(IshiatamaMoggyis recuperating,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:33,
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Yes, you deserve all the credit. It doesn't matter that I brought this cat to b3ta in 2011 and it was completely ignored. It's cool. I'm not upset at all. FUCK YOU ALL!!!
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:49,
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(IshiatamaMoggyis recuperating,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:40,
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Yes
it's his arm and hand in the original picture. He was a well-known Fortean and prankster.
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:52,
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I thought the original photo was Colonel Robert Wilson's from the 1930s?
"It was a toy submarine outfitted with a sea-serpent head. This was revealed in 1994 when Christian Spurling, before his death at the age of 90, confessed to his involvement in a plot to create the famous Surgeon's Photo, a plot that involved both Marmaduke Wetherell and Colonel Wilson.
According to Spurling, he had been approached by Wetherell (his stepfather) who wanted him to make a convincing serpent model. Spurling did this, and this model was then photographed in Loch Ness. The picture was then given to Wilson, whose job it was to serve as a credible front-man for the hoax."
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:59,
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Hahaha Marmaduke Wetherell eh?
Honestly I don't know the truth of any of it, but if you GIS "doc shiels photo" then a photo very much like the 'original' except in colour comes up in the results, and I know he claimed to some people that he'd made it and sold it to newspapers.
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 17:17,
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(Jabberwocmisses D.R. and Quinch,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:24,
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Hahahaha
Pallas cats are wonderful creatures
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:04,
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You know what would be funny?
If someone posted the "Hulk Hogan smashes New York" picture but instead of Hulk Hogan he would put in a standing cat. Like, take Hulk Hogan out and put the picture of the standing cat in where Hulk Hogan was (so that every instance of Hulk Hogan was replaced by the standing cat).
Hope I made myself clear.
(Rafitook last proton-pump inhibitor on,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:54,
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Maybe I didn't make myself clear - just to make sure...
So that it looks like the cat (and not Hulk Hogan) is destroying New York.
(Rafitook last proton-pump inhibitor on,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:27,
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I discovered the wife's got asthma. Thank God - I thought she was hissing at me.
(@><|= w0nu!)or cunt to my friends,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:37,
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I rather enjoyed this.
(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:49,
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Not sure it quite meets the requirements for 'punctuation' though
although i see your reasoning.
(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:03,
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Just needs a Noun - adjective hyphen combo
Like in The Sun. Two words is all you need for a caption to any picture.
Celebrity - Nonce
(Jimvindropped plates on your arse at,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:19,
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Or "Recipe - Nonce"
(MrCanoeheadMarzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:56,
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Jammy savile
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:00,
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Has something been deleted?
I'm sure that there was something up there that is now not.
(barryheadwoundMul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:09,
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there was... sherlock with that fucking cat!!!
couldn't stand the shame of jumping on a bandwagon
(claptonista,the idiot boy..........,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:10,
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God yes. I hate bandwagons and all who participate in them!
*innocent whistle*
(barryheadwoundMul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:13,
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dolphinwhisperer had a picture a the cat on top of a building.
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:11,
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Um
Is this some B3ta lore I need to be familiar with? I got stepped within a week of being here then went to a hiding. I don't feel like another sojourn into the territory of sadness..
It's generally considered to be poor form to delete threads. Someone could have posted the wisdom of the ancients in a reply, and it would be lost to humanity for all time.
(barryheadwoundMul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:33,
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What that nice Mr. Headwound said.
We've already lost three cures for cancer and a surefire scheme for making money from earwax and farts. That was going to be my first million.
(RRNotis a miserable sinner,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 19:59,
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deleting a thread is bad, m'kay?
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:34,
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But
it was only me when I deleted it. And it deserved deleting because, on reflection, it didn't make sense in the grand scheme of things. Sherlock chose to jump. He wasn't pushed by the standing cat. The standing cat isn't even in Sherlock Holmes.
(polished turd404 pixels wide,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 18:59,
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Ah but you're forgetting all the reply posts that existed in potentia which, through his callous deletion of the original thread, will now never get the opportunity to manifest.
(barryheadwoundMul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:51,
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(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:35,
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WTF Sherlock wasn't pushed, he chose to jump. And there was never a standing cat in the programme. This post makes no sense in the grand scheme of things.
(barryheadwoundMul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:01,
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you're trying to introduce sanity to the asylum, matey
good luck with that, you're gonna need it!
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:02,
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:D
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:06,
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(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:18,
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(HappyToastGroat froth,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:11,
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Not as cool as a Freebase Jenga Cat.
*checks FP*...nope, still not there yet. C'mon Toasty!
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:48,
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Question: What did you shop?
Answer: Nothing.
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:42,
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I like this one.
(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:53,
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the 'Liquid Rescale' filter in GIMP
you post deleting cunt, you! Rob said he will PermaBan anyone caught using it
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:50,
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Sorry.
I only deleted the post because I saw that the question it was asking was already answered by your post. (Your photo didn't load right away, but once it did the context was clear.)
(MrCanoeheadMarzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:34,
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Also this.
(MrCanoeheadMarzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:36,
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(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:43,
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i also disagree
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:03,
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How come my Freebase Jenga Cat isn't on the Front Page yet?
WTF?
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:41,
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I agree to disagree on this one
(spazzcaptainMisses Valin @,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:41,
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:D
(Crystal MagnetLike a diamond geezer, but better,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:36,
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This is not funny or to do with punctuation.
I was just trying to blend faces and was pleased with the outcome.
(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:00,
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Manl....
oh! :D very nice, moving eye gifs are very difficult for me; unless it's just the eyeball
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:04,
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Thank you.
(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:10,
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Here, have some punctuation to take the curse off it.
(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:11,
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COL!
[chuckled out loud]
(MrCanoeheadMarzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:32,
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^This
(spazzcaptainMisses Valin @,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:42,
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Oh, very nice.
(Crystal MagnetLike a diamond geezer, but better,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:38,
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Is it like The Simpsons...
...in that her ladygarden would also be tilda in shape and form?
Curtains == Carpet ? yay! : boo!
(Jimvindropped plates on your arse at,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:22,
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Subtle, but great nonetheless
The hat's quite fetching, by the way
(ShazzoirOld enough to know better young enough not to care,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:20,
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One does one's best.
(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:21,
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couldn't resist ;P
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:27,
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Requires
3 white lines.
(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:33,
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:-)
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:50,
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Haha!
(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:57,
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XD/
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:46,
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TGMTRFH
(emveecruor deo cruoris,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:13,
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Well,
it would.
(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:27,
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My [literally] Precioussss
(MrCanoeheadMarzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 12:56,
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Ha!
Nice to see it's the good stuff :D
(ShazzoirOld enough to know better young enough not to care,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:19,
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Of course it's the good stuff. I'm Canadian.
The Royal Canadian Mint produces some of the world's purest gold coins. Partly because of attention to detail, partly as a commitment to excellence, but mostly because hanging around a gold smelter keeps you warm in the winter.
(MrCanoeheadMarzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:41,
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I counted them.
I did not do 6*4 or just assume, I counted them.
Why?
(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:24,
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Because if you did 6*3 you would've missed a row and been out by 25%?
(MrCanoeheadMarzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:34,
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I would have been short by 1/3, not 1/4.
that s if I had written 6*3, which of course I never did and I have no idea what you are talking about, no-siree, not me.
(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:51,
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We have always been at war
with Freebase Eastasia.
(MrCanoeheadMarzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:00,
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(HappyToastGroat froth,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 10:41,
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Fucking cunts.
That is all.
(emveecruor deo cruoris,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 10:46,
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In their defence, whoever wrote the will stipulated that the money went to the government
then the lawyers carried out the will and simply told the government that they had inherited. I cannot (sadly) blame the parties for this, it was not their fuck up.
I wonder if they paid inheritance tax.
(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:27,
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It's fantastic the way they just carved it up between them and pocketed it without the thought even occurring to them that the donation might have been intended for the benefit of the people of Britain...
Really inspires faith and confidence in our leadership.
(barryheadwoundMul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 10:49,
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It's a mental thing to put in your will, though.
(monkeonschmonkeon,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 10:52,
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True dat.
Unless it's in some way making amends for a lifetime of tax avoidance...
(barryheadwoundMul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 10:57,
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or dementia?
(Rebel biscuitstercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:00,
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BRITAIN'S ELDERLY HYPNOTISED BY SUBLIMINAL SUGGESTION IN PARTY POLITICAL BROADCAST
full story p94
(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:32,
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The will executors decided to give it to the political parties in power and how to split it.
silly wording, if you give that money to anyone with that proviso they are going to spunk it up the wall.
(Thor_sonofodinhas done things, terrible things on,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:16,
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^^ this
Honestly its not even that much money, why does anyone care?
(DinivanXHas stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:37,
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I think it's only the Daily Mail that actually does
people are entitled to do what they want with their money when they die or most of it, obviously the government takes a chunk automatically So this is just a slight pay rise for them
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:49,
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I don't know my papers, I thought the mail were pro tory?
or is this tory government too centre of right for them?
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 12:08,
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I think so, too many commie liberals muddying the waters for them
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 12:14,
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fucking liberals.... nearly as bad as foreigners
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 12:17,
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Hahaha, ace...
it was the fault of a crap will and the decision of the execotors though...
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 12:03,
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god bless ameowrica
(Ya WhatSkiddlyboop,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 10:28,
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Well, I liked it.
(Crystal MagnetLike a diamond geezer, but better,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:43,
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say 'meow' one more time...
(Ya WhatSkiddlyboop,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 10:07,
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