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so i did both

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idlesod, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:32, archived)

With his new spoiler

Kev was going to seriously impress the laydeez!

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Horatio P Lemming, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:26, archived)

Haha!

Nice job.
Are ladies really impressed by spoilers?

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technical itch, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:27, archived)

yes

oh yes

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gracielou, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:29, archived)

i agree with gracielou

i've gone quite weak at the knees. Does anyone have any smelling salts?

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butchbint, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:32, archived)

If you would just swoon properly

it would give them the chance to be all manly and catch you

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gracielou, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:37, archived)

i really should make a joke here

about not having a crane or a block and tackle handy

but i'm not going to... ;)

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new_matt, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:39, archived)

better not

or i'll swoon in your direction

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butchbint, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:44, archived)

that's the best offer i've had in months

;)

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new_matt, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:55, archived)

poor dear

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butchbint, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:05, archived)

Very

wise ;)

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Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:34, archived)

Swooning

is different from fainting, with Fainting you just pass out and hit the floor.
With swooning, you get chance to flutter your hands in your face, lay one hand,palm facing forwards, against your forehead and then fall gracefully onto a chaise longue.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:42, archived)

it's such a shame

that it has become one of those lost arts

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gracielou, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:43, archived)

if we started wearing

corsets again then we'd be swooning left, right and centre

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butchbint, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:44, archived)

you'd have to carry round a lacy hanky

at all times as well, which you can drop as you walk by, smiliing coyly

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new_matt, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:48, archived)

we'd probably better stop having opinions too

they can be so dangerous for a young lady.

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butchbint, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:51, archived)

so true

lets go and sit quietly in the drawing room while the men have brandy and cigars in the library. They might be talking politics, and you know how that just confuses us and makes us worry.

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gracielou, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:55, archived)

Yes,

and say things like 'why, Mr.Ludloe, what would father say.'

Right, I think it might be time for a 'Bronte' day.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:52, archived)

you're all have to go riding horses across the moor

and my young sister will run off with that unsuitable chap from the Army.

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butchbint, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:07, archived)

ooh

is my name ok, I've never, erm, actualy read bronte, and I'm american.

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gracielou, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:08, archived)

Perfect

You can be the American with the mysterious past who has come to England. We true aristocrats will probably look down our noses at you as we doubt that your title is real. You'll end up marrying the best bloke though.

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butchbint, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:11, archived)

aww

I wanted to be the govorness who gets the secret inheritance. (as long as someone rips my bodice open, I'll be pretty happy though.)

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gracielou, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:14, archived)

you couldn't possibly be a governess if you're a countess!

My sense of social customs has been grossly offended!

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butchbint, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:18, archived)

I couldn't possibly spell it either.

I'm only here as a governess because I don't know that my real father, the count, is on his deathbed. Hence the pending inheritance.

edit: would that be more acceptable?

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gracielou, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:21, archived)

Your name,

is fine it means you have considerable qualities that make you highly desirable to Horse boot wearing cads like myself.
Money and titles, mainly, not to mention your large assets.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:13, archived)

hehe, you said both "tit" and "ass"

/resumes character

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gracielou, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:16, archived)

I think they should bring

it back, along with the use of fans.
I can just see the local nightclub full of girls, giggling behind their fans and making soulful eyes at a young chap.
Gentler days.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:46, archived)

thus speaks

the voice of experience :)

Me, I simply get a nosebleed in intensely romantic situations.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:45, archived)

i could do with an intensely romantic situation

i've got a lot of pent up romance

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new_matt, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:47, archived)

must be an allergic

reaction to the wool

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Dr Drink, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:47, archived)

arf!

*bleat*

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:48, archived)

I've got some salty smells

will they do?

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:43, archived)

you little charmer

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butchbint, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:48, archived)

Sic Bro...

All you need now is some neons under the rim.

(BurningFeetMan, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:28, archived)

Hmmmm.

Are those cool too? I always thought they made it look like you're trying to sell something.
Might as well have a neon Budweiser sign in the back.

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technical itch, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:29, archived)

Can I just threadjack to say

BOLLOCKS! I'M OFF TO CUNTING WORK!

BAA!

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gurningchimp, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:29, archived)

At 10:29 am???

What on earth are you grumbling about?
You must work in advertising...

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technical itch, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:31, archived)

10:29!!!!

If you work in advertising
you should be off to lunch

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Toast_not_ghosts, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:33, archived)

Anyone who works in marketing or advertising, kill yourself, now.
No seriously, kill yourself

/Hicks

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butchbint, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:50, archived)

Madam,

Would you care for a stroll down to the trout pond, methinks the moonlight glinting from the water would compliment your eyes most perfectly.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:02, archived)

Sir!

Your invitation is kind, but I feel my father would not approve. We have known each other but for a day.

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butchbint, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:17, archived)

Ah but what a day.

A thousand lifetimes have passed since I last looked at your face and have grieved countless time in your passing.
Just a small walk.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:22, archived)

I cannot refuse you any longer

I think your riding breeches have persuaded me.
What an adventure we shall have by the trout pond.

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butchbint, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:24, archived)

I think this is the first time in memory...

that No-Hands has been off the Top 20 list on ratemykitten!

(Kimbo, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:14, archived)

How can this happen?!

He was number two the other day, and now no-one loves him!

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:16, archived)

This here's a THREADJACK

at the risk of sounding like the worlds biggest dipshit. where can I find a gif animator?

(Mortimer, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:20, archived)

This here's an answer...

download.com or use Image Ready which comes with Photoshopie.

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:21, archived)

Ooo Ooo Ooo Ooo! Me Sir!

Any tips or tutorials you can recommend for using image ready thang?

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gurningchimp, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:24, archived)

it's a pain in the arse

at the beginning, but it gets easier.

it's all to do with layers...

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new_matt, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:26, archived)

Guess I'll just have to keep at it then

*rassinfrassinimagereadynotdoingwhatiwantittoo*

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gurningchimp, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:28, archived)

what are you trying to do?

you need a new layer for each frame, or at least each moving bit of each frame (if you see what i mean)

it does get a lot easier if you persevere.

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new_matt, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:30, archived)

i lurve gifbuilder

it's free. and tiny. and lovely. but it might be mac only.

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gracielou, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:32, archived)

I've found it best to mess with the frames using layers

and then use a 3rd party compressor to make them smaller.

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:38, archived)

And here's a valiant leap for the bandwagon...

What are we? Your gif animator locator bitches?

(PS: I like Jasc Animation Shop, it's nice and easy to use and the demo is free)

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technical itch, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:25, archived)

I was given

this link yesterday, but I haven't tried using it yet.

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:26, archived)

I can't find him at all!

I search for hands, and he isn't there.
how is this possible?

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gracielou, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:17, archived)

he's still there

www.ratemykitten.com/?kitten=3148

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butchbint, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:20, archived)

how did he get replaced

by this clearly defective cat
www.ratemykitten.com/?kitten=23040

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gracielou, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:24, archived)

That kitten

obviously got drunk to celebrate his success!

What kind of example does that set for younger kittens? I ask you!

(Indole Ring, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:27, archived)

Don't panic, he's still there

www.ratemykitten.com/?kitten=3148

but I do worry about the fact that I have that URL committed to memory

(Indole Ring, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:21, archived)

Ooh just bubbling under on 8.67

needs 8.68 to get back in the top 20.

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:22, archived)

"bhie"

*turns calculator upside down and looks for hidden messages*

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rob, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:22, archived)

Beware He Is Evil

(Indole Ring, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:25, archived)

that wasn't really panic

it was more like disbelief

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gracielou, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:26, archived)

I love you.

What? Huh?

(BurningFeetMan, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:28, archived)

drugs.

it's the drugs, isn't it.

I go bed.

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gracielou, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:30, archived)

Noooo!!!

I've got another 10 hours left on my shift! All the other girls here are ugly, except for all the other girls here.

(BurningFeetMan, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:33, archived)

it's very possible

that you are in need of therapy.

(the only men I attract are complete and utter nutjobs, give or take the occasional future homosexual)

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gracielou, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:40, archived)

You called?

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:58, archived)

Your

going to be gay

(Indole Ring, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:02, archived)

FACT

3/5 of all ex boyfriends now like boys. two are dating each other. It's madness.

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gracielou, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:11, archived)

blimey

what do you do to them?

(Indole Ring, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:16, archived)

Well

I do work in fashion...

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:12, archived)

Maybe it wasn't panic

for you ...

(Indole Ring, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:28, archived)

arrrghhhh

I HATE that feckin' cat.

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Dr Drink, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:19, archived)

I envisage you

shaking your fist and going 'GGRRRRR'.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:20, archived)

hehehe

...

(hazey, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:21, archived)

he's close

but it was more of an angled eyebrow and screwed up forehead sort of thing.

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Dr Drink, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:23, archived)

You should have

closed one eye and gone 'Doooh'.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:24, archived)

thank fuck for that

the saturday protests worked

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rob, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:19, archived)

Thank Fruit loops for that.

Bout time, cause, No Hands is a Twat.

(BurningFeetMan, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:20, archived)

I was just wondering,

how can a small kitten be a twat?
Has it offened your family, did it sleep with your woman, is he arrogant or something?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:24, archived)

It goes deep...

Do I have to open old wounds?

(BurningFeetMan, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:27, archived)

He was there all the time

Just smaller than you remember

*edit* click image for bigger smaller

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mozza, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:51, archived)

woo
yay
houpla

(Indole Ring, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:54, archived)

has anyone put photoshopped kittens on there?

hmmm?

(joshwa ultra lurker, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:24, archived)

I think they're just bringing in fresh Top 20!

I know not a single one of the "New Rulers"! Nohands and friends were there too long, and since everyone checked out the Top 20 they got even more clicks and nothing could get them off the top! It's like the music biz really! ;-)

(SYS64738, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:35, archived)

Knees up muvva braan.......Knees up muvva braan.......

Under the table you will go.....

ei ai ei ai ei ai oh.....

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M@rkoni, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:12, archived)

topper!

(hazey, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:13, archived)

Woo

is that.

And yay

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Darryn.R, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:14, archived)

thats just toooo damn cool!

it animates too! didnt see that first time, simply enhances it! if the pics carry on this way we may have to invade somewhere to get their Woo Yay Houpla supplies cos we'll run out at this rate

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:16, archived)

ha HA!

that's brilliant

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Dr Drink, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:19, archived)

Top

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cow23, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:37, archived)

I love that

immensely

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:48, archived)

nose too cute

nose far too cute.

lovely work!

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mozza, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:52, archived)

And this one...

..I just hope his bark is worse than his bite.

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Darryn.R, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:12, archived)

very very cute

oh yes

9hrs 56mins

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M@rkoni, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:13, archived)

That rocks!

So does Peter Kay!

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:15, archived)

that is

very scary! :)

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hYpe is haunted by humans, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:14, archived)

aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhh

but how does it smell?

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:31, archived)

i apologise in advance for this...

steven seagull

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hYpe is haunted by humans, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:11, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!

I heart that pun. you're a genius.

(Mortimer, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:14, archived)

kill it

oh dear god, won't someone put it out of it's misery!

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M@rkoni, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:14, archived)

I would

But seagulls are a protected species...

Bicarbonate laced bread anyone?

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gurningchimp, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:19, archived)

I thought that was

only pidgeons?

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Dr Drink, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:20, archived)

No... Seagulls too

*Thinks back to 15 years ago*

[Cue timewarping effect]

"Why I remember Weston-Super-Mare Pier, the gulls and the resulting police chase through the city center... Great days"

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gurningchimp, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:23, archived)

ha ha ha

*notes fact down in Useless Fact note-pad*

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Dr Drink, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:24, archived)

Works with Pheasents too

Although won't leave much to eat...

I must point out at this point that I am now a vegetarian...

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gurningchimp, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:26, archived)

god

do they blow up?

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new_matt, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:28, archived)

Not so much as rupture

Don't do it, is not a pretty sight...

Far more humane to shoot em with an air rifle and chase them round a field/woods until they bleed to death...

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gurningchimp, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:30, archived)

repost

/not amused

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munkt0n, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:28, archived)

sorry

it was on geocities last time and all i saw was a

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hYpe is haunted by humans, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:37, archived)

The Original Monophonic Spree

just weren't as good

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groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:11, archived)

woo

yay

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christhebarker, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:19, archived)

just got it

oh dear god i'm slow today

woooooo

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M@rkoni, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:20, archived)

spot the ball

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Scottyk1, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:10, archived)

under his paw?

i give up!

woo to you

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M@rkoni, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:15, archived)

He's cute and all..

..but he's eating us out of house and home.

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Darryn.R, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:07, archived)

I don't know whether to,

Run away yelling, or Run away screaming...

(BurningFeetMan, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:08, archived)

I don't know whether

to pat it on the head or hide...

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man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:10, archived)

AAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:09, archived)

wow

sure looks hungry. would he(?) wear muzzle glasses?

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mozza, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:17, archived)

As an IT professional, i get somewhat annoyed at the inability of Microsoft to properly patch things so they work

So ive decided to write to him, this is the first draft, can you let me know what you think please?

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:07, archived)

I trust

you will be enclosing it with a small sachet of anthrax spores...

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man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:08, archived)

I just bought

one of your moosepads!

(Kimbo, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:15, archived)

really?!

FANTASTIC! YOUVE JUST MADE THE LAST COUPLE OF DAYS EVEN BETTER

*dons manic grin, then runs off to see the sales report

[edit] WOOHOO! MY FIRST SALE! THANK YOU!

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:22, archived)

i concur

whole heartedly!

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M@rkoni, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:16, archived)

Fink..

..rules! Good luck with your effort, although i think it's in vain! ;-)

And yes, Windows DOES smell of poo!

(SYS64738, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:22, archived)

no hands, no head

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Coprolite, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:07, archived)

(BurningFeetMan, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:09, archived)

hahahahah

thats smashing, they both are in fact!

on a jacking note, Rob, Weebl and a man named Dave whos board name i cant remember: bloody nice blokes - FACT!

they gave me biscuits : D

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:12, archived)

WHAT?

Really? Expensive biscuits?

(BurningFeetMan, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:18, archived)

mmmmm yes

cookies, and Maryland ones at that

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:23, archived)

thanks to dr fonz who's anim i nicked, and thirdman for the linky

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 9:58, archived)

yarr!

nice one.

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MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:00, archived)

lol

the words sod off do it for me.
classic

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johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:03, archived)

Due to a tragic clerical error

Betty's cornea transplant had gone horribly wrong

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Horatio P Lemming, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 9:54, archived)

Now that

I like

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man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 9:55, archived)

looks like

she is trying to get herself off

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SuperMatt, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 9:55, archived)

arf

punnage at this hour?
:)

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 9:56, archived)

Punning is an almost way of life.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:04, archived)

she looks very happy though

do you think she can get radio 4 with them?

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thebear is thebear, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:01, archived)

I was expecting

lasers to shoot from her eyes!

I didn't notice the corn.

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The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:16, archived)

Morning all

I'm on a training course, and don't have tattyshop for relief. So here is my first paintmash, 'twas a quick one.

(Pickled_Herring, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 9:53, archived)

woo

what is it?

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SuperMatt, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 9:54, archived)

spaceship

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 9:56, archived)

dunno

was bored, somewhere i would rather be than in central london on a training course.

(Pickled_Herring, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 9:57, archived)

IMPORTANT!

There were husky pups on the telly this morning. They were cute and fluffy and stumpy.
That is all.

NB. When I put this search in google, it also came up with a cat. Odd.

(Amerella, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 9:45, archived)

Yay for Blue Peter

the grown up husky wasn't happy at all

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 9:48, archived)

Was it not? I only watched for a few seconds.

I was most amoosed by the way the puppies were fighting manically over the food. You'd think Blue Peter would learn that animals are noisy and disruptive. But clearly not.

(Amerella, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 9:58, archived)

The mother kept trying to run away

pulling the female presenter over...

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 9:59, archived)

Hah!

Nice one, go doggy. I wouldn't stay in a studio with that bunch of twats.

(Amerella, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:02, archived)

I've seen the tall girl

face down on a pub table in Loughborough Junction on a Sunday afternoon.

What kind of behaviour is that for a kids TV presenter?

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:04, archived)

Good

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bob dinosaur, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:19, archived)

Cute

(and now time for an evil-bastard threadjack)

Has anyone seen the Levis ad with the people with mouse heads?

It's like proper real-life b3ta/tattyswap and they hold a cat to ransom or something.

Edit: This threadjack has been brought to you by Levi 501, shrink-fit, stone-washed, deliberately fading tosh.
/spam

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 9:48, archived)

someone

definately did a link to the levis site and I looked there and didn't see any mice.

I have seen them in the shops on posters.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 9:57, archived)

There's

a TV ad going round too
(I saw it this morning, on mute)

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:01, archived)

well

one day we will have a tv that works.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:04, archived)

It's very good

The one at the beginning in the phone box - I would...

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man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:07, archived)

talking of things on telly...

the new audi advert! with the fish!! bloody hell, how wicked is that?! even better than the new levi's ad with the mice. w/y/h to them.

apolos for the threadjack

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MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 9:49, archived)

Mindus

Pissius

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 9:50, archived)

soon

the whole world will go b3ta, and weapons of mass destruction will be come weapons of much kittenage!

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SuperMatt, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 9:51, archived)

they're soooo

CUTE

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SuperMatt, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 9:50, archived)

I've had

an imaginary husky dog for years now. They are very good pets

(KJHIOUPOIOIUKJJH, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 9:51, archived)

I've got a tiger

as my imaginary pet.

(Amerella, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 9:59, archived)

imaginary pets rule

My Uncle has some invisible penguins in his fridge but they drink all of the Stella. Or so he says ...

(KJHIOUPOIOIUKJJH, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:08, archived)

Heh,

is there a history of insanity in your family? ;)

(Amerella, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:11, archived)

We are

currently writing it

(and touché, by the way)

(KJHIOUPOIOIUKJJH, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:17, archived)

want some more

fluffy doggie?
www.b3ta.com/board/813360

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sosumi, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 9:52, archived)

do you use that line around playgrounds?

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 9:56, archived)

i know

i did... thats why my jaw has been broken in 27 different places and is now help together with parcel tape

FACT

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SuperMatt, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 9:57, archived)

it never fails

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butchbint, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 9:57, archived)

no,

it's more like "shut up you little freaks, I'm tring to sleep". used to live too close to a schoolyard.

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sosumi, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:00, archived)

Ernest was beginning to regret last night's curry

(Indole Ring, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 9:37, archived)

hehehe

dats foonie

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MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 9:40, archived)

tops. :)

ace seeing you back on here and back in the swing of things (i.e producing high quality funny things. woo you)

(hazey, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 9:41, archived)

so nice to be here

/me adjust his deckchair and sips pims (then wonders why as it tastes disgusting!)

*edit* hehehe thought you were talking to me. ah well, the "funny" comment should've been the give away!

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MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 9:44, archived)

hehehehe

not to make you feel left out mr haze, indole has been AWOL from b3ta for some time, you see. ooo, you be very close to my username...

(hazey, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 9:49, archived)

me, left out?

never ;)

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MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 9:50, archived)

Which one of

you is the purple one?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 9:58, archived)

Thanks

I'm a bit healthier than before (read less drunk) and I've fixed up my computer. Now for lots more practice and, hopefully, an actual paying job! :)

(Indole Ring, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 9:44, archived)

hehe

fair one. surely work must be freely available for such tattyslop skills.....you would hope, anyway...

(hazey, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 9:48, archived)

I hope so too

but I'm one of those people who has a hard time getting his act together to put in applications.

I'm easily distracted. After beginning the last application, I ended up replacing my operating system.

Still, I'll actually finish one someday.

(Indole Ring, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 9:52, archived)

heheh

i know that problem. thankfully, i have a job which allows me to sit in tattyslop all day everyday, would be ideal for you methinks :)

(hazey, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 9:55, archived)

Sounds good

I'm looking for freelance stuff I can do from home. I've only just started looking again after a long break, so I'm fairly optimistic at this stage.

Of course, work of this type would involve sitting in front of my home computer on a broadband connection all day with photoshop fired up. Not sure I could cope with that. :)

(Indole Ring, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 9:58, archived)

thats my end goal to be freelance tattying

from home. first step :- a computer at home tends to help but i intend to do it one day, would be ace.... hope you find some decent work mate :)

(hazey, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:00, archived)

ha ha ha

inspired

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Dr Drink, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 9:43, archived)

hahahaha

great pic to see first ting int morning, loverly!

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 9:44, archived)

great pic

good morning day shifters!
great quality on the frontpage today
woo to all those who made them!

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SuperMatt, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 9:45, archived)

parp!

DIIIIIIIVVVVEEEEEE!!!!

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 9:48, archived)

how

lovely. : )

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sosumi, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 9:51, archived)

haha!

phoot!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 9:59, archived)

wow

thats spot on that is

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johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:04, archived)

FRONT PAGE!!!

(BurningFeetMan, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:05, archived)

Haha

Woo! Nicely executed!

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mozza, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:15, archived)

deeply

woosome sah

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Oscar Wildebeest, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:19, archived)

thats

brilliant. Best one ive seen in ages. well done sir.

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:24, archived)

Dogg with an amusing nose

sorry..

(Harry, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 9:35, archived)

like that

and your name. good show.

(hazey, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 9:40, archived)

too

(Indole Ring, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 9:42, archived)

If you spell check Scotrail in Word...

the suggestion to replace it is scrotal.

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Bluesound, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 9:30, archived)

scrotal

is such a good word.

"Of the nutsack"

Morning all!

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 9:31, archived)

ball-badger

*cough* said the Doctor

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thebear is thebear, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 9:36, archived)

happy to be a girl...

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butchbint, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 9:38, archived)

SERIOUSLY

How can they walk with all that weird stuff in their pants? why don't they sit on it, accidentaly?

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gracielou, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 9:42, archived)

we do sometimes

it hurts.

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 9:43, archived)

girl parts

are better than boy parts.
(except if you have to pee outside.)

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gracielou, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 9:51, archived)

I would agree

;)

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 9:54, archived)

pleasing on the eye and practical

breasts are very useful for keeping your hands warm. FACT.

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butchbint, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 9:58, archived)

is that an offer?

;)

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:00, archived)

more of a threat

;·Þß

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butchbint, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:02, archived)

*eeek*

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:05, archived)

who let that mouse in?

*screams and stands on chair*

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butchbint, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:06, archived)

I would def. agree with their hand warming properties,

but some of them aren't always so pleasing to the eye.
saggage. ugh.

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gracielou, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:01, archived)

winches and pulleys

can sort that problem. or lots of sellotape

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butchbint, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:04, archived)

That

can happen.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 9:44, archived)

bike saddle

enough said

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Dr Drink, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 9:45, archived)

Riding bikes can lead to impotence

FACT

www.usrf.org/news/bikeriding.html

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 9:47, archived)

bikes can be painful for girls too

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butchbint, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 9:49, archived)

especially if the saddle falls off

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Dr Drink, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 9:50, archived)

well

riding a bike is like riding a bike...

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butchbint, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 9:51, archived)

ha ha ha

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Dr Drink, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 9:55, archived)

pah

that's just Americans trying to avoid exercise again.

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Dr Drink, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 9:49, archived)

careful and deft hand control as you sit down

imperceptable to the female mind thank to magic powers granted us by the great ball bag in the sky we can openly manipulate our testes at anytime of year, hot or cold, without you noticing.

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thebear is thebear, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 9:45, archived)

Can we?

Mine seems to be dicated to by the seasons.

What an odd conversation.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 9:46, archived)

personally I think we don't talk enough bollocks

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thebear is thebear, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 9:49, archived)

hehe

sorry, I was imaging yours being told to take dictation.

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gracielou, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 9:50, archived)

the observant

female knows what that trouser tug is all about.

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sosumi, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 9:57, archived)

fuck off, yourself,

I replied.

:)

Morning TheBear - how is your lady's bump?
(as it were)

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 9:38, archived)

splendid thanks

I fell asleep with my hand on the bump and woke up as I definitely felt the cub moving about looking for its comics and torch

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thebear is thebear, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 9:43, archived)

he he he

sure they were "comics"? :)

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Dr Drink, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 9:46, archived)

That far along already?

(Amerella, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 9:47, archived)

I heard

it was doing stunts on a bmx :)

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 9:49, archived)

well, the scan dates the cub as being 20 weeks old yesterday

fully formed and growing plus we could see it jumping about.

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thebear is thebear, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 9:50, archived)

Lawks a lordy.

It'll be due about the same time as my boyfriend's new half sister.

(Amerella, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:01, archived)

6 july

off now to town

fing hammersmith

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thebear is thebear, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:06, archived)

Sounds about right.

Have fun in Hammersmith Ha ha!

(Amerella, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:10, archived)

hehe

truth this b3tan speaketh

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 9:32, archived)

Almost

as well named as Virgin
- drawing up imagery of people who haven't done this sort of thing before and don't know what they're doing.

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 9:36, archived)

Inspired By The Front Page Linky Thingy

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 9:25, archived)

woo

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PeterSeychelles, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 9:44, archived)

Always use the right bait

As JR Hartley would say "it is rather old"

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sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 9:22, archived)

old but good

wyh

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M@rkoni, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 9:25, archived)

WooYaY

to that.

(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 9:32, archived)

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