(brbMonkhouse Stampede,
Sat 5 Nov 2022, 20:19,
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arseboon dilbaro?
(arseboon dilbaroarseboon dilbaro,
Sat 5 Nov 2022, 22:28,
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Now can you do a semi nude man in a window as well so there isn't a biased lack of rigidity
(Turtle Power& Knuckles,
Sat 5 Nov 2022, 20:17,
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So bitter!
He shouldn't do a naked man unless he wants the homophobic moderator to linkify it.
(brbMonkhouse Stampede,
Sat 5 Nov 2022, 20:20,
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Please go easy on the misandric "I would" type posts whenever a picture of an attractive male is posted on the board.
Not only can it get a bit tiresome, but it can be intimidating and unwelcoming for a lot of gentleman boarders. Besides, even if you would, he probably wouldn't.
(Turtle Power& Knuckles,
Sat 5 Nov 2022, 20:29,
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Well noticed.
Yes, as I was saying last night, the rules are written with this inherent bias.
The picture seems to contradict this flimsy argument made last night, by the way.
(brbMonkhouse Stampede,
Sat 5 Nov 2022, 20:31,
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You don't like it?.....TGTFO.
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 5 Nov 2022, 20:54,
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LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT
I still fucking love that gaffer tape.
(brbMonkhouse Stampede,
Sat 5 Nov 2022, 21:01,
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Are you okay? You seem quite bitter and confrontational. You don't appear to be having much fun, is what I'm noticing.
(brbMonkhouse Stampede,
Sat 5 Nov 2022, 17:56,
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why is he impersonating Peter Wyngarde?
(Dick Wonderₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sat 5 Nov 2022, 19:30,
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It was the style of the time, apparently.
I was torn between using a picture from the Saint & Greavsie era or from his footballing days, so opted for this intermediate state where he had both hair and moustache.
(brbMonkhouse Stampede,
Sun 6 Nov 2022, 16:31,
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photo shopping, it's a funny old game
(Dick Wonderₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sun 6 Nov 2022, 17:05,
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(b0rk3dJokes are better than technique!,
Sat 5 Nov 2022, 6:15,
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and after all that
you didn't get the pun right
(JustHere4Coffeeremembers when all o' this were car parks,
Sat 5 Nov 2022, 8:24,
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FML
:(
(b0rk3dJokes are better than technique!,
Sat 5 Nov 2022, 9:00,
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TOAP Lols
(Cassius Krayfloats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Fri 4 Nov 2022, 22:41,
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( ͡⚆ ͜ʖ ͡⚆)╭∩╮
(mr horribleup yours, dickface,
Fri 4 Nov 2022, 22:47,
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<3
(Cassius Krayfloats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Sat 5 Nov 2022, 10:19,
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Can anyone remember?
I'm trying to help a dude on the internet remember a cover of "We didn't start the fire". I remember there was a political viral video a couple of years ago with lyrics either about Covid or Johnson being a bellend. It's quite possible a B3tan might even have helped create it. Does anyone remember this and can provide a link?
It looks like this one is fashion photography rather than softcore/glamour/candid.
You're really good at this by the way, and everybody feels enormous pride on your behalf.
(brbMonkhouse Stampede,
Fri 4 Nov 2022, 14:38,
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No more painting contests pedro, it bothers this one user
(Turtle Power& Knuckles,
Fri 4 Nov 2022, 14:56,
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They should either just ban it all or allow it all, because a lack of rigid rules makes me anxious
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 4 Nov 2022, 16:27,
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The lack of rigidity is not the problem.
It's the biased way that the rules are written, interpreted and enforced. Tits and bums=okay. Crudely drawn erections=okay. Naked man with no erect penises on display=not okay. The same naked man with a green tint and a lolstartrek headswap=okay.
Ridiculing me will not make the rules less worthy of ridicule. This is the hill I want to dry on and I rest my face.
(brbMonkhouse Stampede,
Fri 4 Nov 2022, 17:22,
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No I'm fairly sure that if someone posted a photo of a woman with barely-concealed tits and arse, that would swiftly get turned into a link as well.
If it could be mistaken for porn from a distance, it is not safe to show on a site people browse in the office on their lunch break.
(Turtle Power& Knuckles,
Fri 4 Nov 2022, 17:51,
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sorry, where's the link?
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 4 Nov 2022, 18:03,
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(OctoI ruin everything.,
Fri 4 Nov 2022, 14:15,
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(ShallowzHas Aspirations Syndrome,
Fri 4 Nov 2022, 23:42,
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The more I look at this the more I
laugh wank snort cry think arseboon dilbaro.
(mr horribleup yours, dickface,
Fri 4 Nov 2022, 15:03,
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NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - BREAK THE INTERNET
As Elon Musk threatens massive changes to Twitter that have him being attacked from all sides, what badly thought through ideas do you have for other websites? Audiences for YouTube? A check out lady scanning your items on Amazon? Break the functionality of the internet!
(God- smiting mortals since 4004 BC,
Fri 4 Nov 2022, 11:29,
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Your first challenge is to eat the rotting corpse of 79 year old Jane Shithouse, who sadly passed away from a Covid19 related illness sometime last year.
(OctoI ruin everything.,
Fri 4 Nov 2022, 8:37,
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The entire Conservative party are dropped on to a mysterious Island somewhere in the Pacific ocean. They are pitched into random groups of seven and tasked with surviving by any means necessary. In the end, the winning group of seven must battle each other to become Prime Minister.
(OctoI ruin everything.,
Fri 4 Nov 2022, 10:52,
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(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 4 Nov 2022, 18:19,
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I like that joke too.
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 4 Nov 2022, 10:47,
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This is fine, right?
I hope so because, as you can see, this took ages.
(brbMonkhouse Stampede,
Thu 3 Nov 2022, 19:41,
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Well apart from an oviparous creature having nipples and a navel.
(jonbobloves you,
Thu 3 Nov 2022, 19:47,
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Well yeah.
The nipples could be forgiven, as there are egg laying creatures that breast feed.
The belly button is a little more problematic, but one could imagine ways in which an egg-hatched species could have one.
For example, if the Gorn are somewhat like the Pierson's Puppeteer they might reproduce by infecting the eggs of another species with a larval parasite, the host acting as a kind of mother/placental mass which the larval Gorn connects to via umbilical cord.
Alternatively, one Gorn egg could initially contain several Gorns, each connected umbilically to each other or all to a common starting point.
(brbMonkhouse Stampede,
Thu 3 Nov 2022, 19:54,
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Platypuses don’t have nipples.
Also, we don’t talk about SNW Gorn.
(jonbobloves you,
Thu 3 Nov 2022, 20:44,
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Platypii, surely?
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 3 Nov 2022, 21:47,
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Comes from Greek, not Latin.
So no.
(jonbobloves you,
Thu 3 Nov 2022, 22:01,
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I know plenty of Latin platypii
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 3 Nov 2022, 23:05,
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Not this one
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 3 Nov 2022, 23:14,
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Platypodes, I think.
(Enzymeis powered by sunlight,
Thu 3 Nov 2022, 22:04,
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One buffalo,
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 3 Nov 2022, 22:07,
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You understand that a lamp looks no more like a penis than a worm with a crudely drawn gnome on it though, right?
(brbMonkhouse Stampede,
Thu 3 Nov 2022, 22:19,
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Hide the head and it's just as pornographic to people that don't see colour
(Turtle Power& Knuckles,
Thu 3 Nov 2022, 22:31,
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Is this why colorblind people are so angry and aggressive all the time that aren't even allowed to join the armed forces?
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 3 Nov 2022, 23:03,
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I genuinely can't work out if you're being deliberately obtuse or not.
I mean, you've been here long enough to have seen this discussed to death on here, as have I. It's spelled out in the FAQ: b3ta.com/features/faq/#nsfw
If you really can't grasp the concept of why some things which are genuinely explicit but don't look it are 'allowed', and other things which aren't genuinely explicit are 'not allowed', then either you're pretending to be thick because you're a troll or you're genuinely that thick. Either way, as before, there's no point trying to engage with you further, because you're a fucking prick whichever it is.
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 3 Nov 2022, 23:09,
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( ಠ‿<)
(mr horribleup yours, dickface,
Thu 3 Nov 2022, 23:19,
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I think you mean a fucking stupid fucking cunt
(mr horribleup yours, dickface,
Thu 3 Nov 2022, 23:20,
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lol
OBTUSE!
My understanding of what is and isn't pornographic, and my understanding and interpretation of the rules is probably quite different to yours. Whose opinion is more or less valid is highly subjective, not least because the rules are abstract and deliberately vague.
I notice a certain bias in the enforcement of the rules and even in the rules themselves. Please understand, my educated, nuanced awareness of the rules and their implementation is not necessarily better than yours, but, with all respect due your established forum membership, with all respect due your eminent skills and countless accomplishments in the field of puerile art, and without prejudice, I honestly believe that your position would be closer to mine were you not a silly floppy titty smelly willy bum poo face.
(brbMonkhouse Stampede,
Thu 3 Nov 2022, 23:26,
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arseboon dilbaro
(mr horribleup yours, dickface,
Thu 3 Nov 2022, 23:33,
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whoa it's getting ugly in here.......*popcorn* OxO
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 3 Nov 2022, 23:33,
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you're the worst of the lot
but I cant stay mad at you, you have such sweet cheeks I reckon instead of thinking about it as an obligation, think of it as a courtesy. If that hardcase Jane from HR is walking past, is this something that might get a fellow b3tan in trouble if she sees it on their screen, without them having to defend themselves later on "I know it looks like gay porn, but see, it's got a brain slug instead of a cock". They can still see it with nsfw, it's just letting them choose to click on it when the coast is clear
(cumquat maywill not be commenting further on the allegations,
Fri 4 Nov 2022, 2:34,
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I’m the worst?…….\o/ YES! …..Mission Accomplished.
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 4 Nov 2022, 17:06,
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yes
(Woodkovsky☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁,
Thu 3 Nov 2022, 22:29,
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Sexy
(mr horribleup yours, dickface,
Thu 3 Nov 2022, 22:44,
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Most Amazing Wank ever was had *****
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 3 Nov 2022, 23:22,
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(‿ˠ‿)( ͡⚆ ͜ʖ ͡⚆ )(‿ˠ‿)
(mr horribleup yours, dickface,
Thu 3 Nov 2022, 23:23,
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