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I would

just like to say...
I Fucking hate BMW drivers.

CNUTS.

p.s.
Morning all :-(

(Pickled_Herring, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:16, archived)

BMW....hmmm

Pimps car isn't it...especially red saloons..?

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Lula too poor to pay attention, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:17, archived)

Couldn`t agree more

Although where I currently exist (I wouldn`t exactly say live) it`s 50/50 BMW and Merc drivers.

Fuck-nosed wank dickers.

I do so love tearing past their 2.0L turbo charged pieces of shit on my 1.0L Polo :-)

/edit BTW, I also get the pleasure of travelling on the M4 each and every working day.. The M4 is a cunt!

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:18, archived)

Hold on a minute.....I drive a BMW and I ain't like that

I let people out of side streets and I don't cut people up....much.
we ain't all wankers.

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M@rkoni, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:21, archived)

Yeah but you`re

b3tan... and being b3tan comes first, so you`ve got a "Get out of Jail Free" card.

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:22, archived)

woo hoo

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M@rkoni, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:29, archived)

Mate I have a Volvo

Which means I'm not just a twat, I'm an OLD twat!

(Dr Spam, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:24, archived)

Do you drive

as if you're invincible?

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Craymen, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:25, archived)

I just

kinda drive over and through stuff, as I suck a
Worthers Origional and adjust the tartan blanket
over my knees.

(Dr Spam, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:28, archived)

do you have

27 dogs?

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:35, archived)

Erm

excuse me, but how long did your one last yesterday?

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Ijon Tichy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:24, archived)

point taken

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M@rkoni, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:30, archived)

Sorry

the sense of wonder and admiration that should've accompanied that post doesn't translate into type very well.

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Ijon Tichy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:33, archived)

ah, i see.

it was a good 8 hours, I stopped for lunch you see.
refueling as it were.

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M@rkoni, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:35, archived)

hope you washed your hands

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:39, archived)

erm.....yes.

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M@rkoni, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:42, archived)

I'll

let you off as you are a b3tan.

(Pickled_Herring, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:40, archived)

yeah your just pissed off 'cause

you can't afford one (not that i'd drive one, mind, thay are too cheap, i'd rather have my collection of vintage rolls royce's and lamborghini's which are at my country estate)

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:19, archived)

I`d love the money to be able to buy one

Then I`d go into the show room and say something like "Hello, saleperson... I have 20 odd grand to spend on a dead flashy car... but I think I`ll get myself a nice wee Golf for 11 grand and get pissed on the rest, but I`ll think of you and your commission when I`m doing it"

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:21, archived)

It's even better

to go into a showroom with someone who's thinking about getting a BMW and then play in all the cars while they stare at a brochure.

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Ijon Tichy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:25, archived)

he he

that is good, go in and say your thinking about buying one and then take them on test drives and when you come back just say you didn't like the driveing experiance it gave you.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:27, archived)

I thought

it was the ultimate driving experience ®?

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WD-39, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:30, archived)

it's very nearly

a way of life

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:32, archived)

surely the "ultimate" driving experience

means that it's the last driving experience you'll ever have...presumably because you will be mangled horrificly in some traffic snarl-up?

*ps - I really really am touching wood that this doesn't happen to anyone here, or anywhere else for this matter*

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:37, archived)

you've got to tell them that you're not gonna buy one yourself, it makes it more fun when they glare at you climbing all over the leather seats and can't do anything about it.

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Ijon Tichy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:32, archived)

sorry

can't hear you, i'm currently accessing b3ta from my lambo just tipping 200mph on the M4.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:26, archived)

So you`re either

Nowhere near Slough, or way past it... cos some smart cunt decided to wrap their bread delivery lorry around a concrete post this morning.

It`s lovely doing 5MPH for 3 miles on a motorway. So calming.

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:36, archived)

my sister drives a BMW....

and yes, bastards the lot of them.!

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Happyperson, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:20, archived)

no doubt true

although they can't be worse than drivers of those bloody landrover/4 wheel drive things?

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Craymen, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:20, archived)

Lots of them in Surrey,

just where they're needed.

(Bf's dad's got one - mind you, he's also had an MGF, his mid life crisis has lasted a long time!)

(Amerella, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:26, archived)

i live in surrey and own a BMW...

i think i maybe turning into a surrey sterotype.
but i do have a beetle as well.

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M@rkoni, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:31, archived)

VWs

nicer to drive, nicer to look at, cheaper and more reliable :)

(Amerella, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:37, archived)

I've spent more money on my beetle than i have my beemer

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M@rkoni, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:41, archived)

Oooo know that feeling,

spent about quadruple the value of my 20 year old golf... mind you it's only insured for about £500 and it's not really even worth that :)

(Amerella, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:54, archived)

And lovely it sounds too

rich git

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Samsonite, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:38, archived)

nope

very skint......at least i am now!

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M@rkoni, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:41, archived)

Old

or new?

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bob dinosaur, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:38, archived)

beetle?

very old, 1956 Oval, 1600cc, slammed, old school 5 spoke alloys.

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M@rkoni, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:40, archived)

Blimey that`s impressive

My bird has a spangly green 1972 Beetle (K reg or whatever way registration numbers work here, I`m from Northern Ireland, so I haven`t a clue as we use different registrations).

She loves it - bought it about 2 years ago with something like 40,000 miles on the clock. Not bad for a 25 year old car at the time. Still had three of the original tyres.

God what a boring post!

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:52, archived)

40,000 miles?!

Fucking hell, one careful owner then.

(Amerella, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:55, archived)

Bloody Chelsea farmers

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Samsonite, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:37, archived)

Totally

agree. Fucking bastards in their mass-produced pseudo-prestige cars.

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WD-39, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:21, archived)

Good morning everyone

Would just like to pass on my daughters thanks for helping with her home work the other day.

You lot are stars....wish I had more time to play on here again.... maybe next week...!!

have we got a calendar for this year.... I have some new pics...LOL

Do we still have the link for last year?

xxx

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Lula too poor to pay attention, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:16, archived)

Sadly,

the calendar has died a death, my fault.
But...ahem...you could always email them to me anyway. ;) The links the same.

How are you darling, keeping well?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:18, archived)

hello Bovine baby,

I am very well.... you know I handed my notice in back in June....well they keep asking me to stay...have at least one more month...!!

I have some pics of me in nothing but a policemans helmet.....LOL....is that worth starting a calendar for?

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Lula too poor to pay attention, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:21, archived)

As someone

Who has seen the calendar I would say yes!

Yours

An admirer

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:23, archived)

why thank-you

but I must add i am not the only one in the pic.....erm.....

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Lula too poor to pay attention, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:25, archived)

Oh yes

There were a set of good old pics on the calendar.
Would happily volunteer myself for future calendars as it looks like a great idea!

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:34, archived)

No,

the calendar project id dead I'm afraid, but if someone else wants to take up the mantle, thats fine.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:37, archived)

They love you, they really love you.

I think I'll leave the calendar now, mainly becasue I'm shocking at keeping things updated, but I could do something with the policeman pics if you wanted, a personal calendar for your chap or something.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:27, archived)

You Jester

think he knows about this site.....i think not....well actually he does cos every time he sends a funny pic i tell him you did it...also I still have B3ta on my mobile.

But he knows nothing about calendar,,,,,oppsss

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Lula too poor to pay attention, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:31, archived)

Best keep that one

quite then.
And keep the pictures for his eyes only, there is more to me now than looking at breasts.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:33, archived)

There

is?

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:35, archived)

Riiight

and we all believe that...

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bob dinosaur, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:35, archived)

Believe what you will.

I can change, I can change.
I don't want to be a dirty little bastard.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:39, archived)

Too

late. Just like most of us ;-)

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bob dinosaur, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:45, archived)

Nonesense,

I refuse to be Uncle.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:47, archived)

aw, that's so sweet

Uncle Bovine.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:53, archived)

No,no,no

it was discussed last night that most Uncle's are filthy perverts, I refuse to be Uncle.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:54, archived)

hello!

I think the calendar is on bovines site somewhere. www.crapjuggler.co.uk

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munkt0n, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:18, archived)

Just add a

/calendar to the end of that and you're away.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:30, archived)

it's on bovine's site

www.crapjuggler.co.uk I think. Ask him tho he'll tell you.

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biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:20, archived)

Could lord,

haven't seen you in a while.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:30, archived)

I've been in the fridge.

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biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:34, archived)

So,

nice and fresh then.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:35, archived)

I've got an exam today, so went searching for a picture of rural peace to calm me

Is it just me, or...?

(Al__S is constantly suprised, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:02, archived)

Arrrghh!

The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear!

Good luck btw

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:04, archived)

Where?

(Al__S is constantly suprised, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:05, archived)

false alarm

it's just a sheep.

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:06, archived)

Good good

don't want anything upsetting me...

(Al__S is constantly suprised, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:08, archived)

There it is again!

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:08, archived)

I'm sure

you are mistaken. Stop taking those drugs.

(Al__S is constantly suprised, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:09, archived)

Need painkillers

hungover.

Must buy grease in a bun from Benjy's...

Edit - sausage torpedo on its way.

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:10, archived)

Just finished my

sausage and egg in a baguette. Lovely.

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bob dinosaur, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:34, archived)

Argh

The fear!

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:10, archived)

What is it

with people seeing the fear? It's just a nice picture of Connemara that I fund and wanted to share...

(Al__S is constantly suprised, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:12, archived)

turin breaks

anyone know what the new turin breaks song is called, "summer rain... ...drifting through my cabbage again" or whatever?

(benguin, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 8:58, archived)

you're weird

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:02, archived)

On that note,

I spent last night teaching small children phrases from the B3ta lexicon, obviously I didn't tell them the swearing ones, however I do expect them to to be telling their teachers they didn't do their homework because they couldn't hummus.
Morning all.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:05, archived)

morning!

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jazzman, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:08, archived)

Silly chicken

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Samsonite, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:11, archived)

Yes,

that was one of the ones I taught them, and they liked the concept of Earsocks.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:13, archived)

Splendid!

Were these any particular children or were you randomly accosting kids at the school gates yesterday?

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Ijon Tichy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:15, archived)

Nah,

They were the kiddies who go juggling, bless them.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:19, archived)

heh heh, reminds me of when I taught

my 1 and a half year old goddaughter to do the Gay Exchange dance on command to piss her dad off cos he was homophobic.

(Nacho, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:16, archived)

it's great teaching kids stuff

I taught my god son to smash his dad's feet with his toy car...my mate now has a fractured toe and a black nail.

kids eh!?!

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M@rkoni, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:19, archived)

it certainly is.

Letting them make you up is quite good as well. 2 male friends and I let our mate's 4 year old put make up on us, then went in to town. We looked a bit of a state. Bit like the cosmetic counter girls at boots after a hard night.

(Nacho, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:21, archived)

He he he,

That's fantastic. I taught my cousins kid the art of Blowing Raspberries.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:22, archived)

I love it when kids

get to the age where they've just learnt to make tea and coffee. They offer to make it all the time cos it's such a novelty.

(Nacho, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:24, archived)

That sounds like

child labour to me.
Good job.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:31, archived)

I think it`s called

Summer Rain (Painkiller) or something like that...

...rather be listening to The Smiths on my way to work to be honest :-)

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:03, archived)

oh yeah -

all about asprins and stuff - thanks

(benguin, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:08, archived)

morning

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SuperMatt, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 8:57, archived)

Extremely

Woo!

(sumzeros, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:01, archived)

hahaha

*bump*
hahaha
*clatter*
hehehe
*crunch*

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:45, archived)

Outtakes from the Muppet Movies other ending were destroyed

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Samsonite, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 8:52, archived)

That is so very wrong

Anything with Kermit's face should not stir such feelings in my loins.

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Ijon Tichy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 8:58, archived)

Nice pic

Whose is the original body?

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 8:58, archived)

mine

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M@rkoni, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:05, archived)

phwoar!

that is all

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:07, archived)

I'm a fit bird me !

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M@rkoni, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:10, archived)

How you doin'?

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WD-39, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:13, archived)

ARGH...HeLp

my intermaweb browser / computer has killed all my favorites.......nooooooooooooooo....does anyone have a link to a decent pic of the fear?
bloody compooters......Bastards.....

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M@rkoni, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:17, archived)

I think

it's in here isn't it.

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Ijon Tichy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:21, archived)

Thank

Ewe.

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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M@rkoni, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:23, archived)

It's Shrek's bird!

:o)

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:07, archived)

Shrek's bird

was totty.....until she changed

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WD-39, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:09, archived)

I would

have. Not now though.

FACT

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:13, archived)

nice

name change my friend

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WD-39, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:08, archived)

i tried to start again...

but there was nothing left

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M@rkoni, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:10, archived)

I know

that feeling....

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WD-39, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:12, archived)

Lucy Lawless.

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Samsonite, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:07, archived)

A lovely lass.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:11, archived)

I liked in Bruces book

she got called Loosy Largeass

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Samsonite, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:17, archived)

The Campbell

reigns supreme

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WD-39, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:22, archived)

Tried this place then?

optimusfilms.20m.com/directors/sr/sounds.html

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Samsonite, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:31, archived)

No, not seen that

But I love his own site. Funny as hell. Bruce Campbell.com funnily enough

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WD-39, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:35, archived)

Total agreement

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Samsonite, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:39, archived)

His rants

are superbly funny

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WD-39, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:41, archived)

Very

nicely done. Morning all

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WD-39, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:01, archived)

Yes

it is still morning isn't it.

Actually it's quite a nice one here too.

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Ijon Tichy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:04, archived)

holy fuck!

i just realized i know nest to nothing about one of my favorite bands, mogwai- so i googled for their site and there it was
i click to go to the site, there is a page that redirects you to the actual site or whatever, but on that redirecting page, there was one of the b3ta'd 6th sense pics, with the kid and willis looking all dramatic like with the queen in the background

so just now i went back to get the url if proof is needed and it was a different picture

so um... here clicky

(sketcher, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 8:25, archived)

Hit F5

and you'll get it again. Whose is that?
Edit:They are hosting the pics. At least they aren't leeching bandwidth. :-)

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Artamnesia, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 8:28, archived)

it does that

different pic every time. No idea how many there are - haven't seen that before though...

Fantastic band though

(christophaloph, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 8:28, archived)

eh?

I see no 6th sense pic..

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munkt0n, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 8:28, archived)

here ya go

oh look, she's waving... or am i going crazy again
damn... they have some sort of magic on it... you cant... uhh.... bah... my brain just shut down
its 2:30... time for sleep

(sketcher, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 8:35, archived)

me too

goodnight fork, goodnight spoon, goodnight cow that jumped over the moon.

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Allanon, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 8:39, archived)

Goodnight Brush,

Goodnight Mush, Goodnight old lady whispering hush

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Artamnesia, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 8:43, archived)

But for me

it is now morning.

Hello everyone!

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Ijon Tichy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 8:44, archived)

Mornin'

how goes it?

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M@rkoni, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 8:51, archived)

Terrible

I'm a complete muppet with no sense of priority which means I worked most of last night and got in the office two hours early, just so's I could pretend I've actually done some work since Christmas.

Still, how's yerself?

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Ijon Tichy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 8:57, archived)

unlucky mate

me...banging headache, and i don't even drink!
and I hate this job. Other than that I'm fine.

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M@rkoni, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:04, archived)

you're the unlucky one with the unreasonable headache, I'm merely stupid and in a situation all of my own creation.

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Ijon Tichy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:06, archived)

hairy muff

as it's friday i intend to spend all day on here!

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M@rkoni, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:11, archived)

admirable plan and one which I hope to follow (as usual) if at all possible.

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Ijon Tichy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:14, archived)

i saw the picture too...

thought i was going mental, but it would appear I am not the only one.

(ed_case, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:45, archived)

i can see it

random image generator of some sort... proof it exists though
[click - new window]

(nic0le, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:58, archived)

I found this awfully addicitive game

Sort of "pictionary" online.
I sketch

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Artamnesia, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 7:53, archived)

doesn't work for me :(

gets stuck on 'logging on to server'
and I have to say that OS X theme looks more hideous than the default XP 'fisher price' theme
[ed]I've also noticed that artamnesia never replies to my posts, how rude!

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munkt0n, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 7:59, archived)

heh yeah

give me the Atari ST GEM any day!

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 8:09, archived)

yeah

I came across that last week. some web comic was gabbing about it. It is rather neat.

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Allanon, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 8:20, archived)

Oh poo!

I was off ... doing something. Yes, the interface sucks, but it found myself getting very into the game. I was doing really well until it was my turn to draw and I got "steal" as a clue and drew this awful rendition of a burglar and then fled the site in shame. People were guessing "Mexican" and "bartender".
Edit: and remember that your name was featured in my first ever b3ta dream. I was at a neighbor's front yard which was crammed with extravagent play things and one thing was a set of foam letters that spelled out M.U.N.K.T.O.N. It was entirely subliminal as I didn't even recognize anyone's name at that point.

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Artamnesia, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 8:16, archived)

sounds like fun

it's probably because of the firewall at work..

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munkt0n, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 8:17, archived)

Hmmm this could be interesting

Hands up who else has had a 'b3ta dream'?

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Ijon Tichy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 8:48, archived)

*sheepishly raises hand*

I dreamt I was snowboarding, and Fluffy overtook me cos he was shooting down on his front like penguins are wont to do.

..........shuffling off to get help..........

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shindig, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 8:58, archived)

I've never had any memes

in my dreams.

But for some reason the other night I had a dream about going around London and I kept bumping into Spacefish and a couple of others from on here.

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Ijon Tichy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:02, archived)

Ditto pour moi

(re: the game, not Ms Amnesia).

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bob dinosaur, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 8:16, archived)

That's odd

It's just Flash. Firewall?

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Artamnesia, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 8:19, archived)

woo!

worked for me - I guessed Midnight Snack correctly. :)

(Nacho, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 8:20, archived)

I was first on

"birdbath". Very proud.

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Artamnesia, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 8:26, archived)

Threadjack!

Ms. Modesty,

Wot's the weather like there in Chicago?

(sumzeros, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 8:28, archived)

It is so fucking cold

I can't begin to tell you.

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Artamnesia, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 8:31, archived)

It's

-2f here in Louisville... I'm sure it's worse there.
Glad to see there's more than one American insomniac here. :)

(sumzeros, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 8:33, archived)

It's warmer here!

bizarre. 3 degrees. -16c.

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Artamnesia, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 8:35, archived)

Yikes that is odd...

High winds making it worse here.

Edit:
Nice Lomos BTW.

(sumzeros, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 8:38, archived)

I've got lamps

as the background on my laptop. It's lovely

Rogan's kite-flying elephants is my work backdrop

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bob dinosaur, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 8:42, archived)

Can you tell what it is yet?

Here's one my friend made whilst drunk on New Years.

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Samsonite, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 8:29, archived)

glass

cock?

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Artamnesia, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 8:32, archived)

Nope.

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Samsonite, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 8:33, archived)

oh, the bird has an udder

doesn't it? martini cowbird.

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Artamnesia, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 8:36, archived)

Close

it has a cow in it.

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Samsonite, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 8:37, archived)

Well that'll be

a cowbell

(aneraseroflove excuse me...i have to go to space now, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 8:40, archived)

Yay!

Well done you're the second nutter to guess what it is.

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Samsonite, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 8:42, archived)

Cow-Bell Grass Clock...

(sumzeros, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 8:41, archived)

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:02, archived)

Hello

Ms! Long time no speak - how is life treating you?

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bob dinosaur, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 8:34, archived)

Good and bad

had a rather awkward situation today concerning intellectual property. It felt really horrible for a while but eventually worked out fine.
How are you?

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Artamnesia, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 8:39, archived)

Not doing too badly

Except that I went to see Junior Senior last night (absolutely great live!), got a little drunk and got three hours sleep. Things are going to go rapidly downhill this afternoon ;-)

Glad to hear the yhe IP issue is sorted. Was it related to b3ta or real work?

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bob dinosaur, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 8:41, archived)

Any

Yanks here see Billy Corgan's new lame band on Letterman
last night? Udder suckage...

(sumzeros, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 8:47, archived)

Any band Corgan's in

is just going to be Billy Corgan's new band. Horrible, horrible.

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Artamnesia, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 8:52, archived)

Exactly...

They are called "ZWAM" or something foolish like that.

(sumzeros, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 8:55, archived)

Did you

ever see "Slash's Snakepit"? Post GnR vanity band. Three clean-cut, check-shirt-wearing all-American kids and a dude in skintight black leather with huge hair and a top hat. Very odd. Shite music too.

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bob dinosaur, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 8:55, archived)

Thaey lasted about two days...

kinda like steve perry's attemp during aerosmith's Hiatus...

(sumzeros, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 8:58, archived)

b3ta

which is why it could be put into perspective and all worked out.
Have to look into Junior senior.
(wish I could sleep)

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Artamnesia, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 8:50, archived)

It's not as if

you were making money off it ;-) Wake the bf and get him to tire you out... so you can go to sleep with a smile on your face ;-)

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bob dinosaur, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 8:53, archived)

I will take your sound advice

night all!

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Artamnesia, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:01, archived)

G'night!

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bob dinosaur, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:01, archived)

If you don't know JS

watch this. It's great!

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bob dinosaur, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 8:51, archived)

Possibly

if it's trying something odd. Can't think of any other explanation really.

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bob dinosaur, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 8:33, archived)

that game is a total time leech

it's addictive in a way that pictionary can only dream of - i have no idea why being an online version should make it better, but it does :)

annoyingly, it seems to use a high port to check what 'rooms' are active, so it doesn't run while i'm at work, no problems on dialup though.

i've lost hours and hours to that game ....

phil.

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spiny - things are looking up, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 8:28, archived)

Ahhhh! isketch

fantastic game, been around for a bit though, shockwave tried to do there own version but it wasn't as popular.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 8:49, archived)

*whistles innocently*

Thread Waste-a-go-go

This'll be my only chance today to suggest a challenge, so I'm gonna use it. I reckon we should do:
What fills The Fear with fear?

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 7:41, archived)

challenge suggestion

the best way of torturing thread wasters! ;)

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munkt0n, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 7:49, archived)

challenge suggestion

the best way of luring out lurkers

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 7:52, archived)

so that's how

you get a challenge suggested. never knew it.

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Allanon, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 8:12, archived)

yesterday there was an excellent suggestion

- Extreme (Sport) Animals -

I think that could be a beauty.

Morning Everyone. How are we all on this fine Friday?

Today I will be celebrating moving on from Unlucky 13 FP's by selling shitloads of programming courses and becoming filthy rich.

That's the plan, anyway.

Anyone want to learn .net, j2ee, xml etc?

Go on, make my day, punk!

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 7:55, archived)

Unlucky 13 FP's?

wassat? I need to learn xml, or more importantly what's the point of xml!

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munkt0n, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 7:58, archived)

I got a frontpage last night

and it fills me with joy - I thought my Elixir of Hummus had stopped working :)

Extensible Markup Language - is a cross-platform markup language for creating other markup languages - from creating simple web pages to connecting web/network devices to big fuck-off databases.

I'm not going to spam my services here (I love the board too much) - but I'll email you a link to our site.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 8:02, archived)

I knew that much

I just have never been shown a working example, or a situation where it would be needed.
go on then, send us the link to [email protected]

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munkt0n, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 8:04, archived)

oops

it's gone to your hotmail (clever outlook express...grrr)
z'at okay?

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 8:08, archived)

should be

it's not that large a message is it?

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munkt0n, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 8:08, archived)

I accidentally attached The Interweb to it

it's about 30 terrabytes I think.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 8:12, archived)

haha!

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munkt0n, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 8:13, archived)

I do all dat

stuff anyway. I've even read the Xml specification (ouch - don't bother ;-)

munkt9n: Xml is a self-documenting file format, which makes it really useful when you're providing/requesting data to/from another system which you don't control. You can add more information to the response without breaking existing clients, which is extremely handy when you don't control the clients. Coordinating releases across multiple systems is rather difficult...

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bob dinosaur, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 8:29, archived)

thanks bob!

ooh! nice typo, I'm going to change my name to that today!

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munkt0n, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 8:33, archived)

oops!

Think I'll leave it in - I'll take the credit if you do change ;-)

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bob dinosaur, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 8:36, archived)

Woo!

I rule!

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bob dinosaur, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 8:44, archived)

Give us the link

My company is determined to have all us code monkeys trained up with J2EE bits and bobs by the end of the year. If your stuff looks good they just might hoy some dosh your way

[email protected]

(aneraseroflove excuse me...i have to go to space now, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 8:43, archived)

ta chuck

I've mailed you!

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:49, archived)

that's pretty good

prepare for many 2 headed goats...

Or kittens with the Power of Cute.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 7:58, archived)

Don't act so surprised,, your Highness...

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wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 7:11, archived)

At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi...

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wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 7:24, archived)

My name's Luke Skywalker

I've come to fix your boiler...
or something

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wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 7:33, archived)

I'm only posting this so that I can say "Lookit! I've got a furtive!"

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gracielou, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 8:01, archived)

ha ha!

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viama, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 7:44, archived)

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munkt0n, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 7:48, archived)

have a

drunken monkey woo:

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 7:56, archived)

darth

Urk - thats his DAUGHTER man - how sick is that lol

(Scathe, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:25, archived)

no no
but of couse she means yes!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:46, archived)

Ahh

the dildo gag
a classic woo

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johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:04, archived)

will you think less of me

If I take part in somethingawful.com's Photoshop Phyrday? I just got clued into this and it seems like fun and since I no have class on Fridays, I get all day to tattyshop! please don't hate me.

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Allanon, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 7:09, archived)

oh hell naw

I just read you have to pay $10 to register for the forum . Yes I will pay for b3ta but it's out of love. I don't want to be forced to do it, that's just plain stupid.

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Allanon, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 7:18, archived)

I wont hate you if you do me a favour

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 7:37, archived)

wot?

I'll help if I can. :)

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Allanon, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 7:47, archived)

uh its

OK
I wasted a thread instead

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 7:52, archived)

getting stoned

hehe, just got back from heavey smokeage and shouted at by my mother... i luv smoking pot, eases the pain (^_^) <-- mmmmm, japanesey

(i like cheese, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 6:05, archived)

This thread isn't doing much...

I did it. I actually got up and ready in time for the 0627 train. I haven't woken up yet, though, so when I get to work I might find I've no pants on or something.

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Uncle Joe, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 6:09, archived)

Nothing wrong with that

if you work as a lifeguard.
Or in an office, much amusement could be had at your expense.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 6:16, archived)

arf arf

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 6:22, archived)

just make sure

you don't call your boss "mum" or "dad"

and that you just go to the toilet without asking first if you're really desperate

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wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 7:27, archived)

Made it

Pants seem to be OK. Train didn't break down and the DBM made me a cup of tea. All I have to do now is remember why I am here.

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Uncle Joe, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 8:07, archived)

The Dark Bacteria Master

made you a cup of tea? Aren't you lucky!!! :D

(the_cyberneticist, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 8:13, archived)

What can I say...

It sells
edit/Theoretically speaking if a Tui consumed that much alcohol it would dangerously drunk & depressed.

(ApertureJam, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 5:39, archived)

oh the punnage

(Sup3rfish, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 5:46, archived)

You said

make him hotter, right?

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Artamnesia, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 5:34, archived)

Cute!

and so it begins..
maybe it's the foreshortening (in the original pic), but he does seem to be carrying a bit of weight..?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 5:35, archived)

that's really cool!

i'm working on a gif of Hitler riding my dog, but I don't know too much about making gifs (editing photos I'm fine with). What do you use to combine the edited photos into an animated gif?

and yes, he is fat.

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sppotlight, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 5:51, archived)

i'm tired

Goodnight yall. I didn't get any studying done, oh well.
I'll finish up my dog gif later, I think that I will make him waving, instead of the whole Hitler thing. Hitler's not really all that funny when he's riding a fat dog, anyway.

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sppotlight, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 5:59, archived)

I was gone for a bit

but if you are still around I use Macromedia's Fireworks. Most people here use ImageReady which comes with Photoshop.

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Artamnesia, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 7:06, archived)

teehee

he be cute.

but not as cute as my doggy.
Whom I shall post a picture of later in the year, until then, I must go to school a while.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 6:36, archived)

this is my dog

can everyone see him?

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sppotlight, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 4:52, archived)

ahhh!

how do I make him smaller?

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sppotlight, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 4:53, archived)

ok, this test failed...

i can't make him smaller...

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sppotlight, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 4:54, archived)

the problem is

when I type in size="250" into my little img src place, it disappears after I post the message. And then my fecking huge dog is staring everyone in the face at fecking huge res. Help!

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sppotlight, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 4:56, archived)

try

width="250"

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Artamnesia, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 4:57, archived)

thank you.

it's just one of those days, you know?

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sppotlight, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 4:59, archived)

what are you

doing up at this time of the night/morning?

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 4:59, archived)

"studying"

for an exam later today... Calculus, and AP Latin/ Catullus

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sppotlight, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 5:01, archived)

It's only 11 pm

for me. I'll probably stay up 'til 2 or so. I'm working on a website for a guy who writes an annual book on baseball prospects. I like to work with him because he let's me do what I want...for the most part.

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Artamnesia, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 5:04, archived)

post the url

once you get it done. I bet the mates here on the board will enjoy something like that.

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sppotlight, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 5:06, archived)

Baseball?

You think so? I also make sites for a fantasy baseball league. They are almost done with this season (Songs about fucking). Next season is going to be Surfer Rosa and I need to start on that. Should be fun!

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Artamnesia, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 5:15, archived)

come on

Everyone loves baseball. Sort of.

But it is something that you put effort into, and the folks here on the board usually appreciate anything that someone put effort into.

btw, it's quarter after midnight here...

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sppotlight, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 5:18, archived)

Where are you?

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Artamnesia, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 5:21, archived)

cincinnati

home of the worst football team in the history of the world (seriously)

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sppotlight, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 5:23, archived)

Are they called

the Cincinatti Mice?
..heard it in a George Carlin riff, never been there.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 5:32, archived)

no, we're the

Bungles, er, i mean Bengals.

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sppotlight, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 5:52, archived)

Woo

Big Black and Pixies references in the same post. ROCK ON!!!

edit: I'm not stuck in the '80s, it's just that new music is (mostly) shit..
/old fart

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 5:27, archived)

The leagues

is played with players from the eighties. So each season is named with the commisioner's favorite album from that year. 87 - Songs about fucking, 88 - Surfer Rosa.

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Artamnesia, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 7:08, archived)

a far better way of doing it

is to actually make the image 250px wide. That way people aren't downloading a high-res image and only veiwing a small picture.

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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 5:21, archived)

but it's only 34 k to begin with, the scan quality was rather low

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sppotlight, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 5:21, archived)

is it pink?

(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 4:53, archived)

no,

it's just the angle. Or something.

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sppotlight, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 4:57, archived)

Yep

AND HE CAN SEE US!!
RUN!!!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 4:54, archived)

err...

You just subjected your dog to the maniacal hands of "imaginative" B3tans... Oh what a tangled web you wove

(ApertureJam, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 5:15, archived)

u r welcome

to potatoeslap him however you want... it might be fun, I'm sure he wouldn't mind too much

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sppotlight, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 5:22, archived)

b3ta pager: WORKBORESME

hey, where you at lately?

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Allanon, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 4:49, archived)

very good question

haven't seen her for ages.......

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 4:54, archived)

I've never seen her

just her posts on here, eh..
and a couple of pictures she's put up for us.
(yes, that picture)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 4:55, archived)

She posts around 3 AM board time

when she posts

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Or is it?, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 5:10, archived)

Righto

that's me for the week.
Ka kite ano e ngā tangata katoa!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 5:34, archived)

I think she got a new job...

so she is either working really hard or does not have the same sort of access to the interweb at her new place....

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Bitchpapa, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:05, archived)

Opposition to the caging of wombat in Iraq is growing

Heh, I should have just said it's a spoonerism :)

(marv, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 4:37, archived)

Okay

I know it's past 5:30 on a Friday afternoon here and I'm not thinking very fast, but..
spoons?
okay, spoons..

edit: what I'm supposed to be doing is calling people up and telling them they haven't got a job with us. Why does it feel so hard when I'm the one in the position of power?
Soft-hearted I guess.. or maybe the memory of my own (many) rejections..

edit: in fact they took it rather well. I r nice boss, yay.

edit: oh, and woo, by the way.
Lovely wombat.
YAAAAY WOMBAT!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 4:38, archived)

Fred Jack

/sigh

I am so ready to go home... 4pm and counting. I do not want to be here. I went to the gym for the first time in errr 15 years this morning then spent 3 hours at a customer site before arriving in the office at 1pm. I'm tired, aching and just can't keep my head on work.

I'm sure there's some work I'm supposed to be doing. Doesn't make it any easier that I'm on the cusp of a 3 day weekend either.

And I'm hungry, damnit and the shop is closed!

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Ratsta, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 5:14, archived)

I think

that is the saddest post I have ever read.

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Artamnesia, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 5:17, archived)

Sad as in "Gee that Rat guy is such a sad loser"?

or did you reply to the wrong message? /grin

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Ratsta, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 5:19, archived)

Being on the interweb

half the time doesn't make you a loser.
Does it?
(looks around)

yay for three-day weekends (as below)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 5:31, archived)

certainly not

photochopped

(dookie, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 4:29, archived)

My first reaction to that

is to find somebody's head to put in the basket..
but whose?
anyone's would be funny, but hmmmmm.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 4:42, archived)

Little did Steve know....

That the Final Battle Was fast approaching. Steve grew suspicous of his so called partner....

(R3Z, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 4:24, archived)

She looks like

she could use a good sponging.

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Ratsta, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 4:25, archived)

i hate that bitch!

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Allanon, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 4:48, archived)

heheh

that made me giggle... i was but a child when 'V' was on telly... scared the willies out of me it did.. heheh...

(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 4:55, archived)

Cheers !

I am glad someone got it, V made me pretty scared as a kid, but eating the canary's was cool to watch.

(R3Z, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 5:03, archived)

For the most part

I thought it was passable. The eating of small critters was cute but the plastic lizard heads in the shower room scene in once episode made me laugh scornfully at them.

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Ratsta, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 5:11, archived)

yay blatant repostage

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:24, archived)

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