well...there goes the coffee out of my nose
Octo I ruin everything.,
Wed 9 Jan 2019, 15:51,
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Fascinating. Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Wed 9 Jan 2019, 16:29,
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Because they were too lazy to write a sequel
Tribs π¦ ↓ dn ΚΙΚ sα΄Ι₯Κ ↓π¦,
Wed 9 Jan 2019, 10:34,
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I think it was good ideathe original people are old / moved on / dead.
And swapping the gender gave them the chance to make something new without the cast being directly compared to the original.
However the end result was a bit so-so.
(And swapping the gender gave them the chance to make something new without the cast being directly compared to the original.
However the end result was a bit so-so.
rob,
Wed 9 Jan 2019, 14:52,
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New?They could easily have gone with, say, the plot of the Ghostbusters RPG - a group who's bought a Ghostbusters, Inc. franchise, set it in another city (or even another country) and have a brand new plot. Instead they just did a find/replace (name) on the old script. Of course people were going to compare it to the original.
And both Bill Murray and Dan Aykroyd appeared in it so they hadn't moved on that much. Akyroyd would even welcome a Ghostbusters III, apparently.
(And both Bill Murray and Dan Aykroyd appeared in it so they hadn't moved on that much. Akyroyd would even welcome a Ghostbusters III, apparently.
Tribs π¦ ↓ dn ΚΙΚ sα΄Ι₯Κ ↓π¦,
Wed 9 Jan 2019, 16:14,
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The only review channel worth watching. Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Wed 9 Jan 2019, 21:04,
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So so?Not, utter wanky shite?
( ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Wed 9 Jan 2019, 18:57,
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You had me at 'vaginas'.......just......not those...vaginas....
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 9 Jan 2019, 17:19,
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I was thinking bondocop or robondocop, but, meh... PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 9 Jan 2019, 2:06,
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Hee hee!Shall we sue them for breach of trades descriptions?
(
op op op op op I stink therfore I spam,
Sun 13 Jan 2019, 8:15,
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I still haven't seen the first 1000+ films in the series, are they any good? Tribs π¦ ↓ dn ΚΙΚ sα΄Ι₯Κ ↓π¦,
Wed 9 Jan 2019, 10:35,
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aawk she was a wee cracker
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Tue 8 Jan 2019, 23:19,
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Anna Soubry is not a Nazi.
But she may share some of their underlying values as a member of the Tory party.
Octo I ruin everything.,
Tue 8 Jan 2019, 17:34,
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We can't repel firepower of that magnitude!*dies offscreen*
( Octo I ruin everything.,
Tue 8 Jan 2019, 18:52,
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Andy Murray!also: see below for Tuesday quick quiz, fabulous prizes to be won!
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ,
Tue 8 Jan 2019, 20:00,
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Sequoia miaouedwhat unusual feature do those two words share?
( mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ,
Tue 8 Jan 2019, 20:02,
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They were the first words out of Ayn Rand's mouth?
(
cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Tue 8 Jan 2019, 20:11,
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I will opt-out of answering since I 'googled' it :( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 8 Jan 2019, 20:28,
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Something about vowels, I betSomething very, very dirty about vowels.
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 8 Jan 2019, 20:57,
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Een herfstschilderij in het onderhuis mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 8 Jan 2019, 21:49,
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lederhosen(that's German for songpants)
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 8 Jan 2019, 22:00,
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tHAT'S WHAT i SAID! Raumhosen
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 9 Jan 2019, 0:00,
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all the vowels and only two consonantsor something
shortest words with all the vowels
(,
Tue 8 Jan 2019, 21:12,
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shortest words with all the vowels
You like that don't you, the dirty vowels, you mucky pup mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ,
Tue 8 Jan 2019, 21:20,
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That's pretty much it, but I really want Pedro to win, sorryNo fabulous prize for you!
( mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ,
Tue 8 Jan 2019, 21:23,
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It's all about how one pronounces them. It's like a voight-kampff test, except it checks for how American one might be.
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 8 Jan 2019, 21:28,
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That's wrong! You get a fabulous prize for best wrong answer! mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ,
Tue 8 Jan 2019, 21:39,
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These arseholes protesting and hurling abuse and threats and stuff make me feel a bit sorry for SoubryHmm, maybe Goddard and his gang of pillocks were hired by the Tories for precisely that reason... make people feel sorry for Tory politicians.
Conspiracy! Dark money!
(Conspiracy! Dark money!
Tribs π¦ ↓ dn ΚΙΚ sα΄Ι₯Κ ↓π¦,
Tue 8 Jan 2019, 18:50,
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she’s a Tesco value Thatcher. a career cunt who will step on anyone who she deems beneath her
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Tue 8 Jan 2019, 19:26,
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So... a Tory politician then Tribs π¦ ↓ dn ΚΙΚ sα΄Ι₯Κ ↓π¦,
Tue 8 Jan 2019, 19:28,
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Oh she’s fucking dangerous..more dangerous than any of those other cunts. mark my words
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Tue 8 Jan 2019, 19:37,
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AwesomeGet cracking on the rest of the movie frames now ;)
( Pizopop was here,
Tue 8 Jan 2019, 15:48,
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Incidentally,if any of you haven't seen the 1997 TV miniseries of The Shining, it's absolutely fantastic.
Teleplay by King, filmed in/around/on sets designed after the Stanley hotel (that inspired the book in the first place), and follows the book's story a lot closer than Kubrick's movie.
It also has a brilliant performance by Steven Weber that, in my mind's eye, solidifies him as /my/ Jack Torrance.
(Teleplay by King, filmed in/around/on sets designed after the Stanley hotel (that inspired the book in the first place), and follows the book's story a lot closer than Kubrick's movie.
It also has a brilliant performance by Steven Weber that, in my mind's eye, solidifies him as /my/ Jack Torrance.
maia posted this on,
Tue 8 Jan 2019, 18:39,
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The guy who plays Dick is superfly The woman who plays Wendy is smoking hot
The guy who plays Jack..is
boink
I think the original is still the creepier..but itβs a bloody good version of it
(The guy who plays Jack..is
boink
I think the original is still the creepier..but itβs a bloody good version of it
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Tue 8 Jan 2019, 19:52,
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Wendy's hot in the book, and Melvin Van Peebles as Dick is spot on!I'm with King in that I don't fully understand why people are frightened by the movie, and I'm glad he made the miniseries.
Especially as it had the spooky topiary animals instead of a boring hedge maze.
There's a scene toward the end where Jack is trying to wrench back control from the hotel to save Danny, and Weber's performance as he keeps vacillating is a really great bit of acting.
Incidentally, Steven Weber also read the audiobook version of "It" and that's pretty good, too.
(Especially as it had the spooky topiary animals instead of a boring hedge maze.
There's a scene toward the end where Jack is trying to wrench back control from the hotel to save Danny, and Weber's performance as he keeps vacillating is a really great bit of acting.
Incidentally, Steven Weber also read the audiobook version of "It" and that's pretty good, too.
maia posted this on,
Tue 8 Jan 2019, 21:16,
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I need to rewatch the remake again at some pointwouldnβt say the film version was a horror story or scary movie. more like a thriller based in a haunted hotel but it is chock full of wtf moments and creepy as fuck :)
( prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Tue 8 Jan 2019, 21:32,
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I read the book first but loved the film precisely because it's clearly Kubrick's.
Like a good cover version.
Got to be honest, from the clips I saw of the TV version it looked a bit... cheap. But then TV productions probably had a fraction of the budget of these days' HBO type stuff
(,
Tue 8 Jan 2019, 21:33,
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Like a good cover version.
Got to be honest, from the clips I saw of the TV version it looked a bit... cheap. But then TV productions probably had a fraction of the budget of these days' HBO type stuff
Yes!I remember watching this. I was quite young at the time, but still, the scene with the woman in the bath was one of the most frightening things I've seen on TV.
I imagine it'd probably be pretty tame now mind, but having watched the miniseries first I didn't find the Kubrick film anywhere near as good as most people seem to.
(I imagine it'd probably be pretty tame now mind, but having watched the miniseries first I didn't find the Kubrick film anywhere near as good as most people seem to.
Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Tue 8 Jan 2019, 22:44,
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I love this movie so much. It's amazing how many folks miss the fact that it is exactly as you describe it. The humans are the baddies. It always gets shat on as a schlocky action movie rather than a very lovely black comedy.
(,
Tue 8 Jan 2019, 11:22,
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Exactly ^The uniform Neil Patrick Harris wears is a dead giveaway if ever I saw one.
( c_kick or, as some people call him,
Tue 8 Jan 2019, 14:01,
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I liked the bit with Anna Soubry choking from lack of attention prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Tue 8 Jan 2019, 12:25,
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But do you get to see her boobs in the shower? Octo I ruin everything.,
Tue 8 Jan 2019, 12:30,
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“Like watching a soaped up wet spaniel playing in a puddle” - Barry Norman
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Tue 8 Jan 2019, 12:57,
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Bad chaps who make a mean pasta sauce
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Tue 8 Jan 2019, 12:27,
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I liked ‘Bless yore beautiful bust’ the one that goes..🎶I donβt know your name but Iβll stick my cock in between your beautiful bust🎶
( prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Tue 8 Jan 2019, 12:53,
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buckfast always gets bad publicity
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Tue 8 Jan 2019, 12:29,
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You know, that's pretty damn well done there.
HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Tue 8 Jan 2019, 18:10,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Rename Films Badly"){kind=small}
Yeah....just saw the trailer...
aka: the kid who would be king
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 7 Jan 2019, 23:54,
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FUCKING HELL!I just watched that trailer and your poster couldn't be more true. It's like a 'Nativity' movie only shittier?
( Q4nobody,
Tue 8 Jan 2019, 10:55,
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Yeah, my first thought was "Pure Shite!"...
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 8 Jan 2019, 18:18,
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If he really wants to be King of All Britain, he might want to avoid driving through tunnels in Paris Tribs π¦ ↓ dn ΚΙΚ sα΄Ι₯Κ ↓π¦,
Tue 8 Jan 2019, 11:19,
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is it wrongthat now that I've seen your pic I went and watched the trailer and now I want to see this..?
( Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions.,
Wed 9 Jan 2019, 5:39,
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I thought it looked worth a watch but in an βAnt & Dec singing in their band on Byker Groveβ kind of way.
(,
Wed 9 Jan 2019, 8:10,
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Get schooled!!!!Donβt say I didnβt warn you.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 9 Jan 2019, 22:44,
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"I don't like your tone...or your shade!"
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 7 Jan 2019, 23:59,
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Ha ha! Not a clue but it amuses me.
(
thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Tue 8 Jan 2019, 13:27,
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red’s a bit rude :(
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Tue 8 Jan 2019, 12:58,
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red guy's in a bad mood because the grundle booth is closed for winter, and he can't get his supplements.the grundle mistress is a secretive individual and won't identify her supplier, so he must go wanting for now.
given that, it's understandable.
(given that, it's understandable.
maia posted this on,
Tue 8 Jan 2019, 15:14,
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makes sense now, I never liked that grundle mistress
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Tue 8 Jan 2019, 23:22,
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oh don't be too hard on her,she doesn't make enough money to expand and must hibernate during the cold months. she hopes to one day set up a monthly subscription service, but administrative costs are more than she can afford.
( maia posted this on,
Wed 9 Jan 2019, 18:23,
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"All of my love, all of my kissin' You don't know what you've been missin'"
monkeon schmonkeon,
Mon 7 Jan 2019, 21:13,
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what does Buddy Holly have to do with anything? Woodkovsky βΉοΈβπ»βπ½βπ£βπ©βπ§»βπ,
Tue 8 Jan 2019, 0:47,
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£250and strangers emailed me to complain about my eyebrows
Never go on telly kids
(Never go on telly kids
rob,
Mon 7 Jan 2019, 21:31,
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Sounds like you were just working for the yankee dollarAnd I had one of those shirts.
It wore out. Ended its life as a painting shirt.
(It wore out. Ended its life as a painting shirt.
Tribs π¦ ↓ dn ΚΙΚ sα΄Ι₯Κ ↓π¦,
Mon 7 Jan 2019, 21:53,
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A guy on another forum made it mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ,
Mon 7 Jan 2019, 22:21,
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If that’s all the criticised you for then you’re quids in..
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Tue 8 Jan 2019, 12:41,
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Crossdresser eventually kills themselves.*Genuinely feels bad posting that*
( Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,,
Tue 8 Jan 2019, 0:19,
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I just discovered an aptronym in an old article by robwww.mirror.co.uk/usvsth3m/media-wrong-ukip-theyre-not-5258390
A ukipper called... Max Gammon.
(A ukipper called... Max Gammon.
Tribs π¦ ↓ dn ΚΙΚ sα΄Ι₯Κ ↓π¦,
Mon 7 Jan 2019, 19:30,
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I was reading an old Ray Bradbury short story the other day.He described a permanently angry man as having a "pork face".
Gammon obviously isn't a new observation.
(Gammon obviously isn't a new observation.
monkeon schmonkeon,
Mon 7 Jan 2019, 21:41,
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The October Country?If so, that was more a description (I think) of a gentleman with severe sunburn, not his tendency to go on Question Time and rant about the EU.
( Tribs π¦ ↓ dn ΚΙΚ sα΄Ι₯Κ ↓π¦,
Mon 7 Jan 2019, 21:59,
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*re-reads*Aye, think you're right - "a sweating, raw, sunblistered pork face". Shame!
( monkeon schmonkeon,
Mon 7 Jan 2019, 22:17,
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That's some pretty impressive adjective recall
(
Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Mon 7 Jan 2019, 23:13,
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Everywhere there's lots of piggies
Living piggy lives
You can see them out for dinner
With their piggy wives
(,
Mon 7 Jan 2019, 22:07,
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Living piggy lives
You can see them out for dinner
With their piggy wives
*waits for the punchline* mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 7 Jan 2019, 19:15,
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Well if that ain't a kick in the pants!WOO!
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 8 Jan 2019, 15:47,
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