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# my mother was a mountain, my father was a lion.
my father was a lion.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sun 24 Aug 2014, 18:56, archived)
# nowwaitaminute!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 24 Aug 2014, 19:08, archived)
# *unlurk*
Oooh I get it.

Edit: Blimey. Cayke all round!
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sun 24 Aug 2014, 19:24, archived)
# nice candles
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sun 24 Aug 2014, 19:33, archived)
# Nine years of this madness? I salute your courage!
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 24 Aug 2014, 19:35, archived)
# scandles!
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Sun 24 Aug 2014, 19:40, archived)
# That's quite a lot of candles there.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 24 Aug 2014, 20:12, archived)
# Let me tell you, it takes a lot of time and effort to get that many candles.
Mainly time.
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sun 24 Aug 2014, 21:16, archived)
# If you click on a username it saves you having to count the candles.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 24 Aug 2014, 22:31, archived)
# If you count the candles it saves you having to click on a username.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 24 Aug 2014, 22:33, archived)
# Count Username says click candles.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 24 Aug 2014, 22:41, archived)
# You filthy lurker
Happy candles and stop lurking
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 24 Aug 2014, 23:02, archived)
# Is it a range of mountain lions?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 24 Aug 2014, 20:07, archived)
# That's a good way to summit up
Not his real mane though (anger-induced alopecia), it's a wig. Now there's hill toupee.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 24 Aug 2014, 20:42, archived)
# He could use this

(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 24 Aug 2014, 20:53, archived)
# Roadkill.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 24 Aug 2014, 22:49, archived)
# poor lion is drawing liqueflies
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 0:06, archived)
# Billy was a mountain.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 24 Aug 2014, 21:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Have some toapy goodness
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 24 Aug 2014, 18:00, archived)
# *filenames/groans*
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 24 Aug 2014, 19:36, archived)
# unlikely to be great china = )
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 24 Aug 2014, 20:02, archived)
# Why thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 24 Aug 2014, 20:03, archived)
# Indeed, why?
WHY
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 24 Aug 2014, 22:40, archived)
# Because it was there
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 3:30, archived)
# so sorry, but i miss SmashMonkey ;)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 24 Aug 2014, 15:35, archived)
# Is that ham wearing a G-string?
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Sun 24 Aug 2014, 15:42, archived)
# ell oh ell
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 24 Aug 2014, 16:00, archived)
# akshaly, it's my arse, covered in fishnets and a g-string
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 24 Aug 2014, 16:05, archived)
# You know what, I believe you.
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Sun 24 Aug 2014, 17:08, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 24 Aug 2014, 17:42, archived)
# I know a thong about that
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 24 Aug 2014, 16:34, archived)
# what's happened to smashmonkey then?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 24 Aug 2014, 15:44, archived)
# eye problems, and more likely, not bothering with a dying board.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 24 Aug 2014, 16:02, archived)
# ah, right
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 24 Aug 2014, 16:31, archived)
# It's a pity
She was doing most of the work on the board for a while there
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 24 Aug 2014, 16:37, archived)
# flaming vagina,
I've got their first album
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 24 Aug 2014, 17:33, archived)
# CD cover art for a local rockabilly band's new EP 'That Ain't Fair'
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sun 24 Aug 2014, 12:35, archived)
# gonna need one of these:
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 24 Aug 2014, 12:42, archived)
# Most handy
Beats thumbing it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sun 24 Aug 2014, 13:07, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 24 Aug 2014, 23:03, archived)
# Hell yes!
Love it.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 24 Aug 2014, 14:49, archived)
# Eeee!
Thank you! Hope life's treating you well, Sundae!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 3:30, archived)
# way cool!
the sign in front of him reads 2 miles, so no probs
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 24 Aug 2014, 15:36, archived)
# Always the optimist, you champion :)
Problem is, his gal walked off in a huff and left him in the other version of the pic I did, so he's miffed no matter what.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 3:31, archived)
# I love your style !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sun 24 Aug 2014, 15:42, archived)
# :)
Thank you P man!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 3:32, archived)
# Ah it's a cat-illac
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Sun 24 Aug 2014, 17:14, archived)
# It sure is
Glad someone saw the punnage, LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 3:32, archived)
# =)
The flare is a nice touch!
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 24 Aug 2014, 22:47, archived)
# I haven't mastered those yet, so it was a bit of an experiment
Thank you for noticing though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 3:32, archived)
[challenge entry]
(thanatos, Sun 24 Aug 2014, 5:17, archived)
# he's filled the role very well
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 22:15, archived)
# *guffaws*
So, what did you think of the new ep?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 22:16, archived)
# I thought Capaldi was excellent and Mr Wheatley did a bang up job of keeping as many people happy as possible
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 22:20, archived)
# I thought it was... okay. Not very exciting, with a boring villain, Capaldi not given enough opportunity to really depict his instability
I wasn't too keen on Matt Smith when he started but he grew on me. I think Capaldi will do the same.

Note : I did watch it on iPlayer on a badly angled laptop with typically laptoppy speakers, which slightly spoiled the experience. Will try rewatching it on a proper 720p version.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 22:26, archived)
# Thought the ep was pretty outstanding.
Direction was very slick.
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Sun 24 Aug 2014, 16:45, archived)
# I though it seemed to take a while to get going.
I actually enjoyed it a lot more on the second viewing.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Sun 24 Aug 2014, 17:25, archived)
# I liked the bit where they escaped
underneath a giant testicle
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 22:28, archived)
# I thought The Doctor had two dicks?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 24 Aug 2014, 0:00, archived)
# Way more than two.
I've not seen the viewing figures though, so it's too early to say just how many dicks the Doctor has :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 24 Aug 2014, 1:34, archived)
# no, you're thinking of arses
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 24 Aug 2014, 8:10, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 24 Aug 2014, 10:39, archived)
# Ceiling cat here i come :D
(herman:D, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 21:20, archived)
# Hahaha
Classic Herman
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 21:54, archived)
# i can tell that was a stuntcat in the second scene
sheesh
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 24 Aug 2014, 15:42, archived)
# Whee! I get a feeling of deja vu - it's most likely all the other lovely gifs with the same start =)
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 24 Aug 2014, 22:44, archived)
[challenge entry] A Congregation of Alligators
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(brtje, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 17:15, archived)
# Does he follow the Space Pope?
futurama.wikia.com/wiki/Space_Pope
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 17:53, archived)
# RIS but love the mouth movement
:)
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 21:56, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 17:10, archived)
# An Incontinence of Penguins?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 21:24, archived)
# "Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 23:02, archived)
# Two to the power of one-hundred-thousand to 1 against and falling…
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 24 Aug 2014, 0:02, archived)
# Damnit, I thought I'd got clean away with no footage that time.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 24 Aug 2014, 17:38, archived)
# ...or, maybe light a match or something
maybe light a match or something
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 16:11, archived)
# the ghost of bog-visits past
perhaps also consider an exorcism
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 23 Aug 2014, 16:31, archived)
# I'll never use
the crematorium bogs again
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 16:36, archived)
# Silent but deadly?
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 16:54, archived)
# What does a ghost say when it's on the toilet ?






PoooOOOooo.......PoooOOOooo




Ithankyou
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 17:28, archived)
# Shit I thought you were Dave/Moggy for a moment
then I remembered Atomic's forgotten the password
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 18:02, archived)
# DON'T BE LIE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 19:41, archived)
# ^__^
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 24 Aug 2014, 5:55, archived)
# :D
shitstink
(herman:D, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 21:22, archived)
# is this
a ghost poo ?
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 21:52, archived)
# Love this
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 21:58, archived)
# poo genie grants shit wishes
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 23:09, archived)
# woo!
woooo! wooooooooo!

love this!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Sun 24 Aug 2014, 5:21, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 16:03, archived)
# When I'm eating a banana
I tend to throw the pyjama layer away. Too many calories.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 16:37, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 18:02, archived)
# very appealing
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 21:16, archived)
# Acrylics jobby.. 40cm x 30cm


Click for bigger (156 kb)
(Bod- wot u upto m8, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 15:20, archived)
# Proper arts.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 15:22, archived)
# The realism of that
brings a tear to my eye...

That is seriously great, though, fantastic work!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 15:37, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 15:53, archived)
# *winks*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 16:00, archived)
# No wonder she's crying ... looks like Rolf has signed it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 17:11, archived)
# This is exceptional !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 18:19, archived)
# Oh yes
Very nice work.

What is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 18:23, archived)
# Acoustic is safer

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 9:22, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 9:25, archived)
# teehee
although the dweeb in me feels obliged to point out that even high power pick-ups only produce a handful of volts and wouldn't cause any kind of shock if you get them wet ... SNE
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 9:54, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=Psj1l6JHmPA#t=123
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 18:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 4:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 6:11, archived)
# americazgottalent
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 11:15, archived)
# I have no idea why I made this back then
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 7:04, archived)
# Don't have much with the word "bike" in the filename apparently. Just this
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 7:09, archived)
# and this, confusingly.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 7:11, archived)
# Oh God
Him again... *shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 15:09, archived)
# And this was on the other server
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 7:12, archived)
# along with this.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 7:13, archived)
# There
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 7:21, archived)
# Hahaha now it looks like he's prolapsed an airplane landing gear.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 7:26, archived)
# *spluff*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 7:33, archived)
# We've all photographed this guy, haven't we?
I did in 2001 - Photo of this bloke. Click me.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 17:00, archived)
# A guy on another server hosted it
Response so far has been a little strange
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 7:19, archived)
# So wow, that's a T-rex what now right?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 7:27, archived)
# Hmghgh! Velociraptor!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 7:33, archived)
# they all look the same to me ... I'm a terrible raptor racist
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 9:17, archived)
# Velociraptor velocipede.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 12:12, archived)
# visiting velodromes
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 12:42, archived)
# No, _this_ is a t rex

(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 11:48, archived)
# I say!...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 11:52, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 21:59, archived)
# Spiffy, what!
(gijoel, Sun 24 Aug 2014, 8:12, archived)
# Woo
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 22:01, archived)
# haha
is that you...treating your grandkid badly?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 15:54, archived)
# no, Mofaha is quite a bit larger than that
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 18:01, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 8:45, archived)
# A dozen YOFFs!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 24 Aug 2014, 2:03, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 15:57, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 15:59, archived)
# thuglyfe

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 18:11, archived)
# :D
how do you make these
(herman:D, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 21:24, archived)
# I think he uses a crash-mat
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Sun 24 Aug 2014, 5:24, archived)
# a gif has frames that work
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 24 Aug 2014, 16:06, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 22:00, archived)
# I don't know why
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Bojangles, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 22:52, archived)
# looks reet cosy
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 22:54, archived)
# Why does he have splinters in his gums?
Because Clint Eatswood.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 0:00, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 0:21, archived)
# mmnnmmmm.... sniffy blanky
mmmnnnmm... smells safe....
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 1:21, archived)
#
this is a Tog .44 Duvet, the most powerfull quilt in the world and will heat your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself a question: "Do I feel cosy?" Well, do ya, punk?

(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 7:41, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 22:02, archived)
# Everytime I try to pronounce B3ta.com,
I worry about how I am going to pronounce the 3.
(cvindin, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 21:59, archived)
# it's pronounced 'carrot'.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 22:16, archived)
# But with a silent "c"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 22:32, archived)
# what's red and green and blue and tastes like a carrot
no ... wait ... hang on
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 23:22, archived)
# is it cvindin?
Everytime i try to pronounce cvindin
I worry about how i am going to pronounce the cvindin.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 1:18, archived)
# I avoid this by never attempting to pronounce cvindin
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 9:21, archived)
# if only the faq addressed these kinds of vitally important issues
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 22:26, archived)
# DO A SHIT IN YOUR HAND
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 22:37, archived)
# i do that, then lower it into the toilet bowl to eliminate the splashing sound when in a public restroom
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 0:02, archived)
# we can still hear you
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 1:22, archived)
# that's just the sound of me licking my hand.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 1:32, archived)
# we saw
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 1:35, archived)
# i liked it
thumbs up
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 1:53, archived)
# Easy to way remember is that it rhymes with 'fuck off'
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 22:42, archived)
# out of interest, what brought you to b3ta in the first place?
only you seem a little unaware of how it behaves

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 22:51, archived)
# IF HE'D JUST DO A SHIT IN HIS HAND HE'D BE OK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 22:52, archived)
# well obviously we know that, but do they?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 22:53, archived)
# I tell you what though
it sounds a bit unfriendly but I'm not shaking hands with him afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 22:57, archived)
# oh man, do you think they're trying it without the glove?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 22:59, archived)
# Not even Little Michael Jackson attempted that!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 23:02, archived)
# he's not replying
I think he's gone full faeces and panicked
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 23:08, archived)
# Surely that depends which hand he shat on?
Otherwise you're merely being totally insensitive.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 23:08, archived)
# he seems a simple fellow
i reckon he's used both hands
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 1:28, archived)
# Cool links and funny things
Can't have enough of those in life.
(cvindin, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 9:08, archived)
# This might help
https://soundcloud.com/jake-skelton/01-b3ta-jingle
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 22:59, archived)
# *stands and salutes*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 23:01, archived)
# HAHAHAHA BEETHREETA
I've never heard this before, proper laughing here.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 23:01, archived)
# so this website is also responsible for guarding the crown jewels, who knew
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 23:13, archived)
# This used to be required listening before logging on.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 23:08, archived)
# b3autiful
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 1:14, archived)
# I'm glad Rob found it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 1:34, archived)
# motherfucker didn't even mention me
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 6:18, archived)
# same way my username's pronounced.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 23:25, archived)
# Hi! Great first post!
Pop on over to /talk where a friendly ear awaits you.
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 23:55, archived)
# b3ta is renowned for its friendly ears
(cvindin, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 9:10, archived)
# Whose sockpuppet account are you I wonder ?
(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 10:21, archived)
# Google
I suppose it must seem strange seeing a user who has only been here for a month. Looking at everyone's accounts, I haven't found anyone who hasn't been around for less than two years- most have been using for a decade.

b3ta really grabs you by the balls and never lets go, it seems
(cvindin, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 12:17, archived)
# no, we just bully away all the new users
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 14:20, archived)
# Oh come on
when have you EVER seen an example of that
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 15:53, archived)
# LISTEN, MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU LOVE HORSES? DO YOU FIND THEY ARE THE BEST OF ALL ANIMALS? ARE THEY YOUR FRIENDS?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 0:22, archived)
# they've got horses on the telly now
and in books

happy times
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 1:15, archived)
# this is important
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 7:02, archived)
# HORSECOCK
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 6:03, archived)
# HORSEASS
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 7:03, archived)
# 'scone'
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 23 Aug 2014, 13:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Some people are out on a friday night
I'm at home 'shopping Enoch Powell's head....

(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 21:10, archived)
# Aha! *click*

(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 22:16, archived)
# "miserable fat Belgian bastards"
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 22:28, archived)
#
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKMMxuSLkQA
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 24 Aug 2014, 0:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Totally aroused now.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 18:01, archived)
# a pile of alans
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 18:02, archived)
# Shit it ... I thought it was Noel Edmonds.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 18:09, archived)
# screenshotted at different points of rotation
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 18:11, archived)
# I hope nobody posts that. It's really annoying.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 18:12, archived)
# WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE MODS WHO WERE SO HAPPY WITH THE "STEP" HAMMER EARLIER THIS YEAR?
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 18:15, archived)
# I've hypnotised them.
It'll be on the front page in a minute.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 18:18, archived)
# this gives me the giddy aunts
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 1:27, archived)
# He once took on a potato wedge as an apprentice
But it didn't work out, he ended up shouting "You're fried!"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 19:21, archived)
# I'm pulling my best raised eyebrow face of disapproval.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 19:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 19:33, archived)
# "Hi, Nick, this is Noel..we've got someone who is offering you a Captain Pugwash pyjama case as a swap for your political party."
"Please don't turn over to Tiswas. Please.."
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 19:44, archived)
# :( :( :( :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 19:49, archived)
# Shut up.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 19:51, archived)
# that's not jar jar
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 19:53, archived)
# tee hee hee
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 19:55, archived)
# lol i dun a funny!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 19:56, archived)
# yousa cawazy!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 19:58, archived)
# oh ffs
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 20:20, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 20:29, archived)
# There's no need for that.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 21:49, archived)
# Oh no.
That should be punishable.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 23:06, archived)
# you massive cvindin
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 1:30, archived)
# pfftHA HA!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 6:19, archived)
# Does it help the medicine go down?
(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 9:31, archived)

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