
making obviously stupid Nazi/MLP mashup shitposts for a giggle, and then someone who has no concept of anything concludes that it's an actual community that needs a serious article written about it.
( , Fri 26 Jun 2020, 11:19, Reply)

And you get all that from watching a kids' cartoon?
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Jinkies. (Oh shit)
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Appalling racist shit = lolz cucks triggered, u mad bro
Anything anti-racist = why do these sjws have to make everything political?
Burn the place to the ground.
( , Fri 26 Jun 2020, 19:51, Reply)

Long black and wirey it is. And surprisingly sharp. Wasn't worth a whole thread about it, so I decided to post about it here.
( , Fri 26 Jun 2020, 15:20, Reply)

The long black nose-hair pulling community of the internet.
( , Fri 26 Jun 2020, 16:18, Reply)

I feel a binge coming on. I guess most folks here are old enough to remember the world's greatest detective
Full episodes

Thanks to the official Columbo YouTube channel, full HD versions of classic Columbo episodes can now be viewed in full!
( , Fri 26 Jun 2020, 0:36, Reply)

I mean, how many times did Patrick McGoohan escape to kill again?
( , Fri 26 Jun 2020, 1:36, Reply)

In the past I'd always thought of McGoohan as the man of a thousand faces where each and every one was the same...
Now I wonder if there are actually a thousand McGoohans with the same face. Hmm.
( , Fri 26 Jun 2020, 6:23, Reply)

The lead actor is AMAZINGLY bad.
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Are you any good with audio editing/dubbing? I'd quite like to hear Columbo and friends using language and displaying attitudes to race that were socially acceptable at the time.
Could he call a woman a bitch too? Cheers.
Also, are the episodes actually on YouTube? That blog site seems to link to a site called videopress.com rather than YouTube.
( , Fri 26 Jun 2020, 11:16, Reply)

but there's only a few full HD episodes. Hopefully more to come. I just bought the complete set of DVD so I'm all right jack.
I can surely overdub some foul language, please suggest a script
( , Fri 26 Jun 2020, 11:43, Reply)

Black face Falk saying Duck
A tongue twister for the ages
( , Fri 26 Jun 2020, 16:39, Reply)

I feel that now I have been the victim of instutional racism like this, I shouldn't be asking you to dub dubious audio on to old Columbo episodes any more.
( , Fri 26 Jun 2020, 18:38, Reply)

I knew who’d done it within the first 10 minutes of every episode
( , Fri 26 Jun 2020, 8:29, Reply)

Guest Star : ....
McGoohan vaguely irritates me in Columbo. Prefer Leslie Nielsen's appearances as his roles varied.. victim, murderer and fiance(?) of murderer. Not all in the same episode, mind. Though I would watch that.
( , Sun 28 Jun 2020, 0:15, Reply)

Well, since Rob recently, quite unintentionally, dragged me back into working with After Effects, I got reacquainted with an old love of mine; (typographical) animation and video.
To celebrate the rekindling of this digital romance, I thought I'd revamp one of my old video's, which was tragically outdated at lo-res PAL (yes, what the fuck is that kids?) resolution, gloomily rotting away at my YouTube channel.
So, here it is. Revamped, re-rendered, upscaled, Hi-deffed, upfucked, whatever, GO WATCH IT!
Ps: did I mention YouTube messes up the timing? It seems off, depending on the platform you're watching it on.. web seems fine though
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That's epic, hadn't seen it before. Very +awesome
( , Fri 26 Jun 2020, 8:04, Reply)

that's the main thing... clean hands.
( , Thu 25 Jun 2020, 17:18, Reply)

foreshortens the field of view.
better to have a drone shot from overhead for a better idea of distancing.
( , Thu 25 Jun 2020, 17:22, Reply)

mobile.twitter.com/DiabeticQueen1/status/1275898197169274881
( , Thu 25 Jun 2020, 18:01, Reply)

www.bournemouthecho.co.uk/news/18538733.gridlock-thousands-flock-dorset-temperatures-reach-30c/
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but never this many.
( , Thu 25 Jun 2020, 17:59, Reply)

Look at that ass left bottom centre!
Some nurse will probably be wiping that for her soon
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There would be perky norkers getting an outing
and a lower average BMI.
( , Fri 26 Jun 2020, 22:45, Reply)

Doesn't explain the llama next to it
( , Thu 25 Jun 2020, 23:57, Reply)

Carpet bomb the lot.
( , Thu 25 Jun 2020, 21:04, Reply)

I bet they all think they are the only ones using the sea.
( , Thu 25 Jun 2020, 23:03, Reply)

Are:
A) The density of the population.
B) The density of the population.
( , Fri 26 Jun 2020, 1:24, Reply)

My little homage to a certain pound shop tony stark.
( , Thu 25 Jun 2020, 13:34, Reply)

Any chance of a version with those lovely landscape shots with bird song but no one in it, or talking over it?
p.s. this isn't meant as criticism, I just enjoyed the shots and the birdsong. was it shot early in the morning?
( , Thu 25 Jun 2020, 13:53, Reply)

haha enjoyed this, watched the cunt recently and thought, what a right boring cunt, big long pregnant pauses in an effort to infer great cognition but basically just a nob
( , Thu 25 Jun 2020, 17:16, Reply)

(It's funny by itself so far though)
( , Thu 25 Jun 2020, 17:21, Reply)

Rights holders being arseholes as usual - trying to prevent us accessing gems from the past such as this:
www.gizmodo.co.uk/2020/06/the-endangered-internet-archive-is-full-of-treasures/
( , Thu 25 Jun 2020, 11:14, Reply)

'They want to throw God's wonderful breathing system out'

Before a vote on wearing of masks in public, Palm Beach commissioners were harangued by residents.
( , Thu 25 Jun 2020, 10:34, Reply)

'I would never sell a gun to person in a mask!'
but you don't check to see if they're crazy....
( , Thu 25 Jun 2020, 12:46, Reply)

Everyone else was pretty nuts though.
( , Thu 25 Jun 2020, 15:54, Reply)

Bizarre response to motorcycle crash (rider not badly injured)
youtu.be/GSGCbMTGruw
( , Thu 25 Jun 2020, 13:25, Reply)

That's the city called Corona in Riverside County, California.
Not related.
Reportedly, it happened on Friday 19 June; some dick hit a motorbike and carried on; the rider is OK.[1][2][3]
Spectacular video though.
( , Fri 26 Jun 2020, 19:20, Reply)

"washing hands is a good idea, but not especially effective ...[against covid-19 because] people spread Covid-19 easily without coughing or sneezing."
...back in March I was trying to tell B3ta that masks are somewhat effective, washing hands is a good idea but can't stop you breathing it in....
benito vaselini "it's the same old brexit shit again"
Plague Hedgehog: "can I interest you in these magic beans?"
custard: "twat"
evil_andy: "Stop buying into and spreading this shit you absolute spastic."
garidead: "Why would I listen to someone on YouTube?" ..(my response to this was: because he's an expert in the field)
barst: "You, Sir
are an utter fucking cock."
mongychops: "I hope your Dad dies"
( , Thu 25 Jun 2020, 13:29, Reply)

you said: "it's the same old brexit shit again"
( , Thu 25 Jun 2020, 14:35, Reply)

Do you think the outcome would have been better if everyone had followed whatever advice they could find on youtube rather than what the government was saying?
( , Thu 25 Jun 2020, 15:11, Reply)

We have the highest death toll in Europe. Our daily deaths resemble the total EU's combined. Countries with masks have done significantly better, as has nearly every other country on Earth except Brazil and the USA.
So yeah.
Right now the official public health advice is deliberately overcomplicated, requiring pages of flow charts and logic diagrams to explain. Messages from government are mixed at best, often chaotic.
I suggest we follow the public health advice from countries with serious leaders and successful covid response policies.
( , Thu 25 Jun 2020, 15:50, Reply)

Presumably you dont think people should be following their public health advice?
The OP was about how hand sanitiser is ineffective in stopping the spread of coronavirus btw. Do you agree with that?
( , Thu 25 Jun 2020, 16:03, Reply)

"The OP was about how hand sanitiser is ineffective in stopping the spread of coronavirus btw" you're twisting my words here, to suit your own argument. again in black and white: if you breath in the virus, hand sanitiser is not going to help you. it does help overall, because it mitigates infection through touching the virus, but alas the vast majority of infections are contracted by breathing. So like I said in March it's not going to have "a big impact". meaning: If we all go about our business with no social distancing and have very clean hands: it's not going to do fuck all to stop the spread by itself . Again, I don't know how much clearer I can show you the truth of the matter.
( , Thu 25 Jun 2020, 16:19, Reply)

www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/sas-who-dares-wins-ant-middleton-coronavirus-instagram-a9491846.html
( , Thu 25 Jun 2020, 16:45, Reply)

I don't think people should be following *some* of the UK government's advice when it contradicts or falls short of international standards.
The initial lack of a quarantine on international travel was insane, but now we are the most infected country in Europe we impose quarantine on people entering from countries with lower infection rates, and impose no quarantine on our own citizens leaving this infected hellhole. The government has announced more changes to the quarantine rules today, just to add to the confusion.
The 'support bubble' scheme is a shambles, even I have friends who have been bubbling people who don't live alone. The bubble system combined with the 7 day 2 households overnight rule is a boolean nightmare.
The 7 day isolation rules have always struck me as weird compared to the WHO standard 14 days.
The 2 meter rule was actually better than the international 1m standard, which is why it's so frustrating to have it watered down to "1m plus."
Soap and water are preferable to hand sanitiser, that has always been the official advice. Over-use of hand sanitiser can dry and split your skin, providing more potential points of infection. Unless there are extenuating circumstances (e.g. you, or someone you are caring for has a compromised immune system) I'd only use it when soap and water aren't available.
When I need to go shopping I wear vinyl gloves and wash my hands before and after. I carry a simple mask in case it is not possible to maintain 2m, and I have a more heavy duty active carbon filter mask for when I know I'm going to be in a crowded situation.
Sorry for the wall of text.
( , Thu 25 Jun 2020, 17:28, Reply)

Dumb question: but, I'll tell you what I think: I think if everyone did what I did then YES: we would know best practice from the evidence of studies and the advice of experts and from successful systems of mitigation like that in Thailand for example.
( , Thu 25 Jun 2020, 16:00, Reply)

My question was would the outcome have been better if *everyone* had thought they knew best and acted as they pleased, according to whatever shit they could find on the internet, instead of following official public health advice.
( , Thu 25 Jun 2020, 16:21, Reply)

If everyone did as I did, and continue to do, then they would not be acting according to whatever shit they found on the internet. They would be acting according to critical thinking, evidence based studies, and expert advice. Your question is wrong because I am not acting as I please, according to whatever shit I could find on the internet. Stop trying to pull shit out of your ass.
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I know that if you have an argument you look like a dick. ...edit... . interesting that the attack towards me seems to be turning into "why are you talking? you're mental and you're not going to change anyone's mind." Rather than "you're talking shit and you're wrong wrong wrong" which is what is was at the time. also by the way, I made one post on this link. and replied to other peoples points, I didn't set out to go on a mental rant saga. It ended up that way only because of these people arguing with me. so blame them and yourself for feeding the troll.
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I'm trying to say that if you want me to be silent, then don't engage with me. Because all of this horrendous confrontational text I spew is only because people confront me first. It's reactionary.
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Which again shows how stupid your question of "what if everyone did as I did" is. Because you've just fucking said that according to you, they can't do as I did.
( , Fri 26 Jun 2020, 10:42, Reply)

The people who don't think they're capable should have followed the government advice, yes?
You think that would have produced a better outcome? Fewer deaths, slower spread, flattened curve etc etc
( , Fri 26 Jun 2020, 11:12, Reply)

just stop trying to trap me with these false equivalencies. I get it, you don't like someone on the internet being mean to you. I'm bored of this.
( , Fri 26 Jun 2020, 11:20, Reply)

Kind of. I recall you advised heavy-duty masks, not just three layers of fabric stitched together.
This is because the evidence has been built up that widespread mask-wearing might have an effect on transmission. It's not conclusive, and the public health advice is at least partly to reassure people that it's safe to go out again.
Still, it doesn't change the fact that your original insistence on masks wasn't evidence-based. You'd just seen one expert say something, and then proceeded to ram it down everyone's throats like you'd single-handedly discovered the cure for cancer.
The fact that you accidentally backed a horse that may (or may yet not) be the 'right' one doesn't change the fact that the hostile reaction you received was about 95% down to you being such an obnoxious fucking prick about it.
( , Thu 25 Jun 2020, 14:10, Reply)

There really is no debate on that fact now.
At the time I advised N95 masks or better. You can see an N95 Mask in the thumbnail above. Hardly heavy duty
and don't you think that the W.H.O. would be recommending N95 masks instead of home made ones if they were ubiquitous? Think a little next time.
( , Thu 25 Jun 2020, 14:22, Reply)

I used one expert as an example, which is different to "just seeing one expert say something". As to ramming down peoples throats: If you got that impression it's because I was reacting to the fucking shitty and stupid attitude of wankers as quoted above. (you included) Had they not done that, or thought critically and logically then the conversation would have been more like, "cheers for the link". "you're welcome"
( , Thu 25 Jun 2020, 14:30, Reply)

I wasn't calling you an absolute spastic for saying masks were effective. You didn't mention masks at all in your post.
I called you an absolute spastic for saying hand sanitiser wasn't effective - which it is.
But good to know you got over it and moved on.
( , Thu 25 Jun 2020, 15:22, Reply)

"I wouldn't tell you to stop using Hand Sanitiser, but don't think it's going to have a big impact on this bug". .. this is what you replied to. The rest of what you think I said is made up by you. You're absolutely wrong and go fuck yourself.
( , Thu 25 Jun 2020, 15:48, Reply)

Regretfully, I must inform you that you are wrong. I can prove it too.
I look forward to revisiting this argument in three months when I've forgotten about it again.
( , Thu 25 Jun 2020, 16:02, Reply)

L E T S G O, here, march 2020:
if you have an opinion, you're missing out on key facts.
I think we've all had enough of what experts have to say.
I don't fucking care about what you have to say mate.
It seems you don't care about what I believe.
Unfortunately people have their own views on reality and my completely logical one falls on deaf ears.
bla bla bla waaaah bullshit
the only way you can disagree with what I'm saying is if you're not informed
( , Thu 25 Jun 2020, 16:08, Reply)

mine were all in the correct sentiment and context. yours are not.
( , Thu 25 Jun 2020, 16:21, Reply)

Dreadful, isn't it? When people cherry pick sentences out of a debate and leave out the reasoned bits.
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I might have dreamt that
( , Thu 25 Jun 2020, 16:10, Reply)

I welcomed a minor chevron but cannot bring myself to read the words
( , Thu 25 Jun 2020, 21:07, Reply)

I’m pleased to say that I’ve managed to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that birds are much more intelligent than humans.
( , Thu 25 Jun 2020, 10:02, Reply)

and load it into a ZX Spectrum.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=huvAXBtMTAc
( , Thu 25 Jun 2020, 17:05, Reply)

I don't usually post my own stuff or anything at all but the dentures popping out video simbosan posted was extremely inspiring. This is part of a project I started in order to learn about digital video. The step before this I made a 13 second long video that took up 1.3Gb of space so I feel like I am gradually learning. Let me know if you can figure out the time signature of the music part.
( , Thu 25 Jun 2020, 1:44, Reply)

Might has well have used plain old aardvark/cucumber like all my other tracks.
( , Thu 25 Jun 2020, 15:34, Reply)

Pushing a naval mine off a mountain

Croatian soldiers defending Livno using a naval mine against Serb forces in 1992. This isn't a music translation, but while I was editing footage for a song ...
( , Wed 24 Jun 2020, 23:53, Reply)

Not a serving suggestion
More pics in thread
( , Wed 24 Jun 2020, 21:37, Reply)

Ruining the petting zoo for the tinies again?
( , Wed 24 Jun 2020, 23:52, Reply)

It's like surfing, but without a board. So essentially swimming into massive waves and somehow surviving. Respect.
( , Wed 24 Jun 2020, 20:38, Reply)

at least, not the ones he's catching, as Nazarre can get triple that size or bigger. And they're not hollow and dumping, which is tricky with or without a board. I've bodysurfed bigger waves. my local break regularly has waves around that size on good days. If you can swim and tread water for a couple of hours without a break, then bodysurfing is easier than surfing. It's easier to go deeper under waves and for longer, especially if you're caught in the impact zone. Surfers are you main danger really, it's not much fun if there's a crowded line-up having to duck under oncoming surfers, kooks wiping out with their boards going everywhere
( , Wed 24 Jun 2020, 23:47, Reply)

...but minus several million for naff music
( , Thu 25 Jun 2020, 0:19, Reply)

I'm almost certain there was a surf video on here recently. I think it was Australia. It was a very long and steady break filmed with drones. I haven't been able to find it again. Did I dream it?
( , Thu 25 Jun 2020, 2:37, Reply)

skeleton bay, namibia
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgTYKH4x_cg
bugger of a walk back to your towel
( , Thu 25 Jun 2020, 2:41, Reply)

a.k.a. The Horse Tranquilizer Badge (2'34")
( , Wed 24 Jun 2020, 20:14, Reply)

All work and no play makes Jack a Hey Duggee
( , Wed 24 Jun 2020, 23:57, Reply)

I've written an article full of utter nonsense, designed expressly to be shared with people on social media who are wrong but won't shut up. They won't understand it (I certainly don't), so they won't be able to respond. It's on Medium so looks vaguely reputable, and even has footnotes and all.
The reason you’re wrong, in detail, with references

This short essay explains, in detail, the multiple factors that go towards determining that you are completely wrong.
( , Wed 24 Jun 2020, 18:09, Reply)

I would humbly suggest reducing the density of academic sounding words by about 15% to make it sound more believable.
( , Wed 24 Jun 2020, 18:22, Reply)

Regretfully, I must inform you that you are wrong. I can prove it too.
( , Wed 24 Jun 2020, 21:05, Reply)

and everyone shouts you down and calls you a fucking idiot. that would help me out.
( , Wed 24 Jun 2020, 21:49, Reply)

I'm a fan and purveyor of sciencey sounding nonsense, so I like the effort. I think you need to counterpoint it gradually, juxtaposing plain language against metaphorical matrices of emergent nonsense that falls within parameters of plausibility, to enhance a sort of neural dysplasia as a function of the interstices that lie between comprehensibility and the cognitive capacities of your chosen demographic with the employment of multiple tortuously overloaded sub-clauses within a singular sentence structure substantiated to ensure any potential reader has long forgotten what point you were making upon attaining some form of grammatical conclusivity embodied by a full stop.
( , Thu 25 Jun 2020, 4:19, Reply)

I guess using a semicolon would be too much of a pause.
( , Thu 25 Jun 2020, 22:48, Reply)

ok, two vids spliced together but still...
— Link to tweet
( , Wed 24 Jun 2020, 10:18, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5k9IgskpEM&feature=youtu.be
Haha, this fkn great
( , Wed 24 Jun 2020, 10:22, Reply)

two excellent jokes when the first one would have done.
( , Wed 24 Jun 2020, 12:47, Reply)

Then when the 2nd part starts in landscape, it's miniaturised to fit within the confines of portrait.
Everyone involved should be killed immediately.
( , Wed 24 Jun 2020, 14:37, Reply)

One of the largest and most complete collections I've ever seen. If you like music, you need to spend a day or two listening to some of this.
( , Wed 24 Jun 2020, 8:32, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsUXcQakUno
( , Wed 24 Jun 2020, 8:34, Reply)

That'll be the soundtrack for my day then. Mogwai to start with...
( , Wed 24 Jun 2020, 10:38, Reply)

I ripped the 2 Mogwai sessions first incase they get pulled for copyright. Closely followed by The Stretchheads and Electro Hippies. And then Misty in Roots. And then.... actually, about 80% of this is ace, might start hoarding.
( , Fri 26 Jun 2020, 12:43, Reply)

Now where did I put my old 999 t-shirt?
( , Wed 24 Jun 2020, 16:33, Reply)

I'm pretty sure she changed the lyrics to "Love in a Void" from those I heard at the Music Machine...
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( , Wed 24 Jun 2020, 18:18, Reply)

Just rabbit holed some FSOL from Kiss in 1992 from that lot, haven't heard it in 25 years. Day fucking made. Ta!
( , Wed 24 Jun 2020, 21:27, Reply)

The guy's got several YT channels containing his uploads, which offer alternative means of consuming these delectable goodies...
( , Wed 24 Jun 2020, 22:42, Reply)

This is the uploader's website.
( , Thu 25 Jun 2020, 21:17, Reply)
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