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[challenge entry] Finally, now he's Home Alone - this is it!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 14:52, archived)
# The sex tape they tried to ban
:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 14:55, archived)
# Shamone!
Nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 14:59, archived)
# ta!
(grabs crotch, spins)
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 22:34, archived)
# This is what?
Ahhh Jesus juice! :D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 15:18, archived)
# Run, Kevin!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 16:51, archived)
# Anagram:
SHIT IT IS.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 21:19, archived)
# Anagram:
His i-tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 21:20, archived)
# IS HIS TIT
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 22:36, archived)
# I KNOW THERE'S NO PICTURE BUT I NEED YOUR HELP PLEASE!!
Hi all - can you help please? (I don't have time to do a pic so I hope my previous entries will suffice).

A close friend had a very bad car accident and after making it out of a coma, is now stuck in hospital fighting terrible depression while healing. He isn't able to move much and has stopped talking now.

We'd like to get some audio books for him to try and ease the pain/depression but don't know what to get - this is where i need your help.

He likes: fantasy books, games of thrones type stuff, sci fi or any sort of saga/cleverly written books.

I know you guys love all this sort of thing - Can anyone recommend some audio books to help my friend?

thank you (and I'll post a pic again when I have more time)

(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 14:22, archived)
# "I know you guys love all this sort of thing" ...
... not me, I hate all that fantasy bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 14:23, archived)
# ok babe - not you then
Apologies for sweeping generalisations.
(I'm not a big fan either to be honest)
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 14:25, archived)
# Apparently he liked "The Wheel Of Time"
so anything like that.
xxx
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 14:28, archived)
# Has he done Philip Pullman's Dark Materials?
Not quite lord of the rings but its fantasy stuff with talking bears and witches, and was a very enjoyable read
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 14:28, archived)
# thank you - great shout!
xx
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 14:28, archived)
# Oh, dear fucking God! She's supposed to be helping the poor guy *out* of a depression

And I don't know how old the patient is, but that Dark Materials stuff is a bloody childrens' book.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 14:31, archived)
# oh -he's a fully formed adult!
lol!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 14:40, archived)
# ignore mr misery pants
Dark Materials are a great read/listen
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 14:49, archived)
# So are Lord of the rings and Game of Thrones aren't they?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 14:45, archived)
# GoT definitely not for kids!
I read Dark Materials as an adult and enjoyed it.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 15:51, archived)
# What's a bit of friendly castration, torture, eye-popping. head-crushing, tits and arse between kids?
Not to mention the cunting potty-mouths. Do you think he's actually seen it?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 19:00, archived)
# audible.co.uk... part of amazon
download them from site... register him an account and let him choose.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 14:31, archived)
# Also
have you considered some of the classic radio plays...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Journey_into_Space
this is a classic and there are around 60 30 min episodes
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 14:40, archived)
# cool- of course
Brilliant idea - thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 14:42, archived)
# totally would, but he's not very mobile so can't really chose
but will go and poke around audible for him.

thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 14:41, archived)
# Hey Freddy
One of the youtube channels I follow has an offer on where you can sign up to audible and get one download for free - www.audibletrial.com/drunkenpeasants
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 14:48, archived)
# Hey Emvee!!
How are you? Saw rough cut of Andy's film - it's cracking but there's some weirdo on the beach.... lol!!

thanks for the advice, nice, we love free audio books :)

hope to see you soon!
xx
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 14:50, archived)
# Serious now ...
www.amazon.co.uk/The-Fleming-Classic-Bond-Collection/dp/1471310876

or

www.amazon.co.uk/Complete-George-Smiley-Dramas-Dramatisations/dp/1408427745

Esp. that second one; Simon Russell Beale is fantastic as Smiley.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 14:34, archived)
# thank you for all your help
Suggestions are great, cheers
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 14:42, archived)
# Which book is it where Smiley fights a dragon on a unicorn?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 14:48, archived)
# The Smiley one is precisely what I was about to suggest.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 14:59, archived)
# Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy
All the books have been made into full-cast radio plays (in fact, it started out as a full-cast radio play before it became a book). About 13 hours of material, and it's all great:

www.amazon.co.uk/Hitchhikers-Guide-Galaxy-Complete-Series/dp/0563504196/
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 14:50, archived)
# This gets my vote
Sounds right up the right street. I'd also suggest the Milligan war memoirs if they are on audio. He addressess depression and fish out of water in a way it is easy to engage with. It is light hearted on the surface, but you can read deeper when you are ready.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 23:33, archived)
# I google for free audio books
http://www.openculture.com/freeaudiobooks

I don't know what this is like, but first thing that appeared on google.

Books will be random gendres.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 14:50, archived)
#
If sci-fi extends to cyberpunk, then Ready Player One is the best escapist books I've read for a long time and that has an audiobook. Probably specifically aimed at people who were kids in the 80s, though.

And might be incredibly dull, but all the ancient classics like The Iliad tend to be available with well regarded actors reading them.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 14:52, archived)
# How about radio comedy series?
There's such delights as the Hitch-hiker's guide to the galaxy (5 series), ElvenQuest (fantasy humour), Old Harry's Game... (I have shedloads of stuff like that)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs šŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ŹŽÉŹ sį“‰É„Ź‡ ↓šŸ¦‡, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 14:53, archived)
# Elvenquest was brilliant!
Old Harry's game too...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 15:09, archived)
# The Holy Bible.
Our LORD AND SAVIOUR is obviously PUNISHING your HEATHEN friend for his SINS!
PRAY FOR HIM BROTHER!
And if he doesn't start healing IMMEDIATELY then HE HAS INCURRED GOD'S DISPLEASURE AND MUST BE PURGED FOR HIS HERESIES!
BURN HIM! BURN THE HERETIC! BURN HIM IN THE PURIFYING FLAMES TO SHOW HIM GOD'S LOVE!
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 18 Aug 2014, 15:01, archived)
# You're just saying that because kittens are soft and cute!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 15:03, archived)
# And tasty.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 18 Aug 2014, 15:04, archived)
# when I said fantasy, was thinking of something not so far fetched
(ooo controversial)
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 15:05, archived)
# *Puts on Big WitchFinder hat*
REPENT SINNER!
REPENT LEST YE BE CAST INTO THE FLAMES!
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 18 Aug 2014, 15:09, archived)
#
Jesus dies at the end.
(Professor of Lesbonics remembered his password on, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 19:49, archived)
# to everyone who replied - I thank you
B3ta has show true kindness :)


Now get back to killing things with hammers!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 15:26, archived)
# YAY! LET'S BASTARDING CUNTS IN THE FUCK!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 17:30, archived)
# Iain M Banks, Culture series
Read by Peter Kenny

Chronologically, until Look to Windward

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Culture#Novels
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 15:32, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 16:52, archived)
# *upvotes*
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 19 Aug 2014, 8:01, archived)
# Dan Simmons' Hyperion/Fall of Hyperion/Endymion/Rise of Endymion
Big space opera sagary epic - and very very good.

Neal Stephenson's Anathem

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 15:50, archived)
# Ah yes, the Hyperion series is great
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 15:59, archived)
# A certain Bay frequented by Pirates
may have a fine torrent of 100 top sci-fi audiobooks. But I wouldn't know anything about that.

*whistles innocently*
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 16:01, archived)
# michael loves the buccaneer cock
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 16:10, archived)
# Good Sci Fi/Fantasy what I have read recently
Mervyn Peake's Gormenghast books
Philip K Dick's Ubik
Richard Matheson's I am Legend (possibly a bit depressing)
Frederick Pohl's Gateway
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 16:05, archived)
# The dark tower series by stephen king.
They are fucking aces
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 18:13, archived)
# ^ This one.
The narrator is superb.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 19:04, archived)
# Ignore all that bollocks. If he's depressed then he needs 'Who on earth is Tom Baker'
His self read autobiography - it's brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 22:03, archived)
# Of course!
That's instant joy.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 22:13, archived)
# pick up some nice book
Smoke & Mirrors? Neil Gaiman short stories. Then sit down and read it to your friend. A couple of those are a joy to read too.
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 19 Aug 2014, 8:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Was originally Robocop vs Terminator

But then I found out that already exists...
(TheFluffyOne, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 12:32, archived)
# Bad Bots Bad Bots, what you gonna do? what you gonna do when they come for you?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 14:20, archived)
# Stay out of trouble?
(TheFluffyOne, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 17:10, archived)
# Bad Bots 2
Or... Bad Bots Rebooted
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 14:22, archived)
# Bad Bots 3 - Bit Rot
(TheFluffyOne, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 17:15, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 11:54, archived)
# oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 12:06, archived)
# he died
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 12:21, archived)
# Hopefully he's running around having laughs with his buddy Robin now
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 12:27, archived)
# he's quadriplegic
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 12:30, archived)
# not with the miracle of god in heaven he's not
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 12:50, archived)
# God praise you HT !
(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 13:37, archived)
# also wesley snipes went to jail
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 12:31, archived)
# this happened
it's mentioned in the new explodables film as a joke
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 12:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Ouch!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 12:46, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 12:56, archived)
# so wrong
so b3ta

click!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 13:19, archived)
[challenge entry] screw you guys, I'm eating the goat.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 10:07, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 10:13, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 11:52, archived)
# Splendid!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 12:32, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 12:57, archived)
# 'ning
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 9:25, archived)
# Paul Hardcastle in happier times
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 9:26, archived)
# I like his piano trousers
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 9:38, archived)
# like a techno cossack
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 9:39, archived)
# Strangest of all the Dylan tracks
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 13:19, archived)
# pikachu, I choose you!
(I helped save b3ta! $imon $quibb āœ…, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 9:27, archived)
# my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 9:21, archived)
# my name is father christmas and i live in lapland. it is fantastic. i bring your seasonal gifts. i like seasonal gifts. one time you lit a fire. i went down your chimney, but the flames burnt my feet. i didnt like it
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 9:25, archived)
# ^ make this person a mod, now.
(I helped save b3ta! $imon $quibb āœ…, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 9:26, archived)
# I'm overqualified
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 9:36, archived)
# I'm sure after all these years Jacob has a deep manly voice
and doesn't get burnt by kids anymore
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 9:26, archived)
# He's an international youtube superstar now.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 15:02, archived)
# *filenames*
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 18 Aug 2014, 11:37, archived)
# dinner dinner dinner dinner burhtman
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 22:25, archived)
# The Dark Neargh!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 22:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 2:04, archived)
# Come and see the violence inherent in the system.
Help help I'm being oppressed.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 18 Aug 2014, 2:57, archived)
# Put some pants on, and go make them yourself!
Industrialization, and manufacturing, is not predicated on capitalism, you knob.
 
Also: breed some more of those slappers with the cracking tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 3:51, archived)
# You scored high Marx for that pic
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs šŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ŹŽÉŹ sį“‰É„Ź‡ ↓šŸ¦‡, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 8:45, archived)
#
I appreciate that the social conflicts inherent within capitalism may be driving us towards an inevitable outcome, but where are my fucking guns?

OI! SANTA! WHERE'S ME FUCKING BIKE?
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 18 Aug 2014, 16:26, archived)
# I just clicked 'I like this', but didn't actually mean to.
Fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 16:55, archived)
# Everything's fucked
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 7:04, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 9:15, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 9:11, archived)
# Today I have been mostly trying to get thrown out of Madame Tussauds


The crowds of onlookers were not impressed at all... or the wife!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 21:29, archived)
# They used to have a Patch Adams
section in the chamber of horrors.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 21:49, archived)
# That's terrible behaviour from that guy!
'anging's too good for 'im
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 21:58, archived)
# You posed the waxwork of Phil Mitchell with the one of Robin Williams and took a photo?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs šŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ŹŽÉŹ sį“‰É„Ź‡ ↓šŸ¦‡, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 21:59, archived)
# Uh oh!
(I helped save b3ta! $imon $quibb āœ…, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 22:01, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 22:08, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 22:12, archived)
# The Orkan Strangler.
So nonchalant as he goes about his business.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 23:19, archived)
# {:-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 18 Aug 2014, 2:58, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 7:03, archived)
# Either Williams' head was very large, or yours is very big.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 1:04, archived)
# You keraaayyzeee guy!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 9:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Thundercat and Lightfoot (1974).
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 18:32, archived)
# Well, that was five minutes well spent...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 18:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 15:08, archived)
# Fuck !
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sun 17 Aug 2014, 15:14, archived)
# Mr FUCKniverse
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 15:19, archived)
# FUCK
freebase has let himself go :(
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 15:27, archived)
# just wait, he'll pull out the big guns any second
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 15:41, archived)
# The Full Uncle Monty.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 21:12, archived)
# pffffft
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 15:37, archived)
# proud pose from the beatmeister
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 15:41, archived)
# That suits him.
I wonder if this does...

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 16:28, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 19:51, archived)
# Pills, Thrills & Bodybuilding.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 23:35, archived)
# wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 23:59, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 3:43, archived)
# fuck
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 17:15, archived)
# I've been thinking of something to say about this
but all I can come up with is FUCK, on every detail
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 7:06, archived)
# who remembers this old advert?


I believe this played in the cinemas before screenings of Last Tango In Paris...

different times then eh folks?
back in the day eh?

ah the 70's...

(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sun 17 Aug 2014, 3:02, archived)
# did you know the otter is extremely polite
and will tell a white lie if it would spare upsetting someone over a personal matter



(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sun 17 Aug 2014, 3:06, archived)
# also, otters fib is an anagram of frostbite
so suck it!



:P xx
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sun 17 Aug 2014, 3:06, archived)
# NO, just no.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 17 Aug 2014, 3:34, archived)
# yes, just yes :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sun 17 Aug 2014, 16:43, archived)
# ewwww fuck!

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 5:37, archived)
# you loves it!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sun 17 Aug 2014, 16:43, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 17 Aug 2014, 3:34, archived)
# Oo-ar!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 11:25, archived)
# Have any of them
been Yewtreed yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 13:00, archived)
# they're next in line after the Weetabix skinheads
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 13:48, archived)
# ah the good old day
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sun 17 Aug 2014, 16:44, archived)
# The Corona bubbles are going to end up in the nonce wing, that's for sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 18:06, archived)
# Fo sho' !!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Mon 18 Aug 2014, 15:07, archived)
# we'll see about that!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 15:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Bitch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
(Alligator, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 1:45, archived)
#
Bitch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sun 17 Aug 2014, 2:46, archived)
# Cutch Bassidy and the Kundance Sid
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 15:27, archived)
# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 5:39, archived)
[challenge entry] not worth a new thread
or probably even posting because I gave up. meh.
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 11:25, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 11:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Buddy Movies with Moving Bodies
(Anitainment — Animated Entertainment, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 0:48, archived)
# Bee stung lips.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 1:05, archived)
# pant pant pant
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 17 Aug 2014, 1:46, archived)
# Wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 5:40, archived)
# nice action
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 10:24, archived)
# A lovely thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 11:24, archived)
[challenge entry] er......... Planes 3 ?
(King Klimson This is my bored sig., Sun 17 Aug 2014, 0:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Marxist - Lennonist Stuff..
Let the gay shift begin!
photo MarxampLennonStripb3ta_zpsef133df1.jpg Full Gallery Here s203.photobucket.com/user/spiteclassic/library/Marxism?sort=3&page=1
(SpiteClassic, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 0:14, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
That's terrible
*clicks
(gijoel, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 1:40, archived)
# Thanks.
(SpiteClassic, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 3:22, archived)
# ;D
(herman:D, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 21:41, archived)
# Nice!
(SpiteClassic, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 0:34, archived)
# yet again I'm astounded by my Photoshop skilz
(I helped save b3ta! CysticSpazzGland has just puwked on your mum, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 17:52, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 17:18, archived)
# Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 17:21, archived)
# nice hat
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 17:54, archived)
# It's all done with very thin wires
the hourglass isn't really floating
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 18:43, archived)
# Magnets!
Fucking shitty magnets.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 20:40, archived)
# !!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 4:38, archived)
# B3tadead :(
(herman:D, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 21:38, archived)
# Cool.
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 0:33, archived)
# I'm not gonna fuck with that chap :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sun 17 Aug 2014, 3:07, archived)
# Time is the fire we all burn in.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 5:41, archived)

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