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Amazingly, it doesn't appear to have been usedat least in the one-word version!
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blyerkit e k trilby,
Thu 8 May 2014, 12:31,
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I'm glad this won rather than 'lol, Clarkson faceswaps'Good stuff so far
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 8 May 2014, 11:43,
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Yeah quite,As much as I'd like to see Clarkson ripped, I don't know what I was thinking of!
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XLVII .uk,
Thu 8 May 2014, 13:19,
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hahahagood strong metal bristles, marvellous
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HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 8 May 2014, 10:19,
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HahahahaI hate a sweaty dish
Edit: Feck!
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Thu 8 May 2014, 11:09,
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SKIDDERS!Haha. I'll be saying this for the remainder of today. Loudly.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Thu 8 May 2014, 21:15,
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You could probably sell shuttlecock dalek conversion kitson ebay
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gaijintendo Regular Member,
Thu 8 May 2014, 9:31,
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Cruise's Judge Doom impression is rather good
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Thu 8 May 2014, 8:21,
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Tom should definitely go with that haircut HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 8 May 2014, 8:56,
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I'm surprised there wasn't more Quo in last week's compo.
Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Thu 8 May 2014, 8:59,
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NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - FIRST VERSIONS
We take a lot of everyday things for granted. Wheels, knives, boxes, glue, electricity, Tampax, goldfish.
This week we want you to show us the failed first attempts at inventing everyday household items such as these.
Challenge suggested by Munsta
God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC,
Thu 8 May 2014, 7:43,
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News confusionWhat they say on the news vs. what my brain actually hears...
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JugglerJAF It's curtains for you.Lacy gently wafting curtains,
Wed 7 May 2014, 23:02,
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I've been reading it as that too.Attempts to bastardise other 60s band names into their format:
banfud munn
bumu cuss
beetu muc
buff ruchud
bobula clurk
bobo vu
(banfud munn
bumu cuss
beetu muc
buff ruchud
bobula clurk
bobo vu
monkeon schmonkeon,
Wed 7 May 2014, 23:05,
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Boko Haram - Shiter shade of failThey really are a bunch of shits. Hypocrites, too. Against Westernisation and education? Just from that one photo I can see a walkie talkie (Canadian invention), machine guns (American), what appears to be a fuel can for a motor vehicle (American), a Russian RPG, sticky tape (British?)... and that camo is likely a Western pattern made from Western-invented fabrics.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 7 May 2014, 23:18,
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they are indeed a towering stack of cunts deodar ant trois minutes douche compris,
Wed 7 May 2014, 23:50,
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I know, I totally hate those Canadians!The way they pronounce walkie talkie.
( cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Wed 7 May 2014, 23:53,
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But they're only against westernisation for womenfolkMenfolk, being superior, can have anything they want (except bacon sarnies)
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CanonCaliber A big bore,
Thu 8 May 2014, 7:55,
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cartridge bullets (originally paper) -- Swiss/French British
Boxer briefs -- British
Uzi -- Israel
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Uzi -- Israel
kombu dashi,
Thu 8 May 2014, 20:01,
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Colin loves the party If only twisted tim would stop shaking as it's pissing him off
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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!,
Wed 7 May 2014, 21:38,
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Steady on son, I hadn't finished reading Saturday's posts yet :( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 7 May 2014, 20:52,
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Also, welcome, pull up a CDC, shop a Hawtrey etc. drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 7 May 2014, 20:57,
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Welcome. Try not to post too many pictures in new threads - it forces other people's work off the bottom of the board. These are all good , but if you have to blurt out 4 images on the trot, it's better to do this as replies to your own first image for example.
The only way to do this if you're using the uploader is to post as a new image, but once it's uploaded grab the HTML, delete the post, then insert the HTML in your reply body, and hey presto!
Now get on with pulling up chairs and shopping kittens. (And for god's sake don't be tempted to delete a thread - you'll be torn a new one!)
#thingsIwishI'dbeentoldwhenIstarted
(The only way to do this if you're using the uploader is to post as a new image, but once it's uploaded grab the HTML, delete the post, then insert the HTML in your reply body, and hey presto!
Now get on with pulling up chairs and shopping kittens. (And for god's sake don't be tempted to delete a thread - you'll be torn a new one!)
#thingsIwishI'dbeentoldwhenIstarted
da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Wed 7 May 2014, 21:12,
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understood.it might be years before i have another good idea anyway.
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Wed 7 May 2014, 21:26,
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Are you one of those LiveLeak friends I've heard so much about?
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Ghoti Fingers,
Wed 7 May 2014, 21:32,
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What's a liveleak friend?Is that like pissing yourself in public?
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Wed 7 May 2014, 21:34,
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Ha !it's not the heady days of yore anymore !
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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........,
Wed 7 May 2014, 21:33,
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 7 May 2014, 21:41,
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CriesPerhaps it's time to shut up shop
( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Wed 7 May 2014, 22:56,
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"it forces other people's work off the bottom of the board"hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
2007 called, they want their friendly board Nazism back
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Wed 7 May 2014, 21:58,
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2007 called, they want their friendly board Nazism back
I really did find this picture very amusing, and clicked "I like this" accordingly, for what it's worth (i.e. nothing).It would have got a good reception 5-10 years ago, when there was still some life left here. It's just a shame that the most discussion in any of your posts resulted from someone advising you not to post so many new threads, for fear of pushing 30 hour-old threads off /board.
Welcome to b3ta.
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Wed 7 May 2014, 23:49,
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Welcome to b3ta.
tell me it aint truei was under the impression this site was the last bastion of hope for internet. admittedly i havent checked in for about 15 years - but it still holds some honest simplicity value no?
Maybe time to get the defibralators out.
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Thu 8 May 2014, 18:05,
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Maybe time to get the defibralators out.
he's really straininggonna bust something
( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Thu 8 May 2014, 0:41,
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he'd never make another sound again
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 7 May 2014, 19:12,
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thanksi feel old now!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 7 May 2014, 19:16,
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that sounds worse! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 7 May 2014, 19:24,
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Claimed your seven-year bonus yet?Email Rob and tell him you'll take the Netherlands-style speedboat.
At least, pretty sure that's what he offered when he said "Motorboat with a dutch rudder".
(At least, pretty sure that's what he offered when he said "Motorboat with a dutch rudder".
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 7 May 2014, 19:59,
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0_0fuck, been on the go since 6 this morning and travelled several hundred miles. i'm off home for a drink and sleep.
@bye!
(@bye!
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 7 May 2014, 20:07,
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Drew this two years ago today :)
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 7 May 2014, 20:38,
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Happy Happy!!!!!!!!
BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Wed 7 May 2014, 19:28,
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Jimmy Page is all the rage in beige with his sage mage guage.
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Wed 7 May 2014, 18:57,
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that be one short sage Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 7 May 2014, 18:58,
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i'm too tired to even think of a punny reply Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 7 May 2014, 19:02,
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yay!thanks :)
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 7 May 2014, 19:07,
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And from me, Smashy! Looking forward to 7 more years of your gubbins! Smashy! Looking forward to 7 more years of your gubbins!
( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Wed 7 May 2014, 19:21,
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crab candles!or crandles, as i shall henceforth call them
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 7 May 2014, 19:25,
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ooo, shiny!ta :)
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 7 May 2014, 19:17,
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Indeed. I've freed my seed after reading this on Wikiped(ia):"By the era of Early Modern English, the mole was also known in English as mouldywarp".
( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Wed 7 May 2014, 20:45,
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I still can't get over the factthat the Arabian for hamster translated back into English is Mr Saddlebags.
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Thu 8 May 2014, 0:13,
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"Join us next week for more subterranean sleuthing with New York's finest, Saddlebags and Mouldywarp.."
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Thu 8 May 2014, 20:11,
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Well, he can't play in a cage..
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Wed 7 May 2014, 23:48,
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These are actually starting to keep me awake at nights...."Prince...mince...hints? What else, OK about about Jason Orange then....gaaahhh".
Do carry on.
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fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo,
Tue 13 May 2014, 11:22,
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Initial thought: elongated testiclesEDIT but hooray for posting anything cos it's all gone a bit tumbleweed in here today
( thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Wed 7 May 2014, 14:39,
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Elongated rocks are testicles !
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Wed 7 May 2014, 18:12,
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*goes to find a tiger*
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Wed 7 May 2014, 17:30,
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It's Bourbon Fox all over again.{;-)
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Wed 7 May 2014, 18:32,
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What the fuck happened to his shoulders?Has he just been hit by a car or something?
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 7 May 2014, 17:37,
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As mice seems to be today's meme...(
Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample.,
Wed 7 May 2014, 10:35,
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You tell him furry critter!EDIT - nwot...
( thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Wed 7 May 2014, 11:12,
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MasturChef!
Never order anything "Served in the Chef's own Sauce".
HA!The stoicism on everyone else's face!
( thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Wed 7 May 2014, 14:18,
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Tinky Winky, Dipsy,Lava and Pahoehoe!
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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR,
Wed 7 May 2014, 10:15,
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*And slowly the strands of vomit slid down the laptop's screen...*
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Wed 7 May 2014, 18:14,
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I always wondered about the teletubbiesI mean, here are four obviously immature creatures, living in a flying saucer. Clearly they couldn't have built it - they find grass amazing and surprising.
My guess is that when the adults come looking for the survivors of the crash, they're going to be a lot bigger and less friendly...
FEAR THE TELETUBBY OVERLORDS!
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Wed 7 May 2014, 10:50,
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My guess is that when the adults come looking for the survivors of the crash, they're going to be a lot bigger and less friendly...
FEAR THE TELETUBBY OVERLORDS!
It's like a creepy sci-fi "The Blue Lagoon"Or maybe "Lord of the Flies"...
Maybe it's the end game of an alien Battle Royale and they found a way to defuse their collars.
(Maybe it's the end game of an alien Battle Royale and they found a way to defuse their collars.
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 7 May 2014, 10:53,
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