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(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:01, archived)

hahaha!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:03, archived)

genu-massive LOL

Fucking outstanding

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:05, archived)

cheers

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:15, archived)

Biggest laugh ive had in weeks

I knew what was coming as soon as i saw the first frame :-D

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:17, archived)

Makes as much sense as anything else in that film

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:05, archived)

~~as much as~~ much more than

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:11, archived)

woo yay hoopla

... now if it had been a can of cold fresh monkey beer, perhaps it would have been a better film

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:05, archived)

also

some of the dialogue and the acting could have been a bit better...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:10, archived)

i was going to go for monkey beer

it was a hard decision.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:16, archived)

I think you make the right one...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:19, archived)

Hahahaha!

Is this the 'alternative' beginning on the dvd?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:16, archived)

yeah

you inly get it if you buy the dvd from tesco

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:30, archived)

Hahahaha

Brilliant =]

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Frogbeat, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:17, archived)

I had no idea Dr Manhattan drank monkey beer

(quintsy, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:34, archived)

Brill!

I liked the film. All those people who are asking why they created humanity only to want to wipe it out again just need to take an objective look at what a bunch of tossers we've become.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:41, archived)

Humankind were spawned from vomit, and the engineers invented Tesco Value Lager for this purpose.

Happy lighthouse day, sir.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:47, archived)

Candles!!!

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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:49, archived)

Candlewounds!

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:59, archived)

Fanks all :o)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:33, archived)

You're on fucking fire!

I thought it looked brilliant, but as a narrative it was a fucking mess

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:40, archived)

This is brilliant

proper ha ha ha clickage

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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:49, archived)

Far better than the film!

Top work!

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:44, archived)

Ha ha ha

Cool.

(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 12:00, archived)

For me, it was the fact the engineers looked like this, not with the trunk kinda thing like the fossil in Alien.

Instead, it turned out to be some sort of mask. They could have looked so much more interesting than this.

Oh, umm... very good! *clicks*

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 12:48, archived)

Apart from the fact that there were only two decent characters in the film, I enjoyed it.

I think folk were expecting an alien film, and were disappointed.
Also, woo!

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 16:08, archived)

Hahaha! Great.

I love this.
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 2:40, archived)

Morning chaps and chapettes!

*heads to kettle*

EDIT Ooo candles! Yay!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 9:51, archived)

hippy bathday

and woo

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 9:52, archived)

Ta Prof!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 9:59, archived)

hey - forget about it, it's the least I could do...

[SUPPORT INDEPENDENT COFFEE SHOPS]

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:03, archived)

However, I do love the new Costa advert

inversely to how much I love the Asda pizza advert

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:29, archived)

nicely

i wouldn't give the cunt my money though.

happy b3taday

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 9:53, archived)

you can't - like - own money dude...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 9:55, archived)


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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 9:55, archived)

yay ta:o)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:41, archived)

yay Candles!

In honour of your relentless objective of horse-rolling the entire world...

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:04, archived)

Base slander, sir, base slander.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:15, archived)

*checks for links*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:30, archived)

I think they've even taken the Aussie site down now...

:o(

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:35, archived)

web.archive.org/web/20050404002951/http://www.deagostini.co.uk/ilovehorses/

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:44, archived)

Hurrah and congrats!

Wasn't there footage of him wearing a Starbucks apron (for some reason) on HIGNFY the other day?

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:06, archived)

Yeah - sort of what made me think of this.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:39, archived)

I found it baffling and a little unsettling

I'm glad some good came of it

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:07, archived)

Mery day of candlenessmasses :)

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:06, archived)

Chrz

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:51, archived)

I'm sure it's just an algal bloom

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 8:50, archived)

*uses the special cream*

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 9:25, archived)

BLOODY FUCKBALLS

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 9:37, archived)

I try to make cute pictures and then it all goes fucking sideways

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 9:49, archived)

great

now I'm aroused...!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 9:52, archived)

I suppose I'll have to get a vat of blood

for next months sexy time with Mrs. UnderCover...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 9:56, archived)

of course that's going to require a me to ramp up the mudering

to be able to get enough blood to fill a vat...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 9:57, archived)

you've put me off my meatballs in the fridge

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 9:52, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 4:21, archived)

why did you add the santa hat mofaha? it is not even christmas

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 4:23, archived)

Never mind that.

How many shopping days to Kwanzaa?

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 23 Oct 2012, 4:25, archived)

Jim'll fix it so that every day is christmas

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 4:28, archived)

THE EYES THE EYES

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 4:29, archived)

He's frightened to close them because they'll glue up

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 4:30, archived)

the cold jizz eyes of a killer

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 4:36, archived)

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 4:36, archived)

My grandson could have seen this

My GRANDSON

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 5:22, archived)

Btw has anyone seen my jizz?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 5:29, archived)

he fucked dead bodies

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 9:53, archived)

Ooh! Eeh! Aah! Aah!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 4:15, archived)

GET IT TOGETHER TYRONE

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 4:19, archived)

Hahaha

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 4:21, archived)

AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 4:34, archived)

Acting like a dumb cow near clingfilm III

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 5:23, archived)

DA FUNK

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 4:52, archived)

I've had The Force Lightning shoot out of my hips once

I didn't like it

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 5:22, archived)

WOAH! EEH! AAH! AHHHHH!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qh-AG3brrkM

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 9:00, archived)

come'ere u squirrley little fuck!!!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 2:34, archived)

HAHAHAHAhahaha!...

Love Your Stuff!

(SpiteClassic, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 2:41, archived)

FUCK

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 2:42, archived)

More slippery than a Mitt Romney.

I can't tell if it's a cat or a goat.

SLIPPERY GOATCAT!

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 2:44, archived)

CATAROUND

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 2:54, archived)

That Darn Cat

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 3:06, archived)

YOU WENT THERE

This really should be fp'd

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 3:07, archived)

cat bollocks are never front-paged

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 3:10, archived)

I think we all need to work to change that

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 3:11, archived)

TOTAL HELL

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 3:15, archived)

Fuck this is fantastic.

'clicks'

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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 3:19, archived)

NEVER AGAIN

NEVER AGAIN

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 23 Oct 2012, 9:31, archived)

Christ

Amazing

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:43, archived)

Happens all the time.

{:-)

Round,round,round,round,I get around...

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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 3:20, archived)

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 4:15, archived)

aaaaaaaaaaahhahhahhah

your plastic pal who's fun to be with

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 4:16, archived)

das überweasel

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 4:29, archived)

Hahahahaha

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:42, archived)

YaaY! Someone New To Pick On!

(SpiteClassic, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 2:25, archived)

lance armstrong recommends bum steriods

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 3:10, archived)

NOT ON DRUGS AT ALL

NO DRUGS HERE

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 3:13, archived)

That Is Right!

Here at b3ta no one condones the use of drugs or alcohol =)

(SpiteClassic, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 3:44, archived)

I'm home with a fever, that's my excuse

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 4:15, archived)

Hahaha

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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 3:20, archived)

Wasn't that a bow wow wow song?

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 12:10, archived)

Sat musing over what Alex Salmond will do post-referendum.

I don't think there's any alternative option for him if he brings shame upon himself and his party.

(SM46272845, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 1:46, archived)

Hi DON'T DELETE <img src="http://www.b3tards.com/u/e0da2df6b340ce98c16b/harikari.jpg" />

edit in this link over here ^ and everything will be rainbows. I like rainbows.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 1:47, archived)

Thank you very much! Teething troubles after my 3 year lurk-athon.

(SM46272845, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 1:56, archived)

Come back, post more, don't delete next time :D

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 2:03, archived)

Glorious success!

I also optimised it below 100k for you. Still images should be under 100k if possible, unless you're a regular. Then you can usually get away with murder. Have you ever go away with murder? I almost did but they caught me but I escaped and am now living under a bridge with Clinderwhip my fairy friend living off moss and the occasional used teabag which floats past.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 1:51, archived)

I can't get away with murder :(

Maybe I'm not regular enough and should eat more prunes.

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boris the spider, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 8:56, archived)

Got there in the end!

I suspect the image resizer didn't like some of the .png settings you used. .jpg is usually the best format to go for.

And woo! Nice lurk/first post.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 1:52, archived)

.jpg is the best unless it's .gif which is awesome unless you need .png

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 1:53, archived)

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 1:57, archived)

5 fucking kilobytes?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 2:01, archived)

That's why it's the best.

You get more for your pixels.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 2:02, archived)

FUCH YOU

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 2:07, archived)

18k, cmon punk, beat 18k.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 2:12, archived)

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 2:17, archived)

lol scale fail

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 2:20, archived)

*Scoffs at your rubbish shade of red*

My bmp can handle reds properly.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 2:12, archived)

Well if you insist.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 2:19, archived)

jpgs win.

Pah.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 2:25, archived)

NO - I AM GIF WIZARD! FEAR MY GIF!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 2:38, archived)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 2:20, archived)

This.. this is not the best burger I have ever tasted

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 0:48, archived)

fuckburger -- the cornerstone of any nutricious breakfast

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 0:49, archived)

www.marriedtothesea.com/091412/fucker-burger.gif

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 0:54, archived)

Haha!!!! That is one small man with one large fire hose.

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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 1:19, archived)

It's the only qualification you need to get into the fire department

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 5:29, archived)

ONE BY ONE WE WILL TAKE YOU

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 1:42, archived)

Well, that's tonight's nightmares sorted, thanks.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 1:54, archived)

you know what they say, when you find something you like, hammer it into the ground until everyone's fucking sick of it

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 2:20, archived)

Anyone wanna see the type of Fall Fashions joke I like?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 3:14, archived)

make it work, mofaha, make it work

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 3:20, archived)

w00w!!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 2:21, archived)

WOM

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 23 Oct 2012, 9:34, archived)

Hahahahahaha! Amazing!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 2:36, archived)

here's what momma thinks of your fucking card games

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 2:18, archived)

mom's dirty secret comes to light

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 2:46, archived)

she beats them unconscious with it, every night

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 3:04, archived)

Teh Gush!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 8:35, archived)

pistol packin' momma

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 8:51, archived)

FREE THE FRYING PAN 2

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 0:50, archived)

Nice!!!!!!! The fuck burger special please!

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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 1:17, archived)

that'll be two seventy five, now shit off with your fucking burger

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 1:47, archived)

Excuse me?

There's no fuckions on it.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 2:00, archived)

this way for complaints

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 3:03, archived)

Thank you I think : (

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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 2:16, archived)

bonking british children

(acidtrash, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 23:53, archived)

well done - you did a Savile joke

Your website is broken, btw.

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4Q just lurking, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 23:54, archived)

bothering belming childs

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 23:54, archived)

In Soviet Russia, candy gives YOU to paedophiles.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 22 Oct 2012, 23:56, archived)

I quite like Werther's Originals.

But I always feel a bit shifty when I buy them.
I only get them when I'm using the self-checkout now.

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4Q just lurking, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 23:57, archived)

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4Q just lurking, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 0:00, archived)

Andy the freec

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 0:01, archived)

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4Q just lurking, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 0:05, archived)

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Frogbeat, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 0:03, archived)

Apart from the number being wrong, I wouldn't be surprised to see this on BBC3

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4Q just lurking, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 0:06, archived)

how do I get the candy?

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 0:06, archived)

It's administered rectally.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 23 Oct 2012, 0:11, archived)

*shrugs*

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Frogbeat, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 0:12, archived)

Uncle *uck?

That was quick.

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4Q just lurking, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 0:17, archived)

Oh I'm not fuckin' 'ear to play games ya know!

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Frogbeat, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 0:18, archived)

Nice.

I have to go - thanks for entertaining me, I definitely needed a smile :)

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4Q just lurking, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 0:32, archived)

hehe

love it!

(acidtrash, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 0:23, archived)

poor Candy :( So misunderstood.

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 0:43, archived)

Free sweets?

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 0:41, archived)

Need help putting stuff away? poltergeistsolutions.com

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 22:26, archived)

oh man

been there done that

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 22:38, archived)

Well done - you done that.

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4Q just lurking, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 22:53, archived)

Well done - you reversed a GIF

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 22:40, archived)

Well done - you pointed out the obvious.

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4Q just lurking, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 22:43, archived)

In Soviet Russia

the obvious points out YOU

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 22:43, archived)

In Putin's Russia,

uppity wimmin like you get sent to a Gulag

yes, I did edit this a bit

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4Q just lurking, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 22:49, archived)

Well done - you made a lame political reference.

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4Q just lurking, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 22:55, archived)

Well done - you desperately attempted to defuse any umbrage caused by your first well done comment.

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4Q just lurking, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 23:01, archived)

well done - you ummm... ummm

you!!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 22:49, archived)

...Soviet Russia

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Frogbeat, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 23:01, archived)

what happens there?

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4Q just lurking, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 23:13, archived)

In Soviet Russia

GIF reverses YOU

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 22:43, archived)

FIGs!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 22:50, archived)

No UOY

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Frogbeat, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 22:52, archived)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 23:16, archived)

Dell Won!

(the Angry Gumball Harmless American, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 23:54, archived)

I did so!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 22:48, archived)

yay! i remember that kiddy cat

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 22:49, archived)

Well done - you remembered something.

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4Q just lurking, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 22:53, archived)

In soviet russia, kiddy cat remembers YOU.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 22:57, archived)

In Soviet Russia, YOU shit in CAT's garden.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 22 Oct 2012, 23:25, archived)

I FUCKING LOVE THIS!!!

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4Q just lurking, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 22:43, archived)

Well done - you used caps lock.

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4Q just lurking, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 22:53, archived)

WELL ACTUALLY SINCE YOU HAPPEN TO MENTION IT

capslockday.com/

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 23:14, archived)

I CAN'T WAIT TAHT LONG

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4Q just lurking, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 23:19, archived)

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 22 Oct 2012, 23:26, archived)

Hahaha

I need to get out more I know :(

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Frogbeat, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 23:29, archived)

Heh heh!

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 22 Oct 2012, 23:30, archived)

You can't spell "CAPS LOCK"

without "COCK SLAP".

(Gyrate AHHHHHH! Saviour of the Universe!, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:00, archived)

A REALINTERENT USER HOLDS THE SHIFT KEY WITH HIS OR HER MIGHTY PINKY FINGER

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 23:44, archived)

I HOLD THE CAPS LOCK KEY WITH MY PINKY

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4Q just lurking, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 23:47, archived)

~~INKY FINGER~~ ENIS

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 22 Oct 2012, 23:50, archived)

I'd have to hold my keyboard upside down at chest level for that to work.

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4Q just lurking, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 23:52, archived)

PINKY CRU 4 LYFE

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 0:52, archived)

Apparently, Paranormal Activity 4 is rather rubbish.

Can anybody confirm this?

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 22:45, archived)

Well done - YOU are Soviet Russia!

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Frogbeat, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 22:47, archived)

\o/

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 22:49, archived)

Haha. But yeah,

Haven't seen it, or any of them! ;)

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Frogbeat, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 22:51, archived)

First one was okay, second one was poo, and I've not seen the third, though I've heard that's alright.

Makes perfect background noise, as there's a whole lot of nothing in between shit actually happening.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 22:53, archived)

Yeah I think I'll not bother with them

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Frogbeat, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 22:59, archived)

I assumed it was going to be as disappointing as the blair witch project.

Although I apparently missed THE scary bit of that because I went for a piss.

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4Q just lurking, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 23:04, archived)

Didn't think much of Blair Witch; watched it again for the first time in years last week.

I think after PA4, this whole 'found footage' thing should be put to bed; they're just scraping the bottom of the barrel now, and let's be honest, a majority of them aren't very good.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 23:13, archived)

I never really find horror films scary anyway. Which is a shame.

I'm quite jealous of people who get properly shitted up - it must be quite a cathartic experience.

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4Q just lurking, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 23:15, archived)

The only people who are scared by horror movies are people who don't like them

That is why they don't like them

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 23:21, archived)

So who are the twits who pay to go and see them?

The people who don't like them, or the people who don't find them scary?

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4Q just lurking, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 23:23, archived)

You don't have to find them scary to enjoy them

It's kind of like the movies that are billed as "comedies", but aren't funny

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 23:26, archived)

I don't enjoy comedies that aren't funny.

I like comedies that are funny, pretentious arthouse films and the Terminator series - even the 3rd one, oh yeah.

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4Q just lurking, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 23:36, archived)

My favorite horror movies tend to be black comedies

An American Werewolf, Evil Dead 2 and the like

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 23:40, archived)

Oh yes - I remember really liking reanimator.

That's about all I remember now. Can't remember any of the plot, etc - just that I liked it.

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4Q just lurking, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 23:44, archived)

Reanimator is fucking excellent

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 23:47, archived)

My trusty memory never lets me down.

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4Q just lurking, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 23:55, archived)

I think true horror isn't something that jumps out and screams in your ear.

Something like Kairo, a film that builds up an atmosphere rather than shit you up every few minutes, is usually more effective in terms of horror. The Japanese do this very well.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 23:23, archived)

Japanese movies are probably the creepiest ones

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 23:28, archived)

A very odd place, Japan.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 22 Oct 2012, 23:31, archived)

I read Shogun recently and I loved it

They were even more fucking mental back then.
I'd really like to go there, but I doubt I ever will

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 23:46, archived)

Yeah, definitely. Audition is horrific.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 23:35, archived)

Missed that one. I'll look it up

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 23:42, archived)

Should I check it out? It's not one of those ones where children get butchered is it?

I don't think I'd like that, especially now I'm a parent.
I know it's clichéd, but it does change your sensibilities a little.
/fucks off back to mumsnet

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4Q just lurking, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 23:43, archived)

It's... I almost don't want to say anything about it, it'll ruin it.

But it involves a Moggy type character... or rather, what Moggy would do if she took someone hostage.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 23:51, archived)

ok - I might see if I can get hold of a copy

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4Q just lurking, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 23:53, archived)

Well done - you thought b3ta was the place to go for film reviews.

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4Q just lurking, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 22:54, archived)

In Soviet Russia film is YOU done well

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Frogbeat, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 22:58, archived)

She slammed the infinity door so hard it reappeared open!

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 23:17, archived)

In Soviet Russia your openings get slammed into infinity.

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4Q just lurking, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 23:21, archived)

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Frogbeat, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 23:27, archived)

haha - thanks - I've added that to my profile :)

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4Q just lurking, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 23:33, archived)

Well done - you posted.......

Right I've had enough now =]

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Frogbeat, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 23:34, archived)

In Soviet Russia enough has...

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4Q just lurking, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 23:39, archived)

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Frogbeat, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 23:44, archived)

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4Q just lurking, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 23:46, archived)

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Frogbeat, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 23:49, archived)

Normal service is resumed. Phew!

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4Q just lurking, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 23:51, archived)

Hmmmm

Trying not to look at the next thread!

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Frogbeat, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 0:02, archived)

There have been a lot of people dropping by for the first time in ages with a Savile joke.

As though they hadn't expected it to have been TOTALLY DONE TO DEATH by now.

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4Q just lurking, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 0:08, archived)

Who?

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Frogbeat, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 0:15, archived)

You'll be able to pea all of these on Wednesday

when it's the new image challenge.

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4Q just lurking, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 0:21, archived)

\o/

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 23:55, archived)

In Soviet Russian gulag, your rear opening gets slammed into infinity

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 22 Oct 2012, 23:29, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 22:11, archived)

She's sure got some powerful fistin' arms.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 22:12, archived)

You're ready for it then?

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 22:22, archived)

Is she going to remove the magazine first?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 22:24, archived)

No, she likes when it jams.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 22:27, archived)

I'm going to need to warm up for a bit longer then

*squats, grips, heaves*

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 22:28, archived)

:D/

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 22:29, archived)

Thanks for your help on Friday
Ta

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 23:27, archived)

Hmm... is it that time of night already?

Bring on the gay shift.

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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 22:17, archived)

It's all Gay Shift.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 22:18, archived)

You've heard of the Doppler effect, right?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 22:21, archived)

With a bullet.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 22:22, archived)

Here they come...

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Frogbeat, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 22:18, archived)

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 23:21, archived)

I'm suddenly thinking about cheap bacon frying in a pan

With the added water leaching out in an emulsified scum

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 22 Oct 2012, 22:19, archived)

I can imagine her really ropey arms shattering whilst firing that.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 22:22, archived)

I can imagine your jaw shattering as she lays you out in one shot.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 22:24, archived)

I can imagine you laughing at him.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 22:25, archived)

I can imagine bleeding out.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 22:27, archived)

Whoa whoa whoa Foxworth, don't go bringing your Twilight Fangirldom in here, team Jedward and all sparkles and that shit.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 22:31, archived)

YOU'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND MY PAAAIIIN! *locks self in bedroom*

Incidentally, this. Probably posted it before, but it would have been ages ago, so sod it.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdv6Q68EutU

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 23:16, archived)

thundergusset

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 22:34, archived)

empty the magazine into the front row and get a pizza

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 22:34, archived)

Miserable old cunt! Fuck!!!!!!!

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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 22:45, archived)

everyone loves madge.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 0:35, archived)

i blame kss

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 21:54, archived)

I'm all confused in my trousers

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 22 Oct 2012, 21:57, archived)

Scooby Dooby Don't

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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 21:57, archived)

i blame me too :(

lol :D

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 21:58, archived)

it was wierd searching for pics because there were so few non-porny ones

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 22:00, archived)

i *ahem*

didn't notice... ;)

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 22:01, archived)

you do mean of dean gaffney yeah?

saucy :P

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 22:02, archived)

mind the piss!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 22:03, archived)

less so for pictures of daphne

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 22:02, archived)

score!

www.b3ta.com/board/10869555

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 22:03, archived)

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Frogbeat, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 22:01, archived)

i want to see how he's holding that up

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 22:03, archived)

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Frogbeat, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 22:16, archived)

hahahaha

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 22:18, archived)

hahaha!!!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 22 Oct 2012, 22:20, archived)

ha ha!

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 0:11, archived)

O HAI SCOBBY DO

WERE IS SCAPY!!!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 22:04, archived)

hahaha!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 22 Oct 2012, 22:05, archived)

running around robbing banks all whacked on the scooby snacks

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 22:05, archived)

Nothing to seam here.

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 22 Oct 2012, 22:05, archived)

Hahahaha

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 22:11, archived)

(Mr Pofpo, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 21:42, archived)

GR&

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 21:44, archived)

I always knew there was something a bit birdy about him

(Mr Pofpo, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 21:47, archived)

Ornithilols

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 21:49, archived)

I realise now that it's when doves cr&. I think that is a pigeon, it's all going wrong

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 22:06, archived)

you know when you have something in your head and it needs to get out

why is it the solution is to post it on b3ta?

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 21:36, archived)

haha

Is 'belm' in the dictionary yet?
Chobb Barnett

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4Q just lurking, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 21:37, archived)

Can you 'Sponsor a Mong'? Can you?

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 21:42, archived)

I'd certainly welcome the opportunity

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4Q just lurking, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 21:46, archived)

Ahahaha, back when everyone on the internet knew who the Bennies were.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 22:12, archived)

major lollage!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 22 Oct 2012, 21:39, archived)

hehe

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 21:46, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha!

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 21:56, archived)

Oh R-Patz

(thePontificator, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 21:19, archived)

Lens Flare Eyes!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 21:22, archived)

Click for bigger (153 kb)

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4Q just lurking, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 21:31, archived)

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Frogbeat, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 21:52, archived)

I think this might be my first ever 'woo'.

And I nearly missed it...

I realise it's mainly here because of the flare, but it still makes me happy.

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4Q just lurking, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 22:42, archived)

U FILTAD

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 21:31, archived)

The unmanly villain has succeeded in depriving seven ladies of their senses, two of whom are not likely to recover, but to become burdens to their families.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 21:42, archived)

Click for bigger (259 kb)

(Tsuenwanker, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 21:11, archived)

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4Q just lurking, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 21:33, archived)

no, er

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4Q just lurking, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 21:36, archived)

wut

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4Q just lurking, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 21:36, archived)

you've expressed it better than I could

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 22 Oct 2012, 21:40, archived)

I watch less than one hour of TV a week.

I suspect this might be partly why I'm rissing so hard.

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4Q just lurking, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 21:44, archived)

im not sure if the guy at the bottom is Mr Tumble or Jonno Coleman

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 22 Oct 2012, 21:52, archived)

I'd be rissing if I cared enough

, but honestly?

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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 21:59, archived)

I've no idea

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 22 Oct 2012, 22:06, archived)

If I might add

"Do wot, Jon?"

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 22:31, archived)

Poor lad.

(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 19:07, archived)

hahaha

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 19:13, archived)

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 22 Oct 2012, 19:13, archived)

hi spangalorum!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 22 Oct 2012, 19:25, archived)

Hahahaha

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 19:20, archived)

*groan*

Is he down to his last 5 supermodel girlfriends?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 22 Oct 2012, 19:25, archived)

Erm...

Ris?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 22 Oct 2012, 19:28, archived)

lid

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 22 Oct 2012, 19:29, archived)

I know.

I just realised to read the lid!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 22 Oct 2012, 19:31, archived)

you must always read the lid!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 22 Oct 2012, 19:34, archived)

I know!

Sell-by dates are THE LAW!!
Jar fail

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 22 Oct 2012, 19:36, archived)

Hahahahaha

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Frogbeat, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 19:47, archived)

Recycling fail

but yay, all the same.

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 20:05, archived)

yes!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 22 Oct 2012, 20:13, archived)

pffft!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 20:33, archived)

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