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There was an old man from

who swallowed a packet of

Great tufts of

shot out of his
"rhyme"
and his
NSFW
was all covered in weeds…

apologies for the - ahem - big hairy arse, now modded. have you any idea how difficult it is to get a nice neat non rude picture of a bottom?

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pxyzyzygy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:01, archived)

mmm

luckily for the firewall log at work... the status bar reveals all...

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biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:04, archived)

Naughty Nursey.

Dykey pikey.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:05, archived)

i'm not entirely convinced the penultimate one

is SFW either! ;)

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new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:05, archived)

Yep - he should definitely be shopped to the

Viz Bottom Inspectors.

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custard, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:07, archived)

no no no

its:

there was a young lady from leeds
who swallowed a packet of seeds
within half an hour
her tits came to flower
and her bum was covered in weeds

now make that version :D

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Lord_Munkee, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:06, archived)

and

you're suggesting a big hairy arse in dubious pants IS SFW?

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stup0t, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:08, archived)

pope innocent x

for hanrahan

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magoo, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:00, archived)

is that

a pint of brains?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:04, archived)

well

i suppose its got a head on it

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magoo, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:06, archived)

You are beautiful

In almost every single way.

Except facially.

Ooog.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:05, archived)

wooo!

that rocks!

thankye kindly! someone submitted this diff'rent strokes one which i really liked too:

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hanrahan, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:07, archived)

yep!
wot an xpression he has!

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magoo, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:10, archived)

is it ok if

i put yours in the mindpiss allan gallery with a credit to you?

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hanrahan, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:10, archived)

ceratinly

i would be honoured :)

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magoo, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:11, archived)

its there.

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hanrahan, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:17, archived)

i'll tell

both of my friends!

[edit] wow he looks quite regal there!

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magoo, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:20, archived)

just finished my latest WOO YAY

and it took ages, so i'm bloody well posting it !

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Lord_Munkee, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:52, archived)

and lovely it is too.

Have you ever pressed your nuts against one of those? It feels funny.

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biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:53, archived)

pervert

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isthisyou?, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:54, archived)

who the hell

pushes their nuts up against a peice of glass constantly being pumped with electricity???

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SuperMatt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:55, archived)

We all have,

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:56, archived)

I havn't.

maybe i am missing out

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SuperMatt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:58, archived)

Im doing it now.

(shiftClick shifts it., Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:58, archived)

more than I think any of us needed to know

except maybe bovine.

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SuperMatt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:59, archived)

i haven't either

but then, I'm a girl

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:11, archived)

what

you've never thought about it? That's weirder than doing it if you ask me.

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biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:58, archived)

define "funny" please

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:07, archived)

wow,

nice magnet. fridge. JCB. Whatever it is you call those things.

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Hugo Rune, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:53, archived)

Circular

blue lighty lightning things I believe is the Sciencematiffical name for them.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:55, archived)

lumiglass ?

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Lord_Munkee, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:57, archived)

they make a noise like

zzzzzzzzzzzzzztzzzzzztzttztzzzzzzzzztzttztttzzzzzzzz

so I think they should be called zits.

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Hugo Rune, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:58, archived)

Plasmatron .. based on a Van Der Graff generator.

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:10, archived)

Jack: Prob GC

And very obvious but still great
All your Iraqi base are belong to U.S.

(Potatoman, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:54, archived)

Still carn't be arsed..

..to do it properly. It's the thought that counts.

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The Lurker Plenty One, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:49, archived)

wunderbar

just as long as it's a volkswagon.

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clangers, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:58, archived)

afternoon filth

huge black cock in tight wet hole

apologies.

(Anger...Pain...Fear...Aggression...Watercolours?, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:48, archived)

I was once told, (in relation to Madonna's "Like a Prayer")

That "Everything is about big black cock"
Discuss.

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butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:51, archived)

Don't get deep, Dolly.

If everything were about big black cock, then I imagine...

Help, help, help...Oooyah!

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:52, archived)

ewww

everything *about* big black cock.

yick

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biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:57, archived)

while i tihnk of it

"gigantic" by the pixies is about big black cock too

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new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:01, archived)

isn't that a discussion

from Reservoir Dogs?

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Dr Drink, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:53, archived)

it is

round the table at the beginning

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new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:55, archived)

except its

like a virgin

(shiftClick shifts it., Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:56, archived)

it was also a discussion

at my friend's house instigated by Sean the very dull gay drug dealer.
That's probably where he got the idea from, though

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butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:57, archived)

next time you see him

point at him and say "aha! you steal all your conversational gambits from films!"

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new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:02, archived)

surely, just point at him and say

"YOUR GAY"

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Dr Drink, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:06, archived)

we never saw him again

he also spent an hour telling me that because of the Labour Party they were putting explosives under the roads and many other horrific things and that the very last place he'd want to live would be in the street where I live.

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butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:09, archived)

i thought it was

about taxis:

"just like a prayer, I'll take you there".

(Anger...Pain...Fear...Aggression...Watercolours?, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:00, archived)

Phwoar

to the motherfucking Yay!

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Monkeyboy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:51, archived)

dum de dum

i am soooo bored.

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biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:43, archived)

that's fantosular!

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spacefish bong!, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:45, archived)

If not totally fabulash.

Geese are mean muthafukas!

They ate one of the servants at my Nan's house.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:48, archived)

that is GOOD SHIT

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:46, archived)

urgh

nestle

(Divvy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:52, archived)

Weetabix isn't Nestle.

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:54, archived)

Nabisco

that is all

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:58, archived)

Nestle bought Nabisco a while back

they will own everything eventually...

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custard, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:13, archived)

I went to

a dinner party thing last night when every one started going on about Nestle. I don't suppose you were there were you?

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biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:54, archived)

cos they is

'orrible
Nestle that is

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:57, archived)

milkybars

may be made from the juice of ground up ethiopian babys or whatever the argument against nestle is

but toffee crisps still taste excelent!

*fact*

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LP, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:00, archived)

I like

Nesle chocolate, I don't care how it gets made or what nefarious shenanigans they get up to.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:02, archived)

nefarious shenanigans

i love that

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:07, archived)

Neither do I.

What's a few starving babies between snacks?

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:08, archived)

Whats a few starving babies

AS snacks.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:10, archived)

cough

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:49, archived)

Damn!

Your's is loads better too!

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biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:51, archived)

heheh

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Hugo Rune, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:52, archived)

i knew i'd seen it

done similarly

woo!

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popt_art, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:54, archived)

Brilliant!

Have you ever considered
spicy pork balls......?

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robh, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:53, archived)

opinion wanted

I'm bored with the tepid, comedy Clinton Card calibre of e-cards I've seen/ used recently. Do any b3tans make e-card sites at all? Or know of a decent, funny e-card site?

(Uber Schlaff, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:43, archived)

www.areyoudumb.com

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:44, archived)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:48, archived)

??? (?)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:50, archived)

??(?)??!??

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SuperMatt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:52, archived)

??? (??[???]???/?) ?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:54, archived)

Out of cheese error

Redo from start

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:55, archived)

dead rat?

lovely.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:58, archived)

Try

www.moonpig.co.uk

I use them a lot - upload £20 credit and they add a tenner. Not bad.

[edit]Oh, you meant E-cards, sorry. Moonpig are real cards you create online and they send to you/your loved one.

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:46, archived)

E-cards??!!

Are you bedridden and dying of the AIDS or something? My nan sends e-cards, and she's off her head.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:46, archived)

That's what nans are for.

My gran still calls me greggie weggie.

She's loaded tho, so I dont mind.

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Hugo Rune, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:47, archived)

My gran calls me cunty.

She is loaded too, but is in the final stages of syphilis and thinks everyone is trying to poison her. And she'd be right.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:49, archived)

i'd love to be a nan

so i could say "that's nice dear" to everyone all the time.

my nans are no more alas. although one did look an awful lot like the queen...

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new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:49, archived)

Well...

...why don't you throw a goddamn penny in the fountain and make a goddamn wish and maybe it'll come true!

:oO

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:50, archived)

funny chap

i could be a nan, but i fail on the most important criteria...

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new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:53, archived)

You're bald

and can't wear hair nets?

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Hugo Rune, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:54, archived)

i don't like mint imperials

and i don't know what an anti-macassar is

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new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:57, archived)

Its the opposite

of a macassar!

Doh!

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Hugo Rune, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:58, archived)

HA!

You can't fingerknit, CAN YOU?

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:54, archived)

Thats very rude.

Anyway, I'm off.

Laters.

20 mins to make HMV want to have my babies.

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Hugo Rune, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:57, archived)

that's not something i expected anyone to say today

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new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:58, archived)

hehe

Nans are fuggin loons.

Mine famously said once, when we accused her of drinking to much
"I did NOT have tonic!"

She was pissed and this was at 10:20 am :)

Loon, total loon.

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Hugo Rune, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:51, archived)

My nan would always get her legs out at family dos.

Mad cockney granny.

Massive red bloomers.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:53, archived)

Think my

nan has a spare set of legs. She gets about a bit she does.

Smashed her car into a tree and when da pooleese turned up she was sitting beside the car eating a picnic and drinking G+T.

"The police were very nice, although they made me take one of those breath test things".

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Hugo Rune, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:55, archived)

My nan refuses to drive.

She simply hates the general public.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:57, archived)

it's

to someone who is curently 'somewhere' in America. Have only sent them when being a lazy tit. Or to people who don't deserve a real card.

(Uber Schlaff, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:56, archived)

www.moonpig.co.uk

ooops me too, e cards www.haroldsplanet.co.uk

(my knee hurts, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:48, archived)

I quite like these ones

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Penile, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:53, archived)

Though I don't know how she'd feel about it

I'd highly recommend missings Baloon Head people as a decent source for e-card pictures.

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Pootle, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:56, archived)

Look, Ma! - I'm flying!

That's nice, dear...

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custard, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:41, archived)

hehehe

superb.

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hanrahan, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:42, archived)

hehe

yay

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:44, archived)

Ra-Ra-Rasputin

That is all

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butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:45, archived)

Now there was a cat,

who was really gone.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:46, archived)

Where's that

pesky cat gone?

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butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:59, archived)

lo-ver of the rush-an queen!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:47, archived)

i'm

so proud of him.
w00t!

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biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:46, archived)

The Arrival of the Emperor - takes 1 & 2

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:41, archived)

hahahahaha!

that's class

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spacefish bong!, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:42, archived)

Yay!

To Manic using new pics!!

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christhebarker, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:13, archived)

an imageready experiment

it's 150k of embarassment!

pls note filename

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:39, archived)

i think someone

might be in denial

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SuperMatt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:40, archived)

who?

me?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:41, archived)

That was

Moses wasn't it?

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Choice, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:42, archived)

i tried so hard

not to say anything.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:45, archived)

Yebut,

Who's Laura Barker?

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:42, archived)

she's my wife

I've totally stolen her webspace
*snigger*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:44, archived)

does she know

your gay?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:46, archived)

shh!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:47, archived)

No I don't wanna buy any pegs...

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:51, archived)

just bi-curious

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Pootle, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:47, archived)

I KNEW this post was a bad idea!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:49, archived)

Stop digging then...

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:18, archived)

Woo... Ride im No Hands Yeah

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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:37, archived)

no hands is quality

what can't he do?

(Project BBQ Impossibru, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:40, archived)

put his hands down

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dr_fonz, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:43, archived)

can i just say

that I have never shopped nohands, and never intend to.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:42, archived)

I did once

but I was very very drunk at the time... at least, that's my excuse.

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dr_fonz, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:43, archived)

and you are poorer person for it

Shopping no hands is one of the greatest things you can do with your life.
blah blah blah blah yakety blah blah shmakety blah blah

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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:44, archived)

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hanrahan, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:36, archived)

*boing*

ARF!!!

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SuperMatt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:37, archived)

yay!

boing boing boing parp bounce boing flwump!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:40, archived)

more penguins

penguins ®0xx0® /\/\¥ 50xx0®5.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:40, archived)

you really are the leetest person ever

dr phil k1tten.

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:43, archived)

Pleez,

me no speekadaleet, thenk you pleez.
Izzit.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:44, archived)

so l337

she is heralded by the AOLiers as the new messiah!

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SuperMatt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:45, archived)

m3zz1a#...or something.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:48, archived)

m3551@#

???

(Divvy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:17, archived)

I think your keyboard's broken

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:56, archived)

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:34, archived)

mmmmmm

first pic ever! and I only have paint, please be nice
eek!

(kays, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:32, archived)

it's good very good for paint

but you could have made her a topless lesbian

only joking better than my efforts

well done :)

(Project BBQ Impossibru, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:33, archived)

arn't all lesbians topless?

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packetslut, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:35, archived)

and

Asian

(Harry, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:37, archived)

oh, and teen

FACT

(Harry, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:37, archived)

mmm...

asian topless lesbians... eating hummus...

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SuperMatt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:38, archived)

be careful

there are lots of lezzers out there.

/Curly

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:38, archived)

les's

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:42, archived)

correct

he really said that last night. I nearly wet mesen luv.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:51, archived)

yay

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:33, archived)

ooh

i like that,
the sea is very well done, as is the cossie. hmm, summery...

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djdirect, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:33, archived)

It must be

Blackpool then.

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Pootle, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:36, archived)

Nah..

There's no poo.

or shark. shhhh....

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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:37, archived)

YAY!

congrats kay!
(she's the receptionist in the office and after she has been watching for a while she begged me to show her how to post a picture)
woo hoo! you'll have kittens comming out of your ears and your nose before you know it!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:35, archived)

is it me

or does every one remember the first time they photoshoppped a kitten?

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SuperMatt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:37, archived)

heh, yup.

A kitten was my first.

/nostalgic

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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:38, archived)

yes I do.

I was very proud- it was PootKitty-though most were not impressed with his green and purple sweatbands and mask :(

(MissieMissie, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:41, archived)

yep

a long fuggin time ago

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spacefish bong!, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:41, archived)

not just you

my first kitten shoppage from way back

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armaitus Sheep Casings!, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:48, archived)

you're not leading

people astray again, are you Jiva.

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Pootle, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:38, archived)

you

know thats what I do best.

seen as we work for such corperate whores I thought I could infultrate and bring it all down from the inside!

;)

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:41, archived)

Down with the system

start the revolution tomorrow, or perhaps next week, if the weathers nice, and I can get the day off.
/rebelwithoutthearsed

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Pootle, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:49, archived)

yay for

more norwich b3tans :)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:41, archived)

yes

I lived in Norwich for a few years...nice place

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:00, archived)

It has a child like niave quality

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:36, archived)

yay!

paintmash landscapes are my favourite!

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spacefish bong!, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:37, archived)

Yay for left handed people too!

Woo!

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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:43, archived)

Teacows

(MrAdam, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:24, archived)

chuckle and

threadjack

WHEN THE SHITTING CRIKEY IS EASTER?

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:26, archived)

April the

somethingth.

Jesus died for ya sins, dontchaknow!

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dr_fonz, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:27, archived)

What sins?

I haven't smoked in bed for years now.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:38, archived)

Yeah, two days before Easter Sunday

He missed all the chocolate. Must have been a double bummer, being nailed up and missing the easter eggs.

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:39, archived)

Not long now

a couple of weeks.
not the weekend of the bash, the weekend after? innit?

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:27, archived)

20th April -

I think.

(Dobbin, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:28, archived)

is that a friday or a sunday?

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:29, archived)

that's a Sunday

18th and 21st are Bank holidays in England, I am less sure about the rest of the country.

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Pootle, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:40, archived)

Yep,

and I shall be in Scotland, home of thistles, overly hairy cows and men in skirts.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:29, archived)

thought that was Horsham?

*runs*

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:30, archived)

No,

that's the home of The Paisley Malicia.
Hoards of old folks roam the streets at night dealing out swift and final justice to anyone found having fun.
Think of Judge Dredd with a Zimmer frame.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:36, archived)

I'm going to see

Cradle of Filth at Easter. Kind of appropriate, I guess. god knows why I'm going to see them though, the bunch of ugly fools

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dr_fonz, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:29, archived)

Good friday is on the 18th April

...

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popt_art, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:29, archived)

wicked

now i need to know when my loan comes through...so skint i am

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:30, archived)

20th April

And i'll be in Poland, getting fed up of the religious festival going on there.. sigh...

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djdirect, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:35, archived)

Henry the dog didn't mind the being in space or the wee going everywhere

it was just that damned fly that got to him.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:30, archived)

he he that made me laff

put some grass under him, and it could be a moon rise picture

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:32, archived)

Cats in space?

www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_764488.html

(Johnus the Arse, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:52, archived)

Aaargh!

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DancesWithWeezils, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:17, archived)

I love

Ferrets

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Choice, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:18, archived)

i'm from yorkshire

so i have one down my trousers at all times

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new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:18, archived)

blimeh!

you should have got him out at the norwich bash, I love a good stroke of a ferret!

/inuennnnnndddooooooooo

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:19, archived)

everyone else had a go

but we knew you'd get carried away so we waited til you'd gone to the bar ;)

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new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:22, archived)

just stick your hands down

matt's trousers next time you see him.

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:28, archived)

I believe you are mistaking

Ferrets for Field Mice.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:31, archived)

Or a kangaroo embryo.

Like chicken mc nuggets

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:44, archived)

So am I -

But unlike the rest of you I've actually been Ferreting

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Choice, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:20, archived)

really? cool.

and that rather buggers up my joke. oh well.

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new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:22, archived)

sorry

but they really are viscious, one of them had a go at our labrador - the cheek

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Choice, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:25, archived)

Ours...

...have had all the neighbours cats...

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DancesWithWeezils, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:26, archived)

What'd it say?

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:28, archived)

"Parp"

Really...

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Choice, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:29, archived)

I used to

but started feeling guilty about murdering innocent bunnies

(Mr M@ Probably not that difficult!, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:39, archived)

no bunny

is innocent

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Choice, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:40, archived)

what's

scary is he's not lying

(udat, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:45, archived)

Is that coz they is..

...long and furry and bitey and stinky and nice?

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DancesWithWeezils, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:19, archived)

Smart, viscious

and thieving, reminds me of my best scouse mates;)

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Choice, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:21, archived)

I've got

26 of the furry little buggers!!!!!

(Mr M@ Probably not that difficult!, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:21, archived)

26!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Christ, we though we had our hands full with three of the little devils....

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DancesWithWeezils, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:22, archived)

I started of with 3.............

2 Gills (female) and a Hob (male) (for those not in the know) and they just keep breeding!! They've got half the garden as a pen and they cost more to feed than the 3 dogs put together!

(Mr M@ Probably not that difficult!, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:26, archived)

Though

Having them semi loose in the garden certainly stops the neighbours cats shitting in it!

(Mr M@ Probably not that difficult!, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:31, archived)

One for every letter of the alphabet

no doubt.

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dr_fonz, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:24, archived)

scary but

cool image!

(Teaseress, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:24, archived)

Snipers Take The Physical Challenge!

This could get messy...
spazoutny.com/Page%205.htm

(Spaz Out, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:13, archived)

my two penneth for the compo

1948 version

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clangers, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:06, archived)

put it

in the compo then.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:07, archived)

it is.

have you been on the sauce?

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clangers, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:12, archived)

but it wasn't when I refreshed the first time...
are you winding me up!
would you like to take this outside.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:17, archived)

Scrap! Bundle!

(get your spudgun out jiva!)

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butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:19, archived)

spud gun

pea shooter and catapult!
I'm armed and dangerous.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:20, archived)

Let me at 'em

Let me at 'em

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butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:41, archived)

gnash gnash

snort snort

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clangers, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:50, archived)

well if your'e gonna be like that

yes I challenge you to pistols at dawn
take your pick
sid or jonny?

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clangers, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:22, archived)

Heh

Lovely ;-)

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bob dinosaur, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:08, archived)

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