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# it followed me home..
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:41, archived)
# HAS MUMMY LET YOU KEEP IT?!?!
aww its cute :)
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:42, archived)
# if by cute
you mean hideous, then yes
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:44, archived)
# feck!
congrats to you and Jiva (sorry I'm a bit late - wooooooo!)
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:42, archived)
# thanks!
:)
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:47, archived)
# yay!
thank you!
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:58, archived)
# GAH!
IT IS NOT COMMING IN THIS FLAT!!! it will eat the kitten!
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:42, archived)
# mine
is a little off.......

(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:43, archived)
# i wish
my nose was that colour
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:45, archived)
# sandpaper
will do that
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:46, archived)
# or paintstripper...
my "friend" once did too much poppers in a night and his nose went purple.
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:48, archived)
# good idea
yep


(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:50, archived)
# ...

I'm bored and I haven't done a pic in ages
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:40, archived)
# that scares me muchly
and just imagine the noise if he had snotty noses... eww
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:41, archived)
# why
do you think he looks so sad?
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:43, archived)
# probably
because he can't see the tissues
Edit: actually - have you ever smelt a baby? Poor sod, it's got to be hell for him
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:44, archived)
# now that
just disturbs me!
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:43, archived)
# Apple's new iMindControler
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:37, archived)
[challenge entry] In Nuneaton, Warwickshire..
the ladies of the habit are preferred food over Whiskas anyday.

(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:36, archived)
# NUN-eaton ha ha ha
My boyfriend thought it was pronounced Noony-ton.
Then again, he is foreign.
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:42, archived)
# I found this on my doorstep when I came home,

what should I do??
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:36, archived)
# watch it from a safe distance
and throw things at it.
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:37, archived)
# and thats not
going to evoke its rage, so that it lets out its evil-square-hedgehoggy-thing type wrath on me
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:40, archived)
# okay i suppose
AEROSOL FLAMETHROWER TIME!!
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:46, archived)
# eat
it
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:38, archived)
# marry him !
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:38, archived)
# Get your cat to
shat on it.
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:38, archived)
# looks to me
like it wants a hug!
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:40, archived)
# last one
how'd it go?
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:42, archived)
# couldn't've been better, mate
now i can go out tomorrow confident of getting a degree =D
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:45, archived)
#
keep pencils in it
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:41, archived)
# Daddy or Chips?

DADDY!!!!
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:35, archived)
# haha
yum!
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:38, archived)
# As the adventures of Hoskins and Hawkings take a dark turn...


...it becomes apparent that Hawkings' kidnapper (well, I suppose 'leadingfigureinreallycomplicatedsciencenapper') is none other than... BORT (3)!
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:33, archived)
# I reply to my own message!
Nobody else appears to be taking any notice
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:39, archived)
# thats because..
we're all scared...
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:40, archived)
# aww
i took notice :D
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:41, archived)
# i like
your style!
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:40, archived)
# unorthodox
...but effective
GONG!
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:47, archived)
[challenge entry] What really happened in the balcony scene
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:29, archived)
# Eh?
/slow
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:32, archived)
# anon
old talk for soon
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:34, archived)
# When
Juliet wants to get rid of the nurse she shouts with some urgency "Anon! Anon!". I think Shakespeare mis-heard her though...
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:35, archived)
# Ahh,
now I understand, ta! Mind you, I did study the bloody book for GCSE.

"Do you bite your thumb at me sir?"
"I do bite my thumb, but not at you sir."

Or something.
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:45, archived)
# and more pandas


just a bit less dysfunctional
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:28, archived)
# woo! and, indeed, YAY!
how's you Miss?

Martians coming to Manchester in September. I know it's a long way off, but I think we should drive for a northern b3tan around then. What say you?
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:32, archived)
# i could
maybe be back around then. maybe.
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:39, archived)
# I say
yay.

A proper one this time? With more than 4 of us?
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:39, archived)
# that's the idea
maybe 4 months notice will be enough for people :)
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:46, archived)
# talking of bashes
if anyone wants to come up for the edinburgh festival, have a look in the pub scheduler. the house is free, and it'd be nice to get a load of you soft southern b3tans up here!
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:42, archived)
# yay
seconded & thirded - get ye north, ya soft southern pansies ;) space for crashing also available at mine.
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:45, archived)
# i might do
i really want to but i dont know about the money
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:47, archived)
# ah go on
there's a hug in it for you :)
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:49, archived)
# tempting stuff
let me see.........
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:51, archived)
# september?!
is he walking there?
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:44, archived)
# woo!
yay for pandas

love your new fp, I know that bunny: )
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:36, archived)
# last time
I used that bunny he was at the theatre
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:44, archived)
# missed that one,
linky if you have it please :)
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:48, archived)
# coaxing the beetles
I've just found www.thelovelybrothers.cjb.net - check out the cartoon: Mr Johnson's Pre-determined Fate
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:26, archived)
# This belongs just
here.
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:36, archived)
# Il n'y a aucune cuillère
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:39, archived)
# there is no spoon!
oh wait, yeah there is..

or is there?

gah damnit..

I'll just stick to my well behaved spork collection ta v.much
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:51, archived)
# as a follow-up to my earlier post


my first animated gif! woo!
sorry if the filesize is a bit big :-p
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:24, archived)
# How strangely
arousing.
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:26, archived)
# Hmm
I do believe that is a slipknot S in the background there...how comes i know that?
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:32, archived)
# Can't wait to see this movie.


Apologies if it's been done before and for crappiness.
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:20, archived)
# Purrrrrrrfect!
meow
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:21, archived)
# woo!
woo
woo
woodbine
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:30, archived)
# i'm not 'madonna' new single.
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:18, archived)
# hahaha
took me a sec, but muchos wooness to your lateral thinking :)
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:19, archived)
# slapper
.
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:19, archived)
# slap her
slapper
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:26, archived)
# has this been linked yet?
the madge remix projecty thing?
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:19, archived)
# I think
it got mentioned a while back, but I hadn't clicked it before. it's very funny :)
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:25, archived)
# WOO!
pepsi pepper pepster pep!
how goes it miss?
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:31, archived)
# hello you!
hows' it going? Still liking college and stuff? I've seen the things you've posted on here so far - all look great!
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:40, archived)
# .
Took a while, but I got it in the end...must be having a s l o w day...
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:19, archived)
# I've had her!
*100% fiction*
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:22, archived)
# she asked
me out for a drink. i was going to go, but then i heard her rapping and decided against it.
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:23, archived)
# crap snog anyway -
I've 'ad 'er y'know.

/turns back into Pep again... hello chaps.
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:26, archived)
# hiyaaaaaaaaa
pep. how's life treating you?
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:27, archived)
# not too bad thanks.
we moved offices but luckily, it's not as bad as i thought. Just been a bit busy. I drew pictures for the Face - did you see? And how are you?
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:31, archived)
# like minipops but not as small
midipops maybe?


edit: and whats this spinal tap website? when will it be done?
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:32, archived)
# bit like that.
for something so small, they take bloody ages. Craig (Flip flop flying) is a man of great patience.
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:34, archived)
# woooo
you. i have a raging sore throat, but i now also have a 2 foot mirrorball.
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:33, archived)
# did you vomit the mirror ball?
That might explain the throat...? Hmm, mirror ball= good though. You never know when you might need it. Where've you put it?
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:35, archived)
# nowhere as yet.
it's really rather heavy, and i suspect i'm not allowed to start monkeying around with the ceiling in my flat, but it was going free, so i had to take it really.
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:36, archived)
# blimey -
where did you get it from?
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:38, archived)
# heh.
a man in the pub said 'who wants a 2 foot mirrorball?'
there is only one answer to that question.
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:40, archived)
# blimey -
gotta be nicked, shurely? Take it with you wherever you go. Become Mirrorball Boy. Yo uknow it makes sense.
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:41, archived)
# i was carrying
it back today and spinning it in the sun. it was ace. people's offices and living rooms became discotastic, if only for a few seconds.
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:43, archived)
# what a very lovely notion.
I like that.

Right - gotta leg it out of here - see you later.
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:45, archived)
# i've got a working one in my room
took bloody hours to wire the bastard up though.
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:40, archived)
# ideally
mine would be in the bathroom, wired up so that when you switch the shower on the lights cut out, a couple of spotlights hit the mirrorball and around it goes. mmmm...disco showers.
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:41, archived)
# disco showers?
is that a euphemism for something?


but it is a cool thing to have, shame mine isn't hooked up to a tom jones cd or anything
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:44, archived)
# ooh, i've
just looked at all your other stuff. you am de bestest.
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:35, archived)
# ahh, thankyou
hope you feel better soon.
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:36, archived)
# they're great!
and I like your new site
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:34, archived)
# thanks -
thought i should tidy things up a bit. I'm trying to keep it a bit more updated now. Not very designed but it does the job.
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:35, archived)
# superpixelationscope
although i confess to not having a clue who some of them are
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:36, archived)
# tell me about it.
i hate pop music. had to look em all up and work from loads of reference. grr.
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:37, archived)
# unlike the others
I haven't got it, but that may be because I've not heard it... only "new release" of hers I know about is the kazaa "WTF" release.
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:22, archived)
# It's more of a design joke
think text...
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:34, archived)
# thank you
for helping a poor simpleton enjoy a decent shop...

*goes to the corner to cry and masturbate*
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:37, archived)
# haha
splendid!
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:24, archived)
# arf
good skills
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:26, archived)
# hehehehe
he
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:26, archived)
# i dont get it.
:(
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:31, archived)
# Bollocksocks....
I just got it.....
Maybe you could have got her saying 'Right?'
as in 'alright-ta!' and done that...


...or not...
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:38, archived)
# hahaha!
i was hoping it would do that!
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:43, archived)
# hahaha
very clever
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:46, archived)
# please
somebody
explain

ARGH!
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 19:17, archived)
# Apples break into the fashion industry...

Was welcomed by many high profile celebrities.
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:14, archived)
# *ahem*
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:17, archived)
# Woo to Imac's !
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:19, archived)
# I am obviously biased...
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:20, archived)
# CTRL+A


CTRL+A for realness
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:09, archived)
# that is GOOD
1 of the best i've seen
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:10, archived)
# that´s fu*king
amazing!
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:10, archived)
# Wow
That is really cool!
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:10, archived)
# hee hee
ghostly!
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:11, archived)
# only works with IE though,
so I've no idea if it's good or not.
Oh well.
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:12, archived)
# here. just especially for you and all the others without IE. what we could see:
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:18, archived)
# mwah hahahahahaha
u put my post in that screen shot
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:27, archived)
# I
dont get it...
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:14, archived)
# you gotta..
..have Internet explorer, then select the picture
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:14, archived)
# o yes i do
that is sweet :)
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:16, archived)
# WOW
genius! how did u do that?!!
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:15, archived)
# yeah..
..how is that done?
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:18, archived)
# there was some page...
linked on here the other day w/ the technique.. search the board
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:20, archived)
# this is better
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:21, archived)
# yeah..
the busier the picture, the easier it is to hide pix in it
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:22, archived)
# oh yes that
is better... mmmmm
where's the guide for this?
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:22, archived)
# Nice one Thor
And I know you've a couple more up your sleeve!
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:23, archived)
# what these
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:26, archived)
# Wow! In that third one you can see
pussy n everyfink!

YAY Nice one Thor

(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:30, archived)
# aha!
now I now why this wooyay works the same way!

have it, you earned it...
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:33, archived)
# No pussy here
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:43, archived)
# wow
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:29, archived)
# S'true
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:41, archived)
# here's how
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:22, archived)
# .
Nice...and I've learnt a new short cut key...
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:15, archived)
# Fucksocks!
that's great!
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:19, archived)
# it would be ever-so nice
if you could share the genius behing how to do that.

it really would.
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:22, archived)
# seconded
come on...'fess up!
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:26, archived)
# here's a psd file of one with all the layers
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:28, archived)
# godlike
you clever thing you
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:30, archived)
# check the linky ^^^
I now know all mwahahahaha!
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:28, archived)
# How bizarrre
for I have done the very same.
It's big though.
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:39, archived)
# can you guess what it is?
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:07, archived)
# woo!
that's mental
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:09, archived)
# a
picture?
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:09, archived)
# great stuff
woo
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:09, archived)
# dunno what it is
but it's rather wonderful.
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:10, archived)
# s'nice
but I don't know what it is
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:10, archived)
# fucking hell
thats good, what morphing package have you used?
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:10, archived)
# not morphed.
see that link on the front page with that automatic massaging tank thingy? Well i looked around that website and all the pics were there on one page in a big line. And I felt I had to animate them.
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:14, archived)
# hey... thats off the website with the robot massager..
:(
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:14, archived)
# yep!
Well spotted. I saw the pics in a big line and decided to animate them.
On a side note, that robot massager rocks. I want one.
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:16, archived)
# Food of the future?
Anyone? Anyone?
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:16, archived)
# it's bloo-tack innit?
?????
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:19, archived)
# ...
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:37, archived)
# Sammy the seal boy
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:07, archived)
# you
are just too scary sometimes!

someone please save me...... ;)
woo yay hoopla!
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:08, archived)
# woo pic
evening all
and what's this i hear about you 2 and marriage?
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:14, archived)
# awww, bless
I think he's got wind.

Oh, and MASSIVE congratulations to you both. I would have said something earlier, but I am notoriously slow to catch on. YAY!

(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:08, archived)
# :)
wait till we tell the real world.

hahahhahahahhaha!
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:11, archived)
# what's been going on?
tell me tell me!
(sorry - had alot of work on).
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:14, archived)
#
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:18, archived)
# woo!
Blimey - Munkton & Jiva, if you're still about - a belated congratulations!
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:21, archived)
# seconded
congratumalations guys, that really am de best thing ever :)
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:22, archived)
# Holly
crap!
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:09, archived)
# he's
a beauty !
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:09, archived)
# he may look cute,
but he's a brute!
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:11, archived)
# I mean
Poor baby! his grandma looks scary!
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:12, archived)
# Have one of these


Do you even have a job any more?
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:12, archived)
# club it!
club it now!
woo!
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:29, archived)
[challenge entry] are we still posting nuns?
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:06, archived)
# yup
n-until friday, same as always

p.s. make it a compo entry
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:06, archived)
# cool
here comes CA-nun.
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:07, archived)
# What a
filthy suggestion!
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:06, archived)
# ahahaha
nice one
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:09, archived)
# Bastard budget cutbacks....
BOOOOOOOOO!
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:30, archived)
# Might have been shown already...


Not a photoshop...
Look closely!
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:00, archived)
# Are they complaining about
Golf Males?
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:01, archived)
# ha ha ha
awwwwww, poor women
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:02, archived)
# Hehehe
he.
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:05, archived)
# I've recieved that in 3 emails today
Twice from the same person.
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:05, archived)
# been emailed that about 10 times now,
and noone ever emails me anything.
maybe this is a sign i'm heading up the popularity ladder..
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:06, archived)
# 'lo you
I'm in Cambridge on the 10th of May for a party. You about?
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:11, archived)
# im always about
fancy some beers or something?- 10th eh - that be a saturday - eep, just had a thought - think cornwall might be playing in sussex in the rugby so might be going to that - not sure.

whats your plan?

edit: heracy!
web.ukonline.co.uk/crfu/seniorxv.html
if its in cornwall, sod that ;)
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:13, archived)
# no plan as yet really
in London on the Friday (take note Londoners), coming over to Camb about 3-4pm. it's in the scheduler, and I'll be there till Sunday evening.
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:16, archived)
# well
pencil me in up for some mid day - moving in to mid evening, to mid night beers that day if i'm not occupied by the rugby (but not sure, we usually do ok in the first few rounds).
but will be around sunday, or might see you in London on the friday.

we'll see ;) bit early yet, ask me next week hehe.
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:22, archived)

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