Want to see Ming the Merciless as a Giant Crab?Course you do...
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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Thu 9 May 2013, 20:35,
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also THE MANDARIN from Iron Man 3you'llll nevverrrr seeeee meee coommmiingg..sideways
nicely : )
(nicely : )
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Thu 9 May 2013, 21:07,
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it's the love-child of justin bieber and grizzly adams!and it's giving me the fear-horn
(,
Thu 9 May 2013, 19:59,
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the day, the donkey derby, come to toooown
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Thu 9 May 2013, 20:11,
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the adulterous cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!
HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 9 May 2013, 20:12,
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i am and meand you are you
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Thu 9 May 2013, 20:38,
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...people came to watch from all around
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Raving Homasecsyouall the hours are good but the work sucks,
Thu 9 May 2013, 20:32,
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someone obscures my view of you! - who?
Gérard Depardieu!
(Gérard Depardieu!
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Thu 9 May 2013, 20:39,
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In our homesin our special draw, we keep all the items we adore..
(,
Thu 9 May 2013, 20:20,
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We've just fell off our Honda,my legs are in that tree
( Raving Homasecsyouall the hours are good but the work sucks,
Thu 9 May 2013, 20:34,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Invent A Vehicle"){kind=small}
does makin a real car count?
SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Thu 9 May 2013, 19:49,
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1936 Austin 7Its work in progress (my retirement project) - there will also be a Vtwin bike engine version too
and yes, abit of both
(and yes, abit of both
SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Thu 9 May 2013, 20:04,
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brrrm brrmmuthafucka (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Thu 9 May 2013, 20:09,
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I demand a refundthis man only has 2 nostrils
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Thu 9 May 2013, 19:35,
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Now, whattaday wanna make those eyes at Smee for, if they don't mean watt they saye?
(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Thu 9 May 2013, 19:48,
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It is quiet, it's amazing what a dodgy compo does to the post rate on here.It's one of those that looks better on paper...
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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Thu 9 May 2013, 17:18,
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maybe everyone is busy making new content for teh compohahaha who am i kidding?
(,
Thu 9 May 2013, 17:45,
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Hu Ded?__________________________________(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Thu 9 May 2013, 18:17,
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i absolutely adored this game back int' day!!13 years later and i still listen to some of that amazing OST :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8maPoKw1tYE
E:
all about this bit in the fmv. :)
(,
Thu 9 May 2013, 18:22,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=8maPoKw1tYE
E:
all about this bit in the fmv. :)
It's a masterpiece, listening to the soundtrack right now, Revlimit Funk.I've played it on my brother's Vita, the graphics have aged badly, would love an HD re-make, not going to happen though, still one of the greatest driving games ever.
Also the gubbins above has a subtle link to a steam sale, hoho. (which is driving related)
I also like these tracks:
Burnin Rubber unt Urban Fragments, which was the game's intro, butt the whole soundtrack is really good.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeRMLy7DolY
(Also the gubbins above has a subtle link to a steam sale, hoho. (which is driving related)
I also like these tracks:
Burnin Rubber unt Urban Fragments, which was the game's intro, butt the whole soundtrack is really good.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeRMLy7DolY
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Thu 9 May 2013, 18:25,
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me neither, i discovered it after the factweek, ruined
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Thu 9 May 2013, 19:46,
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Honey Beehicle
Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Thu 9 May 2013, 16:27,
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Well there's something I can't unsee for the rest of the day (and night). Thanks!
(
BamaSS,
Thu 9 May 2013, 16:53,
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Hey, you're welcome. Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Thu 9 May 2013, 17:13,
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Keep waiting for him to glass Rob? Nicely Ninj, have this!
Q4nobody,
Thu 9 May 2013, 15:41,
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a nod's as good as a wink to a blind badgeroh, no, no, no, no, YES!
:D
(,
Thu 9 May 2013, 16:08,
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:D
how come i can remember pretty much every line that the pythons didbut can't recall what i did two hours ago...?
(,
Thu 9 May 2013, 16:09,
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it could be......!
Patent Pending
Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?,
Thu 9 May 2013, 14:52,
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Let Kim read that...
Also I don't think your gif is looping. Could be just me though!
Frogbeat,
Thu 9 May 2013, 15:15,
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bugger :)i just called the gifdoc!
( Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?,
Thu 9 May 2013, 15:32,
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hollywierd would love that !
Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?,
Thu 9 May 2013, 15:36,
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Nice!I'll just leave this one here.
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bruised_blood has no bruises,
Thu 9 May 2013, 15:35,
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Lovely!Reminds me of the picture they have on the wall in my local Indian takeaway.
Where is this?
(Where is this?
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 9 May 2013, 14:10,
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Multnomah Falls, Oregon
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 9 May 2013, 14:14,
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Niiiiiiiice. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 9 May 2013, 14:20,
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that's part of the non cropped version :D
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 9 May 2013, 14:25,
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Rubber dinghy rapids?
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Thu 9 May 2013, 14:52,
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yup :)ooh hi cockalorum
( prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 9 May 2013, 14:54,
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suave as fuck (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Thu 9 May 2013, 18:30,
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I'm surprised there has not been more of this sort of thing.Very good :)
( Frogbeat,
Thu 9 May 2013, 13:35,
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Is that the Revoltech figure? taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Thu 9 May 2013, 13:43,
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he's got a migraine
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 9 May 2013, 14:33,
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Great stuffI went to school with a Marty McCanny, back in Ireland
( Q4nobody,
Thu 9 May 2013, 15:42,
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He's probably a distant cousin of mine, my Da was from the Drumquin area.
(,
Thu 9 May 2013, 16:13,
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haha, small worldI'm from near Omagh myself. In England since 99
( Q4nobody,
Thu 9 May 2013, 16:35,
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I was in the 'Movieseum' a year ago in London..In amongst all the Harry Potter shite, and various other movie tat (with exception to Charlie Chaplin's room) I was lucky enough to see this man's exhibition, it was like I were a boy again, but to see some of his creations up close was both heart warming, and exhilerating.
The Gorgon (despite its decayed state), Bubo, Pegasus, and Calibos from 'Clash of the Titans' were my favourites - Bubo's size and detailing was amazing, Sinbad's skeletons and the various other creatures from the likes of 'Jason and the Argonauts' were simply brilliant.
I'm saddened to hear about the passing of one of my favourite monster movie greats.
Showing my Missus each piece, and trying to explain which movies we've seen them in was tricky, that is, until the Christmas period when all the festive 'monster movies' get their annual re-runs - then, suddenly the penny dropped and she too, shared the awe and fascination of this mans art.
(,
Thu 9 May 2013, 21:20,
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The Gorgon (despite its decayed state), Bubo, Pegasus, and Calibos from 'Clash of the Titans' were my favourites - Bubo's size and detailing was amazing, Sinbad's skeletons and the various other creatures from the likes of 'Jason and the Argonauts' were simply brilliant.
I'm saddened to hear about the passing of one of my favourite monster movie greats.
Showing my Missus each piece, and trying to explain which movies we've seen them in was tricky, that is, until the Christmas period when all the festive 'monster movies' get their annual re-runs - then, suddenly the penny dropped and she too, shared the awe and fascination of this mans art.
I've seen that tooabsolutely stunning stuff some of it was
Man was a genius and we genuininely will never see his like again.
As Kim Newman said this week "It now takes 500 pixel wranglers to do what harryhausen did better on his own"
(Man was a genius and we genuininely will never see his like again.
As Kim Newman said this week "It now takes 500 pixel wranglers to do what harryhausen did better on his own"
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 10 May 2013, 8:46,
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I've heard they have the same gear ratios as Ford Muspangs
(
Elvis impersonator,
Thu 9 May 2013, 13:15,
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Oh shit. How do you spang a spang? Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Thu 9 May 2013, 13:17,
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Dunno, have an nwot.
Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Thu 9 May 2013, 13:45,
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Then the Japanese copied it, and it was released to the West as the Skirret(see snopes.com -- 'Ford Mustang / Mitsubishi Starion' urban legend)
(
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 9 May 2013, 13:24,
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Look at it go! It's a frying machine! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Thu 9 May 2013, 13:18,
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Perhaps it would have been better made with a 1973 Ford Pinto (USAian release)The undercarriage would self-ignite as soon as you back it into a tree
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 9 May 2013, 13:21,
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Ford PantoAs driven by the Krankies
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Thu 9 May 2013, 13:45,
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even more camp
(sorry i had to crop it - someone would have bust a vein for the extra 20kB)
I refute this allegation that Popeye was camp
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Elvis impersonator,
Thu 9 May 2013, 13:33,
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Jesus ChristThat's terribly good and bad at the same time. I may need to day down.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Thu 9 May 2013, 14:38,
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Hmmm not really what the comp is about but 'av it anyway.
Frogbeat,
Thu 9 May 2013, 12:06,
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NOOOOOOO!!yes
=D
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Thu 9 May 2013, 12:09,
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i like how you made it look like its alseep(or are its headlights really that narrow?)
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Thu 9 May 2013, 12:15,
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Lacist Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Thu 9 May 2013, 12:17,
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Hola!Nice numberplate ;)
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Thu 9 May 2013, 12:17,
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Needs more machine-gun. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 9 May 2013, 12:24,
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Especially Anne Widdecombe.Everything needs more Anne Widdecombe.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 9 May 2013, 12:38,
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I like itBut I keep waiting for his mouth to open and shoot?
( Q4nobody,
Thu 9 May 2013, 13:03,
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alas, i don't have the skills for such japerysigh...
( Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Thu 9 May 2013, 13:07,
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Yes you do. If I can do it anyone can. Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Thu 9 May 2013, 13:16,
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if it was in a sort of '3 easy steps' sort of thingthen I probably could. probably.
( Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Thu 9 May 2013, 13:48,
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tracks and tortoises ? i have both which i am pea-ing for teh compo
all ahead fucking full! cuntArf!
( ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Thu 9 May 2013, 11:30,
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I'd cunt the lot of them in the fuck
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 9 May 2013, 11:45,
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how rude*gets in Fiat 126*
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Thu 9 May 2013, 11:46,
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Considering what comes out of my mouth when I driveI'd regularly be hitting 100mph
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Thu 9 May 2013, 12:18,
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This explains why Gordon Ramsey has had about 14 Ferraris. Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Thu 9 May 2013, 12:23,
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yes! he didn't buy them, they just fall out of his mouth every few days PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 9 May 2013, 13:14,
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Arf!Have a baguetti veyron
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Thu 9 May 2013, 12:24,
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100% of Tourettes sufferers arrested for speedingIt's a fucking disgrace.
(
Chumps 👀,
Thu 9 May 2013, 12:25,
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as a 10 year old American, i find this offensiveas a 50 year old American, I put my ear to my neighbo(u)r's wall, and LOL'ed in my pants.
as an 80 year old Japanese woman, I have no fucking clue how I got here
(as an 80 year old Japanese woman, I have no fucking clue how I got here
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 9 May 2013, 13:19,
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My first front pager.I may finally have cracked this b3ta lark.
(,
Sat 11 May 2013, 18:27,
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Help us choose the new Question of the WeekIt's Thursday, so it's time to choose a new QOTW. Each week we ask a question and the best / funniest / biggest pack of lies goes into the newsletter.
Choose!
When the penny dropped - Tell us a story about a moment of realisation (crushing or otherwise).
B3ta Diet Club - Had the riot act given to me by the the doctor, and have to lose a couple of stone. Aside from "Eat less, take more exercise", tell us your diet tips . Did they actually work?
Corruption - "Two business deals I know about recently involved budgeting for 4x4s for key decision makers" - Tell us about dodgy deals, we promise not to tell the rozzers
What's holding you back? - Who or what is stopping you from being the brilliant person you could be?
My Saviour - After "Action Hero" Ed Milliband 'saved' a cyclist, who has come to your rescue?
Vote closes LATER
(Choose!
When the penny dropped - Tell us a story about a moment of realisation (crushing or otherwise).
B3ta Diet Club - Had the riot act given to me by the the doctor, and have to lose a couple of stone. Aside from "Eat less, take more exercise", tell us your diet tips . Did they actually work?
Corruption - "Two business deals I know about recently involved budgeting for 4x4s for key decision makers" - Tell us about dodgy deals, we promise not to tell the rozzers
What's holding you back? - Who or what is stopping you from being the brilliant person you could be?
My Saviour - After "Action Hero" Ed Milliband 'saved' a cyclist, who has come to your rescue?
Vote closes LATER
Scaryduck LIKES EGG,
Thu 9 May 2013, 11:22,
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hmm... S'a touchy
Saviour I reckon
(Saviour I reckon
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Thu 9 May 2013, 11:27,
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My mum......was once rescued in a car accident by the bass player from Ultravox. BEAT THAT.
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG,
Thu 9 May 2013, 11:35,
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I shook bernard cornwells hand once(of the Sharpe fame)
That's all I've got.
Oh wait! Geoff capes is my mums 2nd cousin or something...
(That's all I've got.
Oh wait! Geoff capes is my mums 2nd cousin or something...
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Thu 9 May 2013, 11:38,
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Nightshade from Gladiator came to my mum's 40th birthday party.I once told Billie Piper to get out of my way at a bar.
And my Dad got punched by Keith Moon.
(,
Thu 9 May 2013, 12:24,
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And my Dad got punched by Keith Moon.
No contest
Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Thu 9 May 2013, 11:49,
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I'm liking thatcorruption has more votes at the moment, but didn't win :)
( chthonic,
Thu 9 May 2013, 14:26,
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pffft!*pulls up at lights*
Hey ladies...
*bear car bites their faces off*
Dammit!
(Hey ladies...
*bear car bites their faces off*
Dammit!
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Thu 9 May 2013, 11:09,
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I prefer the more eco friendly version
(this was the first pic i ever did for B3ta)
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Thu 9 May 2013, 11:22,
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hahaha!Ace!
( ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Thu 9 May 2013, 11:23,
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Haha, puts a smile on my face every time :D Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Thu 9 May 2013, 12:50,
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I'd love to see the traffic light windscreen washer people smear the window now! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Thu 9 May 2013, 10:54,
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arf!A holder for MY cup!
( ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Thu 9 May 2013, 10:52,
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Isn't that the car Homer designed in The Simpsons?I like i better in real life
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Thu 9 May 2013, 11:12,
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*sidles up**rubs shoulders*
Word up big man!
(Word up big man!
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Thu 9 May 2013, 11:16,
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IVES!!!!where the flip have you bnen young sir?
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Thu 9 May 2013, 15:57,
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