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# R Kelly Kiddy Pr0n charge
Did anyone else hear about R Kelly being charged for kiddy pr0n in 2 states in america or did i just dream it?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:14, archived)
# silly chicken
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:14, archived)
# who
are you going to surprise?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:21, archived)
# erm
was that not a couple of years ago?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:14, archived)
# ooh, I didn't know about that
I only heard it on Today this morning
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:16, archived)
# No its happened again
In thge west c'untry he's known as Arrrrrrr Kelly...
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:21, archived)
# tis true
ow ow ow ow ow, curse you Stella...
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:15, archived)
# who's Stella?
Does your wife know about this?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:15, archived)
# she bad and make my head pain arrive lots
and no she doesnt so shhhhhhhhhh please
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:18, archived)
# batch your popper
you silly chicken ;)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:15, archived)
# Silly chicken
is good - well done everybody.

I'm glad the kitten name changing has ended, I was too scared to post yesterday.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:18, archived)
# Mwahahahahahahaaa!
You are RIGHT to FEAR ME.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:21, archived)
# I always imagine you to look like this
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:23, archived)
# very
close, actually!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:25, archived)
# I've heard her "beard"
doesn't match

/skips off gigling
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:27, archived)
# collars and cuffs?
;D
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:29, archived)
# Your
beard is a bit more trimmed though.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:27, archived)
#
slightly more less facial hair
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:29, archived)
# Morning young chap,
I do like that but I feel it would benifit form the addition of a monacle.
JUst a suggestion.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:26, archived)
# a lute
under one arm would be quite fetching also.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:29, archived)
# Oh yes,
that would be cracking.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:30, archived)
# both suggestions are excellent
:)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:32, archived)
# He does need
a band of mewling Troubadors.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:32, archived)
# I can find troubadors
but none that are "mewling"
:-/
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:41, archived)
# Can you make them
Mewl.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:46, archived)
# Photoshop doesn't have a
"mewl" filter :(
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:52, archived)
# Bah!
They never think of these things, its a standard in Corel.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:58, archived)
# No
but Pee Wee Herman was once arrested for knocking one off the wrist in a sex cinema
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:16, archived)
# wahey
:)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:18, archived)
# but that has nothing to do with Kiddy Porn
it was a healthy public display of self-love.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:29, archived)
# True
but it's old news.
Although I seem to remember he and Jeffrey Jones were suspected of kiddy porn charges a few months ago.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:33, archived)
# Tarquin always knew he was different
but he could never understand why the other children made fun of his mother.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:05, archived)
# poor tarquin
just out of interest, but how was he concieved?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:06, archived)
# He's adopted
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:08, archived)
# then
explain the red light...
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:12, archived)
# HIs real mother
is a police car
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:13, archived)
# ahhhhh
i see
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:18, archived)
# would that not be a blue light then?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:21, archived)
# She was from California
they have red & blue lights over there...
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:24, archived)
# Soundtrack...
'Stop, in the name of love...'
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:11, archived)
# A brief reminder ladies and gentlemen
For those of you too lazy to trawl through last night's spazz ... Today is National Pie Day

Mmmm.... National Pie Day.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:03, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
pie
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:05, archived)
# eees goooood pie
try pie try
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:08, archived)
# National Pie Day?
Oooh, get me to Wigan.



(repost but it was in my first 5 or so postings on here and that feels like ages ago)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:08, archived)
# Huzzah!
Think I'll have to buy one of these later.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:12, archived)
# Repost from a while back


ClickyWallpaper
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:18, archived)
# It can be lonely for Alan and Dave
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:02, archived)
# bless 'em
the poor lovelorn balloon headed folk!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:03, archived)
# aaaaaaaaahhhh
be careful with those thorns!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:05, archived)
# oh my god
I hadn't even thought of the practicalities of that.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:07, archived)
# well
there is another whole strip waiting to be done now!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:10, archived)
# I love these
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:05, archived)
# hooray for the balloon folk!
poor alan though. i would.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:07, archived)
# I don't think you could
he seems to be lacking, erm, man parts
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:12, archived)
# you still here?
& spacefish is a guy btw...
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:14, archived)
# a lot of people
seem to think i'm gay...
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:15, archived)
# must be the nail varnish
;)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:17, archived)
# i'm sure it's because of my dog
last friday i was walking the dog and someone shouted out "look, they're giving out guide dogs for the gay, now!" gay dog...
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:20, archived)
# maybe that would help
if dogs had good "gaydars" :)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:21, archived)
# you know
I may have just thought of an image to go with that...
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:28, archived)
# well
you did say you would with someone named alan. it was an honest mistake.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:18, archived)
# YOUR ALL GAY
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:31, archived)
# I'm not sleepy...
it seems to be lacking non-gender-specific-genitalia then
better?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:16, archived)
# gotta mouth ain't he?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:18, archived)
# I've
just given much more thought than is healthy about how to have relations with a balloon person.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:19, archived)
#
*insert joke involving "one little prick" and "bang" here*
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:25, archived)
# it's more than just sex with me and alan
it's something more spiritual. plus you can rub him on your jumper and stick him to the ceiling- what more can one ask for in a partner?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:15, archived)
# actually
you have a point there.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:19, archived)
# Do not question
Alan's virility.

Or anatomy (just cos I don't have all the answers).
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:15, archived)
# awww
lovely
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:08, archived)
# yay
:)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:12, archived)
# Bless
Ferraro Roche - He is spoiling us..
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:18, archived)
# I love Alan
not that that would give him much Valentines joy
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:37, archived)
# An animation of my grandad, bless his soul.....

(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:00, archived)
# Aaarrfff
that looks like me that does
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:02, archived)
# it does.
But when you were younger.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:04, archived)
# yeah
I've grown out of Megadeth now
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:07, archived)
# i wish
my grandad liked megadeth (rip)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:02, archived)
# Song of the day...
Dead Prez + Static X, Hip Hop.
me likey anyway
Mornin!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:55, archived)
# mornin old fella
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:56, archived)
# Alloieeeeeewooo
flanny!

Hows the craic?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:57, archived)
# flyin it
grand and dandy
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:59, archived)
# niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice...
Do you know where that pic is of derek and clive which you thought was me and bob the dino?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:01, archived)
# love 'em
I bought "Come Again" (£2.99) and "Ad Nauseum" (£3.49) from MVC the other day.....well woth it.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:03, archived)
# here
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:04, archived)
# Hey BOB?
Look what this arsehole compared us to!

:)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:08, archived)
# yeee don't scare me
I'll take both of yaz on

common purrem up purrem up >:¬/
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:10, archived)
# He's fookin
dead next time I see him!

;-)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:08, archived)
# mornin'
I love your server - 900KB/sec to my desktop!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:58, archived)
# :)
mornin! That's me old uni one which I still have admin rights to :)
Got 4mb p/s to microsoft yesterday from me server, so YAY.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:00, archived)
# This
is the first tune you've ever posted that I like! Outkast go metal...
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:02, archived)
# bombs over baghdad
by outkasts...very very good
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:04, archived)
# :)
Aye, yez boyos the Static X are quite good at mixing woth uvver styles..
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:04, archived)
# very good
i do like static-X, there is a tune by them that I love....they played it on Kerrang for ages and then just stopped....damn, what was it called??????
hmmmmmmmmm?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:00, archived)
# er... one of these?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:03, archived)
# This is not.....
thats the puppy.

cheers Geeze.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:05, archived)
# nullus anxietas...
Me listen to that now and piss off the other monkeys in the office.. laters all, boss is in, me get a kickin for being b3taing again :)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:05, archived)
# Mornin
While I wait for that to download, can I just take this moment to recommend
"Lifestyles of the rich and famous" by the Good Charlottes (or something like that)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:01, archived)
# Ooh yes
that is tres bon Hugo
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:04, archived)
# me likey too!
And it is... "Bigger than HIP....HOP"
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:01, archived)
# .
morning, not so loud please, am feeling
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:12, archived)
# Top Choon!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:18, archived)
# Tensions were running high in the Cluedo box...
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:55, archived)
# Aha!
very droll.

w/y/h!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:04, archived)
# He's sitting on my garden fence, and he wont go away :(
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:54, archived)
# Awwwww
He looks like he wants to make friends.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:55, archived)
# blimey!
have you tried bribing him with cheese?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:56, archived)
# very good
love it.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:56, archived)
# He's lovely
you cannae beat a Wagner frog that's what I say.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:56, archived)
# Give me a
stout stick and I'll try
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:58, archived)
# Blimey!
He obviously is a rib-bit lonely!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:57, archived)
# Morning
you're punning already :)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:00, archived)
# MOTHER !
is that you ?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:58, archived)
# he's freaky!
sort of thing you don't want to touch because it will feel horible but you can't resist!
euuughghh
woo yay!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:58, archived)
# First thing to see this morning!

...Awesome.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:11, archived)
# very good!
shopping.
woo
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:13, archived)
# Horny little slut.
Woo!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:13, archived)
# This came to me
during a chat with my sister last night and seemed even more appropriate
with the thread below.


Imagine my horror this morning when I discovered through google that he's kinda done this episode already, but why waste a half-arsed idea, eh?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:49, archived)
# nice
.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:13, archived)
# Ta
.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:19, archived)
# andy gets whats coming to him


....first post :P
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:49, archived)
# is that the famous andy?
well known for being instantly recognisable?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:52, archived)
# well
he is now
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:56, archived)
# haha
great first post.
stupid, pointless and mad.
woo!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:14, archived)
# Jessica was surprised at the Super's suspicions...


(Seen the front page and automatically thought of this)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:49, archived)
# Murder She Wrote
one of the best theme songs ever.
woo to the pic btw :)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:14, archived)
# the US military buildup continues apace
clickus maximus

all they gotta do now is find somewhere to put them all..
#2 in an accidental series - see also #1
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:44, archived)
# Leslie Ash
Repost

Click for the bigness
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:40, archived)
# please don't repost stuff
it leads to famine, drought and it always ends in tears
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:42, archived)
# Anyone remember
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:49, archived)
# nope
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:51, archived)
# nope
but listening now,
btw, is flibz full again I can't send any messages.
edit: I like it! woo!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:53, archived)
# oh and anyone got a link
to the b3tan christmas bash pics, I would like to take some copies please. I know there were about 4 lots wern't there?
oh gosh!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:55, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!
it's a***** w*********!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:54, archived)
# Thanks for the toon dude!
Will see if the board of directors will accept it :)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:56, archived)
# it sounds a little better
if you turn down the bass a lot. fucking network card *sulks*
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:00, archived)
# I think it's great!
I want to lick your ulna.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:03, archived)
# if there's tunes about
I wanna hear them.

Please.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:12, archived)
# unfinished tunes
wait you must
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:16, archived)
# *bah*
.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:31, archived)
# I have
no recollection of it whatsoever.

*smiles innocently*
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:11, archived)
# she looks like
a monkey really badly!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:33, archived)
# as they say
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:53, archived)
# Ripley kept the Queen distracted by "doing the twist"

...while she initiated the emergency airlock sequence with her other hand.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:38, archived)
# ooooh
that's a bit of a good mash (is it a monster mash?)

And woo to the name change too!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:40, archived)
# woo!
top scribbling sah!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:41, archived)
# hurrah
and thank ye's both =)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:50, archived)
# woo
:)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:59, archived)
# Phone Home
Can anyone find me a full body shot of E.T ?

Been looking for hours now, I'm blind for looking.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:32, archived)
# You sick man!
.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:36, archived)
# Yep !
Indeed I am
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:36, archived)
# Koit
was looking for the same thing a while back. I don't think he's found one yet, but it'd be worth asking him.

edit - www.spielberg-dreamworks.com/amblin/et20/presskit/E.T._Potrait.jpg is the best I've found so far, but still not full body
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:39, archived)
# Yep
This one do ya?

(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:40, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha !
No !
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:41, archived)
# you would tho
wouldn't you
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:46, archived)
# stop it!
thats horible!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:47, archived)
# aaawww but miss
i was only joking

/drags satchel off into the distance
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:51, archived)
# Yes
it'd be bad enough if she was still alive.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:51, archived)
# Ewwww
all dried up. Morning all btw
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:51, archived)
# umm
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:41, archived)
# so close, so close
cheers ;-)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:42, archived)
# ummm
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:47, archived)
# Excuse me. I'd like to check my balance
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:28, archived)
# I think he's ready
to make a deposit


/coat
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:30, archived)
# or a withdrawal
..
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:32, archived)
# As long as he doesn't lose interest
it'll all be okay.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:33, archived)
# hahaha
woo for the pic and yay for the riposte!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:33, archived)
# he he

nice
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:31, archived)
# haha
nice one
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:34, archived)
# Top punnage!
and what a view the moustachioed cashier has!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:34, archived)
# White van man.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:26, archived)
# owoight lav!
get yer babs aaaat!


woo!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:54, archived)
# Disturbing!
but somehow reassuring Arghhh!

Morning!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:25, archived)
# 404
.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:26, archived)
# Try this...
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:30, archived)
# Bugger!
Needs sound
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:26, archived)
# it
doesn't have sound?
oh, I've gone to bed, haven't I...
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:30, archived)
# i thought i could still smell cheese...
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:33, archived)
# I just had to show off my icon
but really, I'm going now.
and don't be silly, everyone knows that boys are smelly and girls are not.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:36, archived)
# that does depend rather
on where you are sniffing
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:00, archived)
# You
fuckin nutter!

Mornin all by the way!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:33, archived)
# bugger x 2
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:32, archived)
# glassy
with a hint of ceramic night fowl
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:34, archived)
# Cock a doodle
Doo!

cluck cluck!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:47, archived)
# tis glassycocky
:)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:11, archived)
# Yoshi avoids public transport...


Morning!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:24, archived)
# that doesn't make any sense whatsoever!
woo! ;)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:07, archived)
# Morning all
life of mammals last night, full of loris, fantastic.

that is all.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:24, archived)
# lori
or lorises?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:26, archived)
# morning!
spazzing halfway down the page is so time consuming this early in the morning.

right?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:26, archived)
# yes sorry
was being very lazy. must be the miiiinnnd piiisssss thats going round this morning.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:27, archived)
# if I had photoshop right now
I'd be making "mind incontinence pants"

but just imagine that I had, ok?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:28, archived)
# ok i will
still do it and keep it for another time when i do something stupid like that again.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:36, archived)
# i like the loris' cousin
so much i made this
last night
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:50, archived)

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