A commission piece for Mr Hekim.
An explanation may be in order. Via the BBC.
Smallbrainfield,
Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:56,
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is this for Hekim's jail cell wall?Hope they let him use b3ta over the next 2 years of his sentence.
Wonder what sort of rehabilitation programme they can possibly put him on??? Surely he'll just do it again when he's out.
(Wonder what sort of rehabilitation programme they can possibly put him on??? Surely he'll just do it again when he's out.
ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:01,
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HehehI was once talking about him to my friend and he made the point that the farm should just charge him for access. Don't think it's illegal to pimp manure.
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monkeon schmonkeon,
Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:04,
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Ha ha ha,yeah, most farms sell manure. It's not that much of a stretch is it?
( Smallbrainfield,
Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:11,
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Have you consideredOffering to do a portrait of the Queen to replace their Rolf one that's gone missing?
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:11,
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Do you know I was surprised I didn't get the call after this.
Smallbrainfield,
Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:47,
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I see you dialled downthe disturbing on that one quite a lot.
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:59,
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that's really rather good*spluffs*
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 2 Jul 2014, 14:28,
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Hell of a lot better than that Llywelyn Hall
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 2 Jul 2014, 14:56,
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Absolutely delighted by Mr SBF's illustration which will take pride of place on my living room wall :)Anyone recommend a site for good quality but affordable large canvas prints please?
The level of detail is incredible so I'm thinking around 600x600
(The level of detail is incredible so I'm thinking around 600x600
hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:17,
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the detail on the chest hair really is impressive Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:22,
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you should do one about the bloke arrested for fucking a liloand an inflatable pumpkin
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:20,
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A thing of great beauty! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:34,
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nothing wrong with a little pattiewank
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:37,
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It'll end in tearsWhen he gets tossed by a bull.
(Nice work, as ever)
((Nice work, as ever)
An Egg ,D,
Wed 2 Jul 2014, 14:21,
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excellent work*edit* - just noticed a tiny Mona Lisa dung portrait on that bit above his left hand!
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Q4nobody,
Wed 2 Jul 2014, 14:24,
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he looks so happy!:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 2 Jul 2014, 14:48,
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Mangetout, my dear Watson(I know the characters are reversed but couldn't think of anything that worked that way round)
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:44,
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yeah, it only really worked this way round...
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Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:46,
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it's got benedict cumberbatch, it needs no explanation Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:48,
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Antibiotic resistantce crisis?I'll just deal with that in the usual way.
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:34,
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Here's a load of money we saved by shutting our hospitals for you to build some new private hospitals with HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:35,
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That and "please stop thinking about how I f*cked up in Europe and employed a criminally corrupt journalist as my closest advisor, and instead concentrate on this overinflated health scare that I can realistically do very little about"
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:42,
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there's a face that's crying out for a rocket launcher Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:49,
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It's always the bloody scapegoats. Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:53,
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Bloody scapegoats! If they aren't coming here and taking our jerbs they are jerbing their own jerbs and smearing them with deadly bacteria.It's political correctness gone mad, I tell you.
( discomeats This canoe,
Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:59,
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All part of the planwww.independent.co.uk/news/science/exclusive-controversial-us-scientist-creates-deadly-new-flu-strain-for-pandemic-research-9577088.html
/dons tinfoil hat
(/dons tinfoil hat
CanonCaliber A big bore,
Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:25,
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now THIS is the kind of research i can get behind!/virology groupie
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:44,
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Remember to vaccinate yorself first !" When America sneezes, the whole world catches cold flu "
( CanonCaliber A big bore,
Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:58,
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hey, if i can't be patient zero, i ain't playing Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 2 Jul 2014, 14:06,
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Holy Fuck!?Thanks for discovering how to wipe out the human race
( Q4nobody,
Wed 2 Jul 2014, 14:34,
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We're all gonna die of Ebola anywayor something.
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Barbarossa is not my real name,
Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:35,
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yes, but which strain? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:49,
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Whichever one the lowest bidder can breed.
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discomeats This canoe,
Wed 2 Jul 2014, 15:09,
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all i can say is...
lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Thu 3 Jul 2014, 12:15,
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where did that come from? Oh well, at least with the extra funding we should be getting some amazing new features...
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:34,
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Whoa, didn't even notice the ads until you people pointed them outI guess rob's "lady of the night" gig isn't paying too well at the moment.
(
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:39,
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Bespoke code tends to get around adblocker default settings,as it is searching for common patterns that say the code is for an advert.
( monkeon schmonkeon,
Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:27,
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YeahWTF just happened?
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:41,
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Well, I for one clicked on the advert for coffee 43 Trillion times.And now I can't get out of my house. The crates of coffee are coming up to the first floor and I can't escape.
Edit And now it's asking me if I'm down with the kids.
Well, that took a disturbing direction.
(Edit And now it's asking me if I'm down with the kids.
Well, that took a disturbing direction.
discomeats This canoe,
Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:57,
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/talk proved CORRECT once again:(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^),
Wed 2 Jul 2014, 14:01,
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Well, there you go, it's quite conclusive.They are selling coffee.
( discomeats This canoe,
Wed 2 Jul 2014, 15:11,
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Doesn't bother me too much, but I wonder if it could be used as an incentive for people to post - make ads only appear to lurkers.
( monkeon schmonkeon,
Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:24,
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...and to freeloaders like myself!I did offer to fax rob some £s of mint UK stamps from the 1980s but no reply
(,
Wed 2 Jul 2014, 14:44,
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none needed.When did we suddenly get advert banners in the top right corner?
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:33,
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Top rightThey were taking up well over half the screen here.
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:42,
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And now it's vanished!What fresh lunacy is this?
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:45,
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Soz about that, what browser are you using that made it take up half the screen?They now respect the "hide ads" profile option so may have disappeared for you
(
God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC,
Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:50,
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IE 8I know, I know but it's a work PC and they don't change anything until it's no longer supported. We only got rid of Windows 3.1 last week. Looking forward to seeing if XP lives up to the hype.
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:53,
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Thanks - I'll see what I can do - hopefully the fact you can turn them off fixes that for you for now x
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God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC,
Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:54,
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Yeahthey've gone away again.
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:55,
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Sweet. I've just fixed them for IE8 users thanks to you. Pat on the back.
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God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC,
Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:56,
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i don't believe in youthere, i said it.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:21,
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CheersOnce I had 'Salvador Dalek' in my head, I had to do something to get rid of it.
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:01,
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same with me and emoobut mine was really shit
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:18,
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"Jokes are better than technique"has got me out of a spot too many times to count.
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:33,
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just as welli have no technique!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:35,
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hahaha!someone gave me a print of this when i was a kid. not a clue why.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:18,
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Finger Lickin' Bad...
Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Wed 2 Jul 2014, 11:28,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Bigger Picture"){kind=small}
dunno why he didn't stick with the early version...
Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Wed 2 Jul 2014, 11:00,
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Should've asked Rolf to do it?
De-RIS - www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-28117513
Q4nobody,
Wed 2 Jul 2014, 10:42,
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shouldn't mock other peoples work and it's no doubt better than I could do, but that painting's truly awful Jesus have you seen his attempt at Will's nan? www.danllywelynhall.co.uk/people_gallery/the_queen_lg.jpg
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 2 Jul 2014, 10:44,
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How does this guy get the work?Have you seen his Ruby Wax???!! - www.danllywelynhall.co.uk/hay/ruby_wax_lg.jpg
( Q4nobody,
Wed 2 Jul 2014, 10:59,
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if he gets paid money for these then I'm going to be very depressed HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 2 Jul 2014, 11:01,
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Isn't that Rolf?What's with the moustache?
( Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR,
Wed 2 Jul 2014, 11:03,
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i like ruby wax's hipster tache. janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus,
Wed 2 Jul 2014, 11:46,
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I've had magic marker visuals knocked out for me in 1/2 an hour ten times better than thatEdit:
Ads top right of board now or is my ad blocker buggered?
(Ads top right of board now or is my ad blocker buggered?
hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:21,
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How did you block them Micto?I'm using Firefox with Ad block plus
( hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:42,
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hahahaI wish they'd had the bottle to do his eyes like this
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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥,
Wed 2 Jul 2014, 10:44,
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Haha!I hope the original is titled "Mnguh?", after the noise his Royal Nipplechin was clearly making at the time.
( Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR,
Wed 2 Jul 2014, 11:04,
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How does he know when he's finished?I mean, normally you'd finish when the picture actually looks like the person you're painting...
(,
Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:15,
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Looks quite like himSame number of eyes, mouth, even wears a tie. Just like him.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:44,
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IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTESid James - Shop Sid James (Cakie)
Where are they now? - Show us what TV/Film characters from your youth are up to now - No sex pests allowed (dolphinwhisperer)
Toy Mashup - stick 2 or more toys together to create a new one (ferret)
Illustrate Country songs - i.e. www.allowe.com/laughs/book/Actual%20Song%20Titles.htm (Ya What?)
Reply with your choice, voting stops tomorrow
(Where are they now? - Show us what TV/Film characters from your youth are up to now - No sex pests allowed (dolphinwhisperer)
Toy Mashup - stick 2 or more toys together to create a new one (ferret)
Illustrate Country songs - i.e. www.allowe.com/laughs/book/Actual%20Song%20Titles.htm (Ya What?)
Reply with your choice, voting stops tomorrow
God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC,
Wed 2 Jul 2014, 10:41,
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whatever this gent opts for!I think people should make their own minds up for me
(,
Wed 2 Jul 2014, 11:14,
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sid james is a hero, i fail to see why you allowed a choice
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mongychops,
Wed 2 Jul 2014, 11:33,
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ken sticking his non-existent plastic cock up barbie drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 2 Jul 2014, 11:43,
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Where are they now..ta
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 2 Jul 2014, 11:55,
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Toy Mashup, definitely
(
DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee,
Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:40,
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Where are they now
(
BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:43,
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Woken From Sleep - Dali (1935)
sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally,
Wed 2 Jul 2014, 10:34,
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"Pack it in" is the only permissible form of wording when dealing with noise complaints./trufax
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 2 Jul 2014, 10:40,
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Mondrian kicked ass at Tetris.
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 2 Jul 2014, 9:57,
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damn you, barry!gonna have that tune earworming all day now!
*click*
(*click*
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 2 Jul 2014, 10:08,
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'There's a place in France...'
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Wed 2 Jul 2014, 0:48,
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that's a brain-twister Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 2 Jul 2014, 9:06,
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OK, all I know is the second one is a Dali. Help me out with the rest?
(
da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Wed 2 Jul 2014, 21:01,
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this makes me sadnobody should have to play twister on their own :(
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 2 Jul 2014, 10:13,
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She isn'tShe has fallen over, thereby losing the game, and the other players have stood up and moved out of frame while she analyzes what she did wrong in the hope of performing better next time.
( Tonsil is slowly atrophying,
Wed 2 Jul 2014, 10:32,
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Apparently Antwerp Maritime Academy (HZS) soundly beat Antwerp University (AU) at the DONG Solar Boat Challenge todayThis is how it's being retold by our ever professional, calm and collected teaching staff:
Click for bigger (172 kb)
Might contain slight exaggerations.
(,
Tue 1 Jul 2014, 23:57,
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Click for bigger (172 kb)
Might contain slight exaggerations.
This is what happens when you leave your iron on when out sailing.
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discomeats This canoe,
Wed 2 Jul 2014, 0:14,
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I read in the June edition of free newspaper "Towpath Talk"that over 30 people have died in the last 20 years due to their boats catching fire. That's one and a half every year.
(,
Wed 2 Jul 2014, 0:22,
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This an onboard vid of the winning boat.www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYE969UqXuU
At 3.00 hey blast past our boat... We need to mount the foils urgently!
Apparently, the last day they blasted the battery pack and averaged more than 45kmh average.
(,
Wed 2 Jul 2014, 0:28,
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At 3.00 hey blast past our boat... We need to mount the foils urgently!
Apparently, the last day they blasted the battery pack and averaged more than 45kmh average.
I think I may have gotten caught up in these stats somehow.I've been feeling half-dead this week.
(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 2 Jul 2014, 4:13,
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Must be all the more annoying due to all that water around the boat, you'd think that'd come in handy.
(
discomeats This canoe,
Wed 2 Jul 2014, 8:03,
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i have no idea what is going on heresuffice to say hanging a piano from the ceiling makes as much sense as hanging a tractor
( deodar ant trois minutes douche compris,
Tue 1 Jul 2014, 23:49,
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Delightfully hatstand!I don't understand it in the slightest :)
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Wed 2 Jul 2014, 8:44,
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It's supposed to show attempts by pianists toplay the Tate Modern upside-down piano. May not be too clear in the hasty photoshop work!
( monkeon schmonkeon,
Wed 2 Jul 2014, 11:48,
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:DIt was probably too early in the morning for me to comment ;)
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:00,
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I expected to see...Bearnard Cribbins in there somewhere.
I suspect I'm showing my age.
(I suspect I'm showing my age.
Ugi , it's a game of give and cake,
Thu 3 Jul 2014, 17:05,
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I am in awe at the level of talent you have acquired, young lady! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 1 Jul 2014, 22:35,
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i am teh cow levitator Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 1 Jul 2014, 23:29,
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the cream always rises to the top PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 1 Jul 2014, 23:37,
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i'm so bored i'm sitting with glowsticks on my head Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 1 Jul 2014, 23:37,
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i feel your lack of pain PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 1 Jul 2014, 23:39,
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i was gonna put them on the dogbut he's a tricky little bugger
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 1 Jul 2014, 23:40,
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pffis it unreasonable to want a water pistol fight at this time of night
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 1 Jul 2014, 23:48,
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That is my pot bellyand I'd trouble you not to mention it.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Tue 1 Jul 2014, 20:57,
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Gotta snatch 'em all!jussayin..
( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Tue 1 Jul 2014, 23:13,
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id like a pot bellyBut smoking that stuff does my head in
(
boff FL OZ,
Tue 1 Jul 2014, 21:46,
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I will hunt you down, and I will end you. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Tue 1 Jul 2014, 19:45,
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I remember him wearing that tshirt in Hancock's half hour. Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Tue 1 Jul 2014, 19:49,
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Oooooooh, I say...Also, this is like a badly remade Edgar Allen Poe story.
( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Tue 1 Jul 2014, 19:55,
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Hahaha!But that's the same Sid.
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Tue 1 Jul 2014, 19:55,
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A Sid's a Sid.If I only had the time I'd inundate the board with more.
Dark Sid of the Moon.
West Sid Story.
Orbital - Insid's.
Stiltskin - Insid.
Cornershop - Sleep on the left Sid.
We could dedicate a compo to it!
(,
Tue 1 Jul 2014, 20:09,
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Dark Sid of the Moon.
West Sid Story.
Orbital - Insid's.
Stiltskin - Insid.
Cornershop - Sleep on the left Sid.
We could dedicate a compo to it!
suggest it on the compo vote tombola
(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Tue 1 Jul 2014, 20:16,
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It'll look great alongside in a collection, next to, say, the works of John Wayne Gacy and Hitler Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Tue 1 Jul 2014, 18:14,
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gacy's work is shit, he's a fucking clown Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 1 Jul 2014, 19:12,
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Still rather be that than a clown fucker mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Tue 1 Jul 2014, 19:45,
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This brings to my mind the image of the huge warehouse at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark
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An Egg ,D,
Tue 1 Jul 2014, 20:35,
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i heard that while he was painting the queen, he kept touching her up!
(
skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!,
Wed 2 Jul 2014, 8:31,
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Is this an advert for the SheWee?®
(
Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Tue 1 Jul 2014, 16:42,
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Haha :)I suppose posing in this position for the artist means she doesn't have to interrupt proceedings for a loo break
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Tue 1 Jul 2014, 17:55,
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