me when someone says that maybe the art I do is too culturally niche to be broadly successful
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Sun 6 Nov 2022, 21:09,
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Why are you always eating, Ro-land?
(Big love to Janet St Clair...)
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Sun 6 Nov 2022, 21:40,
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A pale yellowy brown apart from the obligatory black coloured crisp?
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Mon 7 Nov 2022, 13:39,
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Are you okay? You seem quite bitter and confrontational. You don't appear to be having much fun, is what I'm noticing.
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Sun 6 Nov 2022, 22:28,
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Kangaroo penis is an horrifying sight
Though not so much when you are a female roo (whose vagina is also disturbing)
I feel I am way too much into kangaroo genitalia.
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Sun 6 Nov 2022, 11:52,
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I feel I am way too much into kangaroo genitalia.
There are two E's in wookiee, and the site already exists since 2005,
but other than that, great job!
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Sun 6 Nov 2022, 15:36,
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excellent
Kris Kross suddenly appear when you use Wikipedia and make you... jump!
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Sun 6 Nov 2022, 17:03,
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I am aghast at the perfidity of this affront. I can assure you this establishment shall not be patronized any further be yours truely
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Sat 5 Nov 2022, 18:32,
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Are you okay? You seem quite bitter and confrontational. You don't appear to be having much fun, is what I'm noticing.
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Sat 5 Nov 2022, 19:36,
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Now can you do a semi nude man in a window as well so there isn't a biased lack of rigidity
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Sat 5 Nov 2022, 20:17,
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So bitter!
He shouldn't do a naked man unless he wants the homophobic moderator to linkify it.
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Sat 5 Nov 2022, 20:20,
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Please go easy on the misandric "I would" type posts whenever a picture of an attractive male is posted on the board.
Not only can it get a bit tiresome, but it can be intimidating and unwelcoming for a lot of gentleman boarders. Besides, even if you would, he probably wouldn't.
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Sat 5 Nov 2022, 20:29,
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Well noticed.
Yes, as I was saying last night, the rules are written with this inherent bias.
The picture seems to contradict this flimsy argument made last night, by the way.
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Sat 5 Nov 2022, 20:31,
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The picture seems to contradict this flimsy argument made last night, by the way.
Are you okay? You seem quite bitter and confrontational. You don't appear to be having much fun, is what I'm noticing.
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Sat 5 Nov 2022, 21:58,
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This image is hardly going to be mistaken for pornography though is it
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Sat 5 Nov 2022, 21:11,
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No I'm fairly sure that if someone posted a photo of a woman with barely-concealed tits and arse, that would swiftly get turned into a link as well.
Just imagine that I've repeated this quote several times, like resident schoolgirl bully Chumps.
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Sat 5 Nov 2022, 21:38,
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I'm only quoting a B3ta forum member who is known for his/her compassionate views.
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Sat 5 Nov 2022, 22:03,
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Oh well you should definitely keep trying your very, very best to belittle them, then.
We don't want compassionate influences around here, do we?
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Sat 5 Nov 2022, 22:31,
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And are you okay? You seem quite bitter and confrontational. You don't appear to be having much fun, is what I'm noticing.
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Sat 5 Nov 2022, 22:05,
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You guys should go to /talk...
...you'd fit in nicely there.
Tell Mongychops I sent you.
He loves me.
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Sat 5 Nov 2022, 22:49,
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Tell Mongychops I sent you.
He loves me.
The talk board got deleted, shame, you'll just have to resolve it on this one
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Sat 5 Nov 2022, 22:52,
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Yo I don't hang out with those guys. Man I ain't got nothin to do with those dudes.
Man, I saw your female with them too, what's up with her? I been hearin that she's been givin that stuff out to all them graffiti guys.
Yo, shut the fuck up, chico man!
I could paint three o' those murals for some o' dat ass...
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Sat 5 Nov 2022, 23:05,
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Man, I saw your female with them too, what's up with her? I been hearin that she's been givin that stuff out to all them graffiti guys.
Yo, shut the fuck up, chico man!
I could paint three o' those murals for some o' dat ass...
That’s not reeves though. That’s Tim Daly voice actor for animated series.
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Sat 5 Nov 2022, 15:38,
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It was the style of the time, apparently.
I was torn between using a picture from the Saint & Greavsie era or from his footballing days, so opted for this intermediate state where he had both hair and moustache.
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Sun 6 Nov 2022, 16:31,
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Well that is certainly an unusual exclamation from you mr horrible
Very happy you are not well hung with arsenoob bradildo (my second only block-a-cunt)
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Fri 4 Nov 2022, 23:23,
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Can anyone remember?
I'm trying to help a dude on the internet remember a cover of "We didn't start the fire". I remember there was a political viral video a couple of years ago with lyrics either about Covid or Johnson being a bellend. It's quite possible a B3tan might even have helped create it. Does anyone remember this and can provide a link?
Thanks!
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Fri 4 Nov 2022, 22:00,
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I'm trying to help a dude on the internet remember a cover of "We didn't start the fire". I remember there was a political viral video a couple of years ago with lyrics either about Covid or Johnson being a bellend. It's quite possible a B3tan might even have helped create it. Does anyone remember this and can provide a link?
Thanks!
HaHa!
Fuck that's an old forgotten memory right there! It's good, but it's not right...
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Fri 4 Nov 2022, 22:16,
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Fuck that's an old forgotten memory right there! It's good, but it's not right...
Ah thanks
Definitely not Casseteboy as it wasn't edited like that but Swedemason was a name I was trying to remember, you could be on to something, cheers!
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Fri 4 Nov 2022, 22:42,
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Definitely not Casseteboy as it wasn't edited like that but Swedemason was a name I was trying to remember, you could be on to something, cheers!
This will linger in my brain
I've got fragmented memories of viewing it too (maybe on TV)
Please let me know if you resolve it - Good luck with this noble quest!
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Fri 4 Nov 2022, 22:53,
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Please let me know if you resolve it - Good luck with this noble quest!
Cheers
It might have been shown on TV but I definitely saw it on YouTube shared a fair bit on Facebook.
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Fri 4 Nov 2022, 22:57,
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It might have been shown on TV but I definitely saw it on YouTube shared a fair bit on Facebook.
I'm stepping away tonight, my head-canon is beating search results
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This is close enough for me to move on
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ut6CpuRXlnA
Goodnight B3ta
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Fri 4 Nov 2022, 23:03,
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Goodnight B3ta
Thanks
A couple are really close but just not quite there. Thanks for the help.
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Fri 4 Nov 2022, 23:22,
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A couple are really close but just not quite there. Thanks for the help.
Might look as though you're wanking to Excel, confusingly.
While being watched by a paperclip.
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Sat 5 Nov 2022, 22:23,
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What search term did you use to find the source image?
Asking for a forum chum.
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Fri 4 Nov 2022, 14:35,
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It looks like this one is fashion photography rather than softcore/glamour/candid.
You're really good at this by the way, and everybody feels enormous pride on your behalf.
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Fri 4 Nov 2022, 14:38,
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They should either just ban it all or allow it all, because a lack of rigid rules makes me anxious
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Fri 4 Nov 2022, 16:27,
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The lack of rigidity is not the problem.
It's the biased way that the rules are written, interpreted and enforced. Tits and bums=okay. Crudely drawn erections=okay. Naked man with no erect penises on display=not okay. The same naked man with a green tint and a lolstartrek headswap=okay.
Ridiculing me will not make the rules less worthy of ridicule. This is the hill I want to dry on and I rest my face.
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Fri 4 Nov 2022, 17:22,
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Ridiculing me will not make the rules less worthy of ridicule. This is the hill I want to dry on and I rest my face.
No I'm fairly sure that if someone posted a photo of a woman with barely-concealed tits and arse, that would swiftly get turned into a link as well.
If it could be mistaken for porn from a distance, it is not safe to show on a site people browse in the office on their lunch break.
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Fri 4 Nov 2022, 17:51,
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New Image Challenge
Post stuff that might possibly get linked - the naughtiest pic not to get linked wins?!?!
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Fri 4 Nov 2022, 19:46,
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I'm sure we can all agree with the fact that the rules are silly and worthy of ridicule.
They are also very easy to comprehend, except by you, because - ironically - you are also silly and worthy of ridicule.
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Fri 4 Nov 2022, 17:52,
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I find it odd that you insist that I don't understand them.
Are you okay? You seem quite bitter and confrontational. You don't appear to be having much fun, is what I'm noticing.
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Fri 4 Nov 2022, 18:07,
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Are you okay? You seem quite bitter and confrontational. You don't appear to be having much fun, is what I'm noticing
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Fri 4 Nov 2022, 19:04,
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I promise you that having pointless internet arguments is my idea of fun!
I'd hate to be having fun at the expense of someone who can't enjoy themselves in the same way, that's all.
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Fri 4 Nov 2022, 19:13,
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If I reply to this will you reply with more zs again like last time?
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Fri 4 Nov 2022, 19:41,
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Are you okay? You seem quite bitter and confrontational. You don't appear to be having much fun, is what I'm noticing
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Fri 4 Nov 2022, 23:12,
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Banana Republic / GAP
bananarepublicfactory.gapfactory.com/browse/product.do?pid=429242001
The 13yo wanker in me likes to have a browse from time to time
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Fri 4 Nov 2022, 14:52,
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The 13yo wanker in me likes to have a browse from time to time
OK it's no Famous & Barr Christmas catalogue's lingerie section, but it will do.
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Fri 4 Nov 2022, 14:53,
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The more I look at this the more I
laugh wank snort cry think arseboon dilbaro.
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Fri 4 Nov 2022, 15:03,
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NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - BREAK THE INTERNET
As Elon Musk threatens massive changes to Twitter that have him being attacked from all sides, what badly thought through ideas do you have for other websites?
Audiences for YouTube? A check out lady scanning your items on Amazon? Break the functionality of the internet!
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Fri 4 Nov 2022, 11:29,
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As Elon Musk threatens massive changes to Twitter that have him being attacked from all sides, what badly thought through ideas do you have for other websites?
Audiences for YouTube? A check out lady scanning your items on Amazon? Break the functionality of the internet!
Break the functionality of the internet, you say?
Click for bigger (13 kb)
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Fri 4 Nov 2022, 11:53,
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Quite right.
Your first challenge is to eat the rotting corpse of 79 year old Jane Shithouse, who sadly passed away from a Covid19 related illness sometime last year.
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Fri 4 Nov 2022, 8:37,
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hopefully they will introduce an option to keep him there permanently
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Fri 4 Nov 2022, 10:35,
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Here is my pitch:
The entire Conservative party are dropped on to a mysterious Island somewhere in the Pacific ocean. They are pitched into random groups of seven and tasked with surviving by any means necessary. In the end, the winning group of seven must battle each other to become Prime Minister.
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Fri 4 Nov 2022, 10:52,
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Priti Patel cooking 'Island Surprise' whilst Michael Gove slowly goes mad in a makeshift hut
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Fri 4 Nov 2022, 12:12,
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The Man With A Giant Orange For A Head
Did a picture of my favourite joke
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Fri 4 Nov 2022, 8:05,
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Did a picture of my favourite joke
This is fine, right?
I hope so because, as you can see, this took ages.
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Thu 3 Nov 2022, 19:41,
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I hope so because, as you can see, this took ages.
Well apart from an oviparous creature having nipples and a navel.
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Thu 3 Nov 2022, 19:47,
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Well yeah.
The nipples could be forgiven, as there are egg laying creatures that breast feed.
The belly button is a little more problematic, but one could imagine ways in which an egg-hatched species could have one.
For example, if the Gorn are somewhat like the Pierson's Puppeteer they might reproduce by infecting the eggs of another species with a larval parasite, the host acting as a kind of mother/placental mass which the larval Gorn connects to via umbilical cord.
Alternatively, one Gorn egg could initially contain several Gorns, each connected umbilically to each other or all to a common starting point.
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Thu 3 Nov 2022, 19:54,
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The belly button is a little more problematic, but one could imagine ways in which an egg-hatched species could have one.
For example, if the Gorn are somewhat like the Pierson's Puppeteer they might reproduce by infecting the eggs of another species with a larval parasite, the host acting as a kind of mother/placental mass which the larval Gorn connects to via umbilical cord.
Alternatively, one Gorn egg could initially contain several Gorns, each connected umbilically to each other or all to a common starting point.
Platypuses don’t have nipples.
Also, we don’t talk about SNW Gorn.
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Thu 3 Nov 2022, 20:44,
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Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo, buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo, buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo.
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Thu 3 Nov 2022, 22:09,
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Monotremes generally don't but they do kind of lactate from kind of mammary glands,
so it isn't a great stretch to imagine a titted egg layer.
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Thu 3 Nov 2022, 22:14,
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You understand that a lamp looks no more like a penis than a worm with a crudely drawn gnome on it though, right?
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Thu 3 Nov 2022, 22:19,
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Hide the head and it's just as pornographic to people that don't see colour
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Thu 3 Nov 2022, 22:31,
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Is this why colorblind people are so angry and aggressive all the time that aren't even allowed to join the armed forces?
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Thu 3 Nov 2022, 23:03,
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I genuinely can't work out if you're being deliberately obtuse or not.
I mean, you've been here long enough to have seen this discussed to death on here, as have I. It's spelled out in the FAQ: b3ta.com/features/faq/#nsfw
If you really can't grasp the concept of why some things which are genuinely explicit but don't look it are 'allowed', and other things which aren't genuinely explicit are 'not allowed', then either you're pretending to be thick because you're a troll or you're genuinely that thick. Either way, as before, there's no point trying to engage with you further, because you're a fucking prick whichever it is.
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Thu 3 Nov 2022, 22:45,
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If you really can't grasp the concept of why some things which are genuinely explicit but don't look it are 'allowed', and other things which aren't genuinely explicit are 'not allowed', then either you're pretending to be thick because you're a troll or you're genuinely that thick. Either way, as before, there's no point trying to engage with you further, because you're a fucking prick whichever it is.
lol
OBTUSE!
My understanding of what is and isn't pornographic, and my understanding and interpretation of the rules is probably quite different to yours. Whose opinion is more or less valid is highly subjective, not least because the rules are abstract and deliberately vague.
I notice a certain bias in the enforcement of the rules and even in the rules themselves. Please understand, my educated, nuanced awareness of the rules and their implementation is not necessarily better than yours, but, with all respect due your established forum membership, with all respect due your eminent skills and countless accomplishments in the field of puerile art, and without prejudice, I honestly believe that your position would be closer to mine were you not a silly floppy titty smelly willy bum poo face.
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Thu 3 Nov 2022, 23:26,
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My understanding of what is and isn't pornographic, and my understanding and interpretation of the rules is probably quite different to yours. Whose opinion is more or less valid is highly subjective, not least because the rules are abstract and deliberately vague.
I notice a certain bias in the enforcement of the rules and even in the rules themselves. Please understand, my educated, nuanced awareness of the rules and their implementation is not necessarily better than yours, but, with all respect due your established forum membership, with all respect due your eminent skills and countless accomplishments in the field of puerile art, and without prejudice, I honestly believe that your position would be closer to mine were you not a silly floppy titty smelly willy bum poo face.
you're the worst of the lot
but I cant stay mad at you, you have such sweet cheeks
I reckon instead of thinking about it as an obligation, think of it as a courtesy. If that hardcase Jane from HR is walking past, is this something that might get a fellow b3tan in trouble if she sees it on their screen, without them having to defend themselves later on "I know it looks like gay porn, but see, it's got a brain slug instead of a cock". They can still see it with nsfw, it's just letting them choose to click on it when the coast is clear
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Fri 4 Nov 2022, 2:34,
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I reckon instead of thinking about it as an obligation, think of it as a courtesy. If that hardcase Jane from HR is walking past, is this something that might get a fellow b3tan in trouble if she sees it on their screen, without them having to defend themselves later on "I know it looks like gay porn, but see, it's got a brain slug instead of a cock". They can still see it with nsfw, it's just letting them choose to click on it when the coast is clear
Awwww.
Adorable.
Albeit on the wrong side in the current conflict ;)
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Thu 3 Nov 2022, 22:45,
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Albeit on the wrong side in the current conflict ;)
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