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# Standing Cassie
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:13, archived)
# this is the best bandwagon ever
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:14, archived)
# thanks!
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:33, archived)
#
Yes, you deserve all the credit.
It doesn't matter that I brought this cat to b3ta in 2011 and it was completely ignored.
It's cool.
I'm not upset at all.
FUCK YOU ALL!!!
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:49, archived)
# smallbrainfield is a thief???
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:55, archived)
# Every member of b3ta is a thief.
Every last one of you.
Yes, you are!
uh-huh!
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 17:00, archived)
# you are a smelly tramp
...your underwear, give them to me, now
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 19:52, archived)
# I guess b3ta just wasnt ready for standing cat in 2011.
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:55, archived)
# So, I'm a man that's ahead of his time, is what you're saying!
I'm great!
I'm awesome, is what you're saying.
.
.
.
I'm the best that ever was, is what you're saying?
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 17:02, archived)
# 2009
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 17:17, archived)
# Ahhh! You got me!!!.......................Here's one from August 28th, 2010:
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 17:18, archived)
# Yay!
:D
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 17:19, archived)
# August 2008!
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 17:31, archived)
# Should have known...
...I'll go sit in the corner and sip my Scotch quietly.
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 17:34, archived)
# o/\o
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 17:32, archived)
# I feel your pain,
I put the knicker thief on /links, nothing was said until it appeared all over the place.
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 17:00, archived)
# THIEVES!
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 17:02, archived)
# "Rocky" dates back to 2010 at least
*edit - here he is in 2009 www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVV_HXtEbLo
even earlier sighting www.rad-dudes.com/?p=226
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 17:00, archived)
# Not on B3ta though.
(bluffs)
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 17:02, archived)
# hold on, I'm just going to check every thread between now and January 2009
stay right here, don't go anywhere, just keep hitting refresh
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 17:04, archived)
# If you don't do this I will be extremely disappointed
You didn't have any other plans this evening, right?
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 17:17, archived)
# That's what I was banking on, heh.
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 17:20, archived)
# Are you calling me a thief?
You and your fucking outpourings.
I'll have you know that I am an 'Established Member'!
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 17:04, archived)
# I wouldn't say you were a thief, but you do have a problem with latching on to things for no reason ;)
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 17:08, archived)
# Latching?
Now I'm latching.
Latching he says.
Pfft! Latching!
Latching of all things!
...Latching.
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 17:20, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 17:22, archived)
# Latching.
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 17:23, archived)
# Would you mind awfully not "latching" for a moment, please?
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 17:42, archived)
# Please?
Please, he says!
Please.............!!!
Please, of all things!
Pleeeeze!
Please please me!
Please!
Please?
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 17:46, archived)
# See, you're still latching there.
Perhaps you'd like a prawn with your scotch and weed?
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 17:59, archived)
# That would be awesome...
...Eating scotch, drinking weed, and smoking a prawn.
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 18:06, archived)
# "Pocky" since 1966.
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 17:15, archived)
# It's called Mikado in the shops here
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 17:18, archived)
# I didn't know the Mikado! :D
interesting.
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 17:26, archived)
# this is original
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 17:02, archived)
# :D
possibly the best/most b3ta-ish thing you've done
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:14, archived)
# ^This
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:15, archived)
# Phew.
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:23, archived)
# Its honor!!
n_n
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:34, archived)
# Speak Engrish.
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 17:43, archived)
# why? :S
Did I make a mistake of any?
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 17:52, archived)
# You make about as much sense as a chocolate fireguard.
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 18:29, archived)
# This.
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 17:54, archived)
# Great!
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:17, archived)
# I glad :D
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:34, archived)
# Doc Shiels rises again :)
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:24, archived)
# this?
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:40, archived)
# Yes
it's his arm and hand in the original picture.
He was a well-known Fortean and prankster.
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:52, archived)
# I thought the original photo was Colonel Robert Wilson's from the 1930s?
"It was a toy submarine outfitted with a sea-serpent head. This was revealed in 1994 when Christian Spurling, before his death at the age of 90, confessed to his involvement in a plot to create the famous Surgeon's Photo, a plot that involved both Marmaduke Wetherell and Colonel Wilson.

According to Spurling, he had been approached by Wetherell (his stepfather) who wanted him to make a convincing serpent model. Spurling did this, and this model was then photographed in Loch Ness. The picture was then given to Wilson, whose job it was to serve as a credible front-man for the hoax."
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:59, archived)
# Hahaha Marmaduke Wetherell eh?
Honestly I don't know the truth of any of it, but if you GIS "doc shiels photo" then a photo very much like the 'original' except in colour comes up in the results, and I know he claimed to some people that he'd made it and sold it to newspapers.
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 17:17, archived)
# Plesiopaw.
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:27, archived)
# paw?
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:41, archived)
# Playing with language.
Sorry. Wasn't thinking.
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:44, archived)
# ok :)
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:46, archived)
# Staring at Kitten Kong

(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:48, archived)
# standing cat: this cat is incompetence.
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:58, archived)
# SO CLOSE TO THE TRUTH
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 17:09, archived)
# Yes!
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 17:20, archived)
#
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:01, archived)
# ha-ha!

you shouldn't fuck with the Miliband though
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:09, archived)
# haha!
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:20, archived)
# 8D
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:21, archived)
# Mustn't waste food :(
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:12, archived)
# The egg has marginally more personality than Ed.
Also eee shit it's proper kicking off in that Egypt.
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:17, archived)
# Yep, it's a bit harsh right across the middle east :(
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:18, archived)
# Got a mate lives in Cairo. His Facebook feed makes for interesting reading today.
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:22, archived)
# Hope he's got provisions and no plans to go outside for a bit
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:24, archived)
# Currently getting out of Dodge as fast as he can I'd imagine.
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:30, archived)
# Civil war beckons.
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:24, archived)
# Again.
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:31, archived)
# Egyptians love a good scuffle.
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:43, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Hola Cap'n :)
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:28, archived)
# Afternoon, Ninj.
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:40, archived)
# Does this mean he's now on 7 lives?
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:33, archived)
# This makes no sense in the grand scheme of things.
:o)
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:40, archived)
# I know :-)
THE EXCITEMENT IS ALMOST UNBEARABLE!
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:42, archived)
# This makes me feel like I must have missed a Hogan/Standing cat mashup somewhere
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:58, archived)
# That was basically the angle I was going for.
It's a bit like in Cloverfield where everything was StreetView.
I'm a real fan of subtlety.
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:59, archived)
# Tim-ber!
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:04, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:55, archived)
# fisting, fisting, fisting fairy princess!
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:57, archived)
# you know what? i'm going to watch a film.
bait, it's called. looks funny as fuck.
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:13, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:04, archived)
# Are You Being Served A Beating.
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:06, archived)
# Hahahahaha
:D
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:31, archived)
#
葉問?
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:48, archived)
# Exactly right.
I usually translate using the 'say what you see' method. So 葉問 means "A spider carried a fondue set into a saloon bar".
I'm glad I was able to help.
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 19:48, archived)
# Anyone for chess?
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:41, archived)
# its a cat and its standing
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:42, archived)
# True
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:43, archived)
# Have you seen my Freebase Jenga Cat?
It should be on the Front Page, but I don't see it yet.
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:46, archived)
# Do you have the appropriate eye/ear positioning?
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:49, archived)
# D'OH!
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:54, archived)
# This is insufferable it should be there by now
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:51, archived)
# They blacklisted me, I'll just bet.
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:56, archived)
# Yes I did
I also *clicked* it.
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:53, archived)
# Ha ha................really? :D
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:56, archived)
# Of course.
I think it may not be on the front page as this voting thing may be fixed.
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:09, archived)
# NEVER!!
;)
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:16, archived)
# *rereads*
ah, chess! that makes so much more sense than cheese!
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:43, archived)
#
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:45, archived)
# Boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:59, archived)
#
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:24, archived)
# Hahahaha
Pallas cats are wonderful creatures
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:04, archived)
# You know what would be funny?
If someone posted the "Hulk Hogan smashes New York" picture but instead of Hulk Hogan he would put in a standing cat. Like, take Hulk Hogan out and put the picture of the standing cat in where Hulk Hogan was (so that every instance of Hulk Hogan was replaced by the standing cat).

Hope I made myself clear.
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:54, archived)
# Maybe I didn't make myself clear - just to make sure...
So that it looks like the cat (and not Hulk Hogan) is destroying New York.

(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:27, archived)
[challenge entry] I discovered the wife's got asthma. Thank God - I thought she was hissing at me.
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:37, archived)
# I rather enjoyed this.
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:49, archived)
# Not sure it quite meets the requirements for 'punctuation' though
although i see your reasoning.
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:03, archived)
# Just needs a Noun - adjective hyphen combo
Like in The Sun. Two words is all you need for a caption to any picture.

Celebrity - Nonce
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:19, archived)
# Or "Recipe - Nonce"
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:56, archived)
# Jammy savile
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:00, archived)
# Has something been deleted?
I'm sure that there was something up there that is now not.

(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:09, archived)
# there was... sherlock with that fucking cat!!!
couldn't stand the shame of jumping on a bandwagon
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:10, archived)
# God yes. I hate bandwagons and all who participate in them!
*innocent whistle*
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:13, archived)
# dolphinwhisperer had a picture a the cat on top of a building.
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:11, archived)
# Um
Is this some B3ta lore I need to be familiar with? I got stepped within a week of being here then went to a hiding. I don't feel like another sojourn into the territory of sadness..

Unless it's on the Q&A, in which case...
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:32, archived)
# Unfortunate with the stepping.
It's generally considered to be poor form to delete threads. Someone could have posted the wisdom of the ancients in a reply, and it would be lost to humanity for all time.
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:33, archived)
# What that nice Mr. Headwound said.
We've already lost three cures for cancer and a surefire scheme for making money from earwax and farts. That was going to be my first million.
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 19:59, archived)
# deleting a thread is bad, m'kay?
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:34, archived)
# But
it was only me when I deleted it. And it deserved deleting because, on reflection, it didn't make sense in the grand scheme of things. Sherlock chose to jump. He wasn't pushed by the standing cat. The standing cat isn't even in Sherlock Holmes.
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:36, archived)
# you're trying to introduce sanity to the asylum, matey
good luck with that, you're gonna need it!
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:39, archived)
# Yeah, that worked so well for me, too.
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:41, archived)
# It's a weird thing some people get shirty about
if you didn't delete loads of peoples witty replies don't worry about it, you've done nothing wrong.
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:44, archived)
# It is Isn't it..
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:46, archived)
# Unless someone entertains themselves posting thirty threads and then deleting them
That tends to clear the board pretty quickly. The code's a bit too creaky to pull things back from the limbo that lies between /board and the archive
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:51, archived)
#
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:04, archived)
# I remember that
Spastic meltdown day
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:26, archived)
# hehe
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 18:59, archived)
# Ah but you're forgetting all the reply posts that existed in potentia which, through his callous deletion of the original thread, will now never get the opportunity to manifest.
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:51, archived)
# Please indulge

(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:53, archived)
# reposting cunt!*
*That is of course a joke and my attempt at witty banter ;-)
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:59, archived)
# hahaha
I had thought of that but thought it might have been misconstrued
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:02, archived)
# I'm hoping he takes it as a joke ;-)
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:04, archived)
# Me or Standing Cat?
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:34, archived)
# Standing cat of course ;-)
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:35, archived)
# WTF Sherlock wasn't pushed, he chose to jump. And there was never a standing cat in the programme. This post makes no sense in the grand scheme of things.
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:01, archived)
# you're trying to introduce sanity to the asylum, matey
good luck with that, you're gonna need it!
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:02, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:06, archived)
#
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:18, archived)
# Yeah, that worked so well for me, too.
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:06, archived)
#
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:10, archived)
#
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:25, archived)
# Haha I remember that thread :-)
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:31, archived)
# hahaha you asshole
thankfully i've got headphones in
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:39, archived)
# The thing about deleteing a thread is....
nobody minded you deleting your orignal thread because there was nothing in it.

If you deleted this thread people might be anoyed,

but if you deleted it and people knew you did it to be ironic they may laugh.

but the risk is yours.....

I could delete this www.b3ta.com/board/10995683 and everyone would shout at me, but they'd be laughing while doing so, nothing so strange as b3ta!
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:14, archived)
# don't speak for me, you cunt
i never laugh
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:27, archived)
# My finger is poised!
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:32, archived)
# Some people get anoyed by it....
my view is there is a delete button there for some reason, so you go for it if you want :-)
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:53, archived)
# I picked a bad day to stop self harming
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:48, archived)
#
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:28, archived)
# Cat thread! Unironic yay!
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:31, archived)
# SCIENCE!
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:32, archived)
# And GIMP Liquid Resize!
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:41, archived)
# we're not supposed to use that here anymore, u could get B& for doing it
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:46, archived)
# Picasso did Mt. Rushmore! Awesome!
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:50, archived)
#
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:50, archived)
# Very nice
I bet it'd be great as a video filter
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:51, archived)
# i tried it, the logic behind it seems a bit chaotic, but then I haven't done much tweaking around on the settings
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:02, archived)
# need a 3 dimensional version of the algorithm
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:10, archived)
# I don't know
it has a certain charm
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:19, archived)
# :D that one's excellent
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:11, archived)
# Not as cool as a Freebase Jenga Cat.
*checks FP*...nope, still not there yet.
C'mon Toasty!
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:48, archived)
# Question: What did you shop?
Answer: Nothing.
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:42, archived)
# I like this one.
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:53, archived)
# the 'Liquid Rescale' filter in GIMP
you post deleting cunt, you!
Rob said he will PermaBan anyone caught using it
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:50, archived)
# Sorry.
I only deleted the post because I saw that the question it was asking was already answered by your post. (Your photo didn't load right away, but once it did the context was clear.)
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:34, archived)
# Also this.
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:36, archived)
# I thought I recognised it
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:09, archived)
# They say that all bandwagons are sh*t..
I disagree with this notion.
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:35, archived)
# I agree.
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:43, archived)
# i also disagree
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:03, archived)
# How come my Freebase Jenga Cat isn't on the Front Page yet?
WTF?
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:41, archived)
# I agree to disagree on this one
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:41, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:36, archived)
# This is not funny or to do with punctuation.
I was just trying to blend faces and was pleased with the outcome.

(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:00, archived)
# Manl....
oh! :D
very nice, moving eye gifs are very difficult for me;
unless it's just the eyeball

(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:04, archived)
# Thank you.
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Here, have some punctuation to take the curse off it.
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:11, archived)
# COL!
[chuckled out loud]
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:32, archived)
# ^This
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:42, archived)
# Oh, very nice.
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:38, archived)
# Is it like The Simpsons...
...in that her ladygarden would also be tilda in shape and form?

Curtains == Carpet ? yay! : boo!
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:22, archived)
# Subtle, but great nonetheless
The hat's quite fetching, by the way
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:20, archived)
# One does one's best.
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:21, archived)
# couldn't resist ;P
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:27, archived)
# Requires
3 white lines.

(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:33, archived)
# :-)
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:50, archived)
# Haha!
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:57, archived)
# XD/
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:46, archived)
# TGMTRFH
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:13, archived)
# Well,
it would.
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:27, archived)
[challenge entry] My [literally] Precioussss
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 12:56, archived)
# Ha!
Nice to see it's the good stuff :D
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:19, archived)
# Of course it's the good stuff. I'm Canadian.
The Royal Canadian Mint produces some of the world's purest gold coins. Partly because of attention to detail, partly as a commitment to excellence, but mostly because hanging around a gold smelter keeps you warm in the winter.
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:41, archived)
# I counted them.
I did not do 6*4 or just assume, I counted them.

Why?
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:24, archived)
#
Because if you did 6*3 you would've missed a row and been out by 25%?
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:34, archived)
# I would have been short by 1/3, not 1/4.
that s if I had written 6*3, which of course I never did and I have no idea what you are talking about, no-siree, not me.
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:51, archived)
# We have always been at war
with Freebase Eastasia.
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:00, archived)
# Oh, ffs. Missed that at first. :-)
Deserves a spangolin

(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:33, archived)
# If that looks like a frypan to you,
I'm not coming to your house for bacon and eggs.
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:43, archived)
# Ignoring the word 'frypan' for a moment,
that is clearly a pangolin.
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:58, archived)
# Oh, PAN-golin!
It makes sense now.
For a given value of "sense".
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:59, archived)
# Spang-olin
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 17:55, archived)
[challenge entry] In Da House
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 12:23, archived)
# hiiiiiii ...ya!!!
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 12:46, archived)
#
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 12:49, archived)
# haha wow
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 12:50, archived)
#
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 12:55, archived)
# just take away his credit card
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:00, archived)
# He's gone hunting in Bongo Bongo land.
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:19, archived)
# Drop it like it's hot
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:27, archived)
# Is it 'cos I is da god of hell fire?
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:38, archived)
# seamless
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 12:10, archived)
# A half million quid donated to the government? That'll do nicely.
/back pockets
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 12:31, archived)
# "I'd be like, OI! CAMARON, NOOOooo!" "You do not come round here accepting these donations NO!"
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 12:38, archived)
[challenge entry] A cute accent
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:52, archived)
# acute axe scent
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 12:40, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 10:59, archived)
# I like their little door to keep the cold in.
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:01, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:05, archived)
# N ice
You should compo it.
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:08, archived)
# don't tell him what to do
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:09, archived)
# I will
Compo it.
(This is a normal post)
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:13, archived)
# your all out too get me
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 12:40, archived)
# 'you're' not 'your'...
sorry for proving your point too...
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:04, archived)
# well there's wood too
dont forget to set it for image challenge
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh bravo! - and on a slightly related note...
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:14, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:18, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:28, archived)
# Oh FFS
That's great.
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:31, archived)
# Love this :D
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:33, archived)
# Hahahaha....
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:59, archived)
# brilliant
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:20, archived)
# Oh Bloody Hell!
Love it!
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:03, archived)
# Haha
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:57, archived)
# Oh waitwait
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 10:47, archived)
# Naughty standing cat.
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:02, archived)
# I would hug standing cat...ahh.
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:03, archived)
# They won't want the money back once they've seen what they've done with it
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 10:41, archived)
# Fucking cunts.
That is all.
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 10:46, archived)
# In their defence, whoever wrote the will stipulated that the money went to the government
then the lawyers carried out the will and simply told the government that they had inherited. I cannot (sadly) blame the parties for this, it was not their fuck up.

I wonder if they paid inheritance tax.
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:27, archived)
# It's fantastic the way they just carved it up between them and pocketed it without the thought even occurring to them that the donation might have been intended for the benefit of the people of Britain...
Really inspires faith and confidence in our leadership.
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 10:49, archived)
# It's a mental thing to put in your will, though.
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 10:52, archived)
# True dat.
Unless it's in some way making amends for a lifetime of tax avoidance...
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 10:57, archived)
# or dementia?
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:00, archived)
# BRITAIN'S ELDERLY HYPNOTISED BY SUBLIMINAL SUGGESTION IN PARTY POLITICAL BROADCAST
full story p94
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:32, archived)
# The will executors decided to give it to the political parties in power and how to split it.
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 12:59, archived)
# "to use as they may think fit."
silly wording, if you give that money to anyone with that proviso they are going to spunk it up the wall.
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:16, archived)
# ^^ this
Honestly its not even that much money, why does anyone care?
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:37, archived)
# I think it's only the Daily Mail that actually does
people are entitled to do what they want with their money when they die
or most of it, obviously the government takes a chunk automatically
So this is just a slight pay rise for them
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:49, archived)
# I don't know my papers, I thought the mail were pro tory?
or is this tory government too centre of right for them?
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 12:08, archived)
# I think so, too many commie liberals muddying the waters for them
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 12:14, archived)
# fucking liberals.... nearly as bad as foreigners
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 12:17, archived)
# Hahaha, ace...
it was the fault of a crap will and the decision of the execotors though...
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 12:03, archived)
# god bless ameowrica
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 10:28, archived)
# Well, I liked it.
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:43, archived)
# say 'meow' one more time...
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 10:07, archived)
# Awkward
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 10:15, archived)
# .
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 10:53, archived)
# A test of a sketchpad app,
titled "Man standing in a shallow pool"
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 9:46, archived)
# very nice
Not sure about the jamrag though.
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 9:55, archived)
# Haha
It's just one of those attributes you need for digging small pools.
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 10:01, archived)
# Actually:
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 9:58, archived)
# what a lovely clear pool
can he come round my garden and make me one?
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 10:04, archived)
# Who's saying he made this?
He just likes posing in pools!
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 10:24, archived)
# What, make you into a pool?
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 10:29, archived)
# I can think of worse things to be :)
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 10:41, archived)
# Nice...
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 12:06, archived)
# Pfft...
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 9:10, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 9:35, archived)
# Yay! Moar signs!
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 9:40, archived)
# hahaha
splendid work ninj.
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:14, archived)
# Cheers Thor!
:D
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:22, archived)
# :-)
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 12:11, archived)

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