

Her Maj, getting ready for a night down the clubs.

She did one of the best renditions of "Gimme dat, gimme dat, gimme gimme gimme dat, gimme dat ting, gimme dat gimme gimme dat, etc" I have ever heard outside of the Pink Windmill.
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she wore that hat when she came to Norn Iron. She looked at our new Civic Centre, which is a monstrosity, and said, "It's beyond my imagination." The best put down ever, I thought.
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Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:45,
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do u mean thatone in lisburn with the "water feature" that looks shit?
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Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:48,
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what about ye! hows yer belly off for blackheads
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Fri 4 Apr 2003, 18:00,
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to fit his meat and two veg in that tiny thong
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Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:43,
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he's the only attractive one there! how could you headswap him? nicely done though...
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Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:40,
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for the server and it's hosting? I don't think it's payment for the work people put into running this place. I'm sure the newsletter will be along when it's ready - it seems a bit off to demand it.
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Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:42,
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You used to program CPC464's?
I'm right aren't I?! I really really must get out more
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Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:42,
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I'm right aren't I?! I really really must get out more

You come in after a hard day walking up and down various mountains trying to thwart the forces of nature and being stared at by very suspect looking sheep and strangely dressed tourists in their flourescent goretex undergarments, looking forward to turning on the machine and reading with delight the wonderfulnewsletter and lawks almighty it's not there, despondant and lonely I ask where it is and am soundly lambasted, which is I suppose no worse than I deserve, so I'm attaching a hosepipe to my usb port in an effort to rid this board of the irritation which is my vile repulsive self
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Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:53,
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ya big teapot polisher
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Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:47,
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* sorry *

when I'm at work.
so I hope it's really rubbish
:)
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Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:46,
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so I hope it's really rubbish
:)

Cough, cough, heave.
*Slumps forward on commode*
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Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:52,
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*Slumps forward on commode*

It's fanfuckingtabulous. In fact it's cunting magnificent.
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Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:35,
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glasscock of - hmm, about an hour ago.
still, could be quicker though, try harder.
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Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:32,
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still, could be quicker though, try harder.

I've been without tv or interweb all afternoon!
and this is all I've got to show for it...

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Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:29,
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and this is all I've got to show for it...


That's you on the left...
No. Right...
No. Left...
No. Right
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Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:38,
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No. Right...
No. Left...
No. Right

that made me giggle, in an "is the indicator working" kinda way : )
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Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:43,
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you seem to created something amusing!
Why don't you turn of your television set and go and do something less boring instead more often?
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Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:31,
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Why don't you turn of your television set and go and do something less boring instead more often?

it was worse than when b3ta and flibz were down at the same time! I ended up with a dvd on sitting playing solitaire...
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Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:33,
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thats a spicy meatball!
edit: you've posted 4 messages in 1 year 90 days? crumbs. i thought i was shy..
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Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:26,
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edit: you've posted 4 messages in 1 year 90 days? crumbs. i thought i was shy..

Sorry but the biting comments made to this post are making me larf!
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Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:32,
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laugh. good effort tho dude. must buy a bigger monitor. like them ones at footie stadiums.
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Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:32,
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that's class. Culture and meme seamless blending into a conceptual masterpiece*
*sorry, momentary gush
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Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:50,
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*sorry, momentary gush

but hey you should be out on the piss and not wasting your time looking at this dirty quick potatoship.

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Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:23,
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Anyway... time to brave the fantastic M4 back to London.
l8rz l4m£rZ! ur all gay
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Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:23,
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l8rz l4m£rZ! ur all gay

swapping....illegal...
well i think thats what it applies to...
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Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:32,
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well i think thats what it applies to...

Did you say something that you may wish to expand upon?
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Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:35,
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![Challenge Entry: Modern Fairytales [challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif)

[edit]And thanks to chthonic and popt for the offers of house-space! :D We'll be fine, but you're Very Nice to offer.

I've been saving him for some sort of particularly smug imagery.
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Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:24,
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"Tony Danker", as we used to say in school.
Tony Danker was incidentally also a Tony Danker. Oooh recursive Tony Dankerism.
Bye bye :-)
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Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:25,
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Tony Danker was incidentally also a Tony Danker. Oooh recursive Tony Dankerism.
Bye bye :-)

kind. We'll be over in about 1/2 hour, is that okay for you? Oh and the cats are a bit sick (what with all the stress) so they might pong a bit. You'll easily spot us coming up the road, we've had to strap the 8-foot-tall fertility statue from the front room to the roof of the car.
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Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:27,
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you wouldn't want to stay where I live, mutter mutter. Takes a million bloody miles to get anywhere, which is why i didn't offer, as the rejection sometimes hurts, like salt in a wound.
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Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:28,
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is truly fantastic. I bought this copy for my girlfriend a few months ago, much recommended.
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Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:26,
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puss in boots! fantastic name, the marquis of carabas!
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Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:26,
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for da neeeeooolithic laydeeez
[edit] now with sexy eyebrow action

Dear Pegi
would like to ask if I can send my Dalmatian,
>Cuddles, to your island. It is with much sadness that I contemplate even thinking of sending my faithful companion to total strangers.
Perusing your website, I carefully noted the
information, and upon your reply I will be in touch on the number included on your website. I would like to remain anonymous throughout any phase of the 'transfer' if humanly possible.
I don't want to go on too much, but I feel I should explain my situation with Cuddles. He is gay. Please don't label me a homophobe, I am not. It's just that my wife and family complain constantly about his admittedly flamboyant behaviour. He also masterbates
himself orally in the house, and dog semen is such a stubborn stain.
I think the final straw has been Cuddles' relationship with a Cairn terrier across the way. They anally penetrate each other whenever they get out, and my grandchildren have even witnessed this. How do you explain that to a child? My wife says it was because he was dropped on his head as a puppy, but I jus think he likes it.
It is also quite embarrasing while trying to walk him,if you let him off the lead, he will attempt to insert his penis into the mouths of other dogs. He only does this with other male dogs. I have even had to pay extensive vets bills for a toy daschund whose jaw was dislocated during a particularly vigorous attack.
As you see, pressures from my own human society have forced me to ask you to accept Cuddles onto dog island. Maybe you have even had similar letters on the subject? The only information I ask of you, at this stage, would be to know if the other dogs might attack him because he is a gay? Is there some training method I could use to try to make him a bit more butch? And finally, if there might even be a gay island for similar dogs? I really would appreciate it if he could live among others of his kind. He really is a most loving
dog.
Yours algoyo
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Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:17,
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would like to ask if I can send my Dalmatian,
>Cuddles, to your island. It is with much sadness that I contemplate even thinking of sending my faithful companion to total strangers.
Perusing your website, I carefully noted the
information, and upon your reply I will be in touch on the number included on your website. I would like to remain anonymous throughout any phase of the 'transfer' if humanly possible.
I don't want to go on too much, but I feel I should explain my situation with Cuddles. He is gay. Please don't label me a homophobe, I am not. It's just that my wife and family complain constantly about his admittedly flamboyant behaviour. He also masterbates
himself orally in the house, and dog semen is such a stubborn stain.
I think the final straw has been Cuddles' relationship with a Cairn terrier across the way. They anally penetrate each other whenever they get out, and my grandchildren have even witnessed this. How do you explain that to a child? My wife says it was because he was dropped on his head as a puppy, but I jus think he likes it.
It is also quite embarrasing while trying to walk him,if you let him off the lead, he will attempt to insert his penis into the mouths of other dogs. He only does this with other male dogs. I have even had to pay extensive vets bills for a toy daschund whose jaw was dislocated during a particularly vigorous attack.
As you see, pressures from my own human society have forced me to ask you to accept Cuddles onto dog island. Maybe you have even had similar letters on the subject? The only information I ask of you, at this stage, would be to know if the other dogs might attack him because he is a gay? Is there some training method I could use to try to make him a bit more butch? And finally, if there might even be a gay island for similar dogs? I really would appreciate it if he could live among others of his kind. He really is a most loving
dog.
Yours algoyo

could you summarise in 5 words or less for me? My eyes are boggled up and I can't read anything today.
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Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:18,
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It's like the web version of sitting next to a guy on the bus who insists on telling you about his budgies.
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Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:19,
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I am imprisoned in text daily. I yearn for the image rich resource that is b3ta.
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Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:31,
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...should get kids interested in politics.
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