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[challenge entry] Bindun, Shirley?
Or is it such a shit joke that no-one ever bothered?
(, Sat 3 Jul 2021, 22:56, archived)
# It’s so obvious that no-one thought of it :)
(, Sun 4 Jul 2021, 0:51, archived)
#

(, Sun 4 Jul 2021, 4:00, archived)
# KISS MY FACE
(, Sun 4 Jul 2021, 1:04, archived)
#
(, Sun 4 Jul 2021, 4:00, archived)
# Disturbing
(, Sun 4 Jul 2021, 7:52, archived)
# YES!!
(, Sun 4 Jul 2021, 13:48, archived)
# Wheeeeeeee
(, Sun 4 Jul 2021, 13:49, archived)
# Fucking hell
(, Sun 4 Jul 2021, 14:30, archived)
# CRABS Know the signs.
(, Sun 4 Jul 2021, 14:50, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 4 Jul 2021, 4:01, archived)
# In Norwich, no-one can hear you
...
(, Sun 4 Jul 2021, 7:57, archived)
# Hey. I heard ALOT of screaming last night from the footy drunks.
(, Sun 4 Jul 2021, 8:06, archived)
# Ah Ha
(, Sun 4 Jul 2021, 12:14, archived)
[challenge entry]

Apparently the guy on the right is also called Chris Evans, though I'm not sure he ever presented Don't Forget Your Toothbrush
(, Sat 3 Jul 2021, 22:38, archived)
# Neither produced RHLSTP either.
(, Sat 3 Jul 2021, 23:36, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 3 Jul 2021, 22:02, archived)
# In spaaaaaace no one can hear you squeal
(, Sat 3 Jul 2021, 22:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Shall we?
(, Sat 3 Jul 2021, 20:41, archived)
# All off to number 10 to throw their keys in a bowl
(, Sat 3 Jul 2021, 20:51, archived)
# Yuck.
Bagsy not Truss
(, Sat 3 Jul 2021, 20:53, archived)
# Boris is probably keen to chuck one up someone new, it's been what a couple of years now?
(, Sat 3 Jul 2021, 21:06, archived)
# His sperm cannot be contained
(, Sat 3 Jul 2021, 21:13, archived)
# Why have you said this :(
(, Sat 3 Jul 2021, 21:25, archived)
# It's what he hasn't said :(
(, Sat 3 Jul 2021, 22:08, archived)
# Priti had better just remember that she owes him one
(, Sat 3 Jul 2021, 23:17, archived)
# I should have yelled two
(, Sat 3 Jul 2021, 23:28, archived)
#
Widdecombe would probably be creamier with the added flavour of salty Brie...
(, Sun 4 Jul 2021, 18:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Star Feck

(, Sat 3 Jul 2021, 22:03, archived)
# I would subscribe to a streaming service to see that
(, Sun 4 Jul 2021, 7:56, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 3 Jul 2021, 19:21, archived)
# YES!

(, Sun 4 Jul 2021, 4:11, archived)
# hut hut hut hut hut
(, Sun 4 Jul 2021, 13:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Pea
(, Sat 3 Jul 2021, 19:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Well hi thur...
(, Sat 3 Jul 2021, 17:46, archived)
# Buzz Lightyear is a celebrity
(, Sat 3 Jul 2021, 18:13, archived)
# I feel this sentence needs a punctuation at the end
?
!
(, Sat 3 Jul 2021, 18:22, archived)
# Am confused, I thought there was a really old user called duck
(, Sat 3 Jul 2021, 18:47, archived)
# Not the one I'm thinking of but
b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=32226

are caps special now or what
(, Sat 3 Jul 2021, 18:48, archived)
# NO COMMENT
(, Sat 3 Jul 2021, 19:38, archived)
# So mysterious
(, Sat 3 Jul 2021, 20:32, archived)
# A duck on the board...
(, Sat 3 Jul 2021, 21:30, archived)
# I like this
(, Sat 3 Jul 2021, 22:11, archived)
# Whoa!
(, Sat 3 Jul 2021, 21:26, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - CELEBS IN SPACE

There's a race on between Bezos, Branson and probably Musk to be the first one of them in space.
Which other famous people should we cast out in to the galaxy? Show us celebrities in space.
(, Sat 3 Jul 2021, 15:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Pea

(, Sat 3 Jul 2021, 16:23, archived)
[challenge entry] You probably can't make it out because of the gold-coated visor (necessary to filter out harmful radiation) but this is in fact the popular NZ/Oz actor Bruce Spence, skilfully photoshopped into the suit of Buzz Aldrin on the Moon and the visor replaced!
And it wasn't easy either since Bruce Spence is about 20cm taller than Buzz Aldrin at a very tall 1.98m so I had to shrink him a bit!

Also, if you haven't seen the film "Hercules Returns" (1993), do so, it's very funny and Bruce Spence plays one of the central characters.
(, Sat 3 Jul 2021, 17:10, archived)
# And the JCB?
(, Sat 3 Jul 2021, 20:22, archived)
# Parked behind the Lunar Module thingy
(, Sat 3 Jul 2021, 22:12, archived)
# In other words,THIS TOOK AGES
(, Sat 3 Jul 2021, 21:27, archived)
# Damn straight
(, Sat 3 Jul 2021, 22:12, archived)
# Extremely disappointing reflectoporn. 0/10
(, Sun 4 Jul 2021, 11:27, archived)
# So you want Neil Amstrong to stand in a state of undress on the Moon?
That would not be very healthy at all. He'd get very chilly danglies.
(, Sun 4 Jul 2021, 15:39, archived)
# We all have to make little sacrifices.
(, Mon 5 Jul 2021, 22:27, archived)
[challenge entry] In the future, the majority of people will live and work in Andrew O'Neil Cylinders.
(, Sat 3 Jul 2021, 20:04, archived)
# is nthatb supposed to be mr bean?
(, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 1:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Savage Jabhead
(, Sat 3 Jul 2021, 15:03, archived)
# Relax all restrictions
Overwhelm NHS
Wring hands
Present privatisation as the only solution
Give contracts to mates
Profit
(, Sat 3 Jul 2021, 15:30, archived)
#
This service we have underfunded and mismanaged is no longer fit for purpose.
(, Sat 3 Jul 2021, 15:40, archived)
# I blame the voters
and corbyn
(, Sat 3 Jul 2021, 15:55, archived)
# Well, if Corbyn had been more popular, perhaps he could have stopped it.
So clearly it’s all his fault.
(, Sat 3 Jul 2021, 16:44, archived)
# Stopped what?
(, Sat 3 Jul 2021, 17:28, archived)
# Everything bad.
And then we could have nice things.
(, Sat 3 Jul 2021, 18:12, archived)
# If the libs had just let trump get on and bomb chy-na out of existence they wouldn't have had the chance to release a world-altering plague
(, Sat 3 Jul 2021, 18:45, archived)
# Then we’d just have a mutant super-plague because of the gamma radiation.
Covid smash. I’ve seen the documentaries.
(, Sat 3 Jul 2021, 22:26, archived)
# Basil Johnson
(, Sat 3 Jul 2021, 11:57, archived)
# Haha!
Don't mention the warts.
(, Sat 3 Jul 2021, 13:50, archived)
# Faulty Powers
(, Sat 3 Jul 2021, 19:42, archived)
# Don't mention the Brexit!
I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it all right.
(, Sat 3 Jul 2021, 14:28, archived)
# Qué?
(, Sat 3 Jul 2021, 19:43, archived)
# Judo chop
(, Sat 3 Jul 2021, 14:39, archived)
# Best of all the chops
(, Sat 3 Jul 2021, 19:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick - Check
Shit - Check
TOAP - Also check
(, Sat 3 Jul 2021, 10:17, archived)
# Someone mentioned baiting the Daily Heil & Daily Getsworse readers

Click for bigger (165 kb)
(, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 16:50, archived)
# Much improved
(, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 17:25, archived)
# SICK INTERNET TROLLS MUTILATE DIANA SHRINE WITH VILE MEGHAN "PRANK"
Home Secretary Priti Patel vows to come down hard on b3ta. "And I didn't like their pic that compared me to a Cardassian, either."
(, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 17:45, archived)
# Hehe
(, Sat 3 Jul 2021, 7:43, archived)
# Needs more Star War
(, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 20:15, archived)
# I think it needs more Simpson
(, Sat 3 Jul 2021, 10:29, archived)
# Next item to be installed:
(, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 21:32, archived)
# Perfection
(, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 22:24, archived)
[challenge entry] D4NK M3M3Z
(, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 15:27, archived)
# can we sell the NFT of this for enough money
that we can buy C4 in the privatisation and then gift it back to the public (with the promise of commissioning b3ta tv to show gifs at closedown)
(, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 16:08, archived)
# Imagine the cool(ish) b3ta shows
Toast TV
The Cyriak Show
Manuel Transmission (chat show)
Who's That Meant To Be? (face-swap gameshow)
Porcupinion (porcupine from purgatory's take on the week's hottest conspiracy theories)
That's Dead Arty, That Is (how to replicate Old Masters in photoshop)
Seams Good To Me (Joke over Skill photoshop tutorials)
It's All Meme Me! (someone has to track down the subjects of old b3ta memes and interview them)
Hour Of Kittens
etc. etc.
(, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 16:39, archived)
# CDC Friday
(, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 17:11, archived)
# Lake District Hiking with Sturdy Girl
The Great British Bake Off - Smug Bastard makes croissants
Top of the Pops- every week it's Teh Quo
David Attenborough presents Whales...on stilts

(, Sat 3 Jul 2021, 6:25, archived)
# The Gay Shift from 2-6AM
(, Sat 3 Jul 2021, 12:25, archived)
#

(, Sat 3 Jul 2021, 1:03, archived)
# Nyaaaaaan nyaaaaan nyaaan nyan
(, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 17:11, archived)
# I don't like the black
unracist
(, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 17:47, archived)
# It was either a black box
or an awful lot of animation for a silly meme. I'd had enough after filling in the wagging tail and recolouring the rainbow (which still has one too many colours).

Feel free to improve it if you cba!
(, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 19:15, archived)
#
No it's perfect as is :)
(, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 19:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Block swap
(, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 13:17, archived)
# This ident should happen
(, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 13:20, archived)
# I concur with this statement
(, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 14:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Today's Countdown Conundrum
(, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 13:22, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 14:40, archived)
# :D tis good
(, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 15:58, archived)
#
:D
(, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 16:06, archived)
# Susie Dent is looking well
(, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 17:12, archived)
# Super
(, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 21:51, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 5 Jul 2021, 23:54, archived)
[challenge entry] A retro landing screen design for 'private browsing'
(, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 13:24, archived)
#
(, Thu 1 Jul 2021, 19:57, archived)
# That font, it looks like he may be on some sort of cad trek
to caddishly go where no cad has gone before
(, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 11:13, archived)
# Okay, I'll show my workings a little bit...
Bane is a DC/Batman character, and that is his body. Terry Thomas is a cad, and that is his head. Put them together and you get Cad Bane. Cad Bane is a Star Wars character, so his name is represented in Star Trek font. It's all perfectly obvious to me.
(, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 13:21, archived)
# Bane - yes, Terry-Thomas played cads - yes, Cad Bane was new to me so didn't make the Trek Wars link
Thanks for the explanation
(, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 14:23, archived)
# Perhaps you should have incorporated some of this explanation into the pic
(, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 14:33, archived)
# Or just posted the text.
(, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 14:34, archived)
# Rob should give us margins on the page so we could show our workings.
Or just to draw cocks in.
(, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 14:48, archived)
# 'show our workings'
Do we get to use both sides of the internet?
(, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 17:46, archived)
# as long as we don't break the time continuum
or cross the streams we will be fine.
(, Sat 3 Jul 2021, 2:15, archived)
# TBPH I thought I had.
I tend to assume that other people understand what I'm driving at. It's the root of more than one problem in my life, I think.
(, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 15:37, archived)
# Never explain
Never apologise.
You will appear weak and the Big Boys will home in and bully you mercilessly.
(, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 16:50, archived)
# They should be able to work it out for themselves.
Or they could ask you for an explanation, and then they are The Weak Ones.
(, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 16:52, archived)
# Please explain.
(, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 20:55, archived)
# Please don’t explain.
(, Sat 3 Jul 2021, 0:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Lovely!
(, Thu 1 Jul 2021, 16:02, archived)
# Darren Gough's looking well
(, Thu 1 Jul 2021, 16:07, archived)
#
Hahaha!
(, Thu 1 Jul 2021, 17:52, archived)
# Cardboard mask of Meghan stuck over it and you could wipe out half the Daily Heil readership
(, Thu 1 Jul 2021, 17:06, archived)
# Haha, inspired
(, Thu 1 Jul 2021, 20:23, archived)
# Phwoarrrrr. Ronaldo. With tits!
(, Thu 1 Jul 2021, 23:43, archived)
# arf
(, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 19:57, archived)
# Boys are aliens, girls are tiny women
(, Thu 1 Jul 2021, 23:46, archived)
# Glad I'm not alone in thinking she looks like a shrunken adult
(, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 0:10, archived)
# It really is bizarre
(, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 0:43, archived)
# It's an adult face
and the limb proportions on both kids are off
(, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 1:13, archived)
# There's 3 "kids". God knows what the other one looks like.
(, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 6:11, archived)
# A 1/8 scale fat man in a nappy
(, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 8:36, archived)
# Niche
(, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 14:34, archived)
# They've had plastic surgery
and they have prosthetic limbs with the landmines you bastards
(, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 13:02, archived)
# Oh damn sorry, I get it now, LOL
(, Sat 3 Jul 2021, 1:22, archived)
# Excellent
(, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 0:42, archived)
#
(, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 0:53, archived)
# I dunno who that is!
Funny though!
(, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 11:27, archived)
# maybe it's a 60-year old Lady Di
4 eva in r harts
(, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 11:45, archived)
# Lucille Ball officially
Unofficially Scary Lucy
(, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 19:38, archived)
# Haha!
(, Sat 3 Jul 2021, 16:44, archived)
# Accidental Goatse
(, Thu 1 Jul 2021, 12:50, archived)
# Is Amazon having a joke?
(, Thu 1 Jul 2021, 14:17, archived)
# I dunno, that's bit of a stretch
(, Thu 1 Jul 2021, 15:29, archived)
# needs the wedding ring ftw
(, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 11:02, archived)
# Thumbs down and wedding ring...
...or it's not the real deal
(, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 15:29, archived)
# We can do much better than this.
(, Thu 1 Jul 2021, 9:40, archived)
# He's more machine now than man, twisted and evil
(, Thu 1 Jul 2021, 10:15, archived)
# That is beautiful
(, Thu 1 Jul 2021, 10:31, archived)
# why won't he just explode???
(, Thu 1 Jul 2021, 10:46, archived)
# Am I in one of Catnipppp's cheese dreams again?
(, Thu 1 Jul 2021, 13:01, archived)
# THE JEWS
(, Thu 1 Jul 2021, 15:08, archived)
# The torch is passed
(, Thu 1 Jul 2021, 15:58, archived)
# -passed +a soros-organized false flag Jewish space laser operation
(, Thu 1 Jul 2021, 23:49, archived)
# +that vaporised my unattended footwear
(, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 0:32, archived)
# You're right, no human being would vapourise footwear like this.
(, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 8:29, archived)
# SHEEPLE etc
(, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 20:26, archived)
# probably mate
(, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 1:02, archived)
# Wowzers
(, Thu 1 Jul 2021, 22:56, archived)
# What are you? 4?
(, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 22:29, archived)
# Early draft

Click for bigger (286 kb)
(, Thu 1 Jul 2021, 9:21, archived)
# L33t Photoshop skillz there
(, Thu 1 Jul 2021, 9:47, archived)
# *Sun editor's voice* "You're hired! Underling who did the Harry Caine shite, you're sacked!"
(, Thu 1 Jul 2021, 11:03, archived)
# We're going to thrash Ukraine until chernobyl fall out
(, Thu 1 Jul 2021, 11:59, archived)
# Does anyone have any insight into Shannon’s shock ‘exit’? Are there any photos of her ‘exit’ on page 3?
(, Thu 1 Jul 2021, 15:10, archived)
# Yes, right next to photos of her entrance
(, Thu 1 Jul 2021, 15:40, archived)
# Hahahah!
(, Thu 1 Jul 2021, 18:04, archived)
# {:-D
(, Sat 3 Jul 2021, 17:08, archived)
# I just want the power to lower prices :(
(, Thu 1 Jul 2021, 23:45, archived)

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