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My first 'shop.

Been lurking for ages, and saw all those protestors that people were doing... I thought of this, and apologies if someone's done it.

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Willis_McScruff, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:42, archived)

teehee

nice start

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:45, archived)

Thank

you :)

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Willis_McScruff, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:45, archived)

check out my profile

for a similar kind of pic.
By definition then I like your pic too because it's a good idea ;)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:47, archived)

yikes!

That cat scared the bejeezus out of me. But yours is quite nicely done - I'm still trying to get the hang of it :)
Wondering though - how does one resize a portion of an image with the lasso tool?

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Willis_McScruff, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:49, archived)

if you are resizing a small part of it i'd copy the thing to a new layer

and then delete away what you don't want and then resize what's left and you can not worry about changing your mind later.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 1:00, archived)

Now I just have to work on the not-changing-my-mind bit. Thank you muchly :)

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Willis_McScruff, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 1:04, archived)

well, someone has done it, it's true...

but WOO and YAY to you deciding to post!
hooooupla!

it'll only get better and better from here.

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zog why change it now?, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:46, archived)

Jedi golf tournament

Coming out of hyperspace too early for once
had it's bonus's,
but the sith's clubs broke all the rules

Clicky for Full-size

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:42, archived)

I just love

the Darth Vader under the umbrella

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K3rry, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:43, archived)

Yeah, he

always did look rather pale :)

(Mr Flibble, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:45, archived)

Fucking

brilliant. So good it hurts.

(thediscokingpin, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:47, archived)

That is utterly fantastic

Well done sir.

(Anton Drexler, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:42, archived)

thanks

thanks for taking the time to reply

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:48, archived)

little bigger and clearer here

9 iron to the green!

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:09, archived)

I was going to do something

But it turned out like this

Now what I had in mind

And I think it may be an idea for a mini-challenge...

..."when animations go bad"

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K3rry, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:35, archived)

teehee

here's me thinking they were taking a leak.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:38, archived)

Funny you should say that...

(Chromatically Challenged, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:42, archived)

hahah

fucksocks lol

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:46, archived)

teehee

silly

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:47, archived)

he he...

have you seen the doctor poo animation here?

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:48, archived)

hehe mad!!

My windows Background screen is a whole collage of B3tan anims

(saved locally of course!)

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beefandcheese, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:40, archived)

do they include any of mine?

wishful thinking

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:42, archived)

What, like your

jiggling monkeys? Show us the monkeys! Go on!

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:45, archived)

well, if you insist

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:48, archived)

Woo!

There's nothing so much fun as a bunch of jiggly monkeys!

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:49, archived)

some people

the smallest things

etc

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:52, archived)

I just...

...added that one

It rules

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beefandcheese, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:54, archived)

yayyyyyyyyyy

for the monkeys.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:56, archived)

Nice

Screenshot?

It was only after I finished I also noticed the hills at the back look like, well, norks....

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K3rry, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:42, archived)

I'll do a quicky

But I've just added about 5

now less than 100k gif file... ooh, I just found out how to optimise

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beefandcheese, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:43, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/703422

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K3rry, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 1:00, archived)

Yay for norks!

Tenuous repost - arguably NSFW:

www.ucl.ac.uk/~smgxbyo/erm.jpg

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:45, archived)

So by that

you mean Not Safe For Women?

Has she seen that?

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K3rry, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:46, archived)

Yes.

She doesn't like me posting it cos she thinks it makes Rob angry. Hah, I say.

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:49, archived)

Why?

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K3rry, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:58, archived)

Dunno.

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 1:01, archived)

Maybe Rob

keeps printing them and putting them on his wall?

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K3rry, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 1:04, archived)

aye.

that happened to me today too...
www.b3ta.com/board/701629

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zog why change it now?, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:42, archived)

I was thinking of a "weirdest animations"

mini-comp but thats m3tatw33ning

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K3rry, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:44, archived)

all my animations go wrong

look up for example
the hoovers came from nowhere at the end
i cant control them!

(Alpen, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:50, archived)

Rush Hour on Abbey Road.

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Artamnesia, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:24, archived)

Pssst!

It's Abbey Road

PS.

(Chromatically Challenged, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:25, archived)

did you get that

from a dutch(?) advert where the family are all swearing their heads off, by any chance

(thediscokingpin, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:29, archived)

"Want to learn English?"

classic...

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:29, archived)

Yep

Except it's the radio that's swearing

(Chromatically Challenged, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:36, archived)

Now that...

...is simply brilliant.

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:26, archived)

But outdated...

Look closely, Paul still has a fag - this has now been shopped out by America, 'twas on the news, Trevor McDonut said so.

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:27, archived)

i saw that

the excuse being that they didn't want cigarrettes to seem cool.
Will non-cool bands be encouraged to smoke then?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:30, archived)

Or play with guns maybe?

Anyone got Boyzone's address?

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:33, archived)

teehee

can't we just shoot Pete Waterman and stop it at the epicentre?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:36, archived)

Just because they're idiots

doesn't mean I need to be.
Actually I don't have much of a choice.

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Artamnesia, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:32, archived)

good lord.

I can't imagine how long you spent on that.
not that it wasn't well woo worth the time but...
jeez!

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zog why change it now?, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:27, archived)

look zog

www.b3ta.com/board/703044

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:29, archived)

new lathe of heaven?

I still like the 1980 one. Although anything with Badalamenti doing the score is worth at least listening to.

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Artamnesia, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:30, archived)

oh were you talking about another one?

Maybe that one was a bit better than this effort then.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:31, archived)

yes, I saw the film first.

I must have been about 10 when it came out. it blew my mind. I kept thinking about it for years, then I saw the book at a used book store and thought, woah! I should read that. then I did. then I gave it to you.
In the movie, it's more concretely stated that it's all the last 90 seconds of his life flashing before his eyes as he lays in the rubble of the last great war, staring at a flower.

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zog why change it now?, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:33, archived)

i think i need to see the proper movie then

this tv movie thing really crapped out.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:34, archived)

oh, I meant the tv movie I think.

I dunno if there was a "film". sorry.
but I meant the 80s tv movie.
that's what I saw.

edit: it's funny though, that collective subconsciousness, huh?
we think about the lathe of heaven, I mean I remember it, read the book, give it to you, you read it, and then we go to sleep and when we wake up they've made a remake of it for tv and it's on just now.
Almost as if the story wasn't that far of from the truth.
I'm creeping me out.
(and therefore creeping us all out that little bit)

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zog why change it now?, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:36, archived)

well whatever the thing in the 80's was that's what I meant too.

this was done in 2001.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:38, archived)

nae

2002
us.imdb.com/Title?0290230

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zog why change it now?, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:40, archived)

i was thinking 'last year'

and still haven't properly accepted being in 2003 yet.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:41, archived)

Looks like they were both made for TV

2002
1980

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Artamnesia, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:40, archived)

nice simultaneous postage there

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:42, archived)

yes so now there's a new version of the TV movie

with clearly a different ending from what you've said and who knows what other subtle changes.
:) :) :)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:41, archived)

I hope the new ending

doesn't mean I'm dead having my head crushed by a cement wall and forced to look at a flower while I just imagine that there's really a b3ta.
and a fnord.
and an england.
and all the other bits.

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zog why change it now?, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:45, archived)

the new ending is crap american tv movie crap crap crap type crap crap ending

(if you catch my rose scented drift)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:49, archived)

Imagine how much time I spent on these!

It really isn't worth it, but we do them anyway.
dancing guy
another dancing guy

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Artamnesia, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 6:04, archived)

that really crowns off

a night of uber-hummus on the board! Genius

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curry monster, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:27, archived)

nice

edit:perhaps I shouldn't use that one in the night, people might think Cardiff has a huge night-light or something.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:28, archived)

genius!

(otis grahm, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:29, archived)

Woo !

www.abbeyroad.co.uk/cam/index.html

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iamhyperdog, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:30, archived)

That is utterly inspired.

Woo Yay!!!
My take on the Abbey Road thing from what seems like aaaaaaaaages ago (and thanks K3rry :))

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Collatallie Sisters, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:31, archived)

That is

lovely.

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Artamnesia, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:33, archived)

That's ok

It was a great ani tho!

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K3rry, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:34, archived)

I'll join in too....

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hobnobgoblin doesn't come here as often as he'd like to, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:35, archived)

Oh my god...

...George is dead.. that's terrible.

Thank god it's not real life eh?

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:38, archived)

Ha ha!

Never seen that one! Brill.

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Collatallie Sisters, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:39, archived)

it's about bloody time.....

those Beatles have had it far too easy for far too long!

(Olimar, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:46, archived)

Well done

that lass

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K3rry, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:33, archived)

woo yay hoopla

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bleepbloop, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:49, archived)

outstanding

piss myself evertime i see it

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:28, archived)

Of all the days to leave the pooper-scooper at home!

especially for all the poo-pic lovers out there

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curry monster, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:23, archived)

that's brilliant

paul.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:24, archived)

little dog

big pile of poo

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Allanon, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:26, archived)

oh for goodness sake

please.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:24, archived)

please?

you want more? not a problem ;)

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curry monster, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:27, archived)

i will have to resort to violence

if too much poo is inflicted upon me.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:32, archived)

hahahaha - you funny!

on that note I am off to bed

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curry monster, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:34, archived)

Snort!

That'd be funny if it weren't true...

W/Y/H for a great anim!

(Chromatically Challenged, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:24, archived)

The thing I hate about dialup

is that I see the captions and find myself imagining the worst-case scenario.

In this case, it was worse than even I thought.

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Batsgirl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:27, archived)

woo yay!

you silly arse! :)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:27, archived)

There is nothing like a good poo pic

to end the evening with.

And with that I`m off for the nite, and what a top nite it has been. I think the board tonite has been the best in my almost year of b3ta-ing.

W/Y/H to you all, and to you all, Good Night.

(Dr Wadd, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:27, archived)

heh heh,

pootastic cm.

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iamhyperdog, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:33, archived)

I've been lurking again

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:17, archived)

That's fabby!!

More comedy lions!!

(Chromatically Challenged, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:18, archived)

waaa ha ha ha

NEW BUFFY TONIGHT!!!

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Allanon, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:19, archived)

here's one i made earlier

click

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spassmonkey, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:37, archived)

Woo!

What does he say when you pull the string!??

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Collatallie Sisters, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:18, archived)

Spidey sense tingling?

(Dr Wadd, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:20, archived)

filthy lurker

but woo yay for cuteness.
very gooood.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:19, archived)

That is

extreme cuteness. Yay!

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Batsgirl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:20, archived)

right must sleep

will talk another time...

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:21, archived)

nice puciaituewaaapikachoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[]IC
l

Sorry, i sneezed while typing that. :) Goodnight.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:24, archived)

Oh and if you don't see me around much the rest of this week it means i'm trying to sort out the m3tatweening,

but don't expect to see anything until at LEAST the weekend if not later. (This one is going to be bigger and quite possibly even better than the first one.)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:28, archived)

Yay

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K3rry, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:32, archived)

Oi you sjouldn't make fun of the king of the jungle

he has his pride you know!

lovely anim! :)

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curry monster, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:21, archived)

That

is most woosome in every way !

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Tedmus, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:23, archived)

damn!

had just opened a picture of that cat in potatoshop to play with!
woo! to the pic :)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:23, archived)

Where

can I get one!

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Artamnesia, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:25, archived)

Lovely

lion kits are sooo cute, almost worth getting your arm bitten off to get a pat..

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:34, archived)

'rah !

lovely stuff.

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iamhyperdog, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:36, archived)

Mr. Snoop,are U out there?

Any news about the Aussie fires this ev'nin wot?

([email protected], Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:11, archived)

I'm out here

but I'm off to bed now - nite!

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helmetcream, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:13, archived)

Nighty nighty

sleep well.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:16, archived)

I will!

That was just a reflex F5 - won't happen again... honest...

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helmetcream, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:21, archived)

he's very small and kinda timid

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spassmonkey, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:07, archived)

Fantastick

W/Y/H to you

(Dr Spam, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:08, archived)

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
I want one!!! That is lovely.

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Collatallie Sisters, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:09, archived)

Awwwwwwww!

That's so fluffy

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Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:09, archived)

very cute

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:10, archived)

that is

supertastic

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curry monster, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:11, archived)

aaaaaaaaaaw

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:11, archived)

Yay!

me happy!

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Batsgirl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:12, archived)

i have been attempting to be fluffy since the weekend.

i think i was about the only person partaking in my own mini-challenge.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:15, archived)

Fluffiness

makes the world so much nicer...

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Batsgirl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:23, archived)

cool

want!

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Kamikazee Killmouse, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 1:26, archived)

bsod!

this one is a "blue screen of death"

and this one is a "black screen of death" (from the days before GeForce 4s)

13 by 15, right?

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sppotlight, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:06, archived)

so when

will my mini-challenge get put into the mini-challenge place?

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sppotlight, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:08, archived)

Should already be there

you clicking "compo" puts it in... just check the last page.

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:19, archived)

That's not a crash

This is a crash.

(Dr Wadd, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:14, archived)

Woo!

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crouchingbadger, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:19, archived)

argh

amigas! gurus! nooo! the past is coming back to haunt me...

(bart, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:45, archived)

Woo!

Gu
ru!

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:20, archived)

I do quote that tharrr be a goat, afloat, in his coat, in this here moat

I'll bet you a groat that he fell from a boat, or perhaps a dovecote?

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curry monster, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:06, archived)

I note the goat

just drowned a stoat!

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Collatallie Sisters, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:07, archived)

scrote

is all I can think of

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crouchingbadger, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:07, archived)

rhyme-

-alicious.

(martian, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:07, archived)

is witchy on hand

or is his back turned?

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:08, archived)

check the aliteration on these

vorbis.demon.co.uk/picKLE/picKLE-albums/b3ta/castle23.jpg and vorbis.demon.co.uk/picKLE/picKLE-albums/b3ta/bearyfairy.jpg

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:09, archived)

hooray

I remember these and thought it was time for some old-skool rhyming :)

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curry monster, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:12, archived)

bloody fogeys

I'm off to bed

night all! :-)

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crouchingbadger, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:15, archived)

I promote the theory, that he will not

gloat!

woo!

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:09, archived)

hahaha!

maybe you could do a man called dan in a van in japan, eating spam straight from the can.

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spassmonkey, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:09, archived)

nice...

...but you were b3tan to it...

www.b3ta.com/board/644727

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:09, archived)

darn it to heck

he even got the boat in! :)

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curry monster, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:10, archived)

nice reflection monster

How did you do yours? opacity and motion blur? Or something more complex?

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:26, archived)

erm not really an expert Menub

But to translate your fancy Potatoshop terms into Pisspot-pro language, yes - exactly that :)

faded layer, then a quick blur

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curry monster, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:33, archived)

Didn't know you were a pisspot pro man

You've gone down in my estimation ;)
edit: thanks for that cm :)
my potatopop has just crashed so no more ppop from me tonight. goodnight one and all.

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:35, archived)

crikey

didn't know that was possible!

Mr double frontpager! :}

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curry monster, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:39, archived)

My frontpagers are coming

in batches. One more and I'm into double figures :) woo!

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:41, archived)

I am working at home tommorow

and so can stay up late to read the interweb.

I have had six cans of cider since 9 o'clock, can anyone beat that?

(thediscokingpin, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:03, archived)

i've had no cans of cider since age 17

i win.

(martian, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:04, archived)

I'm 21

and I've never had a can of cider.

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Batsgirl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:05, archived)

Imagine

alcoholic vineger, and you're pretty much there

(Dr Spam, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:07, archived)

I tried some from a bottle once

but it tasted horrible. I like pineapple bacardi breezers but I don't drink that often.

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Batsgirl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:09, archived)

Bear in mind

that stuff tends to taste better from a bottle!

(Dr Spam, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:11, archived)

Try something sweet

then like Strongbow. Before you know it you'll be able to sink pints of scrumpy. Unless your a fairly petite girl, in which case i dont recommend pints. Maybe the odd half.

(thediscokingpin, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:13, archived)

Yeegh

last time I touched scrumpy I had a hangover for two days.

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:22, archived)

you dont know

what your missing then

(thediscokingpin, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:06, archived)

six years isn't long enough

i DO know what i'm missing thanks, an i'll stick to the real drinks.

(martian, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:07, archived)

Meh!

Cider puts hairs on your chest, all the oestrogen in beer puts tits on your chest

(thediscokingpin, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:10, archived)

poof.

(night)

(martian, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:20, archived)

Maybe,

but without the gender bending *ahem* chest appendages.

Dont blame me when your sperm count drops

(thediscokingpin, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:25, archived)

your presence on the internet...

...has just reminded me that I have a packet of bacon flavoured crisps to eat.

MMMMmmmmm crisps.

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:05, archived)

Smokey bacon

for me

(thediscokingpin, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:06, archived)

Salt and Vinegar

Space Raiders.

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Collatallie Sisters, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:08, archived)

Roast beef

Monster munch

(thediscokingpin, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:11, archived)

cidermaster

or scrumpy jack is where it's at.. strongbow is for people who also drink bottle of budweiner

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Mosschops, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:20, archived)

Scrumpy is where

its at.

But strongbow is okay for beginners

(thediscokingpin, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:26, archived)

bottle of red

wine

(lib319, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:26, archived)

Yes

Finest indoor WEEEEEED.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:36, archived)

you know you should

(

djol, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 23:59, archived)

never!

during the course of a conversation with a new girl at work today i discovered that she was a b3tan. and she knows koit. woo for us.

(martian, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:03, archived)

I should go to bed

it's midnight here!

(

Batsgirl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:05, archived)

Take me with you...

please?

(

JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:06, archived)

no salesman ever closed a deal whilst sounding desperate

and my god did you sound desperate to be taken to bed there!

/said the man who has come in drunk but whose girlfriend has cooked him - unasked- an omlette.

(martian, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:09, archived)

No, but plenty of boyfriends

can use the "I'm being cute using small text" angle.

(

Batsgirl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:11, archived)

Oh?

How many boyfriends do you have that do it then?

Quickly gets real cute again...

(

JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:15, archived)

Darling,

You're the first and only.

But it works.

(

Batsgirl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:17, archived)

i don't need to

because my girlfriend's the most beautiful woman in the world!

and she's looking over my shoulder. night all.

(martian, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:19, archived)

That's funny

Batsgirl never told me she was twins... ;-)

(

JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:23, archived)

she hasn't told you lots of things

night, mate.

(martian, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:24, archived)

Eddie never knew

being in the police could be so much fun!

(

mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 23:56, archived)

Woo !

and mindpiss !!!!
I dabbled with that pic in a swinging kitten stylee tonight !!!
Gave up though.

(

Tedmus, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 23:57, archived)

wahey!!!

brilliant!

(

monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 23:58, archived)

my brothers cats called Eddie
woo
that cat

(

johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:00, archived)

What's on the ground...

that's preventing him from going back down? He looks a little scared

(Kimbo, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:03, archived)

CATS

I lurvs 'em ya know..........

([email protected], Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:06, archived)

weee

wooooo
weeee
woooo
weeeee
wooooo

/endless fun

(

curry monster, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:13, archived)

chasing cat burglars

is not an easy job.
it's not all fun y'know ;)

(

mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:24, archived)

Excellent

I couldnt come up with any hummus for this li'l feller.

Woo!

(

gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:55, archived)

i like this

infact i love it

(skagg, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 23:53, archived)

an absolute bargain

I'll have two

(Mr Mandrake, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 23:56, archived)

my

word

(

Swamp Donkey, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:01, archived)

That's

beautiful! well done

(_, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:02, archived)

it can't be real

it didn't put the word 'ACTUAL' in capital letters.

(

crouchingbadger, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:05, archived)

Whoever buys that deserves to lose their money.

(Dr Wadd, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:07, archived)

hold on Ive got it.

(

johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 23:53, archived)

Make it loop...

It's too quick to see what the gag's supposed to be...

If there is one?

(

JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 23:55, archived)

real gag.
three buttons light up
everything go wrong

(

johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 23:58, archived)

i wrote off my car today

any sympathy from my fellow b3tans gratefully received.

(lib319, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 23:53, archived)

awwwww

awwww

(

Herr Tezcat, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 23:54, archived)

haha!

gutted you loser!

am i getting this sympathy thing right?

(skagg, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 23:55, archived)

thanks

will you be best man at my weddng?

(lib319, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 23:56, archived)

yes

i promise it will cost less than all your worldly possesions too.

now hows about that for a guarrantee?

(skagg, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 23:58, archived)

yeah

my worldly possesions are now minus one car.

(lib319, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:05, archived)

You driving to the church???

oh that's right.... NO CAR! :P

(

Flash_Bastard, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:04, archived)

I'm so cheered up now

(where's that cyanide?)

(lib319, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:07, archived)

panowie

that was cutting

so much so i just sprayed the screen

(skagg, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:08, archived)

My car...

...is a bit like a running write off. With a fucked exhaust.

I'm too scared to get a quote for a repair - it may be time to let it go to the great big scrap yard in the sky. Or Denny.

(

Mystery_Bob, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 23:57, archived)

er....I'll have it

(lib319, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:02, archived)

I only have a pushbike

and to be honest, it's been too cold and wet to use that much lately.

(

Batsgirl, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 23:59, archived)

I hear they work quite well

if you pedal them

(

crouchingbadger, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:01, archived)

i'm sorry

/sympathy
learn to fuckin' drive

sympathy\
hope no-one got hurt. wrote off my parents car when i was 17, that wasn't much fun, but no-one got injured.

(martian, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:00, archived)

no one hurt

but I got a slight dose of The Fear.

(lib319, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:03, archived)

good-oh

nearly hit a cat when i wrote off my parents' car - if i could get hold of it now...

...glad to hear you're ok though. do you need a kitten?

(martian, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:06, archived)

I need a

litters worth

(lib319, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:08, archived)

watch out!

wallpaper sized version

(

spassmonkey, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 23:52, archived)

Nice one!

That does rock muchly

(

Milkman Dan, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 23:54, archived)

Aaaaniiiimaaal!!!

Yay!

(

Batsgirl, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 23:56, archived)

yay!

animal ROCKs i have that puppet :D

(

Obz Click, ting, stamps, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 23:58, archived)

heheh

(

monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:07, archived)

That was the last time they offered

the "Get your photo in front of a Helicopter" deal.

(

Or is it?, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 23:51, archived)

And the rest...

...were eaten by sharks?

(

Mystery_Bob, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 23:54, archived)

unfortunately...

they didn't know that there was a mini shallow water species.
Thats why there's no baby in the picture

(

Or is it?, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 23:57, archived)

Dawn of the Dead-tastic.

(Dr Wadd, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:00, archived)

Arf

crude and effective.
I like it.
Yay.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:40, archived)

*wipes hands down jacket*

At least 5 threads killed tonight. My work here is done, so I shall fuck off for zeds. Please be nice to n00bs and pray for the return of DJ Hetz and Tripleg. Oh, and BADGERS.

(

witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 23:51, archived)

Yay

to badgers !!!

(

Tedmus, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 23:52, archived)

Yay for Hetz

I miss the way of life already

(

Milkman Dan, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 23:55, archived)

seconded

yes

(

crouchingbadger, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 23:56, archived)

I'm always nice.

Charming, in fact!

(

Batsgirl, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 23:55, archived)

None for me thank you...

I've just eaten

(Kimbo, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 23:58, archived)

Important question for you

Given a mars bar or a crunchie, right now, which one would you eat?

Time starts now...

(

crouchingbadger, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 23:51, archived)

Neither

I'm on the Slim·Fast diet.

It's going really well - I'm constantly ravenous

(_, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 23:51, archived)

I love that Slim Fast...

...it's great with Daddy.

FUCK! that's supposed to be chips

(

Mystery_Bob, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 23:55, archived)

Neither

I love choccy but hate caramel, toffee, crunchy stuff, fondant etc.

(

Batsgirl, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 23:52, archived)

crunchie

always.

(

koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 23:52, archived)

Crunchie

No Contest

(

Herr Tezcat, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 23:52, archived)

both

that is all

(

Coprolite, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 23:52, archived)

Actually I've become a wee bit partial to

Crunchie Snickers lately (discovered my wifes' stash)

(

Flash_Bastard, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 23:54, archived)

Crunchie Nuggets....

uuurggggghhhh *drools*

(

Mystery_Bob, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 23:55, archived)

I'd send them back

and get a cheeseburger...

(

JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 23:57, archived)

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