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# another bloody drawing
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:20, archived)
# Zelda?
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:24, archived)
# nah
nothing in particular
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:28, archived)
# Geralt of Rivia?
/has been playing Witcher 2 lately blog

very nice! Great detail on the cloth.
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:28, archived)
# Ooh, nice
Close-up of the back of a horse's head?
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:33, archived)
# These have been a nice series to see, but I think I've been B3tan once too often.
Initially it looked like a limp gentleman's sausage (still with its roll-neck sweater on). Thankfully that image got elbowed out pretty quickly!
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:55, archived)
# I think I am really done with them now
And piniscock? lol, I can't even see that , pervert!
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:01, archived)
# hahaha
I wasn't going to say it, but I thought this also, on first glance.
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:25, archived)
# I was slouching too low in my seat and it looked just like a black rectangle!
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Bleats for itself, I think.
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:19, archived)
# Planning a ram-raid?
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:34, archived)
# It'll be the ewe-sual suspects.
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:55, archived)
[challenge entry] it REALLY wasn't worth it...
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:51, archived)
# I meant post it as a reply to your other one down there
but that's um... very nice! *sheepish grin*
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:57, archived)
# by the time I'd figured out how to do that, we'd be on another image challenge.
i contemplated posting then deleting really quickly, but i hear you get ya legs chopped off for that sort of thing round here...
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:59, archived)
# Nah - leave it up there
It's an intriguingly cryptic image.

And besides, we're having a nice chat.
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:03, archived)
# someone with better football knowledge than I have
could probably date that inflatable sheep very accurately...
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:01, archived)
# swansea vs cardiff
1989.
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:03, archived)
# Not Forest v Derby?
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:05, archived)
# well that would just be silly.
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:07, archived)
# football?
silly? the very idea!
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:12, archived)
# Aha! I got what I asked for :)
One can only presume where the nozzle is...
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:04, archived)
# don't make me make another picture..
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:06, archived)
# Oh yes, I DEMAND it...
and make the man who's filling her up wear a clown costume. And put a dinosaur in the background ;)
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:09, archived)
# ok?
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:26, archived)
# Hahahahaha :D
It's the 'here' sign that makes this :) Excellent work!
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:31, archived)
# can i go out and play now?
tommo's got a new footy and it's not raining...?
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:32, archived)
# Ahh, alright
have fun and don't stay out too late *ruffles hair*
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:35, archived)
# Cheers S.C!
you're the best weekday dad ever!
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:38, archived)
# what an obliging chap you
are...
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:32, archived)
# obliging means bored yeah?
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:35, archived)
# haha - making silly pictures is one of
the best ways to waste time I know. Just wish I could think of something funny...

*thinks*
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:38, archived)
# Taking the James Bond films and replacing one word from each title with the word 'poo'.
then re-making the posters with said poo joke. that should keep you busy, a good starter would be 'poofinger'.
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:41, archived)
# Nah - I've already done a James Bond poo gag.
Odd Job's in the toilet:
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:44, archived)
# well then.
yes you have.
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:45, archived)
# I try not to repeat myself.
:)
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:46, archived)
# a sean bean-bag?
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:49, archived)
# Or a hill of Sean Beans?
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:51, archived)
# there ya go
that should fill half an hour. then it's not too early to go to the pub and eat pork scratchings until you can't feel your toes.

that's when to stop yeah?
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:53, archived)
# Quck and very, very dirty.
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:20, archived)
# hurray!
i might suggest it as a image challenge.
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:32, archived)
# way too small.
The sheep looks to have a volume of around 100m^3, and will have a lift of approximately 20kilos, tops.
(, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 2:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Hey, it's a living...
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:40, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:41, archived)
# haha
dirty perverts
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:22, archived)
# haha!
wind that bobbin up, baby!
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:44, archived)
# Of course, he'd have to spin the wheel anti-clockwise,
which isn't very user-friendly from the position he's standing in - but that's another yarn...
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:07, archived)
# that's a technical detail
that most people would miss, I'm thinking... :)
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:13, archived)
# I'm my own worst critic... :s
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:32, archived)
# haha - I think we all are.
I obsess over little details when all anyone really sees is the joke. If you're lucky.
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:33, archived)
# Hahaha! Fantastic.
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:50, archived)
# filth!
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:51, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Proper lols Well deserved click
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:13, archived)
# winner!
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:15, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:27, archived)
# :D :D
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:33, archived)
# Phwoar :)
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:06, archived)
# Ha Ha!!
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 20:47, archived)
# Lovely.
I'm now beginning to wish I was Welsh or Australian.
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 23:19, archived)
# oooh thats good
(, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 13:26, archived)
# You are sick sick sick sick sick.
I love you.
(, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 10:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick n dirty album cover.


Track 10.
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:15, archived)
# Git.
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:17, archived)
# Saving the planet
one sheep at a time...
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:28, archived)
# To quote myself from yesterday: GAHHHH!
Needs more Natalie Portman with a pot plant.
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Don't step on my blue suede ewes....

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:14, archived)
# *bop* *bop* *bop* *bop* :D
That's a fine head of hair he's got!
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:22, archived)
# Doof doof doof doof doof doof doof doof ...
BASSLINE!
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:57, archived)
[challenge entry] ha! is he doing the lambada?
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:59, archived)
# haha!
*requests Don't be Cr-ewe-l*

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:08, archived)
# You're on fire Moleypoos!!
WOO :)
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:12, archived)
# *requests something by Lamb*
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:33, archived)
# is that 'DONK' or 'OONTS!'
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:33, archived)
# hahaha, aw yeah!
Sammy Davis Jr?
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:16, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:04, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:13, archived)
# Hahaha!
Sorry for posting right on top of ewe...
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:15, archived)
# heh, no problem.
I shouldn't have thought 'ooh, no threads for _ages_!' as I posted.
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:37, archived)
# pfft. Loving the ear plugs.
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:19, archived)
# Haha
Those sheep eyes are freaking me out...
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:22, archived)
[challenge entry] hahaha - lovely...
while we're on the subject - here's a baa chart I made ages ago:
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:02, archived)
# I can count more than 7 sheep without chemical assistance
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:11, archived)
# Counting sheep has never worked for me
One of them will start doing a little dance and distract me, or another one'll refuse to jump. My imaginary sheep are far too disobedient.
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:16, archived)
#
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:34, archived)
# that too,
obviously...

edit: Haha - I'd forgotten all about that vid's existence. It's a cracker.
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:36, archived)
# Hahabaabaaabaaaaa!
:D
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:54, archived)
# OH MY
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:19, archived)
# U-Axis! Hahahaha!
:D
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:21, archived)
# well spotted!
:)
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:27, archived)
# hahaha
I thought it was an Oscar Pistorius nightmare joke at first?
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:18, archived)
[challenge entry] that aint no fluffy cloud, that's a hot air sheep. idiot.
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 9:35, archived)
# nicely!
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 9:47, archived)
# Yay!
So, have we had the following yet?

Graze Anatomy
Tim (O)vine
Imperial Ruminant
Mutton Hoo
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 9:56, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 9:59, archived)
# given that you can fill their guts to make haggis or footballs
I reckon this could be worth a try, wool is quite stretchy too...
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:02, archived)
# nice
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:22, archived)
# what were the clouds like you were young?
They went on forever .... little fluffy clouds ...
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:26, archived)
# her voice always creeps me out
like a proper hippy voice, but with a tone of 'i play with blood in the bathtub'...
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:34, archived)
# I was always under the impression
that the person who was asking 'What were the skies like when you were young?' was TVs famous LeVar Burton (Geordi LaForge in Star Trek) but Wikipedia says it's not :(
Thankfully, for those wanting to hear Burton's voice on an early 90's track from an English-based electronic dance music duo with 'orb' in their name need look no further than 'The Moebius' by Orbital.
This has been a public-service message.
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:29, archived)
# i 'eard somewhere, that the woman on that track
was a bit miffed that they used her voice. surely she's too far away with the fairies to give two hoots etc etc
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:26, archived)
# coughMichael Dorncough
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:19, archived)
# coughMichael Dorn
followed by LeVar Burton (the 'when we reach that point' bit)cough
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:46, archived)
# I wonder what that looks like
on the ground, slowly being filled with gas...
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:23, archived)
# ok, I've done an image of this...
it's by no means good enough to post as an entry, so how the ruddy chuff do I just reply with an image? answers on a postcard...
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:24, archived)
# use teh uplaod codez!
Just type img src="your image's url" in pointy brackets in the reply part.
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:33, archived)
# sigh...
my image. it has no url... nevermind, I think the moment has passed now..
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:44, archived)
# You could always put it up on b3tards - that's what I always do...
Post it you big tease!
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:46, archived)
# really really wasn't worth it...
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:52, archived)
# success!
you now have a new skill - it was definitely worth it.
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:58, archived)
# every days a school day.
apart from bank holidays, weekends, holidays and inset days.
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:02, archived)
# and Fridays for me.
I'm working a four day week at the moment. Bliss...
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:04, archived)
# is it the 70's again?!
oh wait, that was 3 days. they were lucky back then.
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:05, archived)
# lovely...
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:09, archived)
[challenge entry] oh the humanity...
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 9:34, archived)
# armageddon sheep!
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 9:36, archived)
# it's one of the first signs...
it says here anyway...
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 9:37, archived)
# Baaaahmageddon
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 9:45, archived)
# That wool
creates a lot of static electricity...
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:30, archived)
# What, no one?
No one's done "Oh, the ewemanity" yet?

You're slipping boys & girls.
(, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 10:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Not sure why I bothered with this
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 9:19, archived)
# every toim oi click me hooves a kid doi's
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 9:35, archived)
# "Then stop clicking them!"
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 9:56, archived)
# Where the sheeps have no name
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:29, archived)
# With or without ewe.
Nicely done there!
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:11, archived)
# Ta
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:03, archived)
# Wonderful!
Particularly like Edge's bandana
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:31, archived)
# Thanks,
not sure the ears work though...
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:03, archived)
# Sadly, that's a Craig David-style wooly hat, not a bandana
If his taste in hats matched his quality on a 6-string, then they'd surely be the bestest hats ever.

W. Axl Rose is the only rockstar I can think of right now, who wears a bandana...unless it was meant to be a pun - baandana?

I fully agree with the quality of the photoshopping, though. Great stuff.
(, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 15:49, archived)
[challenge entry]

(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 9:13, archived)
# rude!
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 9:35, archived)
# this gives me the horn
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:22, archived)
# Flaaaaaaaaarrrpppp
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:31, archived)
# haha!
the cheeky bleeder!
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:10, archived)
[challenge entry] *graphics representative of gameplay only


(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 0:23, archived)
# apparently you can actually pay to do this in laos
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 0:40, archived)
# How much is it?
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 0:42, archived)
# It cost muttons
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 9:06, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 23:38, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 23:46, archived)
# Hahahah oh dear.
(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 23:47, archived)
# Haha! :D
(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 23:47, archived)
# I like the bit where Lenny Henry's dressed as a rabbit.
(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 23:50, archived)
# ooof!
(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 23:59, archived)
# Fucking rabbits have killed my sheeps
(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 23:59, archived)
# gah, i wouldn't recommend typing 'drowned sheep' into google image search
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 0:15, archived)
# *tempted*
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 0:33, archived)
# Number 4, I take it?
Bloody hell...
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 0:35, archived)
# Grim! lol
ha ha
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 0:19, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 0:23, archived)
# hahaha...
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 9:02, archived)
[challenge entry] When Sheep and Mutagens Collide.
(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 23:36, archived)
# ah shit, sorry man
didn't mean to post right above you

nice happy pompom, btw
(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 23:39, archived)
# Don't sweat it, man.
You've only cost me a place in the National Portrait Gallery.
I mean....I like your work! Great sheepage!
(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 23:42, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 23:43, archived)
# ;)
(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:39, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeeeee heeee heeeeeee
this made me not just laugh....
but s t r a n g e l y :@ )
it's amazing how many eyeless creatures there are that look like they're looking at something. This must lead to a lot of unnecessary pub violence. As opposed to necessary pub violence, which obviously means I'm degressing. Again. Hello flower, howz u?
(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:46, archived)
# Are you on drugs?
Can I have some?
(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 23:00, archived)
# Microscopic cuddlies!
(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:51, archived)
# It does indeed look like a six-armed-manatee
If manatees were made from inside-out vacuum cleaners
(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 23:13, archived)
# Oh the tiny tardigrade!
(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:59, archived)
#
(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 23:21, archived)
# Ha! Ha!
EVERYBODY MUST GET STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONED!
(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 23:38, archived)
# They covered it up
Like McCartney. RIP
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 0:40, archived)
# YES!
(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 23:47, archived)
# ahaha
well spotted
(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 23:48, archived)
# how many blimps must a man bring down?
(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 23:51, archived)
# The answer my friend
is UNEXPECTED BOB DYLAN
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 0:18, archived)
# that's genius!
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 9:57, archived)
# I'd look worries as well if my arse was explode.
(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 23:21, archived)
# ALL THE TIME HIS ASS
(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 23:48, archived)
# CAPTAIN!
(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 23:49, archived)
# MY ASS!
(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 23:52, archived)
# HIS ASS!
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 0:18, archived)
# Looks like Zuckuss in an inflatable sumo suit.
(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 23:21, archived)
# Double-hard bastards.
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 0:00, archived)
# Very much this^^^
Boiled and live! Frozen and live.! dumped in outerspace? yup Live!
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 3:49, archived)
# I'm proud to be called tardy!
(, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 23:19, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:27, archived)
# Here
We'll help with the timing
(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:35, archived)
# Yes, that's better
(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:36, archived)
# I think they
have a different number of frames.

I made them in a rush ages ago
(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:41, archived)
# About 8 years ago?
Long enough to adjust the frame rate, donchathink?
(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:43, archived)
# needs
a little more, or a little less
Nope - just right.
Bah!
(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:47, archived)
#
(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 23:25, archived)
[challenge entry] 8 years I've waited for this challenge
(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:27, archived)
# Hurrah!
(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:29, archived)
[challenge entry] ooh, and there's this one too
(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:33, archived)
# Heh heh heh
(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:34, archived)
# What you need is a mirror-matic
Instructions: hold mirror alongside sawn edge. Voila!
(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:38, archived)
# Boing! wheeeeeeeeee thud.
(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:34, archived)
# Very sheepish of you.
(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:36, archived)
# yes , but which one do i click 'i like this' .......
???
(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:43, archived)
# Half cloud half sheep.
Nice!
(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 23:17, archived)
# I think the new Justin Timberlake album cover is a bit much


(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:22, archived)
# Can you guess who it is yet?
/Rdli Halkis
(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:36, archived)
# I don't mean it looks like Saint Ridli
I mean I was imagining it in his voice
(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:40, archived)
# I don't think he killed kids or sang about crying rivers
(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:48, archived)
#
(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:29, archived)
# Cor! That's lully
(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:34, archived)
# fucking nice
(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:49, archived)
# Niiiiiiiiiice!
(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:51, archived)
[challenge entry] just peaing in your thread
(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:52, archived)
#
(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:32, archived)
# also:
that's flippin ace!
(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:52, archived)
# oh yes
Sumerian underworld
(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:59, archived)
# interesting style
(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:01, archived)
# Wacom style! Here's a slightly bigger:
(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:42, archived)
# That's like, real.
(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:19, archived)
# Thassa bit good.
(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:19, archived)
# Thanks all! o/
(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:43, archived)
# Cool!
(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 23:17, archived)
# Bonzai!
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 0:40, archived)
# cool
it's got a nice warmth to it.
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 0:41, archived)
[challenge entry] I bloody knew it!
(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:55, archived)
# kudos
for "they Live" reference :)
(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:41, archived)

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