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# Aw, bless...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 16:13, archived)
# feed the birds, tuppence a bag......
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 16:15, archived)
# how the mighty gave fallen.
Giving handjobs for blue milk...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 16:21, archived)
# Those
are some sharp creases in them there trousers
(MAD ADE I feel old all of a sudden, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 16:26, archived)
# they get about!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 16:41, archived)
# Good every time.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 20:40, archived)
# LEATHERHEAD
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 16:51, archived)
# Too long... oh yes.






(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 16:12, archived)
# I'd like to see more pictures of her falling out of her towel, please :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 16:17, archived)
# tsk!
naughty barbs!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 16:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Your wish, etc
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 16:28, archived)
# Wowcher!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 16:40, archived)
# GAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 16:42, archived)
# Does whatever a spider cange

Pearoast of www.b3ta.com/board/10874838 if you want to compo-clicky
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 11:25, archived)
# ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 17:07, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwvnkPRgo_E
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 17:46, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10875778
(herman:D, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 22:21, archived)
# she needs to get that nasty watermark sorted out though
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 16:38, archived)
# hahaha!
Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 16:18, archived)
# its funny cos its true
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 16:22, archived)
# superb!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 16:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Well hello there little shpider
(I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 16:10, archived)
# wouldn't surprise me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 16:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 16:15, archived)
#

www.b3ta.com/board/10874893
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 17:30, archived)
# (^(^;;^)^)
PHWOAR!
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 2 Nov 2012, 22:27, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 15:56, archived)
# Spider-flap, Spider-flap,
does whatever a...
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 15:59, archived)
# please tell me that's your actual front door
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 16:03, archived)
# I smashed his back doors
in.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 16:10, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 16:11, archived)
# Did they have a flap too?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 16:11, archived)
# It's pretty similar...
...but mine's more cottagey.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 16:16, archived)
# i had heard you were fond of cottaging
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 16:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Life found on Mars!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 14:52, archived)
# GAHHH!
You don't wanna find one of them in the bath!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 14:54, archived)
# silly Q4! LV-426 is not mars!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 14:55, archived)
# hahaha
that's what they want you to believe!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 15:01, archived)
# no, what they want me to believe
is that eggs are still ok to eat even if they're large, oozy and have flaps
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 15:08, archived)
# I find eggs are often hidden behind large, oozy flaps.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 15:11, archived)
# you use far too much butter on your toast
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 15:13, archived)
# That's not butter
It's the fat that's dribbled from my sausage
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 15:18, archived)
# now i want a fry-up
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 15:21, archived)
# Many a good slipper ruined by acid blood
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 15:00, archived)
# hehe
spray can and a lighter works best
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 15:02, archived)
# BEWARE
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 15:13, archived)
# ok.
fuck that shit! Horses are fucked up as it is.
(gosodafrog go on... do it., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 15:18, archived)
# HORSE IS A ALIEN
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 15:21, archived)
# hahaha
great costume beauty
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 15:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 19:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Spider Tiem!

(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 14:35, archived)
# jumpy, isn't he?
also, enflamed wax stick!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 14:42, archived)
# He's a bouncy one, alright
(though the anim became inexplicably slower when I uploaded it)
Also: thank you, you were one of the first people to say hi to me when I joined :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 14:50, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 14:53, archived)
# Happy 11 months and 29 days!
Wow, there is someone younger than me here :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 14:46, archived)
# thanks. i feel old now.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 14:47, archived)
# Thankee sir!
For my real-life age, +30 ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 14:53, archived)
# hahaha
Love that movie as a kid. Happy Dynamite day!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 14:53, archived)
# Cheers :)
I wanted to put John Goodman's Delbert in an image, but couldn't think of one (yet)
Also: d-d-dynamite? *runs*
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 14:56, archived)
# standing on a spotty kid's face
and when he lifts his foot, there's spot goo(spider bits) on his shoe
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 14:59, archived)
# Haha
Definite ewww factor there...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 15:14, archived)
# blood, guts and injuries i can handle
but pus turns my stomach
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 15:32, archived)
# Excellent
and happy candlemass
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 14:59, archived)
# :) Thank yew
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 15:14, archived)
[challenge entry] CANDLE!
Have a spider gif pea.
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 16:08, archived)
# This is exactly what happens.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 16:09, archived)
# That's ace!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 16:12, archived)
# Woo! *click*
Love the style... the moment when the spiders disperse is particularly fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 18:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 20:40, archived)
# I love all your stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 20:52, archived)
# hahahahahahaaa!
All spiders should carry one of those.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 0:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Your dreams come troooooooooooo.


Click for bigger (109 kb)
(gosodafrog go on... do it., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 14:11, archived)
# That's some strong lurking right there.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 14:13, archived)
# YOU PICKED THE WRONG DAY TO QUIT LURKIN' BOY/GIRL!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 14:18, archived)
# boy/girls are the best
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 14:39, archived)
# if it was a moon, he'd have it made of cheese
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 14:20, archived)
# Hi!
I guess I've just had nothing to say/contriboot.
(gosodafrog go on... do it., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 14:32, archived)
# that doesn't stop me
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 14:33, archived)
# me either
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 14:40, archived)
# ffs, the board would be empty if we all took that approach
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 20:17, archived)
# Yep, these modifications
make it three times as efficient, guv
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 14:36, archived)
# had this been done before?
I'd never seen it... but now that I have, I'm thinking it must have been..
(likeajackhammer, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 14:41, archived)
# probly has.
I bodgy'd it up and put it on Reddit yesterday.
(gosodafrog go on... do it., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 14:44, archived)
# oh
I see
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 14:52, archived)
# it's something I'd not thought of
(likeajackhammer, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 15:13, archived)
# I read that as your screams come true
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 15:14, archived)
# Well, as nobody else did:
"That's no Mouse"
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 15:23, archived)
# big old newsletter
if you want to read it that would make me ever so happy.

b3ta.com/newsletter/issue553
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 13:32, archived)
# Yay
cheers Rob
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 13:34, archived)
# Cheers Rob.
You appear to have returned to the arena of internet micro-celebrity then.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 13:44, archived)
# i've read it.
happy now?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 13:49, archived)
# Read it.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 13:50, archived)
# Read it
Tried the karaoke game. Despaired.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 13:51, archived)
# KIRSTEN DUNST'S NORKS!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 13:58, archived)
# MY TITLE!!!!
How exciting.

I've managed a link, a QOTW and a title over the years now. Just need a top tip and an image...

(I didn't even think it was very good - I liked the Wyman one)
(I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 14:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 14:50, archived)
# I would read it, but I think I've already Reddit
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 15:14, archived)
# o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 20:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Din Bun?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 13:26, archived)
# why, I believe it has!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 13:26, archived)
# Curses.
Couldn't see it in the compo folder...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 13:27, archived)
[challenge entry] pre compo I think
I'd be amazed if this hasn't bindun

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 13:45, archived)
# Princessesses
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 13:57, archived)
# Princessship is one of the few words in English with a triple letter
and even then it's a made up word
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 13:59, archived)
# Google image search: disney princess leia
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 14:42, archived)
# I didn't want to go there first
I'd already opened Photoshop.

and why it's not in a new thread :(
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 14:47, archived)
# this one is good
i.imgur.com/dWYqv.jpg

but she's got too many clothes on
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 14:48, archived)
# OH MY!
24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcsmb7gXFY1r2n4ipo1_1280.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 14:49, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 16:03, archived)
# I approve of this takeover!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 16:06, archived)
# Holy crap on a cracker!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 16:10, archived)
# i think
gruffi ones is better
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 16:51, archived)
# :)
would wouldnt woudlnt would would would wouldnt wouldnt would would wouldnt
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 16:47, archived)
[challenge entry] a spoonful weighs a ton
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 14:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Made a couple of toilets. And the earth, kind of.
kind of.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:05, archived)
# very Jet Set Willy!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:07, archived)
# *bugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:14, archived)
# *leaves The Attic until last*
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:54, archived)
# *builds off-licence above watch-tower*
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 14:56, archived)
# manic miner
shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:58, archived)
# yes, possibly
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 13:01, archived)
# Crap. Shit. 'Plan it' better next time!
I like em =]
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:25, archived)
# Ta very much.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:49, archived)
# Nicely crafted :)
But is there satire at work here? Are you likening our fair planet to one big toilet?*

*or two small toilets
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:34, archived)
# happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:36, archived)
# Woop woop!
One whole year, my how time flies...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:39, archived)
# Happy dynamite day
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:50, archived)
# CAAAAAAAAANDLE!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:36, archived)
# WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Though in b3ta terms I've barely learnt to walk yet :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:40, archived)
# walking is overrated
Happy Candlings!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 13:22, archived)
# Hang on - this is bugging me.
When do candles come up?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:42, archived)
# For you, it seems, yesterday.
Belated candles!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:44, archived)
# Yes, but I posted yesterday, and the day before,
and nothing came up.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:45, archived)
# I have never seen my own candles!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:50, archived)
# Turn off the light then!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:50, archived)
# Would have been yesterday were that your tenth anniversary of signing on the b3ta role.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:50, archived)
# Not, apparently.
TheSilentChannel's says '11 months and 29 days', not 12 months. Seem to turn up a day early.

So, do you not get to see your own? Is that what I missed?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:53, archived)
# No, I think I just never have for one reason or another
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:55, archived)
# No you will, I believe it's automatic.
EDIT: And moreover it may be the day before. Since it happens rarely I probably haven't taken quite the observant look.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:57, archived)
# It might be listed as completed days
i.e. yesterday was my 11 months 29th day and today is my 11 months 30th day but as it's not midnight yet it's technically an incomplete day?
Umm... not sure actually...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 13:03, archived)
# Nothing obliquely stated this time around.
Happy Candles!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:43, archived)
# Is the hidden message "shit, shit world"?
I like the toilets best :)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:41, archived)
# As I say there's nothing to read into it this time, save the fact I've had no internet for a day or two.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Best movie kiss ever.


Apologies if it's bindun before.
(Trash Ninja, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:52, archived)
# Get some!
(waxdart hello., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:02, archived)
# Spider hands, spider hands
Does whatever a spider hand wants.
(Trash Ninja, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:13, archived)
# more tongue action plz
*readies lotion and tea towel*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:25, archived)
[challenge entry] =]
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:27, archived)
# That spiddy is nicely buffed up
(or maybe it's lube...)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:35, archived)
# those norks...
*sigh*
(likeajackhammer, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:55, archived)
# He's a comin' honey...
(I helped save b3ta! VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:42, archived)
# sympathy reply :D

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:26, archived)
# Ridin' 'cross the plains
with a six shooter and a welfare package
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Let's go to web
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:28, archived)
# Pfft
They seem remarkably calm, considering...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:40, archived)
# Happy candle day!
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 15:24, archived)
# cool guys don't look at giant spiders.
(gosodafrog go on... do it., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 14:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Seams like a good place for Mr. Wolf ...Spider D=
(sik ly sweet, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 15:40, archived)
# ...
(I_am_B, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:28, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:37, archived)
# ^This^
but i think it was way more then 300
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:41, archived)
#
i ran out of '0's
(I_am_B, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:43, archived)
# Never mind the '70s
I'd rather like her to abuse me right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:42, archived)
# ^THIS
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:45, archived)
# ^ this
but more than once
(I_am_B, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:58, archived)
# she looks like a cross between nigella and suzi perry these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:45, archived)
# phwoar!

I really quite like the girl in the Bodyform advert. Shame she's on the blob
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:49, archived)
# what, the one that could go hang gliding and run a marathon
if it wasn't for the pain and discomfort of her body expelling her uterine lining, so she sits on the sofa with a big bowl of popcorn.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:00, archived)
# haha
not her, the one that's a bit more donw to earth and gets crushed on the tube and enjoys a music concert. May not be Bodyform, may be some other clunge-sponge product
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:03, archived)
# yeah, i think that the same one
maybe a different edit of the advert.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:59, archived)
# Yeah thats the same advert,
And she is quite nice.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 13:34, archived)
# this lass
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJm52Tktzvo
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 13:51, archived)
# If only.
My first bollock tingling sensations and fumblings into the world of wanking were based around Kate Bush.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:44, archived)
# Who was?
Debbie Harry, for me
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:53, archived)
# I think for me too
or possibly Pans People/Hot Gossip
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:55, archived)
# .
you forgot legs and co !
(I_am_B, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:58, archived)
# them too
which ones were active from the late 70s?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:03, archived)
# Oh god
Thinking about the Kenny Everett video cassette still gives me a tingly feeling.

Wait, that didn't come out right.
(gijoel, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:24, archived)
[challenge entry] He's under your desk right now!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:04, archived)
# Sexytiem!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:09, archived)
# Aww bless.
*Tickles under chin*
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:12, archived)
# OMG!
He's in Donald Trump's hair!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:13, archived)
# Looks like he's in pain.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:08, archived)
[challenge entry] This is amazing
Actually it's not. Let us not think how unoriginal and poorly done this is. Instead, just print it off, frame it and hang it on the wall. And maybe one day, your grandchild will sit on your knee and ask you of the day Fat Roland uploaded that picture. Tell me more, grandpaw, tell me more! No, little child, you must go to the dungeon like mommy said.


Click for bigger (158 kb)
(Fat Roland [0.01 posts a month and going strong], Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:58, archived)
# well it's put the song in my head
Spider lyrics and all
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:14, archived)
# . . . in to this house we're born.
to the dungeon! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:26, archived)
# Newsletter subject line compo
c'mon females and blokes
got any original jokes?
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:37, archived)
# Savile - the story that just keeps giving
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:37, archived)
# Like this, you mean?

Couldn't shoehorn a Disney reference in here; not for lack of trying.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:05, archived)
# Flooding your inbox like.. etc
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:38, archived)
# Flooding your inbox like Sandy and Savile dogging in a New York kindergarten
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:40, archived)
# Molesting your inbox like Saville's cigar of flesh spewing lovejuice all over Sandy's cheek
..
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:45, archived)
# Filling your inbox like Savile's creamy man-goo and Sandy's salty wetness
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:48, archived)
# The last newsletter of the free world
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:38, archived)
# Now with added Starr Whores, brought to you by Disney and the BBC.
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:38, archived)
# COMING AT YOU LIKE A 70s ENTERTAINER.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:39, archived)
# written by people who took GCSEs
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:39, archived)
# written during a Haribo rush
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:40, archived)
# Infringing Apple patents since 2001
(I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:41, archived)
# How come Bill Wyman gets away with it?
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:41, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:43, archived)
# Winnar.
(I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:45, archived)
# Looney Toons buys Star Trek!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:41, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:43, archived)
# This week featuring Saville's Glittering Starr
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:41, archived)
# ^ This one ^ This one ^ This one^ !
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:43, archived)
# do you want that one?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:44, archived)
# What one?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:48, archived)
# How to Fossilise your Hamster
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:42, archived)
# no, we don't know who Alt-J are either.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:43, archived)
# One of them is in disguise


and another of them is farrrrrr away
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:53, archived)
# Billy Bragg love-child shocker!
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:14, archived)
# Which one doesn't play synth?
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:39, archived)
# I have no idea
Mrs S kept blabbering to me during the awards prog last night about all the bands and their albums. I just played with my phone and pretended to listen. As usual.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:55, archived)
# SMITE THY ASS
HUG THOSE PUPPIES
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:43, archived)
# exposing 'men' who are scared of spiders
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:44, archived)
# bullshit, all lies!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:46, archived)
# LOOK! ON YOUR SHOULDER!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:53, archived)
# we ate freddie starr's hamster
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:44, archived)
# No longer available on Ceefax
(I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:44, archived)
# ^ this
(waxdart hello., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:08, archived)
# Fixing it like Jim since 2001
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:47, archived)
# Mickey Mouse is a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:48, archived)
# ..
i wish Kate Bush had sexually abused me when i was underage
(I_am_B, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:54, archived)
# in my dreams, she did
abuse me, I mean, not you. I don't even know you. WHO ARE YOU? GET OUT OF MY DREAMS!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:55, archived)
# the list is growing
police believe more than 300 underage boys wished Kate Bush had sexually abused them in the 70's
(I_am_B, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:59, archived)
# I used to call her,,,,,,, KATE'S BUSH!!!
ahahahaha
hahahahahahaha
hahahaha
haha
ha

ahem
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:08, archived)
# I'm sure there's a saying...
that three in the hand is worth one in Kate Bush. Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:15, archived)
# aaaaaaaarghhh
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 2 Nov 2012, 15:30, archived)
# yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 16:08, archived)
# Win
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:26, archived)
# Filling the gaps in Pete Townshend's long-awaited autobiography
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:55, archived)
# oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:56, archived)
# lets face it, secretly we are all rather impressed with Jimmy
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:56, archived)
# Reminds me of the Reginald D Hunter thing on Fritzl
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ab1oCPru664&t=330

He was good at DIY and multitasking.
(I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:00, archived)
# Heal those psychological wounds with all-new Jimmy Savlon.
(I helped save b3ta! greg_evigan is possibly deceased on, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:00, archived)
# Please America, not the pro-rape one. Love & hugs, rest of world.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:02, archived)
# Hey - how come I didn't get a candle yesterday?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:03, archived)
# Austerity
Rob can't afford the wax any more. We're all in it together.
(I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:04, archived)
# Donald Trump Offers $5M to Charity if all of Savile's accusers show their birth certificates
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:13, archived)
# You don't know what you're doing.
Sheesh, it's 4am where I am. What am I doing up.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:21, archived)
# HERE'S SOME SHIT IN YOUR MAILBOX!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:23, archived)
# Thrusting into more boxes than Jimmy Savile's nob
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:23, archived)
# Giving you a Triple A***+ for coursework.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:29, archived)
# Storm Force Nonce - The clean up.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:58, archived)
# Hitler. Hitler! It's always something about Hitler.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:01, archived)
# Filled with Glitter and Starrs
(waxdart hello., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:03, archived)
# Yoda fucked me hard in my soul.
(waxdart hello., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:04, archived)
# B3TA - Sold to Disney for a penny.
(waxdart hello., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:04, archived)
# Dear Jim, please fix it for me to meet Michael Jackson :(
(waxdart hello., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:07, archived)
# this udder feels strange can i take my blindfold off?
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:16, archived)
# Moooo
(waxdart hello., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:27, archived)
# Disney Fucks Kids.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Not so much Star Wars, but a Lucasfilm franchise. So I'll drop it here anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:35, archived)
# oh freddie
(Shandi Peters, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:35, archived)
# an unshopped screenshot from 2007

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:37, archived)
# its toap... its probly been done.. im not sure it merits a posting ,,, i havent checked its probly 600meg in size... but its friday
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:17, archived)
# I sense a disturbance in the RIS
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:25, archived)
# well, you see...
Romney is a , uhhhh , has , ahhhhh fuck! I dont know either
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:25, archived)
# WTHAYBOA?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:26, archived)
# WTBALBOA
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:28, archived)
# Rocky's esteemed but slightly less famous uncle
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:30, archived)
# I read about him -- he was quite the scrapper
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:41, archived)
# Is that the I Love Horses typeface??
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:31, archived)
# I love Romney, best of all the Republicans
I love Romney, he hates gays

Also: CANDLES
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:51, archived)

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