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# Sorry... awful pun coming through.

Just needed to get it out of my system
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:34, archived)
# Come on Pun 'k
(Solomio, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:06, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 14:16, archived)
# Oh, strewth...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 15:23, archived)
# Bloody hell :)
(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 20:52, archived)
# Bzzzzzzzz….
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 11:13, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 11:51, archived)
# if I could remember the bee joke I know
I'd put it in here.
but I can't.
It's very funny though, trust me.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:22, archived)
# two blokes in a pub chatting away
turns out both keep bees

how many do you have?

I have 5,000 and 12 hives. how about you?

I have 35,000 and 1 hive

one hive?

yeah, fuck 'em


haha, it's the way I tell 'em

(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:35, archived)
# Oh. . Do bee-hive
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:37, archived)
# that's how I coifure my pubes, it's a good look :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sat 17 Jan 2015, 0:31, archived)
# Actual punchline
'fuck 'em, they're only bees'
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:59, archived)
# ah yes...
that's better :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sat 17 Jan 2015, 0:32, archived)
# Alternative ending;
"Yes, and it's ON MY FACE!" Ha! Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha! Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 15:25, archived)
# *inspects closer*
sorry mate, I think that's aids
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sat 17 Jan 2015, 0:32, archived)
# finch, chimps and mushy bees?
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:40, archived)
# something about being stung for a jar of honey
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:06, archived)
# Do the Wasps ...
... have a B team?

de-ris for forrins
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 18:47, archived)
# beeyooteefull

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:48, archived)
# Hahaha yes!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:48, archived)
# Perfeck
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 15:30, archived)
# you should become a truck jiver
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 18:16, archived)
# bhahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 22:19, archived)
# cheesiest pick up line ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 9:22, archived)
# hahahahaha
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 9:23, archived)
# Haha
Very Gouda
Mornings!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 9:28, archived)
# *doffs cap*
'ning.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 9:29, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 9:30, archived)
# That made me truckle
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 9:38, archived)
# wheelie?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 9:53, archived)
# Roule-y.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 9:56, archived)
# Edam good
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 10:01, archived)
# ah, the only cheese that's made
backwards
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 10:10, archived)
#
A comprehensive history of cheese...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 10:51, archived)
# oh sweet baby jesus
GO TO YOUR ROOM!

edit - woo!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 11:18, archived)
# sweet baby cheeses?
a-hahahaha...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 11:32, archived)
# Hahaha
Boom
(I helped save b3ta! Harpago ¯\(°_o)/¯, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 11:48, archived)
# i don't even know how to respond to this
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:41, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/11129318
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 14:06, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/11129323
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 14:13, archived)
# Fuck
What do I do :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 15:15, archived)
# This excites me
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 15:30, archived)
# Hahaha! Fp this now!
(pahakyy, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 15:40, archived)
# boom!
FP all over the shop!
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 16:36, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 18:29, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 19:12, archived)
# Is it tagged?
I'd like to share it with some Merkin Farcebook friends of mine - would you mind?
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Fri 16 Jan 2015, 22:47, archived)
# no tags
but yeah, go for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 19 Jan 2015, 9:59, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 0:09, archived)
# Eugh
Oh dear... so good... but oh dear...
(LokiMD, Sun 18 Jan 2015, 21:55, archived)
# arf!
silly goat
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 4:33, archived)
[challenge entry] damn governments, is nothing sacred?
is nothing sacred?
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 4:59, archived)
# rock and roll?
line of cocaine?

obstructing flight pathways?

endoes?


there's so much I need to learn... can you help me out?
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 16 Jan 2015, 11:51, archived)
# only in morse code
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 18:54, archived)
# ah, I'm a bit rusty there
I'm sure there's an app somewhere, let me go look :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sat 17 Jan 2015, 0:35, archived)
# ris
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 21:02, archived)
[challenge entry] "Throw my extensive collection of child pornography in the lake, Blake..."


(hathat, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 1:46, archived)
#
(wizzer77, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 12:27, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 23:33, archived)
#
pump up the jam pump it up
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 15 Jan 2015, 23:52, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AA2xIstJq8k
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 1:57, archived)
# Had no internet for near enough a week so i guess this boat has sailed but anyway...


Click for bigger (92 kb)
(i_satan, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 23:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Here's David!
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 23:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Pardon my pea...
(judge62 Captcha must die!!, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 22:19, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 22:19, archived)
# You scare me
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 22:54, archived)
# Soothing and distressng all at the same time!
Congrats!
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 23:44, archived)
# mouthwank
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 0:31, archived)
# mank
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 1:47, archived)
# 'something about Facebook'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 16 Jan 2015, 6:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Another Q&D effort to finish my day

continuing the theme.... but shitterer
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 17:46, archived)
# *masturbates*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 18:02, archived)
# *helps*
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 18:11, archived)
# *rewinds*
*slowmo's*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:06, archived)
# Joins in
Oh look. Mine's smaller that all of yours... so GF tells me...
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 0:07, archived)
# compo it!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:03, archived)
# Thanks
Schoolboy error.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 19:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 23:54, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 0:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Javert is watching you...


...with cock in hand. 
(FUXTIX Not my words, Carol, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 17:03, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 17:07, archived)
[challenge entry] *Shoehorns*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 17:10, archived)
# Pictures
Or you're a liar!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 17:08, archived)
# Shortly thereafter
he breathed on the glass and drew a handsome CDC
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 17:37, archived)
# Reddit reddit....
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 17:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Things are looking up
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 15 Jan 2015, 16:30, archived)
# Brown eye?
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 17:37, archived)
# I did one of those this morning
It was very disturbing. I didn't want to flush it away (because of the voices) but in the (rear) end I had to... because of the vices!
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 0:11, archived)
# Looking for
an eye pee address?
(I helped save b3ta! e.m.m.y. foxtrot uniform charlie kilo india tango, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 14:18, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 15:59, archived)
# Nelson liked a bit of
4-way action
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 17:37, archived)
[challenge entry] "Oh Ed, not in the street"
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 15:35, archived)
# politics

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 15:06, archived)
# Hahaha lolatics
Just had a major time and date confusion and thought you were posting 5 minutes in the future.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 15:11, archived)
# More parties should be named after colours
then it would be easier to pick your favourite
Also: woo!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 15:17, archived)
# I can't see the 'Brown Party' getting many votes....
also there'd be some confusion when one party would be having a go at the 'Blacks'.....pretty sure UKIP are saying this now.
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 16:14, archived)
# right up the exhaust port
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 15:27, archived)
# If you insist
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 15:45, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 15:38, archived)
# Even I get that
:D
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 15:43, archived)
# "Red October shtanding by".
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 11:51, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 14:52, archived)
# SPANG
*clicks*
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 14:59, archived)
# 'Question one, have you ever used drugs?'
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 15:12, archived)
# Autobiography retitled "It's not about the bike - it's more about the cocktail of performance enhancing chemicals taken over a sustained time frame".
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 15:26, archived)
# Pfffft
*clown horns*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 15:13, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 15:38, archived)
# To your room
while I bang my head.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 15:45, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 22:26, archived)
# Bugger
(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 14:22, archived)
# When the walls fell
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 14:38, archived)
# his eyes open
(I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 14:55, archived)
# his leg grow?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 14:59, archived)
# And 2 become 1
sorry no, thats a spice girl song...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 15:00, archived)
# you're quoting spice girls lyrics?
have you no shame?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 15:10, archived)
# I've been watching 'remember the...' youtube videos all day
I'm stuck in a 90s vortex
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 15:13, archived)
# watch fingernails for cash
that'll shift the spice girls
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 15:28, archived)
# Still unclear how that alien race managed to perfect interplanetary travel
speaking entirely in metaphors. How would you say "Could you pass me that torque wrench, please?"
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 15:10, archived)
# Mograh, when the flywheel came off.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 15:19, archived)
# Pfft :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 15:26, archived)
# ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 15:27, archived)
# This is perfection
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 15:30, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 15:36, archived)
# ...and this : )
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 16:16, archived)
# Koba, rolling on the floor!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 17:45, archived)
# Proper lol'd at this
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 16:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Osbourne is watching you all.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 14:02, archived)
# My eyes!!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 14:29, archived)
# HIS ASS
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 10:03, archived)
# Just like the Human Fly, sans the human bit
(Flumper, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:53, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
Smug photo smuglesskit_zpsjhlxkyeb.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 12:24, archived)
# fake, no quo!
also compo it

w/y/h etc!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 12:31, archived)
# :)
Shoot! Ta :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 12:32, archived)
# I once anticipated that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 12:41, archived)
# haha a vertible b3tathon
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 12:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 14:39, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 14:45, archived)
# i like this because dragons
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 14:50, archived)
# O Smug the Magnificent!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 15:36, archived)
# Haven't seen Smug
for a while. I was getting worried
(I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 12:43, archived)
# Grated minds and all that stuff
(Flumper, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 19:22, archived)

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