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(, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 11:32, archived)
# I guess she wasn't getting enough Oliver Bonas at home !!
(, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 16:10, archived)
# "But I delivered Brexit to you plebs yesterday?"
(, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 9:11, archived)
#

(, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 9:25, archived)
# Top work Q!
:)
(, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 11:27, archived)
# Cheers man
:D
(, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 11:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Compost corner
(, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 8:31, archived)
# CAC
(, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 4:39, archived)
# Just think what you could do with an incredibly supple spine and three tongues, Pedro.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 6:14, archived)
# Make a very unusual table lamp that would be sure to be a conversation point at parties?
(, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 11:42, archived)
# Is that my next photoshop assignment?
(, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 12:30, archived)
# Cats!!
ours was just sick in the lounge!
(, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 9:09, archived)
# OEUF!
(, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 12:30, archived)
# One of ours threw up on the windowsill, drew back the curtains in the morning and there it was, another perfect start to the day.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 14:42, archived)
# ❤️😔😳😂😉
(, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 20:06, archived)
# Chonk!
.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 20:04, archived)
[challenge entry] 'Eh, eh. Stop strugglin' will yer?'
(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 20:02, archived)
# Loved the All in the Family prequel!
(, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 4:38, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 18:33, archived)
# Now do the same with her pussy
(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 18:40, archived)
[challenge entry] God 0 : Satan 1
(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 18:04, archived)
# That Stewart Lee has let himself go.
(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 18:14, archived)
# He’s called Terry Islam now, political correctness gone mad.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 6:16, archived)
# How young he looks makes me feel old.
(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 20:19, archived)
# Irritating git back in the 80s.
(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 22:08, archived)
# That show was the beginning
All went tits up from there
(, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 9:06, archived)
# Or, in the case of L7, minge out
(, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 15:53, archived)
# Mr Blobby birthing a new Edmonds
(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 13:32, archived)
# Yuck and also woo
(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 14:00, archived)
# That is horrific.
Mind if I put it on facebook?
(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 14:40, archived)
# Nooo, Toast!
This is brilliant, but now it's in my head!
(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 15:31, archived)
# I didn't even know he was hermaphrodite
(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 15:53, archived)
# Push!
Push! You malformed cunt.
(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 22:24, archived)
# This makes me think of the queen in Aliens...
It's Noel Eggmonds!
(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 22:43, archived)
# Crinkled Arse or something...
(, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 1:03, archived)
# BLOBBY!
Lovely work
(, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 9:06, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 12:55, archived)
# "I've never seen so many white walkers in one place".
(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 18:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Because privatisation makes everything SO MUCH BETTER
(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 11:27, archived)
# Did they privitize the dictionary?
(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 11:44, archived)
# but you said the answer :(
(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 11:50, archived)
# *coughs.....
PRIVATIZE
(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 12:12, archived)
# No no
it's a VPN
(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 12:25, archived)
# *splutters.....
PRIVATISE
(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 12:43, archived)
#
i like this
(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 12:53, archived)
# Curnmound
(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 13:08, archived)
# Privatise
(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 13:11, archived)
# watching you
(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 15:38, archived)
#
Privatise
Privitize
Priti Patel
(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 13:12, archived)
# *sniffs*
tnetennba
(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 13:55, archived)
# praighveightaise <-- new British spelling to piss off the Yanks
(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 14:16, archived)
# also
Mayonaze
(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 14:17, archived)
# and Aluminiuminiuminiuminiuminiuminiuminiuminiuminiuminiuminiuminiuminiuminiuminium
(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 14:18, archived)
# Why aren't the yanks more consistent with their incorrect elemental pronunciations?
Surely the penultimate syllable of each and every element should be omitted. So... that's...

antiny, arnic, aluminum, selenum,
And hydgen and oxgen and nitgen and rhenum,
And kel, neodymum, neptunum, germanum,
And ron, americum, ruthenum, uranum,
Europum, zirconum, lutetum, vanadum,
And lanthnum and osmum and astine and radum,
And gold(!) and protactinum and indum and gallum,

And idine and thorum and thulum and thallum.

!- I'm not sure what to do with monosyllabic elements.

There's so many elements left to be dishonoured, it might be kind of fun for some but I'm not fucking bothered.
(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 19:29, archived)
# I might shoot you
(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 19:40, archived)
# Well I guess stereotypes exist for a reason.
(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 22:10, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 0:07, archived)
# (stock response)
(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 22:12, archived)
# :O
(, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 0:07, archived)
# These are the only ones of which the news has come to Vard.
(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 20:18, archived)
#
(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 20:24, archived)
# ium! :P
(, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 0:08, archived)
# Indied
(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 14:59, archived)
# Hedges for all!
(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 12:38, archived)
#
privetise?
(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 12:54, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 23:13, archived)
# Dagnammit
I was going to do that, good thing i checked first.
Looks like you put in more effort than I was going to though, so good show.
(, Sat 26 Jun 2021, 0:05, archived)
# Ooh ta
But it was a moment of opportunistic bandwagonism
(, Sat 26 Jun 2021, 15:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Make sure nobody's about.
(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 10:51, archived)
# I miss Eurotrash
Especially the dubbed British regional accents. Very naughty
(, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 11:15, archived)
# Bugger :(
(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 10:23, archived)
# And that's the la-di-da posh side of Birkenhead
(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 10:36, archived)
# All fur coat and no knickers
(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 10:43, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - CHANNEL 4

Channel 4 is under threat from the government again, so lets celebrate all it has given us over the years.
From Countdown to The Word with warning triangles and lesbian kisses.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Channel_4_original_programming
(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 10:06, archived)
# That's actually amazing!
(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 13:17, archived)
# thanks :D
(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 13:28, archived)
# I remember when they first used the logo- a very early piece of CGI
This is a fitting update!
(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 14:49, archived)
# Now it's a very early piece of CDC
(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 15:54, archived)
#
extremely good
(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 18:47, archived)
# They could have used this instead of that rubbish triangle in the corner of the screen...
(, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 1:05, archived)
# This should win an award or something.
Maybe a glasscock trophy.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 2:11, archived)
# Well, that's this compo won already!
Lovely work :)
(, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 11:34, archived)
# Incredible.
(, Sat 26 Jun 2021, 22:53, archived)
[challenge entry] It's been a while.
(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 9:50, archived)
# BLECH!!
This is where salad comes from
(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 2:23, archived)
# But where does it go?
(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 6:07, archived)
# Cotton-Eyed Joe
(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 10:35, archived)
# John Wayne is Big Leggy.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 1:06, archived)
# 3D ‘post-triplets labia’ printer
(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 6:10, archived)
# Oh Pedro
(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 7:30, archived)
#

(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 18:53, archived)
# haha, nice!
(, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 0:06, archived)
# Twitching Pepper, Hidden Lettuce
(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 22:20, archived)
# lettuce is magnetic, you know
(, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 0:07, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 0:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Ey up tha mardy tart!
(, Wed 23 Jun 2021, 21:12, archived)
[challenge entry]
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(, Wed 23 Jun 2021, 22:20, archived)
# Teehee
(, Wed 23 Jun 2021, 23:49, archived)
[challenge entry] 'Gerra wiggle on Jack lad...me tits are freezin'
(, Wed 23 Jun 2021, 17:51, archived)
# Nicely
(, Wed 23 Jun 2021, 23:50, archived)
# Nobody ever talks about what happened to those other lads do they?

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(, Wed 23 Jun 2021, 12:55, archived)
#
This would have been so much better if you'd put the shark from jaws in there ;)
(, Wed 23 Jun 2021, 13:19, archived)
# Gah
Why didn’t I think of that?
(, Wed 23 Jun 2021, 13:22, archived)
# We're gonna need a bigger phot(o)
(, Wed 23 Jun 2021, 13:44, archived)
# Agreed, every thing is better if you add sharks
(, Wed 23 Jun 2021, 17:30, archived)
# They'll blend in, disappear and you'll never see any of them again.
(, Wed 23 Jun 2021, 16:21, archived)
# You improved it.
Would watch.
(, Wed 23 Jun 2021, 18:34, archived)
# Priti looks good in a pointy hat
(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 15:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahahaha!
(, Wed 23 Jun 2021, 17:20, archived)
# ?
(, Wed 23 Jun 2021, 23:21, archived)
# {XD
(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 22:22, archived)

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