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#
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 19:02, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 19:07, archived)
# exactly!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 19:10, archived)
# quit using that vowel language
/coat
(I helped save b3ta! whizzbang, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 19:11, archived)
# He he willy
I worked for a year at Twycross zoo. In the zoo centre, there is a stuffed proboscis monkey. He has a detachable willy. Just thought you would like to know. Pete
(I helped save b3ta! Pete Donaldson, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 19:14, archived)
# hahaha!
stranger than fiction!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 19:19, archived)
# hmm
It was certainly fun removing it and attaching it to other stuffed animals. Like for 5 minutes.


cough.
(I helped save b3ta! Pete Donaldson, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 19:23, archived)
# bloody
amateurs
(_, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 19:02, archived)
# that's already in my favourites
ooh, no sorry, wrong site. The description confused me...
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 19:06, archived)
# like getting your
red wings eh, fnord?
(_, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 19:07, archived)
# No It's an Australian Site about pom's trying to look cool on the beaches there
some very funny video clips and pics.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 19:14, archived)
# Well
tell us the url!
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 19:23, archived)
# i realise actually that the word poms
looks like porns in the subject typeface.
(I can't tell you the site, it's a private one or actually, it doesn't exist, yeah that's better. It doesn't really exist)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 19:48, archived)
# haha
no, that's
www.bloodyamatuerhousewives.net>
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 19:09, archived)
# amateurs indeed
no kittens for a start
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Nostril, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 19:22, archived)
# Ahem! As you were saying!
(I helped save b3ta! eh dad, wheres the stella? Parp + Honk = Wibble!, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 19:38, archived)
# Kind of a repost
But it's betterizified.
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 19:01, archived)
# yipes
that's rather good is that
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 19:02, archived)
# wicked
mad
(_, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 19:03, archived)
# Wowsers...
thats very good
(I helped save b3ta! Gotham9k, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 19:06, archived)
# very nice
and it has sound now (or i just realised it does)
Very Ringish :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 19:09, archived)
# It
didn't have sound before, but I thought as it had added shadows and backgrounds, it deserved sound.

I haven't seen the ring, I think the bandwagon put me off a bit. Is it good?
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 19:19, archived)
# I meant the original japanese one not seen the 'hollywood remake'
but have heard it isn't too bad.
You should try and see the ring it's on channel 4 sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 19:22, archived)
# I'll
keep an out ;)
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 19:25, archived)
# I would
'nt
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:51, archived)
# woo!
splendid stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:55, archived)
# Hmmm
repost
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:57, archived)
# oi
you're not supposed to post unaltered images
etc
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 19:01, archived)
# arf
.
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 19:01, archived)
# Quite
no makeup. or is it too much?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Nostril, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 19:41, archived)
# Hahahahaha!!!!!!!!
While, still, Jeeeeezuz
(I helped save b3ta! Gotham9k, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 19:02, archived)
# Bugger me
that Botox TM works pretty well.

(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 19:02, archived)
# You've been told before
Alter the pictures before you post them!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 2 Apr 2003, 19:03, archived)
# ha ha
you're too slow!
/sticks out tongue and waggles fingers in ears
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 19:05, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 2 Apr 2003, 19:11, archived)
# hahaha!
you're slavering!
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 19:16, archived)
# repost

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 19:06, archived)
# Ooo, Thatcher, Thatcher,
the milk snatcher!
shows age
(I helped save b3ta! Gotham9k, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 19:08, archived)
# and to think
i'm not even old enough to understand my own picture.
Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 19:12, archived)
# Did not know it was International B3TA Day in 2 days
Sign Up now

Edit: Also potatoshop has made it into the google dictionary
(I helped save b3ta! NIrving Cannot think of anything to say!, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:47, archived)
# yep that was put in way back before we had pub scheduler fully integrated
and b3tans were planning on meeting for a drink somewhere.
www.b3ta.com/board/160094
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:49, archived)
# hmm, they keep spamming us
too. But in a sort of nice way.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:51, archived)
# its the quote from bethwalden3 thats make me laugh
bethwalden3 (Dundee, Scotland)
Hi. I'm not quite sure what my connection is. My family is from Dundee. I guess it caught my eye.
(I helped save b3ta! NIrving Cannot think of anything to say!, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:52, archived)
# Seriously Fnord
Do you have all 1001552 posts committed to memory?
(I helped save b3ta! xian, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:54, archived)
# It was easier a year ago
there weren't as many posts. You could abscond for a week or two and still idly trawl the spazz and catch up over the next week.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:56, archived)
# Someone should build
a high-density spazz machine. Spazzing takes too long now.

PS Originally mistyped that as high-dentistry
(I helped save b3ta! xian, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:59, archived)
# no no no
fnord actually is b3ta. that's why he has gerbil wheels instead of ears
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:58, archived)
# That would explain a great deal
So are we posting things to Fnord's subconscious?
(I helped save b3ta! xian, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 19:01, archived)
# Yeah...
if he ever wakes up we'll all cease to exist
(I helped save b3ta! Gotham9k, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 19:04, archived)
# no no no
posts are real entities stored in fnords brain. we however are all figments of bovine's rather overactive imagination
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 19:07, archived)
# Day 484:
I feel the experiment is reaching a plateau somewhat.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 19:21, archived)
# how did it know where I was...
madness..
(I helped save b3ta! whizzbang, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:52, archived)
# unless it's underlined it's not in the real dictionary though
google will index any old word you care to mention
try 'mnb098mnb' for example
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:54, archived)
# The number of misprints in my Jumbo Book of Facts

made me a laughing stock at high society parties
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:38, archived)
# I like that too.
Nothing more to add.
(I helped save b3ta! Lukasm, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:40, archived)
# Oh yes, a repost...
My big book of facts got me into trouble too:
(I helped save b3ta! Lukasm, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:42, archived)
# tee hee
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:45, archived)
# I bet you looked
at the file name.
(I helped save b3ta! Lukasm, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:46, archived)
# no
I iz edumacated me
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:56, archived)
# who is
the replacement michael collins? is he an astramanaut or summat?
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 19:09, archived)
# badum
tish!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:43, archived)
# If he had played that it would have had the perfect accompaniment.
I was just eating my dinner and part of it is a bowl with some rice and sweetcorn and as i lift a spoonful of it up something, i'm guessing a bit of sweetcorn just leapt up above my head (I hadn't flicked the spoon or anything) and came back down and landed not far from where it had taken off like a dolphin leaping up to ring a bell or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:48, archived)
# do you ever wonder
if the government is spiking your water supply with acid?
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:54, archived)
# Only
when I'm sober enough for coherent thought
(I helped save b3ta! Gotham9k, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:56, archived)
# tHEY'RE pUTTING fLOURIDE iN mY tOOTHPASTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Toooo
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:58, archived)
# gasp
the Bastards!
(Janie, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 19:00, archived)
# they're putting lucozade in mine
.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 19:01, archived)
# they're putting teeth in mine
(I helped save b3ta! xian, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 19:05, archived)
# Blatant repost...because it took far too long

Sexier resolution here:www.mousemonkeys.com/saddam_insane.jpg
(mousemonkey, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:37, archived)
# make the URL flash
much better
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:38, archived)
# tut...
you kids today, want everything moving
(mousemonkey, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:46, archived)
# Too soon
tomorrow would have been better... even later tonight... but it's only been a couple of hours, so go and sit in the corner.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:39, archived)
# hangs head in shame...
and takes off pants
(mousemonkey, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:42, archived)
# Reposts, hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:40, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!!!
Ok you win, THAT'S funniest
mmmm, quick & dirty
(I helped save b3ta! Gotham9k, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:41, archived)
# haha
that is good. Dunno how I missed that when scanning up and down the board
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:42, archived)
# Was very late last night, my time..
about 3am UK time..?
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:44, archived)
# Haha
I find this hillarious as my dad plays that game all the time... *CoughCoughShouldHaveGotAPS2CoughCough*
(Angelblood, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 19:12, archived)
# nackers to that
HAlo is one of the best games ever made... and the xbox is GREAT.
Have ours chipped with a 40 GB drive in it - can play up to 25 diff games that start instantly without putting disks in.. woo!
Oh and Steel battalions knocks the sock off anything on the ps2 anyway. XBOX is my weapon of choice
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 19:18, archived)
# well if we're reposting...
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:54, archived)
# Looking for flash images and discovered this
Santa Clause dumping down a chimney, whilst throwing bottle @ kids looking through windows
Do I win a prize for a very bizzare game find on the google terms img swf
(I helped save b3ta! NIrving Cannot think of anything to say!, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:32, archived)
# woo!
hatten is on the first page for a 'swf' search!
No, Kimbo didn't do the banana one.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:35, archived)
# Don;t getcha
Wotcha talking about?
(I helped save b3ta! NIrving Cannot think of anything to say!, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:37, archived)
# He's mentioning the fact
that half the stuff in that search was made here... which probably means we've seen it ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:38, archived)
# well that wasn't my real reason for replying
I just really like hatten, it was the first viral thing that really made me go 'eh?????????????' and keep having people mention it to me. (This was before i'd seen AYB).
I did stumble upon Oolong's site all by myself one day just from some googling and that was a fantastic day. It filled me with such joy that I could just stumble into the magical world of Oolong like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:42, archived)
# I'm sorry...
not paying attention, is that Derek Hatton?
could be wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Gotham9k, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:44, archived)
# nope,
it's this . Tis great
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:50, archived)
# Good LORD
My fragile grip on reality just slipped down a notch...that is GENIUS! Thanks for the link
(I helped save b3ta! Gotham9k, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:54, archived)
# typically i was
b3ta to putting the link up. It's an oldie but a goodie.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:56, archived)
# Hee hee
wouldn't be the same if you weren't
(I helped save b3ta! Gotham9k, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:58, archived)
# oolong has/had
one of the best sites on the interweb. The webular superhighway was made for sites like that. Fact.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:45, archived)
# googling just swf
user.tninet.se/~prv247p/hatt/hatten.swf hatten is glorious
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:39, archived)
# yes!
you have rid me of my melancholy for the day!
woo to you GoogleMaster.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 19:11, archived)
# it gets better
take a look @ this bizzare flash about japenese people cleaning hospitals
(I helped save b3ta! NIrving Cannot think of anything to say!, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:35, archived)
# bouncy
(I helped save b3ta! anno domini hiatus, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:27, archived)
# I really liked that.
Nothing more to add.
(I helped save b3ta! Lukasm, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:27, archived)
# Oh, just one thing...
I feel my life is now lacking direction. Now the board has passed 1000000 (I missed) posts I feel all hollow inside.

What do I do now?
(I helped save b3ta! Lukasm, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:32, archived)
# Open another
beer? Always a solution I find...
(I helped save b3ta! Gotham9k, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:34, archived)
# Aim higher
there's always the 2 millionth post?
(I helped save b3ta! Penile, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:36, archived)
# start a VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY detailed blog
and you'll have a million posts to it in no time.

Started my first blog.
Wed 2 Apr, 18:34

Posted my first blog entry and it refreshed quicker than I expected.
Wed 2 Apr, 18:34

I just posted my second entry and that one refreshed a little slower than the first one, it seems to be irregular.
Wed 2 Apr, 18:34

That last one was the same as the second one. I think the first one was maybe a fluke.
Wed 2 Apr, 18:34

etc...
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:46, archived)
# for the pitch we're working on at the moment
we're positing the idea of a blog you can update via text message

can you imagine the tedium?
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:57, archived)
# I saw a live txt message updated blog thing from a journo who was at the Glastonbury town meeting thing where they made the decision about granting the license or not
I was watching the updates live and made a joke to some other ppl who were also keeping tabs about the battery running out at the crusial moment and sure enough the next post was 'battery running out' he managed to borrow someone elses phone and keep updating though.
In that circumstance it was gripping but if someone is just stuck in the queue at Sainsbury's and decides to start getting all Samuel Pepys on our asses then I can see your point.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 19:03, archived)
# try and posts as many good things as Fnord
who has 2% of all posts.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:46, archived)
# Blimey...
that's aiming a bit too high
(I helped save b3ta! Gotham9k, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:49, archived)
# I don't think
I've ever seen Fnord post a picture... he just sits around chatting about old stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Lukasm, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:51, archived)
# fnord is lovely
and extremely helpful. There are times when i don't know where we would be without him. He helps people when they are stuck, or new and is just generally good.

The end.

edit - incidentally maybe you should check his profile before you say he doesn't post anything... he does do amazing stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:54, archived)
# be warned though,
checking fnord's profile is not for the faint hearted! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:58, archived)
# it even scares me away from going there unless I really have to
and then i still need to psyche myself up for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 19:18, archived)
# If there's ever
an honours list for B3ta, Fnord is there..I am in AWE.
Followed by The Kaiser
(I helped save b3ta! Gotham9k, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:59, archived)
# heh
I missed that post earlier. Quite odd to see my site number one for that search. And quite funny considering I'm about to remove my b3ta gallery from that site and stick it on my new one!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 19:02, archived)
# faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaantastic!
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:28, archived)
# thats mad
i love it
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:28, archived)
# I love
you.
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:30, archived)
# hahahaha !!
excellent !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:30, archived)
# frontpaged
as well
w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:33, archived)
# *snigger*
I love this
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:40, archived)
# that
rocks! :)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:46, archived)
# neil armstrong at the local market
houston, we have a pahnd of narners for a pahnd
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:24, archived)
# bloody hell
you can't even get ochra in Basingstoke. I'm moving to the moon
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:26, archived)
#
and here's him off for his lunch afterwards
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:28, archived)
# notice that he's swapped his handbag for a lunchbox
so that the lads at the station don't rib him about his effeminate nature
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:30, archived)
# yay
he's going for the aubergines! woo for aubergines!
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:28, archived)
# eggplant
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:33, archived)
# potato, tomato
and it's HHHHHHerb :)
(I helped save b3ta! Gotham9k, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:35, archived)
# zucchini ; P

I missed the millionth post. wah!
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:37, archived)
# No, wait...
thats the thing that cleans the ice at ice hockey matches...surely
(I helped save b3ta! Gotham9k, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:38, archived)
# Zamboni
is ice rinks...

Zuchini is like a small marrow or large gerkin or something.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:41, archived)
# Um....
I knew that
cough
(I helped save b3ta! Gotham9k, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:42, archived)
# zucchini = courgette
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 19:03, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Taz_etc, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:15, archived)
# yay!
I love those guys :)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:16, archived)
# I imagine them starting to hum joining in one at a time like a barber's shop quartet rising with each new voice
(and the fifth one has a stupidly low voice)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:18, archived)
# weren't they in
that funny Martian Film with the computer generated aliens???
(I helped save b3ta! NIrving Cannot think of anything to say!, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:21, archived)
# Whats so good about this winner?

My mate entered this months mini adventure competition and what amazed to discover that this had won.
(I helped save b3ta! NIrving Cannot think of anything to say!, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:11, archived)
# did they win a mini egg or something?
Can you just take any photo of any mini you want then?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:13, archived)
# Looks that way
The caption reads "you are never too old to enjoy MINI. "
(I helped save b3ta! NIrving Cannot think of anything to say!, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:19, archived)
# Since your friend took the pic and those are probbaly her parent's or something
I'll note that they are before I suggest a mini stretched to hearse length with a coffin in it and some wreaths could also work with that caption.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:21, archived)
# those are not his her parents
This was somebody elses entry, and it is so poor, but the idea of them being in a mini hearse is a good one.
(I helped save b3ta! NIrving Cannot think of anything to say!, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:23, archived)
# perhaps they are being run over?
that would be an adventure of sorts...
(I helped save b3ta! whizzbang, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:36, archived)
# The God of Rain

(Active Hiatus, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:09, archived)
# Don't worry:
I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:22, archived)
# Thread Waste/Jack....
Does anyone know anything about web cam chatting or where one can go to get info on it? More along the lines of chatting with family members in far flung places rather than looking at nakedness.... well....

no, really, chatting with people you know!

Ok, here's a repost, along the lines of "chatting" online!


Tell everyone you are staying late in work to "check emails"....
(I helped save b3ta! @stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:03, archived)
# windows xp supports webcam chat on MSN
(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:05, archived)
# Threadjack
so... the easter b3ta bash...i'm gonna be coming, but i was just wondering....
how does that work? does it involve name bages?
(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:07, archived)
# Just write 1,000,000 on your forehead
and we'll all know it's you.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:08, archived)
# Doable
(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:09, archived)
# Oh buggeryfuck, I missed it!
Fnord, you got the spazzlink, right?
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:10, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/1000000
(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:11, archived)
# A, U
Congratulations on that.
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:12, archived)
# cheers
it has made my week
(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:13, archived)
# 1722
.
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:13, archived)
# 1723
.
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:14, archived)
# 1724
.
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:14, archived)
# my what few posts you have
grandma
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:16, archived)
# shoosh
I'll lose count.....1726
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:17, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:15, archived)
# I want to rule the board
post 1725
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:15, archived)
# its only three/four pages back,
not like you don't know how to find it
hint: /1000000 :)
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:12, archived)
# Goddamn, I'm stupid.
Shut up, it's early
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:12, archived)
# I think
we'll have name badgers (note the spelling) at b3taf3st in july, but I don't think they're in general use at bashes. But then I've still never been to a b3ta bash so I could be wrong.

I'm looking forward to next friday, 'cos I'll be there too!

(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:09, archived)
# Not really at the bash
Though they may be useful as the night wears on. I think there'll be tons of virgin bashers this time so you'll all have to pass through the initiation (bring a spare pair of socks).
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:11, archived)
# heh
didn't realise there was an initiation, but I was already anticipating the need for the socks!

(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:13, archived)
# that's right,
one pair for the ears.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:14, archived)
# and some
lubrication.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:14, archived)
# I wore a home-made badge at the Christmas do,
because it made it easier to introduce myself in a noisy room.
But I needn't have bothered. As I was about twice the average age of those there, I couldn't really be mistaken for anyone else.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:37, archived)
# I've just checked out your profile
(to see how old you are) and I love your FP pics.

just wanted to say that
(I helped save b3ta! Penile, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:51, archived)
# Gosh. Thank you.
And I hope the photo wasn't too disturbing.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 19:06, archived)
# badgers
name badgers are compulsory, and must be fed before entering.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:09, archived)
# nah ,
having hungry badgers must surely add to the excitement
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:15, archived)
# everyone except me needs a badge
everyone knows who i am cos i'm fucking goodlooking.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:11, archived)
# sorry
and you are?

/walks away nose in air
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:13, archived)
# i am really good looking.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:14, archived)
# so?
doesn't mean you have personality

(did I go too far)
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:16, archived)
# Good looking
at what?
(I helped save b3ta! Penile, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:17, archived)
# he's
the speccy ginger one...
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:26, archived)
# I've not used it a lot
but yahoo messenger seems to work with whatever webcam you have installed.
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:06, archived)
# as
does msn
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:07, archived)
# that's
my pooter !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:07, archived)
# that's my girlfriend!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:07, archived)
# nah
not enough pron.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:07, archived)
# or
badgers even !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:09, archived)
# oh yes
or b3ta stuff in general
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:11, archived)
# i have reached a new low
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:02, archived)
# *thinks*
you, vw, double you?
*gives up...*
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:04, archived)
# "we double you"
it was a bad accent joke. sometimes i forget that my train of thought isn't exactly obvious
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:05, archived)
# does it have
a buffet service?
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:07, archived)
# only when it's windy
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:08, archived)
# is this it?

;)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:16, archived)
# yep =)
and i have TINY HANDS with which to make microchips
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:25, archived)
# thats fucking shit dude.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:10, archived)
# You have
a train of thought? Whassit look like?
(</guy>, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 19:08, archived)
# please don't ask why...
but i need a pic of two turkeys having sex!!
Any good sources (animal sex in google doesn't quite help)
(harrypsauce, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:01, archived)
# why not just get two turkeys
and stick em on top of each other.
I doubt there are enough Turkey-Mating-Habit experts on the board to notice.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:02, archived)
# have you tried
www.fornicatingfowl.com ?
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:02, archived)
# yes i did
click it!!
(harrypsauce, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:03, archived)
# google the word
"gobble"
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:03, archived)
# well,
this "bird" seems to have hallen for this "tom", and I suspect they'll be getting it on any time soon now...
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:04, archived)
# See if you can work out what's going on here
www.edgemont-sd.com/images/MVC-006F_small.JPG
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:04, archived)
# A search on google
revealed this
(I helped save b3ta! hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:05, archived)
# Funnily enough
I thought I had one saved somewhere. I'm sure it was in my 'sexy' turkeys' folder, but I must have deleted it sometime

/lie
(I helped save b3ta! Penile, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:12, archived)
# had a few parts left over...

from my baby face...
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:00, archived)
# woo
nice :)
Wouldn't want it suckling on my teat though...........not that I have teats or anything....
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:02, archived)
# i do
and you should.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:09, archived)
# woo yay!
that baby face one is terrifying! how could you do that after saying mine freaked you out?! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:05, archived)
# ha ha ha...
because i can be very cruel and the thought of everyone thinking it was a still and then it starting to animate amused me :-)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:12, archived)
# eeeeviiiilllllllllll
i can't stop watching it now, it's hypnotic!
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:14, archived)
# this has got to have been done before but never mind
(Macabre_Halo, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Astronomy would be different
(I helped save b3ta! hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 17:54, archived)
# look out there's a...
(I helped save b3ta! browncat247 browncat247, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 17:54, archived)
# who is that? sorry...
oh crap! I totally missed the millionth post!!!
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!

(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 17:55, archived)
# it's superman
inuit
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 17:59, archived)
# no it isn't it's sean bean
pronounced sean bean not sean bean btw
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:00, archived)
# I thought it was pronounced
Sean Bean.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:00, archived)
# sean bean
is very short. I met him and he was an arse
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:03, archived)
# sean bean
don't get me started on sean bean..
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 17:59, archived)
# sean bean is cool
and his name looks like it should be said differently.

and he once did a photostory in viz, which makes him officially God.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:03, archived)
# go on
I want to get you started, seen as next door fancies him.
eeewww!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:04, archived)
# you'd lose
he's a bit harder than you
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:04, archived)
# he's a bout as hard
as jelly, unset jelly.
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:08, archived)
# oi!
he's hard enough when he needs to be!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:10, archived)
# *snigger*





/but honestly, he's an arse
:p
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:18, archived)
# might be
but I'm even harder still!

*flexes muscles*

(i'm not fooling anyone am i)
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:10, archived)
# major Sharpe -
sounds a bit (just a bit) like SHARK.
(I helped save b3ta! browncat247 browncat247, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 17:59, archived)
# a Sharp in the water - Good god
go to your room, and don't come out, until dinner time
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 17:57, archived)
# just
what I thought, I would go to my room...
oh dear..
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 17:59, archived)
# You mean a Sharpe
I don't think a television would really be that menacing.

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 17:59, archived)
# It might be,
if it was plugged in.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimmeh, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:13, archived)

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