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Will you still need me, will you still feed me...

(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Thu 29 Aug 2019, 9:47, archived)

(ozof, Thu 29 Aug 2019, 9:52, archived)

This is a legitimately good pitch for a movie

and the best part is after you sell it you can take 30 years to write it.

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 22:13, archived)

Some things never get old.

(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Thu 29 Aug 2019, 8:25, archived)

pojo

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(Happy Shopper - synonymous with case modding computer geeks., Thu 29 Aug 2019, 1:55, archived)

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 29 Aug 2019, 2:14, archived)

(･｀ｪ´･)つ

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Aug 2019, 2:27, archived)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 29 Aug 2019, 2:47, archived)

つ◕ل͜◕)つ

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Aug 2019, 4:11, archived)

also: no not feets pls, no feets pls, no pls, it's been a trying day, have mercy on me Pedro

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Aug 2019, 4:13, archived)

Your reverse psychology won't work with me.

When you least expect it, expect it.

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 29 Aug 2019, 12:26, archived)

*whistles innocently*

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 2:30, archived)

Pedro nose a good source when he finds it.

clickin dis hard

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 29 Aug 2019, 4:32, archived)

cor

(ozof, Thu 29 Aug 2019, 9:53, archived)

She smells lovely

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gub~gub, Thu 29 Aug 2019, 18:38, archived)

First female graduate of the US Nasal Academy

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LS18, Thu 29 Aug 2019, 22:10, archived)

HEY YOU GUYS

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Thu 29 Aug 2019, 6:14, archived)

*pfffffft*!

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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 29 Aug 2019, 17:24, archived)

This.

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WD-39, Wed 28 Aug 2019, 16:52, archived)

(97800, Wed 28 Aug 2019, 18:44, archived)

Satire

(97800, Wed 28 Aug 2019, 18:47, archived)

(97800, Wed 28 Aug 2019, 19:13, archived)

hahahaha!

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$$ ✅, Wed 28 Aug 2019, 19:22, archived)

probably get banned for this one

(97800, Wed 28 Aug 2019, 19:23, archived)

Needs more pole shift

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 28 Aug 2019, 19:55, archived)

shift?

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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 28 Aug 2019, 21:07, archived)

who is it?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Aug 2019, 21:55, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Aug 2019, 21:59, archived)

Oooh, I see what's being attempted here,

mind reprogramming via the dog's collar...

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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 28 Aug 2019, 22:24, archived)

⊙︿⊙

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Aug 2019, 2:30, archived)

There are thousands of these little fuckers.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 29 Aug 2019, 0:03, archived)

٩๏̯͡๏۶

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Aug 2019, 2:30, archived)

nose-to-nuts

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 29 Aug 2019, 0:12, archived)

ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Aug 2019, 4:04, archived)

Given typical doggy predilections...

it should have been nose to arse...Canine Centipede anyone...?

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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 29 Aug 2019, 20:59, archived)

stereoscopy?

(ozof, Thu 29 Aug 2019, 11:14, archived)

Not really

(LokiMD, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 13:38, archived)

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WD-39, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 13:30, archived)

Very funny

I got some 'they live' sun glasses to too long ago.

(Sherbs, Sat 31 Aug 2019, 12:42, archived)

I need your clothes, boots and your mobility scooter!

(Paint! Another one lost, Wed 28 Aug 2019, 15:39, archived)

heh heh heh!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 29 Aug 2019, 0:20, archived)

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R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Wed 28 Aug 2019, 15:00, archived)

NWOT

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 28 Aug 2019, 15:09, archived)

pedofoil!

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R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Wed 28 Aug 2019, 15:10, archived)

oily

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 28 Aug 2019, 15:13, archived)

Per B3ta regulations Vol. 19 - p.12, part J, subsection 8c(ii)

obligatory_done-to-fuck_ainsley_harriott.BMP

(2X4B523P will have 2 and 1 half badgers please!, Mon 2 Sep 2019, 5:07, archived)

Titter

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Wed 28 Aug 2019, 15:45, archived)

Gonna need another vote.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 28 Aug 2019, 12:55, archived)

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Captain Howdy, Wed 28 Aug 2019, 12:58, archived)

I approve this message.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 28 Aug 2019, 13:36, archived)

If we moved planets we would only be taking the wankers with us

(Octo I ruin everything., Wed 28 Aug 2019, 19:26, archived)

That would be the B Ark.

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Fri 30 Aug 2019, 16:02, archived)

I called it back in Jan.

Still, Corbyn will do ALL he can to stop it.

Except vote for a deal.
Except stand down.
Except allow another caretaker PM.

(LokiMD, Thu 29 Aug 2019, 19:21, archived)

Just when you thought it was safe to go back into Parliament

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Pizopop was here, Wed 28 Aug 2019, 13:05, archived)

Soup Herb Captain

🤣

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Ninj, Wed 28 Aug 2019, 18:49, archived)

SMILE YOU SON OF THE RICH!

(immadme, Thu 29 Aug 2019, 12:31, archived)

I like the Jaws bandwagon on here

and this one has probably topped it

(horrid, Thu 29 Aug 2019, 12:46, archived)

Farewell and adieu to you fair EU ladies.

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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Thu 29 Aug 2019, 18:15, archived)

Queen grants suspension request

Country eagerly awaits 11.30

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Pizopop was here, Wed 28 Aug 2019, 12:04, archived)

Clock watching has never been so much fun.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 28 Aug 2019, 12:59, archived)

hooray for boris johnson!

(ozof, Wed 28 Aug 2019, 13:18, archived)

~~boris johnson~~ robert l booth

(97800, Wed 28 Aug 2019, 13:22, archived)

The clock shows 11:11

How did you post this at 11:04?

Witch!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 28 Aug 2019, 13:29, archived)

I live in a slightly different time zone

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Pizopop was here, Wed 28 Aug 2019, 13:54, archived)

GMT+1.117

(97800, Wed 28 Aug 2019, 14:01, archived)

Just for schitz

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LS18, Tue 27 Aug 2019, 21:47, archived)

*Puts some wildebeest flesh on the bird table*

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 27 Aug 2019, 22:04, archived)

sounds tasty!

I'd eat some, wouldn't gnu?

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LS18, Tue 27 Aug 2019, 22:12, archived)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 27 Aug 2019, 22:30, archived)

Compo's turned

(plankton, Tue 27 Aug 2019, 21:07, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 27 Aug 2019, 23:33, archived)

some contributors too busy enjoying themselves in the sun

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6UnjCnfSYY

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 27 Aug 2019, 23:40, archived)

Ha Ha!!!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 28 Aug 2019, 1:27, archived)

<3 <3 <3

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 28 Aug 2019, 1:33, archived)

{:-D

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 28 Aug 2019, 1:55, archived)

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gub~gub, Wed 28 Aug 2019, 1:05, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 28 Aug 2019, 1:28, archived)

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gub~gub, Wed 28 Aug 2019, 5:56, archived)

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 27 Aug 2019, 20:58, archived)

Is being number 1 still a thing in 2019?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 27 Aug 2019, 22:03, archived)

Some things I learnt whilst making this.

* There have been a lot of sweary number ones. Mike Read would have a heart attack.
* About half don't bother with a single cover, just use the album art.
* PJ and Duncan had a number 1 in 2013.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 27 Aug 2019, 22:19, archived)

2013 must have been a slow year, that or they didn't include online sales

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 27 Aug 2019, 22:52, archived)

PJ and Duncan's song encouraged gang violence, much of their anger directed towards someone called Mike

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rumble

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 28 Aug 2019, 0:30, archived)

Dual IPA? Sounds like a youngster's band I could gel with

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Pizopop was here, Tue 27 Aug 2019, 22:19, archived)

Pissed at dawn

(97800, Tue 27 Aug 2019, 22:29, archived)

*deletes account*

*realises he didn't actually have an account on the dogshite ~~social media~~ spyware platform*

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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 27 Aug 2019, 22:51, archived)

What is it?

(97800, Tue 27 Aug 2019, 23:02, archived)

Usenet...

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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 27 Aug 2019, 23:17, archived)

alt.binaries.erotica

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 27 Aug 2019, 23:19, archived)

ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Aug 2019, 4:06, archived)

I'm not old and they're all douchebags! (whoever they are)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 28 Aug 2019, 1:32, archived)

Chews life.

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2kindsofherring, Tue 27 Aug 2019, 19:32, archived)

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 27 Aug 2019, 20:35, archived)

Ha Ha!!!

Clickin Dis

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 27 Aug 2019, 20:54, archived)

It should probably be auto-FPed every time it's entered for a compo

(97800, Tue 27 Aug 2019, 22:01, archived)

~~time it's entered for a~~

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Aug 2019, 0:03, archived)

Hehe!

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gub~gub, Tue 27 Aug 2019, 22:41, archived)

Sadly, eyesight is the first to fail with age.

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LS18, Tue 27 Aug 2019, 15:23, archived)

Neck feels great

/ac

(97800, Tue 27 Aug 2019, 17:42, archived)

Twaaang!

She has experience grippin' it.

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LS18, Tue 27 Aug 2019, 17:46, archived)

But what about the banjo?

(97800, Tue 27 Aug 2019, 17:52, archived)

She said:

If not for the frets, the strings and a flat side, the banjo neck would feel just like a Wilson! ;p

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LS18, Tue 27 Aug 2019, 18:11, archived)

something something Berk something Banjo String...

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 27 Aug 2019, 18:36, archived)

Burke, maybe?

(as in Geoff Burke?)

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LS18, Tue 27 Aug 2019, 19:09, archived)

Okay, look. What if that banjo didn't even exist, huh? Did you ever think about that?

I didn't know! So now, if I went in and made a major security issue out of it, everybody steps in. Administration steps in, and there are no exclusive rights for anybody; nobody wins. So I made a decision and it was... wrong. It was a bad call, LS. It was a bad call.

(97800, Tue 27 Aug 2019, 19:14, archived)

gah! Threads like this are why drugs were invented :I

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LS18, Tue 27 Aug 2019, 19:28, archived)

That's not the answer to everything, you know.

Just most things.

(97800, Tue 27 Aug 2019, 19:32, archived)

just ask Rob, I bet he remembers the tale...

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 28 Aug 2019, 8:18, archived)

Mini-me, you complete me.

you complete me.

(JauntyArt, Tue 27 Aug 2019, 11:55, archived)

Checks news

Now I get it!

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 27 Aug 2019, 14:07, archived)

(JauntyArt, Tue 27 Aug 2019, 14:52, archived)

Whoa.

Yay!

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gub~gub, Tue 27 Aug 2019, 16:48, archived)

Looks fake.

I don't think that's real.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 28 Aug 2019, 1:30, archived)

It is real. Saw it on Fox News.

(JauntyArt, Wed 28 Aug 2019, 7:38, archived)

Just past the A31 Farnborough Interchange

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 27 Aug 2019, 8:06, archived)

Bullshit

That fuck will be living it up in the Bahamas with Boris.

(gijoel, Tue 27 Aug 2019, 8:52, archived)

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Captain Howdy, Tue 27 Aug 2019, 10:14, archived)

Nicely depressing

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 27 Aug 2019, 12:48, archived)

That's about right.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 27 Aug 2019, 23:26, archived)

That's better.

(gijoel, Wed 28 Aug 2019, 3:31, archived)

He'd just shoot the kid and eat him.

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Captain Howdy, Tue 27 Aug 2019, 10:06, archived)

Time for safety training

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gub~gub, Tue 27 Aug 2019, 5:40, archived)

Hmmm! I prefer the 'lift with your mind' approach though...

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 27 Aug 2019, 12:57, archived)

My mind is too weak for any heavy lifting

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gub~gub, Tue 27 Aug 2019, 14:51, archived)

head the ball, not the bowling ball bag

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 27 Aug 2019, 18:38, archived)

haha lifting aids

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R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Wed 28 Aug 2019, 15:06, archived)

like a poorly censored tubgirl

Maybe a new challenge, meme warning signs?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 27 Aug 2019, 18:41, archived)

I usually lift with my arms.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 28 Aug 2019, 1:33, archived)

Who are you, OSHA?

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gub~gub, Wed 28 Aug 2019, 18:18, archived)

Part pensioner. Part rustbucket. All washed up.

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Pizopop was here, Tue 27 Aug 2019, 5:02, archived)

I see he's been watching Channel 4

(97800, Tue 27 Aug 2019, 6:09, archived)

Dead or alive, its difficult to tell

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 27 Aug 2019, 7:41, archived)

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Pizopop was here, Tue 27 Aug 2019, 12:10, archived)

Hahaha!

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 27 Aug 2019, 12:46, archived)

"Your Powers Are Weak, Old Man!"

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 27 Aug 2019, 1:48, archived)

In the end there can be only one...

I love that line.

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 27 Aug 2019, 2:00, archived)

🤣

ewan mcgregor’s spanish accent!

(ozof, Tue 27 Aug 2019, 2:07, archived)

I luvt chu.....chu wuz mi bruddah!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 27 Aug 2019, 3:09, archived)

Pedro, this is a copycat version of an image someone has on their profile,

but I can't remember who it is--any idea?

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LS18, Tue 27 Aug 2019, 2:37, archived)

Only a Master of Evil Clones, Obi Wan!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 27 Aug 2019, 3:02, archived)

He hasn't moved in 36 years.

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LS18, Mon 26 Aug 2019, 21:35, archived)

I always liked Second City TV over Saturday Night Live

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 26 Aug 2019, 23:04, archived)

hmmm

I'm guessing that you see a resemblance to Father Guido Sarducci here?

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LS18, Mon 26 Aug 2019, 23:10, archived)

Eugene Levy :P

(Vladimir Gluten, Mon 26 Aug 2019, 23:20, archived)

OOPS!

... I mean Eugene Levy :P

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 26 Aug 2019, 23:40, archived)

Levy wins big!

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LS18, Tue 27 Aug 2019, 0:40, archived)

I feel he's about to make a George Harrison album

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rob, Mon 26 Aug 2019, 23:29, archived)

Cloud Nine or My Sweet LOAD? ;p

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LS18, Tue 27 Aug 2019, 0:38, archived)

It gets harder to scratch

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Pizopop was here, Mon 26 Aug 2019, 20:48, archived)

Canesten, surely...!

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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 27 Aug 2019, 0:13, archived)

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