the crusty finger?
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 Sep 2016, 14:33,
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In an alternative universe Andy Warhol illustrated Roald Dahl?
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Mon 19 Sep 2016, 9:03,
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James and the Giant Peachfeatures 8 hours 5 minutes of the Empire State Building with the peach on the top.
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monkeon schmonkeon,
Mon 19 Sep 2016, 10:15,
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lovelyPerfect for sitting back and enjoying a Whiskey & Frobscottle
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Q4nobody,
Mon 19 Sep 2016, 12:37,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Roald Dahl"){kind=small}
last bot nut least
R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids,
Sun 18 Sep 2016, 16:16,
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he'll wear it out at that rate Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 18 Sep 2016, 16:31,
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so your saying i shoulda gone with james and the giant pikachugood point
( R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids,
Sun 18 Sep 2016, 16:44,
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and that's an image i can't unsee Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 18 Sep 2016, 16:46,
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Static discharge imminent
Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ,
Sun 18 Sep 2016, 18:01,
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Pikachu used poundit's super effective
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Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg,
Sun 18 Sep 2016, 18:44,
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What's green and smells of pork?Kermit's cock.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sun 18 Sep 2016, 19:25,
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hahaha . . . wait a minute . . . ! I still have nightmares of that whole yellow mess o_O
( Q4nobody,
Mon 19 Sep 2016, 12:28,
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we'll never again see their like Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 18 Sep 2016, 16:12,
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highlights of some of his most well known quotes... V.S.B.B.F.G.
R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids,
Sun 18 Sep 2016, 11:13,
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all those candles down there should illuminate this nicely.. happy candles mr hardwick.. (debby does dallas) 
R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids,
Sun 18 Sep 2016, 10:43,
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strangely, that reply wasn't posted here(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 18 Sep 2016, 11:24,
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I do love your crazy british humor drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 18 Sep 2016, 11:25,
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cant a guy use a filter one time without being labeled one of "them"?and just to clarify, please to be telling how many times one can repeat said behavior, whilst still falling under the banner of experimentation? cause i kinda enjoyed it until just afterwards when the feeling dirty and disgusted with myself triggers the dry reaching..
( R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids,
Sun 18 Sep 2016, 11:51,
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I never realised that Four Roomswas a Roald Dahl thing before this compo. So kind of bindun for real.
( monkeon schmonkeon,
Sun 18 Sep 2016, 13:55,
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I had no idea he wrote slaughter of the lambshello clarice..
closer please..
ffp fffp fffp fpp!
(closer please..
ffp fffp fffp fpp!
R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids,
Sun 18 Sep 2016, 16:14,
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I missed your candles. Fifteen! How much is that in internet years?
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Sun 18 Sep 2016, 20:00,
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...10...fucking...years....omg!!! O_OSeems like I was a shit noob just yesterday!
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 18 Sep 2016, 4:30,
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permission be merry and feel gay
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Woodkovsky โน๏ธโ๐ปโ๐ฝโ๐ฃโ๐ฉโ๐งปโ๐,
Sun 18 Sep 2016, 10:43,
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Oh my God, It, it, it's just so beautiful!
Ohh, fancy candles too!
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 18 Sep 2016, 4:03,
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...10...fucking...candles!....omg!wussup meat tears?!! Ha Ha!!.........................................................................................................(Later that day...)
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 18 Sep 2016, 4:32,
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Merry Candlemas, ya bastard that y'are.....
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sun 18 Sep 2016, 22:52,
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Happy candles.Gotta be said, you have the most varied style of anyone on B3ta...
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Sun 18 Sep 2016, 6:59,
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I am the best! Ha Ha Ha!!! \o/ Thanks!!!
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 18 Sep 2016, 15:32,
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Happy website anniversary day, you peculiar pervert.
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 18 Sep 2016, 10:34,
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Merry Kanduhls(
Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now,
Sun 18 Sep 2016, 13:05,
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happy candles! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 18 Sep 2016, 16:32,
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went home before i saw thisnot much, doing a course for 4 weeks
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 Sep 2016, 14:09,
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Yo Yo Yo !!!!!!!!!! Happy B-day!
BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Sun 18 Sep 2016, 17:03,
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Yay!Happy candlefire day.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 18 Sep 2016, 21:05,
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Killing it
HAPPY CANDLES
Dick Wonder โ wโโโy, wโแตฅy wโโdโแตฃ,
Sun 18 Sep 2016, 22:15,
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Someone suggested I post this here rather than on /Links
Click for bigger (18 kb)
Its a t-shirt I'm thinking of wearing for a very particular conference but you're all welcome to it.
Edit: Thumbnail hosting on b3ta server wasn't working for some reason so re-hosted on imgur. Clicky if you so desire.
Now my shirt...Response so far has been a little strange
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 17 Sep 2016, 7:50,
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You will be getting the _weirdest_ looks. That's the point.It's the people who are _offended_ by it you need to watch out for.
Top line is a direct quote from something most readers won't know or be familiar with, but reads like poetry/idiomatic speech to those who aren't, and is straight-up terrorist propaganda to those who are (Hint: it's a line from "Clashing of the Swords").
And then there's sweet little innocent Peppa, looking like she's spouting off ISIS nonsense, while questioning the masculinity and ideals of modern warfare.
PS: Weird conferences are good conferences, but try not to wear that into the Houses of Parliament or PJHQ unless you know what you're doing or the senses of humour of those you're meeting with. The explanation could either get *messy* or *very thorough*.
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Sat 17 Sep 2016, 9:14,
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Top line is a direct quote from something most readers won't know or be familiar with, but reads like poetry/idiomatic speech to those who aren't, and is straight-up terrorist propaganda to those who are (Hint: it's a line from "Clashing of the Swords").
And then there's sweet little innocent Peppa, looking like she's spouting off ISIS nonsense, while questioning the masculinity and ideals of modern warfare.
PS: Weird conferences are good conferences, but try not to wear that into the Houses of Parliament or PJHQ unless you know what you're doing or the senses of humour of those you're meeting with. The explanation could either get *messy* or *very thorough*.
Never mind all that, what are you doing to celebrate rob's candle day? drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sat 17 Sep 2016, 9:36,
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Staying indoors and wiping down everything I touch so my housemate doesn't catch what I'm infected with.(Not AIDS, I have a superfun bronchial infection and simply walking from my bed to the letterbox requires a restful breather on the way back.)
Love your lungs kids, you don't know what you've got until someone replaces them with a pair that operate at less than 50% capacity and suddenly you're living the lifestyle of an elderly hermit.
In answer to your question though, I'm partial to blending presciption drugs, beer, sex, porn, and crazy Russian movies that are sometimes about war, so maybe I'll combine a few of those into one blaze of glory and call it Rob's Candleday Celebration?
(,
Sat 17 Sep 2016, 9:51,
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Love your lungs kids, you don't know what you've got until someone replaces them with a pair that operate at less than 50% capacity and suddenly you're living the lifestyle of an elderly hermit.
In answer to your question though, I'm partial to blending presciption drugs, beer, sex, porn, and crazy Russian movies that are sometimes about war, so maybe I'll combine a few of those into one blaze of glory and call it Rob's Candleday Celebration?
jihad to do it, didn't you? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 17 Sep 2016, 15:00,
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aloha ark bartfor legal reasons i think a disclaimer may benefit your t-shirt..but i'll wear one.. if i'm never heard from again write me care of guantanimo, if i dont respond im dead for sure.
( R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids,
Sat 17 Sep 2016, 17:14,
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Not same as pictures I saw in websuiteI order two oz! It come quickly! but the color is very difference! Not even green or blue! It look white to me, so, I try burn it! O! My goodness ! It is Hugh smoke! Smell n
To even like frankincense! It is totally frake stuff! Also, I brought same lower grade with same seller for one pond! The colour is Sam as this one! Both have Hugh smoke and did not even smell like frankincense! I do
Not know what the other people got and how they got so high recommendation!
(To even like frankincense! It is totally frake stuff! Also, I brought same lower grade with same seller for one pond! The colour is Sam as this one! Both have Hugh smoke and did not even smell like frankincense! I do
Not know what the other people got and how they got so high recommendation!
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Sat 17 Sep 2016, 19:20,
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Wear a backpack and run into the venue.This should ensure you get noticed.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sat 17 Sep 2016, 21:49,
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Rolled Dahl?
Quick and dirty... for a Friday night!
eh dad, wheres the stella? Parp + Honk = Wibble!,
Fri 16 Sep 2016, 23:49,
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dirty dog
BOKES!!!!
lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Fri 16 Sep 2016, 16:19,
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well, that's a horn killer Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 16 Sep 2016, 16:43,
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well judging by the thickness of your glasses and the furry palms...you've had enough young man
( lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Fri 16 Sep 2016, 16:46,
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I don't think Smashy's had enough young man yet Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ,
Fri 16 Sep 2016, 16:52,
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i can never have enough young man Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 16 Sep 2016, 17:04,
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good lad*pats top of head*
( lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Fri 16 Sep 2016, 17:54,
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That sign does say Winnits for Britain right?
broadsword now that's fresh,
Fri 16 Sep 2016, 19:39,
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winningthey're endorsed by Charlie Sheen
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 16 Sep 2016, 20:27,
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tiger bloodor just "randy pooch dry humping a leg" blood
( lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Sat 17 Sep 2016, 13:45,
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Marvellous! 
That's some good shit maaaan
lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Fri 16 Sep 2016, 15:18,
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Going off the rails like a crazy train.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Fri 16 Sep 2016, 17:01,
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he may have even started with a couple of rails :D
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Fri 16 Sep 2016, 17:54,
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Woah man, all those labour guys are like dragonsGreat stuff
( Q4nobody,
Mon 19 Sep 2016, 12:41,
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haha you know it :D cheers fella!
( lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Tue 20 Sep 2016, 15:54,
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stick to what you know..
R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids,
Fri 16 Sep 2016, 14:45,
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Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha!11!! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!©
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Fri 16 Sep 2016, 17:01,
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the question isn't willy wanka.. the question is willy ever stop ----- or -----
upskirts upskirts twiddle mee dee
(upskirts upskirts twiddle mee dee
R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids,
Fri 16 Sep 2016, 14:22,
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ty frogbartyour laughter is all the reward i need
( R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids,
Fri 16 Sep 2016, 15:17,
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I'd describe it as more of a dry cackle, to be quite honest.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Fri 16 Sep 2016, 17:02,
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Psst, Smashy, you posted it from the wrong account Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ,
Fri 16 Sep 2016, 10:44,
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Our flight into Hong Kong was delayed 30 minutes, so our 2 hour connection was cut down to 90 minutes.For anyone else transiting HKG, the queue is always long and snaking, but it moves very quickly. I've had enough time to get a meal on a 45 minute connection but if you can, buy before you arrive at the airport, as inside they charge about a 20% premium on the regular price. It's still the most affordable food option in the airport by far, but I feel it's worth noting. When I was placing my order, my phone notified me saying our flight to Boston had a 1 hour delay, so that meant I could bring the McWings to the Cathay Pacific business class lounge to get a few better photos of the wings (the food court where the McDonald's was crazy busy), unfortunately that turned out to be the wrong idea.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Fri 16 Sep 2016, 12:08,
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Each McWing was served in a small paper bag, so I first poured the Hot & Herbs McWings onto a plate.When I reached across to grab the 2nd bag holding the Honey Lemon McWings, my foot got wedged between the table and the chair I was sitting on. When I pulled it out, it shook the table which caused both Hot & Herbs McWings to slide across the plate, and on to the rather dirty carpet. They didn't just drop either, they fell with speed and rolled across the carpet. I actually debated trying a small cursory bite, but one McWing actually landed on someones used dental floss pick which turned me right off...
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Fri 16 Sep 2016, 12:09,
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nahi'm gonna wait for the film, i aint got time for the book.
( Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Fri 16 Sep 2016, 12:17,
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That means I could only really try the Honey Lemon flavour. I let The Wife try the first bite without telling her what flavour it was, she could immediately call out the lemon, and she even said it was sweet, but couldn't place the honey. On my first bite it was clear that lemon was the primary flavour, and it wasn't just in the outer skin either, but the entire piece of meat was clearly seasoned. The honey must have been the glaze since even though it wasn't breaded, the outer skin was sticky. Size wise, they weren't that big at all, but they were considerably larger and even with the airport pricing, cheaper, than the Honey Lemon Drumlets I had in Singapore. They were cooked fresh, and I eat them within a couple minutes of ordering, but I found them much oilier than the Pickled Chilli McWings I had from Hong Kong a couple years ago as well. All in, I found them pretty good, but I wouldn't want to eat more than 2pc. They served them up to 6pc boxes, which I likely would have been sick of after the 3rd or 4th piece.
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Fri 16 Sep 2016, 12:41,
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Why on Earth would you want McWings when you have access to a Cathay Pacific business class lounge?Especially in HK. The food in that lounge is, as I recall, wide-ranging and copious.
( Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ,
Fri 16 Sep 2016, 12:31,
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When I placed the order for this burger, The Wife saw a poster for the Fish Bites and wanted to give them a try.I told her they were some of the worst items I've ever had, but strangely enough she still insisted (that must have been some poster). As we were at the branch right when the clock struck 11am when they switched from breakfast to lunch, it was easy to see they (as well as my burger) were cooked to order. Unlike the ones I had through McDelivery, these were soft, hot and very tasty. Rather than tasteless hard balls of something, these actually tasted like fish nuggets. I still stand by my original review, but if I could have reviewed these fresh, they probably would have been a 4/5, which just goes to show how bad McDelivery can be, (even if the prospect of delivered McDonald's sounds like a good idea to those of you that don't have it offered where you live). Together with the Fish Bites I also tried to order the Onion Dip again, and surprise surprise I'm now 2/2 for getting tartar sauce instead of Onion Dip...even when I double checked with the person taking my order.
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Fri 16 Sep 2016, 12:47,
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stole my idea... upsetsso started rearranging letters and HAD A LOL
roald dahl:
hard load, hard lad, AD HD, addaroll, ah lord, allah, alloha, dollar, road hall, hold lard, hold lad? LOL'D HARD and HAD A LOL again (in case you missed the inconspicuous first one)
(roald dahl:
hard load, hard lad, AD HD, addaroll, ah lord, allah, alloha, dollar, road hall, hold lard, hold lad? LOL'D HARD and HAD A LOL again (in case you missed the inconspicuous first one)
R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids,
Fri 16 Sep 2016, 15:00,
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NEVER APPLY YOUR LIPSTICK IN THE DARK.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Fri 16 Sep 2016, 17:04,
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I knew there was something fishy about that pint...
Turns out I was getting fish bladdered this whole time.
Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Fri 16 Sep 2016, 0:35,
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Fish has severe oversteer.{:-)
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Fri 16 Sep 2016, 1:39,
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well that's the problemwith over-hybridising your basic goldfish.
most folk simply aren't prepared for that amount of rear-engine torque.
in fact, you might say...
(,
Fri 16 Sep 2016, 3:51,
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most folk simply aren't prepared for that amount of rear-engine torque.
in fact, you might say...
oooo dis is also belly good, belly good indeed mr o' shatner
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sock more tea vicar?,
Fri 16 Sep 2016, 9:50,
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Now you can mess with my taxes, my prospects of owning a house or job, but LEAVE MA BEER ALONE.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Fri 16 Sep 2016, 17:06,
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