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(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 17:08, archived)
# Is that one of the new range of scarves available from the Saatchi gallery?
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 17:09, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 17:11, archived)
# Ahaha - fucking hell!
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 17:33, archived)
# Thing from the Addams Family wants a go too.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 17:46, archived)
# cleavage claw
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 17:48, archived)
# Nice.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 17:49, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 19:17, archived)
# hehe
:(
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 19:28, archived)
# haha
looks great
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 19:27, archived)
# this is a cover i did for a good track....
i dont normally post my work up here but its a one off ok please dont hate me cos i love you.
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 16:31, archived)
# if someone turns the hat into a purple cock then i think itll all be ok....
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 16:32, archived)
# More of a nipple than a cock...
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 16:52, archived)
# now THAT's a proper haircut
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 16:35, archived)
# poor zippy, never should of got on the crack
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 16:36, archived)
#
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 16:37, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 16:43, archived)
# I'm ok with it, you post so much b3ta-ish stuff
and anyway I really like your pics
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 16:36, archived)
# ow cheers, i always see your name in my posts anyway :)
thankyooooooooooo!
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 16:43, archived)
# mofaha's a noted groomer
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 17:18, archived)
# Noted?
I think the word you want is "famous".
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 18:25, archived)
# Sorry Mo
I'm a bit out of date - hadn't heard about your promotion. I'll do better next time
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 20:22, archived)
# Friend me on Facebook and we'll talk about it privately
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 21:11, archived)
# You're on!
I can't wait to see what you think of my photos.
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 3:31, archived)
# Love it.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 16:52, archived)
#
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 16:14, archived)
# Don't be too proud of this tantalising tiramisu you've created...
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 16:17, archived)
# pfft
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 16:18, archived)
# haha!
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 16:35, archived)
# was all a trick
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 16:19, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 16:20, archived)
# rubbish! :)
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 18:11, archived)
# haha - brilliant :-D
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 16:21, archived)
# Now I'm just feeling ashamed for laughing.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 17:39, archived)
#
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 17:51, archived)
# hahaha, nice reversal :D
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 18:02, archived)
# For a pea roast you will need....
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 19:16, archived)
[challenge entry] The latest movie in the franchise was a bit of a departure.


Click for superhero-size.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 15:59, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 16:13, archived)
# strange
yet charming
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 16:31, archived)
#
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 16:41, archived)
# Made me giggle!
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 19:05, archived)
#
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(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 19:34, archived)
# Guilty as charged
(, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 9:57, archived)
# The bit where his hand is possessed so he cuts it off with a chainsaw is brilliant
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 15:23, archived)
# Aww, how cute!
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 15:28, archived)
# Now do 'The Lovers Jpeg'
;) WOO BTW :D
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 15:30, archived)
# Image format lols :o)
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 15:44, archived)
# ha ha
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 15:36, archived)
# Awww - he's only pretend strangling!
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 15:39, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 15:52, archived)
# why you little...!!
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 23:48, archived)
# he's doin' it all wrong
strangle 'em AFTER sex...not before...jeez
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 15:44, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 15:45, archived)
# Have you seen the enlighteningTwitter response of Nick Griffin to this news?
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 15:48, archived)
# no, link?
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 15:49, archived)
# Unshopped
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 15:51, archived)
# o_O
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 15:52, archived)
# He now seems to be wondering what all the outcry is about, and citing sense of humour failure as the likely reason.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 15:58, archived)
# If only he'd posted it on b3ta instead of twitter...
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 17:00, archived)
# Pffft.
"*monocles*"
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 16:43, archived)
# hahaha
stay classy!
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 15:54, archived)
# Hahaha!
That should earn him a few more cunt points.
He was just saying what we were all thinking though.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 15:55, archived)
# ^^this^^
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 2:34, archived)
# What a hero
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 15:56, archived)
# Jesus Jones
what a cunt.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 16:08, archived)
# Wow.
He really is the voice of the nation. Christ.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 16:22, archived)
# Crivens
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 17:51, archived)
# twat
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 18:29, archived)
# If you click 'Expand'
Does he go on to explain what his first choice would be, and why, in some depth?
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 18:30, archived)
# does he know she's jewish?
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 20:14, archived)
#
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 15:51, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Nicely.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 15:49, archived)
# hah
Bagsies on trivialising this with a vader choke.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 16:07, archived)
# gah! sorry fella, only just saw this
great minds and all that b3ta.com/board/10973584
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 16:17, archived)
# Nevermind, expected it really.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 16:21, archived)
# Hahaha!
Nicely done.
:D
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 16:30, archived)
#

(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 15:14, archived)
# Nice anti-strangle collar
Really frames her impressive cleavage

It should be made of memory foam so you can see all the handprints in it.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 15:16, archived)
# *monocles*
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 15:23, archived)
# Blimey
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 16:08, archived)
# hahaha
hides all the hand shaped bruising too
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 16:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Hiya!!!
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 15:13, archived)
# Hahaha!
How's you old bean?

EDIT: And oops! Sorry didn't see your post when I posted mine!!!!
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 15:14, archived)
# Ok ta!
How's Moley? :D
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 15:15, archived)
# Feeling great. Off to Legoland in the morning. Yeehaw!
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 15:17, archived)
# It was raining on Saturday.
Don't forget your swimming kecks for the new Duplo waterslides.
Had a paddle through that bit. The water is flucking FREEZING.
The kids were running around shivering while the staff stood by in full foulies.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 17:04, archived)
#

(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 14:49, archived)
# pfft, almost lost my tea there
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 14:51, archived)
# also
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 14:55, archived)
# Hahahahaha! Fucking hell.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 14:56, archived)
# could that look any more sinister :D
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 14:57, archived)
# I'd just like to point everyone's attention to this fantastic youtube comment:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKg2WGyBELA

"I know we were all babies at one point, but thank god we weren't in one of these SHITTY attention grabbing commercials, trying to be cute and funny. This baby is sick."

Posted by Combatdude1337
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 14:51, archived)
# what the fuck is wrong with you you sick cunt, your dad is definitely Savile
your dad is definitely SavileIs the comment that caught my eye...

:D
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 15:01, archived)
#
Great commercial for normal ppl who don't think of disgusting and
perverted things! That baby was not playing games with that laptop.
LOL!! Cute score: 1,000,000
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 16:12, archived)
# That baby is such an attention whore
He's just doing it for youtube likes
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 16:22, archived)
# He was just making his bd for the Stella contract.
 
P.S. Has no-one done the "New Husband? New Danger" eyes one yet? For shame...
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 15:09, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Sorry for posting on top! :(
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 15:13, archived)
# Ha ha ha
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 15:50, archived)
# ...and the time limit on this game is 15 months!
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:29, archived)
# B3ta news is first! I went to the bbc site to see, and yup - he's top of the roster
In other news, a cute, playful tiff. D'awwww!:
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-22935683
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:35, archived)
# I'd hate to see him have a row with her then
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:38, archived)
# playful tiff
or perhaps a jokey gif or an happy go lucky jpeg.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:41, archived)
# SPANG
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:57, archived)
# Yes, and when he did it she made a sound like "AIFF"
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 14:33, archived)
# All the best playful tiffs involve a bit of strangling.
1:Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan in the romantic comedy "Strangled in Seattle"
2:Billy Crystal and Meg Ryan in the romantic comedy "When Harry Strangled Sally"
3: erm
4: something with Michael Hutchence in.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:48, archived)
# Meg Ryan and Kevin Kline's French Strangle is quite nice
and I'm a sucker for Hanks and Ryan in You've got Strangle

I need to see all of these remade now
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:56, archived)
# i still love Innerstrangulation from my childhood.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:58, archived)
# Strangulars on a Train
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 15:11, archived)
# hahaha
"Strangled, actually"

It doesnt contain Ryan though.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:58, archived)
# "Four Stranglings and a Funeral"
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 14:05, archived)
# My husband calls this one, "a gentle disagreement"
and is best served with a chilled Reisling or a public humiliation
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 14:12, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 14:46, archived)
# At least Michael Hutchence jazzed it up a bit with a coke bottle up his arse
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 14:39, archived)
# ...before playfully stabbing her 4 or 5 times
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:52, archived)
# i didn't stab her
but if i did this is how i would have done it.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:57, archived)
# The fact that newspapers will probably choose that photo reminds me of this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjE1vFwYvfE
EDIT - aw, for fucks sake - some cunt has fucked it up with some shit music.
Basically, its the fact that they chose a pic of him looking a bit evil, so he MUST BE EVIL ALL THE TIME AND IS CAPABLE OF HORRIBLE THINGS.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:59, archived)
# I wish I could get hold of him and give him a playful tiff.
I'd playfully tiff him until his eyes bulged and his tongue playfully swelled up and went purple, the wifebeating cunt.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:54, archived)
#
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 14:22, archived)
# tell them i didn't choke you...
...before.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 14:47, archived)
# I bet he's not laughing uncontrollably now.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:44, archived)
# The judge should have done an impersonation of him.
I sentence you to hahahahahhahahaa fif...hahahahhahaha...fifteeen....hahahahhhahhaa years. hahhhahahahahha...oh my.... no not years hahahhahahaha months. hhhhhhaaaaahahaahhaa take the cunt down hahahhahhahhaa.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 14:31, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 14:58, archived)
# I'll have a fiver on 3 months
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:53, archived)
# I'll take a fiver on 2 months before health issues force a release
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:54, archived)
# Poor odds but probably safe.
Mind you, there's enough scope to do an acumulator.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:57, archived)
# What are they odds that they'll accidentally put a small child in the same cell as him?
Its the one thing they didnt want to happen.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 14:04, archived)
# Pretty spectacular odds I would think.
Worth a quid just in case though.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 14:06, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 14:21, archived)
# hahaha
i'm talking nonce-sense.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 14:45, archived)
# It's ok, the kid will have a cannister around his neck that will spray feces everywhere
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 14:47, archived)
# You get double the odds if you play your Joker.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 14:40, archived)
# So he'll probably do less than 8 months, that seems a price worth paying for touching up 13 young hotties.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 14:35, archived)
# Hahahaha!
:D
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 14:52, archived)
# 12 kids, 15 months...
what are the other 3 months for, that's what I want to know.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 15:19, archived)
# The 1987 It's a Royal Knockout
the royal security teams didn't do much of a background check on that, did they
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 15:24, archived)
#
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:21, archived)
# Splendid work.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:22, archived)
# what a cunt!
needs moar QT logo
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:26, archived)
#
...although, I've always fancied Rob a bit more of a down-to-earth regular post-apocalyptic type guy

(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:28, archived)
# *stands for the national anthem*
he's got a touch of the Ralph Fiennes about him
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:29, archived)
# All hail our glorious leader, on pain of death.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:39, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
Ein volk, ein b3ta.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:48, archived)
# Can just imagine this on the wall of the beta bunker....

(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 14:23, archived)
# I can't imagine how torn up we'll be when he dies
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 14:34, archived)
# "arbeit macht cdc"
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 14:34, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 15:44, archived)
# Hahahaha
Brilliant *CLICK*
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 15:49, archived)
# Better than Adolf himself could paint.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 16:38, archived)
# Great drawing!
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 21:35, archived)
# They can break a man's arm, you know....
you know....
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 12:40, archived)
# Fucking hell, that's terrifying!
:O
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 12:56, archived)
# haha! that's awesome
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 12:57, archived)
# Yikes!!!!
:D
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 12:59, archived)
# good lord!
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:06, archived)
# swan horsez are so bracing
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:22, archived)
# I knew that was you, Moley. :)
EDIT: Humphrey the irritating sworse?
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 15:10, archived)
# wooo
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 19:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Be smart...be safe...
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahaha! Nice.
Here's Molverine...

(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:35, archived)
# Hahahahaha
:D lully!
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:45, archived)
# Nice hairdo!
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 12:07, archived)
# :D
By the way Brillo Girl is superb!
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 12:09, archived)
# Thanks :)
According to HT it was just too much for certain browsers ...
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 12:18, archived)
# Yep.
I asked HT what the problem was - when your wonderful animations appeared in my Win7/Chrome browsers the tab would freeze. I've never had problems with anything else here, Chrome didn't like your resizing. Soz.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 14:28, archived)
# Woo-ca-choo.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:47, archived)
#
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 16:49, archived)
# *gets coat*
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:23, archived)
# you must be out of your tiny mind
:D
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 17:13, archived)
[challenge entry] I.. erm... yeah.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 10:38, archived)
# Fuckmen.
...and thanks for making it more like /board rather than the invasion of the /qotw trolls.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 10:52, archived)
# just doing my job.
well, technically I'm not, I'm dicking about making pictures, but you know what I mean...
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 10:56, archived)
# Being rude to BraynDedd on /qotw.
That is all.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 9:19, archived)
# Oh my god that's hideous...
That looks like...

It can't be...

Is he drinking BECKS?
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 9:36, archived)
# Probably -
Poms eh? And their taste in beer!

Note how BD's chin has a gravitational and optical effect on the fence behind him.
Such is the power of the chin.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 9:40, archived)
# Becks is alright
so is fosters

Theyre 2 of my fave garden variety common lagers.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 9:48, archived)
# Ewww no Becks is nasty
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 9:52, archived)
# Fosters!!!!!
Oh god - you guys as a beer drinking nation are truly lost.

May as well leave Fourex to you as well.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 9:57, archived)
# Much like my musical and food taste
I have no problem with simplicity and the 'lower end' of the spectrum.

I love Erdinger, Kwak, Delirium, Troubadour, Augustiner Helles and other fancy belgian and european beers, but i can also drink fosters and becks quite happily.
PS - i liked XXXX too - shame you dont see it much these days. Harp was rank though - glad that fooked off.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 10:08, archived)
# I don't know who this person is
but based on his face I am going to assume he's one of the plums whose made this place no fun anymore.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 9:38, archived)
# Well, that ---> place anyway. But it does seem to be metastasising over here.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 9:42, archived)
# I think he's one of the weird fuckers that live on the question board
rather than somewhere normal. well, I say normal. /talk.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 9:42, archived)
# I present
BraynDedd.
Mostly snide, rude, sweary and rarely posting actual stories that answer the qotw.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 9:45, archived)
# I used TinEye and found the source image....

(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 9:47, archived)
# I lulzed
Looks like one of the family that used hate and try and kill Judge Dredd. Can't remember atm.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 9:55, archived)
# YOU KILLED MY PA!
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 10:10, archived)
# That's the one.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 10:11, archived)
# so, shopping and posting photos of other b3tans eh.
staying classy, right there.

Guess you couldn't just rise above it and you really are just a troll.
Let's see if the mods do anything.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 10:01, archived)
# No judgement then.
Or some white knighting?

Either way here's me with the original image link embedded (note it's from OkCupid which as you know the /qotw trolls love to go on about).

Apparently I'm fat. And my wife likes to be double-teamed. & Rory amongst others would love to have a "pool party" with my 8 yo. daughter.
Hope that lofty throne is comfy.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 10:08, archived)
# no, just being 'grown up'
and not resorting to posting picture of other b3tans on here without their permission, essentially trolling them.
Which always used to be one of the 'accepted norms' on here that mods usually did something about if it ever happened.

edit: noting your edit, I refer you to your own comment via gaz:
"...You are right tho - I should have thicker skin and actually I do".

I beg to differ.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 10:09, archived)
# It's a pity not all of the other denizens of here
could be so grown up as you.
Least of all not me.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 10:13, archived)
# Indeed.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 10:13, archived)
# Wait so it's not ok for me to do funny pics
but you can share the contents of my gazzes to you?

That strikes me as a little bit hypocritical.
Jus' sayin'
EDITED for clarity.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 10:25, archived)
# not so nice, is it?
and took you long enough to twig.

and as for 'funny' that's subjective. It's still 'shopping a b3tan's picture without their permission. You'll note the section of the gaz has neither been altered or indeed photoshopped. Funny? Again, subjective.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 10:31, archived)
# Really?
Personally I'd consider sharing personal information via communication a far greater invasion of privacy than having a doctored pic of myself posted on a comedy website (lulz).
I think you may need to rethink your higher moral ground here.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 10:40, archived)
# I think you may need to get a sense of perspective and possibly a thicker skin..
Oh, wait.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 10:41, archived)
# So did you hammer HP for his transgression of your moral code when he produced the original meme?

Months ago.
Now I know I'm deflecting a bit but really - you don't seem to be standing on a very solid platform to be moral tub-thumper.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 10:47, archived)
# 'a bit'?
solid fried gold internet-induced *lol* right there.
Especially when you acknowledge in a reply above that a doctored pic is an invasion of privacy.
Top lols, thanks for that.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 10:50, archived)
# Considering I posted a dodgly shopped pic of myself with the link
to the original several posts above that I think your point is a little bit...
moot.
You might think that now is the time to stop trying to "win" this internet argument.

You ain't doing as well as you think you might be.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 10:56, archived)
# yet, you keep on replying
and let's be honest, you chose to post the pic of yourself,
BD had no say in you posting it here.
There is no argument to win, you're a thin-skinned troll.
Credit where it's due though, you've given me a huge laugh in keeping on with this, so again, thanks for that.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:01, archived)
#

(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:53, archived)
# There's more than a hint of Rick Parfitt there.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 12:11, archived)
# Ha! So there is.
:D
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 12:12, archived)
# Made even better by the 'three cords' around his neck from which the medals hang.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 12:34, archived)
# Ooof!
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 12:40, archived)
# Kudos to you then for TTTing me.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 12:16, archived)
# More than happy to have provided you with some
light entertainment.

Cheers.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:34, archived)
#

(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 10:41, archived)
# You didn't even try to include my pic!
For shame!
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 10:42, archived)
# I didn't dare.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 10:46, archived)
# Wuss.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 10:52, archived)
# Someone is acting like a cunt
so you act like a cunt.
That makes you...
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 16:20, archived)
# a bit like you?
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 23:56, archived)
# alright
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 10:35, archived)
# Needs more cowfoot.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 10:49, archived)
# Leave him out of this, you horrid bully :(
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 10:55, archived)
# oh fuck off troll
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 10:59, archived)
# Bandwagoneer.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:00, archived)
# Fuck off
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 15:15, archived)
# It was the naked bike ride in Bristol over the weekend
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 9:18, archived)
# I feel that not turning those into a pair of norks
was a missed opportunity.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 9:27, archived)
# It was only after I posted it
I thought pink would have been a better choice :(

but in keeping with the thought behind the post they would have to be hideous sagging dugs rather than perky round norks so I still think I'm right ;)
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 9:39, archived)
# :) very true
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 9:55, archived)
# Actually there are plenty of great looking women at the local nudie beach
Small price to pay for having to show everyone what your nob looks like after a swim in the ocean.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 14:09, archived)
# Prytty Vaycant
What if Nick Drake had kept on going?

(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 2:50, archived)
# top shop from an old timer
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 8:47, archived)
#
Cheersy. I certainly feel like an old timer today: it's birthday day. But I can still say I'm in my 30s ... for one last time, *sigh*
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:22, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 0:52, archived)
# Outstanding!
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 1:11, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 1:58, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 2:41, archived)
# Win!
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 3:06, archived)
#
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 3:13, archived)
# marry me
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 3:14, archived)
# I dunno dude
it might spoil it
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 3:35, archived)
# Mo and Pedro sitting in a tree
W A N K I N G
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 4:29, archived)
# now that's a high pressure shart
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 3:57, archived)
# HIS ASS!
edit:

And now his name is Magsheeto
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 4:08, archived)
# Ha ha
We've all had moments like that!
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 9:09, archived)
# I will never stop loving this.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:15, archived)
# and then he ate the sandwich anyway.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:29, archived)
# awesome!
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 13:30, archived)
# It's official!
(, Sun 16 Jun 2013, 23:23, archived)
# Ok so maybe I'm exaggerating.
(, Sun 16 Jun 2013, 23:33, archived)
# I'm guessing somewhere in the 84 million range.
THIS JUST IN: I've shaved my knees.
(, Sun 16 Jun 2013, 23:59, archived)
# I can't shave my knees
my cock keeps getting in the way
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 0:17, archived)
# I'm sensing exaggeration again. This simply must stop.
Who on earth has 2 inch hair on their knees? Once I hit 50 it was hair everywhere.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 0:20, archived)
# OH PLEASE COMMENT ON MY THREAD I'M NOT DOING THIS FOR ATTENTION HONEST
(, Sun 16 Jun 2013, 23:40, archived)
# FUCK EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU FUCKING CUNTS
except Pedro, because he's special
(, Sun 16 Jun 2013, 23:41, archived)
# Well, i like it
(, Sun 16 Jun 2013, 23:42, archived)
# FUCK

Oh wait, I mean, thanks dude.
(, Sun 16 Jun 2013, 23:44, archived)
# At least it's not
KEEP CALM
AND
FATHER'S DAY LOL
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 0:11, archived)
# :(
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 1:08, archived)
# TELL ME AGAIN, DADDY
TELL ME AGAIN.

LIKE HOW YOU USED TO TELL ME.

WHEN WE WERE IN PRISON.

AH, GOOD TIMES.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 4:08, archived)
# ive seen this somewhere before
(, Sun 16 Jun 2013, 23:49, archived)
# HappyB3TaDay
:)
(, Sun 16 Jun 2013, 23:54, archived)
# You mean the picture
or me whining like a bitch?
Yeah maybe it's been done before, I don't know, it's kind of obvious I guess.
(, Sun 16 Jun 2013, 23:57, archived)
# both
might've been etsy..fok knows
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 0:01, archived)
# Zillions of em. Yay!
(, Sun 16 Jun 2013, 23:58, archived)
# and gone..
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 0:03, archived)
# Waaaaah. It was fun while it lasted.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 0:21, archived)
# In the grand scheme of things that isn't so bad
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 1:57, archived)
# Yay!
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 3:15, archived)
# World's #85,262,489 says,
"in your face!"
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 3:08, archived)
# :(
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 3:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Woolverine


Woolverine: Blessed with adamantium knitting needles that burst forth from his hands whenever he smelt wool, he had all the requisite ingredients to be the most fearsome knitter of all time. Sadly, he never quite got the hang of casting on.

www.idrinkleadpaint.com
(, Sun 16 Jun 2013, 23:14, archived)
# Would.
(, Sun 16 Jun 2013, 23:24, archived)
# Woold.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 1:36, archived)
# Cool
(, Sun 16 Jun 2013, 23:24, archived)
# this is very good
(, Sun 16 Jun 2013, 23:36, archived)
#
:D
(, Sun 16 Jun 2013, 23:55, archived)
# I also think this is very good.
(, Sun 16 Jun 2013, 23:59, archived)
# that's some marvellous work
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 8:48, archived)
# :@
(, Sun 16 Jun 2013, 22:56, archived)
# oh boy
(, Sun 16 Jun 2013, 23:01, archived)
# it's hard to imagine how you came across the source ...
(, Sun 16 Jun 2013, 23:05, archived)
# I think he probably did
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 0:10, archived)
# bananas without pyjamas
(, Sun 16 Jun 2013, 23:05, archived)
# *Backs slowly away*
(, Sun 16 Jun 2013, 23:11, archived)
# ooooohhhh dear
(, Sun 16 Jun 2013, 23:25, archived)
# Fruity.
(, Sun 16 Jun 2013, 23:25, archived)
# this is not how you make banana splits
or maybe it is ?
(, Sun 16 Jun 2013, 23:33, archived)
# STOP WINKING AT ME
(, Sun 16 Jun 2013, 23:34, archived)
# The things that won't get one banned around here. Yay!
(, Sun 16 Jun 2013, 23:56, archived)
# Uh oh.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 1:49, archived)
# I don't remember this episode of bananas in pyjamas
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 4:09, archived)
# this was a pilot for a spin-off
Bananas Behind Bars
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 10:27, archived)

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