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[challenge entry] Ronnénschu
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:23, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:25, archived)
# Very good.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:26, archived)
# You're on fucking fire!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:29, archived)
# JUST DØ IT
surely
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:27, archived)
# No, it's Swedish
so it would have an umlaut, not the line.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:29, archived)
#
It took me three minutes to find the Å :/
(Cruising Capacity, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:33, archived)
#
:) i cheated, going to wikipedia and copy-pasting was actually quicker than messing around finding them through character map
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:34, archived)
# yes, I do this!
but then you often find the subject box doesn't display it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:47, archived)
# The subject box rarely displays anything
I don't think cr3 likes subjects.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:09, archived)
# I couldn't find umlauts using keyboard shortcuts.
And character map is so many mouse clicks away...
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:33, archived)
#
I remember alt+0245 is acute on windows, so probably alt+0253 or something like that. For lower case. Overall, life would be a lot easier if all the foreigns just spoke English.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:35, archived)
# START RUN charmap ENTER
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:49, archived)
# even quicker
hit start button keyboard
type "charmap"
hit enter
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:10, archived)
# you modern Windows 7 kids!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:14, archived)
# What about those of us in DOS?
I even view B3TA in ASCII...
(FilmBoy84 Living in a sea of senility..., Mon 29 Oct 2012, 11:43, archived)
# Actually...
The only letters in the Swedish alphabet that differ from the Latin one are Ä (for AE), Ö (for OE) and Å (for AA). Ø is a Danish/Norwegian character.

/Scandinavian pedantry blög
(Cruising Capacity, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:32, archived)
# THREE MINUTES TOO LATE
and all the extra detail in the world won't help you

/ultradefensive bløg
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:33, archived)
# I stand corrected
I'm sitting actually, if we're really being pedantic
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:34, archived)
# Who ya gonna call?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:34, archived)
# i love ikea stuff
i'm never happier than when i'm sat on the floor, surrounded by bits of flat-pack cabinet and allen keys.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:39, archived)
# I fucking hate it. I always end up putting the flat pack shit together because no one else in the house has the brainpower of a raven and is able to follow simple instructions.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:58, archived)
# i just love putting things together
the best part of babysitting my cousins was playing with their massive tub of lego when they'd gone to bed!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:03, archived)
# You Sir, Need This...
www.ikeahackers.net
(FilmBoy84 Living in a sea of senility..., Mon 29 Oct 2012, 11:45, archived)
# I think of it
like grown up Lego

But with the extra thrill that you HAVE to get it right

And, to be fair, done properly, they are much better quality (and a damn sight cheaper) than most flat pack places
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:04, archived)
# most of my furniture is from ikea
and apart from the computer desk, i ut it all together myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:09, archived)
# Oh no, you got to the end of that sentence and there's a spare p lying on the floor
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:21, archived)
# yeah, this keyboard is screwed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:27, archived)
# hehe
good one
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:42, archived)
# can you tell what it is yet?
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:20, archived)
# :( oh RDLI :(
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:20, archived)
# Never forgotten :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:33, archived)
# I can see his wobbleboards!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:52, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:23, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:24, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I love the fact there's a picture on the internet of some styrofoam blocks just sitting on a lawn. Let me guess, eBay?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:24, archived)
# buildyourowncoffin.com
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:35, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Another old pea whilst I'm at it...
From Royal Mail:
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:22, archived)
#
A very old pea at 26p!
(I helped save b3ta! eXOBeX, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 15:16, archived)
# That is one helluva hoover

(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:23, archived)
# It's your lucky day...
...they have it on sale.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:28, archived)
# Hahahaha!!!
"You save $1.00" - that'll lure them in.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:33, archived)
#
And it's not even a Hoover for that price.
(LokiMD, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 12:54, archived)
# I logged in to like this
If ever there was a thumbs up, it's that.
(LokiMD, Sun 28 Oct 2012, 12:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Kids and adults love it "sow"...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:09, archived)
# I'd probably buy those :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:11, archived)
# You could get some foam fried eggs to go with them.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:14, archived)
# Ha ha halal!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:14, archived)
# and they pinken your teeth as you chew!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Cant get it wet though...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:34, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:27, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:54, archived)
# Haribo is boiled cow
Many a true word...

The main ingredient of Haribo sweets (after sugar) is gelatin, sourced from boiled-up beef bones.
(I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 8:51, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:05, archived)
# Give us this day our daily mail.
Amen.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:23, archived)
[challenge entry] coz vodka makes birds angry innit
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Unlikey brand crossover....
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:54, archived)
[challenge entry] made with real peas...


Click for bigger (270 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:03, archived)
# He's a small medium at large
Derek Acorah
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:21, archived)
# that's some top work
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:04, archived)
# This is ace
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:30, archived)
# That'd actually probably be a very successful marketing campaign.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:05, archived)
# if this is true, I should probably try and get summat out of it?
I came up with the idea for mango tango years before tango did.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:49, archived)
# Unfortunately I fear you'd come under fire for marketing towards underage drinkers.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:55, archived)
# ah.
well then it's back to the old drawing board.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:17, archived)
# Haha
Just think how the Daily Mail would react!
(I helped save b3ta! eXOBeX, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 15:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorts your toast and your hangover in one...
(I helped save b3ta! VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:34, archived)
# Who came up with nurofegg that I did an advert for, Thor, was it you?

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:36, archived)
# Tenuous P opportunity

(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:41, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:49, archived)
# eugh!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:53, archived)
# Eugh? Scotch chickens are delicious!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:55, archived)
# It sure sounds nicer than deep fried turkey
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turkey_fryer
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:00, archived)
# Now I want a Scotch Egg.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:54, archived)
# Give me Pork Farms Scotchers or Give me Death
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(CaptainMaak, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:11, archived)
# hahahaha fucking hell
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:31, archived)
# every time I see that product name I get this song in my head
youtu.be/LbXiECmCZ94?t=58s
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:37, archived)
# Replace it with this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TF367jjh8hk
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:57, archived)
# thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:05, archived)
[challenge entry] There's just one thing that bothers me...
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:23, archived)
# this made me giggle like candace flynn
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:27, archived)
# There's just one thing that I don't understand...
You told me that on the night in question you were at your country club in Bel Air, but your iPhone shows that you spent the evening in Lake Victoria, Africa
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:27, archived)
[challenge entry] I think Apple's preference for putting a single i before anything
would offend Peter Falk. Very nice though, have a compo related computer pea.
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:30, archived)
# now everyone get back in and restart it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:33, archived)
# I'm hoping Apple's preference for suing their major supplier
will see them in a similar situation soon
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:44, archived)
# The thing I cant decide is, which one is his dodgy eye?
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:31, archived)
# That would be
iDodgy
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:32, archived)
[challenge entry] It was MrCanoehead, on the Front Page, with the Compo Entry
on the Front Page with the Compo Entry
I wish.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:23, archived)
# Woo!
I think the killer was everyone that ever posted here ever, in the library, with apathy.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:27, archived)
# Or Atomic
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:31, archived)
# oops
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:53, archived)
# Baiting Moggy I see.
You should have posted helicopter cat first
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:14, archived)
# Ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:31, archived)
# haha. good idea!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:27, archived)
# Heheh
Moggy killed B3ta for me. Especially all the pages of replies to anything she posted pushing everything else off the page.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:34, archived)
# If only there were some kind of facility whereby you could ignore users like that...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:37, archived)
# heh heh
And miss all the fun?
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:40, archived)
# Yeah there is that...
but there came a threshold when the original post was just not worth it no matter how entertaining the ensuing commentary.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:45, archived)
# True, that.
I guess staying away for a while suited me better than using the ignore button. Some of those last posts were a little too out there for me. I normally use adblock for the pictures which generally does the trick.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:49, archived)
# Yeah Adblock's handy but I just got fed up of the whole moggy concept after a while...
Rumour has it that (s)he finally got properly sacked recently, and that we're expecting v3.0 to appearr any Tuesday now...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:57, archived)
# Replies in threads don't push anything else off the /board.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:01, archived)
# Sturdy girl, in the cave, with a pick axe
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:34, archived)
# it was beattie
in offtopic, with a flan
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:45, archived)
# It was
Hulk hogan, in ground zero, with a chair.
(TheASK, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Not available in Apple White
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:07, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm lazy so here's a pea from ages ago

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:12, archived)
# have you ever covered your penis in 'clown white'?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:16, archived)
# now if they made vacuum sweepers, they would have finally made something which doesn't suck.
/been_waiting_15_years_to_tell_that_one
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:13, archived)
# shop it!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:17, archived)
# I will now, I guess.
...but now I have to go to work :( nobody steal my stolen idea, ok?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:22, archived)
# I'll watch it for you
I feel a great disturbance in the Force. As if millions of people opened up Photoshop and cried out in delight
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:23, archived)
# ha ha!
I just saw the lights dim here from the excessive CPU load on the power grid
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:26, archived)
# MR SCOTT! GET... ME... MORE... POWER...
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:29, archived)
# Haha! I stole your idea and there is NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:30, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:34, archived)
# also, mega_woos! especially the choice of colo(u)r
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:15, archived)
# COLOUR.
DEFINITELY COLOUR.
IN AN ALUMINIUM* TIN!
not aluminum. not a can. An aluminium tin!


*probably steel
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:17, archived)
# oh, ok. let me drive my car to the gas station, and get some gas, and then i will go buy some and put it in my trunk
....omigod, it's raining, and the wipers are not cleaning my windshield!

EDIT: aww hell naw, my ass is itching again. I need to go to the pharmacy
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:23, archived)
# haha. Get some Twinkies or jelly rolls while you are there
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:28, archived)
# Hey feller, let me get that for yer.
pharmacy drugstore
The Americanism I REALLY hate? "Bangs" for fringe. Can't even bring myself to construct a humorous (see what I did there!) sentence using it.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:31, archived)
# that is an odd one
not even forehead drapes
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:33, archived)
# I'm a secret Monkey Beer drinker...

(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:53, archived)
# if you're doing it secretly, you have a problem
*organises an intervention*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:56, archived)
[challenge entry] C'mon... we've all thought it... filtered through a piece of bread.....Can't be just the only one....
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:04, archived)
# you've just reminded me
i've got a full bottle of baileys hidden in the cupboard under the sink, kept specially for christmas
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:06, archived)
# and by christmas,
you mean breakfast right?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:09, archived)
# of course not!
breakfast was poached egg on toast, scattered with dried ghost chillies and garlic salt, as usual.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:12, archived)
# Oh...
I had 3 cans of frosty jack cider, left over from last night.

Each to their own I guess.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:20, archived)
# actually, frosty jack is quite drinkable
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:23, archived)
# yes
very much so.

89p ace cider though, most definetely not. That makes me sick whilst still drinking it, thats how bad that is.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:42, archived)
# tried that once
and only once >.<
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:46, archived)
# The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:41, archived)
#
I'd obviously ran out of cheeseburgers.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:52, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm a-rissing on this, I'm afraid. Is it one of those "films" from "Hollywood" I've heard you can "watch"?
I'm afraid. Is it one of those "films" from "Hollywood" I've heard you can "watch"?Have a pearoast to make up for it:

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:56, archived)
# R. Whites lemonade
an oldie, but a goodie
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:57, archived)
# Oh right.
A "Graham Garden", you mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:00, archived)
# pfff
i'm a bill oddie fan myself
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:02, archived)
# That's 'cos you're a bird.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:18, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:21, archived)
# nothing comes close to such perfect liquid refreshment
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:06, archived)
# how many times do i have to tell you all?...
If it's in a can, it's BOILED piss, NOT BOILING piss.
sheesh!!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:14, archived)
# Depends on the temperature of the can
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:19, archived)
# through the illegal chemical reactions of Monkey Piss
I think you'll find it is Boiling
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:25, archived)
# be proud of your Monkey Beer addiction!
I had to rescue a hedgehog that got it's head stuck in a discarded Mcdonald's milk shake cup last night. It took ages before I could work out what I was seeing. I thought it was a tortoise with a crash helmet at first
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:10, archived)
# hahahah
awwwww
hahahahahah
awwwww
poor thing :( Hope he enjoyed the noms though.

I like hedgehogs and there are a lot of them in my town, but for some reason not in the area where I live. I got the slugs, I got the cosy nesting sites in my overgrown garden, just not got the hogs.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Company product line expansion
(I helped save b3ta! LePingouin, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Afternoon, all!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:34, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Great.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:35, archived)
[challenge entry]
Does this count?
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:37, archived)
# ha ha, gotta love Griegs...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:44, archived)
# Throws money at screen
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 23:40, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:34, archived)
# very clever, you candle-infested bugger!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:42, archived)
# Brilliant
I'm enjoying this compo!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:52, archived)
# Hahaha!
You're on fire today!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:54, archived)
# tres bon-bon
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:55, archived)
# Med 2 kalorier!
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:53, archived)
# Med 2 kalorier!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:25, archived)
[challenge entry] >.<
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:34, archived)
# Rough as a badger's arse!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:34, archived)
# Candles etc :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:45, archived)
# >o<
oh, my poor ringpiece.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:44, archived)
# Hahahaha... oof
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:55, archived)
# Guaranteed to allow your fingers to poke through?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:11, archived)
# I was trying to avoid being drawn to that conclusion...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:20, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:53, archived)
# He just wanted his chance at the X-Factor...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:32, archived)
# Kekekekekekekekekekekekekeekkekekekekekekekekekekekekekeeke
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:45, archived)
# click click whistle whistle click
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:03, archived)
# top silly toap
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:00, archived)
# I approve of this message.
Heartily.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:01, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:16, archived)
# crackingly done :)
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:18, archived)
# Excellent
People coming off the cigs, would actually buy this

oh, I forgot, "HAPPY CANDLEMAS!"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:20, archived)
# Thank you.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:36, archived)
#


Also: Candles!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:22, archived)
# nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:23, archived)
# I'd buy this
Happy candles!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:31, archived)
# Thanks.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:36, archived)
# as a recovering alcoholic, i find it refreshing that i can once again drink myself to death
YAY!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Drunken grown-ups love it so...
(Penguinbert killed Ken Dodd's dad's dog, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:36, archived)
# I didn't even know Guniess made lager.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:41, archived)
# Lager is a very loose term to describe Harp
Though this ad still makes me giggle
youtu.be/2Tc2K4j4iqs

EDIT:

Blimey, they really did try to sell themselves to wanky, trendy 80s people
youtu.be/oAEvruUVClc
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:44, archived)
# We called it Harpic
when it was the only lager for sale in pubs
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:48, archived)
# I remember the Harp Stay Sharp
to the bottom of the glass campaign youtu.be/8GlfF2_DXR4
but not this Irish jig one youtu.be/I6-e81s6sas
missed a trick by not having a Harp drinking dog dancing though
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:12, archived)
# hahaha
Although it tasted like piss, it still brings back many memories of the homeland
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:14, archived)
# Haribo
is an abbreviation for Hans Riegel of Bonn Ha-Ri-Bo.

Totally useless information but there you go.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:06, archived)
# B&Q is Boyle and Quade
H&M is Hennes & Mauritz
MFI was Mullard Furniture Industries
TESCO is T. E Stockwell & Cohen
ASDA is Associated Dairies
DFS is Doncaster Furniture Store
BBC is Bonks Bewildered Children
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:12, archived)
# hahahahha
Reeled me right in, excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:26, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:37, archived)
# It's actually ASquith and DAiries.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:35, archived)
# so it is
and was also part of MFI in the 80s!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:38, archived)
# haha
you missed the 'KE' at the end
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:20, archived)
[challenge entry] You inspired me.
As if there isn't enough of this already...
(anonymousreality tickled your fancy on, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Send your kids to school with a luscious coat


edit: as Prodge said this place looks like the lady aisle in Tesco today!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:30, archived)
# I think there's an important lesson to be learned from this.
Don't let ginger kids wear pink.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:32, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Vaguely relevant compo pea
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Anna Nuvver One
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:37, archived)
# Have a pea.
(I helped save b3ta! Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:24, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:05, archived)
# i always thought that Lucky Charms was Cat Chow with marshmallows anyay
also, did you know that Ralston Purina used to own Jack in the Box? (think 'tacos',,, hmmmmm)

also: not a valid compo entry here
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:38, archived)

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