I think this counts as "Hearing it first on b3ta"Just looked at the news - (accused of) making kiddy porn... Oh dear...
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 15:18,
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How do you think he made it?Did he photoshop a kid's face onto a shaved lady's body? That's how I'd do it.
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Thu 29 Aug 2013, 15:31,
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I'd do it like this:1. Shell some prawns leaving the tails on if you wish. Place them together with kidneys and kidney beans in a bowl with turmeric and a pinch of salt. Mix well then leave to marinate for 5-10 minutes. Meanwhile put onions ginger garlic and chillies into a food processor with 2 tablespoons of water. Blend to a fine wet paste.
2. Heat the oil in a large pan. Add mustard seeds chilli powder cloves cardamom cinnamon bay leaves and whole chilli. Fry for 1-2 minutes until the spices become fragrant and the mustard seeds begin to sputter. Add the wet paste to the pan and fry over a low heat for 12-15 minutes stirring frequently.
3. Add coconut milk to the pan and bring to a simmer over a low heat. Add the prawns and kidneys and simmer for 2-3 minutes until they are opaque and just cooked through. Transfer to a warm bowl and serve immediately with warm Indian breads or rice.
(2. Heat the oil in a large pan. Add mustard seeds chilli powder cloves cardamom cinnamon bay leaves and whole chilli. Fry for 1-2 minutes until the spices become fragrant and the mustard seeds begin to sputter. Add the wet paste to the pan and fry over a low heat for 12-15 minutes stirring frequently.
3. Add coconut milk to the pan and bring to a simmer over a low heat. Add the prawns and kidneys and simmer for 2-3 minutes until they are opaque and just cooked through. Transfer to a warm bowl and serve immediately with warm Indian breads or rice.
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 15:38,
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DON'T FORGET THE ULTRABRINE PRAWN ALE!!!
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 19:11,
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Well mu, it seems that he wanked himself off over a load of home made kiddy porn.I expect it sounded rather like this www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0rlYSJQkyw
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Thu 29 Aug 2013, 15:34,
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UM - CHAKKAAH - CHAKKA
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 15:36,
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Or were you referring to something else like when he presented the royal variety performance?
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Thu 29 Aug 2013, 15:38,
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Beautiful, works very wellIsn't that called the Whitstable effect?
Edit : quick googling suggests not. I may have dreamt that.
(Edit : quick googling suggests not. I may have dreamt that.
Shlvng,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 15:06,
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i'd register ityou could make literally £'s.
literally.
(literally.
Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 15:17,
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Is that old-literally or new-literally? Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 15:18,
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I imagine they use those little cocktail umbrellas on their nostrils
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 15:55,
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Good old Jamie, he's always trying to help
HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 14:56,
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as long as it's not made out of his fat, dribbly tongue
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 14:58,
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Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!CAMJOS. The Campaign for Jamie Oliver's Saliva.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 15:34,
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Haha!
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 15:16,
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Oooooo, clever
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 16:31,
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I lost my respect for him after his ignorant ranting about soylent pink....lets just throw away 95% lean beef protine Jamie, show good respect for the animal there.....
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Thu 29 Aug 2013, 15:16,
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is it me, or is her face on wrong? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 14:34,
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Brilliant. Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 15:19,
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such a happy tumour Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 14:40,
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The Relic 2: The Cat-thoga Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 14:54,
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this time...it's fursonal
( Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 15:05,
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Mind blowing, isn't it? isn't it?:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 14:24,
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He's since tried to claim that this was an act of trolling.Which will be why he deleted the original and spent the next few years trying to get his revenge...
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 14:25,
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And he's spent the last few years endleslley reposting it. Endlessly.Last count was 32 links and 18 image reposts.
And now an Image Challenge that allows it to be posted again? Must have wet himself with excitement.
(And now an Image Challenge that allows it to be posted again? Must have wet himself with excitement.
Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt,
Wed 4 Sep 2013, 16:13,
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Hi Honey! I'm home! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 14:32,
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bitten by a radioactive coffee table?
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 14:47,
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Janet and John Go Gene-Splicing was one of my favourite books as a kid Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 14:49,
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He's very stable in high winds.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 19:18,
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the text, it follows you around the room! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 14:26,
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A worthy winner this week.
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 14:44,
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OK, its creepy but most of us would like to do the same if the opportunity presented itself.I know I would.
( Shlvng,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 14:47,
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Let the records show that b3ta user Shelving, user number 56648 is a creepy sex offender. Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 15:07,
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I treeHe trees
They tree
Yewtree
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Yewtree
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 15:37,
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No, no we wouldn't.It's weird, and you should feel weird.
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The Coast Of Yemen,
Sat 31 Aug 2013, 8:30,
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I feel betrayed.
(Click for inverted carrot)
JollyJack - a stench from the past,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 14:16,
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Good shoutAWESOME
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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:34,
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watch it! he's got his didgeridoo out again!!
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skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:57,
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HahahahahahahahahahaPerfect!
( Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Fri 30 Aug 2013, 0:03,
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Can you tellwhat it is yet?
( uncle bastard is twanging a dan moi,
Fri 30 Aug 2013, 10:20,
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Cheers all, and for the fp Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Fri 30 Aug 2013, 15:35,
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aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhahhhahhahhahhOh, my.
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Tue 3 Sep 2013, 3:04,
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This is the greatest thing I've ever seen!Fantastic
( ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up,
Wed 4 Sep 2013, 11:56,
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Rolf has let himself and all of us down**CRIES**
Edit: Well he's not actually been convicted yet
(Edit: Well he's not actually been convicted yet
spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 14:26,
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He's been accused, and that's good enough for the Internet Lynch Mob! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 15:16,
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Maria: We should eat more meal, Mine!! *nom nom*posted again sorry Jack.
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Thu 29 Aug 2013, 14:59,
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Please continue posting this image every 2.5 hours for the rest of your life.We would like that.
( Shlvng,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 15:04,
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Mine: no! If we post again and again, Everyone thinks SPAM to us D:
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Thu 29 Aug 2013, 15:15,
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But mofaha really likes it a lot and he is like a GOD here. Shlvng,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 15:22,
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"Heh heh. Once asked a kangaroo to marry me.""Said she didn't wanna be tied down."
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"And she was twelve."
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"And she was twelve."
joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 14:38,
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I dread to think what we'll find out about him over the next few weeks.He probably killed Maddie AND all the jews :(
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 15:26,
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Clare Balding has let herself go.
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transparenttown Dead to worse...,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 14:17,
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hahaha, Jeremy Beadle?psst, turn the cross upside down ;)
( Q4nobody,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 13:44,
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have you played The Arrival yet?creepy as shit
( Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 14:42,
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play it properly thoughheadphones, dark room, 2 feet from the screen.
epic
(epic
Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 15:06,
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Thanks to evilrob for the sausage.(
transparenttown Dead to worse...,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 14:12,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Creepy Stuff"){kind=small}
HEEERE'S Packham
They did seem to choose the creepiest image they could find of him.
Next week Chris goes to North Pembrokeshire to punch squirrels
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 12:50,
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How come we're doing the halloween compo now?
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 13:05,
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Nice paw action.:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 14:07,
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For death awaits ye allwith nasty, big, pointy teeth.
( joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 14:40,
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Michael Jackson liked playing with with young boys' willies. Shlvng,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 12:42,
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Jackson was a very wealthy and influential predatory sex pest. He had the power to change legal outcomes when young boys said that Michael Jackson rummaged in their pants.
( Shlvng,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 13:03,
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I would, for the record, like to distance myself from the accusations put forward above by my colleague, Shelving.I was merely directing the young lady to publically available information about previous court-cases, and gave no personal opinion on the matter.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 13:06,
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I also made a knob joke, and you can't sue me for that.
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 13:07,
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we need hard evidence
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 13:00,
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You mean it never stood up in court? The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 13:43,
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Yeah, because a guy who dangles babies out of windows and pays children to be quiet when they take him to court is bound to be a good guy HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 12:42,
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And innocent animals...
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 12:50,
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he was a very disturbed individualwho probably didn't really understand what he was doing. He should have been in a mental institution if you ask me.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 13:23,
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Michael Jackson was murdered because he was going to expose the Illuminati running the music businessWAKE UP SHEEPLE!
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 12:43,
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Haha, I'm going to make a cartoon about a young tinfoil hat wearer called Sheepleit can be his daily adventurers in a conspiracy filled world.
Each episode starts with him in bed and his mum coming in with a cup of tea saying "Wake up Sheeple"
:D
(Each episode starts with him in bed and his mum coming in with a cup of tea saying "Wake up Sheeple"
:D
HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 12:51,
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you'll be hearing from my lawyer if I don't see my 10% cut
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 13:00,
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We can call it 20% if you'll sing the theme tune;)
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 13:03,
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Give 'im a bottle of buckie and a microphone and he'll sing it for free, I'm sure.You might have to bleep some of it out though.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 13:10,
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A predictably rational and balanced addition to the debate.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 12:49,
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Fuck off, orientononce. Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 14:26,
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Looks like RDLI HAKKIS is in trouble too for making indecent images of children.There are some forum users here who should be worried.
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Thu 29 Aug 2013, 13:01,
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People who are afraid of spiders need toMan the fuck up.
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 18:53,
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Creepy enough? I neary shat making it.
Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Thu 29 Aug 2013, 12:15,
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