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[challenge entry] Indeed
 photo magic-hands-SUPERMINI.gif
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 13:32, archived)
# It's the most magical cunt since Paul Daniels.
Nicely!
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 13:41, archived)
# I'm replying again as this needs more replies.
C'mon fuckers, join in.
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 14:09, archived)
# Whiteboard cunt him in the magical fuck, Barry!
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 14:27, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 14:24, archived)
[challenge entry] I did this one too.
It took fare too long...
 photo tiny-letters-MINI.gif
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 14:46, archived)
# worth the effort :D
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 14:52, archived)
# Fuck my red shitbox pal
is one of the longer sentences you can get with one set of alphabet letters.
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 15:11, archived)
# Not normally the sort of thing I draw...
But it had been suggested that I give it a go.



NSFW Click for 221k of someone who's not wearing all of their clothes. NSFW

Apologies for really shitty scan quality - fucking Epson can't make a scanner that isn't shit. It looks much cleaner in real life.
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 12:51, archived)
# Anatomically accurate
ly accurate
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 12:53, archived)
# I'd have just drawn a skeleton for that....
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 12:57, archived)
# Phwoar :D
A fine young specimen
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 12:58, archived)
# Spose. I was more interested in the drawing aspect than "ooh, bewbs!"
Think I'll mostly stick to drawing the feathered kind.
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 13:04, archived)
# Keep it up
Life drawing is Art 101 :)
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 13:15, archived)
# Dunno.
While the Mrs thinks it's amusing, not sure if I should really sit there looking at effectively porn for something for draw.
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 13:27, archived)
# Hmm, that sounded a bit prudish.
I meant that in terms of the number of pieces of work I have to get done soon, this sort of thing is down the list and it also removes the arched eyebrow and "Research or fun, love?" from the Mrs...
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 13:45, archived)
# Got a local art society?
At mine we club together to hire life models 4-5 times a year
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 13:54, archived)
# Then draw lots to see who goes curb-crawling?
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 13:58, archived)
# Hahaha :D
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 13:59, archived)
# Ha!
"Hey HEIKM, why are all the girls you draw alseep?"
"Alseep. Yeeeah...."
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 14:00, archived)
# Haha wish it was only ladies
The dirty old woman who books the models gets blokes half the damn time

EDIT must dash, fluffy wants to go to beach and I plan to draw a massive time lapse cock in the sand if it's not too busy
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 14:04, archived)
# I bet that gets awkward:
"Hey! My cock's way bigger than that! Draw it again."
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 14:08, archived)
# I tend to 'gloss' over that area but last time we had a fat chap
who didn't have a single hair on his body and I had the full frontal experience in various poses for 3 hours solid.
laters ;)
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 14:13, archived)
# Pick up a mind bleach for me while you're at the shops.
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 14:23, archived)
# It took more than the 1 bottle :'(
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 17:52, archived)
# Ask the Mrs to model.
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 13:48, archived)
# ^this
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 13:52, archived)
# Number 52 in a series "Pictures Colonel Boris never posted on b3ta"
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 13:53, archived)
# 1-51 and 53-99 being all blurry camera phone pictures of your Johnson?
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 13:55, archived)
# You must have chewed a lot of bubble gum to collect all those.
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 13:59, archived)
# phwoooar
norks and all! : )
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 14:33, archived)
# The unsung heroes delivering our volts come rain and shine...
This week we feature the Ind Coope 400kV L6 Jocky Wilson Signature Series pylon on the main haul just south of Abertillery.

(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 12:16, archived)
# You're a bit late for the challenge
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 12:26, archived)
# Blimey...
If there is one certainty in the universe, it's that whatever you can imagine, no matter how strange it is, someone on b3ta has already thought of it and drawn a magenta cock on it. - Carl Sagan.
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 12:41, archived)
# "Billions and billions of them." - also Carl Sagan
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 13:46, archived)
# "Don't shoot until you see the whites of their eyes" - Car- aw shit, it wasn't him, was it?
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 14:03, archived)
# Without doubt one of the finest challenges we've ever had.
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 12:55, archived)
# Aw fuck, I miss The Neville.
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 13:51, archived)
# How rare.
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 12:34, archived)
# Ed Balls?

What's the shadow chancellor doing up there?
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 12:52, archived)
# I like this
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 13:07, archived)
# This has been informative and woosome.
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 13:49, archived)
# :D fine arts!
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 14:47, archived)
# toddle peeps
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 11:38, archived)
# Hello you, long time no see!
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 11:39, archived)
# Mostly lurking on /links thesedays.
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 11:41, archived)
# me too
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 15:08, archived)
# haha :D
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 15:52, archived)
# Shut up woman, get on my gusset
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 11:42, archived)
# This meets with my Mediocre approval.
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 11:44, archived)
# Jesus!
Ola chuck.
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 11:49, archived)
# Hey :D
*Devoluciones onda*
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 11:54, archived)
# Oh hai maiden :)
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 11:58, archived)
# click, click, click, click, click, HA!
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 12:10, archived)
# hahaha :D
mantle/fire... would
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 12:08, archived)
# That has to be a good BJ face right there
would you dare?
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 12:10, archived)
# MONSTER TOE
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 13:07, archived)
# Even a camel would run away screaming.
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 13:14, archived)
# Pfft.
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 13:46, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 16:15, archived)
# Frankenwinner!
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 20:40, archived)
# gusset's going to be one of those days
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 20:42, archived)
# introducing the iPaddington

Thanks to @trevypoos for the idea.
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 11:00, archived)
# You can use the web browser to Peru'se the internet
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 11:12, archived)
# Consider yourself iSpanged
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 11:57, archived)
# oh. god.
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 13:08, archived)
# Unbearable.
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 15:02, archived)
# due to limited battery life it may be the darkest Peru'se you've ever had
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 16:41, archived)
# But only runs stuff....
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 12:30, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 13:08, archived)
# Please look after this phone.
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 13:59, archived)
# I fixed it!
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 0:34, archived)
# HI I'M GROGE BUHS
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 1:11, archived)
# Deep.
I'm still trying to digest this news.
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 1:58, archived)
# me too
And such boring childlike paintings, I just...
..I don't know yet.
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 11:44, archived)
# Pffft!
Ecce Dubya.
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 7:08, archived)
# for when taters wakes up
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 8:09, archived)
# and for everyone else
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 8:12, archived)
# Tits and coffee
Coffee and Tits

It must be Saturday. Waheeeey!
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 8:59, archived)
# Mmmm
Tea :)
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 9:10, archived)
#

(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 9:16, archived)
# michael j fox in 'caffeine overdose 2: the free refill' (8/10, heat magazine)
edit: damn mis-spelt caffeine. i need more coffee...
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 10:14, archived)
# Science!
"people who are regular coffee drinkers are less likely to develop Parkinson's disease"

https://www.michaeljfox.org/foundation/news-detail.php?Caffeine-aids-Parkinsons-Symptoms

(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 10:19, archived)
#
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 10:26, archived)
# Hahahaha oh man
I still love this place.
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 13:09, archived)
# couldn't resist...


*may contain less than 100% of horse
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 12:50, archived)
# That's better :)
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 13:49, archived)
# both are fabulous.
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 17:37, archived)
# Nicely that
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 9:15, archived)
# That's for taters, not us
We got coffee'n'tits
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 9:18, archived)
# Poor taters
Coffee & tits ftw
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 9:23, archived)
# Paperman's cool and so is this.
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 20:41, archived)
# hahaha
nice
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 11:01, archived)
# Now contains your entire lifetime's supply of iron content
(, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 23:29, archived)
# Subtle.
(, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 23:39, archived)
# Urgh
That luminous yellow topping is far more revolting than the prospect of horse meat.
(, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 23:44, archived)
# Mmmm Polycheeseathene Emulsion.
(, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 23:47, archived)
# NOT PETRIL?
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 0:06, archived)
# did anyone put freebase on it yet?
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 1:42, archived)
#
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 2:41, archived)
# 100% fuck.
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 7:07, archived)
# haha :D
have an oldie
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 12:09, archived)
#
(, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 23:08, archived)
# All sheds offend me.
Your shed makes me LIVID.
(, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 23:12, archived)
#
Sorry
(, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 23:13, archived)
# Before I fuck off back to my own garden
I'm going to KICK FUCK out of your shed.
(, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 23:20, archived)
# Then I'm going to poo on it.
(, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 23:21, archived)
# OK I'm sorry for that outburst, I won't lay a finger on your shed.
Your shed makes me ANGRY but I'll be the better man.
(, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 23:38, archived)
# But it'll be ok to show on TV
because it's now after the watershed.
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 1:19, archived)
#
(, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 23:26, archived)
# AMBWSHED
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 9:03, archived)
# that's no cuntshed
(, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 23:16, archived)
# ^This
(, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 23:28, archived)
# ANGRY AT SHEDS
(, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 23:19, archived)
# SHEDS NO
NO SHEDS
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 0:19, archived)
# Hop and Chang
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 0:59, archived)
#
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 1:08, archived)
#
(, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 22:45, archived)
# W
T......F
(, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 22:46, archived)
# Herman, buddy,
what the shuddering fuck have you just done?
(, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 22:53, archived)
# Herman?
Herman? HERMAN!
(, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 23:00, archived)
#
(, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 23:34, archived)
# flanbase :)
(, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 23:28, archived)
# That's some funny shit
I couldn't give a fuck any more, lol
if I saw that I would piss myself laughing
(, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 23:58, archived)
# God that's hideous.
Well done!
(, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 23:00, archived)
# *writes letter of complaint*
does this star charles dance?
(, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 23:01, archived)
#
(, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 23:18, archived)
#
(, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 23:38, archived)
# eurgh
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 0:18, archived)
# it's like i've died and gone to hell :D :D
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 12:04, archived)
# haha that film is some kind of mad nightmare genius isn't it?
top clickage!!
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 14:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Penis
(, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 21:11, archived)
# is pubes: the sequel to cum?
let's hope it doesn't suffer from prequel syndrome.
(, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 21:19, archived)
#
(, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 21:26, archived)
# pubes !
but nicely anyway
(, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 21:26, archived)
# my photoshop kept stalling with any more frames hence the lack of pubes.
If I had more K I could do it... but 400k is too small.
(, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 21:44, archived)
# fnar fnar
(, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 21:57, archived)
# just won best trick, shes good on a bey.m.x.
(, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 20:40, archived)
# ohoh
nice. you got the full legs in too.


I just couldn't get them in the right place..
(, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 20:51, archived)
# this deserves kudos
(, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 20:54, archived)
# thanks muchly.
(spent too much time on the wheel you cant see.)
(, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 20:56, archived)
# that shit is rotating like a muthafuck
kudos

also dubbal suave freebase amidst a jaggering beyonce fuckstorm



imjussayin
(, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 20:58, archived)
# well spotted!
thought the sunglasses woulda thrown a few.


thanksforsayin
(, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 23:43, archived)
# It looks like she's enjoying that.
(, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 21:33, archived)
# Nice wheel animation
shame it's 868kb FAQ
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 9:34, archived)
# this deserves kudos by proxy


imjussayin
(, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 20:54, archived)
# I'd [verb] her [noun].
(, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 21:41, archived)
# pervo.
you dont have to be so graphic!
(, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 23:40, archived)
# I've been drinking.
Sorry.
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 1:09, archived)
#
(, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 20:29, archived)
# i thought this was blake, it's goya


imjussayin
(, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 21:12, archived)
#
So did I. This was nearly an On The Buses thing.
(, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 21:24, archived)
# I don't know what I like
but I know art.
So clicked.
(, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 22:22, archived)
# This meat scandal just gets worse and worse...
(, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 19:55, archived)
# Rare!
(, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 20:05, archived)
# he was sick of the palsy
(, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 20:07, archived)
# Unexpected light ham
in the baggage area.
(, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 22:23, archived)
# "Austerity, austerity, my kingdom for austerity"

apologies - variation on a theme
(, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 19:55, archived)
#
(, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 20:00, archived)
# Peter Sellers is looking rough.
(, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 20:03, archived)
# CUTS! CUTS! CUNTS!
(, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 20:03, archived)
# ha!
he looks very jolly with it, too :)
(, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 20:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Some sharpies
(, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 19:01, archived)
# I find this quite soothing.
(, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 19:39, archived)
# quite!
(, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 19:52, archived)
# I am sure this has been done, but well you know.
(, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 18:34, archived)
#
(, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 18:49, archived)
# I done a gif.
Click for alternative.
(, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 19:12, archived)
# I'll have a ris please Bob
(, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 18:52, archived)
# The first w in www = world
(, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 18:54, archived)
# I'll have a ris to that too cheers
(, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 18:56, archived)
# Things happen outside the UK.
(, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 19:00, archived)
# care to enlighten us what the connection is between finding nemo and game of thrones?
The only results show Sean Bean's Ned Stark character, but I'm still drawing a blank
(, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 19:14, archived)
#
mediadecoder.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/02/07/a-fish-er-storm-named-nemo/

Talk about sucking the life out of a (very bad) gag...
(, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 19:15, archived)
# sorry fella
Google doesn't seem to care yet
(, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 19:29, archived)
# Hurrah I geddit
*after 10 minutes
Shame Michael Fish isn't around to report it :D
(, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 19:23, archived)
# RIP
(, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 21:23, archived)
[challenge entry] It's bigger on the inside......

(, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 18:25, archived)
# There's no door!
(, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 18:30, archived)
# There's no SPOON
not door, there IS a door.
(, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 18:36, archived)
# SPIN YOU FUCKER, SPIN

..__.
spotify:track:6juIzbXd7ERNLhYCcOpi7u (Check Yo Self by Ice Cube)
spotify:track:3Mmmr4iue87aK05TvQaAO4 (Da Rockwilder by Method Man)
71, 11, 71, 20, 179, 35, 14 = 401
spotify:track:1BqGZPqmj8zV5vDVMdUShE (Hamburger Train by Primus)
www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/deubbal_dutch_screencap_delboyonline_re_tardis_333_3.jpg_____________outofdatejape_________
spotify:track:1iZHKK0iqQy4agjSO0n0OB (Break And Enter by Prodigy)
Best Susan?









www.savoy.abel.co.uk/1news.html
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www.onlive.co.uk/
spotify:track:0oT6bp17bp05e8V2JEIaPM (Smoke Break (Instrumental) by The Alchemist)

spotify:track:4NTn0Yo8hTGW5tbBANBzfh (You Can Do It - Feat. Mack 10 And Ms Toi by Ice Cube)
spotify:track:2ZwLnvDRx0f32sxnp3zJJB (Bagpipes From Baghdad by Eminem)
(, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 18:58, archived)

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