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# leaked footage of Clarkson's "fracas" over his supper
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 9:16, archived)
# Haha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 9:25, archived)
# Hahahaha bloody brilliant
I was going to do something similar but no need now :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 9:29, archived)
# SMELL MY CHEESE YOU MOTHER
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 9:31, archived)
# Oh shit! Is it cheese?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 9:34, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 9:49, archived)
# A-HA!
Great work
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 9:55, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 10:49, archived)
#

first board post so apols if I've cocked anything up.
(mjcjm, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 8:47, archived)
# ha ha lovely stuff
this is just the ticket, welcome to the board,
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 8:54, archived)
# or, or you might say...
welcome a-board! a-ha-ha-ha...
no wait, you were right. sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 9:10, archived)
# nice lurkage, welcome
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 9:17, archived)
# Haha nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 9:31, archived)
# hahaha
Looks like he's just won a boxing match?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 9:57, archived)
#
I believe that is correct. the loris is, in the video, receiving a congratulatory tickle.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoPEx9KzChI
(mjcjm, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 10:10, archived)
# Lovely video
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 11:29, archived)
# Oh good god man
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 12:55, archived)
# yay post more :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 14:06, archived)
# Yes, you've cocked up the A453.
Welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 16:53, archived)
# IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTE
Demons of Modern Life - The beast that sucks your phone battery dry or the imp of stubbed toes. (Jabberwoc)
Cars of the future - Top gear is cancelled, come up with your own vehicular designs (mictoboy)
After a nuclear holocaust - Show us how to survive and rebuild society (robneymcplum)
Cats in movies - inevitable abuse to be directed at (mictoboy)


(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 7:36, archived)
# F.
Option 1 as backup.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 8:20, archived)
# 1
please, God
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 8:38, archived)
# it'll be cats won't it.
ruddy cats (and that's swearing).
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 9:10, archived)
# Undecided. Cats in fremen suits driving hover crafts while an imp removes their lives 1-8...hard to decide.
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 11 Mar 2015, 9:20, archived)
# semen fruits?
phoarrr i bet they taste salty?
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 11:33, archived)
# F
Just for the abuse directed at Mictoboy
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 9:35, archived)
# iii obviously
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 10:16, archived)
# Ruddy cats please
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 10:50, archived)
# language!
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 14:05, archived)
# MODS! I'm being BULLIED!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 10:54, archived)
# already?
I thought the "not films again/I hate cats" brigade would at least wait until the challenge started
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 11:04, archived)
# no, by the mods!
blame micto, blame micto!

fuckers
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 11:13, archived)
# those BASTARDS
JE SUIS MICTO
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 11 Mar 2015, 11:42, archived)
# Cats in Movies
I've got a good feline about this one
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 11:12, archived)
# i don't know.......
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 14:01, archived)
# i'll have a 1 please, bob
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 13:48, archived)
# NONE SHALL SURVIVE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 13:54, archived)
# 1 for me. I need a wee.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 16:55, archived)
# 1
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 17:44, archived)
# Interesting to see how many miles he does an episode.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 21:38, archived)
# \o/
brilliant :-)
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 21:48, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 22:03, archived)
# Haha
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 22:44, archived)
# Haha! Great!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 23:11, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 23:18, archived)
# *click*
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 11 Mar 2015, 6:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HSDriver was probably still at work on, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 21:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 21:07, archived)
# Clarksoff
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 21:08, archived)
# Flight Com, I can't hold her! She's breaking up! She's bre...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 22:22, archived)
# This says it all.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 11 Mar 2015, 3:18, archived)
# Still. Fucking. Awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 12:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 21:15, archived)
#
ke ck
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 21:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 21:21, archived)
#
kim unk
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 21:22, archived)
# sUNKP???!!!!????!!!??!!???!!??!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 21:23, archived)
# Exactly that yes
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 21:35, archived)
# ^^^^^ HAHAHA Best laugh of the day :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 11 Mar 2015, 13:17, archived)
# Beautiful. What's wrong with Wensleydale?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 16:57, archived)
# Bring Back Brendan Coogan.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 21:50, archived)
# I had to google him,
for some reason I had him confused with Mrs Brown...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 10:17, archived)
# This is like how I feel about politics now.
Give me a decent alternative! Strictly baking off in the jungle celeb talent shows can go wank themselves into a fuckfest of oblivion. At least Clarkson gives me telly to swear at, rather than sleep in front of.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 23:04, archived)
# Tim Burton's making a live action Dumbo movie
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 19:57, archived)
# Mediocre's looking quaint.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 20:03, archived)
# Best dressed gentleman of Europe 5 years in a row
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 20:06, archived)
# In fairness
he invented the award, so, yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 20:08, archived)
# yes! Just like the HomeBuilders Association which gives awards to the same general contractor year after year
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 20:09, archived)
# so have you created any splashy, boomy, oozy, slippy, burny things yet?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 20:11, archived)
# No not yet.
It looks like fun though.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 21:00, archived)
# are you suggesting impropriety is involved?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 20:13, archived)
# Inventing is a messy business.
Who am I to judge?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 20:59, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 20:59, archived)
# umm
nevermind
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 21:06, archived)
# But I see that he still has that leak.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 20:08, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 21:09, archived)
# now you've sprung a leak
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 21:30, archived)
# His overly-serious blood and guts approach to Alice in Wonderland is still his most successful film to date.
Tim Burton gotta eat.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 22:13, archived)
# Mental...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 17:14, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 17:16, archived)
# i aint even mad bro
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 17:25, archived)
# Gag light, gag bright
First gag I see tonight
I wish I may I wish I might
Spang the living daylights out of you.
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 17:34, archived)
# Arf
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 18:40, archived)
# this beauty
www.b3ta.com/board/11012329
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 10 Mar 2015, 19:31, archived)
# Oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 22:13, archived)
# lets face it, some people might not notice that thing on our wrist
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 16:54, archived)
# Hahahaha
Fuck yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 16:55, archived)
# all I can afford is a pair of iPhonies
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 17:01, archived)
# also, breaking new
Clarkson suspended at BBC
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 17:11, archived)
# "following a fracas" with a producer!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 17:14, archived)
# I'm surprised they didn't bungee him
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 17:15, archived)
# *gets s semi*
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 10 Mar 2015, 17:24, archived)
# Well, he looked like a swinger.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 17:27, archived)
# Haha!
top work :)
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 20:30, archived)
# Up on the roof a naked Top Gear presenter smears himself with jam. One final pleasure in the abject misery of his self-knowledge.
He's distressed, we can hear that now. Sobs wrack his body, and somehow threaten to spoil the moment for a moment.
But now he's back on track, throwing the coil of three-core around his neck. He checks the knot, and steps off the edge.
Now before the cord pulls tight, he shouts; "I'm Jeremy Clarkson, please forgive me!"
and the windows all around fly open, and a thousand voices cry out; "No fucking way."
As his spine is snapped apart, I'm thinking; 'God, I hope he heard them'.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 22:56, archived)
# Not again
Clarkson got drunk again. He tripped over his shoelace, raspberry jam happened while spaghetti spilled from his pockets.
(giveupned, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 22:34, archived)
# Wants One!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 17:14, archived)
# Is that the name of the factory worker that made this one?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 17:15, archived)
# Permission to share link on Facebook, sah?
Several of my Merkin friends might appreciate this.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Tue 10 Mar 2015, 17:35, archived)
# permission granted
just as soon as you've filled out all the usual forms in triplicate and had them witnessed by a lawyer
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 17:47, archived)
# Heheh
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 19:44, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 22:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 15:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 15:59, archived)
# Our plasma cut ham is to die for.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 16:04, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 16:24, archived)
# howls
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 16:26, archived)
# Owls.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 17:38, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 16:39, archived)
# calm down calm down
this could easily quickly escalate
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 16:43, archived)
# Oof!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 16:48, archived)
# No. Gnab. That's bang out of order.
(Hemipygous, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 22:22, archived)
# *stands back and squints*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 16:39, archived)
# Ceci n’est pas une drill
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 16:46, archived)
# Friends don't let friends speak French
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 17:00, archived)
# wow kapow
kapow wow...nice effect...nice result
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 17:13, archived)
# Not really sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:45, archived)
# hahaha
not with my friends, there's usually alcohol involved!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 15:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 16:27, archived)
# on the same side as the gills?
pfff! amateur.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 16:31, archived)
# This was the way it was in the old days
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 16:53, archived)
# penises in the wrong place?
madness, i tell you, madness!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 16:55, archived)
# That's not one of them Muslamic Rays is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Tue 10 Mar 2015, 17:36, archived)
# Found this...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 16:02, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 16:24, archived)
# Hahahaha
Excellent Cap'n :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 16:38, archived)
# i think this should win
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 16:40, archived)
# most excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 17:24, archived)
# to quote others previously
hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 19:07, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 22:33, archived)
# this should win I think
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 23:19, archived)
# Hogan should sue 'em
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 2:29, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:25, archived)
# He knows nothing! :D
White walkers only really isn't going to work :-/
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:30, archived)
#
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:52, archived)
# Here me pour!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 16:05, archived)
# i bought a new iphone cover on ebay, it arrived today..
it arrived today..
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 13:55, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 13:57, archived)
# I should like to very much echo the sentiments of Mr Frogbeat.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 15:15, archived)
[challenge entry] too subtle?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 13:07, archived)
# Hold on don't tell me
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 13:08, archived)
# go on...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 13:10, archived)
# Have you changed something on her face?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 13:16, archived)
# you can tell?!
well, well done to you, I thought about making it bigger, but didn't want to make it too obvious.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 13:21, archived)
# haha
sorry, give us a clue?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 13:46, archived)
# it's just above her chin, but below her hairline...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 13:49, archived)
# haha
souperb
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:02, archived)
# It's the way the word Condensed follows you round the room
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 20:48, archived)
# Hi
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 11:38, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 11:52, archived)
# flantastic
and this..
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 11:57, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 12:26, archived)
# THAT I would play
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 12:02, archived)
# Flanbase Rampage
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 12:18, archived)
# how have they never made a decent open world 3d version of Rampage?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 12:23, archived)
# LET'S DO IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 12:24, archived)
# there are similar games about, but none with the original charm
I'm assuming its quite hard to do
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 12:26, archived)
# In the arcade it was fun
On my CPC 464 it wasn't quite the same!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 12:29, archived)
# looks like someone might have tried
fantendo.wikia.com/wiki/Rampage_(2013_game)
but I can't find anything to suggest it actually came out
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 12:30, archived)
# There is Rampage: Total Destruction (PS2, GameCube)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYhGBH2FGVg
Not really open world though
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 12:39, archived)
# Could it be this on moddb?
www.moddb.com/games/runic-rampage/videos/runic-rampage-igf-trailer-2014
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 10 Mar 2015, 15:31, archived)
# Brilliant!!
:D WOO
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 12:23, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 12:49, archived)
# Yay!

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 13:45, archived)
# Hahaha
I knew this existed but I couldn't remember who did it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 13:56, archived)
# Stop with all the jumping and the crashing.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 13:56, archived)
# Sorry
Still early for you isn't it
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 2:28, archived)
# Deftly encapsuling the existential threat to B3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 10 Mar 2015, 2:52, archived)
# Hey Pedro, what are you using to make these?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 3:24, archived)
# 'Oe-cake!', and a screen recorder.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 4:10, archived)
# "Oo-look, trifle!" and a wooden recorder.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 15:18, archived)
# Best thing I've seen so far today

Frogbeat has reached Lv 2 and a bit skillz
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 8:10, archived)
# skillz, brah
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 17:28, archived)
# this is exactly how I envision the Apple Watch 'sketch' animation looking
www.b3ta.com/board/11139118
(I helped save b3ta! evilrob saw that ludicrous display last night, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 10:01, archived)
# Still the best thing I've seen all day!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 11:16, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 13:57, archived)
[challenge entry] The mother and child pool.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 22:09, archived)
# A Bigger Slash
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 0:20, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 7:33, archived)
# perfect
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 10 Mar 2015, 12:08, archived)
# =)
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 10 Mar 2015, 12:08, archived)
# I'm going to stand in the corner and think about what I've done.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 9 Mar 2015, 21:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 21:58, archived)
# fair
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 9 Mar 2015, 22:04, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 22:38, archived)
# it was sorta funny :)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 22:38, archived)
# Vera's a compassionate soul, I like her
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 9:51, archived)
# doh!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 13:22, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 15:12, archived)
# powerful love story :)
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 10 Mar 2015, 17:23, archived)
# grrrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 0:04, archived)
# Who will be the first b3tan to do this?
(I helped save b3ta! evilrob saw that ludicrous display last night, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 18:54, archived)
# You. You are the first to do it. FTW.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:00, archived)
# Stop being so silly!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:01, archived)
# ah fuck
so I have
(I helped save b3ta! evilrob saw that ludicrous display last night, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:25, archived)
# I'm sure you just did this!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:00, archived)
# but be quick about it because the battery life is very shor
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:00, archived)
# t
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:03, archived)
# not true
18 hours of CDC drawing fun, apparently (I assume that's what they mean by "typical use")
(I helped save b3ta! evilrob saw that ludicrous display last night, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:25, archived)
# heheh
Just seen about that. A watch with a one day battery is like something Reggie Perrin would have sold.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 21:01, archived)
# My casio has a ten year battery....
Almost unlimited CDCs ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 23:09, archived)
# five past one ?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:43, archived)
# five past six
number of pubes = hours
angle of CDC = minutes
(I helped save b3ta! evilrob saw that ludicrous display last night, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:44, archived)
# This makes sense
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 20:38, archived)
# I hope this product goes the way of Google Glass
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:49, archived)
# thought they were called glasses
google glass sounds like something they'd serve you a pint in which would also help settle pub arguments

Straight, handle or google glass ?
Google glass please ! Terry's mate is here and the little shit thinks he knows everything
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 20:09, archived)
# imma google glass his face if he doesn't shut up
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 20:13, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 21:32, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 9 Mar 2015, 23:47, archived)
# Perfect
(I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 0:16, archived)
# Sums it up to a T.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 12:44, archived)
#
Ha it's funny because they bought a watch.

A WATCH!!!
(LokiMD, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 20:05, archived)
# This is just perfect
(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 3:12, archived)
# To be fair
Wristwatches were invented because it was easier to glance at the time than to faff about taking out an old-fashioned pocket watch. People doing the same with phones now instead of wristwatches seemed like a big step backwards to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 10:28, archived)
# I don't think it will
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 9:46, archived)
# what could possibly go wrong?

(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 11:08, archived)
# Is this powered by the Fap Drive?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 20:11, archived)
# no
but it does have faptic feedback
(I helped save b3ta! evilrob saw that ludicrous display last night, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 20:21, archived)
# I DIDN'T THINK THAT THROUGH.
You can either watch pR0N or cut in on Madam Palm and her five sisters. Not a blurry both.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 20:33, archived)
# just put it on the other wrist, or have you mastered the 'two hander'?
apologies if you only have one arm
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 20:38, archived)
# I have three cocks, you insensitive bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 22:40, archived)
# Oh.
Are they really using the apple symbol instead of writing the word "apple"?
Seems lazy. Especially as Stevie Jobbs was famous for caring so much about typography.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 21:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 17:56, archived)
# Yes, he does a wonderful job at whatever task is put before him
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 18:23, archived)
# What task?
Could you be a bit more specific
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:02, archived)
# silly!
...the stuff he does. The stuff he always does.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:15, archived)
# Yeah! Bring it on...
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 18:35, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 19:01, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:33, archived)
# :)

(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:36, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:58, archived)

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