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# Every cloud....
has a silver lining.

I was gonna make this smaller and more animated
but I didn't want to lose that stupid goofy expression
he's got on his stupid goofy face (awwwwwwwwwww).
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:32, archived)
# bloomin'
lovely that is
(ivor_the_engine, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:35, archived)
# did I mention WOOYAYHOUPLA
panowie?
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:37, archived)
# gosh!
:@ )

(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:40, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:40, archived)
# yay!
nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:00, archived)
# Skint Jacko does own washing up....
(I helped save b3ta! DancesWithWeezils, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:32, archived)
# hee
hee

dah
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:32, archived)
# isn't that liza minelli?
!?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:33, archived)
# Yes.
Looking good, huh?
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:36, archived)
# I was going to make some joke
about "all that jiz"

but I can't think of one.
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:40, archived)
# It's too nasty.
I couldn't cope if I were to be covered in MJ's genetic material.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:44, archived)
# That's not
for the dishes......

urgh. unpleasant image. sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:33, archived)
# tee hee
he's put it on the wrong hand - daft collapsed-face megastar!
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:34, archived)
# is
that what they call a "backhander" ?
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:36, archived)
# not even trying now...

Words: Dr Drink
Music: Food Of Love
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:25, archived)
# Edited:
arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:26, archived)
# your point is noted
... ta daaaa

your right, that's much better
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:27, archived)
# HA ha ha
now that's very funny!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:34, archived)
# cool
that is,

And as i'm sure you all know (but incase you didn't) theres lots at: www.smokingcures.com
(Mr M@ Probably not that difficult!, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:53, archived)
# I'm confused.
Please describe which hand holds the lighter, and which the cigarette.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:33, archived)
# you british are
weird.
I've heard cock, willy, jack, johnson, but never before have I heard lighter
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:34, archived)
# I've heard Michael Jackson's one is
"lighter"
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:37, archived)
# With a mole on it.
According to Jordy Chandler.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:41, archived)
# .
This one?
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:43, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:45, archived)
# Yes.
And these:

www-nehc.med.navy.mil/hp/images/std_pictures/STD_53.jpg

Not Nice For Work.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:47, archived)
# using a bunsen burner
simply put fag in mouth and lean over already lit flame.

....I have not tried this
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:34, archived)
# hair can be a problem
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:35, archived)
# just
spit it out.

:@ )
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:36, archived)
# Eyelashes particularly.
I burnt mine off trying to light a rolly on a windy street once.
(Amerella, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:37, archived)
# i lit
a cigarette on a bonfire once, resulting in a lack of eyebrows
i had been drinking
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:35, archived)
# .
you shouldn't have been drinking eyebrows in the first place. ;-)

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:41, archived)
# you have
haven't you?
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:35, archived)
# no no no


no
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:38, archived)
# No No No
NO NO there's no limits.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:47, archived)
# Knowing you
and naked flames, prolly a good idea...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:37, archived)
# ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:38, archived)
# Cigarette in mouth,
lighter in one hand.
(Amerella, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:35, archived)
# A charming mental image
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:35, archived)
# You'd have to have really good coordination though.
(Amerella, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:37, archived)
# And if you have sufficient velocity
you risk extinguishing it again.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:39, archived)
# Velocity?
Aim more like ;)
(Amerella, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:40, archived)
# you could light it off the cooker
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:42, archived)
# True. But what about the cigarette?
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:48, archived)
# Who needs cigarettes
when you're having this much fun?
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:50, archived)
# My brother was going
to market stickers you could put over those warnings!
(I helped save b3ta! adr, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:43, archived)
# I want the dancing banana
stuck over my warnings. Oh if only we could have animated stickers
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:44, archived)
# you can!
Don't you remember those ones you used to get in cereal boxes, and as you moved your head left to right, they'd animate?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:53, archived)
# been done
www.smokingcures.com
(Divvy, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:54, archived)
# They're at it
again
www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_789805.html
(I helped save b3ta! Badger_Phenomenon, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:25, archived)
# that's just
plain fucking cruel
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:26, archived)
# And this is just plain fucking stupid...
www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_785744.html
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:27, archived)
# The pheasants
are making sure no bastard gets near them to dress them like a dog......
(I helped save b3ta! Badger_Phenomenon, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:29, archived)
# Har Har
it says "cock bird". Just like that. All brazen. NNnpphhh
(Soapy, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:29, archived)
# We used to
have a crow round here that would launch itself at my porta cabin window on a regular basis
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:30, archived)
# did you have
a squashed hedgehog selotaped to the window?
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:31, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:32, archived)
# tch
squashed hedgehogs are the new black darlink
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:33, archived)
# I
think it's something to do with territory , they see the reflections of themselves in the glass and attack it
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:34, archived)
# It's fabulash.
Almost as good as this:

www.petoffice.co.jp/catprin/english/#hiyoko
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:38, archived)
# People are such twats sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:42, archived)
# I know.
It's great, isn't it.

I believe it's a small price for pets to pay for parasitizing us for all these millennia.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:48, archived)
# mind you
look at those rats, breeding them was cruelty to start with.
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:39, archived)
# My rich Parisian friend has one attached to a brooch.
It's called Mireille and shits everywhere.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:52, archived)
# ffs
!
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:26, archived)
# I wonder
if the people doing that understand the looks in their dog's faces? They look terrified!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:29, archived)
# ananova
used to have an AI newsreader that read the news aloud.

she was pretty
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:31, archived)
# she's still there
click on video reports at the top, or
www.ananova.com/video/ if you're damn lazy - her hair scares me though...
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:34, archived)
# Following the US military's experiments with Dolphins they decide to unveil their new desert warfare "Combat Cub"..
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:17, archived)
# Awwww. Inney cute?
Come here litele petal.....AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH, no, stop, please, help, not the face, not my beautiful face....
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:30, archived)
# I can't believe no one has commented on this.
Cute, yet deadly!

Edit: Bloody typical.
(Amerella, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:30, archived)
# Like buses!
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:33, archived)
# Woo!
I watched a programme about the first Gulf War. The US Navy flew 4 highly trained dolphins to the Gulf to find mines. Upon release, they all immediately swam off to play with the local dolphins, and didn't come back for ages.
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:32, archived)
# See?
We knew they were clever.
(Amerella, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:34, archived)
# I'm
suprised they didn't shoot the other Dolphins, or each other, being trained by Americans.
(I helped save b3ta! D3xt3r Don't take any guff from these fucking swine...., Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:42, archived)
# I guess
he must wear 'cat-tags'
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 14:38, archived)
# cancan

Edit: If anybody wants to know what these are
then I've shamelessly stolen them from this
wonder fuel site:
www.madcapcreations.com
(I helped save b3ta! anno domini hiatus, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:12, archived)
# you SO
need to add THE FEAR into that!
(I helped save b3ta! packetslut, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:17, archived)
# he he - might just do that ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! anno domini hiatus, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:18, archived)
# so damn
fast :)

woo
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:19, archived)
# can WHAT?
woo
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:14, archived)
# Wahey
Look at 'em go!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:14, archived)
# yay!
ear to ear :)
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:14, archived)
# duh dededede duh duh dededede duh duh dededede duh
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:15, archived)
# rhubarb and custard?
oh no, the endings wrong.
(psausage76, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:16, archived)
# that would be
dedede duh dedede duh dedededer deder
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:18, archived)
# i prefer the more traditional
wadda da waa, wadda da waa, wap wa waa wa waaaw

it suits my voice better.
(psausage76, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:21, archived)
# that's
precisely front-page-sized

... do it
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:17, archived)
# cool !
what are these things , soft toys?
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:18, archived)
# Brilliant!
Have a repost...

www.b3ta.com/board/1231405
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:18, archived)
# that is
strangely hypnotic
woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:19, archived)
# top
stuff
(I helped save b3ta! cow23, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:20, archived)
# My mum used to do the cancan
I've seen the photos.
Wrong, so wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:20, archived)
# >:D
is was she pretty?
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:22, archived)
# phwoar
my ma, i'd have her
this is she
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:33, archived)
# Is that movement part of her physiological processes.
Or is she holding her breath?
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:40, archived)
# she's just a very
talented lady.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:43, archived)
# wee
have the music to go with it
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:29, archived)
# hehe
that got me bopping on my chair :)
(I helped save b3ta! anno domini hiatus, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:37, archived)
# Must of been done before but here it is anyway...

(FestaFreak, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:09, archived)
# Is that
Dr Phil?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:09, archived)
# controversial!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:10, archived)
# you're warm liquid
is slowly ebbing down the back of my mind.

and it smells of sugar puffs
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:11, archived)
# Cinnamon Grahams
...actually.

Sorry for the leakage
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:12, archived)
# he he he
i had them for breakfast this morning too!

maybe they are the key to mindpiss.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:16, archived)
# Ohhhhhhh!!
controversial!!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:10, archived)
# hahahah
(and breathe)
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:10, archived)
# sniggers
.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:11, archived)
# sniggers with attitude
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:13, archived)
# sniggers with altitude
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:20, archived)
# snickers with altitude
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:23, archived)
# sniggers with platitude
.
(Nigel Meek's Incredibly High Waistband, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:24, archived)
# sneakers with platypuss
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:35, archived)
# hahahahahah
*breathe*
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:13, archived)
# Is that
a death wish?
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:13, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! raw-edge, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:13, archived)
# congrats on the new jobbage
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:15, archived)
# only a six month contract but i will be back working uptown
and i have a feeling my b3ta time will be greatly reduced to the odd evening.
(I helped save b3ta! raw-edge, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:19, archived)
# at least it's cold hard cash
....but a pisser about the commuting aspect.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:20, archived)
# I don't mind the commuting....
train takes about half an hour then the tube for a little bit and a nice 5 minute walk...i'll get to read some books again which I haven't done in ages...and yes actually getting paid rather than being shafted by where i'm freelancing...
(I helped save b3ta! raw-edge, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:23, archived)
# congrats
where is it? what is it?
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:26, archived)
# Holborn
as an intranet assistant
updating and creating pages and stuff like that
(I helped save b3ta! raw-edge, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:28, archived)
# I used to like working in Holborn...
You might see me as I hurtle down Kingsway on my bicycle. Is it a big company?
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:31, archived)
# yep...
...but i think i've given out enough info on here about me so i'm not saying who
(I helped save b3ta! raw-edge, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:36, archived)
# Chicken.
(Amerella, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:42, archived)
# .
rabbit
(I helped save b3ta! raw-edge, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:44, archived)
# Mmmm
rabbit pie.
(Amerella, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:54, archived)
# steak
and kidney
(I helped save b3ta! raw-edge, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 14:16, archived)
# Baz
It was "nice" knowing you
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:17, archived)
# Thanks.
It was nice "knowing" you.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:18, archived)
# it's been
biblical
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:20, archived)
# Good job she's out today.
*slaps Baz anyway*
(tomsk, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:19, archived)
# if YOU wore a long black wig.......
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:21, archived)
# yeah
i was just thinking that actually. It looks more like tomsk in a wig than dr. phil.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:23, archived)
# Super Foul Egg?
the Amiga Power cover dick classic?

Think I've got that in the loft somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:24, archived)
# Amiga Power Dick?!
Anyway... LOOK! web version!

One of my favourite games :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:25, archived)
# you don't remember the old dildos that were on the front cover then?


many an hour was wasted playing my mate at that, the games could get quite heated. And the hatred towards the opponet very high....especially when you heard those ominous warning sounds.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:28, archived)
# brilliant game, that
although the lack of sound on the java version is a shame :(
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:29, archived)
# and the controls are a bit fidly
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:31, archived)
# Yes.
So, not as nice as playing the original, but still pretty spiffy.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:32, archived)
# Youmight have a point there.
Hmm. I look like a tranvestite Jarvis Cocker.
Oh well.
(tomsk, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:26, archived)
# I was thinking
it looked like you in a wig wearing Dr Phil's glasses.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:27, archived)
# Its their offspring!
its the legendary phimsk!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:28, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!
.
(tomsk, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:31, archived)
# at least you have never been told you look like
Jeremy Spake


....the horror
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:29, archived)
# i thought
that was thirdman?
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:32, archived)
# he can have that ackolade
...I don't want it
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:36, archived)
# Better than
your girlfriend looking like a man ;)
(Amerella, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:39, archived)
# ha ha ha
/keels over on the floor is hysterics
(I helped save b3ta! raw-edge, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:26, archived)
# serious arfage
over here.

but she'll kill you if she sees this ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:20, archived)
# ha ha ha
the expression is perfect
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:09, archived)
# ok
you're all scaring me now

I'm having Feelings I Don't Understand
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:17, archived)
# blimey
you could pick your teeth with those legs
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:17, archived)
# I'd love to stick a needle in his chest.
And then go out for a coffee with Weirdy Travolta.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:20, archived)
# fan
fucking tastic
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:30, archived)
# One of the best films ever *100% FACT*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:06, archived)
# you're a
simpleton :p
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:07, archived)
# and your gay
But do i go around telling everyone about it?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:08, archived)
# simpleton
is not used in this context, is it? I got it from my grammar book, which refers to this passage in Alice in Wonderland
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:10, archived)
# simpleton
means someone who is stupid or foolish
dictionary.reference.com/search?q=simpleton&r=67
its not a very common insult, but i wouldn't go around calling people it in the street. except on the isle of sheppey
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:12, archived)
# ow
i'm sorry no offense meant.


I thought simpleton was a wordplay derived from singleton.
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:13, archived)
# no worries
i'll take foolish please.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:14, archived)
# what did you think simpleton meant?
out of interest.
(I helped save b3ta! cow23, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:18, archived)
# i thought it didn't
mean anything, that humpty dumpty just wanted to say something cruel, and the first thing that flashed through his mind was simpleton.


which is of course related to singleton.
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:21, archived)
# You're mad you are.
;O
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:36, archived)
# No.
Humpty Dumpty was Playschool.
Valerie Singleton was Blue Peter
(I helped save b3ta! Monkboy, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:40, archived)
# welll....................................... .
you did get that 'ni is gay' t-shirt made especially.
(psausage76, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:10, archived)
# I buy 'em
all.
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:11, archived)
# he did a run of 1000 t-shirts
all at £10 each.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:15, archived)
# wow, thats like
erm

1.........10.......0000

4 pints!
(psausage76, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:19, archived)
# i tell you what
you give me £10,000 and i'll get you 5 pints.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:24, archived)
# wow,
how fast could you knock out 5 pints?
(psausage76, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:25, archived)
# probly take me a week
i'll book it off work.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:34, archived)
# Damn straight
W/Y/H!

Quick TJ: My icon has now reached 24 frames
Sorry ni, couldn't find the one you wanted...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:10, archived)
# Good Mourning!
(I helped save b3ta! watashi-wa Evenin'!, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:59, archived)
# haha
i misread the caption first
great :D
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:06, archived)
# woo and good morning
threadjack
'politician found dead in massage parlour'
hummus anyone?
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/2983610.stm
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:07, archived)
# when
the neighbour's kid asked for a pet ground squirrel,



I was happy to help.
(radja, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Daniel Beddingofield

It's a bit shit, but I just wanted to express my hatred for this man.
He starts of trying to be this cool underground garage guy, then tries to be Enrique Iglesias or suchlike with a songs that uses random lines from other love songs making no sense, having no chorus or continuity. Then he thinks "ooo rock music is big now, I think I'l make a song where I where a leather jacket and have random guitars and amps flying about in the wind, that'll make me a cool rocker guy!"
Wanker.
(Major Bumcrack, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:57, archived)
# seconded
he writes a tune and then ignores the tune when he sings live, in the Mariah-Carey-why-sing-one-note-when-ten-will-do style.

woo to you sir
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:01, archived)
# Thirded
plus in "Gotta get through this" he sings like a girl
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:02, archived)
# fourthed-id
if I met him I'd say

YOUR GAY
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:07, archived)
# Fifthed
He is captain c*nt.
(black is the old black, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:31, archived)
# Never heard of him.
Still, whatever.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:01, archived)
# arf
there's supposed to be a /rant enclosed in triangular brackets at then end of that, but i just wont stay there D:
(Major Bumcrack, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:03, archived)
# how do you manage that?
id love to have the power to not hear shite.
(psausage76, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:08, archived)
# I guess I just don't watch the TV stations
or listen to the radio that he's on.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:10, archived)
# he doesn't bother me
and I don't bother him. It works for both of us.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:04, archived)
# I can't be arsed hating him.
Will indifference do?
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:07, archived)
# so sorry
but this blessed me with the hummus

(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:51, archived)
# Mmmmmm.
World brie.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:54, archived)
# Cheese Globes
next
(Smudger, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:55, archived)
# that's not hummus
it's cheese

woosomely done, Sir
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:55, archived)
# Chummus
then maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:01, archived)
# chummus
sounds like hummus for dogs
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:05, archived)
# thats lovely
And very... lovely!

MORNING ALL!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:55, archived)
# morning
yak yak yakketi yak-yak
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:00, archived)
# don't talk back!
....just finish cleaning up your room
and make that dust fly with that broom
take all that garbage out of site
or you can't go out on Friday night
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:02, archived)
# the joy
of having your own room in another city and being free to do whatever you like...

no more cleaning up.

(though I kept it pretty clean)
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:04, archived)
# only just
lazy bones
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:09, archived)
# ive been hard at work!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:10, archived)
# implausible!
oh. I want to watch the Princess Bride. NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:19, archived)
# damn, you saw through my lies
arse
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:22, archived)
# the concept of a b3tan working hard
is as believable as the idea of me watching a game of football
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:30, archived)
# Inconceivable!
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
(Divvy, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:40, archived)
# Cheesetastic
just dont eat the bit where i am
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:56, archived)
# Damon (van) Gough anyone?


/hummusless
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:45, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!
Kill it!
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:46, archived)
# you sounded just like
Sunshine Elephant then
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:50, archived)
# ooh I likes that
I do
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:48, archived)
# woo !
nice one :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:49, archived)
# Badly Painted Boy!
I hate him. But that's a great pic...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:49, archived)
# I hate him too - take that bloody daft hat off.
i just realised i missed my b3ta birthday.

waaaa!
([]DOo []DOo, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:52, archived)
# Belated
harpy dirt-tray
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:54, archived)
# Happy Bapsday!
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:56, archived)
# mmmm
I love that
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:58, archived)
# Arg! Not that again!
Can't...... look.......... away.................
(OB1, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:59, archived)
# STOP IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:03, archived)
# I can't help it.
I've created a monster.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:06, archived)
# a two headed one
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:07, archived)
# A monster with top norks.
mmmmmmmmmm. fulsome funbags
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:10, archived)
# those are the
best norks ever. *FACT*
(Rice, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:11, archived)
# I'm
Blinded
(Fo_NuN, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:26, archived)
# These Polly Titians - they're all the same
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:44, archived)
# Arf!
Great big sweaty Arf, come to that!

Wooverymuch.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:45, archived)
# Clash of the Polly Titans
is one of my favorite films of all time.

*FACT*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:46, archived)
# Yeah,
its a great film.
The whole bath scene was very enjoyable.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:47, archived)
# I love it too.
Especially Medusa!

Looks like Mel B.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:47, archived)
# Groan...
...Arf....
...Groan!
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:29, archived)
# Without wanting to get too political
I'm feeling a bit pi**ed off with the beaurocrats this morning. Dare say this has been done before anywho. Apologies if it has
(hugh jarce, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:36, archived)
# i think it should say
'Your country fucks YOU...

...in the arse'
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:38, archived)
# you must have
a very roomy arse
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:44, archived)
# OOEERR Missus
fnarr fnarr!
(hugh jarce, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:45, archived)
# I think he has a website
with pictures
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:45, archived)
# Please
let no-one make the picture thats just appeared in my head.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:46, archived)
# I think someone already did
V V V V V
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:47, archived)
# oh you fucker
[I think the same picture may just have appeared in my head...]
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:47, archived)
# Sorry
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:51, archived)
# ha
you both love his roomy bum
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:10, archived)
# something dot cx I think
?
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:47, archived)
# Back fanny
like a windsock.



/S. Fry
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:51, archived)
# WooYay
"bureacrats"
(kryptik, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:39, archived)
# shh
bureaucrats
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:43, archived)
# hehehe.
know how you feel!

(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:42, archived)
# your elected
gay
(Smudger, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:45, archived)
# *blows raspberry*
:@ *
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:47, archived)
# pfnorp
:0

:)
(Smudger, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:49, archived)
# It's not my country,
but I still know what you mean. The cunts. I find listening to the music of David Axelrod helps a lot...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:47, archived)
[challenge entry] ape ventura?

I know it's not strictly a celebrity, but... Sue me.
(Tarka_the_Frotter, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:36, archived)
# Much Coolness!
:-)
(hugh jarce, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:37, archived)
# Woo !
like it , you might want to enter it though ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:40, archived)
# monkey sex?
phwoooooooooar
(psausage76, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:41, archived)
# hee hee
's naughty.

thanks for the competition entering tips, you dodgy fucks
(Tarka_the_Frotter, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:49, archived)
# I'll
take that as a compliment !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:50, archived)
# Compo it!
I HATE that man.
HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE
HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE
aargh.

(woo btw)
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:40, archived)
# lol
i love it. im surprised i didn't think of it! its stuff like this which deserves to win but i cant wait to see what horrible shite they choose tomorrow.
(The_Notorious_Mini, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 22:38, archived)
# Soz


WooHoo! Thank you magic donkey. I'd also like to thank the Academy, God etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:34, archived)
# Karen Carpenter.
The human xylophone.

PS: I love your massive nutsacks.
Oh dear, the censorship fairy has deleted an offensive item on Bulemia. That's right, just shove it under the carpet.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:35, archived)
# might as well,
it won't leave much of a bump...
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:15, archived)
# haha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:35, archived)
# like it
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:35, archived)
# heheheheh
truly inspired!
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:36, archived)
# Phwoooaarrrr!
Nice...erm...finches.
damn!
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:36, archived)
# They're just after his nuts
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:37, archived)
# now that
is funny. woo!


tj:

supermoore (and anyone interested in the reFlag crap) - I took your advice.
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:37, archived)
# hahahahaha
superb
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:39, archived)
# where's the representation of a tree
for all the pagan followers?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:40, archived)
# I think that's a wonderful
thing you have done there. If they don't like it, we'll all back you up. The patronising fuckers.
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:44, archived)
# like it
.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:46, archived)
# woo
you loon!
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:48, archived)
# *chortle*
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! bean, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:38, archived)
# my word!
that made me chuckle loudly!
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:38, archived)
# hahaha
Unexpected and class!
WOO!
(BadgerJuice, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:38, archived)
# hahaha !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:41, archived)
# *sings*
Unlike me, you're made of Trill.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:43, archived)
# On the day that you were born
The angels were on their tea-break!

;D
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:44, archived)
# I know,
that's why I stole their harps.



angel's harp? only a tenner, sonny
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:48, archived)
# nice
to see you a bit chirpier :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:51, archived)
# Thanks!
Still on the mighty 'zac, but me lass is coming to see me this weekend, and everything is gonna be grand. Yaaaaaaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:56, archived)
# Ahem...


*relurk*
(Demon-boy, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:47, archived)
# hahaha
classic
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:51, archived)
# Woooo
with a some Yay n Houpla
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:54, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:55, archived)
# That
is possibly the funniest thing that I have EVER seen on these boards.

w/y/h
(8-Ball, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Chowlie Chaplin
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:34, archived)
# doing it anyway
WOOO REDEX

hee hee



woo!
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:35, archived)
# Goed dag!
Hoe gaat et?
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:37, archived)
# look
everyone here seems to know a bit of dutch :)


legalize it
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:40, archived)
# That's no way to speak
of her!
:@ )

and YES! LEGALISE! YESYESYESSSS!
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:43, archived)
# Legalise what? ;)
*looks at his old profile pic, reminices fondly*
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:45, archived)
# the dutch
of course
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:49, archived)
# Nonononono,
string 'em up, it's the only language they understand.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:53, archived)
# tehehe!
that am woosome and hummusful
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:36, archived)
# Hello Mum!
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:37, archived)
# You alright
Son? Hope you're wearing clean undies
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:39, archived)
# Ah.
well, I'm not wearing dirty undies.
:@D
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:44, archived)
# oooh
how splendid!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:54, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:59, archived)

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