i've already named my daughterwish I'd seen Flippeny Spence earlier...
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Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Thu 21 Jan 2016, 11:07,
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It's also a biological term for a lady's thruppence.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Thu 21 Jan 2016, 17:47,
archived)
:D Roses are red,
violets are blue
this letter stinks,
like you, of dog poo
(violets are blue
this letter stinks,
like you, of dog poo
HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 21 Jan 2016, 10:56,
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Excellent dog-spong there.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire,
Thu 21 Jan 2016, 13:48,
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Where ev'rybody knows your naaaame
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Thu 21 Jan 2016, 11:01,
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NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - NEW YORK PUBLIC LIBRARY COLLECTION
The New York Public Library has made thousands of pictures and posters from its collection available online.
So have a rummage and do your best/worst to them.
digitalcollections.nypl.org/
HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 21 Jan 2016, 9:11,
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Yeah way to push an active thread down the board.
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora,
Thu 21 Jan 2016, 12:51,
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I reckon it should be fp'd, frankly. BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora,
Wed 20 Jan 2016, 16:57,
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n00bHello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
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empire of the pussycat requires more champage,
Wed 20 Jan 2016, 18:31,
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Vote Sarah Palin!Secretary of Snowmobiling.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Wed 20 Jan 2016, 19:00,
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Please try to grow up at some point. you act like stupid kids.
Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Wed 20 Jan 2016, 19:38,
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The girls of /talk await you
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 20 Jan 2016, 20:24,
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have, woulddid
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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now,
Wed 20 Jan 2016, 20:25,
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Don't be silly, there's nobody left on there anymore. BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora,
Wed 20 Jan 2016, 23:19,
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2nd from left, bottom rowhard-faced and scary.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Thu 21 Jan 2016, 4:04,
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somethingsomethingsomethingsomething
Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now,
Wed 20 Jan 2016, 20:30,
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Is this an advertisement? I'll take two.
( cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Wed 20 Jan 2016, 20:48,
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Mods, can you please edit this to be funnier? Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Wed 20 Jan 2016, 20:33,
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kill it withpies
( Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now,
Wed 20 Jan 2016, 20:38,
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Steady on, surely that would be a huge abuse of their extra powers? drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 20 Jan 2016, 20:46,
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Summer 2008https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0s3gfCwMc4
What a shit year for music.
(What a shit year for music.
RonnieBint This is no umbrella to take into the wind!,
Thu 21 Jan 2016, 11:23,
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evening
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 20 Jan 2016, 21:52,
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Fictional child porn is okay, I think/ac
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 20 Jan 2016, 23:20,
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and it prompted users who don't normally post to postBraynDedd for mod!
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$$ โ
,
Thu 21 Jan 2016, 9:51,
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The man(?) knows his PRNow we just have to refine his head-swap skills and he'll get the job
( Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination,
Thu 21 Jan 2016, 10:04,
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"Never... in the field of human conflict... has so much been owned by so few and lorded over so many."
Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ,
Wed 20 Jan 2016, 16:28,
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this makes me feel physically sick
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 20 Jan 2016, 16:52,
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Don't apologise to ChurchillHe was a racist, bigoted fat cunt of a man.
Yes, he may have helped the war effort. But he was still a total prick.
Imagine Roy Chubby Brown discovering the cure for the common cold. That's basically Churchill.
(,
Wed 20 Jan 2016, 16:54,
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Yes, he may have helped the war effort. But he was still a total prick.
Imagine Roy Chubby Brown discovering the cure for the common cold. That's basically Churchill.
He does a good deal on car insurance though
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Wed 20 Jan 2016, 17:01,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Donald Trump"){kind=small}
I ran for President
I apologize for my shithouse photoshopping skills.
ricky : "trever, corey... smokes"edit : sardines in her eye brows, lobsters up and down her forehead
all of the horribly large from radiation. and smelling verry bad, and DANGEROooooouusss.
(all of the horribly large from radiation. and smelling verry bad, and DANGEROooooouusss.
Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Wed 20 Jan 2016, 12:40,
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From the band "A Shock Of Assholes"
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Wed 20 Jan 2016, 15:17,
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maybe a submarine can save herand bring her home to the navy
( Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Wed 20 Jan 2016, 12:49,
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For some kind of ritual sacrifice... mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 20 Jan 2016, 14:40,
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for some kind of ritual sacri.... wooo woo waaa waa waa wa wooosome kino ritual sacrifiiiiiice
( Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Wed 20 Jan 2016, 12:50,
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ok this bit is kind of a xylophone solobut I know what I mean and dogs' gotta have a bone right?
( Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Wed 20 Jan 2016, 12:52,
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HA!I didn't scroll far enough down and spent 3-4 minutes trying to understand what was happening!
(,
Wed 20 Jan 2016, 13:58,
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merchant marina but he was running very late Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Wed 20 Jan 2016, 13:02,
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PHOARetc.
I like this because it is done well and all that
(I like this because it is done well and all that
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 20 Jan 2016, 14:42,
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IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTENY Library Photos - a wide selection to use and abuse digitalcollections.nypl.org/
Honest Internet - What would happen if the internet could not publish a lie.
Author Swaps - Take a book and show us how it would be different if it had been written by someone else.
Potato - one word challenge, take your spud wherever you like (but not there)
(Honest Internet - What would happen if the internet could not publish a lie.
Author Swaps - Take a book and show us how it would be different if it had been written by someone else.
Potato - one word challenge, take your spud wherever you like (but not there)
God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC,
Wed 20 Jan 2016, 8:12,
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not sure why, but the link for 1 doesn't work but does on the other page...either way I'm voting for it.
( Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Wed 20 Jan 2016, 9:22,
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Not sure what 1 means, but I'll vote for it Barbarossa is not my real name,
Wed 20 Jan 2016, 9:25,
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Author SwapsJust to see how many people will only use movie adaptations due to the source pics. Like me.
( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Wed 20 Jan 2016, 10:00,
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I'm certainly not going to rewrite the whole of Harry Potter in the style of E.L. James if that's what you're thinking!Hmmm ideA!1!!
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Wed 20 Jan 2016, 10:33,
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Good selectionAuthor swaps I think
( thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Wed 20 Jan 2016, 10:56,
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dead peoplejust shop dead people this week my alt thingy...
yeah cause thats a theme that people seem to be into
(yeah cause thats a theme that people seem to be into
Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Wed 20 Jan 2016, 12:54,
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FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFta
( hekim 66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW,
Wed 20 Jan 2016, 15:12,
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NYPLBecause, you know, it sounds like NYPL.
( RRNot is a miserable sinner,
Wed 20 Jan 2016, 17:27,
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He's got her election backing, but if that doesn't work they can always start a business together
HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 19 Jan 2016, 22:54,
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Who is more foolish, the fool, or the fool who follows him? Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ,
Wed 20 Jan 2016, 0:48,
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Yeah this just keeps getting better. mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Wed 20 Jan 2016, 1:07,
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no. it doesn't :( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 20 Jan 2016, 1:18,
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I'll vote for it PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 20 Jan 2016, 2:14,
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I endorse this message Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Wed 20 Jan 2016, 12:43,
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p.s.its not very clean down there
( Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Wed 20 Jan 2016, 13:03,
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Much as I loathe TrumpHe is throwing a MAGNIFICENT shape there
( thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Wed 20 Jan 2016, 7:19,
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Majenta tie needs some pubesLove the 'Made in China' tag :)
( Q4nobody,
Wed 20 Jan 2016, 9:32,
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDrfE9I8_hs
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 20 Jan 2016, 10:31,
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Been doing any stuff for Conan of late? I've not seen your touch...which is not to say I watch all of his shows...
(
HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Fri 22 Jan 2016, 2:02,
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Very versatile, those giant dogs! :)
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Wed 20 Jan 2016, 9:25,
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Ace!When you mentioned doing a Lemmy, I did wonder whether the lump would feature.
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monkeon schmonkeon,
Tue 19 Jan 2016, 16:45,
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Liking these, sirnot only speaking as a fellow AFOL, of course
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 19 Jan 2016, 17:37,
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ThanksBusy as hell with a mad job this week, just making these in my breathing time to help relax. To Bowie, or not to Bowie?
( Q4nobody,
Tue 19 Jan 2016, 17:54,
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It's not too late, QShowie Bowie! I guess Diamond Dogs is out of the running?
( willmod,
Thu 21 Jan 2016, 18:49,
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outstnadingi be drinkin. are love thas
( Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Wed 20 Jan 2016, 12:39,
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He he! Just found this on Google Earth
Click for bigger (171 kb)
Well done that man!
is that the ad for ace ventura 3? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 19 Jan 2016, 14:41,
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haha fucking hell nice one it looks exactly like that audi advert mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Tue 19 Jan 2016, 16:15,
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It's interesting that a horrible racist is boycotting an event because he thinks they're racist Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ,
Tue 19 Jan 2016, 11:43,
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Maybe the blacks just had a poor year in the cinema?Why is it automatically a race issue because more white people than black people were nominated?
Surely it's more questionable to forcibly include black actors in the nominations purely to make up the numbers?
I absolutely agree that the board of judges should be more diverse. 96% Caucasian seems a little bit prejudiced to me. But as for the nominations themselves? Fuck off.
(,
Tue 19 Jan 2016, 12:12,
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Surely it's more questionable to forcibly include black actors in the nominations purely to make up the numbers?
I absolutely agree that the board of judges should be more diverse. 96% Caucasian seems a little bit prejudiced to me. But as for the nominations themselves? Fuck off.
Well...In a perfect world, then there could easily be years where there're no black actors nominated, and other years when there'd be no white actors. On average, we'd expect nominations more or less to reflect demographics.
BUT... There's a few confounders.
First, for it to be all-white two years in a row is statistically compatible with bare luck, but the longer the run, the fishier it looks. After all, Oscar nominations aren't lotteries. Second, actors can only get nominated for the roles that they get; so the absence of black actors might be an indication that black actors simply aren't being offered the roles. So that might indicate a problem. Third, the Academy Awards are voted on by previous winners, which means that the more white winners there are, the whiter the electorate will be. In a perfect world, this wouldn't matter, but given what we know about implicit bias, it might.
Finally, imagine that there were only black nominees one year, or two years in a row. People would notice that: think of how Fox would respond. The fact that having an all-white list attracts much less attention than would an all-black one suggests that there's something skew-whiff about how we think about race. So the concerns this time around are less to do with who got nominated - they might well all be terrific and deserving in their own right - than with the structures behind the nominations.
(BUT... There's a few confounders.
First, for it to be all-white two years in a row is statistically compatible with bare luck, but the longer the run, the fishier it looks. After all, Oscar nominations aren't lotteries. Second, actors can only get nominated for the roles that they get; so the absence of black actors might be an indication that black actors simply aren't being offered the roles. So that might indicate a problem. Third, the Academy Awards are voted on by previous winners, which means that the more white winners there are, the whiter the electorate will be. In a perfect world, this wouldn't matter, but given what we know about implicit bias, it might.
Finally, imagine that there were only black nominees one year, or two years in a row. People would notice that: think of how Fox would respond. The fact that having an all-white list attracts much less attention than would an all-black one suggests that there's something skew-whiff about how we think about race. So the concerns this time around are less to do with who got nominated - they might well all be terrific and deserving in their own right - than with the structures behind the nominations.
Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Tue 19 Jan 2016, 13:36,
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Also some studios can't afford the $5m required to put a film up for Oscar nomination
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HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 19 Jan 2016, 13:58,
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The US is 13% black.12.5% of Oscar WINNERS since 1995 were black. There is no bias. This whole thing is bullshit.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree,
Wed 20 Jan 2016, 13:52,
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In a perfect worldSkin colour would be as much of an issue as eye colour. We wouldn't have tossers like Jamie Foxx play the race card just because Tarantino calls something 'Ghetto' and film and television producers wouldn't need to include the token black/asian person just to make up numbers and avoid being called discriminatory.
It's a vicious cycle. I'm under no illusion that there are still a lot of mouthbreathing racist fuckwits out there, not just in the US, but all over.
The problem isn't solely on the whites though. A whole lot of the black community just love to play the victim whenever the opportunity arises (see Jamie Foxx).
Unfortunately, the world isn't at a stage where we're grown up enough as a community to put the race issues to rest. So instead we'll have to wait another couple of hundred generations until we've all interbred into one lovely shade of mocha. Assuming we manage to exist that long...
(,
Tue 19 Jan 2016, 14:12,
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It's a vicious cycle. I'm under no illusion that there are still a lot of mouthbreathing racist fuckwits out there, not just in the US, but all over.
The problem isn't solely on the whites though. A whole lot of the black community just love to play the victim whenever the opportunity arises (see Jamie Foxx).
Unfortunately, the world isn't at a stage where we're grown up enough as a community to put the race issues to rest. So instead we'll have to wait another couple of hundred generations until we've all interbred into one lovely shade of mocha. Assuming we manage to exist that long...
not a single black member in the scooby doo gang. jussayin. Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 19 Jan 2016, 14:44,
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that's disturbing Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 19 Jan 2016, 15:12,
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It's the hand on his head.There's such a sense of ownership about it...haha.
(,
Tue 19 Jan 2016, 15:19,
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it's all kinds of wrong Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 19 Jan 2016, 15:34,
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He's not complaining.He got all the scoby snacks he could eat.
( the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha,
Tue 19 Jan 2016, 21:18,
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mouthbreathing racist fuckwits aren't really the issue here though; it's the implict / unconscious bias that's already been mentionedand it usually manifests itself as positive discrimination in favour of what you are familiar / comfortable with / your "normal" instead of overt racism or sexism
(
custard,
Tue 19 Jan 2016, 16:26,
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Maybe the blacks just had a poor year in the cinema? The blacks? Is that what you said?I'd have thought it would be easy to find out if 'the blacks' had a poor year in the cinema, just ask one of them. They all speak for each other, right?
( mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Tue 19 Jan 2016, 16:18,
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What would you call them?Black people and white people? African Americans? Whites and non-whites?
I don't think referring to ethnic groups as blacks and/or whites is particularly racially charged. 'Blackies' maybe. Certainly 'nignogs'
(,
Tue 19 Jan 2016, 16:39,
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I don't think referring to ethnic groups as blacks and/or whites is particularly racially charged. 'Blackies' maybe. Certainly 'nignogs'
not "the blacks""black people" != "the blacks" (although "people of color" is what I would use in the US)
( custard,
Tue 19 Jan 2016, 16:51,
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Its the way it's referred to as "the White 'Black Entertainment Television' Awards"without a hint of irony that makes me laugh.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Tue 19 Jan 2016, 17:55,
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They tend to be awards for mediocrity,so people should be pleased not to get a nod.
( monkeon schmonkeon,
Tue 19 Jan 2016, 18:15,
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Smashing!So who broke twitter then?
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Tue 19 Jan 2016, 10:13,
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The Internets heard a rumour that I may sign upso everyone rushed there and overloaded the servers.
Sorry :(
(Sorry :(
Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ,
Tue 19 Jan 2016, 10:16,
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QuestionJust a few months ago, I posted a pic of a giant eye outside a kitchen window. I can't find it. I can't find it on my computer, can't find it on any of my usual web hosts. Did I dream it?
( Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ,
Tue 19 Jan 2016, 10:36,
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Is it stilloutside the kitchen window?
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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR,
Tue 19 Jan 2016, 10:55,
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is it busted?did they leave it turned on over night and it got too hot or summink?
( Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Tue 19 Jan 2016, 10:22,
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I don't know.."Some mobile users are also unable to read or post tweets to the network, which has over 300 million active members.
Twitter chose to communicate the problem via a tweet, in which the firm said it was aware of the problem."
Yeah, good plan....
(Twitter chose to communicate the problem via a tweet, in which the firm said it was aware of the problem."
Yeah, good plan....
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Tue 19 Jan 2016, 11:15,
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if you're having trouble with your phoneline, please call this number now etc etc
(
Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Tue 19 Jan 2016, 11:51,
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How depressing:That fish is on his way, through a narrow corridor, to a shitty job, after which he will fall asleep in front of the TV before waking up to the alarm and doing it all over again.
tl/dr: I find the picture effective and I'm in a cynical place, as usual. (double click of course)
(,
Tue 19 Jan 2016, 10:22,
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tl/dr: I find the picture effective and I'm in a cynical place, as usual. (double click of course)
it's ok, the fish is actually a convivted rapist and he willingly signed up for the art projectas he felt it was his way of giving something back to a society he took so much from. so it's all tickety boo.
( Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Tue 19 Jan 2016, 10:25,
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At least he wasn't just let off with a finSuch are the scales of justice.
( Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ,
Tue 19 Jan 2016, 10:29,
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some say he found codas he wants to be a prawn again... no, wait, that doesn't work.
nevermind.
(nevermind.
Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Tue 19 Jan 2016, 10:32,
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How could he be so cold-blooded about it?He showed no roe-morse.
( Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ,
Tue 19 Jan 2016, 10:35,
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i feel gill-ty nowfor trying to make light of the sea-tuation.
( Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Tue 19 Jan 2016, 10:37,
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buff nugs1.b3ta.com/host/creative/42654/1453175485/buffnug1.jpg
[MOD EDIT - no knickers, a bit NSFW, linked]
([MOD EDIT - no knickers, a bit NSFW, linked]
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 19 Jan 2016, 3:51,
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Please go easy on the disablistic "no knees" type posts whenever a picture of an attractive lady is posted on the board.Not only can it get a bit tiresome, but it can be intimidating and unwelcoming for a lot of lady boarders with partially-formed lower limbs.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 19 Jan 2016, 8:07,
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what do I do with the rest of these then :/ PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 19 Jan 2016, 12:14,
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Post them somewhere with less inconsistent mods. mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Tue 19 Jan 2016, 16:21,
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Hmm, bit *too* buff for my tastes.
(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire,
Tue 19 Jan 2016, 13:39,
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jesusshe'd fucking crush me to death with those thighs. Where do I sign up?
(
Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at,
Tue 19 Jan 2016, 22:08,
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Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha!11!! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!©Pedro got done!! Pedro got done!!
( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Tue 19 Jan 2016, 21:52,
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