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# Death Weebl
This been done yet?


idea by bakmeel, he made me post it :)
(Click for apocalypsically big)
(frambooz, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:41, archived)
# Make it wobble!
You know you want to.
(Mr Mandrake, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:44, archived)
# When come back, bring Solo in carbonite
.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:45, archived)
# ahahaha
*deep throaty laugh*
(Velma, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:47, archived)
# Nice
Submit it to the 'fan art' section at weebl.jolt.co.uk/
(kryptik, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:47, archived)
# Bugger
I missed this, and posted my Star Woos above!

Ah well - it won't cause a drain if I post it again!
A long time ago, in a galaxy far far wooyay...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:56, archived)
# on the front page there is an internet speedometer.
heres my results. whats everyone else get?
test here

(dex, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:40, archived)
# 1.47!
My penis is bigger that your penis!
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:41, archived)
# not neceserally
(dex, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:45, archived)
# well...
my penis is the same size as your penis (1.47)
(Bristolian, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:46, archived)
# If you're going to stick to centimetres
you'd better stop rubbing your cock on a ruler.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:48, archived)
# goddamnit my penis is teeeeeeeeeeeny
45.6 kbs :( thats like 31 times smaller than yours.... fucksocks
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:54, archived)
# 374.64 Kbps
which is worrying, I'm on ADSL. Then again, the board might of been loading

/excuses
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:41, archived)
# no, that's just about what I
would expect from a 512k adsl line. mine gives about the same
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:54, archived)
# bloody hell - dial up here!
I Get 18.32 Kbps ...that's very much on the side of not good!
(Velma, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:42, archived)
# If I hover on my online logo at
the bottom of my screen it says 45333bps.

It will take me too long to load the test.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:43, archived)
# If I hover on my online logo
it says 48.0 Kbps
The logo lies
(Velma, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:45, archived)
# Usually about 500 Kbps
Woo for DSL baby!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:46, archived)
# 108.24
but I have downloads of 41.34 going too.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:47, archived)
# that was odd
it says mine is really ketamine.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:50, archived)
# I'm bloody fast!
726 Kbps
(90.75 KBps)
needle bouncing round at 500
(idratherbebritish Nuke the U.S.!!!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:02, archived)
# hmm...neener neener
mine buried the needle past 2000k, but at home I'd barely creep past 42k. still the fronta page loads ina 3 or 4 seconds...the board is longer at 5 or 6 per page
(dahtcalmer I'm pretty sure I forgot my password, 11 years ago, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:15, archived)
# people levitating upside-down....
If you wanna be the best, ooo-ooh, levitations what you need

clickness for bigness



done to death.....right?
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:39, archived)
# I like your tag is the alien moomin baby part of it, or part of this pic in particular?
www.fnord.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/beachtoymusical.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:41, archived)
# the alien moomin baby?
if you mean the thign with wings on the left its a moogle...moog or mog....from the Final Fantasy series.....
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:44, archived)
# I liked the chocobos
I always made my mate name a golden chocobo after me.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:46, archived)
# ahh you see moogle
clearly a bad translation or a derivaitave of the moomins then :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:47, archived)
#
clearly...
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:51, archived)
# i
love it!
(sconman, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:42, archived)
# That's not levitating ...
It's just an akward updraft!

w/y/h!
(I helped save b3ta! whizzbang, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:45, archived)
# He doesn't like all of you
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:34, archived)
# ahaha
that made me laugh...me likey v v v muchly
(Velma, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:35, archived)
# as always
class koit, simply class!!
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:38, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:36, archived)
# I like that - and I can do it to!
*sets up MSN group - won't be a minute...*
(kryptik, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:38, archived)
# here it is
here
(kryptik, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:41, archived)
# haha
that is ace. I think Colin the monkey learnt from you.

Just out of sight there is a laptop.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:43, archived)
# Yeah?
well I don't like all of him. And I'm BIGGER.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:38, archived)
# don't worry he's just a puppet
I can see the operator's head sticking up behind the edge of the ledge
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:39, archived)
# soopoib
class work, koit
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:39, archived)
# that's fuggin
woo woo!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:41, archived)
# woo!
I like the slightly awkward timing - you know something's coming, but you don't know when!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:43, archived)
# yay!
i really like him!
(nevermind, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:47, archived)
# That's
perfect :)
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:11, archived)
# The real #24
misnubered and corrected yesterday

missed some?
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:30, archived)
# haha!
nice twist :)
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:31, archived)
# Please!
You must marry me!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:32, archived)
# it took me a while
but then i realised. woo yey!
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Transformers, Presidents in disguise...


move over Optimus Prime, here comes Optimus Chump
(Pyro_Deb, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:28, archived)
# snap! see below....
robogooglemindpiss!
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:28, archived)
# I like that
That has got to be the least threatening robot ever!

If it's possible he looks more gormless than ever

if he's gormless does that mean that normal people possess gorm?
(Velma, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:29, archived)
# ooh! robo-piss!
was this coincidence, or did someone post the base image earlier?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:29, archived)
# most
probably, its the best robot pic on google search hehehe
(Pyro_Deb, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:30, archived)
# it's just one of the best ones that comes up in the first few pages of google image search for "robot"...
Fuck.. I haven't posted a pic for days, then the best thing I can do is a Robmash.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Beware the Rob-Bot...

...this must have been done. I'll go and eat my outerwear immediately.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:26, archived)
# Is that rob, as in the infamous rob behind b3ta?
Does he sing for Creed?
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:31, archived)
# It's his body, with a random head.
He the man.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:31, archived)
# as far as i can tell
he sings for beer
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:32, archived)
# oooh!
You've gone anglophone again.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:34, archived)
# my participation in "speak french day" was a bit of a farce
seeing as i can't speak french. but i spoke franglais and it had the desired effect. it annoyed all the people that think that french is a good idea (people from france (and falkirk), most likely)

c'est la vie
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:38, archived)
# my gf can speak French...
...and more importantly she can speak French in a west country farmer's accent. Very bizarre and undeniably funny.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:40, archived)
# Right... I'm off to play "Morrowind" before bed.
night, all!
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:42, archived)
# Used to be a cruel sport.
(Mr Flibble, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:24, archived)
# aww bless
that looks like good, clean, all american fun
Wooooooooooooo!
(Velma, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:26, archived)
# wwwoooooooo
push that pussy girl!
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:30, archived)
# yay!
.
(I helped save b3ta! whizzbang, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:44, archived)
# I posted this earlier on but deleted it due to BT's rubbishness

I'll delete it if you want.
[edit] disappearing in three minutes. It'll free a thread up.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:20, archived)
# Repost of my first ever post!
(I helped save b3ta! Lukasm, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:18, archived)
# a red cross
did it take you long?
(dex, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:21, archived)
# It's
Better than I could do
(Velma, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:24, archived)
# well,
I like it!
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:28, archived)
# me too
(dex, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:30, archived)
# It was meant to be
something else.

Involving a kitten.
(I helped save b3ta! Lukasm, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:26, archived)
# This is mine

Aah, memories...
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:24, archived)
# hahaha
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:25, archived)
# that is nice nice nice
I've never seen no hands looking so mean
(Velma, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:27, archived)
# have you altered no hands's eyes there
or does he look naturely agressive with a knife in his hand?
(dex, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:27, archived)
# A little bit of smudgification
I was very proud of it at the time. :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:29, archived)
# Aaaah,.......
......halcyon days of yore
(I helped save b3ta! Frank Boff - wandering like a lost soul, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:28, archived)
# sweet jesus!
I'm gonna have to practice that trick with the can of lager between my breasts, looks like a good life skill
(Velma, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:31, archived)
# pOrn?
Owing to previous posts moaning about me posting "weird porn", I should point out that those breasts are not real. Neither is the robot.....
(I helped save b3ta! Frank Boff - wandering like a lost soul, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:34, archived)
# the real trick
is opening it without popping the top...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:35, archived)
# I think i'll
work on just holding it first, opening it may be too advanced for me
(Velma, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:39, archived)
# You're not
"built" like Velma in the Scooby cartoons then?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:43, archived)
# I can't remember
How scooby Velma is built
(Velma, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:49, archived)
# Pointy glowing head
large breasts, bottle of moet, and a "no hands"
(I helped save b3ta! Frank Boff - wandering like a lost soul, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:51, archived)
# yes
that's exactly what i'm built like
(Velma, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:53, archived)
# Shhhh!
Everyone thinks I created the pic above...
(I helped save b3ta! Frank Boff - wandering like a lost soul, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:54, archived)
# You did
No hands had to be digitally added because he wouldn't hold still, drank the beer and ran away the little blighter an there's been some airbrushing (I has a zit that day)
(Velma, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:57, archived)
# Actually
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:27, archived)
# this was mine
assmonkey
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:30, archived)
# Mine was

It frontpaged aswell. If only that had of been a sign of things to come :(
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:40, archived)
# The Dark Lord
hid his true form...

For fear of being petted by young maidens
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:16, archived)
# you'll find
no young maidens here. woo pic, even if I don't quite get it...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:16, archived)
# havent
you seen lord of the rings?
(dex, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:18, archived)
# I don't really get the pix either
No i haven't seen lord of the rings...
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:19, archived)
# Don't worry
I saw the first one and I'm still lost...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:22, archived)
# no young maidens?
fuck, and i've wasted so much time here too
someone could have told me earlier!
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:26, archived)
# young yes
maiden no... did you know that when you get married for the first time, blokes get put down as 'bachelor' but women - even teens - are 'spinster'... how fucked up is that?!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:29, archived)
# Fact about the word spinster
Our word "spinster," meaning an unmarried woman, is rapidly becoming
archaic and is likely to drop out of speech during the twenty-first
century.

The term hasn't always had the application now attached to it. The
original use applied to the occupation of spinning, which was
traditionally a woman's job. In the ninth century King Alfred spoke of
his descendants as those on the spear side and the spindle side - that
is, male and female. "Spinster" was widely used as a title of respect
for both single and married women until the time of Queen Elizabeth.

Since homemakers with families had to take on other responsibilities,
spinning became more and more the occupation of unmarried women. By the
seventeenth century practically all professional spinsters were
unmarried. So, in the course of time, it came to be natural that women
not likely to marry should be called spinsters.
(Velma, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:32, archived)
# but has buggerall to do
with me, aged 19, in 2001.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:35, archived)
# you mean you don'tt work as a spinster?
...maybe you should ask to be called a batchelorette or singleton...or maybe even independant woman

throw your hands up at me
(Velma, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:37, archived)
# I ust thought 'maiden'
would have sounded nicer.

Or even 'making mistake for the first time'.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:40, archived)
# maybe
but if honesty was introduced you would have mug and mugette
(Velma, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:44, archived)
# I like that!
I like it a lot!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:48, archived)
# i found a site by someone who was trying to reclaim the word
www.halfmadspinster.com or .somethingorother i think. she was very ace.
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:43, archived)
# Hungry?


Go easy on me peeps, this is my first post =)
(sconman, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:12, archived)
# and
its an absolute blinder.
woo yay and welcome.
(dex, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:13, archived)
# Welcome
friend!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloody Student, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:13, archived)
# fanta bull arse!!!
that tickles my happy bits :) welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:14, archived)
# jadeviper
eyeing up some fresh meat
(dex, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:15, archived)
# jadeviper
is not the only one...

Yay for hormonal females getting fresh meat!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:18, archived)
# oi!
not me! anyway, I'm off to bed. good gods! it's 10pm!! I'm usually in bed long before now... night all.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:18, archived)
# g'night girlie
sweet dreams *snuggle*
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:18, archived)
# night night
girlie *snuggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:19, archived)
# night
see you tomorrow.
(dex, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:18, archived)
# only
if you're good ; )
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:19, archived)
# .
i will be ;)
(dex, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:22, archived)
# Yum
can you get it with crunchy bits in? What's the word...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:16, archived)
# .
croutons?
(dex, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:16, archived)
# Nope
cat litter...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:20, archived)
# .
i knew that was a setup.
(dex, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:22, archived)
# Well
thank you for making it work.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:23, archived)
# your welcome
P.S when do i get the money ;)
(dex, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:24, archived)
# In America
First you get the sugar, then you get the money then you get the women

/homer
(Velma, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:40, archived)
# and people say philosphy is
dull.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:43, archived)
# Yay
for classical literature.

(This will probably be said for the first time with real feeling in about 2 years...)
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:45, archived)
# Cheers
peeps! It was worth the effort then =)
(sconman, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:16, archived)
# Hello!
Pull up a kitten... oh
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:16, archived)
# That is damn good.
Welcome. Woo Yay.
(I helped save b3ta! kaydup, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:17, archived)
# Muchos Respectos
in the words of the spanish contingent!
(the_cyberneticist, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:18, archived)
# woo
that's great!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:18, archived)
# WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:20, archived)
# yay
and welcome!
/repost
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:23, archived)
# wow
that's a fine first post!

nice work
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:10, archived)
# Cheers
Ive just realised, ur the guy that made the swiraffe, i mailed u with a printscreen of my desktop with ur pic on it =)
(sconman, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:28, archived)
# osymyso
of cartel communique did the music video for the new chris morris short My Wrongs. Ive stuck it up in a streamed real format to encourage people to go to warp records and buy it. its only cheap.

Have a gander at this for a full on morris freakout.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:12, archived)
# Bah I released my 'remix' first ;P
www.fnord.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/RothkoFnordRemix.htm
Also, Osymyso is not part of Cartel he just works with them a lot. I mean I guess he probably is as good as being a member of them now so who knows.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:16, archived)
# thats
scary woo!
how goes?
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:21, archived)
# I've finally got a new referee for my CV
which is good because it means I'll be getting good references from my last job.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:24, archived)
# what do you mean new referee?
and what do you mean last job? did you leave the magazine?
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:26, archived)
# Yeah I left when I went to America
I had arranged that I was going to be away but quit a couple of days before I was due to go away and I've been putting off asking her to be a referee since then, hoping she'd be okay with it after a bit of time as long as the magazine was still doing alright.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:30, archived)
# I've got the Jam DVD on preorder from play for £15
(reduced from £20) if you're interested.
Still have to wait a month and a half for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:27, archived)
# oh yes please
drop me an url?
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:29, archived)
# here ya go.
www.playserver4.com/play247.asp?page=title&r=R2&title=113215
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:33, archived)
# second linkie
doesn't work

and I wanna see.


(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:17, archived)
# righty
what have i just ordered?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:18, archived)
# you liked?
its chris morris' short, about a dog and a man really. do you not know this mad genius?
some good links here, and some mp3's
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:23, archived)
# Yes it's based on a monologue from Blue Jam
Blue Jam is fantastic but don't listen to it with your parents around.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:25, archived)
# the son and parents,
gay biker, and mum going prossy for her son might be a bit harsh yes :)
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:27, archived)
# When we reached the zoo I thanked the driver and left the lady in the cab with the tenner in her mouth
I didn't want to mess around with her pockets
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:31, archived)
# Blue Jam 2:2 is the greatest of the greatest of the greatest of Chris Morris' works
apart from the first song, which is okay, the rest is pure perfection.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:34, archived)
# too much mtv base

(I helped save b3ta! santexo, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 21:59, archived)
# fucking
yes.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:01, archived)
# your tramp tribute was ace.
my hometown only had one tramp and he was dead cool.
(I helped save b3ta! santexo, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:03, archived)
# the more i talk to
people about it, the more it seems that every town has a local tramp that they love. i like that fact.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:04, archived)
# Cider Brian
Is smiling as we speak. Probably. Excellent tribute.
(I helped save b3ta! kaydup, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:06, archived)
# I just watched the tribute for the first time
It's beautiful. :¬\

edit: That's supposed to be a sad-but-happy smiley. Not sure if it worked or not.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:17, archived)
# we had a mad talking-walking woman
in fact, oxted, godstone, bletchingley, nutfield and redhill had a mad talking walking woman. that's how much she walked.

she may still be there...
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:24, archived)
# i am deeply moved
by the tribute also and am sure of the fact that i had met Mr Brian.

It's sad that people people in this day and age depart with nobody to mourn them. I applaud you sir
(I helped save b3ta! Mosschops, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:29, archived)
# that's brilliant
i love giant rabbit head boy. he rocks.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:01, archived)
# he rocks
like no other.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:02, archived)
# OOOOoooooOOOOOOOoooooooh!
Nice bouncing action... most woosome!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:02, archived)
# you, sir
rock my world :)
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:02, archived)
# Mint!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloody Student, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:02, archived)
# Oh yes!
Clicky for woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:04, archived)
# Wow!
It just gets bigger and bigger!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloody Student, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:05, archived)
# I plan to place them all over wales
and use them like wind farms, so it'll be a completely clean form of energy.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:10, archived)
# Be more fun
to place them over whales!!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloody Student, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:12, archived)
# you should make and post one of them
that will take up a whole page of this board. that would be cool.
(dex, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:11, archived)
# Well it couldn't be a page could it
Because there's always 20 threads per page...
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:12, archived)
# Unless i somehow
speed posted 20 threads.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:14, archived)
# you could hit the stop
button on your browser, resubmit, repeat 20 times.

I said nothing
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:24, archived)
# sounds like a
4am type project to me. I'll just wait until one of them times the boards been dead for over an hour.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:40, archived)
# Awesome.
That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! kaydup, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:05, archived)
# and mtv uk beckons?
beauty as per. are you attending the bash in april sir? can we request a drunk santexo this year? a fall down excruciatingly pissed one?
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:06, archived)
# you wouldnt like it.
trust me.
should be there tho.
hows things with you? got some job continuity?
(I helped save b3ta! santexo, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:10, archived)
# yes.
at last I landed sort of plum. Not much creativity, but Im in charge of video content and development, so im getting what I can from there. you still starbucking across the universe?
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:13, archived)
# yep
pays the bills...
(I helped save b3ta! santexo, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:17, archived)
# I see
it now you should be watching MTV2, for all your hummus needs, such as mr. snaffelburger
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:07, archived)
# it goes so well
with the music playing right now

woo
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:12, archived)
# Chairman Miaow

If this hasn't been done a few dozen times before, I'll eat my coat, even as I'm getting it.
(I helped save b3ta! Gribbley, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 21:58, archived)
# woo yay!
Cruelly overlooked by everyone else.

Cats make great leaders - FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:13, archived)
# He moves in mysterious ways
Oh God! Oh God! Oh God yes!

(Squirter, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 21:58, archived)
# hmmm....
he's not having any effect though, is he? : ) arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 21:59, archived)
# Really?
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:05, archived)
# That's not coming...
out where it should is it?!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloody Student, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:08, archived)
# Sadly yes.
You're not going to get a Renaissance artist drawing a guy with a bigger cock than himself.
Have you seen "David" by Leonardo DeCaprio? It'd get lost in a bluebottle, so it would.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:12, archived)
# Im a fan of DeCapochino's work too
(Goodie, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:11, archived)
#
He must have sprung a leak in one of his balls.
(I helped save b3ta! Couk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:16, archived)
# interesting
but still no change in attitude... I'd be most offended if there was no standing to attention... if it ever happened to me
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:08, archived)
# uuurgh!
no!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:09, archived)
# ha
and ha ha ha ha

how very catholic priest

/hell
(nevermind, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 21:59, archived)
# it was
a fun childhood wasnt it?
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 21:59, archived)
# I laugh
Mother says "what"
I say "uummmm"
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:00, archived)
# There is something very wrong here
And Adam's bits and bobs are tiny! Makes me feel so good!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloody Student, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:00, archived)
# ooh, i spy a repost oppertunity
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:01, archived)
# Leading to a further repost ...

"Average gain 2.94 inches. Results guaranteed."
(I helped save b3ta! Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:07, archived)
# even so
I still wouldn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:09, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahaha
mmmmmmm, sacreligious.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:02, archived)
# look at his little winkie!

hahaha, I love that
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:07, archived)
# That's little?
Back in a mo - I need to reply to some junk mail ;)
(the_cyberneticist, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:10, archived)
# sorry mate
it's beyond little. It's beyond help dammit...
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:12, archived)
# I'm getting..
cocktail sausages...
baby carrots...
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:15, archived)
# I reckon
the only way he'd improve his chances of getting a shag would be to reply to those other spam mails...

Improve your bust line now!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:18, archived)
# magnifying glass
padded tweezers
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:25, archived)
# fricking dobermans...


they're all such fashionistas
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 21:51, archived)
# woo
such a perfect expression :)
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 21:54, archived)
# Tee
Hee
(I helped save b3ta! Bloody Student, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 21:58, archived)
# Hehehe
lovely stuff.
tiny repost, because i like it, but posted not long ago, it's the mecha fear for anyone who's already seen
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:02, archived)
# The ostrich climb was busy this time of year.
(dex, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 21:47, archived)
# that's
fantastic too! the hummus is really flowing tonght. must be all the pancakes...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 21:48, archived)
# bugger
I forgot them
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 21:49, archived)
# as did i
bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 21:49, archived)
# you were
otherwise occupied!
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 21:51, archived)
# i made some
but they werent any good
(dex, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 21:52, archived)
# i was
and it hurt
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 21:52, archived)
# yeah
I could have done without your description of the pain! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 21:58, archived)
# well
i thought it was a fair deal
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 21:59, archived)
# but
sandpaper? after shave? flames? multiples thereof? argh!
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:00, archived)
# yes
that covered it pretty well
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:02, archived)
# I chose not
to stick needles in my bits though, I didn't need to know what it felt like ; )
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:06, archived)
# yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:08, archived)
# Maybe
this could be his next challenge?

Fry pancakes while piercing another extremity?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 21:53, archived)
# wacca wacca, have some of mine. bleep
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 21:52, archived)
# they are *not*
proper pankcakes
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 21:53, archived)
# drop
scones?
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 21:57, archived)
# They're
american... like everything else, they have to try and make them bigger!

Little do they realise the delights of nice thin ones.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 21:57, archived)
# i know
nice thin ones with lemon juice and sugar are the bestest thing ever
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 21:59, archived)
# I had mine
with cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:00, archived)
# with cheese?
Are you mad?
(Fellmeister, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:06, archived)
# I don't like
sweet suff except chocolate obviously
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:09, archived)
# But that means
you wouldn't like me...

sob
(Fellmeister, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:33, archived)
# I make
fantastic pancakes

except the demonic ones...
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:02, archived)
# arg
you make bad hunger happen.

and theres no way i'll be cooking, i've had to adopt the john wayne style of walking
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:04, archived)
# me too
different reason though
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:05, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:07, archived)
# this statement is
100% of FACT

But beware the first one, it's usually a little... "well done."
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:04, archived)
# dont care
want them
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:00, archived)
# I assure you
they taste icky...

nice english ones are far more enjoyable, and you can have more of them!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:03, archived)
# well technically i
can't have any of them, but you don't fuss
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:25, archived)
# i love
mini climbers!!
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 21:51, archived)
# i love
huge ostriches
(dex, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 21:52, archived)
# THAT
ia an emu.

*fact*
(Lurk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 21:59, archived)
# youre 100% correct
dont know why i put ostrich. when i was looking for the pic i even did a search on google for emus
(dex, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:09, archived)
# The Studio Executives
were slightly concerned about the poster campain.

Click for bigger, or Click if you wanna know what the hell I'm on about
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 21:45, archived)
# Marilyn Belmroe
.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 21:46, archived)
# Yeah
'tis my crappery at Paintsock, but it amused me so I kept it
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 21:50, archived)

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