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not quite as effective
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tubaman ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 22:40,
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i feel a sudden urge to eat rex beans
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 22:44,
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Never heard of him.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 22:57,
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he's big in khazakhstan
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 23:01,
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I can't hear
you.
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tubaman ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 23:02,
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pff
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 23:03,
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good spotting
on the TV remote!
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tubaman ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 23:07,
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it's one of those films you just don't forget
especially if you don't like beans
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 23:12,
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scary thumb!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 25 Apr 2013, 1:45,
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Good eye!
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever ,
Thu 25 Apr 2013, 3:59,
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Om nom nom
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boris the spider ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 22:40,
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boris the spider ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 22:50,
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Hahaha
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 22:51,
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if Spielberg browses /board,one of us might get lucky :D
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 22:51,
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Ahaha
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boris the spider ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 22:52,
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should have made it a metal cabinet
then you could have used the line "file, you son of a bitch!"
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 23:02,
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Quick and silly.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 22:30,
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Hahaha
It's a jaws rush!
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boris the spider ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 22:40,
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This time of night it's amazing there is anyone about, let alone a rush.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 22:50,
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Egads, I posted ten minutes after you
That probably breaks some etiquette or other that someone invented five years ago
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boris the spider ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 22:51,
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Not sure on that one, as usual it depends.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 22:57,
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9 minutes
i'm being edgy
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 23:06,
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I always edge
It keeps life fun
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boris the spider ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 23:13,
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fun? what is this "fun"?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 23:17,
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Beating ATOS at a tribunal, the only fun i've had in years.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 23:20,
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I thought that said "Beating ATOS at a funeral" and was mightily confused for a minute
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boris the spider ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 23:22,
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They would be there to declare the deceased 'fit for work'.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 23:24,
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my fun is failing of late
and it's just sad that i really miss knitting
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 23:26,
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Know the feeling well, gave up almost all hobbies years ago.
Some days even B3ta loses its' appeal. {8o Nothing wrong with knitting, quite meditative I believe.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 23:30,
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yes, but i can't do it
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 23:36,
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Ooops thought you'd given it up.
Nothing long lasting I hope.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 23:45,
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broken arm
serves me right for falling off chairs. wasn't even pissed :(
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 23:49,
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Strangely enough, being pissed might have saved you.
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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.-- ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 23:52,
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oh, i was pissed soon after
which is why i didn't realise it was broken till the next day. do not drink 2 large glasses of wine when you'res in mold shock.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 23:55,
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^this
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 23:57,
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Ouch
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 23:57,
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not to worry
minor surgery, decent painkillers and 6 weeks in a cast. no problem!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 25 Apr 2013, 0:01,
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Mmmmm painkillers
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Thu 25 Apr 2013, 0:21,
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only paracetamol and diclofenac
but diclofenac have the added bonus of knocking me out
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 25 Apr 2013, 0:25,
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Ew diclofenac makes me constantly nauseous.
Give me opioids every time. I still remember DF118s from ages ago. /oldpeoplediscussingillness {:-(
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Thu 25 Apr 2013, 0:44,
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i'm happy with anything that makes me sleep
speaking of which, my eyes are fighting for the same socket here. g'night!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 25 Apr 2013, 0:46,
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g'night
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Thu 25 Apr 2013, 0:57,
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I'm having a bit of a
I was going to spend more time on this, but then I didn't.
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 21:52,
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That's a huuuuge cottonbud
Imagine the size of the ear he wants to clean out.
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Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 21:53,
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or his jap's eye :(
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 21:55,
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Whaaat?
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 21:57,
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This reminds me of once on Jim'll Fix It in the 80s
someone went on there because they wanted to brush a hippopotamus's teeth. Why would anybody want to do that?
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 22:26,
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White dogshit on a stick?
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE> ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 21:54,
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already had supper
thanks anyway
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 21:56,
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How come you don't see that anymore?
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 21:56,
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Bloody brown dogshit. Coming over here. Taking over our pavements.
Equal rights for native dogshit!
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE> ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 22:17,
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It is no longer the '70s.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 22:51,
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nice night for a wahlk
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 22:05,
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is that Ted whatshisname....who I'd never heard of before b3ta?
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 22:11,
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he was the US president from 1943 to 1945
he was the first man to complete pacman before it was released
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 22:17,
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any man who can do these things gets my voting
I am clicking him right now
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 22:21,
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AVOTE FOR GOOCH IS A VOTE FOR FCK
FCK FOR 2015
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 22:23,
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awwyeahh
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 22:19,
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oh hai walken, how's the danson?
- wat? LOL
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 22:22,
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Walken in the park I guess.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 22:23,
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have you ever been to Wyoming?
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 22:25,
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Don't know them, sir.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 22:29,
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Kokomo?
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 22:31,
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nice shoulders
right across is the only way
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 22:28,
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haha too right.
he must bench like 350 pounds to get beefcake like that *whispers* ahh, shoulder pads...
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm) ,
Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:09,
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don't kill me it's my first challenge post
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:DG ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 21:21,
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squirrel
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 21:26,
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DAMN SWINE
someone cheque the vending fuck!
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 21:27,
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Well I like it.
So I'm going to click the button that says: "I like this!"
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE> ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 21:40,
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Hooray for Pork!
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Badman Farquhar : Three and-a-half inches of floppy fun ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 21:42,
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What has upset the little sausage?
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 22:48,
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You better not be loin to me!
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 21:56,
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Chocolate?
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Mung Too many bees! ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 21:09,
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hahahahahahahaha
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 21:09,
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Big Click
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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 21:10,
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Ah fuck :)
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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 21:10,
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1.618... ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 21:10,
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Milk and two
please
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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 21:12,
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Haha
fucking coconut one tastes like severed assfoot smothered in colonic gravy. Pink one's all day.
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 21:14,
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Ahahahaha!
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Tagnut loves pies ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 21:18,
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chomp chomp chewy chewy
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 21:21,
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pretty much sums up hersheys
:)
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alpaca muffalo bozzerella ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 22:17,
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yeah what is it with Hersheys?
their little choco drops things smell like sick!
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm) ,
Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:12,
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That's fucking excellent
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Jeremy Jumbles ,
Thu 25 Apr 2013, 3:28,
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Arf!
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MartinH ,
Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:13,
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International Llama
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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 21:00,
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suave as fuck
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 21:02,
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Suave as fuck.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 21:03,
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suave ass fuck
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charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 21:06,
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ahhhhhh yeeeaaaaahh
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alpaca muffalo bozzerella ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 21:06,
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Fuave as suck
From the neck down reminds me of Man in a Polyster Suit (minus the large phallus of course).
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Raving Homasecsyouall the hours are good but the work sucks ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 21:06,
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bitches love beige leisure suits
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 21:08,
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Nice suit, Havier, where ya ghett it, Pre-fund Boulevard? XD
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 21:12,
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Fucking hipster llamas.
*woo*
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE> ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 21:40,
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Fuckdiggity!
Don't harm a llama
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 21:45,
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and why the fuck not
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm) ,
Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:13,
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Nasty, modern things.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 20:56,
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With a touch of used sanitary towel
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Ghoti Fingers ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 21:05,
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:D
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 21:09,
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...like a marshmallow that Halloween did what to?
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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 21:12,
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haha I thought that too :D
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm) ,
Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:14,
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suave gooch
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 21:16,
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Image Challenge vote
The vote it is here. Choices include: * Grand opening: The Internet! We want to know what the grand opening of the Internet would have looked like had there been one. Make it happen. * Photoshop a horse * Funerals: they're all the rage it seems, so lets have a one word challenge on them. Show us how you want to go, redesign the funeral system, draw ironic celebrity funerals, etc. * Flowcharts, part II. Oh, how things have changed since the previous flowchart challenge, which produced this political insight . Time for an update, perhaps. Vote calculator:
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Fraser has joined the Moomins. ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 20:37,
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FLOWCHARTS UP IN THIS FUCK
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 20:41,
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10 Internet Opening A Horse.
20 GO TO 10
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 20:42,
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nah nah nah nah
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 20:49,
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if flowcharts doesn't win, i just lost my legs
:/
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 20:52,
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a week full of toaf?
pass
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 20:58,
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oh shit, i sold my liver for some dice
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 20:59,
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..hey hey hey..goodbye
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 20:56,
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^
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 21:05,
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BATMAN!
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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.-- ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 21:48,
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Funeral LOLz
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 22:22,
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Oh fuck no
I can't handle the irony
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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.-- ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 22:37,
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fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck, Big Tony is gonna eat my knees
CMON SNAKE EYES! denied
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 20:58,
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Fun with smarties...
Click the gif for full video (available in 1080p... golly!)
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Pandemonium in my underpants ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 20:25,
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What's all that about.."enter your mobile number" ?
or is it my computer? edit: must be my pc today....certain words are highlighted and linking...been doing it all day.......the word "video" took me to some page asking me for my number???Now it's gone and the Youtube vids there...wahey :D you're a bit bonkers :D
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 20:30,
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No idea
Must be your computer
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Pandemonium in my underpants ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 20:32,
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i think your computer is coming on to you
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 20:34,
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{:-D
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 21:01,
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nasty stuff that will force you to go to 4 pages with serious people suggesting different ways to clean your hijacked browser
no doubt including ventures into your registry thingies, deleting certain folders, uninstalling stuff in several stages etc - a few happy hours... Never had that particular one myself but have helped clean one similar once. Mind, that guy had managed to install 3 (three!) search toolbars and a load of other horrors (my father, no relation).
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Thu 25 Apr 2013, 5:43,
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augmented goodness
I'M IN THE FUCKING FUTURE
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 20:33,
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Enter them directly into my face!
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 20:34,
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I only want the BLUE ones!
/boilt spastard
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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 20:37,
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hahahaha
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 21:28,
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you'll never get poked in the eye again!
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm) ,
Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:16,
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in-knock-you-us ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 19:30,
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I see what you did there.
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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh. ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 19:33,
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Or lack thereof
D:
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 19:39,
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No more tough meats for you!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 19:56,
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Fukushima zoo has reopened...
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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.-- ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 19:03,
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fuck YOU, Shima!
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 19:06,
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chinballs
i recognise that tan
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alpaca muffalo bozzerella ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 19:26,
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shitstained muthafucka
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 19:30,
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Do you speak it?
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 19:52,
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DOES HE LOOK LIKE A HAVIERL?
- what? SAY WHAT AGAIN MUTHAJACOB, I DARE YA, I DOUBLE-DARE, DOES HE LOOK LIKE BANTHOOSIS? - what? HOW MANY HEDRONS, GOTTA GO TO GANNAMEAD? - what? LOL! also some nice stuff herewww.redbubble.com/people/monkdagola
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 19:56,
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Ha, thanks.
Haven't done much for a while, need to get back on my art game, whut.
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 20:36,
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i like this one a lot
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 20:41,
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That would be marvellous,
but I don't recommend sobriety.
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 20:44,
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I definitely will
bookmarked, will order some sweetfuckgoodness tomorrow
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 20:46,
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*dances*
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 21:46,
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Cute 'wants'
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 19:09,
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Oooh can I buy one?
Does it sell for Girhalf off?
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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh. ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 19:19,
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It's the first prize -
you have to buy a giraffle ticket.
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DogHorse plop ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 19:25,
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Nice! I wants in!!!
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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh. ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 19:27,
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XD
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hekim 66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 19:20,
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Why is it looking at me like that?
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Frogbeat ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 19:21,
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It wants to lick your eyes
with it's black tongues.
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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh. ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 19:29,
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this might actually make a good compo
'animals after a nuclear holocaust' nicely done, btw
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alpaca muffalo bozzerella ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 19:26,
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^this
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hekim 66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 19:31,
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Aye, maybe...
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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.-- ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 23:56,
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2 necks, sounds great
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 19:57,
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Thanks everyone
And the strange new/old person.
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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.-- ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 22:54,
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Nasa Mars Rover Penis Gaff explained: Experimental Hijinks Roombas
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4lfie ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 18:47,
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i'm rissing on the image - sorry but no idea what a roomba is?
but the link is ace! also if anyone has a kindle and fancies a cracking read, then go for The Martian [Kindle Edition] Andy Weir i got it when it was free a few weeks back and best book i've read for a long time - it's now at 77p but i'd still say money worth spending if you want to read something good ps - i am not andy weir
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knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it! ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 21:01,
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Winter is coming hard
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 18:24,
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i've just knocked my cast
and my armpain is excruciating. give me sympathy for my spasticness.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 18:43,
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have you been wrestling geese, again?
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 18:50,
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no
i caught it on the table and it's doing the electric stabby pain thing
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 18:51,
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you caught your goose on the table
tell the swine to get back in the kitchen the goose also
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 18:52,
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geese are so hard to control
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 18:59,
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all you do is put an N64 controller up their shitter and pray to your god
simples
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 19:00,
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i'm an atheist
hairy bikers time
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 19:03,
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most suave
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 19:06,
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talking of hard
it's a source of extreme disappointment that b3ta has allowed this landmark artwork to be created by johnny foreigner only the non-regulation colour and lack of pubes saves us from eternal ridiculede-ris
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empire of the pussycat requires more champage ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 18:50,
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hahahaha
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alpaca muffalo bozzerella ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 19:28,
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So yeah
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 17:43,
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OOF!
Right in the pundles.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 17:45,
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Your thing made me laugh.
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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 17:45,
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what's love got turd do with it?
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 17:45,
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haha
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 17:48,
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i hope you're pleased with yourself
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 17:48,
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Like a punch to the throat.
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 17:50,
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FUCK LOL
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 17:51,
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There's no Punch line?
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 17:57,
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Not so fucking punch line
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 18:00,
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I admire your Tinacity.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 18:23,
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A lovely traditional gift
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 18:13,
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:D Her laugh face is brilliant
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 18:27,
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^this also
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 18:43,
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christ
spotify:track:06yREZ9X92R2e9RJpdzZ2O (Nutbush City Limits by Ike & Tina Turner) TWENTY-FIIIIIIIIIIIIVE WAS THE FUCKS LIMITS also, limmyyoutu.be/dJYIToc6sdE
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 18:42,
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Hahaha
you big plop
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DogHorse plop ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 19:05,
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Facepalm lols
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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.-- ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 19:06,
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Oh FFS!
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 19:11,
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tiny turder
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alpaca muffalo bozzerella ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 19:30,
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Privet dancer?
And, I might add: that hurts. IT HURTS!
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 19:36,
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Hahahahahahahahahaha!
I approve of this.
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R.Soul hmmm ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 19:52,
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Fucking hell YES!
I just did a little wee.
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barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 20:10,
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Mofaha, it's gold like this that makes me think you're wasting your life as a chiropodist.
it's gold like this that makes me think you're wasting your life as a chiropodist.You should go into professional comedy production.
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 25 Apr 2013, 8:47,
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That is so fucking bad...
...that I'm actually crying with laughter. Click.
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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be. ,
Fri 26 Apr 2013, 22:12,
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 16:55,
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DELICIOUS EGGS!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 16:59,
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All helping the war effort.
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 17:00,
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Them's some mighty fine polyps you got there, boy.
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Chumps ๐ ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 17:01,
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I'm gonna wash that facehugger right outta my hair!
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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 17:02,
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that's a big nit egg right there :(
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 17:15,
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nit comb should get it out though.
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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 17:33,
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is this the new government initiative...
keeping women busy in between ironing,cooking,washing?Jolly good :)
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 17:12,
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Your dove lays strange eggs
did it survive the night?
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hekim 66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 17:19,
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Sort of.
His head is to one side, so I think he might have a sprained neck. Not good for birds.... :'(
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 17:22,
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Like this?
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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 17:36,
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maybe it's just pining for the fjords
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 17:39,
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Yeah, just like that. Good thing I wore gloves!
Now how do I get him to eat? Damn! My nuclear warheads are so much easier to care for.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 17:56,
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Scrub my eggs, tiny humans!
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 17:29,
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Kinder nasty
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 17:46,
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the goo
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 18:59,
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looks like the st kilda puffin harvesting
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alpaca muffalo bozzerella ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 19:31,
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ok kiddies, show me your hedgehogs
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 16:39,
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If you show me yours....
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Chumps ๐ ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 16:41,
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2nd attempt
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Chumps ๐ ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 16:43,
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He is happy. Mine is evil and off the page:
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 17:08,
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He also appears to have a semi.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 17:08,
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and also a hyena
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 17:11,
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Who is laughing now,
eh?
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 17:16,
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he isn't
he looks a bit depressed
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 17:19,
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He found out that he is adopted
by cunts.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 17:34,
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that'll do it
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 17:39,
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Every time.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 18:01,
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see, this is good
trying to do mine with a trackpad when i can't use a single bloody finger of my normal hand is a fucking right mingeache
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 16:49,
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Floating boobs!
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 16:50,
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Great. This could kick off my modelling career.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit. ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 16:41,
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spark plugs don't really need modelling
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 16:50,
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Well at least he's a happy fella
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 16:44,
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Fatty hedgehog in a wind tunnel
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Chumps ๐ ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 16:50,
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ghosthog!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 16:51,
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:D
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 16:47,
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That's far too good
Shenanigans!
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 16:48,
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sweartogod, no cheating, first go :)
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 16:50,
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his little feet are funny
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 16:53,
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I can see your hedgehog
turning his head away, smiling :)
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 16:47,
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i like him
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 16:50,
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 16:59,
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Wolf in hedgehog's clothing
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Chumps ๐ ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 17:02,
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that's quite frightening
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 17:04,
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Convertible hedgehog
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Smallbrainfield ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 17:02,
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he's been attacked by circular saw blades
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 17:05,
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hekim 66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 17:13,
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aaawww, you gave him a sweetie
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 17:16,
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Keep missing these.
Sadtimes.
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 17:31,
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draw one now, then
i'm not going home today
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 17:34,
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You made this monster. You!
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 17:40,
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it's an electrocuted bird!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 17:44,
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Woodstock!
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 17:48,
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YES!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 17:49,
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and obligatory no see hodgeheg
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 17:54,
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duckfeet and saucer
solving crimes in their spare time
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 17:58,
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and during their working hours
DOING CRIME! O_O
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 17:59,
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making their own niche
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 18:05,
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I'm on coloured people time
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 19:35,
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Sonic the hedgehog syndrome...
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 20:11,
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Decoy arm.
Smart move Sonic, smart move.
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 20:38,
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Shameful pearoast for compo!
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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:36,
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this is so wrong
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:37,
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and yet fabulous
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:47,
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i'm having trouble wrapping my mind around it
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:47,
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Try to avoid thinking about the scene where she takes her marigolds off
oh, sorry
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:51,
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you've just reminded me
i've got to do the dishes
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:52,
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bored
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 16:08,
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Suggest an eyes closed drawing thing maybe?
Octopusses? hedgehogs? worms?
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Chumps ๐ ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 16:12,
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don't know about that
i'm wronghanded and using a trackpad, it'd look worse than usual :(
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 16:16,
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Even better!
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Chumps ๐ ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 16:19,
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maybe
ok, give me 10 minutes to do the dishes, then we'll do some hedgehogs.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 16:22,
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*claps
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Chumps ๐ ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 16:25,
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long live the Pop Letters Compo :)
reckon it should be a permanent sideshow
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:23,
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fuck, i'm bored
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:33,
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terrible
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:34,
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I had fun makin' it :D
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:35,
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still terrible
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:35,
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easy for you to say
let's see what you can do
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:36,
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shan't
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:36,
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I think that's the noise he's making, yes.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:41,
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he's trouble that guy
so gonna get reported
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:43,
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he smells of poo as well
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:48,
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Pfffffffffft.
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Chumps ๐ ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:49,
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His song "I'm too sexy (for islam)"
got him in a lot of trouble.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:39,
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I liked "it's been a Harrod's days night ".....
better than the Beatles version
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:42,
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or his wonderful Police cover
"Dodi'n'Di Died"
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 16:07,
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was a big hit on the disco floors in Hull
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 16:13,
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so was agadoo
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 16:17,
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Fuggin' hell
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 17:52,
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Q'n'D
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Chumps ๐ ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:45,
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Pfffft
In more ways than one.
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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.-- ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:48,
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I think that's the noise he's making, yes.
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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.-- ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:09,
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Are I invisible in this jacket?
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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.-- ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:09,
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WHO SAID THAT!?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:14,
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Seems my replies are invisible too.
Replied to you and Mr. Hedgie O'Hell but they ain't showing
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Chumps ๐ ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:17,
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There'll be a Spike in their sails
And become one of their best Sellers.
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Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:49,
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Token reply
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Chumps ๐ ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:23,
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haha :D
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:50,
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Token reply #2
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Chumps ๐ ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:23,
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pfff
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:51,
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I think that's the noise he's making, yes.
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Chumps ๐ ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:52,
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it might be a squeaker
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:57,
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Smallbrainfield ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:05,
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frankly, my dear, i don't give a hand phaser
or a good, solid club
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:09,
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Token reply #3
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Chumps ๐ ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:24,
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hahaha
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Q4nobody ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:25,
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Well I liked it. (Token reply #4)
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Chumps ๐ ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 16:13,
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