They also tend to spend hours in pubs mumbling to each other in incomprehensible northern accents about "fooking soulless consumerism" and about how "they - you know, the powers that be - are just trying to make everybody the same", oblivious to the irony that they are "they" and that they are the ones who give consumerism its voice.
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 30 Dec 2013, 20:58,
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Those fuckers
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Mon 30 Dec 2013, 21:35,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Lost Consonants"){kind=small}
Bindun?
I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?,
Mon 30 Dec 2013, 19:59,
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2SOON 4ME M8
(
I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?,
Mon 30 Dec 2013, 20:34,
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Looks like Skeletor. Or maybe I've drunk too much today!
(
da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Mon 30 Dec 2013, 20:29,
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From the animated series "She-Man"?
(
I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?,
Mon 30 Dec 2013, 20:31,
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The story of a young boySeeing aliens after being off his tits on...
( Tusk knows where you live,
Mon 30 Dec 2013, 18:54,
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please can I have my face burnt off like simon weston pls thx
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 30 Dec 2013, 19:06,
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Spielberg went back andedited out all the gurns.
(
monkeon schmonkeon,
Mon 30 Dec 2013, 19:17,
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rubbish! he was on the mushrooms!
(
skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!,
Mon 30 Dec 2013, 18:37,
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Koo Koo Daddy Longlegs...This is nicely done :)
(
gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!,
Mon 30 Dec 2013, 16:42,
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It's just what it reminded me of. I know it's not buddy holly and he's hung the wrong way up.... but it was close enough :)
( gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!,
Mon 30 Dec 2013, 20:09,
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is that hanged marvin in the tree?
(
skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!,
Mon 30 Dec 2013, 18:38,
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Brilliant, just brilliant in every way.
(
fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo,
Mon 30 Dec 2013, 19:06,
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Ronny Wilkinson
DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee,
Mon 30 Dec 2013, 16:43,
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Aaw he's so cute
DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee,
Mon 30 Dec 2013, 17:24,
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I dun a compo entry
DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee,
Mon 30 Dec 2013, 16:18,
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Over here in Poland, people can get a bit religisilly.To cut a long story short, there is a proposal not far from me to 'makeover' a block of flats into a mahoosive statue of JC. Something like this:
Someone stuck windfarm propellors on the picture in the protest page on FB, whereas I thought this might be a better idea:
Any other suggestions? and Yes, you are my statue-block-corruption-idea bitches. You are.
(Someone stuck windfarm propellors on the picture in the protest page on FB, whereas I thought this might be a better idea:
Any other suggestions? and Yes, you are my statue-block-corruption-idea bitches. You are.
blyerkit e k trilby,
Mon 30 Dec 2013, 14:21,
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What are we? Your statue-block-corruption-idea bitc.......Oh.
(
Chumps 👀,
Mon 30 Dec 2013, 14:29,
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The amount of action my arse has seen, it wouldn't touch the sides.
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Mon 30 Dec 2013, 14:37,
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What I like about this photo is the little man at the bottom right trying to tip the building over.
(,
Mon 30 Dec 2013, 14:34,
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I like that the perspective of the picture makes it look like he's winning.
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Mon 30 Dec 2013, 14:36,
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I suggest a giant magenta cockerel
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 30 Dec 2013, 15:12,
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i'm amazed someone hasn't 'shopped his cock sticking out of one of the lower windows yet
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 30 Dec 2013, 15:20,
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do it tomorrowi have to go now, physio and stuff :(
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 30 Dec 2013, 16:05,
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Could it be made in honour of my favourite Polish...the good Lord Sheraton?
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timothycrippins,
Mon 30 Dec 2013, 15:27,
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Remove the central bit all the way up and stick the back end of a Boeing on each side
( hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Mon 30 Dec 2013, 18:09,
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this place is deader than that dog who sniffed my shoes
so today, draw any animal you like, as long as you do it with your eyes closed. i've drawn my favourite non-fictional animal, the friendly and cuddly shark.go nuts.
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 30 Dec 2013, 13:51,
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is this the same trick jesus used? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 30 Dec 2013, 14:04,
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ask him - he's at the top of the page*.(*true at time of posting)
( blyerkit e k trilby,
Mon 30 Dec 2013, 14:22,
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he's not listening Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 30 Dec 2013, 14:28,
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So continuing to believeis even more virtuous.
( blyerkit e k trilby,
Mon 30 Dec 2013, 14:31,
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me? virtuous?how long have you been here?
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 30 Dec 2013, 14:32,
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tell me honestly, mu, i can take ithave i got a reputation for being............nice?..........
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 30 Dec 2013, 14:37,
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You're a sexual predator... with a sideline in blanket making and a penchant for lolipops.
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Mon 30 Dec 2013, 14:39,
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thank fuck for that Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 30 Dec 2013, 14:42,
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And you'd have got away with those kidsif it hadn't been for that pesky 'it'.
( blyerkit e k trilby,
Mon 30 Dec 2013, 15:26,
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Oh yes - look at ME like I'm lowering the tone...
tsk.
(tsk.
blyerkit e k trilby,
Mon 30 Dec 2013, 15:35,
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people expect it of mebut you, you've not only let me down, you've let yourself down, too :(
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 30 Dec 2013, 15:37,
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:DI used to get that ALL the time at school.
It never worked.
(It never worked.
blyerkit e k trilby,
Mon 30 Dec 2013, 15:57,
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he's delightful Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 30 Dec 2013, 14:05,
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but he is magenta Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 30 Dec 2013, 14:16,
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you're all winners Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 30 Dec 2013, 14:31,
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Hoorah!!*pulls shirt over head and runs round kitchen
( Chumps 👀,
Mon 30 Dec 2013, 14:36,
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calm down, now, or no kia ora Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 30 Dec 2013, 14:52,
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Tracey Emin done one but hasn't time to post it(
CanonCaliber A big bore,
Mon 30 Dec 2013, 14:06,
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i consider myself on a par with heri didn't make my bed this morning, either
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 30 Dec 2013, 14:15,
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There's a £100 minimum bid on her scrawlAs for your bed...you should get a man in to do it ;)
( CanonCaliber A big bore,
Mon 30 Dec 2013, 14:23,
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so i've been toldby the creepy bloke in the shop :/
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 30 Dec 2013, 14:29,
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Here is my pink elephant
DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee,
Mon 30 Dec 2013, 14:09,
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appropriate for this time of year Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 30 Dec 2013, 14:16,
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are you mayan, by any chance? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 30 Dec 2013, 14:28,
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Ok, so I might have cheated and added in the eye and hat, and coloured him in afterwards
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Mon 30 Dec 2013, 14:25,
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i like this Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 30 Dec 2013, 14:30,
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it suits him Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 30 Dec 2013, 14:36,
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it's the hedgehog that strolled in my house a while back
Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome,
Mon 30 Dec 2013, 14:46,
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you've got a sick mind Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 30 Dec 2013, 14:58,
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Hey, I didn't draw the picture; I just coloured it in.
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Mon 30 Dec 2013, 14:59,
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and gave it a pained expression Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 30 Dec 2013, 15:04,
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it could be wearing an orange back-wig Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 30 Dec 2013, 15:12,
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after the dog had had a go at it? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 30 Dec 2013, 14:51,
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My two cats gave it a wide berth - it was HUGE!And it just walked in my living room and plonked itself down on the rug...
( Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome,
Mon 30 Dec 2013, 15:01,
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did it kiss a bulldog and a mouse? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 30 Dec 2013, 15:03,
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what disappoints me most about thisis the lack of scale. i really really really want it to be huge.
( Chumps 👀,
Mon 30 Dec 2013, 14:52,
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Hard to describe exactly how BIG it really was ;)
(
Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome,
Mon 30 Dec 2013, 15:02,
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That's not a hedgehog. That's a Stegosaurus
( DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee,
Mon 30 Dec 2013, 14:56,
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I think the 'hogs have been interbreeding and mutatingthey've got big teeth and even bigger claws - with poisonous spikes*
*might not be true
(*might not be true
Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome,
Mon 30 Dec 2013, 15:04,
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The first time you did this, it was a fucking shit ideaI think a dead board is actually more exciting than this tedious fuckwittery
(,
Mon 30 Dec 2013, 15:03,
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Yeah, lets all sit quitely and not post in case it pisses someone off.You start.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Mon 30 Dec 2013, 15:09,
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maybe you could make yourself more exciting by dropping dead, then Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 30 Dec 2013, 15:11,
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I'm open to what you've got to say, please explain in more detail.
(,
Mon 30 Dec 2013, 15:12,
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Try /talk insteadYou'd fit in nicely there
( CanonCaliber A big bore,
Mon 30 Dec 2013, 15:19,
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Fuck off. If you cared enough about this site to donate and get an icon, then you might be entitled to an opinion. Even then, you should fuck off anyway. By he way, does your school go back a bit earlier to give your carers a break, or are you in mainstream education under some sort of inclusivity scheme?
( da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Mon 30 Dec 2013, 17:11,
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I can see that this sort of thing doesn't suit you.What would you like to see more of on /board?
(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 30 Dec 2013, 18:51,
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^this^ or maybe show us an example of such things?
(
Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome,
Mon 30 Dec 2013, 19:05,
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Thanks! XDI feel I should colour it with rainbow now but I'm too fucking lazy
( hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Mon 30 Dec 2013, 18:11,
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Is it too late for reindeer?He took a bit longer to get here on his elephantine legs...
( da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Mon 30 Dec 2013, 17:18,
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Tongue: the meat that tastes you back
(
I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?,
Mon 30 Dec 2013, 20:00,
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The ghost of Robhaunts the bakery
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Mon 30 Dec 2013, 11:50,
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DammitI keep trying to hit that spider but it keeps moving
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Mon 30 Dec 2013, 11:49,
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I don't know which one to wank over first
( CysticSpazzGland has just puwked on your mum,
Mon 30 Dec 2013, 2:47,
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Your answer v
BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Mon 30 Dec 2013, 2:56,
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you got da mega sklizz
( CysticSpazzGland has just puwked on your mum,
Mon 30 Dec 2013, 2:58,
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I'm just mildly retarded. : (
(
BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Mon 30 Dec 2013, 3:01,
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don't be sad about it.......just get help
( CysticSpazzGland has just puwked on your mum,
Mon 30 Dec 2013, 3:11,
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Splendid...
Whoever did Brian Blessed's voice in the badger video did a superlative job...#mashed #triffic
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sun 29 Dec 2013, 23:53,
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Pffft!Top mimicry-action! He's a bit good!
Great show...as per..
(Great show...as per..
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Mon 30 Dec 2013, 18:30,
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hahahahaha fuck!
HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Sun 29 Dec 2013, 22:30,
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your cyrus gave me a virus PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 29 Dec 2013, 19:47,
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and i always thought that std stood for Subscriber trunk dialling!
(
skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!,
Sun 29 Dec 2013, 20:01,
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MODS!!!^internet bullying here
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 29 Dec 2013, 21:40,
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The Flying Bun PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 29 Dec 2013, 22:22,
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Where;s my Ritalin!And I cleaned the dishes
and I walked the dog
and I went jogging
and I went to the store
and I finished my phd
and i edited my husband's novel
and I planted petunias
and I canvased the county door to door
and now it's time for lunch.
(and I walked the dog
and I went jogging
and I went to the store
and I finished my phd
and i edited my husband's novel
and I planted petunias
and I canvased the county door to door
and now it's time for lunch.
cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Sun 29 Dec 2013, 21:02,
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I saw ostriches at the zoo Saturday PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 29 Dec 2013, 21:38,
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i think they're still at the zooi videotaped one of them, but i think it was just a guy holding a stick with an ostrich-head puppet on the end of it
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 30 Dec 2013, 3:08,
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Ok, ok, but just let me ask you this...Did there happen to be a puppet show on when you visited the zoo?
I know it seems like a completely unconnected question but bear with me here.
(I know it seems like a completely unconnected question but bear with me here.
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 30 Dec 2013, 4:14,
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That's a five-cock mouth.And it's ready to go.
(
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 30 Dec 2013, 0:04,
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I say, I say, I say,1) My Gok Wan has no nose.
2) How does it smell?
1) Like money.
(2) How does it smell?
1) Like money.
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 30 Dec 2013, 0:05,
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fuck comes to town
spotify:track:0xCs7SjrNOVRnEI6bsHn5O (Right Of Way by Ferry Corsten)
ughh, take him off the monitor I don't want to see his face
CysticSpazzGland has just puwked on your mum,
Sun 29 Dec 2013, 21:40,
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I wish I could do thatin ps4
( CysticSpazzGland has just puwked on your mum,
Sun 29 Dec 2013, 23:49,
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Been seeing posts about Prince all dayI'm assuming he is still alive /board would be full of purple posts
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 29 Dec 2013, 18:46,
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Well, goodnight everybody.
youtu.be/CG9-SCVc-E0?t=2m17s
(youtu.be/CG9-SCVc-E0?t=2m17s
smaggers Like a gibbon on helium,
Sun 29 Dec 2013, 19:34,
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crap and quick!
too many cocks spoil the broth!
skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!,
Sun 29 Dec 2013, 17:25,
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eeeeewwwlook at the fat floating on the surface!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 29 Dec 2013, 17:28,
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errrr, that's not fat!that's the cooks special sauce!
( skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!,
Sun 29 Dec 2013, 17:28,
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I think your kind've right PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 29 Dec 2013, 17:43,
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nothing like having your penis cut in half and your ball sack scraped out! yum yum!
(
skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!,
Sun 29 Dec 2013, 20:04,
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right now, be glad I am not a MOD PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 29 Dec 2013, 16:24,
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IT'S TOTALLY OFFTOPIC, AND DOESNT MEET THE GUIDELAINES PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 29 Dec 2013, 16:30,
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Oh yes... damn....I can't believe I submitted this when all the other entries adhered completely to the brief... maybe I should be stepped ;)
(
paranoiaman,
Sun 29 Dec 2013, 16:33,
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Think of all the FP's you'd be able to give yourself!! :'( hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Sun 29 Dec 2013, 16:39,
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NOTHING i HAVE ever DONE HAS BEEN DESERVING OF AN fpoops caps
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 29 Dec 2013, 16:42,
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What about your Dave/Moggy comedy accout's FP? hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Sun 29 Dec 2013, 16:50,
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I disagreeBen-Hurf was excellent.
( El Cid ...wing attack plan R...,
Sun 29 Dec 2013, 17:32,
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bless you, young man PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 29 Dec 2013, 17:52,
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It would be a circle jerk of epic proportions.I only pray it never happens here.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 29 Dec 2013, 17:01,
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he could be the first B3tan to ever give me onean FP, that is.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 29 Dec 2013, 17:05,
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DONT MAKE ME COME OVER THERE
(
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 29 Dec 2013, 21:26,
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also, needs more sick PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 29 Dec 2013, 16:25,
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am i odd in thinking that car has good cheekbones? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 29 Dec 2013, 16:50,
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Yes.You machineies MAKE ME SICK!
BRRM IN HELL AUTOFAG!
(BRRM IN HELL AUTOFAG!
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^),
Sun 29 Dec 2013, 17:12,
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you're just jealous of its sleek lines Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 29 Dec 2013, 17:16,
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