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# Got four of these in a row last week. I'm starting to wonder if they're trying to tell me something.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 0:54, archived)
# Tobacco Tax!
It's simply wonderful how much we pay
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 0:58, archived)
# Jackpot!
You have won beard cancer.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 20 Aug 2012, 1:00, archived)
# Wow that tumour has a head growing out it and looks like Johnny Depp
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 1:04, archived)
# It actually looks like the stake I cooked earlier
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 1:13, archived)
# Rare with mustard?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 20 Aug 2012, 1:14, archived)
# And ketchup
it was delicious
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 1:17, archived)
# That's the last time I let you babysit one of my snow leopard cubs, you heartless butcher!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 1:23, archived)
# She is an absolute beauty our lovely Nina

^CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 1:48, archived)
# Yay! :D
She's growing up fast, the scamp.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 1:58, archived)
# The trouble with images like these on packets of cigarettes is that it doesn't work ffs!
Look British Government the people who are seeing these images are people who have already bought the bloody cigarettes in the first place! They do not care, and showing them pictures like this is not putting them off it is actually desensitising them to it. But I suspect that is the whole intention - pretend to care about people killing themselves with cigarettes while making shit loads of revenue from the tax on cigarettes and also the bonus of fewer people to have to support via the state. let's face it the Government doesn't give a shit about people smoking their lives away!

/rant over
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 1:21, archived)
# I brought this up in a project I did a while ago in university.
Shock value is a very tricky thing to get right. I was doing research for an anti-fur campaign I was working on, and a lot of them were models holding up skinned animals, covered in blood, etc.
If I were in such a position in which I didn't care about fur farming, I don't think that would affect me. I'd be repulsed but I just wouldn't care.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 1:27, archived)
# I'd love to work on a campaign featuring me holding up skinned 'people' who work(ed) in advertising.
Perhaps recording a few of their agonised words of remorse before I abandoned them to the shifting desert sands.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 1:33, archived)
# Precisely.
If people who deal in the fur trade actually had any empathy for animals they wouldn't be in the fur trade to start with. The fact is they only see these animals as a commodity so it's a way of life and living for them - they have separated that part of their humanity away from the physical act of killing innocent animals.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 1:35, archived)
# Indeed.
I'd say that project was the most difficult one I've done so far, if only because of the research. It's a horrible, cruel and barbaric practice, and the so-called fashion designers that don't consider the fact that they're working with a murdered animal's skin, need to be educated on the matter.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 1:43, archived)
# ^
smoking their lives away
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:47, archived)
# Warning: Smoking causes corned beef.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 8:10, archived)
# have u seen the new panel
Image and video hosting by TinyPic

whats on you mind misus?
(harold shipmans surgery dances with patients, the wolves were on holiday, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 23:14, archived)
# Okay, so you've added a man cleaning a car.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 23:17, archived)
#
yes i figured it needed it?
(harold shipmans surgery dances with patients, the wolves were on holiday, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 23:30, archived)
# The question mark on the end there
implies you are looking for an answer
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 23:35, archived)
#
it appears i got one.
(harold shipmans surgery dances with patients, the wolves were on holiday, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 23:45, archived)
# High rising terminals are really fucking annoying?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 23:45, archived)
# Like, for reals?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 2:10, archived)
# A man wearing a nappy it would appear
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 23:34, archived)
# Ah, now it all makes sense.
*lies*
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 23:44, archived)
# Profiles were viewed. Confusion was encountered.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 23:46, archived)
# It appears someone has "issues"
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 0:01, archived)
# Sockpuppet
of the guy who used to beat up women for entertainment, tattood his face really badly, has now found God and is infinately more intelligent than any one of us. That's a summary.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 0:25, archived)
# For the record, this isn't the time to make a joke about female boxing, yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 0:32, archived)
# Meh,
knock yourself out Mu. Oh wait! See what I did there?
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 0:34, archived)
# Pow, right in the kisser :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 0:36, archived)
# fuckwank
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 0:21, archived)
# all kinds of
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 0:38, archived)
# jigga
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 0:49, archived)
# Cool cat
(herman:D, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 22:01, archived)
# hahahaha
wheeeee
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 19 Aug 2012, 22:13, archived)
# It's shite being scottish.
Blah blah Archie Gemmill easy for you to say Diane blah blah for all the good it's done me I might as well have stuck it up my arse blah blah killing younglings.
(billiepipersteeth, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 22:19, archived)
# Err...
Which way is the forwards?
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 19 Aug 2012, 22:20, archived)
#
Please reverse or I'll go mad. Mad. Mad. Maggie. Maggot. Maggot machine. Maggot machine nad maggot. Maggie's maggi mugnit. The magi. Hitler.
(sicone, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 22:24, archived)
#
This is a normal post
(sicone, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 22:24, archived)
# ahahaha
these never get old
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 22:21, archived)
# nice one
You can watch it for ages!
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 22:24, archived)
# Ha ha...Jedis are the coolest.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 22:27, archived)
# Jazz Jedis
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 22:39, archived)
# Miaow b 1 kino bee
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 22:31, archived)
# :)
The Jedi can spot daft felines
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 22:31, archived)
# This poor little bastard will be swingin'...
til he does a big JEDI KNIGHT on the floor.
Lol
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 22:34, archived)
# haha! & i'll have a mini milk while you're there please :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 22:34, archived)
# So THAT'S how Jedis open the freezer
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 22:38, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 22:40, archived)
# lol.....
the best one yet!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 23:01, archived)
# Cat's entertainment
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 23:57, archived)
# brilliant!!
its my favourite on of all time!!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Mon 20 Aug 2012, 0:12, archived)
# Hahahahahaha! Wow. I love this.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 0:23, archived)
# ^ all of the above
(minimalist ..., Mon 20 Aug 2012, 1:09, archived)
# I really want one of the cats to do this.
Wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 20 Aug 2012, 1:13, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(benzjie Abducting aliens since 1966, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 6:45, archived)
# Everybody loves a
swingin cat
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 9:49, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 9:49, archived)
# Win!
(I helped save b3ta! Cock BANNED from /talk, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:22, archived)
# Fridge magnet cat
is watching you chill
(I helped save b3ta! Nun The Wiser : My middle name's still RIS, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 19:38, archived)
# Its good enough to swear to...
I did and so did all my family.
(I helped save b3ta! racketear tired, stressed and happy, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 1:32, archived)
# I CAN'T STOP FUCKING WATCHING IT SEND HELP HAVENT EATEN IN 2 DAYS
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 9:39, archived)
# It's so hot, I'm so thirsty, if only I had THE GREATEST BEVERAGE YOU CAN BUY ON THIS PLANET!!!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 20:07, archived)
# It's so hot
ONLY BOILING PISS CAN DRIVE MY TEMPERATURE DOWN
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 20:10, archived)
# it should have a theme song to go with it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 20:15, archived)
# monkey beer boiling piss monkey piss boiling beer monkey beer boiling piss monkey piss boiling beer
the jingle is like a downbeat Cotton Eye Joe
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 20:17, archived)
# I think you can sing "Monkey Beer, Boiling Piss"
to this Rednex song.

Also, I can't click "I like this" enough.:)
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Sun 19 Aug 2012, 20:59, archived)
# THIS!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfRI_ITSsWo
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 20:20, archived)
# This has nothing to do with a possible theme tune, I just like it..
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVSIw2fDIzY
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 21:09, archived)
# Excellent :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqmZdLrLjrI

Something semi-relevant to above product. Sort of.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 21:26, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 22:39, archived)
# Can't listen
Without hearing monkey beer and boiling piss.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 21:10, archived)
# Then my work is done!
And by work, I mean, linking a track I heard on South Park.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 21:13, archived)
# This and ANY planet!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 20:22, archived)
# MONKEY BOILING BEER PISS!?
I WANT TO FUCKING BUY THIS!?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 20:31, archived)
# me too !?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 0:00, archived)
# Dear Mr. Toast,
Are girls allowed to drink Monkey Beer™ Boiling Piss™?
Lots of love,
Michael Ellis
P.S. you cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 20:43, archived)
# as with previous monkey beer products, it's not for ladies
www.waspbox.com/gallery/mb.htm

There are however mutterings of a future Monkey Beer Hot Cum product which may be better designed for the feminine tastes
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 20:51, archived)
# I dispute this
and will see you in court, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 21:40, archived)
# I see you're a cold cum kinda gal
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 21:42, archived)
# I didn't make the rules
You need to take it up with Mssrs Duke of Prunes and Waspbox
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 21:42, archived)
# An argument
with those two might just be the most surreal experience a person could have.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 0:47, archived)
# These "rules" as you call them
were handed down by a higher power many centuries in the future. only the Duke of Prunes, with his personal internal hole in the space-time continuum can communicate with this power and he can only pass on the words via a series of clicks and giggles.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 17:23, archived)
# Maybe I don't want your stupid monkey beer anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 22:15, archived)
# It's not mine, I'm merely continuing the advertising campaign
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 22:17, archived)
# My thirst has been quenched just looking at this picture!
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 20:51, archived)
# mmmm Boilng Pies :D
i'm *almost glad it's not for me!
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 20:55, archived)
# ONLY?
To each his own.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 20:58, archived)
# Superb stuff :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 20:59, archived)
# I hadn't realised how thirsty I was until I saw this.
Thanks, HappyToast!!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 21:19, archived)
# very cool
right im off
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 21:22, archived)
# B3ta is saved!
Now we need yiffer lazorz.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 19 Aug 2012, 21:23, archived)
# Fantastic! But.... What happens when you mix them together...?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 21:42, archived)
# Carlsberg.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 21:46, archived)
#
fosters
(herman:D, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 21:53, archived)
# Good call!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 21:58, archived)
# WooYaY Hot PiSS :D
(herman:D, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 21:45, archived)
# OT ER?
I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 21:53, archived)
# Monkey Beer™ now in glorious full spinny HD
:D
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 21:56, archived)
# 1. this makes me want to drink hot piss
4. profit
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 21:59, archived)
# Boiling hot monkey beer piss for everyone forever and ever and ever, ahem.
(Damien Hurts just forgot a really good idea, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 22:16, archived)
# It's not for everyone though
That's been made quite clear
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 23:04, archived)
# Damn their eyes - Monkey beer for Women I say what's the worse that can happen? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 1:03, archived)
# This is only the beginning
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 17:26, archived)
# Dir sirs,
Is Boiling Piss suitable for the wimmins?
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 22:44, archived)
# Monkey Beer it's not for Hobbits
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 0:51, archived)
# At last!
Monkey BeerTM Boiling Piss comes to market, a mere 5,000 years in development.

I for one am delighted with this new offering from the Monkey Beer stable.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 17:09, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 17:31, archived)
# Politics!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 18:55, archived)
# Poignant
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 19:05, archived)
# Ha, nice.
Though Tony might be a total dick as well, you never know.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 19:17, archived)
# haha, yeah, maybe that's why his family are so 'supportive'
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 19:19, archived)
# Just smack him with a brick and get it over with, I say.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 19:22, archived)
# lol - you and your autocomplete!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 19:29, archived)
# Yeh hard to tell - he don't say much.
(billiepipersteeth, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 19:55, archived)
# This is a rather cunning bit of Venn
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 19:36, archived)
# I don't know what you just said, but it sounds like filth!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 19:40, archived)
# Pedantichrist will be frothing at the mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 19:57, archived)
# Venn diagrams trigger his seizures
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 19:58, archived)
# You're filth
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 19:57, archived)
# Z:=( everyone is mean to me
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 20:20, archived)
# Thx, I was going to put billipipersteeth,
but not everyone would know or care who he was.

So I went with Thatcher.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 20:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 21:24, archived)
# Ha ha ha. Immense.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 21:43, archived)
# I enjoyed this. Thank you.
(billiepipersteeth, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 22:16, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 22:16, archived)
# Also fabulous.
I used to live in Wells. Never again.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 22:24, archived)
# Is that the Sun Well from World of Warcraft?
if so how many nerd points did I score?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 1:07, archived)
# +10xp
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 3:19, archived)
# ^rather :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 21:30, archived)
# This is the sort of typical dross I'd expect from an ill-educated working class Spaz-Packing Fucknugget (TM).
Beardy weirdy leftie - I bet you smell of your own grandmother's poopie.
(billiepipersteeth, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 19:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 18:11, archived)
# *waits for techno*
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 18:12, archived)
#
^ this
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 18:56, archived)
# Amazing
I watched/listened to that for far longer than was strictly necessary.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 19:37, archived)
# Oonce is never enough :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 21:03, archived)
# *pumps up the jam*
*pumps it up*
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 18:13, archived)
# This beef is... ...this beef is...
I'm so, so sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 18:14, archived)
# OVO LACTO TECHNO TECHNO
OVO LACTO TECHNO TECHNO
OVO LACTO TECHNO TECHNO
BEEF BEEF BEEF BEEF
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 18:18, archived)
# You should put it on a plate that's tectonic!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 18:19, archived)
# That is
hard to draw.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 18:22, archived)
# Beefs
Has pissed itself
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 18:19, archived)
# When they run clear, you know it's cooke
d
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 18:22, archived)
# Urgh
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 18:24, archived)
# Kitty needs longer
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 18:30, archived)
# Haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 18:32, archived)
# Beef Juice
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 18:23, archived)
# Had this in my head for a while. Obviously not much time or brain.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 18:05, archived)
# Hehehe :)
He looks incredibly dainty for a fat man, like an obese ballerina.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 18:08, archived)
# "Take yer hand off yer hip, people'll talk!" - Andy Hodgson
I like how they've decorated that machine with a lampshade. Very homely.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 18:15, archived)
# haha, he looks a little thicker
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 18:17, archived)
# haha! never thought
that would be possible :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 21:33, archived)
# Hello b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 17:32, archived)
# Ahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 17:32, archived)
# deploy the T1000....
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 17:38, archived)
# A classic spang!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 17:59, archived)
# ^This
(herman:D, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 21:47, archived)
# Spang spang SPAAAANG
Also: this is what the kids from The Game Of Life board game look like all grown up.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 17:41, archived)
# Poor kids!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 18:01, archived)
# Those three colours in the top right of each frame
is what you see if you look very closely at a Russian TV
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 17:41, archived)
# Or maybe it's like the black and white bars we have in the corner before the adverts?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 17:58, archived)
# Black and white bars
Are what they had in the deep south before the sixties.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 17:59, archived)
# *ba dum TISH*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 18:04, archived)
# Except when they were in Technicolor
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 18:05, archived)
# Ah, you've caught me out on a technicolourty
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 18:23, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 17:42, archived)
# One does not simply walk into Mir door.
'cos there's no gravity
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 18:05, archived)
# There is plenty of gravity, given it's in pieces at the bottom of the South Pacific
Still hard to walk into a door though
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# Haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 18:21, archived)
# Ahem!
free fall.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 18:34, archived)
# You win this time, pedan't!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 18:37, archived)
# nnnggh!
as heard in the somewhat fictional voice of Lev Andropov :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 21:41, archived)
# OOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFF
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 23:23, archived)
#
(Blip https://ello.co/simonelevator, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 15:58, archived)
# A salty dog!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 16:02, archived)
# it'll never outsell Boiling Piss
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 16:09, archived)
# It's like pop corn.
You either like salty of boiling piss.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 16:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 16:41, archived)
# Nutritious o_O
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 18:22, archived)
# ha! prefer mine on scones
with jam :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 21:35, archived)
# *deep breath...*
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 15:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 15:50, archived)
# Hahaha
the perfect accompaniment :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 16:01, archived)
# Eurgh
no
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 19 Aug 2012, 17:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 15:59, archived)
# You little stirrer...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 16:01, archived)
# 'burns cottage'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 19 Aug 2012, 17:26, archived)
# Kerspang :D
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 17:52, archived)
# Pfft
:)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 18:22, archived)
[challenge entry] He won't like it up 'im


/relurks
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 15:17, archived)
# I love a double whammy!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 15:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 14:52, archived)
# No Stairway to Heaven?
Denied!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 14:55, archived)
# Party on, Wayne!
edit: R.I.P. b3ta !
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 15:20, archived)
# is b3ta still dead then?
(party on, garth)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 15:33, archived)
# b3ta will never die... because b3ta was never born!
(schwing)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 15:38, archived)
# It was an abortion that survived, and breast-fed by rob back to health.
Now it's dead. Killed by Yiffers and overbearing little dogs, such as PedroHin, HappyToast, and Moggy.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 15:42, archived)
# dog?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 15:45, archived)
# :D/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 16:00, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 15:47, archived)
# XD/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 16:00, archived)
# You said Moggy twice
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 19 Aug 2012, 16:00, archived)
# Ha ha (never go away) :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 16:03, archived)
# Only 11 years old.
The coffin was very tiny... :'(
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 15:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 15:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 16:02, archived)
# ilikethis
(herman:D, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 21:47, archived)
# o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 22:50, archived)
# netbook fingerpainting brings you

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 14:52, archived)
# This has to be your first post with out a willy!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 14:54, archived)
# I couldn't find an uncensored pic
and I've only got paint.net on my netbook so couldn't draw one back in
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 14:58, archived)
# Hahaha, that wasn't a minute!
Looking at the Beeb it seems he's got a crew-cut now, not nearly as foppish...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 14:54, archived)
# *burns embassy*
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 19 Aug 2012, 19:21, archived)
#
(MrGiggleBollocks less giggle, more bollocks, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 14:43, archived)
# Pfft, metric punnage!
Ska tissue that I wish you saw...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 14:55, archived)
# 1980's lolz
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 14:58, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 19 Aug 2012, 15:25, archived)
# heh
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 16:57, archived)
# Haha ... and wiping of said groin can result in skank tissue
(DingoChavez I will be good. I will be good., Sun 19 Aug 2012, 17:21, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sun 19 Aug 2012, 19:47, archived)
# Well good morrow b3ta peeps. How the devil are ya?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 14:08, archived)
# RG!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 14:39, archived)
# It's our day soon!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 14:53, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 15:31, archived)
# How are you're lil doggie these days?:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 16:36, archived)
# not so little anymore.....

(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 16:46, archived)
# Arse to mouth then?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 17:35, archived)
# Sequence 7
The Canine Centipede!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 18:34, archived)
# ASSANGE IS AS GOOD AS ARREST
(clever wording, I know, cheers)
Also, no more 30-degree days please! They make me droop.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 14:52, archived)
# FREE BAG PUSSY RIOT!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 11:58, archived)
#
i got yer веселый влагалище, right here bub!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 13:48, archived)
# I never pay for my pusses
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 14:17, archived)
# Morning, but only just


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(MAD ADE I feel old all of a sudden, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 11:42, archived)
# DAMN YOU VILE WOMAN!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 19 Aug 2012, 14:24, archived)
# A Morning Logan for you
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 10:26, archived)
# You can't fool me with that disguise Mr Banana Man
nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 10:41, archived)
# This is ace.
Have a Mr Fantastic.

(saves a new thread - Superhero Sunday? :D)
(cactusrob, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 10:54, archived)
# :-D
Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 13:27, archived)
#


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(benzjie Abducting aliens since 1966, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 9:57, archived)
# I used to be an Olympian like you, but then I took an arrow in the knee.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 9:59, archived)
# gods be praised
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 10:22, archived)
# I always liked to think of him saying
"Goth's be praised" ;)
(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 10:43, archived)

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