your post?
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:27, archived)
# Eh?
what link?
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:32, archived)
# There's a rogue <img /> in your post
It does .

Edit: That's the least helpful thing I've ever posted on here. For whatever reason you've got a link to an empty image in your post, immediately before the actual image -- should be easy enough to remove.
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:51, archived)
# Odd.
That didn´t show here.
edited, ta.
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 15:17, archived)
# *cough*
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:35, archived)
# Nice Font Matching Algorithm!
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 15:47, archived)
# It´s not too brown, is it?
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 15:59, archived)
# Elsewhere on the Martian surface...
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:26, archived)
# All that open land as well...
That's just bad luck!
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:29, archived)
# terrible funny shit if this was true:
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:36, archived)
# *snorts tea out of nose*
Good one *clicketh*
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:30, archived)
# hahaha
spitzenklasse!
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:34, archived)
# fucking typical
i bet he's only 3rd party as well.
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:46, archived)
# should be ok if he's got proper 3rd party, not the silly aussie 3rd party
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 13:13, archived)
# what's silly aussie 3rd party?
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 13:14, archived)
# 3rd party doesn't cover the 3rd party's property,
only injuries and damage to government property
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 13:21, archived)
# should be ok if he's got proper 3rd party, not the silly aussie 3rd party
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 13:13, archived)
# what's silly aussie 3rd party?
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 13:14, archived)
# 3rd party doesn't cover the 3rd party's property,
only injuries and damage to government property
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 13:20, archived)
# BAM!
hahahahahaha :D
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 13:18, archived)
# Smokin
at least the lights still work :)
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 13:24, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 13:57, archived)
# Fuck, it landed on a Hyundi....
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 16:50, archived)
# The RAC will take ages to get to that...
*click*
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 18:49, archived)
# Slutty Mermaid, spotted off the Dorset coast last week
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:15, archived)
# and another

I have several more, but I think I will charge people to glance at their sluttyness like JJ does
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:15, archived)
# JJ runs a paysite??
Top stuff though toatsy
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:17, archived)
# he wanks for coins, does proper wrong stuff for high bids
the phrase "morally bankrupt" is just a picture of JJ in the dictionary
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:20, archived)
# Sounds like anyone with a job.
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:31, archived)
# ^this
[sigh]
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:47, archived)
# Haha
'wanks for coins'

I can imagine the mario coin sound everytime he 'makes a deposit'
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:33, archived)
# hahah @ limpet placement
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:18, archived)
# pipes are the new moustaches for girls
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:19, archived)
# :D
I like this one
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:20, archived)
# Somewhere Hans Christian Andersen is fapping.
EDIT: was going to do a Matrix/"Mr. [H.C.] Andersen" mashup, but couldn't be arsed.
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:22, archived)
# Apparently he wrote all his wanks down in his diary
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:26, archived)
# *rummages*
like this?

(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:30, archived)
# *inevitable*



(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 16:48, archived)
# Wowwwwwwwww
Did not know that. The only biographical tidbit I knew about him was that he wasn't so much a successful storyteller as he was a failed actor.
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:34, archived)
# it's really weird reading the term 'wank off' in a guardian article main copy
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:42, archived)
# The saucy siren...
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:25, archived)
# Rob?
Time for some Pearl Jam!
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:29, archived)
# Huzzah!
I'd "crash" on her "rocks", if you know what I mean, eh, eh.
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:23, archived)
# who doesn't love a quick scuppering
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:24, archived)
# *nudge nudge*
i'd batter her hull, if you know what i mean.

actually, how the fuck is that going to happen, she's clungeless.
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 13:17, archived)
# you have to chase down the other half
The one with the fishy upper body
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 13:18, archived)
# I guess so...
...the one with the pipe has already got a pearl necklace.
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 13:45, archived)
# Phwoar, hello Slutty Mermaid
Fancy a swim in my Silent Channel?
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:25, archived)
# filth
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:29, archived)
# Hah! Looks like someone I know... except, you know, without the tail.
The seaweed's still there though.
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:29, archived)
# ah so we're drawing slutty hedgeho..
mythical sea slappers now
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:54, archived)
# very nice
Is that seaweed or a used rubber thingy?
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:26, archived)
# Cor!
and all the attendant biological impossibilities aside, rather sexy.
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 16:36, archived)
# :-)
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 16:51, archived)
# Hmmmmmmmmmm......
Tastes of anchovy.....*click*
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 18:51, archived)
# would
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 20:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Aha, so it was an extra competitor in the 100m final

(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:09, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:11, archived)
# Pffft
*click*

B3ta is on fire today!
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:14, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:15, archived)
# now what ?
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 11:53, archived)
# In terms of scale
I wouldn't mind a Mars bar that big :D
*mutters* bloody fun-size bars...
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 11:57, archived)
# back in my day, a guy could get a reg'lr size for 15 cents
*spits*
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:06, archived)
# *slides spittoon in place*
DINNNG
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:12, archived)
# haha
good catch
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 13:18, archived)
# "Fun Size" is a lie.
It's like when they make something worse and call it "improved".
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:28, archived)
# haha so true
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Some pretty wild pics
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 11:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Heh :o)
So presumably that would make this the Gettysburg address?

www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/65077/1344248415/GettysburgImages.jpg
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 11:53, archived)
# Oooof!
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 11:58, archived)
# Pffft!
The world was literally sepia back then, you know...
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 11:58, archived)
# i like this
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:07, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:41, archived)
# Tintin Is Unwell, parte the laste...

Thanks to everyone for their nice comments along the way, thanks also to Drunken for inspiring me to do a second series :)
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 11:46, archived)
# And for the completists among you:
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 11:48, archived)
#
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 11:56, archived)
# Hehe
Literal lols ;)
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 11:59, archived)
# :)
*tintintin*
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:00, archived)
# ARF!
Love it,
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:07, archived)
# These
are great. Well done!
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:39, archived)
# ^ this
+ really
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:59, archived)
# Have a retrospective one of these for your efforts.
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 11:55, archived)
# What a nice wooyay you have there
Thank you squire :)
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:00, archived)
# for some reason it reminds me of spaced.
In 1994 while on weekend manoeuvres in France, I commandeered a Chieftain tank without permission of my immediate superiors. I then attempted to invade Paris. However, en route I stopped off at Disneyland, or Eurodisney as it was then called, and was subsequently apprehended on Space Mountain.

Do you have any explanation as to why you might have done this?

Well sir, at the time, I was suffering from serious emotional problems that had clearly affected my judgement. I had immersed myself in a fantasy world of my own creation and as a result I became very insular and uncommunicative.

Why do you think that was?

I dunno.
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:00, archived)
# How many of you are in there? 0_0
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:02, archived)
# Oh yes,
Wasn't there a tank in the last episode as well? (haven't seen Spaced since it was on TV...)
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:08, archived)
# I remember they borrow a tank to try and win the landlady back
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:18, archived)
# Ah, that'll be the one
I only have fleeting memories of my favourite bits.
I particularly like:
"Are you ready, Mike?"
"I was *born* ready, Tim."
"Yes, but are you ready *now*?"
Pause "Yeah."
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:28, archived)
# A fitting finale!
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:17, archived)
# Thanking yew
And remember, you're partly to blame for all this... ;)
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:26, archived)
# Care in the community with tanks
Yes :D
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:57, archived)
# C'mon, c'mon....
...do summat!
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:54, archived)
# hahahaha
superb
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:56, archived)
# Haha
excellent! I love the cartoon style glove

*click*
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:57, archived)
# Special ACME prodding glove :o)
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 11:19, archived)
# heh :D
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 11:14, archived)
# This threadrush has been fantastic :D
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 11:17, archived)
# hahahaha
So that's why it's called a probe!
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 11:17, archived)
# ^ this!
Fantabulas.
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 11:19, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 11:22, archived)
# Well this deserves a...
[click]
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 11:31, archived)
# yes!
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 11:35, archived)
# Hahaha!
*prods*
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 11:40, archived)
# Shake it shake it shake it, don't break it!
*clicker*
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 11:42, archived)
# hahaha
facehugger's gonna be in for a surprise.
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 11:48, archived)
# I see Curiosity was fitted with a specialised prodding glove. :D
Just woke up to the news it had successfully landed on Mars. What a year it's been for science so far.
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 11:50, archived)
# I wouldn't worry - I'm sure that the success has already been chalked up to the glory of God.
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 11:52, archived)
# "We at NASA are fully-committed to our mission"
"To explore the cosmos that surrounds us, and endeavour to understand all the questions it presents us with so that, one day, we WILL find where God is hiding, and we will slay him where he stands."
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:06, archived)
# CIA Most Wanted
- Beard
- In Hiding
- Religious
OMG! God is a terrorist!
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:29, archived)
# Sexeh!
:D
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:42, archived)
# Aardman meets Alien
a grand day out where no one can hear you scream
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 15:03, archived)
# lool
I like this :D
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 15:58, archived)
# Pfffft.
"Weebles wobble, but they don't fall down"....*click*
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 20:16, archived)
# hops upon band rover
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:31, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:33, archived)
# Bwahaha!
Proper lol XD
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:51, archived)
# Ah my rotoscoped kitty. Nicely done :D
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:05, archived)
# i couldn't remember if it was you who did it
now that i know for sure i will have to gaz you
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 13:10, archived)
# Hahaha!
I've been cracking smiles at all the Mars pics today, but this was the first laugh out loud one of them, good work!
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 13:38, archived)
# Well, you know what they say
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:12, archived)
# i heartily endorse this vision
"the chances of anything landing on marscats are a million to one, but still they come!"
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:14, archived)
# He waits, he watches...
oh.

*clicks*
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:22, archived)
# *intergalactic SPANG*
This is not going to endear us to the feline population of Mars
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:25, archived)
# Actually, Interplanetary SPANG
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:52, archived)
# awws
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:26, archived)
# stupid cats
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 11:14, archived)
# It squashed the ginger right out of him!
Now do the same to Catherine Tate.
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 11:34, archived)
# ????
why did the kitty change colour?
(, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 2:26, archived)
[challenge entry] It's rootin', tootin real, I tells yer!
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Dang son, that took me a minute! Darn great :)
You can't beat an old-fashioned...
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:23, archived)
# ah yes! back in my day, 'gay' meant happy!
*spits*

EDIT: this really did deserve its own thread, young whippersnapper
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:09, archived)
# :)
Lemon Party sounds like it would be some old-time American folksy thing as well. As in "Your maw and I met at a lemon party"
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Just weigh in with a quick one...
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:00, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:01, archived)
# Phwoar - she can straddle my pole etc etc
PS - ive seen this joke (in text form) spreading all over facebook today.
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:02, archived)
# Yeah I know there's no such thing as an original joke...
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:06, archived)
# like a mouse's ear
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:12, archived)
# Pffft!
Hope that's an accurate measurement!
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:24, archived)
# It was on twitter and so must be correct.
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:34, archived)
# Give or take a few billion metres
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:39, archived)
# At least they got
the flight and the landing in the same units this time.
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:45, archived)
# *Applauds Loudly*
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 11:02, archived)
# JPG!
How's it going comrade?
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 11:07, archived)
# Howdy Howdy Howdy!
I'm good thanks - all well with you?
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 11:18, archived)
# Aye. snowed under with work and hence spending far too much time on b3ta :o)
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 11:19, archived)
# BREAKING NEWS: LIVE FOOTAGE FROM MARS

First ever GIF, please be nice
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:53, archived)
# That's rather good for a first GIF
I still cant figure the buggers out
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:54, archived)
# Cheers
wasn't to sure myself until earlier, quite simple really
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:02, archived)
# 10/10, very good! :D
I didn't realise it was a Dwarf mission!


Click for bigger (36 kb)

(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:55, archived)
# brown dwarf!
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:55, archived)
# Oh that beautiful intro music from the early series
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:39, archived)
# nicely!
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:27, archived)
# Behind the curve as usual...
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:44, archived)
# Unimaginable terror!
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:48, archived)
# real footage of sky crane.
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:57, archived)
# water found on mars
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:32, archived)
# I've heard martians prefer the backstroke
is this true?
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:48, archived)

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