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[challenge entry] Caption Competition (because I've sat here trying to think of one for 30 minutes)


(Suggestions welcome.. Winner receives absolutely nothing)
 
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 15:43, archived)
# Following on from what she said yesterday
Theresa May Would


(Comic pas, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 15:56, archived)
# Wow that's good.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 15:57, archived)
# Oops I thought I'd credited it
Not one of mine, it came from The Independent
(Comic pas, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 17:25, archived)
# Woot
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 18:45, archived)
# Trident isn't a cruise missile, its an SLBM
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 17:04, archived)
# Yeah I know, but I couldn't find a good source image.
And anyway, they just look like big dildos. Cruise missiles have more of a "wow"factor.

And anyway, shurrup.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 17:07, archived)
# Are Cruise missiles the ones that leap up onto the sofa and make a prat of themselves on Oprah?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 19 Jul 2016, 19:20, archived)
# Cruise midgets is what you are looking for.
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 23:02, archived)
# Also that's a rubbish caption
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 17:08, archived)
# Is that the gay missile that's always having parades?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 19:48, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 Jul 2016, 9:30, archived)
# Pronounce SLBM as a word
I get Slubum

I don't know what this means.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 20:54, archived)
# Self Levelling Ball Massager™.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 23:28, archived)
# I'm a fucking evil hag
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 19 Jul 2016, 17:55, archived)
# We hope we won't have to use this dreadful thing between my legs but we need to give it a make-over just in case.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 17:58, archived)
# Lol
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 Jul 2016, 2:08, archived)
# Mother Theresa discovers the "rocket" mode on her VibroMax 3000
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 18:17, archived)
# I doubt it'd even touch the sides
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 20:57, archived)
# ye whore!
*waves stetson*
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 18:28, archived)
# I'm thinking more "Tally-ho"
and waiving something satirical that I'm struggling to think of...

Edit: Oh yeah, personal privacy, LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 20:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 21:10, archived)
# *Aaaaauuuauauuugh*!
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 22:00, archived)
# *wobbles*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 23:28, archived)
# Tory! Tory! Tory!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 21:40, archived)
# That is actually
very witty indeed. One point to you.
(Anthony Burgess' Chocolate Orange, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 21:44, archived)
# I'd be very surprised if it's not bindun...
*Googles*

Yup - en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tory!_Tory!_Tory!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 21:50, archived)
[challenge entry] NWOT : Room layout-a-like
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 21:47, archived)
# Did you know that the first Common Market was designed to be a perfect human world? Where none suffered, where everyone would be happy. It was a disaster.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 22:02, archived)
# Best Shackletons advert ever
(I helped save b3ta! Nuisance Value, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 22:24, archived)
[challenge entry] The Melania


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(Comic pas, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 15:24, archived)
# Hahaha good one!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 15:37, archived)
# Michelle Rolled by her speechwriter!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 22:36, archived)
# Probably topical.


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(WiggZ, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 12:31, archived)
# New Foreign Secretary arrives for first Cabinet Meeting...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 10:52, archived)
# i see no crayons
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 11:08, archived)
# Wot? No Razzle?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 11:23, archived)
# Polticks
Srs Biznis
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 11:26, archived)
# he's more a fan of renaissance bazongas
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 11:27, archived)
# pea
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 19 Jul 2016, 15:13, archived)
# On the cover
is that Teresa May ?
(Comic pas, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 15:25, archived)
# which one :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 19 Jul 2016, 17:56, archived)
# Has he had his hair did?
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 13:55, archived)
# Maybe his leg had just grow
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 15:44, archived)
[challenge entry] can someone animate?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 10:26, archived)
# Ah from the classic photoshoot "Tories standing awkwardly"

(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 10:51, archived)
# A lot of them skipped the "How to look and act human" classes on the homeworld
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 11:57, archived)
# I'm animating so hard right now
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 11:15, archived)
# and you can still type?
talented.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 11:41, archived)
# They dont call him 'clever dick' for nothing.
Saying that, they dont call him clever dick at all...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 17:05, archived)
# So cruel. I hope they vote to ban it.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 20:17, archived)
# Free Willy with every launch
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 20:56, archived)
# Haha :D
Your mind is a wonder thing
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 21:26, archived)
# You're more Polari than Polaris.
More Bent than Trident.

Jussayin', like.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 21:51, archived)
# haha
If you change that white stripe on her outfit to yellow, it would be perfect
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 8:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 16:20, archived)
[challenge entry]


i.imgur.com/rk3YImj.gifv
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 14:42, archived)
# Wow!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 14:51, archived)
# Hahaha wicked!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 15:05, archived)
# Hahaha!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 15:09, archived)
# hahahaha
fantastic wobble
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 15:22, archived)
# Mega-magnificent™!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 15:26, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 15:28, archived)
# Phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 15:41, archived)
# Stop the internet. We have a winner!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 16:06, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 17:19, archived)
# FP material!

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 17:50, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 21:10, archived)
# W/Y/H
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 18:08, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 18:42, archived)
# \o
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 20:30, archived)
# Strangely aroused....
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 20:33, archived)
# Boing!
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 18 Jul 2016, 22:50, archived)
# That is...
a career highlight. Fantastic. Kliks.
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 0:00, archived)
# Excellent.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 12:34, archived)
# WYH
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 14:48, archived)
# BOKE!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 19 Jul 2016, 15:15, archived)
# Woo yay
Nice :D
(herman:D, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 21:46, archived)
# aces
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Wed 20 Jul 2016, 8:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Am I really doing this right?


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(I helped save b3ta! insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 13:34, archived)
# Only in Yorkshire.
Where she's T'Resa May
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 16:07, archived)
# Gotta catch 'em all
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Mon 18 Jul 2016, 9:38, archived)
# There's a man who loves his job.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 10:28, archived)
# Hope that's a Faraday cage
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 10:28, archived)
# how do you spay a pikachu?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 11:42, archived)
# You poke 'im on!
... wait, wrong joke.
(Cruising Capacity, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 12:26, archived)
# pff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 12:44, archived)
# First, get an earthing strap
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 12:40, archived)
# and then?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 12:44, archived)
# 28 degrees up here at the moment...
I'm in the North East where anything over 10 degrees is considered tropical!

As the late, great , Caroline Aherne would say....


(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 13:10, archived)
# So. Trident vote today...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 9:07, archived)
# But if we haven't got nuclear missiles, how will we stop the men in trucks driving down our streets?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 9:10, archived)
# I guess in the traditional way...
Speed humps and traffic light cameras
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 9:14, archived)
# BORDERS
or failing that, more branches of Waterstones
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 9:22, archived)
# Recently applied one-way systems and outdated TomTom's.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 10:41, archived)
# Think of all the clown shoes and green fringed baldy wigs that kind of money would buy.
Enough for every UK politician to be instantly recognisable on the international stage.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 10:39, archived)
# It won't be enough. Trident estimated £205billion (that's £1/second for 6,500 years to give you some idea of scale of costs)
or £350,000,000 a week for about 11 years...

...for something that is only there so we won't use the fucking thing!!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 16:13, archived)
# Apparently we're using it all the time.
Without it we'd be under constant nuclear attack, like countries without a deterrent such as Japan and Australia.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 16:55, archived)
# Plus we wouldn't get to strut around
between the skirts of the USA, yapping occasionally.
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 17:24, archived)
# Japan has giant radioactive octopus creatures and Godzilla as their ultimate deterrent
Australia has wildlife that's either venomous, poisonous, rippy, bitey, or all of the above.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 17:32, archived)
# If you nuke australian wildlife it'll just laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 20:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 22:50, archived)
# hahahaha, excellent
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 22:59, archived)
# "That's no Drifloon..."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 0:53, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 1:04, archived)
# They'd never get a decent signal out there
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 8:42, archived)
# great stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 9:08, archived)
# Splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 10:40, archived)
# Top work!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 16:08, archived)
# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! 2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 23:34, archived)
# wow
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Wed 20 Jul 2016, 8:38, archived)
# Hello.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 13:18, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 13:22, archived)
# so that's how he gets the hair like that
:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 13:24, archived)
# Got his technique down and everything.
Don't be ticklin' or nothin'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 13:31, archived)
# Ah, while I'm here.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 16:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 16:36, archived)
# that's marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 16:40, archived)
# Topical ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 17:00, archived)
# Both are great.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 17:02, archived)
# Haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 19:33, archived)
# Haha I love both of these!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 9:08, archived)
# Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 13:44, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 14:03, archived)
# cool
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 14:09, archived)
# Chinny-reckon-tastic©!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 17:10, archived)
# Heroic chins have the right to roam.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 17:31, archived)
# wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 21:37, archived)
# Hello?
(I helped save b3ta! Jismstick hit me with your, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 1:45, archived)
# Amazing!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 9:08, archived)
# Thanks for the FPs.
x.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 10:42, archived)
# Am I doing it right ?
Too soon ?


/Back to lurking
(VieuxConAigri is French, throw rocks at him, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 11:11, archived)
# OOF! Hull--->
In other news, has anyone informed the French sharpshooters that their vehicles have the steering wheel on the wrong side?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 12:11, archived)
# I'm more puzzled as to why there's part of a hi-fi driving
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 12:15, archived)
# These are not the droids you are looking for...
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 13:01, archived)
# GNK riding shotgun, well spotted
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 13:06, archived)
# A GNK was also spotted on the Grassy Knoll
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 15:11, archived)
# "Okay, let's get this thing back to bass"
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 14:06, archived)
# The guy was moving about the cabin + cops not always 90° in front = angled shot
And before that the thing was swerving all over the place, hard to hit with a 9mm handgun at a distance.

Shooting is harder than in the movies, with my paintball gun, I miss the cats taking dumps in my garden and they are static, squatting, shitting and 10m away.
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 19:51, archived)
# Get a flamethrower?
Best one I learnt for cats is a small bag full of water. Think sandwich bag \ freezer bag. Close hits then count.
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 20:24, archived)
# Ok for the water,
but I don't understand how it could go exothermic.
I can't leave metalic sodium lying around.

Wouldn't peroxide be simpler?
The cat being the catalyst in the resulting reaction.

H2O2+Cat = 02+H2O+Heat+Carbon compounds = H2O+Burning cat+heat etc?
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 21:32, archived)
# It was an either\or suggestion
but I like where you are going with this.

Do be careful of chain reactions when the flaming cat leaps into the neighbour's garden...
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 13:30, archived)
# It's her cat
I'd throw a couple of petrol filled water balloons in after the cat.
As a compassionate measure.
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 20:40, archived)
# The road is named "Promenade des Anglais"
(litt : Walkway of the English )
They were expecting English drivers :o
(VieuxConAigri is French, throw rocks at him, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 20:06, archived)
# ohhhh fuck
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 14:10, archived)
# I know technically no subject is taboo on B3ta
But this is maybe a little too soon when children were among the dead

EDIT:Fuck me a surprising number of users names I've never seen before have appeared to disagree with me
(I helped save b3ta! PFC Hudson, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 14:44, archived)
# Everyone has their line, this might be yours
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 15:58, archived)
#
disagree. and the kids argument is not a massive one. soz
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Sun 17 Jul 2016, 16:50, archived)
# I'd have to agree
Call me a sensitive old fuddyduddy if you must, must this is a bit too over the line for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 19:26, archived)
# I'm from Nice, born in the Hospital St Roch during the fucking carnival.
Anything to mock these beardy kiddy assassins gets my stamp of approval.

Get on with it.
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 19:53, archived)
# I work with children
and they can't take humout THAT dark
Neither can my colleagues...
(VieuxConAigri is French, throw rocks at him, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 20:09, archived)
# Never too soon on B3ta
This is a British satirical humour site. We laughed at Hitler. We laugh at fear as a way of showing that we can knock back attacks like this.

I am half expecting to see a terrorist one day with a "Kick Me" post-it note on his back.
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 20:30, archived)
# ah, I remember the Hitler image challenge from '39
dem were the days
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 21:13, archived)
# Exactly...
The Great Dictator [1940]
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 14:40, archived)
# Someone can't take the humout
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 20:39, archived)
# Agreed
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 22:11, archived)
# I think we have all wiped our hands on a beloved family pet
when there were no tissues available
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 22:25, archived)
# Fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 0:00, archived)
# Ouch!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 9:09, archived)
# Nightmare!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 16 Jul 2016, 23:09, archived)
# Ace
(gijoel, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 1:18, archived)
# haha!
*stampedes*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 7:09, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 8:53, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 13:22, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 14:10, archived)
# yup
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 21:39, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 9:09, archived)
# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 8:53, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sat 16 Jul 2016, 17:50, archived)
# Nora Batty?
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Sat 16 Jul 2016, 18:27, archived)
# A right bunch.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 16 Jul 2016, 18:39, archived)
# WTF has Ryan Giggs done to deserve this?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 Jul 2016, 19:10, archived)
# Inevitably (part 2)...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 16 Jul 2016, 21:06, archived)
# Hahaha!!
Excellent Moley :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sat 16 Jul 2016, 23:04, archived)
# Is there a point to this?
It's not satire and it's not humour, it's just two politicians' faces put on to pictures of two people that the judge called "two sadistic killers of the utmost depravity".
(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 10:15, archived)
# Theresa May sexually assaulted then killed several children, it was in the news recently. God, don't you know ANYTHING?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 11:50, archived)
# That's the thing about judges, they're very judgemental.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 14:11, archived)
# Also: don't worry, it's been hidden away on the front page where no-one will see it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 14:13, archived)
# I suppose that's my point, it doesn't warrant being front paged
The B3ta mantra is "Jokes are better than technique" - this is all technique and no joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 15:45, archived)
# Rob left a script running in his absence, it auto-FPs every sixth May faceswap.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 16:04, archived)
# It’s not my place to defend my work, or whether it merits a ‘Front Page’…
 
However, I will say my work centres on an interest in the universality of our biological make-up and landscape; combined with the collective sense of the sublime.

I hope it psychologically involves the viewer with the ‘making process’, provoking instinctive responses to their precarious assemblages.

My work on b3ta examines hesitation as part of the process of decision-making, where the object is neither the object of objecthood nor the art-object. It is rather the oblique object of my intentions. Somewhat like scratching your arse in public, then sniffing your fingers.
 
 
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 21:31, archived)
# Fuck this shit post more Jeremy the Annoying Horse!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 9:10, archived)
# Your all gay
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 18:41, archived)
[challenge entry]

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Sat 16 Jul 2016, 16:37, archived)
# Is that sexy, topless pin-up Wogan?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sat 16 Jul 2016, 18:01, archived)
# If it is...
He kept that quiet!
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Sat 16 Jul 2016, 18:26, archived)
# Inevitably...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 16 Jul 2016, 21:07, archived)
# Pissflaps?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 3:32, archived)
# You take that back, young lady.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 8:47, archived)
# Sorry, you looked like a lady from behind...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 17:12, archived)
# New addon pack for PokemonGo teaches you how to tell the sex of your Pokemon

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 16 Jul 2016, 15:40, archived)
# PokéBalls
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sat 16 Jul 2016, 17:57, archived)
# No bumhole? I'm oot.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 16 Jul 2016, 18:40, archived)
[challenge entry] he's pinched her lunchbox, the swine.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Sat 16 Jul 2016, 9:44, archived)
# Euphemism alert
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 16 Jul 2016, 10:09, archived)
[challenge entry]

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Sat 16 Jul 2016, 16:02, archived)

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