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[challenge entry] Spi-Des Lynam
Funny how many spiders have moustaches like Des


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(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 16:56, archived)
# Surely that's just a picture of Wilf Lunn?
or should I say, our very own Wilf Lunn
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 17:05, archived)
# I was momentarily confused
with moustache-less Heinz Wolff there
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 17:12, archived)
# NEIN!
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 17:15, archived)
# Grow it back Heinz.
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 17:49, archived)
# This is a Heinz Variety too far
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 17:55, archived)
# AAARRRRGGHHH
*fears*
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 17:45, archived)
# It's that missing blackmail nudie snap of Des Lynam!
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 19:29, archived)
# Chelsea and the Metropolitan Police have have launched investigations into alleged racist behaviour by 3 supporters...
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 16:50, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 16:55, archived)
# ahhhhh I gets ya.
Lol
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 17:00, archived)
# it can't be racist if it's funky
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 17:10, archived)
# Football has all the best hooligans, I find
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 17:13, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
Funky!
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 17:32, archived)
# I like this.
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 18:57, archived)
# Hahhahhahh
Funkeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 20:02, archived)
#
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 16:47, archived)
# It's always funny until someone gets hurt
and then it's just hilarious
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 16:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Pfffft...
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 16:42, archived)
# oh very clever
:)
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 16:43, archived)
# Ooh ta
:D
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 16:50, archived)
# Such a wonderful thing
Nice work Ninj
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 16:46, archived)
# Cheers Q!
:)
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 16:50, archived)
# Bravo!
I'm going to self-indulgently pea this here as it whizzed off the board in an unusually busy period of activity this morning.

(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 16:50, archived)
# Lully
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 16:54, archived)
# JAMBO!
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 16:51, archived)
# oh my word!

Woo!
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 16:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Spiders? Scary? Nah!

(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 16:07, archived)
# O hai Pro...
Hang on...

Still definitely a woo!
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 16:09, archived)
# Haha
I did think that when I was making it.
But I'd gone too far to stop.

sorry Prodge!
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 16:12, archived)
[challenge entry] quite,
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 16:21, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 16:24, archived)
# Bless. Lovely
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 17:27, archived)
# skills
(, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 0:54, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:46, archived)
# *moves house*
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 16:28, archived)
[challenge entry] <3
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:10, archived)
# i can see me getting another tarantula before the week's over
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:11, archived)
# Yay!
My work here is done
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:19, archived)
# they really do make great pets
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:23, archived)
# A friend of my parents used to keep one and let me play with it when I was a kid.
Should it have been milked for venom to avoid being dangerous?
Seeing as they kept it in a lunch box and were smelly hippies I don't think they were doing that.
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:29, archived)
# if it was a mexican red-knee, then no
their fangs are too small for them to bite us, the only real danger they pose is from an allergic reaction to the hairs they shed on you to irritate you if they're frightened or angry.
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:35, archived)
# I thought they could bite, but no worse than a wasp or bee sting?
Our school used to have one. We were warned against rubbing our eyes after touching it because of the irritant hairs.
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:38, archived)
# not from what i've been told and read
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:46, archived)
# Ah that's ok then.
Tru-fax i've been bitten by a spider on the tube and didn't get super-powers.
I felt slightly cheated.
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:45, archived)
# as would i
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:47, archived)
# Bitten on the tube?
ooh nasty
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 16:08, archived)
# fnar!
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 16:23, archived)
# Yay
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 17:47, archived)
# Life must be hard for a spider on the Underground.
How do you avoid everyone's gaze when you have 8 eyes all pointing in slightly different directions? Must be a geometric nightmare.
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 16:12, archived)
# He was one of them foreign types that haven't learnt the social etiquette needed to avoid being stabbed on public transport.
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 16:59, archived)
# I'd love to have a tarantula.
Though I imagine to maintain their tanks, etc, must cost a bit of money.

It supposedly does for reptiles, not sure about arachnids.
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:50, archived)
# not really
my ex, who gave me the spider, got a special deal. twenty quid for the baby spider, tank and heat mat, with a bag of crickets thrown in. that's all you need, except for a water-soaked ball of tissue for them to slurp on.
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:55, archived)
# Hmm, sounds reasonable!
Though it'd be a while till I can get one, or the landlord'd kick off.
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 16:32, archived)
# In my experience Landlords don't get bothered about spiders
or mice, beetles, strange wobbly things with more legs than a football team....
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 17:11, archived)
# I love font-based image posts!
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:11, archived)
# Love this as much as spiders
:D
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:18, archived)
#
DOOMED
SCREWED
FUCKED
TOAST
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:50, archived)
# Spock, Bones, Uhura, and Ensign Corpse to the transporter room, please.
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 16:04, archived)
# So that's why toast is happy
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 16:13, archived)
# ...best of all the animals
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:15, archived)
# hehe
I thought of that when I typed it
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 17:36, archived)
# TEAM SPIDERS <3 YOU!
(^(^;;^)^)
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 16:31, archived)
# aww
* wipes away a tear
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 16:47, archived)
# This is all true plus spiders rarely transmit diseases.
'click'
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 17:53, archived)
[challenge entry] err
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:11, archived)
# this is really making me want to watch Episodes 1-3
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Ha ha ha!
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:33, archived)
# I like this
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 16:52, archived)
# Nice

(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:35, archived)
# now there's a face made for noncing
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:39, archived)
# you want to nonce that face?
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:50, archived)
# um
no
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:54, archived)
# I'm sure that's what you just said
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:57, archived)
# I'm pretty sure she said it too.
"I would love to nonce that face" (C) Smash Monkey 2012.
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:59, archived)
# don't put words - or children - in my mouth
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:03, archived)
# there are times when even i think i've gone too far
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:10, archived)
# I reckon Jimmy Saville thought noncing was like Nectar Points...
save enough through charity work, you get to claim some back for fun days out
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:28, archived)
# pfff!
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:34, archived)
# hahaha
use the sauce!
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:52, archived)
# Bad Mickey
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:02, archived)
# hahaha
MICKEY BURN THINGS
MICKEY LIKE FIRE
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:14, archived)
[challenge entry] A lot of work...
...for what is, basically, a shit pun.


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(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:05, archived)
# "Stay alert people, we're moving up to Spangcon 5"
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:08, archived)
# I say we take off...
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:26, archived)
# Spangcon 1, surely?
/pedantryblog
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:29, archived)
# You are correct. I am incorrect...
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:49, archived)
# he might previously have been at Spangcon 6?
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:50, archived)
# Indeed! I'm not too familiar with Spangcon, could be many levels.
From 'damp squib' to 'fucking hell fire up the orbital spang platform'.
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:56, archived)
# I'm pretty sure Spangcon 23 is 'tut'
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:59, archived)
# A roll of the eyes may be deployed under certain circumstances.
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 16:50, archived)
# STEADY ON!
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 16:54, archived)
# Give me big mac, fries to go.
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:54, archived)
# Hasta la tarantula siempre!
...with added

(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:08, archived)
# Ha ha!
A clear contender for this week's most laboured pun award.

*spangs*
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:08, archived)
# you dropped this "K"
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:09, archived)
# seriously, no matter what the reason, incorrect spelling really winds me up
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:13, archived)
# Red-Need is the joke, Smashy my lovely
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:15, archived)
# i know, that's why i said "no matter what the reason"
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:19, archived)
# lol ace
A pun that is spelled correctly, is unambiguous in meaning and grammatically correct is very often just what we scientists call "a sentence".
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:17, archived)
# it's just one of those things.
you should see me with pub menus, i've actually been known to rub out apostrophes before now.
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:20, archived)
# I applaud this
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:25, archived)
# ^ what he said
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:28, archived)
# \o/
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:38, archived)
# Lower case i for the first-person singular nominative case personal pronoun is OK though?
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:32, archived)
# it is when you type in a hurry and have a capslock with unpredictable qualities
also, i'm a shy person, so i feel that using a capital i to denote myself would be a bit forward.
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:36, archived)
# i's happy with that.
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:37, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:38, archived)
# It just isnt important
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:52, archived)
# AI AI AIAAAA!
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:14, archived)
# source?
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:51, archived)
#
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:00, archived)
# This is the video ( clever people sledging explosives? )
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:21, archived)
# I knew it was something to do with hitting explosives
I didn't realise it was such a craze!
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:43, archived)
# Brachypelma (citizen) Smithi
(, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:54, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm afraid some just can't be helped...
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:54, archived)
# Aw
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:59, archived)
# thick fucking twat
he can only count up to eight
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:02, archived)
[challenge entry] A cheeky pea and the product of a very unhappy marriage!
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:53, archived)
# HAMMERS, FIRE, etc...
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:55, archived)
# HAMMERS, FIRE ...
SEXYTIEM!
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:56, archived)
# sorry to hear you've turned to photoshop after your recent spousal troubles.
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:06, archived)
# That would either make me a Spider, Kitteh or Bear
I'm happy with all options! :-)
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:11, archived)
# what a delightful little chap
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:08, archived)
# Except when he's biting your face off!
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:09, archived)
# he wouldn't do that to me
he knows better....
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Spiders are good in goal.
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:45, archived)
# as long as the crowd don't make arachnid gestures
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:46, archived)
# Eight legs good
two legs bad
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:48, archived)
# Kick arachnaphobia out of Football!
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:48, archived)
# ha!
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:52, archived)
[challenge entry] I love spiders
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:44, archived)
# I wouldn't mind adjusting her parameters
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:45, archived)
# I love boobies
BOOBIES!
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:45, archived)
# Crikey! That is a perky pair of NURBS*


*Geeky 3D joke
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:48, archived)
# Those surfaces certainly caused me to form a solid
*geekier 3D joke*
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:06, archived)
# BOOLEAN!


*not a joke I just frigging love that word!
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:15, archived)
# RASTERIZE!
*Is a word that I like.
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:24, archived)
# MARCHING CUBES!
Which is something I learnt* about yesterday

*may not actually have 'learnt'
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:49, archived)
# it should really be a filter
that does this

(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 17:36, archived)
# that's a happy little arachnid
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:48, archived)
# ewww...
...they're all sticky
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:53, archived)
# Clearly spun under the influence of acid
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:11, archived)
# "... give him the knee-hooters, I dunno..."
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:52, archived)
[challenge entry] That scary psycho music...
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:39, archived)
# Trufax
I met his son Elvis. He was doing a gig and I were sent to review it. He had a cold, but it was OK.

TRUFAXTRUFAXTRUFAXTRUFAX
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:44, archived)
# I wish I could spell the sound effect
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:48, archived)
# Chwei, chwei, chwei!
Close enough? :-)
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:55, archived)
# pretty good
I usually go for RHHII RHHII RHHII
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:57, archived)
# my first repost
is it supposed to feel dirty?

(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:27, archived)
# Miss you, Ceefax
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:33, archived)
# *applauses*
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:34, archived)
# nicely!
but where's the sex dungeon?
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:38, archived)
# In Rob's pants.
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:43, archived)
# pfff!
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:48, archived)
# I miss CEEFAX :(
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:43, archived)
# nice. have you seen Twefax?
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:44, archived)
# I like this!
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:24, archived)
#
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:49, archived)
# Also...
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:54, archived)
# heh
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 18:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Episode IV: A New Hole

Should I go to the effort of doing the other two movies whilst I'm at it?
Episode V: The Empire Strikes Black
Episode VI: Reinhardt of the Jedi
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:15, archived)
# Bottom right pic
I find your lack of face disturbing
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:25, archived)
#

(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:35, archived)
# /selfexplanatory
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:45, archived)
# ...although if explanation were needed :o)
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:50, archived)
# =D
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:57, archived)
# Bloody hell, Mr Toast ...
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:46, archived)
# There were two Black Hole sequels?
when the hell did this happen!?!?
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:35, archived)
# Black Hole, White Hole, and Arse Hole
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:43, archived)
# the correct order of operation too
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Episode V: The Empire Strikes Black
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Episode VI: Reinhardt of the Jedi
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:22, archived)
# I really would go to see that.
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Yay!
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:14, archived)
# Gingerism is as bad as racism.
But generally funnier.
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:17, archived)
# I'm alowed to be gingerest
Some of my best hairs are ginger.
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:18, archived)
# Ha ha
Does he dye his leg-hairs then?
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:26, archived)
# if there is a god, he hates steve
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:30, archived)
[challenge entry] plinky plonky
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:08, archived)
# Arachmaninoff?
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:20, archived)
# Awesome spangage sir.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 3:53, archived)
# This is lully.
And deserves more replies and clickages.
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:34, archived)
# you're very kind.
I could reply myself, but that'd be silly...
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 16:09, archived)
[challenge entry]

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prolly Osama Bindun Todeath
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:03, archived)
# *fears*
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:04, archived)
[challenge entry] *shudder*
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:47, archived)
# Jed-Eye!

(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Join the revolution!
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:55, archived)

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