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# I am not a crook
(, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 3:22, archived)
# There can be no whitewash, in the White House.
(, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 3:24, archived)
# points for creative, comma placement
(, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 3:33, archived)
# I was thinking of his vocal delivery.
He was keen on placing pauses, before phrases, to add emphasis.
I think he did it in place of telling the truth.
(, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 3:49, archived)
# yes but did he do the Gordon Brown goldfish move?
that was patentable...
(, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 3:52, archived)
# More importantly,
did Gordon Brown have a shopping mantra?
(, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 6:55, archived)
# *whizz hands*
(, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 10:44, archived)
# Are you implying that there really is whitewash, in the whitehose?
(, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 9:10, archived)
# *permission to barf sir*
too late
(, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 3:44, archived)
# Going to bed
Don't the last 3 or 4 presidents have outstanding war crimes charges in one part of the world or another.

Edit: Not to mention Bliar
(, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 4:15, archived)
# And Donald Rumsfeld. And Henry Kissinger.
Yay, I found something I've been looking for for ages.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeB18CEtlx0
(, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 5:14, archived)
#
(, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 5:14, archived)
# SOMEBODY STOP THIS CRAZY THING
(, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 5:21, archived)
# HEY!
(, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 5:55, archived)
# oh man that makes me want to party so fucking hard
(, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 7:34, archived)
# Tireless.
(, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 10:07, archived)
#
(, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 0:38, archived)
# Nicely.
(, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 0:41, archived)
#

clickenstobigens ~80KB
(, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 1:48, archived)
# :D
 

 
(, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 7:34, archived)
# Good nightmares, chillun'....
chillun'....
(, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 0:19, archived)
# jeez
what's wrong with you tonight?
(, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 0:23, archived)
#
* Goes to bed to rest weary brain... *
(, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 0:26, archived)
#
(, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 0:31, archived)
# reminds of this delicacy:
(, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 0:37, archived)
# dear jesus fuck
and i need to sleep now :(
(, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 0:37, archived)
# Sexeh.
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 23:35, archived)
# :(
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 23:45, archived)
# Ooooh yeah, grief wank!
grief wank!
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 23:47, archived)
# Ha! Ha!
Vinegar strokes...
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 23:50, archived)
# is it Kate topless?
..can't see proper without me glasses
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 23:51, archived)
# Do you know, Elvis, I believe that it is..
Yes, it is, by George...well spotted, Sir.
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 23:55, archived)
#
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 23:07, archived)
# What's going on here then?
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 23:50, archived)
#
Just Practicing....
(, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 2:00, archived)
#
awesome gif
(, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 10:59, archived)
# Yeah, let them get on with it ,railcat.
(, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 0:01, archived)
# to me ... to you..





(inspired by popular /links post :D)
www.b3ta.com/links/My_shopping_mantra_is_simple
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 23:02, archived)
# I am watching this, waiting to see who wins
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 23:12, archived)
# me too..
.. and i made it!...


it's exiting!


... i wonder who it will be?
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 23:14, archived)
# it's leaving?
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 23:30, archived)
# Kittens love skateboards
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 23:29, archived)
# indeed

(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 23:38, archived)
# Oh fuck yeah!
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 23:39, archived)
# I like this
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 23:54, archived)
# Yeah but
over 400.
(, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 2:16, archived)
# Hahaha
baby yoda
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 23:59, archived)
# That'll get the wrinkles out!

(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 22:51, archived)
# COR!
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 22:53, archived)
# hahaha..
harsh!
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 23:02, archived)
# hahaha, MP's special.
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 23:43, archived)
# YUM
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 22:28, archived)
# he'll need some sort of antacid to get rid of that nasty looking heartburn
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 22:29, archived)
# he's also spilled some on his hands, i think
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 22:31, archived)
# traaannsssmute :D
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 22:34, archived)
# a speechless ladyboy?
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 22:35, archived)
# hmmm..
too much beard going on for that
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 22:37, archived)
# Is it Saviour-y?
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 22:37, archived)
# hahah
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 22:39, archived)
# Might I receive my spanging now, please?
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 22:41, archived)
#
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 22:44, archived)
# woo!
that's ace
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 22:46, archived)
# *Rolls undercrackers down and eyes up*
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 22:47, archived)
# Suddenly I can't see your pics.
I wonder what's going on. Waaaaaaah!
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 22:45, archived)
# are you using a proxy?
i've disabled hotlinking so they only show on b3ta.com or www.b3ta.com
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 22:46, archived)
# I have no idea what a proxy is.
But the pic shows up on the first link. I'm still on that trifle b3ta thing. Maybe that's the prob.

Today is Jesus day! Yay.
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 22:56, archived)
# cool
a proxy would be something like
trifle.b3ta.com/board/
or
jelly.b3ta.com/board/

i think
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 23:01, archived)
# That's a cracking tattoo hes got.
(, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 0:01, archived)
# he's either the one in Kings of Leon or
that one out of Hanson.

(woo btw)
(, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 3:43, archived)
#
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 22:11, archived)
# YOU ARE KILLING B3TA
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 22:12, archived)
# My shopping mantra is simple
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 22:19, archived)
# Jump up, jump back
Well I think you've got the knaaack woooahwooah
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 22:24, archived)
# Now that you can do it
come on let's make a chain now...
(, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 2:16, archived)
# WARNING...
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 22:28, archived)
# domo arigato, mr roboto
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 22:28, archived)
# fisting for glory
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 22:39, archived)
# big fish
..big fish
..big fish
..big fish
..big fish
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 22:39, archived)
#
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 22:57, archived)
#




(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 23:18, archived)
# Wow!!!!!!!!!!! Very nice.
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 23:29, archived)
#
the beatles have split up!
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 23:30, archived)
# Wow!!!!!!! Even Nicer!
except for that missing corner : (
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 23:31, archived)
# it's not missing on my monitor, try zooming out
or don't - I'll prolly delete it in a minute, I just wanted to see if I could use pedro's gif without copying it
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 23:34, archived)
# Keep it! It makes the people happy! : )
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 23:36, archived)
# oops - too late
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 23:37, archived)
# Now I have the urge to kill John Lennon


Edit: hahaha you cock
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 23:33, archived)
# Better late than never.
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 23:35, archived)
# Never put off until tomorrow what can be done today
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 23:44, archived)
# that makes me want to write a tedious book about teenage ennui in mid-20th century usa
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 23:35, archived)
#
It was a warm summer morning when Scrotie McBoogerballs awoke to find his [censored] He took a [censored] He then grabbed his dog's [censored] Walking out of his house he spotted the bloodiest pus-covered [censored] He immediately stuck up his infected ba-

[100 pages censored]

That was all long ago in some brief lost spring, in a place that is no more. In that hour the vag frogs begin and the scent off Scrotie's infected anus becomes its strongest.
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 23:43, archived)
# I thought all JD's papers were burned on his funeral pyre.
Where did you get that from?
(, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 0:01, archived)
# A few scattered notes and a couple of complete novels were salvaged by his housekeeper
She replaced them with toilet paper.


The Poop That Took A Pee Chapter 1:
Douglas had to poop. His butt was all stinky because he had to poop so badly. There was a gross woman named Rebecca who was sunbathing all naked, and she was fat. Douglas walked up to her and said, "I need to poop." "Okay," Rebecca replied, "I like poop." Douglas squatted down over the fat sunbathing lady and went poop. The poop sat there on Rebecca's boobs looking like a wiener.


[pages censored]

"Why are we here?" Douglas cried as poop came out his wiener, in a long, thin strip. It was... wiener poop, which is the grossest poop of all.

The pee he got on the woman's leg, and she screamed, pooping out her boobs. And so when the pee got mixed with the poop, it smelled like a butt.

[pages censored]

And the poop and the pee lived happily every after. The end.
(, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 0:08, archived)
# That's beautiful and haunting. It will live with me forever.
If only he'd published more while he was alive :(
(, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 0:23, archived)
# I think South Park have released everything there was left :(
(, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 0:32, archived)
# This messes with my head.
'clicked'
(, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 0:04, archived)
# agmjklwg
(, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 0:33, archived)
# This makes my brain hurt and my eyes water.
MOAR!
(, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 10:48, archived)
# Voices told me to make this.
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 22:01, archived)
# I once had a dream of a cross pogoing through a field to the tune of Paganini's Capriccio 24
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 23:40, archived)
# I woke up at 3am last night, laughing, with this image in my head.
Also, I went to Youtube to listen to the Paganini piece, and I'm glad I did. Here's one of the comments-



Is there sheep music for this or did you learn this by ear?
(, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 0:27, archived)
# let's all draw some fish!
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 21:02, archived)
# It's not a fish, but...
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 21:05, archived)
# no
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 21:05, archived)
# come on...
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 21:08, archived)
# Oh, okay.
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 21:14, archived)
# yeaahhhh!
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 21:16, archived)
# There is
a time and a plaice for fish drawings.
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 21:05, archived)
# Here's some fish names for anyone else wanting to do a fish pun:
African glass catfish
African lungfish
Aholehole
Airbreathing catfish
Airsac catfish
Alaska blackfish
Albacore
Alewife
Alfonsino
And that's probably enough
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 21:19, archived)
# Coney Island white fish?
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 21:22, archived)
# Ok. I added that. Is it a real fish?
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 21:28, archived)
# No it's a condom.
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 21:29, archived)
# haha, nice
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 21:33, archived)
# yes please, battered with chips.
cuntfuls of vinegar, ta.
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 21:26, archived)
# Very nice unit of measure! Might vary a bit though. : )
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 21:28, archived)
# Thanks, I've been looking all over for that
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 21:28, archived)
# I like fish
Burma danio if I could eat a whole one.
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 21:34, archived)
# is it now?
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 21:20, archived)
# Yeah. I reckon.
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 21:26, archived)
# Negative fish is negative
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 22:25, archived)
# here's one
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 21:27, archived)
# dunno what the fuck's wrong with my graphics tablet
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 21:28, archived)
# :D
xxx
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 21:28, archived)
# oi endorse this post..feesh!
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 21:34, archived)
# have another
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 21:48, archived)
# YARG
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 21:53, archived)
#
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 21:51, archived)
# I can't draw
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 21:52, archived)
# another
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 21:56, archived)
# Fishion!
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 23:57, archived)
# Too late. No-one's reading this thread any more.
Nicely done, though :)
(, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 0:09, archived)
# You read it!
:D
(, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 4:12, archived)
# thank you for your contribution.
:)
(, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 7:27, archived)
# Sorry it's him again

but I quite like this
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 20:57, archived)
#
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 21:03, archived)
# !
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 21:17, archived)
# I Love This!
(, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 2:11, archived)
# ...
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 22:27, archived)
# soz and that
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 20:22, archived)
# I don't get it. Is the horse's name bullseye?

(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 20:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Why so angry, Hulk?
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 20:18, archived)
# Pfft.
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 20:20, archived)
# snigger!
no shaving shame will get us all one day!
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 20:24, archived)
# that's quite amazing
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 20:58, archived)
# Thanks
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 21:03, archived)
# Incredible would be more appropriate.
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 21:12, archived)
# haha
I like the head wobble the best.

More than his vagina, which doesn't compute!
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 21:07, archived)
# Originally he had a tiny penis, but it didn't look right.
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 21:12, archived)
# ...
incredibly amazing.
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 21:28, archived)
# Cheers
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 21:37, archived)
# ooo ripped :D
surprised he doesn't wax all over tho
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 22:11, archived)
# Haha!
brilliant animation.
(, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 9:08, archived)
# zebranomics 101
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 20:06, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 20:21, archived)
# happy zebra is happy
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 20:26, archived)
# mustapha bin dun
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 19:26, archived)
# heeeyyyy
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 19:35, archived)
# And on the seventh AAY!
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 19:47, archived)
# old one
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 19:52, archived)
# I see an elephant, an owl and two cocks.
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 20:49, archived)
# F L U S H !
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 18:35, archived)
# Well your toilet went crazy yesterday afternoon....................................
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 18:46, archived)
# yeah......
it's (a) shithouse!
i tried to flush a tampooooon!
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 18:56, archived)
# This great information cost me half a week's pay...
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 19:27, archived)
# Loud flushing. The world needs more of it.
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 19:02, archived)
# He looks so
pissed off!
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 19:06, archived)
# lol
and that was ALL pre-flush attitude!
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 19:09, archived)
# Silly toilet
Kittens is not foods
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 19:12, archived)
# Hahaha
That'll stop the little bastard from shitting on my herb garden
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 19:15, archived)
# dont blame the kitties!
it was me all along!
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 19:25, archived)
# Well, the sonic cat scarer seems to work on you then :D
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 20:29, archived)
# !
shit fertilise

Some people are so ungrateful.
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 20:54, archived)
# ^this :D
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 22:13, archived)
# This happens to me all the time
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 19:21, archived)
# /o\ nooooo
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 20:55, archived)
#
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 22:14, archived)
# Parp
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 18:13, archived)
# & Toot!
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 18:40, archived)
# well I like it
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 20:37, archived)
#

(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 21:20, archived)
# comedian David Feldman did something like that on a t-shirt ages ago.
not animated, but it did say "Pull My Finger"
(, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 21:55, archived)

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