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Hey Pukes!.... Why not do something nice and wish me a happy b3taday, instead of sitting on your thumbs, and staring at your computer........how 'bout it?
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 18 Sep 2014, 0:20,
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Candle activity is overwhelming!
I believe 8 b3ta years means you're old enough to _______.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee ,
Thu 18 Sep 2014, 0:25,
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Live Fast Die Young
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 18 Sep 2014, 3:43,
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Happy candles mate
Can I put my thumb back now please
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Thu 18 Sep 2014, 0:33,
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Keep it there.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 18 Sep 2014, 3:44,
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hippie!!
Hippie candle day
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 18 Sep 2014, 0:38,
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No such thing as 'PEACE'.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 18 Sep 2014, 3:44,
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Nah.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright? ,
Thu 18 Sep 2014, 0:40,
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How can you say no to that hunk of manhood
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Thu 18 Sep 2014, 0:41,
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Not easy.
But I'm a Sturdy Girl.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright? ,
Thu 18 Sep 2014, 0:44,
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On the other hand...
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Thu 18 Sep 2014, 0:48,
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Rules are rules.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright? ,
Thu 18 Sep 2014, 1:06,
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:)
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Thu 18 Sep 2014, 1:50,
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ull getchaz fur dat
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 18 Sep 2014, 3:27,
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Did.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 18 Sep 2014, 3:44,
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I was listening to Desmond Carrington actually. Now I have to start again.
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unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers ,
Thu 18 Sep 2014, 0:45,
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'scuse meee
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 18 Sep 2014, 3:48,
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Okay, he's finished now. HAPPY CANDLEY BUM BUM SANTORUM LOVE JUICES. Mwah! xxxx
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unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers ,
Thu 18 Sep 2014, 6:50,
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priorities
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 18 Sep 2014, 13:23,
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tits on your arms
titarms
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Thu 18 Sep 2014, 1:11,
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forearm play
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Thu 18 Sep 2014, 1:42,
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good tiemz
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 18 Sep 2014, 3:29,
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Happy candlyday, you sick, scary pervert
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Thu 18 Sep 2014, 1:15,
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I can change.*
*not really
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 18 Sep 2014, 3:49,
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Yay! Hippy Candleday!
Is that a potato in your pocket or are you just prolapsing?
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Thu 18 Sep 2014, 1:44,
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I carry an organ around, in case of spontaneous merriment.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 18 Sep 2014, 3:50,
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Happy b3taday you black boot aficionado!
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Christian's Bolt and Ski ,
Thu 18 Sep 2014, 1:55,
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I'll crush ya with me hobnailed boot.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 18 Sep 2014, 3:51,
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Happy B-Day !
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever ,
Thu 18 Sep 2014, 2:07,
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boot cake
(Thanks all)
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 18 Sep 2014, 3:26,
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Happy day!
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 18 Sep 2014, 2:48,
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oh the joy
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 18 Sep 2014, 3:52,
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oh hay!
whuts going here, gaiz?
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 18 Sep 2014, 2:54,
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o____o
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 18 Sep 2014, 3:52,
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ahahaha yeah!
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Thu 18 Sep 2014, 6:32,
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FP THIS NOW!
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 18 Sep 2014, 12:16,
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also, ARF-LINKS
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 18 Sep 2014, 2:56,
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oh pedro
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 18 Sep 2014, 3:53,
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oh Pedro
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Thu 18 Sep 2014, 4:01,
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 18 Sep 2014, 4:02,
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hahahaha
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Thu 18 Sep 2014, 4:40,
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oh Pedro
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Thu 18 Sep 2014, 6:33,
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happy candles mate
may there be many more.
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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on ,
Thu 18 Sep 2014, 9:24,
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Thanks!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 18 Sep 2014, 13:23,
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happy candles to you : ) you waxy stickflamer
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claptonista ,the idiot boy.......... ,
Thu 18 Sep 2014, 9:27,
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Nukes for everyone! \o/
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 18 Sep 2014, 13:25,
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Happy b3taday!
That is one powerful phallus. On the right.
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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR ,
Thu 18 Sep 2014, 9:31,
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o_O
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 18 Sep 2014, 13:25,
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It disappeared!
Please don't tell me I'm hallucinating giant phalluses making computers explode. Again.
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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR ,
Thu 18 Sep 2014, 16:26,
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R3v3rs3 Merry Candles b3ta user 51228
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Thu 18 Sep 2014, 11:02,
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O boy
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 18 Sep 2014, 13:26,
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happy candles day, you smooth moving mother fucker
you smooth moving mother fucker (pleas tell me you'll be doing this at least once today)
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm) ,
Thu 18 Sep 2014, 11:26,
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I'm in pain just watching this.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 18 Sep 2014, 13:27,
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feel the burn baby :D
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm) ,
Thu 18 Sep 2014, 14:12,
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O.K., my Irish is kicking in.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 18 Sep 2014, 14:57,
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hahahahahahahahaha
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Thu 18 Sep 2014, 15:19,
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shhhp!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 18 Sep 2014, 15:28,
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Happy b3day!
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Thu 18 Sep 2014, 11:56,
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Sir! o/
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 18 Sep 2014, 13:27,
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Happy productive years of your life day!
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 18 Sep 2014, 12:12,
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I'm still breathing!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 18 Sep 2014, 13:28,
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I like this!
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ ,
Thu 18 Sep 2014, 12:39,
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Cheers! o/'
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 18 Sep 2014, 13:28,
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\8
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Thu 18 Sep 2014, 14:38,
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YAY!!! \o/
i missed my little Buggy Pigeon! :')
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 18 Sep 2014, 14:59,
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I hope you're ashamed of what you've done to my mind over the years.
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Shlvng ,
Thu 18 Sep 2014, 15:02,
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 18 Sep 2014, 15:15,
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a rather late-to-the-party merry candleday to you!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 18 Sep 2014, 15:11,
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- - - I'm over here - - ->
Ha Ha! Just kidding! \o/'
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 18 Sep 2014, 15:16,
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Candelations of the Highest Magnitude to you. Allow yourself an extra latching today.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Thu 18 Sep 2014, 18:30,
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Will do.
o/
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 18 Sep 2014, 23:48,
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Happyb3taday
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herman:D ,
Fri 19 Sep 2014, 18:29,
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o/'
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sat 20 Sep 2014, 5:44,
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Revised Ballot
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2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 23:04,
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Why are the presenters all using the Cockney phrase "You, Guv'" tonight?
e.g. "The results from you, guv?"
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 23:12,
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You miserable old slapper you 'aint worth a punt even with the marigolds on.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 23:26,
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Gawd, blimey, an' no mistake. You've queered me manor an' I'm in a right two an' eight.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 23:29,
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Applauds
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 23:46,
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Evenink all !
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HumanDescent Curry curry curry ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 21:32,
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*seal clapping*
Nice!
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 21:38,
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Happy Candles sir!!
\o/ :)
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Ninj ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 22:39,
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t'ankyou
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 22:58,
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SEAL CLAPPING WAS OUTLAWED IN 1875 AS WAS WALRUS HERPING.
Happy Wax Day, Sir.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 22:52,
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was the ban due to the herpers, or the herpes
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 23:07,
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Remember, kids, a single clap is better than a multiple herp.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 23:30,
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but can can it break your arm?
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 21:45,
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Only if it's tiling and you milk it.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 22:30,
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sounds grouty
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 22:36,
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Gets my seal of approval.
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE> ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 22:21,
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Pfft
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 22:33,
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ba dum
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HumanDescent Curry curry curry ,
Fri 19 Sep 2014, 21:40,
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nice
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 22:30,
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Yeah but who took the picture of the swan?
Nice
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Frogbeat ,
Thu 18 Sep 2014, 9:35,
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He didn't manage to keep that for long
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 21:27,
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happy b3taday you really old fucker! :D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 21:43,
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Thanks!
That's a vicious jasper.
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 21:44,
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like all wasps, it thinks flapping and screaming is an invitation
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 21:46,
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It made me drop me dandelion and burdock...
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again ,
Thu 18 Sep 2014, 13:04,
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That's a lot of candles.
Happy B3taday.
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 21:52,
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Ta
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 22:01,
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13 years - wow !
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HumanDescent Curry curry curry ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 21:56,
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You're not far behind.
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 22:01,
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one more than me
(it's rob's b3taday too)
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custard ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 22:23,
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I canna take anymore candles
Hugs you elder
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 22:29,
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youngster
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 22:56,
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that parrot is momo
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$imon $quibb ✅ ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 22:04,
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I imagine so.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 22:22,
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
genuine lol
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 22:34,
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why don't apple take notice?
they'd sell loads of phones with an offer like this
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 22:35,
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There just aren't enough insane parrots to go around these days.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 23:29,
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haha
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 23:32,
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:)
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 22:24,
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Happy b3taday prime b3tanister!
Also I hereby imbue you with the title of Prime b3tanister, a purely ceremonial role. congrats.
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Christian's Bolt and Ski ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 23:58,
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 20:36,
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I'd forgotten about him
I seem to remember he was a minor meme here at one time.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 20:37,
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the gif of him kicking the old lady over is one of my all time b3ta faves
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 20:45,
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I always think of Run Wrake - Rabbit when I see Tunnock's Boy
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custard ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 21:09,
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happy b3taday you old fucker!
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 21:16,
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Happy B3taday.
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 21:20,
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candles !! ya ald b3stard
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claptonista ,the idiot boy.......... ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 21:41,
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Rertirement candles!
There's an aging population around here.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 22:18,
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We might soon have to pay heavy import duties on their delicious products.
Thinking about setting myself up in The Borders as a smuggler of rare & exotic goods. Bound to get into some wacky scrapes, and have a few larks along the way. Might even make a few quid.
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 20:51,
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You're talking about heroin right?
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 20:54,
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*adds to growing list*
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 20:59,
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yay !
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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 20:55,
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:)
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 21:48,
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I don't know why this doesn't have more replies, it's the best thing on here for fucking ages
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 23:15,
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Mine mine mine
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 22:34,
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joyous!
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 21:13,
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really? no one?
I suppose I'll have to do it then :D
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm) ,
Thu 18 Sep 2014, 11:39,
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Shouldn't it be a Caramel Log?
I'll give you Caramel Log! Ah! Not You again! I'm orf!
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TheUmpteenth I think I posted something here once... ,
Thu 18 Sep 2014, 15:05,
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 20:00,
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WE DIDN'T BURN HIM!
we just want to. got all my hospitally bits out today, all is working fine. now i'm off for very much sleep :)
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 20:06,
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yay! good to hear all's well
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 20:10,
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"To keep numbers down"
Yeah, because nobody sans a ticket would dare to wander along the Thames on New Year's Eve looking for a free light show.
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 20:46,
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i wouldn't look up if i didn't have a ticket
i'd feel like a thief
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 21:12,
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To be fair
They had to start making Edinburgh's Hogmanay fireworks ticket-only for the prime locations (free tickets though) to limit the numbers. It had become such a popular event that it was bloody dangerous to have so many people packed into one area like that. Even with tickets it was a bit packed.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 22:00,
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I love fireworks
but I maybe simple. How they will enforce a £10 entry should be interesting but why so many people spend hours of crushing with a bottle of Liebfraumilch waiting to see some fireworks because it's New Year puzzles me.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 22:42,
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save yourself a quid with these….
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 23:09,
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New years Eve is shit
Give it up
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Thu 18 Sep 2014, 11:07,
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TV Guide.
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PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 19:57,
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If BBC said any other movie
that would be satire.
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gaijintendo Regular Member ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 20:23,
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^part of my patronising lecture series
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gaijintendo Regular Member ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 22:15,
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B3ta blocked by federal facilities in the USA 'cause it's sexual material!
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fifthace ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 16:26,
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*masturbates*
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 16:29,
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well it is
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 16:33,
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7
24/7
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 16:41,
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Only 2?
Phht, amateur.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 16:53,
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7 is the norm, yes?
9 at a stretch
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 17:07,
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Heh heh
stretch.
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RRNot is a miserable sinner ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 18:07,
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you spend the other 5 clenching?
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 18:18,
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cleaning
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 23:18,
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Minimal risk =(
"Mostly harmless"
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 16:45,
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must try harder
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claptonista ,the idiot boy.......... ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 18:27,
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So does that mean the CDC blocks CDCs?
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 16:54,
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what about cunthammer.com?
and whiteweewee.com?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 17:54,
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have you ever let anyone thammer your cun?
i mean REALLY thammer it
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 18:07,
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white wee wee lol
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 18:47,
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ever had neapolitan wee wee?
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 18:57,
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and still you managed to post here
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 18:14,
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HAX LOL
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 18:46,
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omg julain assang
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 18:48,
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4 eva in ar embasy
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 18:54,
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Argonne National Laboratory...
or anl
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emptyspace ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 18:34,
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that's a pity
because i love you all today, you sexy cunts
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 19:13,
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THANKS PARTYBOY!
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gaijintendo Regular Member ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 19:52,
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Filthy sperminator
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partyboy. Sick, and proud of it. ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 16:03,
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WELL DONE YOU GOT US BANNED FROM DR DYSLEXILAND
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gaijintendo Regular Member ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 19:52,
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it's all about the twitch
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm) ,
Thu 18 Sep 2014, 11:44,
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/'>Barry Manillow ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 15:34,
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SELLO-TRIPE
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gaijintendo Regular Member ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 19:53,
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Well, that gets a click
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An Egg ,D ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 22:33,
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i don't understand the muslim bit
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 22:37,
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Too true
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 23:14,
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Ambivalent!
One the one hand you didn't include Farage, on the other you didn't include Farage. (Drunk me does not care how you spell that twunt's name.)
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jonbob loves you ,
Thu 18 Sep 2014, 1:18,
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The Great British Berkoff
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Ninj ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 14:54,
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I've had her
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm) ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 15:01,
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Not sure on this one!
Is it Moyes? Woo
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XLVII .uk ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 15:34,
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Steven Berkoff
POWERBALL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPkBEhwiGAg
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm) ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 15:37,
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My god is he still alive?
He looks better for it. Woo!
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XLVII .uk ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 15:39,
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David Attenborough
and he is NOT A BERK *flounces*
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RRNot is a miserable sinner ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 18:10,
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hahaha nicely
I like your icon's love heart hat :D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 16:48,
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Hahahaha
Cheers Moley :D
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Ninj ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 17:07,
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I love the opposite show:
THE TERRIBLE BRITTISH BACON
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gaijintendo Regular Member ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 19:54,
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It puts the lotion in the basket
...or it gets the hose again
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 23:17,
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Water theme this week, or anything. Edit: to find your broken b3tards posts (and filenames), just alter the profile ID number to your own in this search link: http://b3ta.com/search/board/5788/pic?q=b3tards
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <- ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 14:34,
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(gets ball rolling)
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <- ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 14:35,
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:)
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 16:01,
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I spent most of my English classes
looking at Ophelia, trying to figure out what it was all about. I didn't bother asking, and the internet was crap back then. We did have Encarta, but it wasn't very good for searching.
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gaijintendo Regular Member ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 20:05,
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An Egg ,D ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 23:00,
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 14:42,
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have Jaws from the sharks P.O.V
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 14:46,
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and have a fogzilla
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <- ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 15:09,
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RPS IS SHIT, GIVE IT UP
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 16:02,
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amazing!
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 17:14,
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Yay
Classic Atomic
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 23:17,
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how do you know which images were on b3tards when its not there to check?
and what happened to robtoo?
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 14:44,
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you could...
b3ta search by your user ID and pic?q=b3tards, here's yours:http://b3ta.com/search/board/46786/pic?q=b3tards then locate the filename on your computer, if you still have 'em. Personally I only have to visit my profile page and choose one of the many, many red X's there
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <- ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 14:57,
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ah, clever boy
not that I've got the time or energy to do it :(
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 15:00,
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Ah
I don't have the files on this computer But nice of you to think of it
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An Egg ,D ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 22:59,
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smaggers Like a gibbon on helium ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 14:47,
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I hope when my time comes to chose and die, I don't think of Cordon
I'd jump off the building before he got to me
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <- ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 14:59,
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Just the first picture had me.
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gaijintendo Regular Member ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 20:06,
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XLVII .uk ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 15:33,
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Proper film in portrait too!
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 16:44,
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I haven't saved much on my computer
some kind soul updated my profile page soon after the great b3tards disaster very much appreciated, thank you :D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 17:13,
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Nothing worth saving really.
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Shlvng ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 20:18,
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i think it's a fabulous idea!
*bookmarks b3ta.com/search/board/42654/pic?q=b3tards for the next time I break a leg, but hopefully can get to it often
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 21:43,
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:-)
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <- ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 23:01,
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brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:34,
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Where's
"I don't give a shit"?
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:39,
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Very much This.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright? ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:42,
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" . . . with my extra leg . . . "
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Q4nobody ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:27,
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Fnar fnar
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partyboy. Sick, and proud of it. ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:30,
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Still relevant :The Rolf Harris Dirty Songbook (Skip to the 3:10 mark)
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:59,
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I always thought he had a boy under there
Seems I wasn't far wrong. :F
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XLVII .uk ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 14:25,
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Stick a wee cross down on Thosday!
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Ninj ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:03,
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hahaha
"See you Jimmy!"
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Q4nobody ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:22,
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:56,
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Cutting edge saltire, right there
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:58,
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I still can't believe this man is the Mayor of London?
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Q4nobody ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 11:14,
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just wait until he's PM
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 11:19,
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He can also, legally, become President of the USA
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 11:28,
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Wouldn't that just be the greatest?
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 13:16,
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please don't scare me :(
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$imon $quibb ✅ ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 11:43,
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it'll happen
people like him, he's like Frank Spencer, Mr Bean, Hugh Grant, a bottle of bleach and a ruthless capitalist machine all rolled in to one. Isn't that exactly who you want to run your country?
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 11:47,
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Got my vote!
:D
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Q4nobody ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 11:59,
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You know it's Rob's b3taday today?
He appears to not be in your image sucking giant cocks.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 11:21,
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Happy B3taday Rob!
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Q4nobody ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 11:28,
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This will have to do.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:39,
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CAMEL TOE FEVER
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 16:03,
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Nice work Q!
:D
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Ninj ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 11:35,
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haha cheers
Still waiting for a 'Shopped pics only'
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Q4nobody ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 11:36,
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I have long wondered why he is so popular
As in, he gets elected over and over again
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An Egg ,D ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:02,
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shopped pics only
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 17:17,
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Schwarzeneggheads
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Ninj ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 9:31,
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hahaha
I do love seeing their smug grins every time they answer a question.
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$imon $quibb ✅ ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 9:33,
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I know, Barry wants a slap!
:D
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Ninj ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 10:04,
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The Smug Meter has barely flickered by comparison...
since C.J. left. He had a face I could never tire of hitting. .
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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample. ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 11:16,
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^This^
:D
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Ninj ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 11:35,
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Hahaha
Love that face! Mornings.
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XLVII .uk ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 9:58,
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Ning mate!
:D
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Ninj ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 10:04,
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hahaha, Ning mate
I'm not aware of this Egghead show?
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Q4nobody ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 10:15,
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Ning mate!
It get rather addictive, they're all smug buggers though :)
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Ninj ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 10:26,
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You only watch it for the Gilfs.
Yes you do.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^) ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 15:23,
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Hahaha
;)
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Ninj ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 22:40,
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IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTE
Made up fables - The Tortoise and the Gordon Ramsay (Jabberwoc)Rename things - based on this bagofdelights.tumblr.com/post/89652612113/classic-childhood-books-from-yesteryear (Monkeon)Scotland - All things scotch Weapons of minor destruction - Design guns that do next to no harm
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God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 8:34,
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Weapons of minor destruction
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$imon $quibb ✅ ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 9:03,
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christ, anything but lazy stereotyping
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 9:04,
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don't forget the xenophobia as well
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$imon $quibb ✅ ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 9:18,
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ahaha a kilt!!!!!
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 9:19,
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I was thinking more a celebration
but you're probably right
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 9:22,
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I vote YES
this is the 'scotland having it's own flag and the building up the wall again vote' isn't it? if it's not, I vote weapons.
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 9:41,
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Scotland does not make interesting subject matter.
Ban this filth
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DolphinWhipperer ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 10:00,
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so will we build up the wall again? seemed to help last time...
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 10:42,
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F please
Minor destruction
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notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 9:44,
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1
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Q4nobody ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 10:16,
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I'll take a 1, please, God
We've had vaguely similar challenges for B and F.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 10:44,
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iii
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An Egg ,D ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 11:38,
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1 plz
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:02,
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1
Even though I don't really understand it.
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DolphinWhipperer ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:17,
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1 Fables
fo sho
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <- ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 13:05,
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4 votes for 'yawn'.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 14:23,
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I'd like to browse a toapy and/or punny B
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 16:57,
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1, please.
Even though I suggested it and can't remember what I meant...
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 17:23,
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fables please
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 17:29,
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2 would get more entries but
I vote 1 for potential quality.
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 17:56,
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F
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Anitainment — Animated Entertainment ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 20:58,
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Scotland decides
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sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 1:59,
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get ooot!
My attempt at a de-scotted flag: - the 'Green Field' from the Welsh flag (let them keep the dragon, don't want to rob their flag of it's awesomeness) - the yellow/gold from the Ulster flag - the red cross from the England flag - traditional white seperator between the lot no LOLs here I'm afraid
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <- ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 2:20,
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We won't change it. It costs too much.
And that's the most perfect tribute to the lost brethren.
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Christian's Bolt and Ski ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 2:44,
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I've never understood the "lost brethren" argument.
I mean, there were plenty of people lost under the German Imperial Eagle, but I don't see that used as an objection to the current tricolour.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 13:02,
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It was more of a case of looking for the best nondescript phrase than supporting the argument.
But in more seriousness, if they leave I highly doubt anyone would be either arsed or motivated to remove a fairly popular feature of the UK (and a traditional one at that) for the sake of making an flag organised by the OCD and Pedants Alliance. Questions will be raised, certainly, but a really big push to remove it? I'd say doubtful unless everyone else in Britain turns out to be a group of angry broken hearted people.
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Christian's Bolt and Ski ,
Thu 18 Sep 2014, 2:05,
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Saint Patrick's Saltire?
We kept the Saint Patrick's Saltire in the flag after the partition of Ireland. Plenty of independent states still use the Union Jack in their flags to indicate their origins as British colonies. There is no reason why shouldn't we keep the St Andrew's Saltire. Also, the Queen will remain head of state in an independent Scotland.
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notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 9:53,
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interesting factoid on the Queen there
as for the lack of Saltire, just trying a different direction. Seeing as you seem to know a bit: I've always wondered why the light blue from the St Andrew's Saltire isn't carried across to the Union Jack, which is notably darker, any idea why that is?
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <- ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 13:10,
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You're breaking the rules of heraldry
by having or and argent arranged like that. So no tea for you.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 13:00,
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Or "Och Aye" and "Get tae Falkirk"
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 2:55,
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An old one, but well it has legs.
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javpanda ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 1:08,
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er, don't you mean arms?
Nice kitten, but remember, the orange ones really fuck you up.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 1:34,
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Legs are always handy.
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javpanda ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 1:48,
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well, the kitten has legs
oh wait, no
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <- ,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 8:01,
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