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# At the early Dyson test facility...

clicky slighty bigger
No no no, you stupid bint, I said "vacuum the MAT" for fucks sake
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:57, archived)
# Snigger.
Splendid cat/Dyson interfacing.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:01, archived)
# woo
to that!
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:02, archived)
# excellent, excellent...
poor kitty looks petrified
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:03, archived)
# I know one young lady
who will spaz when she sees that in the spazz... WYH
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:06, archived)
# And she
loves you
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:09, archived)
# Ya think?
Probably just as well I love her back then?

At least she's interested in the whole me, and not just my beard like some people... :-{)>
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:20, archived)
# God I'm such
a beard tart, its un-true.

Just promise me one thing?
Make her scratch your beard good and proper
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:32, archived)
# hahaha
class
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:11, archived)
# haha - thats great!
you mixed the old & new, and chucked in a kitten for good measure:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:36, archived)
# bored and reusing yesterdays hummus
(I helped save b3ta! Fonz, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:55, archived)
# yay!
I like sciffy!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:58, archived)
# very nice
very nice indeed...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:59, archived)
# nice
:)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:59, archived)
# Woo yay. THREADJACK
Who else is beavering away at their M3taTweening? I'm quite pleased with mine so far...
(_, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:59, archived)
# *gingerly puts up hand*
erm, please miss, what's m3tatweening? i was sick that lesson...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:01, archived)
# yeah
what's m3tatweening?
(I helped save b3ta! Fonz, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:02, archived)
# Fnord's organising the creation
of a Huuuuge anim gif by giving people 2 keyframes each and letting them fill in the gaps.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:09, archived)
# your all geeks
;)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:11, archived)
# sorry that we aren't cool
enough for you.
perhaps you should chat to your p*pbitch friends instead ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:18, archived)
# yeah well...
your all gay....=P
(Ellis, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:23, archived)
# if i had friends
i wouldn't be here, drunk, on my own...;)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:25, archived)
# Since you put it so gingerly,
here you go.

(we're making a big animation by filling in the gaps between frames).
(_, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:06, archived)
# It's a bloody nightmare!
Mine's going very "odd"
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:01, archived)
# Odd
is the new Good........or something........
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:03, archived)
# Not when you see mine.
That's "odd", not "good"
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:04, archived)
# just finished mine
I spent a long time trying to work out how to do it but got on OK as soon as I just plumped for it. Working back from the end is pretty confusing!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:02, archived)
# I
sort of had a rough one done yesterday but in the pub last night sat there just thinking it needed summat else , finished it earlier today:)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:04, archived)
# I gave up on mine last night
but now you have me all inspired again. To work!
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:07, archived)
# yay, that's the spirit!
I'm intrigued to see what plot devices people are going to be using on these. I've not seen how good the other images are though, so not sure how limiting they are! Mine turned out a little Terry Gilliam!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:12, archived)
# Woo!
8D
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:09, archived)
# Bright Eyes...
(I helped save b3ta! vbloke OLDSKOOL, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:53, archived)
# frith
is it really uou?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:55, archived)
# *
i was just in frith st soho tonight. there is a bar there open till 3 that does pints. very cool
(norman bates, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:07, archived)
# you know there's another user called NormanBates
with a different user number, so expect people to get you confused. Or think you're a bit pschizophrenic ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:11, archived)
# *
well,


where is he now ?

(norman bates, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:13, archived)
# he's
with mother...
(I helped save b3ta! vbloke OLDSKOOL, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:16, archived)
# he was here a few hours ago
but currently he's in the lounge i expect.
Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:19, archived)
# heh heh
...when do we get the polar bear icons back ?
(I helped save b3ta! JJ, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:56, archived)
# it's twelfth night tomorrow
i'd imagine then
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:57, archived)
# Yes 12 days of Christmas ends tomorrow
Get it while it's hot!
www.milkthebridge.co.uk/christmas/12.swf
/shameless repost
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:59, archived)
# 12th day of christmas surely!
umm is that today?
(I helped save b3ta! Fonz, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:58, archived)
# buuuurniiing like fiire..
WOO YAY to that!
I love that film.


Bloody scary when you're a wee babby, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:57, archived)
# don't know why, but...
it reminds me of this...
(I helped save b3ta! vbloke OLDSKOOL, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:07, archived)
# made me laugh the first time
and it made me laugh again. that is top :)
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:10, archived)
#
eyethankewe
(I helped save b3ta! vbloke OLDSKOOL, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:14, archived)
# does anyone remember that
animation, with george bush, done in the style of a childs drawing, with a voice over? anyone got a linky poo?
(Naughty Tortoise, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:50, archived)
# google
'bush flash kids' maybe. It's what i'd try.
I'll try it now... not found it, there is this modernhumorist.com/bush/ not really what you're after though.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:51, archived)
#
www.drparsons.fsnet.co.uk/georg.html
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:51, archived)
# give that
bananaman some pie! that was quick
i remember it from my early pre registered lurking days
(mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:54, archived)
# yep
he da'manaman
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:55, archived)
# thats a
hell of a profile page you've got there!
(mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:59, archived)
# That is a truly
beeeeeeutiful WY.

Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Boot I want to know what you meant, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:40, archived)
# yeah, very good..
..how is that done ?

external loading of css ?


/edit never mind - i see ¦¬)
(I helped save b3ta! JJ, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:03, archived)
# the big flash thing you mean?
i'm not toally sure. I had the flash code but it only came out as a really tiny 200 pixel thing then i tried deleting bits and eventually started hacking away randomly trying to make soem text disappear for opera viewers and suddenly it came up all huge like that which was just how i wanted it.
The rest is css fiddling though yeah.
Again da'nanaman is the person to ask about that.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:08, archived)
# thats ok...
..me very good at html/css

thanx

:)


/edit - coz i don't have 'front page' tables, its bugger to work out wat css bit does wat - any clues ?
(I helped save b3ta! JJ, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:09, archived)
# and thank
artamnesia for css profiles, she was the first one to do it
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:14, archived)
# it was very big in opera all along
by the way. but you had loads of the things
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:13, archived)
# I love
Aphex Twin.

That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Herr Tezcat, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:15, archived)
# its still funny!!
wheeeee! all the bad guys are ded
(Naughty Tortoise, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:58, archived)
# voice
over? I dont hear it?
(Ellis, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:58, archived)
# it
never had one
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:59, archived)
# oakey
doak, still terribly funny though
(Ellis, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:00, archived)
# yeah, memory can be distorted
i probably just remember my 'george bush is stupid' voice i put on while reading it
(Naughty Tortoise, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:13, archived)
# Um
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:50, archived)
# You
beauty
(_, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:51, archived)
# that is the greatest thing
ever devised.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:51, archived)
# heh heh.
Why me laff?
The Pope's pissed himself there hasn't he.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:54, archived)
# to me it makes no sense
but i still love it.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:54, archived)
# hi cockalorum
you are the master of movie woo yays!
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:58, archived)
# utterly
bonkers !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:58, archived)
# is there
a hidden meaning behind this?
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:33, archived)
# Probably.
I got quite worried as I was doing it and decided to stop before it got out of control.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:40, archived)
# Ladies and Gents I present to you...


...The All New Fear.

This scares me far more than the original.

Oh and btw, 1st pic, be kind.
(Mr Magister, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:49, archived)
# arrrrrghj
trippy. maybe i should lie down for a bit. i'm seeing it animate all swirly like with the pihnks and greens
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:52, archived)
# the fear
the fear the fear the fear the fe... oh it's kinda cute actually
(I helped save b3ta! kikilookeylikey, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:52, archived)
# Hoobacious !
And welcome :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:52, archived)
# Happy New Fear
to everybody
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:53, archived)
# Cute?
No... no, no, no. They're not cute.

You know when you get your Christmas Radio Times (or your personal choice) and you circle what you want to watch?

Well, the past two years I've also had to score out "The Hoobs" every single day of the Xmas fortnight. They terrify me. Recognise their evil. Now!
(Mr Magister, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:56, archived)
# the hoobifear?
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:54, archived)
# another animation
my second ever, i really need improving these skills!

any suggestions on improving the sizes of these files?
im sorry for the size.
(keiran, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:47, archived)
# Options:
Smaller image size

smaller palette size

lower dither - 50% usually looks as good as 100%, but with a saving of 10kb possible on even a small 50kb pic

less detailed pic - if you're using PS/IR, use the lossy options in the optimisation settings to strip out a little unnecessary detail.

less stuff changing - the echoes of "you smell" is cool-looking, but adds a couple of ks...

p.s. wooyay
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:49, archived)
# c'mon
according to opera, it's only 43bytes
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:53, archived)
# I
don't actually believe that...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:54, archived)
# no
neither do i.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:56, archived)
# my version of winfrey
says it's 183kb. i think mine is closer to the truth
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:57, archived)
# ah
but is that version7? i refuse to use it till i can make it pretty
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:58, archived)
# mine now says
85k
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:00, archived)
# chortle
i changed it sorry, its still big, but it's almost 100k difference!
(keiran, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:01, archived)
# I think I'm using 7
and I have Windows XP so everything looks pretty.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:00, archived)
# no
i have to echo what spacefish first said when i got him to try it "eeewwwwwww, it mings".

i want version7 to look like i have version6 looking.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:01, archived)
# I've never used 6 so I'm none the wiser
So far I'm very impressed. Tab browsing has changed my life ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:03, archived)
# just wait till you get to mouse gestures
no need to reach over to f5 at all, just hold the right button and move the mouse up then down
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:11, archived)
# I browse from m3ss3ng3r
but mouse gestures sound very cool!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:22, archived)
# because this

is a massive 1.2K, and they don't come much simpler.
ah, it's 183K now, seems much more sensible. cutting the image dimensions to about 200-280 pixels makes the biggest difference to file size...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:58, archived)
# said
it before and i'll say it again..."I love that dog !"
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:06, archived)
# how about this?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:14, archived)
# it features the first noticed example of
'rabbit heads look like duck heads from another angle'
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:15, archived)
# Reduce the size of the image
reduce the number of colours used.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:49, archived)
# Here


16k
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:58, archived)
# ooh
thank you!
(keiran, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:59, archived)
# Sure
.decrease amount of colors
.decrease actual dimensions
.increase lossiness (if necessary)
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:50, archived)
# God bless the Interweb
Just finished watching Jackass The Movie.

Nothing is funnier than watching Knoxville almost die.
(I helped save b3ta! LuftWaffle, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:44, archived)
# Unless it's seeing Steve-O's ass
yet again.
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:45, archived)
# Not true
Actually watching him die could be funnier...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:45, archived)
# Well, at least they do stupid stuff
so we dont have to.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:46, archived)
# Still having 'paper cut'
nightmares!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:45, archived)
# It's like You've Been Framed
without the lovely Lisa Riley!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:46, archived)
# It's like You've Been Framed
(shorty, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:53, archived)
# Phwwoooaaar.
.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:55, archived)
# I would
bwahahahahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:40, archived)
# where...
how...

link please for downloadin' jack ass movie


pleeese
(I helped save b3ta! JJ, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:48, archived)
# KaZaA
Probably. I'm downloading THE TUXEDO as we speak.

{{{ Broadband, Kazaa, Gf4s with TV out, and big tellys }}}
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:21, archived)
# Although it was well past their bedtime

they continued to beg, "Just one more time!"
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:40, archived)
# hehe
nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:43, archived)
# Hehe
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:43, archived)
# !
choice Spider-Woo!
(mdnc, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:48, archived)
# yes
i am running out of dvd's, so am having to take them from movies i've already used.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:50, archived)
# I'm almost scared to ask...
but I'll give you a Woo anyhow!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:44, archived)
# Sorry to threadjack Art... but I'm wondering where my pics are fer the Fnord thing
Do you have yours Tart Monkey?
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:44, archived)
# Fnord assigned me
two that I offered up so I know where mine are! I start at 13 and end at 14. If you got either of those, I can send them to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:46, archived)
# Ooops... checked my mail...
and there they were! I better get cracking tomorrow!!
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:49, archived)
# Awwwww.
Top ear tweaking.

[Edit: Pictures were e-mailed to me by Fnord. I have 20 and 21 - See what you mean.]
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:45, archived)
# Heheh
nice work on the ear
(techsmurf, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:46, archived)
# Yay !!
nice one :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:49, archived)
# This may be a little overdue

Thanks for the
hummus injection
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:42, archived)
# *
thought you'd all like to see inside my house. that's me and momma behind the bar.



but seriously, i am worried. i just had a beer with a friend. every week for the past few years he has been attending meetings. these meetings have a leader. all about the afterlife. he says when the leader releases his book it will go global. i try to tell him that the leader is a conman only interested in his own ends, and you are all his sheep. i ask my friend to ask the leader to prove any of the garbage he spouts. i seem to have no effect. does nayone know of a site that can 'unbrainwash' my friend ?

i know you all hate me blah blah blah, but if you know of anything that can help, that would be cool. my friend is a nice guy, but easily lead.

i just guess some people just need a leader...
(norman bates, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:37, archived)
# Oh hell
this is the fake norman with yet another leeched pic... Mods?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:38, archived)
# feed not
the troll and he shall surely starve......
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:40, archived)
# yup it is.
abuse/ignore/eat cake....your choice ;)
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:40, archived)
# no
i am the real norman, and i am eating scampi 'n' lemon nik naks, whaich are back by popular demand apparently, according to the packet. i mean, who actually rings the nik nak company and demands that they return scampi nik naks ?
(norman bates, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:40, archived)
# OI!
Christianity is not brainwashing!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:39, archived)
# err...
'fraid it is..... as ALL religions are
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:42, archived)
# not
like b3ta at all ;)
F5
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:43, archived)
# all bow down
and worship in the presence of the mighty F5!
(mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:45, archived)
# hehe
.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:45, archived)
# thankyou
flash bastard. all religions are utter crap. as is tarot reading and clairvoyants. a big industry designed for stressed people looking for an answer.

for those that are interested, go to this site. www.randi.org - this guy is giving away a million dollars to anyone that can prove the supernatural. no takers yet.

and oh yeah - uri gellar is a cnut
(norman bates, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:44, archived)
# Hey Norrie...
you're actually beginning to make sense... AND Randi is my kinda sceptic!
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:52, archived)
# *
james randi kicks ass.

my sister went to a psychic, and i sent her links about 'cold reading' and all that sh*t.

the amazing thing is, how can we as a species, in such a technologically advanced age, be still so reliant on utter shite like horoscopes and superstitions?

it annoys me a lot. magicians passing themselves off as 'gifted from god' is an insult. uri gellar should be shot.

i love magic btw.
(norman bates, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:56, archived)
# But
it is.

(techsmurf, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:44, archived)
# Don't apologise
For you speak wise words.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:46, archived)
# Mmmmkay
then.
(techsmurf, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:47, archived)
# .
One religions as bad as another
(I helped save b3ta! ratman, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:47, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Hahahahahaha!

Snort. Chuckle.

No, really, do go on.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:52, archived)
# perhaps your friend should ask his leader
if he can do anything with your dead brain
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:40, archived)
# Oi!
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:50, archived)
# oooh is that what
you were dying to use before but had no offenders? made me laugh. a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! kikilookeylikey, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:55, archived)
# Yup
That's the one.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:56, archived)
# although i laugh
it also makes me hang my head in shame cuz

i can't fucking hummus ¦¬(
(I helped save b3ta! kikilookeylikey, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:59, archived)
# Happens to all of us
at least by not posting other peoples' stuff and passing it off as your own you've got one thing; Pride.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:04, archived)
# *
I, NORMAN BATES, NEVER POST AN ORIGINAL IMAGE. THAT IS MY THING. GET USED TO IT.
(norman bates, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:57, archived)
# well
you won't impress many people here with an attitude like that.
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:02, archived)
# typical cock-fancier
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:36, archived)
# Sniff.
Sniff. Heh heh. Old man's cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:38, archived)
# He is only trying
to keep his pecker up!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:41, archived)
# not the best way
to look up an old bird....

woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:42, archived)
# Nice pic,
wheres your edPizza?
(techsmurf, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:43, archived)
# can't remeber now.
hmm, where did i have it last?...
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:56, archived)
# I'm up for some
Photoshop tennis! Someone serve!
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:34, archived)
# I'm struggling with my bit of the m3tab3tan at the moment...
I've done 30-odd frames, made myself giggle a lot, and still don't know quite how to get to my end frame. I suspect that the Pet Shop Boys might become involved.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:38, archived)
# Glad to see someone else...
....is struggling with the ending...
I'm lump at it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:39, archived)
# I'm getting ready
to lump it and resort to a morph.
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:41, archived)
# I'm working forwards from the start
Backwards from the end, and hope I can meet them up in the middle.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:43, archived)
# Oh that's
smart!
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:47, archived)
# yep...
I have 30 frames from the start, now I'm working back from the end. I need some really obvious and easily spotted homosexuals - Quentin Crisp is one, who else would people immediately spot as gay? (this is not a perjorative thing... just needed for visual punning)
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:47, archived)
# peter tatchell
(up a stick)
/brass eye/cocoashunters
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:49, archived)
# I was 50 frames in
before I even thought about working the end frame in.
But ended up with 62!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:44, archived)
# i heard about the beginnings of this m3tab3tan yesterday
what exactly is going on?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:40, archived)
# Ask Fnord...
or looky here:
www.fnord.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/anigif.htm
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:46, archived)
# it's a way of observing the b3ta consciousness by capturing a stream of it.
Each person only needs to go from 1 frame to another and not worry about the whole thing.
Then what emerges is something magical. (possibly)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:48, archived)
# can i still join
in?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:50, archived)
# yes e-mail me saying you want to
at beeb.net or blueyonder and you can take part in the next phase.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:59, archived)
# Fnord
You may have created a monster here.
It could technically last forever.. :)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:01, archived)
# i pondered closin gthe circle for each phase
but the prospect of it lastinfg forever proved too tempting :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:12, archived)
# what is the m3tab3tan?
sounds interesting
(mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:40, archived)
# yes
tell us more
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:46, archived)
# I've
done mine ;)

/smug

Sorry !!!!!

I edited it double quick !!...am I redeemed?
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:42, archived)
# Oi
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Joe, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:43, archived)
# Does Unicorn know
you've taken her picture in vain? :-)
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:46, archived)
# Don't know, sir
But I know she thinks that picture unflattering.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Joe, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:47, archived)
# and you persist in using it,
you heartless sod. :P
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:48, archived)
# Um. Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Joe, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:51, archived)
# she does now
*hides*


i think i look more amused than strict there, personally.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:48, archived)
# Not to be rude
but she kind of resembles Corey Feldman there (who is quite attractive of course).
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:48, archived)
# .
that's a man, isn't it?


*does some research* he is quite cute, actually. but i'd still prefer not to look like a man.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:49, archived)
# Well, sort of
you decide.
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:56, archived)
# That's a man?
Saints preserve us
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Joe, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:58, archived)
# it's probably the eyebrows.
i'll make more of an effort to be sexy and feminine next time. i promise.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:01, archived)
# serve
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:54, archived)
# awwwwwwwwww
i already served!
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:01, archived)
# im up for a game
just uploading my serve..... its nice and simple

Ok, its Here (too big 4 board)
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:59, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(acme, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:17, archived)
# Heh.
Students. Grrr
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:18, archived)
# Hurrah!
For student life
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:19, archived)
# i used to nick roadsigns
before i was a student.

i was still a scouser though, i spose...
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:20, archived)
# "before you were a student"...
Like, while you were in a pram?

I have one of those lovely collapsable roadworks signs somewhere, but the fun's gone out of it for me 'cause my bruv-in-law does public works so I can get them from the source...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:23, archived)
# I love my beer keg..


Not photoshopped... just stolen from a nearby student union.

Actually I think it's in the shed of the student house in question, so if you recognise the house (it's in Ipswich - but I ain't going to give a more precise address) - go have a look out back and see :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sack Sack - Norfolks laziest, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:27, archived)
# well, no
when i was a sixth-former. i had a big triangular one that said 'flood' and a smaller rectangle one that said 'pedestrians ->' and various cones.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:28, archived)
# ahh yes
that's a lovely communal hobby of all sixth formers.

we have a few metres of "warning - buried electric cable" tape, a "danger - works site entry" sign, and a fire hydrant marker - one of the huge concrete jobs with the yellow "H" plaque on it.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:33, archived)
# years ago
in Manchester (when I was a student) a bunch of us drunkenly pinched a big huge diversion sign, and for reasons that escape me were carrying it home. A dark blue van pulled up, so we decided that it was the police, who wanted to have some stern words with us. So we hurled the sign over a nearby garden wall, and started to sheepishly mill around. The bloke in the van wound down the window and asked us to (and I quote) 'Get that fucking sign out of my garden'.
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:39, archived)
# I
love Red Pandas !
And Red Pandas with cones on their heads generates a woo ! from me :)

edited due to unseen arse content upon first viewing !

(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:20, archived)
# Yeah,
Red Pandas rule, and thanks for the woo, most kind
(acme, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:21, archived)
# top woo!
was it you having trouble with a looping gif earlier?
if so... did you have any joy?
:)
(mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:31, archived)
# Aye !
I opened it in imageready (my first foray into IM I have to say) and managed to sort it there :)
Think I may actually try creating an anigif in IM now that I've had a dabble.
Thanks for asking :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:34, archived)
# glad you got sorted
i've only got the hang of ulead, i've got the psp one too, but it confuses me, i'll hopefully get tatty shop soon to try that out :)
(mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:36, archived)
# I
tried imageready when I got tattyplop but couldn't suss it out , so far I have got on well with uLead , just couldn't work out why it wouldn't stop looping , I even loaded all the frames in again as a new file and set it to non looping but it still wouldn't work!!
Might be a bug with my copy....
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:46, archived)
# ah well
more confusion coming my way soon then... :)
(mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:50, archived)
# Hahaha
But seeing as the pubs are open shouldn't the students be enjoying subsidised beer?
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Joe, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:20, archived)
# Some of us
have coursework due near the start of term.
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:22, archived)
# And this is helping to get it done
how?
*edit* Oh, sorry. That's not very fluffy is it? I said it with a little twinkle in my avuncular eye. And thanks are due to Freshlegs for that word.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Joe, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:23, archived)
# It's a 3 step work plan
Step 1: turn on computer

Step 2: double-click on MS Office

Step 3: cut and paste coursework from website

of course, it's getting past that first step that's tough!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:26, archived)
# I find that
1. I turn on computer

2. I go to b3ta to see what's happening

3. I realise it's the wee hours of the morning and go to bed.

Although today I typed in loads of receipts for the VAT return and raised an invoice. Yay for the invoice. Nay for the VAT return.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Joe, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:30, archived)
# Well
it's not, but Word is open and my experimental results are lying in front of me...
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:28, archived)
# woo yay
for pandas :D
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:24, archived)
# yay!
where was he on new year's eve when we needed him?
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:25, archived)
# I hate students ;-)
Lazy good for nothing layabouts...
Woo for pandas and that pic though!
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:31, archived)
# Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:16, archived)
# Wooooooooooooooooo!
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:16, archived)
# Houplaaaa!
Panowieeeeeeee!

Son of Furtive, perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:17, archived)
# mindpisss!
I looked at the pic, hit reply so I could say 'wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!' then saw the caption!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:17, archived)
# YeeeHaaaw!
Woo!
8D
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:17, archived)
# alnmost perfect
but you forgot his earsocks ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:18, archived)
# I was going
So I wont sign back in just for one message but that deserves a woo yay.....last laugh of the night I think
(Az The Spaz, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:18, archived)
# yes yes and yes!
look at his cheeky grin! Ursus SMARTimus mate
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:18, archived)
# Ooo-err!
blatant repost"
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:19, archived)
# wheeeeeeeeeeeee!
right click and save as to see how i feel. it's not an evil programme.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:18, archived)
# woo.bat
wasn't that a song by Hanson?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:19, archived)
# this is all this does
@echo off
cls
title Woo! Yay! Houpla!
:40
echo Woo! Yay! Houpla!
goto 40
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:20, archived)
# hehehe
ta! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:21, archived)
# Geek.,..
I like it :-)

is it Y2K compliant though?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:21, archived)
# i thought i'd better say what it does
in case anyone thought it was a format c: one.

it should be win2k compliant, if that counts
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:22, archived)
# The
caption says it all !

woo yay !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:18, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:19, archived)
# that's cool
polar bears :)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:21, archived)
# Look at him go
yee har!
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Joe, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:21, archived)
# fabtastic!
that is all.
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:24, archived)
# Weeeeeee
indeed :)
(I helped save b3ta! CJ, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:24, archived)
# WAHAAY!
that is crystal class sir, fanta stick!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:35, archived)
# Woo!
Yay!
(_, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:53, archived)
# been down the pub all day...
and heard a really corny gag...
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:12, archived)
# my french 1 teacher
told me that. And I've hated her ever since.
(SkitzoMonkey, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:15, archived)
# yeah but...
after 12 pints of bitter did you love her?
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:17, archived)
# My French teacher told me this one:
"Why do Frenchman never have a big breakfast?"
"Because one egg is always enough."

I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:18, archived)
# My Spanish teacher told me
to stop staring.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:19, archived)
# one egg
= 'un oeuf'
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:21, archived)
# thanks!
not very funny is it? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:23, archived)
# My french teacher
used to come out with that one too. He was a wanker.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:22, archived)
# un
branleur :)
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:23, archived)
# Merci monsieur
I did not know that. The best insult he told us was gros gourmande... (?sp)Not very impressive.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:27, archived)
# Wahey...
enough is enough!
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:23, archived)
# Oh dear
That's bad/good.
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:17, archived)
# at the terrible risk....
...of upsetting you with an insight into my current personal health situation...i felt i had to share this with you because i've been laughing at it* for a good 7 seconds...

look at the top left image here.... look at him go!!!

*the image, not "it"
(I helped save b3ta! lurker_no_more, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:09, archived)
# Remember when Rocky lost in Rocky?
But he still kind of won, because he lost?

This is like that.
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:11, archived)
# hehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:12, archived)
# I love Rocky.
[Gibber]
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:16, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
HAAHA..AHAHA... i jus tfound out if you hold shift while you hit tab, it moves the cursor backwards.
(SkitzoMonkey, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:12, archived)
# Erm.
Make sure you're getting plenty of fibre in your diet and drink sufficient water.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:12, archived)
# maybe
thats whats wrong with no arms????
(I helped save b3ta! buckets, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:14, archived)
# I think if you had no arms
the problem would be an inability to wipe your arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Joe, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:19, archived)
# THREAD JACK!
anybody else here using NTL webspace? and if so, is it just me not being able to upload, it's really pissing me off now.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:15, archived)
# dont
know about that but I cant even create a new e-mail account !!
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:17, archived)
# Normally their service is fine for me
but their customer support has never been much cop.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:29, archived)
# I've just
uploaded stuff no problem. Maybe they were busy earlier, they do timeout quite often for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:40, archived)
# I love camping
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:02, archived)
# hehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:04, archived)
# is anyone else getting
the ghostly afterimage of a panda on their screen?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:04, archived)
# the anim. stalled
so i was looking for a panda in the mountains.
(SkitzoMonkey, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:14, archived)
# ooo Fnord
you've got mail!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:18, archived)
# is it looped
can anyone doing animations or who sees anyone else doing them tell them to do one that isn't looped and just plays through once please.

thanks, i see it's not. I'll probably go for the regular (middle) version. I like it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:30, archived)
# good-o
I'm still pleased with myself for manging to get from one frame to the other - an interesting examination of the nature of hummus!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:42, archived)
# i'm really looking forward to seeing the whole thing.
It will be thoroughly b3tan
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:44, archived)
# WOO! YAY! PANDA!
hehehehe thats good! - why does it go all dark at the end though?
(I helped save b3ta! buckets, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:06, archived)
# It brings an end to the animation
I think it looks better that way.
Thanks for the woo yay :)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:09, archived)
# another
classy job
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:07, archived)
# now that
is exactly why i hate camping.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:08, archived)
# Hahaha
When they are not on screen do anigifs still animate?
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Joe, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:17, archived)
# When they are on screen Animgifs don't animate
At least not very often.
Thought you were being subtle then a Panda appeared. Animation. Doh.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:25, archived)
# Fuck
I don't know. I'm not going to be able to sleep now.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:25, archived)
# what a
lovely panda! :)
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:24, archived)
# That's my third frontpage of the weekend
at this rate I'll overtake you in no time ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:35, archived)
# yay
we love pandas
(PandaChatters, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:26, archived)
# Promotional Advertisement
(PornDungeon, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:54, archived)
# Bart said it best
'I can't stop my fiddlin'
now i'm on the ritalin'
I'm pop-eyed and sailing man!'
*toot* *toot*
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:59, archived)
# Is
toot the new parp or even honk? If you're attempting some sort of mindpissery I think we should be told.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:05, archived)
# I
prefer "sproink" meself.....
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:07, archived)
# spadoing

my personal favourite
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:08, archived)
# It's always so difficult to convey sounds with words,
so few words are truly onomatapoeic and even those that are are often only very simple so, with so many variations to their actual aural examples that it's like trying to describe a colour.

Of course the colour problem has been solved by taking chemical forumulas and assigning often unassociated words like 'dirty musk ox brown' to them.
It would be possible but not feasible in this age to assign similar names to musical sounds only if they were all created using a synthesiser which would allow for a standardised reproduction of them in any instance.
So we have to make do as best we can with words like "toot".
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:10, archived)
# was
that a yes or a no? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:11, archived)
# it
wasn't
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:16, archived)
# toot
is a fine word
I just noticed you using it alot lately, is it popular in america?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:24, archived)
# I think it's a very English word
and maybe one i hung on to as a kind of security blanket.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:40, archived)
# That's not right, Fnord
its
When I can't stop my fiddlin'
I just takes me Ritalin
I'm poppin' and sailin', man!
*toot* *toot*

As evidenced here.
Or if that doesn't work, here.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Joe, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:11, archived)
# i am very loose on my simpsons quotes
as you've been able to tell.
The mp3 is the best was of doing it because the *toot* *toot* can be expressed in it's true form. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:13, archived)
# All part of the service
to pedantry. No chance of a dialectic here, either
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Joe, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:15, archived)
# Hahahhahaha!!!
Woo Yay!
(techsmurf, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:02, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:51, archived)
# He is gorgeous
even with half a dog on his head. w/y/h
(allergic to curry, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:54, archived)
# I'll get me hat.
...
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:55, archived)
# Is that Dweezil Zappa?
8O
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:58, archived)
# Woo!
And hooray for DJ Hetz - this is the WORST Music I've EVER HEARD! What the hell is wrong with german people?! I love it!
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:59, archived)
# Now
It feels like someone is fucking my ear!
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:00, archived)
# Mmmmm!
Kinky
(allergic to curry, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:03, archived)
# Just listen to this.
"Tumbesgewirrsa"

It makes my ears bleed with laughter.
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:03, archived)
# you
bastard !! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:12, archived)
[challenge entry] .


apologies...
(I helped save b3ta! vbloke OLDSKOOL, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:46, archived)
# band wagon
...but i like : )
(I helped save b3ta! buckets, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:47, archived)
# bandwagon?
errr, it's this week's challenge
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:49, archived)
# oh really....
how silly of me....
(I helped save b3ta! buckets, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:52, archived)
# Maybe its a bandwagon and a chalange...
Rolled into one?
(techsmurf, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:52, archived)
# It's a magical combination
of the two...

Woah, the mindpiss is strong tonight...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:52, archived)
# so it's a
blamange?
(I helped save b3ta! vbloke OLDSKOOL, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:53, archived)

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