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# Ahh look at the little worm...why is he frowning?......


Oh no! WAIT! Look out.....
(pedro martinez, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:29, archived)
# heh
that is very good.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:30, archived)
# thank you
kind sir/madam/sir-madam
(pedro martinez, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:33, archived)
# sir.
definitely sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:37, archived)
#
"i'm miss fortune-ee-ee
i've just fell off a cliff-io"
or something like that
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:33, archived)
# I love your
charles atlas on your msn site!
(pedro martinez, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:36, archived)
# Ken was having an awful day...

and no one had even bothered to call for the helicopter.
quick and dirty i'm afraid and no hummus whatsoever
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:28, archived)
# Look out Ken
Woosome

... is Ken wearing a wrist band? and why is his front cleaner than his back?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:30, archived)
# Ken is wearing a wrist band
because he is at a cow rock festival.
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# his favourite thing to do
is roll around in mud. But recently, he's found himself in many life threatening situations. He is just about to go to the swimming pool to wash of the mud, thats what the wristband is for - has to be out of the pool by 3 o'clock.
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:32, archived)
# Actually,
that's a much better reason.
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# I like both reasons
my curiosity is satisfied
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:37, archived)
# He is a cutandshut cow
The reg number on his wristband won't match his number on the tail inside, trust me.
(I helped save b3ta! timothycrippins, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:48, archived)
# TJ: A boarder made a easy listening version of Aphex Twins Come To Daddy
Who was it?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:31, archived)
# dunno
have you heard reverend dan's 'its getting bongo in here'? its ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:33, archived)
# Never mess with Eric Bristow
(veda_queen, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:23, archived)
# ahh...
bristo
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:24, archived)
# he really is a nasty evil piece of work ...
(I helped save b3ta! anno domini hiatus, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:25, archived)
# was that Sister Wendy?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:26, archived)
# Ha!
Dartitis!
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:33, archived)
# HEHEH
I laughed at that, then discovered who did it!

Well done, lyricist!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:35, archived)
# evil kitten
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:22, archived)
# evil finger
good kitten
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:30, archived)
# hehehe
nice bloodage!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:37, archived)
# ladies and gentlemen, today's potatychop mash


tank it! tank it hard!

edit: woo! thank you magic donkey!
(I helped save b3ta! baby wet ones, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:21, archived)
# can I just say
Your drawing style is both excellent and flawless.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:22, archived)
# yes, yes you can.
can i just say..thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! baby wet ones, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:23, archived)
# i found a flaw
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:24, archived)
# where? where?
(i can tell you where many flaws are.)
(I helped save b3ta! baby wet ones, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:25, archived)
# I'm standing on one
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:28, archived)
# wa... wa.... wa....
waaaaaaaaah!
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:29, archived)
# i knew that was coming
:)
(I helped save b3ta! baby wet ones, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:30, archived)
# highthanqu
"...Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honour; which is probably more than she ever did..."

budum-tish
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:33, archived)
# That just rocks
Has he tried asking the durecel bunny?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:23, archived)
# super as usual
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:26, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:44, archived)
# i like that an awful bloody lot
(iguanaboy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:54, archived)
# god damn preverts
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:19, archived)
# You know
I thought exactly the same thing when I read that.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:20, archived)
# i
don't need the news letter to start me off dreaming about rodents - it is friday after all !
edit: i know they're probably not rodents though - but can't be arsed to check
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:21, archived)
# Moles aren't rodents
/pedant
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# please see above
i know you lot - so i covered my back
not with mole jizz, mind
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:25, archived)
# Sorry, I didn't see the edit
Did you know there's a mole that lives up trees?
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# there'd
better be a damned good punch line to that - or if it's true i want one !
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:33, archived)
# well, it climbs trees, anyway
Urotrichus talpoides is also active on the surface and occasionally climbs low bushes and trees. In winter this species is often found dead in bird nesting boxes in trees at heights of two to four meters above the ground.

sorry, that was a bit dull.
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# yet
interesting.

Tell me more Mole woman...
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:46, archived)
# Everything I know about moles,
I learnt from Cromagnon / muppit.
You'll have to ask him.
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# ooh
you've just reached 404 posts - what a great number !
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:34, archived)
# One of my cow-orkers
lives at number 404. He's a web developer-type person

Oh, how we laughed!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptortoise, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:41, archived)
# Does he get
any post?
(I helped save b3ta! Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:07, archived)
# oh, yuck
but I suppose it had to be done. In the interests of science and all that.
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# You
are not volunteering to 'tug-off' vermin surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:22, archived)
# My middle name.....
... is Voletugger.. FACT*

* unverified

(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:25, archived)
# Not at all,
but some poor sod of a PhD student is probably doing it out of our taxes.
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# i
hope he's wearing gloves
edit: or she - lets not be sexist now.
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:30, archived)
# That's cute. But it's wrooooooooooooong!!!
SHREWS are the new moles!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:21, archived)
# My first ever jump on a band wagon...
...but I think I'm too late...



(Scribble, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:18, archived)
# Are they bumming?
.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:18, archived)
# No they're giving each other
their special boy present!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:20, archived)
# Sex wee?
Or bum gum?
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:21, archived)
# naaa salty smegma
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:22, archived)
# You disgust me.
.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:22, archived)
# This place is a haven
for perverts, Dawn. You need to be a bit careful who you talk to.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:24, archived)
# You're so good to me.
Ever since I met you my life's been like a vacation.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:26, archived)
# The girls on this web-site
need to look after each other. You never know when you might get dragged off into a dark alley by one of these naughty men.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:30, archived)
# So that's Pootle's chat up technique


;-)
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:31, archived)
# don't knock it
it worked
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:34, archived)
# you
charmer
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:38, archived)
# See, I have no luck
when I tried it I ended up being press-ganged onto a Liberian oil-tanker...
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:40, archived)
# All those Liberian sailor boys
a dream come true for you, shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:44, archived)
#
[Insert seaman / semen joke here]
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:45, archived)
# What have I told you about using the board to groom people?
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:30, archived)
# That it's difficult
to cut hair over the internet?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:31, archived)
# At least you've got some left...

/baldie
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:33, archived)
# I just have a very
realistic wig
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:37, archived)
# I disgust me to
want a present?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:24, archived)
# Yes.
But I want one from a shop.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:26, archived)
# Well I'm quite friendly with the butcher if that helps
have a chocolate starfish
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:28, archived)
# I like it.
Can I have an yacht too?
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:32, archived)
# yes


His name's brian
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:37, archived)
# He doesn't look very sea-worthy.
Your rubbish.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:47, archived)
# well he's a yak!
I am inhformed he may be full of sea men though
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:52, archived)
# woo
have an ascii kitten

      ^^
\____/®®\
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 /_ /_


forgot to add:

8.9 on the snigger scale
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:18, archived)
# why thank you!
I understand the lycra suits, but not sure why they need the headgear...
(Scribble, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:22, archived)
# Pro-celebrity wanking anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:18, archived)
# please
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:19, archived)
# all womans
pro celebrity wanking
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:20, archived)
# hahaha
SCHTOP!
Why am I laughing? Am I 8?

That actually made me larf!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:19, archived)
# I'm wanking as I fight this
.
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:23, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:09, archived)
# Quality
I bet you can hear him opening beercans on the tape.
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:12, archived)
# Yerrow
LIver
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:12, archived)
# Red liver, yellow liver, Red liver, yellow liver, Red liver, yellow liver, Red liver, yellow liver,
Red liver, yellow liver, Red liver, yellow liver, Red liver, yellow liver, Red liver, yellow liver, Red liver, wellow damn!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:14, archived)
# .
Click for gallery...
Hello, I'm a fish My Gallery
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:04, archived)
# exceptional
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:04, archived)
# haha!
brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:05, archived)
# ARRRGGGH!
That is good!

(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:05, archived)
# Arf!
woo
(Indole Ring, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:05, archived)
# HAHAHA FUCKING COOL
SANK YOU


TERRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!
(Bernard Manning, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:06, archived)
# superb
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:06, archived)
# Been done
sorry. No really! Don't look at me like that!!! I didn't mean it! No. No. Noooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:07, archived)
# Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm
Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:11, archived)
# Birthmarks
Allover her body
(smoglane!, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:18, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:21, archived)
# you're on form
again, again.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:12, archived)
# That's just genius!
You hear me?

Genius!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:20, archived)
# Repost
'cos I never have time for new piccies these days



(I helped save b3ta! wonko the sane, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:35, archived)
[challenge entry]
____
(I helped save b3ta! MadMike, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:59, archived)
# *snort*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:59, archived)
# VERY
good
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:59, archived)
# Big up on the bad punnage!
Makes a change from those fucking Mr Men books.
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:00, archived)
# I don't get it.
Yer complete set o' bastards, yer.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:02, archived)
# HA!
YOU ARE ALGOYO AND I CLAIM MY £5!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:21, archived)
# You have to be the slowest dimwitted cutiepie on the face of this board.
Do you want me to put you into showbusiness?
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:33, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:03, archived)
# now that is funny
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:04, archived)
# fucking superb!
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:04, archived)
# those dirty Russian's
(pappa laz, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:57, archived)
# HA HA HA HA
HA

Pedant's corner: "Russian's" is a possessive...
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:01, archived)
# Yes they are.
Especially of Levis and vodka.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:02, archived)
# There's a great book out there called
"Tips for Writer's"

With such great advice as:
"By becoming a professional writer you agree to never spilt the infinitve, to lead the bull by the hand and never mix metaphors"


(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:04, archived)
# Christ
I must get a copy next time I'm out shopping for CD's, DVD's and doner kebabs
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:06, archived)
# those could be used for my new GrammarPolice range...
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:07, archived)
# hmmm...
would that not actually be, "pedants' corner"?
(nugchuts, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:13, archived)
# repost

part1 part3 part4 part5
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:03, archived)
# The hazards of group photography
(Indole Ring, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:57, archived)
[challenge entry] A regrettable special offer. Well, I regret it.
(buboboy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:54, archived)
# I saw her in a cocktail bar in London a few months ago.
She has nice skin.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:56, archived)
# i saw her in Lime Street station one night last year.
I jumped out of mine.
(buboboy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:57, archived)
# was she working
as a waitress?
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:58, archived)
# And don't forget
it's John who put it where it was then.
And he could put it back there too.
(buboboy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:59, archived)
# cos she drinks...
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:58, archived)
# Ha!
That's class!
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:00, archived)
# eww
...
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:00, archived)
# test
(I helped save b3ta! null and void, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:13, archived)
# icles
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:20, archived)
# Is she
sniffing her finger?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:59, archived)
# Edwina self administers herself a dirty sanchez
to stimulate herself before a meeting.

didn't you know?
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:01, archived)
# You know what
It's high time the FAQ was updated. Newcomers are going to have a problem figuring out the meanings of glasscock, spazz, mindpiss, NSFW etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:52, archived)
# it's all part of the learning
process
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:53, archived)
# wtf
is mindpiss?
(RaiLord, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:53, archived)
# its when
two or more people get the same idea at the same time and it was not expected.

I pissed in thier mind.....
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:54, archived)
# like that
...
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:54, archived)
# or mindcontrol
in general.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:54, archived)
# Are you controlling MY mind?
I feel as if I'm being operated by aliens.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:58, archived)
# when two people
post the same-ish thing at the same time

kinda like telepathy
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:54, archived)
# miiiiiiiiiiiind
pissoiry ^^^^ example
(Murun Buchstansangur's hairpiece, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:56, archived)
# home of the
baguette.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:54, archived)
# see below
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:54, archived)
# see
above

NOOO!
TOO MUCH MIND PISS!!
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:54, archived)
# wtf
is mindpiss?
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:54, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
I see what you did there!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:55, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:55, archived)
# >snort<
Arf and double arf
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:56, archived)
# if they ponder publically
we'll direct them to flibz' dictionary
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:54, archived)
# It's not just the terminology
There's no pirates in it.

And no warnings about goatse.
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:55, archived)
# minor karmic realignment
kittens
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:02, archived)
# something like this?
www.fark.com/farq/farkisms.shtml
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:55, archived)
# oh
you're the person to ask.
When do Fark have their photoshop contests?
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:55, archived)
# all the time
they come and go like farts in phone booths

joining totalfark gets you a head-start on most of them
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:57, archived)
# I think
it was tweaked a little not so long ago. I'm sure if you suggest something specific it will be taken into consideration...

well volunteered ;)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:57, archived)
# These are
Just fad words which will pass with time.
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:58, archived)
# I could have sworn
that I just said something...
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:11, archived)
# shhh!
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:18, archived)

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